Reacting to Your DIRTY Confessions! - S2 Ep22

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[@Itsjusttjustin]

I know Colleen is a busy icon but it would be so fun to see her on uncensored

[@saraboutin2210]

YES. I want to hear her swear! LOL

[@laurawithnou]

I would love that but also Christopher i think would be crazy to see. I mean ik Colleen swears but i honestly don't know if Christopher says any curse words lol but I'd love to see it

[@TaiwaneseAndBeauty13]

@@laurawithnou I feel like Christopher is too wholesome of a person to be on Uncensored 😂 but that would be interesting.

[@carlitabonita]

Colleen would never truly be on uncensored because she has a hard time being uncensored. A fear probably brought on by all the judgements she's gotten online, and her "image" being kid friendly. It would prob help her brand to show more human, adult behavior and grow with her audience... but... she may worry having small children too.

[@cclose8007]

Yes!

[@kendrajean6102]

As a human that's delt with constipation her entire life...I found this podcast extremely helpful. Lol

[@lauralee9403]

You can also spread you cheeks and then rock side to side and back and forth and it sort of wiggles out lol 😂

[@colleenhathaway64]

I agree ☝️

[@annewatkins8864]

Hey Rachael I am not understanding , you said you've met people who were into be

[@SkyGirl5]

"i applaud you for your sphincter" 🤣🤣🤣

[@AudreyII-]

Put that on the merch

[@FuriousDinosaur123]

Right after the "in case you hear weird noises" I was expecting an Emily "helloooo" 🤣

[@karatelessonsbyreagan658]

We need jojo and Avery on the podcast with abbie

[@barbarahalls6751]

Omg I relate with Emily on this sooo hard on not having that talk about how to use a tampon. My mom was against tampons and so I had to learn on my own. The first time was a nightmare to say the least.

[@laurenseidel]

My mom was very informative and open but for some reason never walked me through using a tampon. I ended up leaving the top cardboard portion inside and was in excruciating pain every time I moved for the rest of the night.

[@the_ambracer]

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thank you for this! Also, note to self: Don't watch/listen to this while eating. *nod*

[@Journeyz2020]

I definitely prefer the podcasts with other people but I don’t dislike it when it’s just you. Still entertaining!

[@midnightscarrie]

''i thought you were Jojo Siwa's mom for 2 years'' this is so iconic that i bursted out laughing when i heard it, omg hilarious xx

[@demidornbusch6888]

I just found your channel and I love these RU videos!! 😂😂 literally laughing out loud constantly!

[@erinlefevre1]

Mamma dr Jones is a good person to watch for anything ob/gyn related but she's also felt disconnected from her newborns as well, I hope you have supportive people around you and therapy will help too. ❤️

[@colleenhathaway64]

I love her and her content! She takes time to explain things and doesn’t shame anyone for anything!! She’s such an amazing woman! I wish she was my doctor!!!

[@jamiemartin1419]

Literally posted a second ago and I IMMEDIATELY am watching cause these are the best podcast episodes

[@emrose3391]

RACH NOT THE MAYO ON BAGELS✋🏼😂

[@maddycrochetsstuff]

The comment about Clueless, I totally agree with. I recently watched it with my mom, I was paying attention, but at the same time I wasn't. We get to the end of the movie, I looked at my mom and I was like "Wasn't she 16 and he was 21, and they're step brother and sister?!?!? That's weird and gross!" That is all I remember from that movie.

[@PrincessPeyten]

Rachel I love your Rachel uncensored podcast I been listening since day one😁😁😁

[@ember_sync2522]

I like it better when your with quests then alone cause it's less chaotic I LOVE CHAOS!!! Love you

[@kylieb6726]

Omf this was hilarious! Rachel you are too funny 😂😂

[@bexbreaksitdown5295]

i loved this lol Rachel u and Emily never fail to make me cry laughing

[@abigailcacchione]

I love the unsolicited Blaze cameos

[@xlaurenxsmithx]

I let my friend tattoo her initials on my butt. I decided it was ok because if she ever stopped being my friend I would tell people it stood for “Rachel Ballinger” instead of her name which is also Rachel B. 😂

[@julianamendesalves5547]

18:47 I figure you out last month together with JoJo videos, and I love your videos. You are funny, spontaneous, sincere, nice. I love seeing you and your girlfriend together. You two are meant to be. So nice to see true love.

[@clearlyseverely3155]

I would have paid to see Emily's reaction to the whole poop excavation talk.

[@DE0BIZONE]

i don't know why every time emily says cooter it's so funny to me

[@christendiel5847]

I once had a tampon "get stuck" but I had the string and was pulling ... but it just hurt and nothing was coming out. I pulled the string as hard as I could and I was in tears.... turns out ... the string was wrapped around a thin peice of my hymen that was still in tact. So the string was strangling my hymen. I eventually had to fish out the actual tampon first and the string had to untie itself. 🥴

[@PrincessPeyten]

Christen Diel OMG that’s horrible how did you get it taken care of

[@InnerSerckle]

Lmaoo! It’s okay ‘Em. It’s relatable for me too 😂

[@brennanorthey3482]

Jojo and Avery on the podcast

[@saraholson8849]

These were great! Def gonna need more! 🤣

[@melrox8809]

I love a solo Rachel episode.

[@jenninehaas3995]

Love u so much Rachel 💓 I really love the show with u and Emily!!!!! 🥰 the both of u together is so freaking funny 🤣 love ya Emily 😘

[@Kaluapiggy]

i love the solo podcast it just has half the energy and banter so i prefer the podcasts with your friends, you + joy or emily bouncing back and forth make it better cause you see two sides of opinion

[@sfsebastian]

We need "I'm a Healthy Pooper" merch!!!

[@phoenixjimson2350]

I watch both of you guys because I love both of you guys ❤️

[@allie12212]

So many quotable phrases coming from Rachel lol

[@gabbybewa2486]

i decided to listen to eps i hadnt yet while playing sims and i was like focused on the game and my attention was brought back when rachel stumbled on a word and corrected herself and i was listening more and i was like hm this sounds familiar and then i realized it was MINE such a jumpscare im EMBARRASSED

[@emilykibler252]

The gymnast tampon thing is real! The first time I had to use one, I didn’t get it fully in and bled all over my leo

[@kaitlynwalker6142]

This podcast should be every week

[@melissaholman2605]

I've used coffee filters many times when I've unexpectedly ran out of toilet paper and don't have paper towels.

[@AdorkableArtist92]

On the subject of "did everyone notice or did no one notice?" I have a story. Here a few things you need to know for context: I have a disability called spina bifida. I can't feel my feet. I used a motorized scooter in college. I sang in the church choir on campus every Sunday, usually at the morning Mass, but sometimes at the evening Mass if I overslept or had a lot going on. I was behind on a paper and was working on it until I noticed I had less than 10 minutes to change clothes and get across campus to church. I threw my t shirt, old, shapeless bra, and shorts in the general direction of my dirty clothes hamper. I changed into a better bra and church-appropriate clothes and made my way to the church. I got through an hour of choir practice and about half of Mass when I noticed something white caught on my shoe. It was my old, ratty bra! It must have gotten caught when I tried to toss my clothes in the hamper. That meant I had traveled across campus, probably said hi to lots of people because it was a small, close-knit school, gone through an hour of practice in a choir of men and women, and made it halfway through Mass FRONT AND CENTER ON STAGE WITH A BRA CAUGHT ON MY SHOE. I panicked, yanked it off my shoe and threw it in my purse. Probably made the whole situation worse. This was 6 or 7 years ago and it still makes me cringe.

[@AdorkableArtist92]

as for the"mom helping with tampons until age 17" thing, that would make sense to me if the person had a disability. I had help getting in and out of the tub well into my teens, help with catheterizing until I was 12 (I could've learned at a younger age but my doctors discouraged it for some reason), and I know of blind women who will always need assistance to know if their period has started and they need to put a pad on.

[@ElizabethMarie173]

To the first confession: my husband pulled over to the side of the road when he was taking me home after our first date so he could get out and pee. 8 years later and we are still going strong 😂

[@De_voreaux]

Herby milk is the new name for ranch from here on out

[@roxyblack1623]

I love the confessions 😂

[@joannad7384]

Me too! So good! 😂

[@allie12212]

The clueless thing… they were ex step siblings but yes the age thing was creepy

[@hetalshekhawat1190]

Please do another podcast with jojo i loved the last two also love your podcast

[@bryselbows]

HA! As someone who deals with constipation I’m so down for this uncensored episode

[@_sina_tpwk_]

YEEES NOW I CAN SLEEP

[@lilmeowmeow6784]

Welp. Learned things I never expected to learn today 😂

[@randyc9818]

Thank you for your views on cows, your right. Thanks for raising Awareness.

[@katym2487]

the step brother one - i hope they're like... in their 20s onwards and their parents got married like a year ago. My cousin is technically married to his step sister - but he met and married her and THEN she became his step-sister because their parents fell in love after they met... maybe it's that sort of situation, which is fine. If they grew up together? like as kids? not okay.

[@kathleenschoultz]

If you get a tampoong stuck, we say the lace get off. youu just let it get so bloody, and then you "push it out"

[@Allicia41]

Hearing Rachel talk about BJs just reminds me of what Gwen taught Rachel and Colleen about if a man makes them...... lol

[@maddycrochetsstuff]

I've been using tampons for a while, but one time, I went to change my tampon, the string came out of the tampon, and the tampon got stuck, I ended up sitting there for a while thinking of a way to get the tampon out.

[@BC_Mina]

Emily, you are a TOP TIER friend 👌🏻

[@thoughtslikestars]

I can’t believe we’re getting detailed advice about how to poop.

[@_sina_tpwk_]

TELL ME WHY I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT I WOULD HAVE SENT IN AND THE NEXT ONE YOU READ WAS THE EXACT SAME THING????

[@rachelswim]

i wish these were weekly as well!!

[@nyashamandaza]

So I made the mistake of watching this on my lunch break LOL😂😂😂😂🫠🫠🫠🫠😭😭😭😭

[@playwithmeinsecondlife6129]

Gorgeous Rachel and lapdog Blaze! Adorable Emily needs a mic.

[@saturn746]

i love you rachel

[@suomynonaanonymous]

Lmao panty liner in armpit 😂

[@laurenlowe2086]

lmao the last one ☠

[@nhouse7962]

SAME Rachel same! (poop discussion)

[@kaylivelazquez7354]

Em you saw it on Greys Anatomy from a week or two ago lol same

[@bethrunkle76]

It's not a solo podcast if you have Blaze with you 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 it's all about Blaze

[@Coco12769]

How do ik if I have anxiety, because these podcast helps me

[@Tgivens22]

Had to skip majority of the tampon part because it made me cringe and feel sick because of sensory issues 😂

[@KaitlynnIrene5]

😂😂😂 I love my children the baby stage is THE BEST! You can put them down and they don’t move, they don’t get into things. Currently I have two toddlers with my attitude so…currently I don’t like my children either. But it’s not my children I don’t like it’s toddlers with my attitude 😂😂😂😂 if you know you know

[@sindibuthelezi3894]

7:42 my mom would take toilet paper from the bathroom malls and it was free

[@iWuvHuskys]

I didnt poop for a week in the hospital (even with laxetives) because the pain meds I was on after brain surgery were SO STRONG (fentanyl, they lifted my face up and didn't want me to feel it after) that it stopped me up. I got a thrombosed hemorrhoid from not pooping ✌🏻 wouldn't recommend ✌🏻

[@samcrabtree7751]

is there anyways u can make captions available on these?

[@cclose8007]

Look into sensory issues and disabilities. Different people need help to use the bathroom. It’s more common than you think

[@springchick19]

Rachel. I need you to know that I am 42 whole years old and I have never peed in a bush.

[@ericahearst5470]

Same... and I'm 47... 😂😂

[@De_voreaux]

Holy shit this video is incredible 😂 This might be one of my favorite Rachel Uncensored episodes

[@kathrynward5519]

Answer to 21:05 - I would say very drunk, however.. I'd imagine nothing would sober you up quicker 😅

[@TheSiren666]

hahaha have you seen Flowers in the Attic?

[@kimandersenjohnson2324]

😂😂😂😂

[@delilah4879]

milk has to be pastured

[@grace2525]

Hi Rachel!

[@playwithmeinsecondlife6129]

Ranch on BP&J? I think you have all four food groups right there.

[@nicoletterosa1274]

I prefer you with guests but solos are great too

[@AdelineTayler]

I’m not any of these confessions but uh- I actually do eat PB sandwiches dipped in ranch 💀 it actually tastes good. But not jelly, I don’t like jelly.

[@clearlyseverely3155]

Also, I think you're amazing and love all your content. I wish people would stop and take a second to realize that just because you recognize someone, doesn't mean you HAVE to talk to someone. Go watch Bambi, and if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all.

[@angelajohnson7834]

I found you because of Colleen and I went back and watched every single one of your videos and I still watch all of her posts and yours

[@SarahDocwra]

21:00 - My god I have had this! I'm a heterosexual female and everything got very intense and fast and slippy and he penetrated the wrong hole by accident and I thought I was going to pass out! It was funny after!

[@rebeccabrooks556]

I used to dip my banana in ranch

[@embro2.0]

How hard it is to insert a tampon or if it hurts, can also depend on which way your uterus tilts.

[@jamiemartin1419]

First comment and I could be happier 😂🎉

[@happilysadbzieobeb244]

im boring, and dont have much going in in my life but I was riding my bike home yesterday and I ran into a mailbox, also there's this cute girl I just met and I can't tell if she's flirting with me or just being themself, she hugged me, grabbed my hand and played with my rings, and ya, idk✌

[@colleenhathaway64]

Umm…sounds like flirting to me…if you’re interested and you know that they are single then ask her out. I hope it works out (if that’s what you want). Good luck!!

[@brooke225]

You really meant uncensored 😂

[@katiesimmet4750]

41:43 Um... Maybe not... Soap = Base, Vagina = Acidic... Acidic + Base = Chemical Reaction...

[@carrieb1414]

Lol the one where someone is only following you bcuz their friend constantly talked about you……🦗 Weird how that person made the “logic” to follow someone bcuz of that and still sticking it out. Which seems like they aren’t a fan or like to follow but seem “forced” to follow which is non-logic. 🤔

[@heatherastbury4339]

Love you

[@valc_lover22]

First! Yay!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@heatherbillpotter1266]

💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@EscapeReality94]

So when your playing gta V and you go to the strip club to get a lap dance or pick up a sex worker the controller will vibrate constantly….yeah….. 😂 i would put a glove over the controller to be sanitary. But my friends would come over to play video games and had no idea….😅

[@ambersmith1176]

Confession cuz I'm at thispoint in the pod. I had an orgasmic birth with my first. Completely couldnt control it. Easiest/hardest orgasm to acheive of my life lol. And the docs were right down there watching it 🤦 I dont know that they noticed, but probably they did.

[@ambersmith1176]

I pushed for 2 hours, she was stuck for a WHILE lol

[@DavidHughes-sd6dx]

Hi

[@brennanorthey3482]

Please

[@KatiePitre2502]

If that’s why you don’t drink dairy then you need to do some actual research on how dairy farms REALLY work.

[@wheelie26]

To the person with constipation. It’s ok to do a manual evacuation just buy some disposable gloves and lubricating gel. Also if you’re that constipated then eat more fibre, try laxatives or if your really in a bad way get some suppositories or enemas.

[@chrissyzcreationz]

Breastfeeding can cause orgasm too.

[@ericahearst5470]

I hate feet. 😒