I’m sorry did you just say ORNJ???? and question why people say orAnge???? 😭 I despise when people say ORNJ🤣

Omg I was in love with Kim Possible 😂. Now that I think about it, my girlfriend has a lot of the same traits as Kim Possible. I shipped Kim and Shego, too. I was in the closet for 23 years lol.

You guys menopause just sucks. And if you have spotting or bleeding that’s unusual it can be that or the Antibios or whatever but please run it by your doctor bc it’s also a symptom of cancer. Go tell your gynecologist and get a pap/exam just in case. Also they can test your levels for being in menopause with a simple blood test. People not being sure what’s going on and not running it by your doctor means you are sitting in the dark and we have access to info but we don’t talk about it enough. Please if you have extra periods or spotting or pain go to the doctor. I had endometrial cancer and found it by going in bc I had some spotting and vaginal pain. Had a polyp and they did a cells check of my uterus and surprise, very early cancer was detected and thankfully got it taken care of so no cancer now. It’s scary but better scared than cancer! Be there for your friends and if they need someone to come along and sit in the waiting room, do it. ❤

my entire life ive always stood to wipe, no matter what i did. but i guess it is still a squatting stand because my cheeks aren't just fully closed - I'm able to be sure I'm fully clean :)

It’s not at all boring. Not even a little.

Menopause is hot flashes and mood swings and thinning hair and acne and dryness in places you don’t want, and body aches and allergies. Girls it’s awful!

Bidet! Best invention for women's hygiene.

I'm just starting menopause and I'm so scared

As a first grade teacher the pink, pen, pin moment was killing me

I don't have a period anymore because I'm on aromatase inhibitors for cancer treatment (estrogen driven breast cancer) & had a mastectomy this past winter. I got cancer during my last pregnancy two years ago & went a full year breastfeeding before getting diagnosed. My hormones have been on a wild ride through postpartum & cancer treatment.

Oh ladies premenopausal fucks with you mentally and physically it’s horrible way worst than after having kids. Tik tok is talking about it way more to explain to our partners.

My boyfriend def stands to wipe after pooping and it’s so weird 😂😂😂 he does this weird lil goblin butt wipe stance semi squatted and leaned forward it’s WILD!

Quick menopause fact! It is a depletion of hormones and your body's inability to create enough new hormones. Hormone tests (DUTCH test) and hormone replacement therapy sorts that out, you don't need to worry about it😁❤

I’m literally eating some mini Tootsie Rolls as I watch this 🤣 I clutched my pearls when Colleen said she hated them

Podcasts with you two are so lovely. Stream of consciousness vibes, and the way you guys speak is the same way my mind works too. And you two are so lovely to each other. I really enjoy the love and laughter! ❤❤❤

Ok but here’s an unpopular opinion… number one Halloween candy …. BOTTLE CAPS 🫳🏼🎤

I love a tootsie roll and I love some candy corn

I’m bending all be way over when I’m on my feet. Kinda in a position as of I’m ready to get BANGED 😅😂 I don’t have my own bathroom yet so Im not finding a way to wipe the buttocks sitting down WITHOUT touching the toilet seat.

Rachel… WHY are you pouring the tiny box of tic tacs into your pocket??? And not just taking the box??? That made me laugh so hard 😂😂😅

I say O-ringe you both say Or-inge 🍊

When menapause starts ie hot flushed make sure you take high dose evening primrose everyday it really really helps xx love Anita uk ❤❤❤

I loved watching this; it reminded me to text my sister ❤

Dont sit but more of a squatted stand so everything is still open for cleaning lol

We do full size as well and I offer each kid/teen the option of chocolate versus fruity and I’d say 60-70% pick fruity/gummy!

39:32 I am the same way right here. About cracking a joke at what can be seen as inappropriate times. 45:01 Do either of you have a voice over or commentary going in your head? An also a soundtrack going in your head? Or is this just a me thing? An also EVERYTHING has a voice since having my daughter everything (inanimate or not) has to speak and has a personality.

Who on earth STANDS to wipe. That there is unacceptable wipe and WASH YOUR HANDS. CHEEKS NEED TO BE PARTED.

41:40 Christmas presents for Miss joy

Ur not ment to fold Ur sleeping bag Ur actually ment to stuff it in

i miss seeing kory's dog and kory to obviously in colleens vlogs

colleen needs a maine coon cat that are huge and amazing i wish i could have one myself

I wonder if your pronunciation of pink or other words is because adults over annunciated for your brother. That’s how it is my house, but we have 4/6 hard of hearing/deaf people in our household.

Where is the thumps up button? Love me some Ballinger sister talk!!!!

I’ve never been told I say pink or s’mores wrong but i definitely say it just like you two 😂

I’m so jealous watching you two. My sister and I had this exact relationship. We never got tired of being together and talking about whatever and all the millions of inside jokes. I lost her 15 years ago and still miss her and the laughter we shared everyday.

Snickers hurts my throat too

Omg! I loved this…

When I go to the bathroom I wipe front and back.

I love when Rachael and Colleen do a episode together I love watching your podcast on KZbin

They don't stand up, they squat.

COLLEEN I GET A HURT HEAD WHEN AFTER THREE DAYS TOO I SWEAR TO GOD !

My ex who everyone told me was a red flag (but i didn’t listen) stood up to wipe and I never knew this until we moved in together and by then I was stuck by a legal lease for a year. He instantly became less attractive and just over all “ick” like gross dude

The ACHOO has me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂🖕🏻 IM CRYING RIGHT NOW

Who else watched Relax then immediately came here to watch after? Petition for more Rachel/Colleen collabs

our area is east asians who are allergic to both nuts and cow products. chips are a hit with teens.

It’s good to see you Colleen!!!

Rachel I saw a random article on Facebook today and I SWEAR the girl in the photo is your doppelganger, like I seriously question if they used your photo and I want to show you to see if you agree!

Bout fell out of my chair laughing when colleen demonstrated chewing a mint. 😂 same girl.

Crnuch bars and twix. Nerds

Best hallowen candy, sour patch kids. Worst,THOSE GROSS PUMPKINS. The ones that are the same texture as candy corn and candle.

I kive for this! Love when you guys podcast together. I need to call my sister.