Reading Awful Small Town Bar Reviews (ft. Charlie Berens)

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Gus Johnson

Gus Johnson

4 жыл бұрын

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this is a video about small town reviews. i read them. charlie reads them. you watch them. that is the transaction.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

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@gustoonz
@gustoonz 4 жыл бұрын
hello boys thank you for watching this video! hey i have a little bit of new merch if you would like: www.gusjohnson.co/store thank you!!!
@GooseBoops
@GooseBoops 4 жыл бұрын
Why
@mistaplayinabox
@mistaplayinabox 4 жыл бұрын
Notice me gus
@keff4350
@keff4350 4 жыл бұрын
Reeeeee
@jonathana.4685
@jonathana.4685 4 жыл бұрын
gus you'd play a very good confederate soldier
@billyJasonMichael
@billyJasonMichael 4 жыл бұрын
those raycon buds are legit too.
@AhrkFinTey
@AhrkFinTey 4 жыл бұрын
I think the reason for all those one star reviews that say "I don't even like bars" or "I didn't even go" is because if Google Maps senses that you've been in the proximity to a business, they ask you how your experiences were and ask for a review. So those people probably think they're writing to Google rather than posting an actual review of the place
@Scrubjay457
@Scrubjay457 4 жыл бұрын
That actually makes a lot of sense
@JoshJr98
@JoshJr98 4 жыл бұрын
And trolls just pretending to hate it for stupid reasons lol
@thephant0m
@thephant0m 4 жыл бұрын
Good catch, I know the same thing happens with product questions on Amazon
@bbekah
@bbekah 4 жыл бұрын
Or they feel like they have to review it because it was reccomended for them
@Hannah-nh5qj
@Hannah-nh5qj 4 жыл бұрын
So John tell us what it’s like being a genius.
@stepmitch6216
@stepmitch6216 4 жыл бұрын
His midwest accent is in full effect.
@Spricz
@Spricz 4 жыл бұрын
Im 200th like its f*cking satisfying
@Chlocean
@Chlocean 4 жыл бұрын
It's like when Rubberross is in the room with another australian and he goes full-on aussie.
@CheatingSoi
@CheatingSoi 4 жыл бұрын
I always thought he was doing a bit. Is that actually his full on normal voice?
@spikespiegelfanclub
@spikespiegelfanclub 4 жыл бұрын
CheatingSoi he exaggerates it
@gallifrey_falls
@gallifrey_falls 4 жыл бұрын
I'm shook because I'm also from the Midwest and don't hear anything weird?? I guess it's what you're used to lmao
@CharlieBerens
@CharlieBerens 4 жыл бұрын
That Paul Simon song tho...
@rwec_rimsaracing
@rwec_rimsaracing 4 жыл бұрын
Isn’t that just a classic? Hits ya right in the heartstrings
@mrscoutfishing3979
@mrscoutfishing3979 3 жыл бұрын
CHARLIE! I'm a big fan and um I am from Texas but I starting saying "ope" and "Keep er movin" cause of you. lol
@Lilithoyama
@Lilithoyama 3 жыл бұрын
Much love from Kenosha Charlie keep er moving
@williamholland2969
@williamholland2969 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrscoutfishing3979 a fellow Texas Charlie fan ope sorry for bothering you
@MissBooMoon
@MissBooMoon 3 жыл бұрын
Ah Charlie 💘 be my valentine
@CrazyRespawn
@CrazyRespawn 4 жыл бұрын
The reviews that say. "I don't know I never went" is because Google in their infinite wisdom will ask you to review every damn business you walk by. These reviews are from people that don't understand that it's not required to leave a review. Anyone who has seen the notification "how was blank blank business" will understand
@jx995
@jx995 3 жыл бұрын
What was your craziest respawn though?
@ferrangalvezcastaneda4968
@ferrangalvezcastaneda4968 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this explanation. It's irritated me a lot.
@Crazelord91
@Crazelord91 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, that actually explains it, a bunch of boomers not getting technology
@kevincarlos973
@kevincarlos973 3 жыл бұрын
I understand it's not required, I just leave those reviews anyway sometimes as a "fuck you for asking, Google"
@x999uuu1
@x999uuu1 3 жыл бұрын
@@kevincarlos973 specify it as "google made me do it"
@thememeestfilmbuff
@thememeestfilmbuff 4 жыл бұрын
I once saw this review for one bar: *“Too many alcoholic drinks.* ⭐️
@bdunphy4796
@bdunphy4796 4 жыл бұрын
I hate when a bar serves alcohol. Absolutely disgusting.
@Namiiiiiiii7
@Namiiiiiiii7 4 жыл бұрын
Gus is a #SatireSponge he doesnt care about cancel culture 😂😂
@rekokovero9155
@rekokovero9155 4 жыл бұрын
@@User_l928Mk i think that it was meant as a joke
@JanderVK
@JanderVK 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe SLC?
@MrHendrix17
@MrHendrix17 4 жыл бұрын
Liver exploded after trying them all. 2/5
@MusicFromAnotherTime
@MusicFromAnotherTime 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite review of a restaurant in my city was 1 star that said, "My brother was shot here and the chicken is pigeon." Best place I've ever been.
@crippledcow2235
@crippledcow2235 3 жыл бұрын
maybe you like the taste of pigeon
@NebulousHaze
@NebulousHaze 3 жыл бұрын
Omg where?!
@FerrariTeddy
@FerrariTeddy 3 жыл бұрын
@@crippledcow2235 pigeon is squab.
@ravensclaw1339
@ravensclaw1339 3 жыл бұрын
So your saying the bar is haunted?
@marenkuether-ulberg3311
@marenkuether-ulberg3311 3 жыл бұрын
“Best” thing I’d never eat on a menu was “Intestines in Spit”. The Little Fish, Cheese in Fire, and New Hit Octopus were really good though.
@Discogothicc
@Discogothicc 4 жыл бұрын
Not even taping a microphone to things anymore. This fame and fortune has changed you for the worse Gus.
@thepepchannel7940
@thepepchannel7940 4 жыл бұрын
Truly dispicable. Obviously Disney Channel has come to him
@spacepope7867
@spacepope7867 3 жыл бұрын
Thats only for rant videos sweet child. Ya Boi has not failed thee
@emeraldeyeball2002
@emeraldeyeball2002 3 жыл бұрын
@@spacepope7867 small town reviews 2 had it
@klaghzyn8124
@klaghzyn8124 3 жыл бұрын
@@emeraldeyeball2002 Maybe that was just an Easter egg
@SDSypher
@SDSypher 2 жыл бұрын
@@klaghzyn8124 a cheeky reference
@benji9415
@benji9415 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie is honestly such a nice dude. His sister was my babysitter when I was a kid I’ve known Charlie for most of my life. Always been a great guy.
@picture_of_a_swan
@picture_of_a_swan 4 жыл бұрын
Is this another review?
@RealGotier
@RealGotier 4 жыл бұрын
Picture_of_a_Swan yes
@jamhan1411
@jamhan1411 4 жыл бұрын
He's the best man I've ever met, One star
@sourgreendolly7685
@sourgreendolly7685 4 жыл бұрын
So.. how many stars?
@benji9415
@benji9415 4 жыл бұрын
5 stars for sure
@travishopps5446
@travishopps5446 4 жыл бұрын
Its so wholesome that Gus is wearing a hoodie with his brothers name on it.
@nickkohlmann
@nickkohlmann 4 жыл бұрын
Damn it is!
@maxcheese382
@maxcheese382 4 жыл бұрын
No it’s actually pewdiepies Minecraft dogs name but nice try kid.
@MickZarco
@MickZarco 4 жыл бұрын
@@maxcheese382 No, that's Alabama.
@CaptainApathetic
@CaptainApathetic 4 жыл бұрын
@@MickZarco that's sven's incest son
@cadeoneal8137
@cadeoneal8137 4 жыл бұрын
No Body, can't really tell if you're joking.
@KidKryptid
@KidKryptid 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite review that I have ever read for a restaurant was a two star, and their main complaint was that the portions they were served were too big and they had to take the leftovers home
@crackypremium4436
@crackypremium4436 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh u have 122 likes and 1 comment so far
@madameproblemes6548
@madameproblemes6548 3 жыл бұрын
@@crackypremium4436 2 now :)
@kanyesmemeemporium836
@kanyesmemeemporium836 3 жыл бұрын
One time I saw a negative review for a subscription box that said “too many stickers”. How is that a problem?
@robbieskillidays131
@robbieskillidays131 3 жыл бұрын
@@kanyesmemeemporium836 probably because the subscription box company filled the box with stickers instead of actual subscription box things like figurines and t-shirts
@kanyesmemeemporium836
@kanyesmemeemporium836 3 жыл бұрын
Robbie skillidays No there are always five different products in the box, and that month there were still five different products. What they meant was they didn’t want all of the stickers because their kid didn’t know what to do with them
@ZorinZato
@ZorinZato 4 жыл бұрын
Both of your accents went SO MIDWEST in this video. As a linguist and dialect coach, I LOVE it
@POISONOUSHAIRSPRAY
@POISONOUSHAIRSPRAY 4 жыл бұрын
What makes their accent so Midwest? As a European, it sounds just like regular American, in the sense that you can easily distinguish the southern accent or those from the valley (I think LA?). I'm really curious as so many people are saying it!
@montanawalker8819
@montanawalker8819 4 жыл бұрын
@@POISONOUSHAIRSPRAY I'm no expert, but as a Wisconsinite our accents always seem more nasal-y, ya know?
@ericamcmillan4021
@ericamcmillan4021 3 жыл бұрын
To me, a Californian, the most distinctive feature is the way they convert short vowels into long vowels, especially making short "a" words into long "a" words and short "o" words into long "o" words. "Bag" becomes "bayg," "wagon" becomes "waygon," "magazine becomes "maygazine," etc. The "o" sounds are more subtle, but a little bit longer, more like "oh" than "aw." And the overall accent sounds very nasal, but pleasant to my ear because of its associations with very nice people and cozy winter things. All of this (maybe niceness included?) is a legacy of the heavy Scandinavian migration to the northern Midwest.
@gxtmfa
@gxtmfa 3 жыл бұрын
Erica McMillan it’s funny because in the western suburbs of Illinois, my family does the reverse with their vowels (aw vs short o is a big switch out there), but I grew up around people like this, so I switch in and out of the two depending on the social context despite them being quite different.
@milkshake2659
@milkshake2659 3 жыл бұрын
@@ericamcmillan4021 as a Midwesterner I had no idea we did this, but your so right I looked at the way I talked and yep Lol
@Skapologist
@Skapologist 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe your friend missed the chance to say “Days of Our Dives”
@TheLaziiness
@TheLaziiness 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I thought I was the only one who saw that massive missed opportunity. Big ups to you my guy! You a real one.
@Zer0san
@Zer0san 4 жыл бұрын
Man what a missed opportunity, too true
@alecmitchell9912
@alecmitchell9912 4 жыл бұрын
Damn it! You beat me to it by twelve hours.
@housevisand
@housevisand 3 жыл бұрын
its just the tragedy of improv vs written content... its the risk ya take, baby.
@OceanCommotion915
@OceanCommotion915 4 жыл бұрын
“Better than smelling like sniffilis” Words to live by
@KevinShinwoo
@KevinShinwoo 4 жыл бұрын
An interesting way to spell it.
@josephcole2003
@josephcole2003 4 жыл бұрын
@@KevinShinwoo 3:13
@Redbikemaster
@Redbikemaster 3 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna use sniffilis one day
@swaryne
@swaryne 4 жыл бұрын
i'd wager more than 80% of these reviews were made a few minutes after getting cut off and kicked out
@daMEGatron
@daMEGatron 4 жыл бұрын
I related hardcore to Gus voicing over “earbuds” because he kept saying headphones.
@oldbatwit5102
@oldbatwit5102 3 жыл бұрын
Erm.... wot?
@daMEGatron
@daMEGatron 3 жыл бұрын
Oldbatwit I accidentally call earbuds headphones all the time.
@oldbatwit5102
@oldbatwit5102 3 жыл бұрын
@@daMEGatron Ah... gotcha. I've probably done that myself.
@legoluvver
@legoluvver 3 жыл бұрын
I think he accidentally called them AirPods
@christmastiger
@christmastiger 3 жыл бұрын
It took me a while to get what he was saying but dammit I still call them headphones and I'll die on that hill
@hippotomusuaesquippa
@hippotomusuaesquippa 4 жыл бұрын
I'll translate for Glenda, I think I know what she is trying to say: she didn't enjoy going to the bar because someone tried to slobber on (make out with) her husband and the workers did not stop the drunk woman from trying to kiss Glenda's husband, nor did they cut the drunk woman off. Glenda suspects this is because this other woman is a regular, so she warns away other couples
@kunalsinha95
@kunalsinha95 3 жыл бұрын
How tf did you translate that
@shirinf333
@shirinf333 3 жыл бұрын
WITCH!
@JotaC
@JotaC 3 жыл бұрын
Glenda was drunk af when she wrote that. Let's be honest
@justingrover4030
@justingrover4030 3 жыл бұрын
The hero we didn't know we needed
@marinamorton8458
@marinamorton8458 3 жыл бұрын
wait a minute how did you know what she said??!
@Ryno6465
@Ryno6465 4 жыл бұрын
"It was better when I was 15" Translation: They serve minors
@christopher4868
@christopher4868 4 жыл бұрын
Or used to when the person was 15
@BoHorn
@BoHorn 4 жыл бұрын
Depends on the place, in Wisconsin you can drink with parents permission.
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 4 жыл бұрын
I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest KZbinr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear ryno
@jeremyc9593
@jeremyc9593 4 жыл бұрын
Good job cracking that code, Da Vinci
@Conklin03
@Conklin03 4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku oh my god stop.
@KATELYNNMAE
@KATELYNNMAE 4 жыл бұрын
Never noticed how thick gus’s Midwest accent was until listening to them together. (I’m from Michigan)
@adamthedog1
@adamthedog1 4 жыл бұрын
also from michigan and midwest accents can never sound too thick lmaoo
@para-yw9dn
@para-yw9dn 4 жыл бұрын
im from ohio but i feel like we dont have an accent. every other midwesterner has such a cool accent not us tho
@lordmoldybutt36
@lordmoldybutt36 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe cause he just got back from home
@wariofat
@wariofat 4 жыл бұрын
I'm from Germany and can't find any distinction for this accent. What are the characteristics?
@emrahalien2972
@emrahalien2972 4 жыл бұрын
@@wariofat they are german.
@noelrodriguez6625
@noelrodriguez6625 4 жыл бұрын
I'm from the midwest but dont have the accent. This was literally the most midwestern thing I've seen in a long time, and now I have the accent
@gxtmfa
@gxtmfa 3 жыл бұрын
It’s that easy, isn’t it? The accent is infectious to those who grew up around it.
@bluefalconssuck5881
@bluefalconssuck5881 3 жыл бұрын
_"How do you screw a grilled cheese?"_ Definatly added to the "Do NOT Google" list.
@sentientsushi7701
@sentientsushi7701 3 жыл бұрын
Blue Falcons Suck I just googled it it’s safe lol
@Lucifersfursona
@Lucifersfursona 3 жыл бұрын
From the front
@probablyaparent
@probablyaparent 4 жыл бұрын
Wisconsin Crossover with Charlie and Gus. My brats are ready. Let's do it.
@alisaishere
@alisaishere 4 жыл бұрын
Is your New Glarus chilled?
@probablyaparent
@probablyaparent 4 жыл бұрын
@@alisaishere Always, keep it frosty next to my cheese curds for frying.
@TyTheTurtle
@TyTheTurtle 4 жыл бұрын
Got Any Spotted Cow in here?
@mariannecontrino6297
@mariannecontrino6297 4 жыл бұрын
@@TyTheTurtle Ahhh, let's be real.... a party, just isn't A PARTY, unless there's AT LEAST 12 polka dotted bovine chilling nearby!!! 🐄+🍺+🎵+💃+🕺🏿+🎉= A damn good time!
@BoHorn
@BoHorn 4 жыл бұрын
Oh how I miss the brats
@beep3250
@beep3250 4 жыл бұрын
There’s a bar in my small Illinois town where a lady stabbed her newlywed husband in the parking lot. Luckily he survived though.
@rileyalsip4925
@rileyalsip4925 4 жыл бұрын
Tbh that’s every bar in every small Illinois town
@brettwarner2543
@brettwarner2543 4 жыл бұрын
2 stars
@BrinIoca
@BrinIoca 4 жыл бұрын
@@brettwarner2543 "this place was nice but i got stabbed there"
@dantecusolito8513
@dantecusolito8513 4 жыл бұрын
They shouldn’t have been there after 9pm
@schoo9256
@schoo9256 4 жыл бұрын
@Student _Arthur what the what now
@donovancooper229
@donovancooper229 4 жыл бұрын
Gus has been ready to be called “Uncle Gus” since he graduated high school
@Sabs215
@Sabs215 4 жыл бұрын
"No tap soft drinks? NO COLE SLAW? No go my brother." -44 yr old family man who runs a historical society in the midwest. Despite not knowing this dude, I can vouch for him.
@pizzatime7433
@pizzatime7433 4 жыл бұрын
This video definitely has that Wisconsin flavor going for it
@CaptIronfoundersson
@CaptIronfoundersson 4 жыл бұрын
Cheese and beer?
@nickkohlmann
@nickkohlmann 4 жыл бұрын
@@CaptIronfoundersson Wtf
@ClonedMadnessMitosis
@ClonedMadnessMitosis 4 жыл бұрын
@@nickkohlmann That is what Wisconsin is
@nupeer
@nupeer 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Wisco, yeah thats pretty much all it is. If culvers had alcohol everything would be perfect
@donutlettuce4633
@donutlettuce4633 4 жыл бұрын
@@nupeer Proud Wisconsinite here, this comment is 100% true
@b1mbotank
@b1mbotank 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie sounds so midwestern, and this is coming from someone in Minnesota lol
@alexisnoelle9011
@alexisnoelle9011 4 жыл бұрын
AGREED
@jasminelee3935
@jasminelee3935 4 жыл бұрын
I think he plays up the accent for videos but yeh it's thick
@cspell19
@cspell19 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's kinda his schtick lol
@FelineBlue
@FelineBlue 4 жыл бұрын
as a non-american they both just sound Generic American ™ to me lol
@TheFn414
@TheFn414 4 жыл бұрын
Haha im in Wisconsin dude gotta heavy northen WI accent
@RoloTonyBrownTown69420
@RoloTonyBrownTown69420 4 жыл бұрын
I always love seeing Gus talk about his hometown and midwest towns because hes always smiling and so happy. Love you, Gus!
@corban9988
@corban9988 4 жыл бұрын
*one star, my ex girlfriend dumped me there for “DaNiEl”, great staff and service otherwise*
@sonicducktheinoccent
@sonicducktheinoccent 4 жыл бұрын
The mid west honestley soubds like a mythical realm.
@siennaifill6889
@siennaifill6889 4 жыл бұрын
In general it’s boring, but Wisconsin does its own thing
@chrisw9605
@chrisw9605 4 жыл бұрын
@@siennaifill6889 yeah we kinda do sometimes
@bluewuppo
@bluewuppo 4 жыл бұрын
The first day I lived in the midwest, I was out shopping and some assholes drove by calling people the hard-r. Not so much mythical, just another part of the shithole known as the US
@whitebuffaloblacksheep
@whitebuffaloblacksheep 4 жыл бұрын
It's the land of cheese sauce and high fructose corn syrup.
@evanl8929
@evanl8929 4 жыл бұрын
Sienna Ifill The further north, the stronger the accent. People in SE Wisconsin tend to not have as prominent of an accent.
@hunterlugten1865
@hunterlugten1865 4 жыл бұрын
I was literally thinking today, “I wish Gus uploads a video soon”
@puntachu
@puntachu 4 жыл бұрын
Same just watched Sven’s new video
@ilikeonionrings6015
@ilikeonionrings6015 4 жыл бұрын
@@puntachu me too
@imbuffysummers
@imbuffysummers 4 жыл бұрын
I have been binging his and svens videos the past several days also drew gooden’s imagine how happy I am today actually I’m still pretty sad because I keep throwing up but the boys making it all better
@justinw3403
@justinw3403 4 жыл бұрын
Lol same, I also was thinking about the small town reviews series, great to see another one
@mysteriousgirl2000
@mysteriousgirl2000 4 жыл бұрын
same!!! i was going thru his and sven’s old videos this morning
@grim9714
@grim9714 4 жыл бұрын
vsco girl: and i OOP- midwesterner: and i OPE-
@ZijnShayatanica
@ZijnShayatanica 3 жыл бұрын
"Let me just OOP right past ya."
@lixak6307
@lixak6307 3 жыл бұрын
OPE sorry guy I didn’t see you dere oh gosh I’m so late to comment on this ope sorry I should’nt’a brought it up oh geez oh Pete I mentioned it cripes just wanted to say good comment I had a laugh
@BlakeAbernathy
@BlakeAbernathy 4 жыл бұрын
“Smells like varnish and sweaty balls. They need to shut it down and burn it to the ground to get the syphilis off the walls.” *BARS!*
@LeveyHere
@LeveyHere 4 жыл бұрын
Both Gus and this other guy look like Small Town Bar regulars.
@fkhan2006
@fkhan2006 4 жыл бұрын
His name is Charlie :D it's in the title
@andrewcastleberry4921
@andrewcastleberry4921 4 жыл бұрын
This other guy... get wrecked he's way cooler than gush
@nickkohlmann
@nickkohlmann 4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewcastleberry4921 Excuse me who let you in here
@milkman6385
@milkman6385 4 жыл бұрын
As a Wisconsin boy, I felt like I was hanging out with the boys
@NeilMcLinden
@NeilMcLinden 3 жыл бұрын
You guys ready to go tailgating, or no?
@jake5476
@jake5476 3 жыл бұрын
Even as a Hoosier, I felt the energy.
@baysideleader3554
@baysideleader3554 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I will never move from the great state of wisconsin
@sOriginalMan-bw8de
@sOriginalMan-bw8de 3 жыл бұрын
My dad is from Wisconsin and I'm from Indiana and I feel the same way
@kyleRS87
@kyleRS87 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@emmymaria6173
@emmymaria6173 4 жыл бұрын
My small town review haiku Clinton: zero stars The bar owner in reply Says, “Clinton really?”
@marynorthenscold3041
@marynorthenscold3041 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😁
@om3ga5
@om3ga5 3 жыл бұрын
gus's smile is genuinely the brightest warmest smile I have ever seen. every time he smiles I feel like im being tackled by a bunch of golden retriever puppies in a field of daisies. im not exaggerating like omg he just looks so happy when he smiles it makes me happy too
@SDSypher
@SDSypher 2 жыл бұрын
You’ve got a thing for Gus’s, hey
@therealbradmo
@therealbradmo 4 жыл бұрын
You nabbed Charlie. My born and bred Wisconsin heart is full. Also I miss small town Wisco bars, Brandy Old Fashioned on me if I ever run into ya Gussy.
@Geraldine_Z_Rivii
@Geraldine_Z_Rivii 4 жыл бұрын
I wondered why Charlie looked so familiar, then I realised he's on the youtube ads sponsoring Wisconsin Dairy. As someone who lives here, you can NOT escape them....can't have dairy and they taunt me
@MarshallHoff
@MarshallHoff 4 жыл бұрын
KZbin premium, lol
@Ektalon
@Ektalon 4 жыл бұрын
I can only say one thing . . . Mars Cheese Castle.
@fatlarry161
@fatlarry161 4 жыл бұрын
@@MarshallHoff adblock lol
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@MarshallHoff 4 жыл бұрын
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@fatlarry161
@fatlarry161 3 жыл бұрын
@@MarshallHoff most creators make almost their entire profit from sponsorships. I'm not giving KZbin money.
@olivalow18
@olivalow18 4 жыл бұрын
please read local YMCA or community center reviews I think theres a lot of diversity there
@Lucifersfursona
@Lucifersfursona 3 жыл бұрын
I felt primal fear thinking about YMCA reviews I hope they do this
@sammyjamjars
@sammyjamjars 2 жыл бұрын
Please do another Collab with Charlie. This was so good.
@karaoconnoraliasraidra
@karaoconnoraliasraidra 4 жыл бұрын
"I was the only one there." That's not a downside, that's an upside!
@chipskylark5500
@chipskylark5500 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@StevenS757
@StevenS757 4 жыл бұрын
Bad for the business, but heaven for me
@basiliska
@basiliska 4 жыл бұрын
exactly! like what’s better than just chillen w the bartender, knowing your order is the only one in the kitchen so it’ll come out as soon as it’s done, and not having to deal with any drunks being loud and rowdy around you?
@50shekels
@50shekels 4 жыл бұрын
Kara O'Connor it’s a bar alone sucks
@goatmansasquatch1485
@goatmansasquatch1485 3 жыл бұрын
devin just get your own bar at home
@Anandrielle
@Anandrielle 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he's wearing a hoodie that says Sven
@Allisonnkayyy
@Allisonnkayyy 4 жыл бұрын
Just me, a Wisconsinite, watching my favorite Wisconsinite boys🥺
@10DollarProductions
@10DollarProductions 4 жыл бұрын
Damn laying the Wisconsin on thick when he mentioned the Packers lmao.
@mina_rdhd
@mina_rdhd 4 жыл бұрын
(almost) A haiku: Clinton S, one star, Response from the owner, 'Clinton! Really?!!!'
@anemone7005
@anemone7005 4 жыл бұрын
That bar's staff was slow Kids got whacked by umbrella Unattentive staff
@matthewsawczyn6592
@matthewsawczyn6592 4 жыл бұрын
The betrayal...
@Oblivion9873
@Oblivion9873 4 жыл бұрын
If you make it Clinton S, one star A response from the owner Wow clinton! Really?! It becomes an actual haiku
@krakenandtheratmovies781
@krakenandtheratmovies781 4 жыл бұрын
A chilly bar night Clint really back again It’s snowing on Mt Fuji
@nicholasspidel1471
@nicholasspidel1471 4 жыл бұрын
Drinking casually Enjoying time with my friends Got punched in the face
@trey1956
@trey1956 4 жыл бұрын
The epic poem comment sounded like Charlie Kelly
@schoo9256
@schoo9256 4 жыл бұрын
Twist: written about Paddy's Pub
@thegreaterg8r148
@thegreaterg8r148 4 жыл бұрын
This guy has the same vibe as that one fun uncle at family gatherings
@Chlocean
@Chlocean 4 жыл бұрын
10 reviews • 1 photo ★☆☆☆☆ Gus called his Raycons "Headphones" instead of "Earbuds." I will never be returning to this video.
@thepresence365
@thepresence365 4 жыл бұрын
"This is like a Beatnik poem" "Like Jack Kerouac" 🤣🤣🤣 I died. So true.
@lpngnl1513
@lpngnl1513 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely killed me with the "EARBUDS" edits 😂
@Debbk455
@Debbk455 4 жыл бұрын
Veggie tales pizza angel is not the repressed memory I thought was going to get dug up today but by golly
@walt9327
@walt9327 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Mr bus boy man, I love your content, but next time you do this fun stuff, could you move the review up a little? I have a hearing impairment and need captions, but they aren’t always perfect, so if you leave the reviews at the bottom of the screen, they got blocked by the (oft incorrect) captions and I can’t really tell what they say. Love the content there mr Girth Jaxson, keep it truckin
@LAR3MUSIC
@LAR3MUSIC 4 жыл бұрын
I imagine they all have a backstory like Ego from Ratatouille
@fkhan2006
@fkhan2006 4 жыл бұрын
Aren't you the person I always see in sixteenleo's comment section?
@nickkohlmann
@nickkohlmann 4 жыл бұрын
@@fkhan2006 I don't even know who you are
@CheeryFlame
@CheeryFlame 4 жыл бұрын
Why the heck would you take your almost 90-year old grandmother to a bar that only has stools? ?????????
@fkhan2006
@fkhan2006 4 жыл бұрын
Idk maybe they didn't know about the stools?
@kukyri2980
@kukyri2980 4 жыл бұрын
Because grandma's want to have fun too
@gaberoseo9989
@gaberoseo9989 4 жыл бұрын
to get lit
@jordynnturner7560
@jordynnturner7560 4 жыл бұрын
Oh please nana is gonna be too busy tossing cheeks to notice. She wont have time to sit down!
@chipskylark5500
@chipskylark5500 4 жыл бұрын
At 11am
@Sammie1053
@Sammie1053 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey how ya doin mom it's your son paul Simon yeah I went to that bar and I didn't have a good time the owner reeked of vomit and the drinks were kinda watery there was a leprechaun there who said he was the *_bouncer, bouncer_* and he was pretty hammered anyway mom I'm in the recording studio so I gotta go do the song now"
@steakjoke
@steakjoke 4 жыл бұрын
You can tell Gus is truly midwesty bc he says “w” as “dubyuh”
@natapy
@natapy 4 жыл бұрын
Gus and Charlie, way to go. Wisconsin rules!
@chrisw9605
@chrisw9605 4 жыл бұрын
it's a collab I never knew I needed
@eloisecole3579
@eloisecole3579 4 жыл бұрын
Rlm next?
@michellelawrence5168
@michellelawrence5168 4 жыл бұрын
The boys are back in small town reviews
@charlottestow248
@charlottestow248 4 жыл бұрын
the coffee shop i work at has a ton of 1-stars that just say “drive thru speakers don’t work good” like okay? no comments on the drinks, just the drive thru speaker quality
@sirsmokeefortwence25
@sirsmokeefortwence25 4 жыл бұрын
Really can't wait to see their crossover episodes. Midwest represent!
@mr.waffles8739
@mr.waffles8739 4 жыл бұрын
These small town businesses reviews are my favorite videos, but honestly he could probably just look at reviews in any size town and find funny shit
@walter9240
@walter9240 2 жыл бұрын
They wouldn’t have that small town feel though
@bartsmouter5926
@bartsmouter5926 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he had to edit him saying ‘earbuds’ instead of airpods
@NintendoDRS
@NintendoDRS 4 жыл бұрын
Gus Johnson unironically saying "Dubbya" for 14 minutes straight
@lixak6307
@lixak6307 2 жыл бұрын
I had to listen so hard to hear that… mine is much less pronounced, but it’s undeniably a “dubbya”
@user-ve7rz3pm3h
@user-ve7rz3pm3h 4 жыл бұрын
Out of all your videos, reading the reviews of places are the absolute holy grail
@haysdixon6227
@haysdixon6227 4 жыл бұрын
I love these but IMO imbiamba jombes and God’s Country are some hard series to beat
@trevorsimmons9180
@trevorsimmons9180 4 жыл бұрын
Gus you should watch, "Bar Rescue". It's so good and basically is the 1 star reviews but on TV. Absolutely hilarious
@trevorsimmons9180
@trevorsimmons9180 4 жыл бұрын
Here's a sneak peek. My roomie and I watch it on some streaming service but I can't remember which. kzbin.info/www/bejne/mpTLpaV6iM-hmrc
@trevorsimmons9180
@trevorsimmons9180 4 жыл бұрын
@Travis man that's so sad I really have worked at a bar before with the flies in the liquor problem so I genuinely believed it
@DylanGarnet375
@DylanGarnet375 4 жыл бұрын
Jon taffer
@Daveyjokes
@Daveyjokes 3 жыл бұрын
I sometimes feel like Gus is being held hostage but he's pretty chill about it.
@MelodyWarp
@MelodyWarp 4 жыл бұрын
I love that you and Charlie did this together. I'd been hoping for this crossover for a while now!
@Irxpley
@Irxpley 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, Drew, Danny, and Gus all in one day. Boys be poppin today.
@ally7711
@ally7711 4 жыл бұрын
Translation of that review from Glenda: she was mad because some women were drunk (shocker), hitting on her man and she is insecure
@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 4 жыл бұрын
Oh... i was wondering what the heck she was trying to say. thanks Ally
@NilesBlackX
@NilesBlackX 4 жыл бұрын
9:54 "lines of weed" that's hilarious
@cyberspacehomie5555
@cyberspacehomie5555 4 жыл бұрын
I am expecting to see that Simon & Garfunkel "parody" song.
@plankiscool
@plankiscool 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Gus I really appreciate everything that you post on KZbin it really makes my day and you're really funny. I even bought the same Hawaiian shirt that you were using in the comedy Central Sketches outside of what I kind of remember is probably comic Con. It feels like some unofficial merch and it makes me think of you every time I put it on. You're the best man keep it up I hope you become super duper successful.
@lassmallieber7569
@lassmallieber7569 4 жыл бұрын
Damn it Cody, leave the Milwaukee sign alone
@show._bug
@show._bug 4 жыл бұрын
my dad grew up in a tiny town in west virginia and these videos inspired to have fun reading those reviews! thank you!
@evehuddy8627
@evehuddy8627 3 жыл бұрын
The best duo I never expected. This is awesome, yall should collaborate moreee
@JuliaHap
@JuliaHap 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so incredibly bored today this video was a blessing
@Thebigbeef6373
@Thebigbeef6373 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Gus, when ever I am sad or down every time Gus you post a funny Yelp video. Thank you Gus and the rest of your gang.
@queenanarchy666
@queenanarchy666 4 жыл бұрын
i have been waiting a while to suggest this,,, but please do small town chuck e cheese reviews
@lovelybones8179
@lovelybones8179 3 жыл бұрын
I love these review videos, please keep making them!
@joshuamark9316
@joshuamark9316 4 жыл бұрын
Man, those [EARBUDS] looked cool!
@hailey9652
@hailey9652 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man I’m gonna miss my small east coast town when I leave for college
@aboz8649
@aboz8649 4 жыл бұрын
You’ll be plenty distracted for about a month, then the homesickness slaps you silly. Good luck though!!
@cameronpanten6876
@cameronpanten6876 4 жыл бұрын
Every one star review video is gold keep them coming
@viceroymarx406
@viceroymarx406 3 жыл бұрын
listening to charlie talk brings me back to family gatherings in north wisconsin with my 60+ yooper relatives. very enjoyable
@jvepps
@jvepps 4 жыл бұрын
Dude move back. The internet is in Wisconsin too if you didnt know.
@rubenrobles4371
@rubenrobles4371 4 жыл бұрын
A drew a Danny and a Gus video in one day 😳
@varsavja
@varsavja 3 жыл бұрын
Love this collab - gotta loop in the You Betcha guy someday another Wisconsin gem
@raygun_lapicola4465
@raygun_lapicola4465 3 жыл бұрын
1 star ⭐️. Was planning on going to bed around midnight, at 11 I watched one of these small town review videos. It is now almost 2:00 AM, and I am still watching these videos. Very funny, too addicting.
@badgercraft8887
@badgercraft8887 4 жыл бұрын
Gus Johnson+Charlie Berens is the crossover event I never realized I needed
@ratedpending
@ratedpending 4 жыл бұрын
oh so it's small town reviews + intoxication, that sounds like the foundation for a respectful and constructive review.
@Lady-Lilith
@Lady-Lilith 4 жыл бұрын
These are by far my favorite videos. I love stumbling across weird reviews.
@bridgetkelley3891
@bridgetkelley3891 4 жыл бұрын
i have been waiting so long for this collab
@CoochieKissKing
@CoochieKissKing 4 жыл бұрын
God, I love when you review small town Google reviews
@JimmySee
@JimmySee 4 жыл бұрын
When Gus and Danny do the same raycon bit on the same day.
@justinw3403
@justinw3403 4 жыл бұрын
And I watch both of them with my raycons lol
@Falconifan
@Falconifan 4 жыл бұрын
Synchronicity.
@alexanderwatkins6538
@alexanderwatkins6538 4 жыл бұрын
Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history. Gus Johnson and Charlie Berens: Hold my beer.
@montanawalker8819
@montanawalker8819 4 жыл бұрын
"Hold my Leinenkugels/Spotted Cow/Brandy Old Fashioned"
@gotrejo
@gotrejo 4 жыл бұрын
I get so excited when one of these come out
@danielbrazell
@danielbrazell 4 жыл бұрын
Pizza Angel is an absolute banger.
@berry11756
@berry11756 4 жыл бұрын
So is the Cheeseburger song
@HTKDblackbelt
@HTKDblackbelt 4 жыл бұрын
Pizza angel please come to me! Tomorrow sauce and cheese so gooey!
@TheMovieSequelDude49
@TheMovieSequelDude49 3 жыл бұрын
I like how Gus censors Paul Simon while still saying Paul Simon's name. lol
@jamesgragan8129
@jamesgragan8129 4 жыл бұрын
Gus is always smiling, I love it
@jeanskipper6445
@jeanskipper6445 4 жыл бұрын
please make more of these They're absolutely hilarious
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