Two Strange Brothers Make a Terrible Bible Game Commercial

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Two Strange Brothers Make a Terrible Bible Game Commercial.
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[@gustoonz]

thank you jesus for this cool video and thank you www.privacy.com/gus for sponsoring this cool video. buy one of my shirts too to get into heaven when you die.

[@nathansmith9817]

Hey its me

[@AxxLAfriku]

Hahahahhaah I just saw something very hideous! I looked in the mirror! But I am the best KZbinr of this generation so it is all good! Thanks for you attention dear gus

[@christianpaulportell8659]

why can't I buy any merch? it says the "campaign is finished"?

[@Drfish-lr1mg]

Gus Johnson I HAVE A BROTHER?!?! Gus... you my brother?

[@mayorof2ndstreet202]

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[@danielroberts9906]

One of the brothers actually got arrested for sexually harassing kids in church so the whole game got scrapped. I thought you would talk about it lmao look it up

[@Fresh_Biscuits]

Youre fuckin with me

[@agustinamosquera3931]

@@Fresh_Biscuits there's even an article about it! and a mugshot.

[@manishbakshi1682]

The worst part is that both of the twins are gonna get shit for it even though only one is in trouble cause they look so much alike.

[@addledhead]

Wow that sucks. What a shitty guy.

[@MrCerebellum2]

Gus for the love of Christ do a follow up video to this!

[@rachelshearer2322]

Gus you said this was a Christians only video but I think some non Christians are watching please do something

[@jamiekelly395]

Please kill me quickly! Before clicking this video I forgot to convert. Please! My poor little jewish eyes are tainting the christian purity!

[@lukemjm]

They are not worthy.

[@MooChoochan]

Christian gamerz only thx

[@shajeedislam1181]

Imma watch it multiple times. Stop me hussies >:D

[@ttierced3613]

Does this include Catholics??!?!!

[@thatonedude5253]

When Rod and Todd from The Simpsons grow up:

[@-geeko123]

Too accurate, please leave.

[@thatonedude5253]

Geeko 186 They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth

[@peteydov3435]

Bro that’s so true

[@themememixers8965]

I was thinking this the whole time

[@impv1se]

maaan i was thinking where have i seen this before.. thats it.

[@viktorholfinger9052]

In Lego the bible when christ is crucified he has to just fall apart

[@strangecokacola5246]

I'm imagining the scene and it's perfect

[@Pundae]

@Bud Borne When the get the boulder they just have like 2 guards go into the build animation. then when they push it into one guy pushes it with his back to it and they like fall over each other. They stand up and fix their helmets, shrug and make the "mrgm" (the mumbled 'I don't know' noise), then walk off. It is perfect

[@liamgavinwells]

As long as they only did the grunts that they did in the old Lego games. I would buy it even as an atheist

[@sirgreg7124]

As a Christian I can tell you that most Christian media is more focused on constantly reminding you that it’s a Christian movie/show than actually being well made

[@ultrabigfella]

That's most media designed with a bias and message behind it sadly.

[@iandenny2376]

It’s also mostly focused on denouncing the gays

[@sirgreg7124]

Ian Denny I haven’t watched any resent Christian content so I haven’t seen anything like that. I would like to say though that while some do a lot of Christians don’t hate gays. We may not support them but there is a difference between not supporting something and down right hating it. We do believe that a gay person can be a Christian and we don’t treat them like the plague. I guarantee that other religions (like catholics or Mormans etc.) probably do hate gays though.

[@iandenny2376]

Logan Elkins Ik that there’s people in them that don’t denounce them (which is different than hating) I’m catholic btw and we don’t hate them as a whole (although some in our religion still do, the pope has been accepting). It’s just that other parts of Christianity are not accepting. This happened to a friend of mine who is and it’s really sad (because Mormonism). But Catholics aren’t really like that although their are people in the church who are sadly.

[@sirgreg7124]

Ian Denny glad to hear you understand man. Also glad to hear Catholics aren’t like that.

[@cooliostarstache5474]

"Not even Christians want to play a Bible video game" Can confirm

[@svmmyb0i220]

Yeah... I gave up on Christian related media after I realised how cringey Christian metalcore can be

[@mokachinho8765]

@@svmmyb0i220 Good. Mostly it's just people profitting off your faith while claiming they're doing a holy thing

[@reinforcementpandas5502]

I’d play LEGO: The Bible and like. That’s it. I hate all of the media we have, its always made by conservative adult men who only consulted other conservative adult men

[@sunhoodednomadranger]

There's already "good" Christian games that gamers everywhere can play & not be rubbed the wrong way on their storytelling, and they are Far Cry 5 & Far Cry New Dawn ( and a bit of Far Cry 4 with the African character Longinus. )

[@therealspookspeak]

Snape approves

[@lazyRider420]

That game seems like the kind of game my grandma would get me

[@therighteousbeaver1457]

You can ask for doom because he fights against satan so he’s pretty Christian

[@mayoma2715]

4444

[@mayoma2715]

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[@mayoma2715]

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[@mayoma2715]

4444

[@lincolnickler9354]

“there are 66 books, so we have to develop them as different games” oh boy, cant wait for the game of leviticus where they just lecture me about what im not allowed to do for hours on end

[@stephendonovan9084]

Or numbers, where they just lecture you about what you're not allowed to do for hours except ✨math ✨

[@chamber8234]

The Psalms dlc will be interesting

[@stephendonovan9084]

@@chamber8234 Jonah is the world's greatest filler arc, change my mind

[@lincolnickler9354]

i bet none of yall will be able to beat revelation on expert difficulty

[@yoshifan33]

That's the tutorial :P

[@Bubbertin0]

you know what is scary is that one of them got arrested for sexual harrassing little kids and he said that he will slide down ur chimney, help keep ur fireplace lit.

[@Luddle_Puddle]

@RJ they go hand and hand

[@AlwaysCooper]

RJ Damn, who pissed in your cereal?

[@durrrhurrrderpderpderp9932]

@@AlwaysCooper I did

[@upside93]

Not harrassment, much worse, assault.... I read the article and it made me feel nauseous

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Dang, sad

[@nothanks8351]

"if you buy my merch you'll get into heaven" *Martin Luther rustles in the background*

[@brb8407]

Nice

[@Tornnnado]

*_i n d u l g e n c e s_*

[@invizcharlie9477]

Epic history meme!

[@ldlukefire]

Why don't you just *indulge* yourself in this new merch!

[@charley2714]

Here's 95 reasons why that's bullshit

[@gints2766]

“We wanted to make a unique game, So first thing we did was made it like Skyrim.”

[@FirstLast-po8oz]

tbf, I like the dedication of the friend playing the "hollywood agent", he's into it, he's tapping into something.

[@dip_doop]

if he honed that unhinged energy he has he could definitely go places

[@starkraven7308]

There are moments where he actually channels the spirit of Jerry Seinfeld.

[@alifmuhammadchicago]

(...tappin into that crack...)😏 What? I didn't say nuthin.

[@MrNoahlindsay]

@@alifmuhammadchicago good one

[@fiorefiore9910]

Them: "7 years ago we started an in-depth research on the Bible" Me: "Why did you make all the characters white?"

[@wilurbean]

They can make the characters whatever color they want in a fantasy setting.

[@Iyx0]

Mark Sieg when did they ever say the game was in a fantasy setting ?

[@wilurbean]

@@Iyx0bc the bible is a fantasy

[@Iyx0]

Mark Sieg listen buddy, ik. but the ppl who made the game r christians & believe that everything that happened in the bible rlly happened. so to them the game would be based on real life events & therefore not set in a fantasy setting.

[@TenkDD]

I mean regardless of fictional status, it's not a fantasy setting any more than Sherlock Holmes is a fantasy setting.

[@nightninja6244]

Who else watched this in first person?

[@onkelpappkov2666]

Your comment smote me.

[@ethanklimenko5065]

Like when my cameras in me facs? Yeah i watched that wy

[@kenjutsukata1o1]

I was just thinking the other day how bizarre it would be to live life in third-person. Like, you can still feel, taste, smell normally, you just now see from behind (and can rotate the 'camera'). Trippy as hell I bet.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

@@kenjutsukata1o1 Watching that hairy ass? No thanks.

[@OhRisk]

I’m watching this in 2nd person

[@Zakj1L]

This would be like one of those games you’d play in class because everything else is blocked

[@treesap2566]

Dude, I still wouldn't do it

[@etho9752]

I think the publisher guy is unironically having the performance of a lifetime here

[@crussteasock4047]

The opposite of ironic is genuine

[@Lanurus]

@@crussteasock4047 as well as unironically

[@sereneholsclaw]

"we went on a JOURNEY to find some UNIQUE gameplay" "So the first thing we tried was making it exactly like Skyrim"

[@stedfrabler8178]

Bible Game, the first strand type game

[@danieljensen2626]

There's some wild stuff in the Bible that you probably could turn into an actual decent game, if your budget was more than $100,000 and you actually had some experience in the industry.

[@autumnalburn]

Song of Solomon, amiright?

[@adorabasilwinterpock6035]

Maybe the old testament but the new one would be boring as f

[@HAKOBO]

@@autumnalburn HAHA, I think there are websites for that sort of thing.

[@lvbboi9]

Holy shit Imagine one by the producers of The Last of Us Holy shimbles

[@elguapo2580]

A whole game about writing letters

[@kyleniner1155]

I’m not even Christian, but I have some familiarity with the Bible. To be honest, some of the stories in there would make for good gameplay if it was done right.

[@mrsausagegoneawayman900]

I would be kinda fun to have a bible game

[@RoachDoggJR.-]

Cough cough, *Darksiders* , cough cough

[@frozenraspberries1552]

Dudes should try making a game based on the book of revelations lol. "Revelations" would be a cool video game name. But it definitely wouldn't convert new people like they might be hoping to do.

[@SixFootHalfling1]

A David and Goliath boss battle would be pretty cool.

[@meguminuwu7501]

@@SixFootHalfling1 lmao

[@benjamingarvey4009]

I love how Gus is secretly a multi-instrumentalist

[@Lucifersfursona]

Misread this as multi-instrument He’s a Swiss army Gus

[@sloppyphart7879]

It's not a secret at all. He's always playing instruments.

[@Voileen]

One of the twins - - "Ruven Meulenberg.33, of Lake Forest, was convicted of two counts of lewd acts with a minor younger than 14 and three counts of lewd acts on a child 14 or 15." This was back in 2017. Boy, I wish I were surprised.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

Lewd Actz is going to be the name of my next Christian boy band.

[@jeremyc9593]

@@onkelpappkov2666 Very Christian, yet the "z" gives it a bit of an edge to draw in those rebellious rocker Christian teens that play their Creed and Skillet albums too loud. Marketing genius.

[@handsomechris5814]

the otherr one is efraim meulenberg. poor guy'll get shit

[@Tommyisme]

They used to be pastors at my church(saddle back lake forest CA) but it came out that one of them molested children so... Yeah

[@jakegordon4204]

Holy shit you aren't kidding lmao

[@baseman6106]

Saddleback was a poor name choice

[@goblinboy1830]

Holy shit this is crazy thanks for linking the articles!

[@roflturkey6513]

Soooo...is the game cancelled?

[@skoosie9785]

what is it about religious men and pedophilia?

[@leggie1126]

I'm pretty sure they had to call it "the game Bible" and not "the Bible game" because "the Bible game" actually already exists, it was a terrible game show style Wii game

[@maverickREAL]

Wrath of god!

[@robinthefool8960]

There was also a pretty funish game boy advance game I think

[@kikicarsstreamarchive]

The Bible game was amazing Man U take that back

[@youtubeenjoyer-pf3tu]

@@maverickREAL you lose all your points!

[@bbrake]

yeah, this idea isn't even original. There have been several, terrible attempts to make video games based on the Bible

[@Spock1777]

"Skyrim but tells bible stories" Me, remembering what Giants are like in Skyrim: RIP David.

[@militustoica]

I remember the first time that I, being my billy badass Nordic Battlemage self who had toppled the Empire and ended the Dark Brotherhood ran up to a giant. I also remember being amazed at how far they can smack you like a baseball if they do the power swing attack.

[@83bonedaddy]

BRUH THEY LEGIT LOOK LIKE THE CHARACTER GUS PLAYED IN THE CHURCH YOUTH GROUP VID.

[@thatonedinosaur6939]

Coincidence? I think NOT

[@Natalie-101]

And as gus said, *statistically* one of the brothers molested some kids

[@lardkraken8231]

They seem like they types of people to walk into a beat but completely barefoot and flip the Harry Potter books around

[@luc1137]

Natalie they did. Not even fucking kidding, one of the brothers diddled kids.

[@83bonedaddy]

@@luc1137 THEY FUCKIN DID??

[@mitchellgass4141]

"We were gonna make it a massive first person adventure with an intricate world to explore. But then we made it a sidescroller because it was cheaper."

[@MacetazzOpina]

"because it was better"

[@MacetazzOpina]

Don't forget they always try to pass it as if it's better somehow

[@onkelpappkov2666]

We realized it would be cool and very amazing if we kept the 2D part and made it like Minecraft but in such a way that building material falls down from above and the player controls where it lands and when you complete a row it disappears and if you get to the top, you lose Tetris. I mean the Game Bible.

[@zacclayton2110]

The twins look like Rod and Todd from the simpsons

[@tacoart2120]

OMG they do

[@Arosukir6]

Or Scandinavian Napoleon Dynamite split in two.

[@aspade3133]

@@Arosukir6 LMFAO

[@masonpines6349]

Gus Johnson playing Silent Night on an electric keyboard while balancing a glass of prune juice in his mouth by the base and looking over his shoulder is a mood I didn't know I felt, but very much do.

[@bellagutierrez5194]

I know you said that Christian media is not good, but that means you’ve never seen veggie tales, and that crap slaps

[@spring-lawson]

straight facts

[@ThatWeirdo04]

lbr, the only good part of veggie tales was silly songs with Larry

[@inayat8100]

@Alexander Maliziola real shit

[@kingofpain11111]

Rafael Moreno I pretty sure it was toothbrush!

[@XX-nl9sx]

@@kingofpain11111 It was a hairbrush, I only remember the one line by the annoying asparagus kid "WhY dO YoU nEEd A hAiRbruSh YoU dONt hAVe aNY haIR"

[@marandaward1663]

Let’s talk about them disrespecting Veggie Tales with “what was the one about the vegetables?” You know what it was called and you it absolutely slaps. Stfu bible twins.

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

😂

[@guitarguy12389]

Yeah Vegetable stories

[@upyoursdotcom]

Veggietales is objectively amazing Well, was amazing

[@mackr1940]

It was probably a copyright thing

[@MissDraiha]

I was gonna say, if they made a Christian video game with Veggie Tales, I would absolutely play that. Or a Jospeh and the Technicolor Dreamcoat game. Gus' premise is flawed

[@lilworld4368]

It makes me so happy he was singing awful things by lil peep

[@charliekofteros]

Same omg 🥺

[@planettrash5180]

It would wouldn’t it

[@mr.d7k957]

And they are both named Gus ❤️

[@benhelmenstein6669]

Dug through the comments to find this ✊ don't even care if it's two years old

[@rileyelam4922]

Gus: starts singing lil peep. Me: the perfect man✨

[@Versaucey]

That's a WACKY item you strapped your mic on, Gus.

[@GuyPerson-jt9tv]

*on which you strapped your mic

[@hayley4531]

@@GuyPerson-jt9tv no, it's a special mic. it's called a strap-on, look it up

[@convolutedcarcass1523]

*That’s a WACKY way to strap a microphone upon an item to thus act as a microphone stand.*

[@CTSSTC]

Gus you're not old enough for that purple drank

[@alexandernoll7774]

so I actually thought that this was a joke about him being poor and drinking out of a broken wine glass

[@eruditecaptain3117]

"Just hold their pay for a while, and them fire them! This is the games industry, okay? ThEy HaVe No RiGhTs!!" At least their satire is on point.

[@joshuaashton1929]

The fact that his first pitch about the games features is “it’s in first person” is priceless.

[@SirFlooberis]

Me: can we buy Skyrim Mom: we have Skyrim at home Skyrim at home:

[@juptej]

“We really wanted to create a unique experience. So the first thing we did was make this game similar to Skyrim,”

[@mrfreeman1763]

Then we rip off someone else's stories. Then we realize that's too expensive and requires hard work and talent, so we make shitty 2D side scroller for merely $250K, plus my brother's legal fees for doing stuff to children.

[@lenny1247]

Juptej Singh would have been better than making it 2D

[@aidanabbott3686]

"make it like Skyrim" *Makes it about monotheism* *Gives it Morrowind graphics*

[@kellyleigh6393]

I thought it looked like Morrowind too. And I love Morrowind. And know nothing about the Bible. Game would of been great for me to play.

[@charlesking2698]

I know! More like call of poopy!

[@masonhilliard5803]

If Jesus doesn’t say “CRUCIFY THIS!!” at the end before killing someone ion want it

[@helloworld2409]

in like a chrom voice

[@loganfisher3138]

It's nice to see that the Flanders kids are doing well.

[@harbis4058]

From the twins, *who trained 40,000 game developers*

[@zurbruggg]

By those two guys who did something that one time, y’know?

[@linknowhereman]

And the one who sexually harassed those kids........

[@duderino4279]

I feel like they just trained those mobile game devs. The match 3 one or the Clash clones. Basically anyone of the game Danny talked about in his vids of weird game ads.

[@lewisnorth1188]

@@GerarddeSouza-yt3fc they had 40,000 subscribers on KZbin and they made unity tutorials 😂

[@gabrielwood8801]

Rod and Todd Flanders did not age well...

[@playbackproductions1]

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[@ajwelsh3191]

Gabriel Wood This is really an underrated comment.

[@yondertanner2581]

Rods getting 12 years

[@agentkruger797]

Rod is gonna get rutted for 12 years

[@friendlyfire7509]

I was looking for this comment.

[@chrise8275]

No BS one of the tornado twins was arrested for inappropriate conduct with a 14-year-old boy.

[@tessa8404]

Inappropriate contact with a 14-year-old boy. Something your boy Jeff in your profile picture knows all too well 😂

[@Jabberwockybird]

Guess they should have studied Soddom and Gamora first.

[@Just-A-Trans-Girl]

The Bible actually only has 66 books in some versions. There are actually more if you include the book of Enoch and the Dead Sea Scrolls

[@delcymansour68]

Ok but why did no one mention how Gus played Silent Night perfectly while holding the wine glass in his mouth #iconic

[@chronicallyclaire2279]

Or how he was playing it perfectly while looking at the camera.

[@Moses563]

nice

[@Junkraj]

@Disappointed wtf

[@ilikeham4658]

I want to like but this is Jesus video and it is Jesus number

[@aandykf]

@ Delcy Playing silent night is not particularly hard and it was far from perfect. :D

[@josephdaprano3349]

most christian media may suck but the original VeggieTales is the best piece of entertainment i've ever consumed

[@carikittygeek]

I was raised in a Christian extremist cult and even with how much I personally detest Christianity I will still defend old school veggie tales as the quality entertainment it was

[@kateomara5674]

YES. I was actually just talking about this today. Veggie tales 1993-2005 is genuine gold and I will defend those movies until I die. They shaped who I am and are light years better than any kids stuff on TV, Netflix, etc today

[@C0r3ysHK]

It would be the best getting the DVDs for Christmas

[@playbackproductions1]

Eric Metaxas wrote for that show. Hes a good writer about other stuff too

[@AustinH7]

“Consumed” HAHAHAHHA I GET IT....they’re vegetables....

[@planescaped]

That older brother impression is spot on. Really takes me back. Really nailed that "mom put a gun to my head" vibe. XD

[@GamerGuy249]

I don't give a shit what anyone says, the game publisher in the skit is fantastic. I want him in the next Austin powers or the room.

[@adenineful]

Excuse me I will take 50 copies of "call of beauty: angelic warfare"

[@onkelpappkov2666]

Press F to pay respects to God.

[@silvertamagachi]

Honestly, I thought that looked fun as balls. I mean I'm a filthy casual so maybe there's a fantasy-type version of CoD already with flying and fire swords and shit, but it seems really cool if it was done halfway competently.

[@crewposter6726]

H4H4 sounds suspiciously like another KZbin channel

[@greenanator528]

yeah, grandayy. very subtle but noticeable

[@user-yp1fm5es4h]

yea i’m thinking it kinda sounds like dolan dark but im not too sure

[@albertgore7435]

Must be H3VR

[@Oipeeepwns]

@@albertgore7435 hotdogs horseshoes and handgrenades :)

[@BooBeeBants]

hahaproductions

[@whiskeyandchips9900]

Not joking me and my friends ordered 7 things of curly fries during school and it was lit

[@Robo-xk4jm]

to be fairy the fries were probably the only thing paletable that came from the cafeteria

[@MyBrandingIsBad]

It sounds like the head of a company is trying to do a Great Value version of Jerry Seinfeld.

[@i-win]

This is a Christian-only video no swearing please

[@cheezitgod5032]

Frick.

[@delaneye.798]

hECK

[@KMM-kx2yn]

Dimbus!

[@shamboolic]

Oh shit ok

[@trishpatteson7739]

Schnitzel

[@MSP106]

One of these guys got arrested for lude acts with underage boys... BRO 😲

[@Misa_Susaki]

source?

[@MSP106]

Just google them lol

[@scoob1670]

@@Misa_Susaki Jesus

[@MiVidaCubica]

How did they know they got the right one, tho?

[@7777777777e]

@@MiVidaCubica all twins are marked at birth so law enforcement can tell them apart in the future. The mark was probably visible during the act and that's how he got id'd.

[@hoebiden]

4:43 “i got two words. Never Gonna Happen”. Ah, yes. What a wonderful 2 words

[@IgroSome]

0:12 "You know I love it when you... sh*t." Good choice of words, Gus.

[@GwynethEmily]

wow h4h4 that sounds incredibly original

[@peteaxe2067]

Gus is better than h3h3

[@GandPTrixie]

We need to find h1h1 and h2h2

[@drunkenhobo8020]

Hydrogen and deuterium?

[@jakeglass2523]

I think older brother Gus suffers from crippling depression and anxiety

[@huhdotgov7937]

@-.- dude I know this is a month late but why are you replying to a bunch of comments with just bottled rage

[@huhdotgov7937]

@dayum son dude I know this is 8 minutes late but why you gotta reply to my reply with a bottled question about my bottled questions like wtf dude

[@siren7362]

he's very much a mood

[@musicdecoded4092]

@@huhdotgov7937 dude like i know this is a month late but shut the heck up!

[@LIKEcommentANDsubscribe]

@@musicdecoded4092 i know this is like a month late, but please try to keep it Christian. For the children.

[@Olzone]

"None wants to buy a Christian game" Doom guy: say sike right now.

[@keelerhobson2731]

When you zone back in and finally notice the diversity of their hair and beard combos. And then how they replicate them perfectly...

[@Captainhogthrob]

I pitched the curly fries idea to my friends and they beat the shit out of me.

[@criteriumgoat6525]

You should keep them. They're good friends.

[@militustoica]

They obviously care for you if they put in the effort to correct your bullshit.

[@orange_shy_guy5539]

I honor your dedication

[@treesap2566]

I am in agreement with the other comments.

[@TheUnluckyEverydude]

Doom is a Christian video game.

[@anjailbakeer]

Lmao...

[@ericlindberg4522]

Huh...

[@AnonymousBadassery]

New one has Jesus loves you backmasked into a track, so you're correct good sir.

[@Hopeofmen]

Yes. -A Christian

[@itwasizawarudo1701]

I mean your basically crusading all of Hell

[@SlavaBozhe]

“The world’s most popular stories “ yes. Because of ✨Genocidal conversion ✨

[@Lucifersfursona]

I’m printing this out and nailing it to the door of a church

[@kidperson4437]

I don’t know what is weirder the fact that he was talking about someone sliding down a chimney or that he started playing silent night on the piano out of no where

[@bigbicepbill3928]

Why did their video start with a pitch for ‘Skyrim 1st person’ and end with side scrolling?

[@BioYuGi]

... Because they explained making it first person was too difficult.

[@stanstaniboy7655]

"Lego: The Bible" sounds pretty dope not gonna lie. Crap load of characters (give them some dope magic powers), a lot scenarios to play through. Not too bad.

[@dirtydanthesecretsauceman8519]

@Stan Staniboy Jesus is healer class and can revive himself. David is warrior class and his ulti is he can one shot bosses with his sling. Samson is defender class and his power is that he will go into a rage mode because the philistines pissed him off again.

[@jonathanbaker3543]

Like 3 Bible characters had magic powers

[@dirtydanthesecretsauceman8519]

@Jonathan Baker Alright pinhead, yer time is up.

[@DrAcula-mi5nz]

Moses can turn unsuspecting sticks into snakes

[@ireallycouldntcareanymore7702]

@@DrAcula-mi5nz then the snake will turn into its companion and fight and distract enemies Moses can only do little punches

[@Sawer]

The usual short videos on this channel are great. But these deskvideos are kinda proof of how funny Gus actualy is. 10/10, would subscribe again

[@JayTohab]

Why not just make a "Bible" mod for Skyrim?

[@disastermidi1990]

That’s what someone would do if they cared about making the game, and not just making money

[@Dirsmuutio]

It would be too violent, hateful and horrible

[@glensmith3944]

they like curly fries so much they grow straight from their heads

[@brucethemidget1803]

wow

[@robdon3472]

They grow curled from their hair

[@qulep]

They don't grow straight... They grow curly :) Haha...Get it? I'll go now

[@bhargavvasist]

You are what you eat

[@vinnyvincent13]

i’ll tell u the demographic for the video game : Christian mothers that kind of have a problem with their children skipping church to play video games so for Christmas decide to buy them a video game, see this, and call it a ‘compromise’

[@hommefataltaemin]

Hahaha probably. Although I play lots of video games and I thought it sounded cool especially if it was like an action/adventure game and was well made. A lot of the stories in the Bible would be great in a video game!

[@taurxevc1725]

@RJ I mean I Don't think that there are many things wrong with that also the fact that some of the words may not have have very short versions.

[@reidheidler5138]

Looking forward to seeing more of Older Brother Gus! He makes me feel safe and at home

[@dabbyt3800]

There’s so much potential in that David game that it pains me to see how much they botched it. Imagine if Ubisoft made an rpg where you play as king David.

[@Joe.Navarra]

The video game executive sounds like he's trying to do a Jerry Seinfeld impression.

[@haleydunning3819]

When I was in second grade I heard a boy say "two words: I. quit. the game." And it has stayed with me ever since

[@onkelpappkov2666]

I am not a man of many words because I usually don't like to talk a lot which is mostly because I feel that shorter sentences are better suited for communication between peers and it's uncommon for me to ever need to clarify anything so I simply never do, leading to me keeping my sentences short and concise and never convoluted for no reason; so don't ask about my lack of words because it is just a thing you will have to get used to. I just don't talk much. I don't have many words. Therefore...

[@ibefullofme]

It would stick with me too if I heard someone say four words and my brain somehow registered as two.

[@jsdouglas2612]

Howard Marner your comment is gonna stick with me forever because you misread their comment. They weren’t saying they only heard two words. They were saying they heard someone say “two words” before they followed it up with four words.

[@ibefullofme]

@@jsdouglas2612 Sounds like they heard six words.

[@whateverlolawants]

That's amazing. My sister & I still quote random stuff we overheard that has stuck with us since we were kids. Words uttered 20-30 years ago, & probably forgotten by the speaker within minutes after they said it, but still part of our shared world of references.

[@austenrutledge]

IM SO GLAD YOU MAKE THE ADS FUN TO WATCH. THANK YOU !!!!!

[@iridiumFalcon]

"I hope prune juice is ok" "its the only thing I had chilled"

[@RaymondCripps]

Wow... I used to follow the Twins' Unity tutorials from when I was 11 years old trying to learn Unity. As a loyal fan, I pledged to their Kickstarter naively believing that I'd be giving back to them for their great tutorials. I'm 21 now and know better - this is an absolute scam! Backers have recieved nothing and no updates to the page have been made in over three years. When I learned that Ruben (the one with slightly less facial hair) was convicted for child molestation, it really hit me hard. I used to idolise these guys and I would chat to them a lot about my games over DM's from when I was 13-15; they were really active. Looking back, I feel that I was groomed into supporting their Bible Game, as was probably the case with a lot of their followers (a lot of them were young teens). Great video, Gus!

[@iwantmybed3090]

Gus: “NO ONE WANTS TO BUY YOUR CHRISTIAN VIDEO GAME” The binding of Isaac: ...

[@gubadagoober]

I dont wanna buy that

[@Pundae]

Well the problem with christian media is it's more based around the moral aspects of the bible and kind of just throwing JESUS into your face. The binding of isaac is a fun arcade game that utilizes bible lore (for lack of a better word) in its backstory, some bosses, and mechanics. Like the four horsemen and seven deadly sins are really popular tropes for media and those are both from the bible as well, it's just a matter of how it's portrayed

[@Pundae]

@@skiplet87 I don't see why you wouldn't play it as a christian unless you just grew up in one of those households where DnD was satanic and fortune tellers practice witchcraft. My girlfriend's mother is like this, I'm not even kidding. Her brother got his Magic cards thrown out and they weren't allowed to play Pokemon because it was 'unchristian', and yet ironically they were really big fans of star wars? the movies about space magic?

[@mollusckscramp4124]

"You cannot tell me that most Christian entertainment is objectively good" *Madness, Supernatural, and The Prince of Egypt have entered the chat*

[@notthere2681]

They're like the real life versions of Rod and Todd from Simpsons

[@Fae_van]

They eat curly fries, that's why their hair is so curly.

[@frosty_teacup]

logic 100

[@peachylady]

this comment gave me cancer

[@marandaward1663]

As a person with very curly hair, I can confirm that’s how hair gets curly.

[@Fae_van]

@@marandaward1663 as a person with curly hair also, i can confirm.

[@carlcarl4287]

This comment is criminally underrated

[@AutoSearPin]

The more I think about it...it actually sounds like, if done right, and focused on the right shit, it would be epic, and gnarly as hell. The first testament is gruesome asf

[@braydenpaulk5079]

Fir real though. If done historically accurate and by real gane developers, it would be epic. Like that one dude who killed so many people with a sword that the muscles in his hand clinched up like a death grip

[@rulerworld1289]

The problem isnt the content. Plenty of games have had biblical themes. The problem is that they are making a shitty game thats gonna be super overbearing with its religious theme

[@AutoSearPin]

Ruler World I feel like that’s all based on how atheist you want to be about it. If they did it in a god war kind of style where everything in the Bible was just a given in the game but remained a little more stoic about some of it......

[@newp848]

New testament is way more wild, that's why there's some games already based on Revelations

[@evansilva3045]

Especially in the LEGO format

[@koerthragsdale6037]

That add made me feel so loved. Thanks Gus

[@FortuitousOwl]

I love that they explained what first person was but not what a side scroller platformer was

[@abderianagelast7868]

So let me get this straight: these twins started making a first-person game (one where the camera is like in your head and there’s 3D all around you) that actually looked pretty good, and then they decided to scrap all that and make a shitty third-person platformer that looks like hot garbage? And they felt that was a superior product?

[@rulerworld1289]

And then one of them got arrested for molesting several children

[@point_blank5731]

@@rulerworld1289 WHaT?

[@reversible8740]

I know, sure the models were pretty low quality, but that first game looked really good.

[@jamiegaskins3687]

Imagine the microtransactions $4 for different colored sheets to wear $15 for the Easter dlc

[@TheLastApostle]

$40 for the ressurection of jesus expansion

[@nemonobody4747]

This was just full of laughs dude. Made my lunch break pretty nice

[@Trilobite0]

Thnks gus

[@blunttrauma5300]

Your comedy is effortless. Your talent is overflowing. Your content is pristine.

[@shamicentertainment1262]

His moustache is arousing

[@joycewible8816]

@@shamicentertainment1262 Truuuuuue

[@blakebauman6374]

I don't disagree with what he says about this game, so that's not why I'm saying this. But talent? Seriously? What the fuck are you talking about?

[@Luddle_Puddle]

@@blakebauman6374 he makes music so that's something

[@blakebauman6374]

@@Luddle_Puddle I was referring to what he showed of himself in the video there. Perhaps that is talent.

[@Ephraim32]

It’s like the Game Developer randomly channels Jerry Seinfeld at times

[@kristinam319]

Was looking for this comment. 👍👍

[@Maesolmese]

That dude might be the best part of their pitch video.

[@Vinkie]

That Christmas Dubstep HD was fire!

[@Kyle-Thor420]

Love the shifty eye addvertizing dude. Wow that piano playing of silent night while mouth holding a wine glass without spilling. That was some majestic stuff there. Also the rage of the last ad guy

[@LAVISHGREEDY]

10:15 is even funnier when you realize he got arrested for molesting children

[@deezy5339]

Wh-

[@Soapcookies]

@@deezy5339 He actually did.

[@deezy5339]

@@Soapcookies I know, it's just... How did I know he was probably gonna do this??

[@YuiFunami]

@@deezy5339 something something priests

[@troublewakingup]

@@YuiFunami something something the whole of religion

[@JoeyHemi23]

We went on a journey to find some unique gameplay” 1 sentence later. THE NEXT SENTENCE. “So the first thing we tried was make the game similar to Skyrim”

[@Khetamine]

The "publisher" is so bad it's amazingly funny.

[@tylerpaulson6689]

"THE GAMEBOYS, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO ALLOW IT"

[@itsaspiracle]

“we did a lot of research into the time period and culture” concept art: everyone is white

[@JayTohab]

Bruh moment

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

Jesus wasn't white smh.

[@Snapfuba]

@@SpagettiSpeltWrong that is indeed the point of the above comment.

[@TheEnchantedTesticle]

@@SpagettiSpeltWrong he was on gray thin line when it came to race, like a light skinned Italian

[@ha-kf3rd]

@@TheEnchantedTesticle nobody really knows but based on the country he was born in, he would be a dark-skinned or tan-skinned Asian.

[@shadows_star]

I'd buy a bible video game.....not this one though. The bible has some interesting story's that could translate pretty well into a game.

[@TheAeoxEternal]

Shadows Star As a Christian, the story of Moses would be the most interesting

[@cybercop3108]

@@Dueilangoisseus it's called rapelay

[@shadows_star]

@@TheAeoxEternal Agreed. I think David and Goliath would also work pretty well

[@drekiskrek5008]

@@Dueilangoisseus *catholic

[@thenintendobros9918]

@Quasinconsistent dude, imagine like RTS Judges, having to maneuver the 300 of Gideon's soldiers to defeat massive armies, it'd be dope. Unfortunately, i don't think it will ever be pulled off properly

[@stykman2577]

This is by far one of my top videos that Gus has made.