Reading for The Dark Brotherhood

[@giantsalamander]

“Stop that!” The thing is, Urag would absolutely tell a Daedric Lord to stop

[@Sandstimes]

They're in his realm now

[@diablorises]

He really would.

[@TuckyBlue]

Trickster Cat *H I S R E A L M*

[@ChronoMoth]

here we are at winterhold as an orc who told a daedric lord to stop talking as we see the orc has gone missing and is possibly dead

[@tatumfowler3603]

"Uh, denied. You won't get that black goo on my collection."

[@beepbeep6519]

"I, am HERMAEUS MORA-" "Go away." *silence* "uhm okay rude"

[@bumbleberryanimations5629]

yesssss

[@ASavageSandwich]

That’s probably what would happen if Mora tried to invade the arcanaeum.

[@andrewwilson9675]

HE BETTER GO AWAY THE LITTLE HECKER

[@michaelt62077]

@@ASavageSandwich it's his own little plane of Oblivion

[@rangopistacho6928]

Miraak: who are you to dare silence my master Orc: shut it or I'm goina bash you with one of Mora's books! Miraak: ok jeez so brutal

[@thewhitewolf3089]

Only Urag could tell a Daedric Lord to go away

[@tanith117]

He Does Call the Library his own Deadric Realm. Might be more truth to this than we think.

[@kmca1495]

Rory mercury a library would be a shit realm

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

USS Prinz Eugen "Have you seen that shrine of Urag gro-Shrub? They say the Orcs built it when they fled from Orsinium." "Urag gro-Shrub is the Daedric Prince of books and libraries, and a patron of scholars. Some scholars consider him to be their god-ancestor." Yes, I do have too much time on my hands thank you very much.

[@Gremlinke96]

Only Urag holds a Daedric Lord in his drawer.

[@thekingscourier1284]

He is the most bad ass character in the game even I with a character modded so much he cant die wont mess with him

[@timesnewlogan2032]

I can see Urag telling Mora to piss off like this on a regular basis. "Are you familiar with the Oghma Infinium?" "Yes, and I already have three copies with different covers, and one no one can physically see. Get lost."

[@durianodialos9387]

Oh my lord. This is perfect. XD

[@Plainofices]

Hermen Melville: *WoUlD YoU LiKe To LeArN ThE MyStErYs Of ApOcHrA-* Urag: I told you last week you arent getting your book back, now go back to your shit hole you slithering sushi bar and leave me alone. Hermen: ... Oh...ok...

[@danypauldeslandes2654]

Sir white a lot the pagan preacher who's herman Melville that name sound so breton nobody!

[@Plainofices]

Danypaul Deslandes Herman Melville = Hermaes Mora

[@danypauldeslandes2654]

Sir white a lot the pagan preacher ha ok thanks for the info

[@Kaijudomage]

There was a book seller in Oblivion that trained you in Blunt, which implies he beat people with book shaped weapons. He's an Orc by the way.

[@scottallen2966]

maybe this guys ancestor

[@gageniedert4344]

Kaijudomage no he did this exotic thing called weeds

[@asnake9092]

Kaijudomage *urag wants to know your location*

[@gageniedert4344]

Dean ex Machina do you do poison

[@SMG-vx3mu]

Makes sense to me.

[@napalmblaziken]

Argonian: Hello I want to kill Maven. I mean....do you sell lilos? Bothela: No, just potions and poisons. This is The Hag's Cure. Argonian: Now I'm confused.

[@gj4265]

Napalm Blaziken why does noone get this

[@justyourfriendlyneighbourh3260]

@@gj4265 I do...

[@khaledrahman6263]

i dont get the joke... and i have 700 hours on skyrim this is embarrassing

[@FeinryelRavenclaw]

It’s not a joke that comes from Skyrim

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206]

@@FeinryelRavenclaw What's the joke then, could you please explain it?

[@whiskey419]

Thanks to you, now every time I play Skyrim I imagine all Argonians having that voice.

[@whiskey419]

(and I love it)

[@skeletor6874]

Eh, I'm not so much a fan of Pommy voices

[@sofialaya596]

british lizzards...

[@nupplets5785]

Is there a mod for this

[@lucasharris6390]

fanks to you

[@mikiroony]

The Arcaneum *IS* his personal plane of oblivion. That is why 1. you load when coming in, 2. He can chase Hermaeus "tentacles" Mora back to Apocrypha.

[@Kn1feShift]

plot twist: Urag is a Daedric Prince

[@EvelynNdenial]

double plot twist: urag is jyggalag disguised, building up his library again.

[@jonathanwells223]

pvtblue M A L A C A T H I S N O T P O P U L A R A T P A R T I E S

[@speedstriker]

@@EvelynNdenial Lore of unfathomable depth, made canon by the power of c0da!

[@mintyfries7790]

Plot twist urag is Hermaeus Mora

[@furomone6256]

I feel like Elder Scrolls games would be better if Argonians behaved like this

[@delsin1126]

Furomone Animation like crazy British people? Yea it would be better

[@AnasDisi]

Furomone, but the Keerava porn would be ruined.

[@mayolordohare945]

Ruined? Or enhanced?

[@osmacar5331]

Tyler I thank you for the compliment (pyromaniac brit here)

[@Plainofices]

I'm 99% sure all argonian players are like this. wanna know how I know? I am one

[@azure98]

Please tell me someone made a Mod that adds this guy as a companion for the Dark brotherhood.

[@connorshekelstein6432]

azure98 that would be amazing

[@dumbsow9420]

Copyright probably won't let that

[@XxMechaGodzillaxX]

BakaJustice 21 ...wh..what?

[@gageniedert4344]

BakaJustice 21 fanks a lot copyright

[@kayleecaca]

YES

[@vneezy]

"I Ate Nirnroot Once and it Made My Shit Glow" This is my comment with lowest effort and it still got updoots, huh.

[@tanith117]

So is that what they put in Nuka cola Quantum to make your piss blue?

[@justiciar1964]

Torches are for losers. Just make nirnroot burritos using skeever meat and spray glowing nirnpoop everywhere. Caution: May damage health for 2 points.

[@blueawesomedinosaur]

We need a mod like that!

[@Ranzord95]

that... could be doable as a mod... using the ice spike spells model, scaling it down to turd size, and spawn them nex your character at random along with some fart noise

[@blueawesomedinosaur]

Ranz too bad I have never really coded before.... if you exclude messing with variables.

[@HTacianas]

"Could you read them poetry until they cried _to_ _death_." "Uuuuunnnnnnghhhhhh."

[@williamleclerc]

It's a shame there isn't much left from Mitchell and Webb / Bruiser that's adaptable. I love these so much.

[@Krynictrace]

Do they still shoot tourists in the Summerset Isles?

[@Znijik]

Let's not forget about Whiterun's biggest game show "NUMBERWANG"

[@Krynictrace]

"Oh god, she's going to think that I'm a pervert and that I think she has a real bounce to her chest" "I'M NOT A PERVERT"

[@tanith117]

What about the Nobles he hangs out with in solitude, The ones that complain about his drink choices and his leaving his daggers everywhere

[@grandmasterlubu6332]

Krynictrace there's quite a bit just in the "do you do poison" series that I could see working with skyrim npcs.

[@MrRaui]

Thanks to this video, I now imagine that Hermaeus Mora drops in occasionally in the Arcanaeum whenever students ask about books and Urag constantly tells him to go away

[@cleothehermetichermeticist8391]

"Could you make a person SHIT THEIR WHOLE SELVES?"

[@koreystuart7054]

yes I could

[@thepruld]

DO MORE!!

[@MistDemon]

ThePruld no one fucking realizing that PRULD commented on this golden video! He made hilarious videos a lot like this in Italian!

[@hylianexpected1171]

ThePruld Why is this not top comment? This guy is amazing!

[@YaBoiMeatBallze]

OH HELLO THERE

[@bumba7220]

Holy shit thePruld when he likes your content you know its good

[@justreal7729]

WITH SPIKES

[@LunaTycho]

I need to learn this deep sound that makes people shit and go around with that in public.

[@OnyxArclight]

It's the called the brown note. It's a sub bass note that makes people shit themselves

[@TrovaoMortadela]

nOT ONLy ShIET bUT sHIET ThEIR whOLE sELVES

[@WaveOfDestiny]

Word of power learned: Disturb, intestines, shit

[@tylerhunter1986]

The *brown note*

[@yulilisantimel2793]

The *brown shout*

[@fuckthishd1214]

"I am Hermaus Mora!" "Go away!" "UHM OK RUDE"

[@ladyselin35]

Wish dragonborn would say this...

[@Jpipooly]

For a Shadowscale, he doesn't quite get the murder thing.

[@imaghost2961]

ThatGuyYouKnow He probably wants all the murder knowledge he can get. 😆

[@imaghost2961]

And weapons. 😆

[@insaincaldo]

Veezara seems pretty convinced he is the last of his kind. So of course this guy is out to learn.

[@Krynictrace]

Urag gro-Shub does look like the kind of guy to have a Daedric Price under his desk... i'll give you that.

[@Dragoons-qm7qc]

"If you made the right noise loud enough, could you make a person SHIT THEIR WHOLE SELVES??????" 10/10 best part of the video

[@STUV101]

I love this character. You should turn him into a voiced follower mod.

[@ShadeMeadows]

Yes! This became a thing! Go Argonian Assasin! He just loves Killin'!

[@salim5889]

Ashley Ashton Krombopulous* , it's greek i think

[@DynoSkrimisher]

Or making the right noise loud enough that people SHIT THEIR WHOLE SELVES

[@psychoxsento3415]

I am more of a Dunmer person

[@jj_grabes]

1:08 the bravest Orc I ever knew

[@gageniedert4344]

jj grabes wanna please him give him the elder scroll Dragon when you are completely done with the dawnguard add on don't sell it when you begin dawnguard that's how you will please this orc like shrek character

[@Arivuple]

"I Ate Nirnroot Once and it Made My Shit Glow"

[@azagbacinne9594]

Book of tamriel nominee for alchemy books xD

[@isalt5]

Kinda like how Nuka-Cola Quantum gives your piss a blue glow.

[@charlesblackwell327]

That line made me spit coffee on my keyboard lol

[@g0ffm0thh]

0:34 "There are" **gives Twilight** "OH MY GOD MY EYES " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[@gagefarris]

CreativeCrepeOwO AAAAAAAAAAAA- *This is perfect*

[@Tha-mountain]

effective

[@PrinsaVossum]

That assassin is the ES version of Deadpool.

[@faddishname2287]

Kubo Edgeworth I kinda thought frisk from if undertale was realistic would be this guy but deadpool also sounds like a good idea

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206]

@@faddishname2287 Who's Frisk?

[@waffleswuh5216]

Who’s frisk

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206]

@@waffleswuh5216 Yea who's frisk??

[@foquitajeej2399]

@@RatBagger Frisk is legit stupid Imagine trusting alphys

[@iPhoneeditor]

"If you made the right noise loud enough could you make a person SHIT THEIR WHOLE SELVES?!" 😂

[@raven7414]

I am in love with Bites, omg.

[@finder1691]

Please do more of "... for the Dark BrotherHood" , i can't stop watching and laugh to dead XD

[@volume354]

Mr. Meeseeks Traveling for the dark brotherhood perhaps?

[@kmca1495]

Finder69 smart Ass

[@MattieSheldonTheYoutuber]

Inspector Javert that wouldn’t really work. All the sound clips are taken from Bruiser and there isn’t an episode relating to music.

[@rence234]

I can't wait for baking for the dark brotherhood

[@justyourfriendlyneighbourh3260]

Holiday for the dark brotherhood as well!

[@KingOfElectricNinjas]

I'm sure any librarian would be all too familiar as to what books can cause serious injury when falling from the top shelf.

[@kmca1495]

KingOfElectricNinjas some of them are huge

[@JohnSmith-gl5mh]

An assassin who beats people to death with books, I've heard it all now.

[@mrx4022]

Urag, the only mortal with a large enough pair to tell an all powerful, immortal Daedric Prince of Oblivion to go away. *Such braveries*

[@Valnanailo]

don't know why this is my favorite assassin in anything, but he is, of all time

[@Valnanailo]

@Sorenova can you show a tutorial on how to make Bites? I'd be very interested

[@Andyjoe522]

Agreed. I've never done the Dark Brotherhood quest line, but I'd definitely do a playthrough based around it if I could play as Bites.

[@VincentKimihiro]

I wonder if BITES will ever kill that woman..

[@sansleskele7762]

Vincent Kimihiro plot twist: That woman was already dead when Bites came in.

[@JustonBibero]

nice

[@jethroemmett4176]

nice

[@skeletor6874]

nice

[@kerkezpavle]

nice

[@swiggityswooty2399]

nice.

[@bobthedestroyer6205]

nice

[@armanhammer]

I like how he isn't even phased by those questions. Like, he's been asked them a hundred times by the other wizards in the college.

[@frostfrog6393]

could it kill a pet?

[@777JAYLEE777]

a person sized pet?

[@golden6743]

a fifty year-old person sized pet?

[@N8man42]

Best comment chain ever XD

[@A_annoying_rodent]

a fifty year old women who looks like this *shows contract for bitchy bitchbryer*

[@eravaash]

Can it kill a *FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR* sized pet?

[@sweetroll9139]

urag has to deal with this everyday.....

[@farribastarfyre]

Hermaeus Mora: "Go now, or abandon all hope of seeing the sun again." Urag: "You stop that."

[@AidanDaGreat]

"IF YOU MADE THE RIGHT NOISE LOUD ENOUGH COULD YOU MAKE A PERSON SHIT THEIR WHOLE SELVES?" "Are you looking for any specific volumes?" Absolute golden wordplay.

[@ohigetjokes]

Okay. I've found my new favorite channel. God damn.

[@oxxymoxie]

0:13 "Poison and how to assist the community (NOT KILL!!!)" *by definitely not a murderer* " Hmm seems legit

[@johnny4571]

never stop these.. jesus Christ

[@jasperlarkin6586]

he sure doesnt like maven blackbriar

[@milesedgeworth3667]

well his contract is to kill her,but he has poor stealth skills,so he needs to use a poison to avoid getting caught by one of the 5 most dangerous people in skyrim and they're ally's

[@jasperlarkin6586]

Seymour Natus I was referring to the fact that maven is a little bitch and everyone hates her but that works too

[@rosenrot234]

Weird I like Maven

[@stragescaelum1342]

Who does?

[@franpe6522]

@@sonikkuruzu you cant kill her without mods? Wasted opportunity.

[@Corthmic]

Please do more with this character, these are great.

[@aprilmead869]

Omg step three of the book was amazing. "Step 3 Congratsutiolstions...You have concocted the most dangerous poison known to exist use it on a real bastard who deserves it" Look when it contains the baby tears of Lars Battle-Born you can expect results :D

[@smarthinus3286]

So Urag keeps a portal to oblivion in his desk drawer? Well, now we know where he got all those fucking books

[@WanderSeth]

Poison and how to Assist the Community (NOT KILL!!!) by definitely not a murderer. "the first step to any murder is have fun and be yourself." - Sorenova yonks ago some bloke said something likei: "ohh i wish i coulfd kill someone without actyally havinf to be in the room, oh what a fucknig bother it is, with all the sneakying and stabbign and stuff. i just cant be arsed. IF ONLY THERE WERE A WAY 2 KILL SOMEONE WITHOUTG TOUCHGIN THEM!!!!>>?????" well loook NOOOO further freind...... i ahve hte answer. STEP 1: OK SO U GET LIEK 1 CRUNCHLED UP NIGHTSHADE LEAF OR SOME SHIT ADN MIX IT IN WITH SOME BEE PISS STEP 2: LEAVE IT IN THE LIGHT OF THE FULL MOON FOR 12 HOURS EXACTLY STEP 3: WHEN IT HAS GONE A LITTLE CRUSTY AT THE TOP IT IS NOW TIME TO PUNN PUNCH LARS BATTLE-BORN TO MAKE HIM CRY. STEP 4: COLLECT HIS BABY TEARS INTO UR PHIAL, YOUR CONCOCTION WILL NOW TURN BLACK WITH THE TEARS OF THE INNOCENT STEP 5: CONGRATSUTIOLATIONS..... YOU HAVE CONCOCTED THE MOST DANGEROUS POISON KNOWN TO EXIST. USE IT ON A REAL BASTARD WHO DESERVES IT.

[@ExilePrincess03]

Myraseth Oh my god xD

[@gageniedert4344]

Evelyn Brooks the last flip was showing an in game book I think I have read it a restoration skill book called the exodus

[@bongoman6362]

you know a how to murder book is good when the first step involves bee piss

[@AspenBrightsoul]

"Could you read them poetry till they cried to death?!" We have a whole section on Vogon poetry.

[@valerian9887]

"If you made the right noise loud enough could you make a person SHIT THEIR WHOLE SELVES????" I love you Sorenova

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

“Are you looking for any specific volumes” I love how this implies there are mutable novels dedicated to making some ones bowels release against their will

[@raziel6304]

0:55 as a matter of fact... yes. Its called "the Arcturian Heresy" ingame.

[@yamimari5607]

I’m just loving everything that is transpiring here. It’s just absolutely beautiful

[@MarsuveezBlack]

"KILL HER" best bounty description ever.

[@powerthunfischdesdonners3086]

tobe honest, most people would do it for free anyways in skyrim

[@TinsYouTrimble]

This and Shopping for the Dark Brotherhood are my absolute favorite videos on your channel. I can't count how many times I've watched them.

[@kai-spy4921]

Thanks to this video, I am now coming up with a Dark Brotherhood assassin who has Deadric influence in her life, but instead of fearing them (like a LOT of people in Skyrim), she just treats them like roommates.

[@2KXMKR]

"Have you got any books that make people curl up ... permanently ... *IN AGONY?* " That line still ... kills ... me

[@cheesoid6628]

yay another bruiser video bruiser best comedy thanks sorenova

[@stephaniedee6234]

This is one of my favorite videos ever. You are so talented! I’m ok with waiting forever, if I get gems like these.

[@senor_bonito]

"you know those very deep noises that make you do a shiiit" This will be, ever, the most iconic line an Argonian will speak

[@johnsmith-eo3nz]

The sequel we needed but didnt deserve

[@slowpokegamer4919]

Who is this lovely argonian assassin

[@bobmarine7392]

His name is BITES

[@Luna_Spiritus]

Bites His Tail? Is that u?

[@mewmewsasfirebell]

"If you made the right noise loud enough could you make a person SHIT. THEIR. WHOLE. SELVES!?!?!?!"

[@JonesCrimson]

The book says: Poison and how to Assist the Community (NOT KILL!!!) by definitely not a murderer "The first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself" - Sorenova Yonks ago some bloke said something likei: "Ohh i wish i coulfd kill someone without actyally havinf to be in the room, oh what a fucking bother it is, with all the sneakying and stabbign and stuff. i just can't be arsed. IF ONLY THERE WERE A WAY 2 KILL SOMEONE WITHOUTG TOUCHIGN THEM!!!!>>????" Well look NOOOO further friend...... i ahve hte answer. STEP 1: OK SO YOU GET LEIK 1 CRUNCHLED UP NIGHTSHADE LEAF OR SOME SHIT ADN MIX IT IN WITH SOME BEE PISS STEP 2: LEAVE IT IN THE LIGHT OF THE FULL MOON FOR 12 HOURS EXACTLY STEP 3: WHEN IT HAS GONE A LITTLE CRUSTY ON TOP IT IS NOW TIME TO PUNN PUNCH LARS BATTLE-BORN TO MAKE HIM CRY. STEP 4: COLLECT HIS BABY TEARS INTO YOUR PHIAL, YOUR CONCOCTION WILL NOW TURN BLACK WITH THE TEARS OF THE INNOCENT STEP 5: CONGRATSUTIOLATIONS..... YOU HAVE CONCOCTED THE MOST DANGEROUS POISON KNOWN TO EXIST. USE IT ON A REAL BASTARD WHO DESERVES IT.

[@JKOLZ.OFFICIAL]

"Like that very deep noise that makes you do a *SHIIIIIIT* "

[@KeklePop]

This is gold

[@extrajerky2940]

[1 gold added]

[@gageniedert4344]

EXTRA JERKY I have 3 million gold I'll give this guy 2 septims

[@Jairaam007]

1 like equals 1 gold septem.

[@gageniedert4344]

xivaro1 here billy have a fuck ~spiderman

[@fireblast133]

For some reason I wanna see a war hammer mod where it’s just a bunch of books strapped together with leather.

[@VeritasCalivmeir]

Fanks for the video

[@dragonmage1175]

"...that makes yew dew a sheet" I fucking lost my shit lmao

[@deuce4931]

I highly regret picking Imperial as my race, especially since I'm a stormcloak, but also because the Argonians and Kahjit are better

[@FumblsTheSniper]

Genius Galaxy brain levels of synchronization with the universe.

[@BROODxBELEG]

What self respecting library doesn't do poison? SMH

[@turtlechief2169]

Shneakman: Could you read them poetry until they cry to death? Me: Only Vogon poetry.

[@ghostsilverbean]

Sums up what it's like to work in reception pretty well.

[@SpaceAngelMewtwo]

"If you make the right noise loud enough, could you make a person SHIT THEIR WHOLE SELVES!?" "You might want to speak with the Greybeards about that."

[@aprillomat]

"I am homos mole" Thank you auto subtitles

[@sanimacailer2756]

coming straight from the "shopping for the dark brotherhood" video, the first 2 seconds already has me dying

[@RealCryptoTest]

Next... Enchanting for the Dark Brotherhood Food shopping for the Dark Brotherhood House buying for the Dark Brotherhood Or... Dungeon Crawling for the Dark Brotherhood

[@hunterroylund4842]

The assassin’s dialogue is from “Bruiser - Do You Do Poison?” for people who’d like to know.

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

Knowledge is power.

[@djsweaty2890]

I can just imagine a brotherhood member who acts like this all the time. Even in the sanctuary

[@smiley9328]

Do you have skill books? The one where you read over 50 times and realize you've already read them?

[@t3chn0dr0n3]

*"I don't wanna see you treating any of these books poorly, UNDERSTAND?"*

[@zaurhasanov5458]

This is Gold! Btw who is the voice of the dark brother?

[@Bors1240]

Commenting for notification!

[@AfterAttackTV]

when I heard his voice I assumed it was a clip from Peep Show

[@zaurhasanov5458]

Sorenova thanks for the answer, fam ;)

[@kalmyck3472]

Is that a compilation of pre-recorded voicelines, or he actually voice-acted that directly? I hope it is the second one)

[@skeletor6874]

It would be the former.

[@NyarlathotepCrawlingChaos]

As an Argonian player, the only thing missing from this is him riding a unicorn into battle while rainbows and rain of blood follow behind him.

[@chompythebeast]

Damn this is really good content, glad you started posting again and woke up the YT algorithm so that it'd find me

[@taxllax2104]

I like new vegas

[@Newage416]

And thats why the Dragonborn doesnt have a voice beyond their Shouts

[@chris.yfm0073]

0:46 made me laugh so hard

[@LewysC]

I love it when I find an even better version of an already perfect video XD

[@TheVeryAngryShrimp]

I love this fucking Argonian.

[@LY2030.]

We need to see more of him lol

[@christopherhall5361]

"Murder for Fun and Profit" sounds like the Ferengi made it to the Dark Brotherhood

[@Anonymous8830]

finally someone who made old Mora his bitch

[@newtthetrashman721]

"LIKE THAT VERY DEEP NOISE THAT MAKES YOU DO A SSSHHHEEEIIITTT?"

[@CertifiedGhoul]

FANKS

[@AdrianHereToHelp]

You have no idea how much I would love you publishing presets of some of your characters they are beautiful.

[@squid1088]

"could you read them poetry until they cry to death"