Reading My Girlfriend Applications (I'm Serious)

[@FirechillStudios]

"So how did you two meet?" "Uh..."

[@redox6548]

It's complicated 😂

[@pandas4020]

"So how did you two meet?" "uh... ITS DIO!"

[@fadyali7023]

I won in a battle royale against 3,300 other people

[@goingtotahiti]

I met my crush on an anime roleplaying page sooo 😂😂

[@wintern3443]

Kid "So how did you two meet?" Dad "Through the Roleplay Amino... wait, forget that." Later on in life: Kid "Mommy what's the Roleplay Amino?" Mum "Umm. A place for weirdos i guess?" Kid "You're a weirdo?" Mum "Pfft.. NO?!"

[@CDawgVA]

3,300 applicants in a day yet I swear to you I cannot get a match on tinder.

[@alexxxanonymous8575]

CDawgVA , For what it's worth, i would gladly date you. And, I'm 31 years old

[@redmood8864]

CDawgVA welcome to the club 70% of weeb don’t get girlfriends

[@oikavvva]

CDawgVA lmao have fun with those applicants

[@olive_garden8718]

It's just not showing you the right people.

[@save50ormoreongeico84]

yOu KnOw YoUve GoT tHaT tHiNg ThAt MaKeS tHe GirLs AlL sWiNg

[@willowlily1822]

I expect girlfriend applications to be a thing some rich dude does, not a guy who reads yaoi to Kermit for a living.

[@ILoveYou-bv7mf]

😂😂

[@garnetvalkyrie666]

Lmao

[@LaeLiHeart]

njomg we missed the chance to make an application as kermit xD

[@aestheticallysaturn2965]

Honestly it sounds like something I would do

[@goingtotahiti]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sleepypotato6495]

"why do you want to be my partner" "I have bad taste"

[@AlphaTengua]

poor cdawg

[@wheww]

You gotta give Claire (dead bird girl) another chance, she's a hell of a catch! She's at least great friend material

[@Maker0824]

@@wheww why did you copy and paste a different comment, it’s right but why?

[@Stynkrat]

I guess you could say she has “Trash Taste”

[@sohamsahasrabuddhe2327]

Trash taste

[@matthewsvoth9181]

Bird girl was clearly taken out for being overqualified. God that is so cute.

[@wintern3443]

What's cute is us. Alone. Forever. Without. Good Qualities.

[@T445-j5c]

Three likes until 666 *-*

[@silviastoneheart272]

Lol she was the best

[@derpgamze7304]

True

[@andrewprahst2529]

It really was cute

[@sleepydreams9046]

Other people: *fall in love normally* CDawgVA: Here, sign those papers-

[@ciatagni1345]

Ok but like. I'm down to find someone that way. It would be so much easier than all that awkward shit.

[@jamestomato1744]

Watch out for that fine print!

[@Lea-dd6gq]

Why does this sound like the start of a bad twilight fanfiction that somehow is about bdsm?!

[@jamestomato1744]

@@Lea-dd6gq Fifty Shades of CDwagVA?

[@rennXenn]

Anime mausi My cousin when she tries to get her green card👀

[@VINOS234]

In 1 day he got 3.3k girlfriend applications What an absolute chad

[@awesomestuff9715]

meanwhile im trying but still single

[@dogeofdojima3813]

And in 7 hours you got 1.2k likes

[@wintern3443]

And i sir, sha'll give you 3.31k DAMPplications. Heh.

[@motionwindart]

hahahahaha

[@jazzburrell8870]

4 years and I haven’t made eye contact with a woman

[@existingdark]

Cheeks gotta be clapped. That person is a true legend.

[@ParakeetDSi]

Who is that btw?

[@penpeen2185]

@@ParakeetDSi Me 😁

[@doubleaabattery7562]

@@penpeen2185 prove it-

[@penpeen2185]

@@doubleaabattery7562 Show me your cheeks

[@doubleaabattery7562]

@@penpeen2185 ok never mind-

[@vincenttran5268]

Dead bird girl actually sounds like a huge catch. Missed opportunity, my guy. lol

[@momome0341]

Vincent Tran awww, thank uuuu!!💕💕💕

[@BothHands1]

Fritz McKenzie Totally agree, that was the best part of the show

[@BothHands1]

Fritz McKenzie I dated a girl who would collect roadkill and use bleach to clean the bones and display them. Had bird and squirrel skulls all over her nightstand. She was crazy, but also the most fun person I've ever known lol Never a dull moment

[@Nell-r0se]

Dead bird girl is best waifu

[@toophoot2757]

@@momome0341 wait are you the dead bird girl?

[@maya_molina]

“I’m sorry” “Wh- Why are YOU sorry” “oh because I have such a great personality”

[@HP12364]

Vibes!! Lmaoooo I mean he did say to flex on him. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@astrolatte_]

That was an amazing power move.

[@rosiesilk2218]

@@HP12364 he did say to lol

[@unrielistic]

that was the absolute best girl there

[@akiramakara2062]

My boy just missed out on wifey material

[@andreahueck6207]

"Sometimes those cheeks just need to be clapped man."

[@akki_otaku650]

I cackled at that application and this comment.

[@IZeroArtZ-gm4yd]

I was like ooooh what a woman😲😂

[@SuikaKiyou]

I screamed a high pitch sound during this

[@juand.cardenas9800]

I am upset this quote hasnt made it on a shirt

[@dbossstha]

i am laughing so hard at that application, especially after the call, i think the whole town has woken up,

[@bigseandawg1896]

The cheek clapping girl literally no joke was rolling on my bed out of laughter

[@nou2500]

Did she clap your cheeks after?

[@doc368]

We need to know

[@LemonErky]

I know it's been 11 months but we need to know if dem cheeks got clapped by the professional cheeks clapper.

[@fairyfellerr2322]

I love how Connor put ‘I’m serious’ in his title cuz no one believes him anymore 😂

[@kablanq4673]

MetaGirl lol

[@jbark678]

"I disapprove of your hobby." "Thank you!" 😊

[@liana5705]

goddammit she was funny af

[@enderscythe]

I love that woman so much we have so much in common

[@LucifersPride6]

Enderscythe i do u know her? if u don’t, i’d suggest a therapist, please

[@Shura31412]

@@LucifersPride6 I second that. Therepist asap

[@sable7687]

@@enderscythe agreed

[@RetroYusuf]

"What is your name" *"whatever you want daddy"* 😂

[@livedandletdie]

It's about as good as.. Me: Do you want to play the rape game? You: No! Me: That's the spirit...

[@sugarpop8991]

@@livedandletdie wow a Hellsing fan, you like Hellsing too. Is the Major your favorite character?

[@CatLadyNatalie]

When I was younger I literally thought this was how people got girlfriends.

[@wealllovemia]

Natalie Heald lmao

[@empanada2019]

I don’t blame you

[@sofiipote7]

when I was a child I thought starting a relationship had to be impossible: how do you really know the other person likes you before making a move? Also, even if they admitted they liked you, what if after you admitted it back they said "oh it was a joke, I never liked you!"? This was something that actually worried me a lot. My mind was already ruined by stupid love story tropes.

[@erikt3162]

Nope only in Japan but it’s for marriage application or interview kinda old fashioned

[@ffls2706]

@@sofiipote7 im 20 and I still thought it was like that, if it isn't like that could you explain how it actually is ?

[@mikanmandarin]

The Bachelor: KZbin Edition

[@no-vw9ib]

Hi mikan such i big fan!!!

[@dankykaminari2259]

Oh my gash hello Mikan-son! (COUgh sorry for the Son I’m Lionish.)

[@glazeddonuts1715]

Omg 😲. Hi Mikan😊 I'm one of your subscribers. In love your videos❤😁. (I'm a girl btw)

[@applepiss1969]

Woah, didn't expect you here! Hello! 😊

[@adrammelech6323]

He just needs to go on Rajjchelar and get roasted by Minx and pick QTCinderella who'll pick host and humiliate him.

[@zebbo]

Dead bird girl was a CATCH man!!!!!! A catch!! Just like how her cat caught those birds-

[@momome0341]

Zeblezz lolololol

[@xxdarkyanxx7932]

If you forget about the dead birds looking straight into your soul, her personality and replies were so good I almost wanted to hear more.

[@Linda-ff9ny]

XxDarkyanxX bro the dead birds are the best part tho! I can tell u from experience, that collecting weird stuff is amazing and so much fun!

[@xxdarkyanxx7932]

@@Linda-ff9ny I'm 50-50 on that. Like, it sounds morbid, but at the same time it sounds like you're not a boring person in life so I'd be up to overlook it and see what happens

[@zebbo]

All jokes aside, she really seemed pretty cool and chill!! She was super fun to hear from!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Over 3,000 females have a good taste in voice actors.

[@Jojo-lr5yc]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache naah there were some guys too who loved that yaoi stuff

[@its_just_seb]

@@Jojo-lr5yc and nonbinaries, like me

[@PACKERMAN2077]

@@its_just_seb so you're basically like Pluto if it were to somehow multiply its inertia and reconnect with its separate symbiotic rotational half?

[@nocontenthere1829]

Dude you’re everywhere

[@aprilshowers7815]

I tell you it's teleportation

[@jackjohnson8055]

This is just 19 minutes 15 seconds of Connor boosting his self-esteem.

[@alicep5718]

Girlfriend aplication: "You have passed!" 13 y/o girl: * smug face *

[@xx-_-xx7124]

That's me, except that i'm a 15 y/o boy xD

[@Iggarashi]

Fbi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@alicep5718]

@@xx-_-xx7124 That's even better!!!

[@sketchmasterson1203]

Damn it, Connor! That dead bird girl could have been your soulmate!

[@seryip]

No words could explain my jealousy when he rejected her: (

[@sketchmasterson1203]

@@seryip Jealous by a rejection? Peculiar!

[@teflonhammer3465]

I was definitely down on bird girl's vibe

[@sketchmasterson1203]

@@teflonhammer3465 Hm... Connor x Dead Bird Girl is the new OTP. Let's ship it intensely.

[@I8ALLYOURBACON]

Dead Bird Girl is best girl

[@felixhenson9926]

"I disapprove of your hobby" "THANK YOU"

[@okamikashikoi4738]

Dead bird girl would have been my winner. I dont think I've ever laughed so hard.

[@cielphantomhive4510]

My IQ is over 200 so I don’t fall for these feeble tricks that common people fall for.

[@GrøundZərø]

Hello

[@mika2832]

Ciel Phantomhive Why do i always find the wrong fandom

[@Cmon_bro12]

You must watch rick and morty

[@cielphantomhive4510]

rawr xd I actually do watch Rick & Morty. 😂

[@essennagerry]

@@Cmon_bro12 love your username uwu

[@mikadotakimura]

Claire was my favorite. Put her through the interview! You said you’d put her in if she sent the pics.

[@momome0341]

Mikado yes!yes!yes!!

[@josephinelaw1332]

aGREEE

[@Eggsther]

Yaaaaaaaz

[@siren239]

I also agree!

[@ironheart1923]

Yes!!! Vote OP up!!

[@Vaennylla]

"I can watch porn for 9 hours straight." A man of culture, this person is.

[@huhulili9021]

Pffft 9 hours

[@brooklynlopez3562]

Read this as it happened

[@HiHi-tg7rh]

Talking like Yoda, this man is.

[@dsend_]

@@HiHi-tg7rh overdose on ketamine, I must

[@xx-_-xx7124]

Gross xD

[@crimsonsolaris2140]

*Connor, even we know you missed it when you rejected Bird Girl.*

[@maskedsinger8337]

When Connor scrolled through the applications and the qualities that the potential girlfriends possessed I saw someone write, "I have a penis." I'm not saying Connor should choose them, but he should absolutely choose them.

[@NewtonSparetire]

Catherine full body😅

[@randommcman4212]

Secretly you

[@maskedsinger8337]

@@randommcman4212 Nah, I wouldn't be able to get pass the Tik Tok question.

[@SmooshGoo]

Forget girlfriend this is wife material.

[@lemonhtml]

Ngl I think the bird girl was a keeper. Plus cremation is the same as just keeping people in a jar once someone dies

[@draconshot928]

Same plus he did ask for the pics

[@Jsizzlet]

This is true but it went off the rails real quick there when he asked that question. The video was worth watching for her alone.

[@Kosmic_fire]

Watch CDawg actually get a girlfriend from this video series

[@shortkawaiianimator3681]

Plot twist he's gonna get a trap

[@BurittoSandwich]

It has to be dead bird girl

[@ILoveYou-bv7mf]

@@shortkawaiianimator3681 I wish for a trap, they're so cute~ 😍

[@sunnyy4060]

Boyfriend*

[@livedandletdie]

I mean if I had entered that stupid application, then there would been a chance for a trap... however, I do think Connor deserves someone with better teeth than me, I make the Brits look like they actually take care of their teeth. I'm the perfect human being except for my really really really poor teeth. I'm just glad that I'm rich enough to buy new ones whenever I want...

[@shaneetsitty9573]

Connor: "send pic of dead bird" *she sends pic* Connor: WTF

[@idkarl3364]

*"Sometimes those cheeks need to be clapped, man."*

[@gaytuna4102]

I read this as it came up in the video. 😂

[@dragonsinneedofcoffee104]

The pfp combined with the comment - I can't!! 😂

[@ImpulsivelyBree]

@@gaytuna4102 Same XD

[@nintendork9207]

"I dunno about that..."

[@corvid6923]

BakuDeku Madlad Get dat ship out of my face please

[@riceseed]

Connor I’m highly concerned about your mental health

[@BothHands1]

We all are

[@sophia2664]

Who wouldn't be?

[@CrazyNelsonSisters]

I leave twitter for 2 minutes. Idk if I should scold him or hug him.

[@user-th8uf6tx3m]

I was the 666th like...

[@CrazyNelsonSisters]

@@user-th8uf6tx3m hello satan.

[@i.hate.everything.]

The "dead bird girl" is a catch, Connor. Give her another chance

[@lastmanstanding7155]

Claire Gang must rise up

[@Sloudy]

I love she, cuz is sincere xD

[@Ngw8888]

Hmu claire im so deprived of love ; - ;

[@MILOPETIT]

Litteraly so nice she won't throw away the corpses her cat gives her

[@papadoomguy7412]

Are you her in disguise..?

[@babygreenwitch2462]

“But why are you sorry” “Oh cause im such an amazing person”

[@_Toyis]

conner:Show pic or it didn't happen. her: *Shows pic* conner: *suprised pikachu face*

[@momome0341]

Toya Sr Lololol he told me he wasn’t expecting pics🤣

[@Lascupa0788]

@@momome0341 Are there any other pictures around haha? Like do you have an instagram or any of that jazz?

[@momome0341]

Lascupa0788 I have an Instagram, but I don’t post my birbs on it😞😞 @momome03

[@jonkeathegamer]

@@momome0341 My cat fights anything. Who do you think would win in a fight? Your bird killer or my Hunter? (His name) [BTW, this is a joke. Just thought I'd make that clear for anyone who would assume I'm some heartless guy who watches animals fight like Ash Ketchum]

[@adamwestphd8190]

I legit thought dead bird girl was going to say "That's too bad, I was looking forward to putting you in a jar."

[@lukeattheocean]

Underated. Up top you gooo

[@jasonours6957]

Oof

[@fabianvarli2331]

same

[@tekikato-sama5487]

Yea

[@cherryt8222]

Yeah That's what I thought.

[@mrs.kirstein3665]

I volunteer as tribute to be your significant other, Connor.

[@icantfinddory7901]

I agree, for thou is the perfect match for dear Connor.

[@Tigermanprevatt4498]

The H is silent

[@keiji_fiji9954]

Your right..connor needs JESUS in his life lol

[@CDawgVA]

Well Jesus hello

[@PACKERMAN2077]

@@CDawgVA he has come to fill you with his love. _Will you open your door for him to enter?_

[@Password.70]

Her: "My cat brings them to me" Him: "What? Do you keep them as trophies" Her: "Yeah, it's cute!"

[@cobalt2489]

Understandable, have a nice day

[@Saraah_cha]

“You seem to have a fascination on, uh, clapping them cheeks, am I correct?” “Yes chef”

[@CAMnami]

I mean my parents put my art on display, bird girl was just doing the same for her cat

[@argir5849]

Lucky, you...

[@wcskeleton1388]

Did you have humans you caught preserved in a jar?

[@Cudgeon]

@@wcskeleton1388 No, he butchered actual artwork, like any kid.

[@devinmaher328]

Her voice hit tho

[@leowzhilin]

So what u're saying is, your art is equivalent to dead birds?

[@yuirick]

"I can be too sexy for my own good" Me when job interviewer asks for flaws

[@jaltersimp9639]

"I'm so sorry" "Why are you sorry" "oh because I'm an amazing person" that shit killed me

[@nessa4132]

Bruhhh the Dio applicant had me rolling! These were fantastic...im in tearsXD

[@Funcijej]

Roadrolling?

[@nessa4132]

@@Funcijej I missed my chance but yes ROADROLLING lol

[@souptheirl1482]

Sameeeeeee

[@weedgoofy4323]

You expected a girlfriend application but it was me Dio

[@souptheirl1482]

@@weedgoofy4323 that's my line

[@LionEl_Jonson]

“Why are you sorry??” “Well because I’m an amazing person” Absolute mad lad right there

[@ninjahunterx7497]

Because I'm a amazing person lol, I like her humor.

[@ewe8929]

Smooth

[@idkarl3364]

*"What's the word for yes in Italian?"* *" S Í "*

[@VixieTSQ]

How does multiple of your comments have like above 100 likes

[@각논압베가일]

"Aw, I don't think being chubby's a flaw.." Can we just- We stan a true legend. We needs us more mans like this

[@CocoForBird]

Yeah, I don’t understand why more people aren’t talking about this!! I guess everyone is distracted by the bird girl.

[@shino4242]

@@CocoForBird To be fair, dead bird girl IS pretty damn distracting.

[@canti7951]

True. Being obese is.

[@thechainwarden]

@@canti7951 No that ain't either. Not at least trying to do something about it is the only flaw.

[@canti7951]

@@thechainwarden Why would you do something about it of you don't see it as a flaw? Not that having flaws is bad though, it's essential in being a human.

[@mrj5256]

Claire is my absolute favorite... That Narcissism at the end of the call.. "Why are you sorry?" "Because I'm such an amazing person." 10/10

[@jonathanjoestar6616]

If i was actually as fortunate as this dude I would actually take her.

[@salvadortoscano2534]

@@claudiolluberes111 Same xD

[@allmightycheesewizard]

@@jonathanjoestar6616 Me too actually, if it where collecting random bird corpses, I would disapprove, but that way, I can actually relate and she´s cute, I think and it looks like she got good humor.

[@boopeimi8921]

I want to be friends with that girl with the dead birds. She is a godsend.

[@leonpolic2112]

Get. Help.

[@szymonkociszewski814]

@@leonpolic2112 dud

[@szymonkociszewski814]

@@leonpolic2112 say sike rn

[@momome0341]

💕💕💕

[@BothHands1]

She was my favorite!!! I dated a girl once who was into taxidermy, and she had a lot of dead animal bones on display. She would get roadkill and stick it in a bucket of bleach until all the meat fell off the bones. Her bird skull was her personal favorite. Crazy people have way more fun than sane people. There was _never_ a dull moment. If dead bird girl is also into girls, hmu 😉 I'm kidding of course, but really, she sounds really cool :)

[@ballfart6990]

Idiots: “complete” Connor, an intellectual: “comfortable” 13:29

[@l._.l07]

XDD

[@aliciasama8219]

I was literally the idiot, hi hello 🤠

[@bearnovacosplay9465]

"You keep decapitated birds in jars?" "They're already dead!!" 😂

[@siringc]

I don't know about you, but I'm thinking Dio's application was pretty convincing..

[@bokkbokkie]

I agree.

[@YUKKO0110]

The TGK yep

[@synchrolord]

He can't be doing poshi dirty like that

[@justgeneric2876]

I mean its Dio? How is that not enough. Too high standards.

[@AronSpleter]

Hah I'm 689 comment xd

[@RaeMiiDoe]

"in one sentence..." *Proceeds to write the longest run-on sentence in history* 😂

[@SupaDanteX]

A run on sentence, while grammatically poor, is still a sentence. That person is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

[@RaeMiiDoe]

@@SupaDanteX Definitely! I would've gone for a run on for sure 😂

[@D1sc0rd-]

_Im an aspiring author_ _I truly appreciate you and I think we would be great together plus Im fantastic at sex but we could also have deep conversations at any time since we have so much in common_

[@SuperAgentGauge]

You can write a sentence that goes on for pages without it being a run on. A run on is a sentence that uses incorrect punctuation, not necessarily being a long sentence.

[@tylerjackson8318]

I’m pretty sure that I ended up making a sentence that was a little over a page long during a colon and semicolon unit in English class at one point.

[@bee_bch]

Connor we already know you’re in a serious relationship with anything and everything BL related, stop trying to hide it

[@sluck7511]

Yasssss that's what I thought to myself when I saw the title.

[@melted_pistons]

15:53 “I do like short girls I do, I do.” Sometimes the story just writes itself

[@coolskeleton2767]

life

[@ryleighgray914]

No one would send applications to be my girlfriend 😔👊

[@theshyguy1580]

(Cue sad violin)

[@clobobrizzy8341]

Send me the link to put it in 😊

[@Galaord]

@@clobobrizzy8341 You are way too desperate.

[@RuneTacticss]

Mood

[@PACKERMAN2077]

Plays _In the Arms of an Angel_

[@KyoKatTheCookie23]

13:35 That one application felt so genuine. I loved it so much, It felt all cute and embarrassing, like I was over hearing a love confession.

[@someonewithtime5742]

This was my favorite, so wholesome!

[@irekobayashi6893]

Same!!!

[@irekobayashi6893]

It also touch me that he said that being chubby is not a flaw because I used to be really fat....now I'm not as fat but I'm still chubby 😅

[@kirbandabirb342]

Me: Worried Connor: *I pRoMiSe ThIs TiTlE iSnT aS wIeRd As It SeEmS*

[@miratparmar6779]

8:13 "I have bad taste" That line killed me.

[@PortgasDAce-wt2qu]

Imagine if it said trash taste instead XD

[@Eva-en8vt]

"Do you have any talents?" - Cosplay. "Links?" - *Links to my TikTok*

[@dr.trojan1492]

😂😂 the girl with the dead birds makes me laugh...😂 I fucking love that it made my day

[@shu9837]

Troy Kempski yeah

[@chairjuju2243]

Evan: *roasts connor and tells him that no one likes him* Connor: Literally gets over 3,300 girlfriend applicants

[@angyaloevera]

...... dayum im not sure what ur talking abt but if its what im thinking then welp

[@eurusblue2022]

Vera Nguyen I was thinking of Dear Evan Hansen....

[@angyaloevera]

@@eurusblue2022 GAH I KNEW IT WYASS its good to meet a fellow theatre fan everywhere :D and poor evan XD he had no gf applicants at all

[@maestrofeli4259]

"I'm sorry" "why are you sorry" "I'm sorry for you because I an amazing person"

[@perfectblueeeee]

"Aww, I don't think being chubby is a flaw" *-Conner, 2019*

[@LovelyKennedi]

Isabelle This helped my insecurities so much omg

[@orlando780]

Being fat ain’t a flaw, being unhealthy is. Eat your veggies, say “no” to diabetes, and sumo wrestle people who make fun of your weight off a cliff. The words I live by.

[@TheStaniG]

Chubby is modern day speak for overweight. Its never failed me.... EVER. Normally chubby girls are fine tho.

[@edmardisla8492]

Godzilla is chubby, so yeah.

[@icanexplain5974]

This made my day because I am like really overweight so I cried a little

[@jftanukich.3981]

"dead bird girl" she feels like one of those yandere waifu girls

[@waifa1394]

Or a gwess girl

[@BrocksJellyFilledDoughnuts]

She reminds me of Toga (from bnha).

[@fbgiudsbd5590]

Fr tho........💘💕💝

[@tomw6795]

The best part was the dry „aww that’s too bad. I’m sry“

[@gammaray3694]

Yo I thought the same thing. That "sorry" told me everything I needed to know.

[@Cloudkillsgaming]

I think dead bird girl should be given a nother chance she was Hella cute

[@chaitalighosh1759]

You are as weird as her.

[@pseudonym8667]

@@chaitalighosh1759 Better than boring though, right?

[@timothybarrett7626]

he really fucked up not picking obvious best girl

[@vitobru8361]

she was pretty cute tho

[@rekaramu483]

I agree

[@altercard5389]

To be fair, dead bird girl's hobby reminds me of how scientists keep specimens preserved in jars.

[@BuLLeTx96]

Ngl, that dead bird gal, even tho potentially crazy person, kinda cute. Prolly crazy. Still cute.

[@lucca3084]

Yandere style... I'm not into that

[@blacktiger796]

you seen Mirai Nikki??? that's some high tier waifu material my guy

[@icepenguin7278]

Haltia what about a trap that’s a yandere?

[@TJToons]

I actually reaaalllyyy enjoyed this, and can't wait for the next video haha

[@CDawgVA]

Thanks man!

[@Squishymendez12]

.....ha ha ha ha

[@mcfuckinghadit5201]

Finally people get noticed for nice and wholesome comments!

[@jinniejinchimm]

Them girls that he'll call will be living the Y/N life after they get selected..

[@yumiaeonpatino1385]

When he said "....being chubby isn't a flaw" I was literally dumbfounded. Only a few men would say that. Thank you very much. Made my esteem go a little up.

[@mattbenz99]

It is well known that other women are usually more critical of a woman's looks than men. As long as a guy thinks you are a cool person, they will like you. People tend to confuse the raw sex energy of a supermodel for being something that guys want. It really isn't, guys will feel sexually attracted to them, but they don't really want a relationship with them.

[@thechainwarden]

Bullshit. As a guy I would like to say that most wouldn't have a problem with it. Do you know why I think that. Because when I look around I see plenty of older happy couples with one or both partners a tad bit on the chubby side. That just shows to me that no matter your appearance eventually everyone finds the one for them it might take some longer then others but in the end love triumphs over looks. And while it may be true that not everyone's appearance is attractive to everyone I still grantee that there is someone out there who to them you are the most beautiful sight in the whole world. You just got to keep looking.

[@tomakapec1909]

@@mattbenz99 sir this, being chubby is fine(if you thicc) then it is even better. But being fat or obese is, and the problem isn't the looks, but that you won't change

[@octobomb]

Men don't really care. Confident and Funny girls are it!

[@TheeEnglishLesbian]

mattbenz99 [Canadian Gambit] not really, women are always about body positive and supporting other women. Only men have ever made fun of my body

[@the_storyteller_1431]

Dude, you're missing out on the girl with the dead birds, definitely at least friend material.

[@MT-guns]

You gotta give Claire (dead bird girl) another chance, she's a hell of a catch! She's at least great friend material

[@tiffy_loves]

For real!

[@tincondra4307]

Hahaha catch. I get it. Like her cat caught the dead birds.

[@timjennings4342]

Yeah if you want to catch the business end of a knife

[@walkingroninyes6258]

Claire from domic

[@watercrackersandwaferthinh601]

Ok Claire

[@bunnigotlost4526]

Claire: “I collect dead birds” Me on discord: “Hey wanna eat my vegetables with me?” “They’re fresh from the hospital”

[@ohheyiexist737]

But she has a physical collection. But also n i c e

[@chdachmen3274]

Congrats Sir/Madam! You have made me laugh!

[@moss6771]

But I do collect dead birds

[@bunnigotlost4526]

Claire unicorns sorry if it offended you I didn’t mean to I just wanted to be funny (also I don’t doubt you do)

[@KenKanekiHaiseSasaki]

@@moss6771 yo are you seriously the Claire from the vid 😹

[@c0d3w4rri0r]

The irony now is if he did this now it would just be full of people pretending to be iron mouse.

[@mr.s5165]

Yeah, that's facts. It's also kind of sad, isnt it?

[@faith9196]

Dead bird girl is actually such a cutie, maybe a little weird but adorable nonetheless😂

[@canti7951]

*inhales* SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMPPPPPP

[@Bandit473]

@@canti7951 GOT EM!

[@gagexw]

Dead bird girl is best girl

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

Yep, until you end up headless and inside a jar.

[@DuyNguyen-nb3jj]

Yanderes

[@hollycompton1903]

Connor, I would apply to be your therapist at this point. *You need help.* ( I still love your content, it's just this is a bit overboard. )

[@kingJinghe]

15:06 Conner: "I disaprove of your hobby. Let me just say that." Fan: "Thank you!" Conner: "What? No! That's not a compliment!!" TSUNDERE CONNER 😂😂

[@wishingflowers7366]

UwU

[@waifa1394]

That’s not tsundere Jotaro, that’s just disagreeing

[@rexysmile]

@@waifa1394 tell that to the 658 people who liked that comment

[@Shura31412]

Scared Connor

[@westonrekz1634]

1.5k idiots. That’s litterally now what a tsundere is

[@mokongthe3856]

I think there's a two winner on this one. "The dead bird girl, The cheek clappers."

[@angellv3336]

U should choose Dio. That's it. U don't need nobody else. Edit: I didn't think I'd get that far O-O. Thnx for the likes.

[@SC-cx9ti]

Anybody else?

[@theredtechengineer1480]

kono dio da

[@distortionbox8141]

Dang, I'm 17. dude, I was so close to finding another love interest to reject me

[@jvan9581]

Hands down one of the best comments so far 👏👏

[@garnetvalkyrie666]

I feel your pain, though I am taken

[@OddZodd]

Oof. Yea I get this.

[@flamingogh_]

I have five more days and then I'm legal. Of course, I'm a lesbian, but it still sucks.

[@OddZodd]

@@flamingogh_ I have 2 months

[@murasakiusagi5124]

Be careful dude *don't let them have you for your cheeks*

[@6Hell6oopz6]

Dead bird girl, if You're reading this, I think that's cute You respect Your cat's gifts. At least one human being can apreciate our love. You are great.

[@nekomeike8696]

The girl who collects dead birds from her cat is my new idol

[@keiji_fiji9954]

Subsribers:CDAWAGVA HAS A GIRLFRIEND!? Me: he does now..about 3,354 of em

[@NobaBoba_]

LARGE BAGUETTE LAFAYETTE :3 Hamilton fan and a weeb with good taste in voice actors I see your a man of culture

[@keiji_fiji9954]

@@NobaBoba_ why yes..yes I am lol. But I am a WOMAN~ of culture lol. You seem to be a woman of culture yourself. Tou have fine taste too

[@toxicsugarart2103]

HAREM TIME

[@keiji_fiji9954]

@@toxicsugarart2103 YAY

[@ayanochan4827]

LARGE BAGUETTE LAFAYETTE :3 Your username Omg yessss

[@themindlessotaku2179]

"I don't appreciate liars" I'll have you know good sir, it was in Duel Links. And it was the tutorial.

[@DarkestVampire92]

"I'm accepting Girlfriend applications" *gets 3000 responses* *In the end, a year later he's engaged with a tiny, loud puerto rican mouse he didn't ask for and didn't want*

[@buch3526]

Who wouldn't want a Tungsten rat

[@kaukospots]

You could say she had an iron clad application

[@lucylucyinred]

Actually on second thought can you send that dead bird girl my way? She sounds really cool

[@arvi4638]

imagine having your kids asking you how you met your wife and you'll have to explain why tf you had her fill out an application

[@Ghost-zj2bc]

the bird girl??? so cute??? like yes i would love to collect dead birds with you

[@polarisation]

Hey! With me, we can collect dead bodies

[@killedeadying6446]

Connor : having tons of self-esteem since there are *3000* applications ???: *I have bad taste* Self-esteem:

[@Gemstones1000]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yourfayevorite1189]

I really hope he actually gets someone out of this. it'd be hilarious lol

[@mayaatkins8051]

yourfayevorite honestly

[@chatterbox1078]

They should get married.

[@user-bs1yz1di9h]

“and that was how i met your mother”

[@yourfayevorite1189]

@@user-bs1yz1di9h lmaooo

[@RaeMiiDoe]

16:06 "oh I accidentally liked it... Oh she knows now." 😂😂😂

[@icanexplain5974]

When I'm stalking my crushes instagrwm

[@icanexplain5974]

Omg I spelled Instagram wrong I am so ashamed

[@RaeMiiDoe]

@@icanexplain5974 😂😂😂

[@icanexplain5974]

@@RaeMiiDoe *me trying to make a funny joke that actually works but then misspelling something incredibly stupidly*

[@RaeMiiDoe]

@@icanexplain5974 honestly, me all the time 😅

[@agr0nianTV]

This is freaking hilarious! I think you should give dead bird girl a 2nd chance 17:27 Just why though :P

[@jenniferloving9054]

Same.

[@_aiko020]

Ok but all those questions to make sure you dont get underage kids was GENIUS even though it probably didnt work LMAO

[@giornogiovanna8383]

Choose DIO. That way I can have 5 dads. DIO, Jonathan, my bastard step-dad, Bruno, and now you.

[@syndrose3983]

Bruno is your mom

[@eee486]

@@syndrose3983 bruno is both

[@diobrando666]

Lol

[@katjasunni]

That dead bird girl is actually a good catch She has a cat She has the cat roaming a garden or outside So yes please I want a picture of that catto

[@blitz-o-byte]

and the cat has a degree in hunting free pest control!!!

[@_Instakill_]

no one : Connor : " Good Start, You complimented Me, My ego enjoys that- "

[@RequiemMasses]

0:09 iron mouse talking in loud volume will wake him up