Reading Your Spooky Halloween Stories

[@johannyoon5541]

Spooky story: James's microphone was continuously floating throughout the video.

[@yoruno7802]

Omg 😂 soooo spooky

[@user-iq2it3dt6m]

Ahhhhh!!!!! So scary🤭

[@aydendevoney]

Spooky story outside of the comment it says 185 likes but when I went on the comment it said 205 likes

[@adam_de]

Jun i realized that 2

[@animationsarekindacool]

XD

[@koolcarz016cars7]

“I don’t know how someone can stay in a Weiner this long” James: 2019

[@ethan_7000]

*”It’s not sexual, okay?”*

[@cedarpointfanboy7317]

Smeethan gives me wings damn you beat me by 30 seconds

[@elias9746]

@@cedarpointfanboy7317 17 secs bro

[@mj1707]

Elias 676 13 seconds bro

[@gootstep3356]

Dashi ‘ 11 seconds bro

[@plebhead_]

James: DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UnTiE! Me: *sigh*

[@lunarai5397]

XDD

[@bladeiron]

XDDD

[@willfoisy3904]

😤

[@oliviao8523]

Ikr

[@ariepierr]

I am dyslexihejfjr i downt kon howw too spela

[@pickleds]

Im not sure how many caught this but the fact he said untie and not unite just makes the story 10 times better

[@Hi-lk1ge]

Yes

[@maya15.25]

yea i noticed that too

[@Lekonic]

ye

[@Lekonic]

and also he said shuffling instead of shuffle

[@vYbOrDR34MZ]

Yeah

[@orang3819]

No one: James: floof is buzz floofyear EEUUUH Edit: wow this is the most likes I've gotten, that's pretty cool. Thanks

[@carlosgonzales7162]

It’s really hot in this wiener

[@ryansnipez2308]

J- Plays123 euuuuhhhhh

[@SFVX128]

Buzz I see a dead meme

[@thegreatwhaleshark9049]

Spooky story: James forgetting to say wear your seatbelt

[@aguy4961]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TWO SPOOOOOPY

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Or Kurtis forgetting his extra greeting

[@shitnotagain9492]

He wants us to die in a car crash... Jk

[@stephaniaworthington4129]

ACTUALY HE DID SO HA

[@stephaniaworthington4129]

I spelled that wrong

[@chibeani]

“Dyslexics of the world unite” James, being the dyslexic boi he is: Dyslexics of the world untie BOI

[@Xyxyyxxx]

Chibeanie UwU unoriginal The real comment it 4th on comments

[@rory6114]

same

[@masahirosakurai3733]

Doge King uhhhhhhhhhh It is 4th

[@thisisinkorisit2113]

Doge King first of all, it was apparently fourth comment. Second, it’s not exactly unoriginal. It would be unoriginal if it was something that people comment on tons of different videos, can’t really do that for this one.

[@butterowlet6774]

Wait, James is dyslexic?

[@_727MimzyLAG]

Me: **sees him walk in wearing a hot dog costume** Oh my god, I'm already terrified

[@ms.kookiepotterhead2908]

Ikr lol

[@diechaoskatzen7923]

I have to leave it by 69

[@CRplayrr]

Lol

[@helenrockford5260]

@@CRplayrr u r poopy bum bum

[@lilyanazapeta5382]

Lol

[@drxeno6321]

Spooky story: A hotdog told spooky stories and had a floating microphone.

[@washiesthail9019]

You nearly scared me half to death!

[@samikoy9812]

Hahahha....

[@blanca3608]

Still gives me chills (hehehe)

[@jada.garcua822]

OMGGG THUS IS SO SCSRY

[@lapislazuli8156]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[@MrWeegee]

“Dyslexics of the world, untie!” -James 2019

[@extros-dump]

WEEGEEPIE

[@hikaru_2.0.]

*U n i t e*

[@Erki445]

Grub

[@squish7282]

I actually read that as "unite."

[@Elle-cy3eu]

Aliyah Jones you clearly hadn’t watched the whole video before you commented...

[@winterbear6776]

You know what disturbs me? That James is dressed as a "Hot Dog" While holding his dog.

[@notpewdiepie3079]

Ok

[@thejoshowd6418]

Hotdogs are made out of gross stuff, if you still eat hot dogs don't look up what their made of

[@roxiestudios9553]

@@thejoshowd6418 ... um I think I should has listened to you ... i think I'm gonna be a vegan

[@Dragon-dr5fe]

@@thejoshowd6418 as long as you dont get the cheap shit your fine

[@ciara2059]

Who elseis triggered that he called it a wiener

[@shrimp_solstice]

This is my friend's story: She always answers every phone call that she gets. She gets a call from an unknown number. She answers it, expecting some scammer. She answers it and the other end is dead silent. She got creeped out and hung up. The next day, she gets a call from the same number. She didn't realize it was the same number, so she answered. She heard a woman sobbing. She was saying, "Please no..." Through the sobs. She said that she heard a bloodcurdling scream and then the call ended. At the time, she was in shock and didn't know what to do. She told her parents, (We were small humans) and they said that it was probably just prank. She said that she still wonders if it was a prank or not.

[@supremesylva]

Damn

[@cyetman1]

That’s actually really scary

[@cute-cuddly_koala1600]

Ah frick-

[@Personzy_IRL]

Pretty creepy

[@bingotheallosaurus124]

OH THATS A GOOD STORY!

[@droidixbacon]

“It is REALY hot, in this wiener.” -James 2019

[@finnescokingsholtgeseguel5958]

U misspelled really

[@ericasugita9627]

YeAh ItS RelY

[@luhueychua3468]

No it reelee

[@borger6498]

wow, hilarious.

[@tebbies]

Cruise Entertainment you misspelled relay

[@moved4757]

when James didn't dress up as his marshmallow character

[@dimitrijames00001]

Ya but then we wouldn't see his "BUNS"

[@Scenenimal]

Because hotdogs are way better than marshmallows even I don’t like hotdogs

[@detruncus8389]

When

[@detruncus8389]

Also good job on the likes

[@self-consciousmess]

When James doesn’t dress up in his fursuit

[@juno7386]

“It’s really hot in this wiener” - Theodd1sout 2019

[@puppyton2793]

Gavin_Is_Disgusted *2s

[@user-xx9jr1yb7b]

@@puppyton2793*theodd2sout

[@thatguyjd7408]

Who’s Theodd1sout?

[@zeprettybrainlessamalgamat7232]

😏

[@sonoflethal]

Repeating a joke in the video and adding the date doesn't count as an original comment

[@wynot999]

i love how he had a mix of trolls and actually spoopy stories

[@lux0rd01]

James:"I hope no one has insomnia" Me: **watching this at 3am after waking up and not being able to get back to sleep**

[@Crabchanthefirst]

@Lux0rd *you have insomnia too?!*

[@lux0rd01]

@@Crabchanthefirst yup

[@sophietrophy5681]

Same here. I guess this is why I am failing school!

[@AngryecksButActually]

This comment is from 1:00 pm

[@lux0rd01]

@@AngryecksButActually maybe your time. I'm not in America or wherever you are

[@lilyskindasilly]

A lot of people: Dress as something real scary James: Dresses as a wiener

[@mudkip_plays_things]

XDD

[@boedhebrrr]

Epic gamer same

[@chips8497]

I dressed up as i spoopy mario I some how scared someone

[@etherealst4rs]

I an dinoasoaure fore howlaweeon

[@ImNotThatOneDude]

YOU ARNT ScArD!?

[@FoxAutumnn]

"The easy way out of any corn maze is just right through the corn." I somehow feel inspired by this. Kinda want it on a shirt.

[@mcelmo2182]

Actually, yeah, why was this so unintentionally inspirational

[@LillianTemple]

Why am u so dumb that I recently found out that a corn maze can also be called a corn corn because maze is corn......😑

[@Petrichor27284]

what if theres a fence but only a bit in so that it would be funny if someone ran straight through theyd go smack bang into the fence

[@myrech]

I don't want to get ticks

[@zofija1516]

@@myrech same but my dog got one and my mom took it out and she didn't even take him to the vet lol

[@MCFLURRYJESTER]

The intro is gold 😂 I have Covid and I was feeling really sad, but this video cheered me up a lot :). Thank you!

[@zachbrown4953]

"Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!" -James, 2019

[@LifeWKai]

Comments just saying quotes aren't that funny, dude. We all saw the video, and we all heard the quote.

[@zachbrown4953]

@@LifeWKai Yea you right oh well

[@helplessoverthinker8640]

OMGoodness I read it and thought it was UNITE

[@okietokki]

@@helplessoverthinker8640 The joke was the comment said *unite* and James said un*TIE*

[@mayoblandino5212]

Toast Malone I was like “wait isn’t its unite???”

[@hazelnutspred3348]

"Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!" - James 2019

[@maggie-m154]

Catrina [Thicc Sister] Ive been waiting for this comment lol

[@mj-me6zp]

I read this before I heard that, and genuinely read it as unite

[@hazelnutspred3348]

@@mj-me6zp thats because it is unite lol

[@finncooney4610]

That had me dying

[@benshaw8174]

Lel same

[@dormanricha]

Scary story: James filtering the comment section to avoid hearing comments with the word fur r y

[@saladpowder4388]

i thought it was filtered

[@axxsn1138]

@@saladpowder4388 he is just an idiot

[@80ImNotCreative08]

Furry

[@80ImNotCreative08]

I don’t know if it is filtered

[@arifaddeen5041]

Furry

[@YourHusbandsInteracting]

I don’t know why but I started laughing when James gave advice about when your being followed

[@friedchickenalt4136]

scary story: james's mysterious floating mic

[@ollarsigns7777]

Omg thats spooky :(

[@saction5352]

It gives me the chills

[@blab7903]

“Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!” This is why I love James 🤣

[@lunandphoenix7986]

I know right!

[@te4458]

Mr Mcfufflenugget uhhh..... James didn’t say that

[@magicianwizard4294]

@@te4458 he did tho

[@arthurmorgan2026]

He says "*Untie*" at 7:42.

[@NapperNeru]

Spooky story: James hasn't made a video about TeamTrees yet.

[@Other_ace]

i am truly shook # te *amTREEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS*

[@mostitoasty7765]

@@weirdanimator7231 HE MISSED HIS CHANCE TO DONATE 666 DOLLARS FOR HALLOWEEN

[@thandarlwin4378]

#Treeeeseeeeeaaaaammmmmmmrees

[@sparrrow3047]

Thandar Lwin Stroke?

[@unrray]

Xin Jie Lim AHHHHHHH

[@SaffronFire]

Spooky story: James filmed an entire video with a floating mic Edit: I am aware that someone else has previously commented this. I’ve watched this video multiple times and did not comment this on the first time. When I commented this the original comment was not at the top like it was when I first saw it and thought it had been deleted. I wouldn’t have commented this if I had known and now that it’s up, I’m having too much fun responding with “no, I it”. You don’t have to keep replying or liking this but you can if you want. If you’re seeing this, johann yoon (they’re the original commenter), 1: congratulations on getting over 9k likes and 2: if you ask me to take this down, I’ll be a bit sad but I will do it as I would never want to hurt or offend anyone.

[@infinityunicorn3319]

Omg he did

[@laurareyes9369]

Aaaaaaaaa!!!!

[@bass.beats.basics]

you copied the top comment

[@Justoneofmycringeassaccounts]

haha ikr!

[@jenndibble9]

Holy heck ur right

[@mynameiskrysta]

nobody: James: HI I’M THE WICKED WEINER

[@Monica-ji5dx]

James: scary story: breathing manually Me: aw frick *starts breathing manually*

[@mattsmitty77]

How could you do this to me?

[@nizekore]

“Sorry for pooping on your story” - James 2019

[@superderpyzee4442]

Lerrmony I’m reporting you for pooping on a story that was already pooped on

[@n00ne_159]

Lerrmony lol

[@jamesdoessstuff4937]

Justin Old-Orchard ummm, I don’t know what u meant, but, your an idiot if u didn’t know that

[@stormytrooper52]

Lerrmony get a new clock

[@lieaparisss08]

500 loke

[@deadgrass2299]

Spooky Sleep Paralysis: So about 2 years ago, I was told that I was going on a vacation to Disney World in Orlando, Florida. It was honestly the best vacation I had ever had, because the last time I went there was when I was a little itty bitty baby boy. But the first night that I was there, I was extremely tired, because I had gotten nearly no sleep the night before. Also, for some reason, I was very... un-hungry. What I mean is, I wanted no food or water, and I was extremely sleep deprived. That night, I fell asleep, but then experienced "sleep paralysis". In case you don't know, it's when you wake up usually around midnight, but your brain thinks you're still asleep. Usually, as in on a normal night, you become paralyzed, so that you don't hurt yourself while asleep. When for whatever reason your brain doesn't do this, this results in sleepwalking. But during sleep paralysis, you will become EXTREMELY paranoid, and also start hallucinating. And since you're paralyzed, you can't move. At all. Period. So basically you're locked in your bed, trapped with your paranoid thoughts, and hallucinating. Speaking of all of which, I was looking around (with my eyes, because they are not paralyzed during sleep. Specifically for Rapid Eye Movement sleep, which is usually what causes dreams)- I saw shadows, strangely shifting against the walls of my dark hotel room. They looked like dark demon cloudy creepy spooky scary bois. I was also having the weirdest thoughts. And I don't have context, so don't ask for any, but I was actually, no exaggerations, thinking that someone was going to fill the room with concrete, and that my uncle was going to build a huge concrete pillar, and that the ceiling fan was going to grow so big that it would break through the walls all the way towards the bus stop next to my hotel. Very odd stuff. it was very scary, until... it ended. I don't know exactly what happened after that other than waking up and taking a nice picture of the landscape out my window.

[@zofija1516]

Wow! Such a good but spooky story I love it

[@owlsrule9674]

Oh man, I hate sleep paralysis. I usually can't open my eyes though.... Unless they were always open..... OH GOSH

[@titanwars1419]

@@owlsrule9674 Never open your eyes in sleep paralysis. It usually encourages the hallucinations.

[@suriakhanom2919]

@@zofija1516 same :) nice story 😊

[@oliverrs_returnbox]

“It’s so hot in this wiener.” -James, October 2019

[@animationsarekindacool]

You mean winter?

[@conradgallardo9046]

@@animationsarekindacool why would he say winter? He's wearing a hotdog.

[@silverisdisappointed]

Wiener 😏

[@conradgallardo9046]

@@daincopeland6608 2 people here

[@oliverrs_returnbox]

Gacha Eve no. He is in a hot dog, a wiener. That is what he said bro.

[@ClaireBear-hx5un]

Spooky story: The only comments are people quoting James forever.

[@toastytoaster974]

Carpeted kitchen. Ooooooooowwwwwww

[@supersonic-oz7dy]

That is every scary

[@wooperenjoyerrrr]

Boo

[@dallasjensen7709]

“Spooky story: The only comments was people quoting James forever” -Claire Bear 8862

[@otherguyschris]

James: *spooky story* Nobody:

[@susanmclean5105]

Here's a spoopy story: *THE FRICKIN FLOATING MICROPHONE*

[@blubee2289]

:O :o :O :o :O

[@brxkenhalo]

Spoopy story: SomethingElseYT x TheOdd1sOut (I needed to say this here, nobody will find my comment)

[@Three_ghosts_hiding]

You mean spooky

[@subscribetomfornoreason7004]

Wolfthevlogger no she dont

[@zeroz8002]

People susuan not wrong when she said spoopy story 6:59

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

Some of these will probably legit give me nightmares tonight. I'm also glad I've never in my life had sleep paralysis. It sounds terrifying, especially to someone who's easily freaked out (But I surprisingly don't get jumpscared very easily)

[@Jwilhoftstg]

Spooky Story: Not being able to think of a spooky story

[@sodabasiI]

oOF-

[@spamterstudios1999]

Ecaxly me

[@calisebarnes9454]

Ha yeah

[@diegopalafox9902]

James:Now we will read scary stories Floof: Everyone:AHHHHHHHHH

[@moppedtobe3710]

I’ve spent 5 minutes trying to figure this out

[@timins.]

Haha

[@rileycrad]

what?

[@jenniferwilliams6487]

Let's all agree that floof is the scariest thing in the whole wide world Wait

[@peebz00]

Lila Basener: “DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNITE!” James: DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!”

[@64kgemz36]

LOL SPELLING??? I KNOW HE SAID XDDDD

[@isabellasantx139]

😂😂

[@gagesnead1754]

🤣

[@beck0star]

I still read untie as unite 😂

[@alexaoruwu5833]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I really laughtedxd

[@kayfae-g8g]

Spooky story: My phone died when I was watching your video 😱 Still terrified till this day..

[@CRplayrr]

Lol

[@maddi_but_not8077]

Lmao

[@kayfae-g8g]

@Act like this channel doesn't exist the joke is it’s mentally scaring not to continue watching the video.

[@akitabear8295]

Lol

[@l5yla.g92]

“DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD -UNTIE” I cant- 💀

[@alexp5878]

Layla_ Grace he said that as a dyslexia joke

[@sh0elaces]

Alex P I think they know and they were laughing at it

[@l5yla.g92]

Sh0elac3s thank you lmao

[@ilik3ducks89]

Layla_ Grace I was dying from second hand embarrassment

[@llyanadatu4019]

OMDD I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME-

[@TheStellarJay]

James: “It’s so hot in this weiner” Me: “come again?”

[@ausernamed]

i think you misspelled "come"

[@kieranbeaver5893]

k ill be back later

[@Dinklenutts]

@@ausernamed ?

[@dereklandon7219]

random guy oof way to make it sexual

[@amywhaley3183]

No please don't and also read that carefully...

[@flejs373]

Spooky story: When ever I try to wash a spoon in the sink the water comes right back at me.

[@Salbeigrun]

It's so raging lol

[@brastix2051]

AHHHHHHHHHH... oh man dude that scared me

[@misha6279]

AAAHHHHHH

[@cit7287]

Say what the frick

[@arizavalenzuela6790]

Do you want me to have nightmares!?!?😱😱😱😱

[@chickenwings8735]

Look in the mirror does it break? No because you are beautiful. Close your eyes- what do you see? D A R K N E S S that’s where i would be without you. . . Your W E L C O M E

[@emerycgaming8292]

Im not ulgy im stoopd cnt helpp wth taht

[@elliethompson7732]

James: *reads Unite as Untie* Me: the dyslexia is showing

[@grassyboy5215]

Yes I noticed that too and just started laughing 😂 idk if it was intentional or not tho

[@astrobella4620]

He also said “weird” instead of “wide”

[@sidonem5977]

It’s intentional

[@landoOrangutan]

Ellie Thompson I thought it was unite

[@goldnepomuceno13]

BabyPotato Vlogs and Other Crap Seriously? Wow, James XD Was it intentional?

[@individualcheerio]

Therapist: James in a hotdog costume doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you. *James in a hotdog costume:*

[@itzzkoolaid115]

*f l i nc h e s*

[@PulseZeroV]

Individual Cheerio more like James in a hot dog costume: once upon a time murder blah blah blah

[@sophiiie1019]

i don’t get it

[@lakshyatiwari1513]

O r i g i n a l

[@thatoneguy611]

Therapist: Don’t worry, original comments exist This person:

[@TheULTRAROBLOXians]

“DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE” that- that killed me

[@brgan557]

Za Waldo tokio tomine

[@freshwaterdraws]

The ULTRA ROBLOXians me to

[@DieAlteistwiederda]

Especially because it was spelled right. I mean dyslexia also causes issues with reading so it was either that or just a joke.

[@atoucaaan]

The ULTRA ROBLOXians I really thought that said “UNITE” before I watched the video...

[@atoucaaan]

The ULTRA ROBLOXians I really thought that said “UNITE” before I watched that part of the video...

[@miraculousdream7028]

Yikes, I'm terrified! These spooked me so bad!! And I can't even sleep on a normal night without listening to spooky stories!! I'm definitely not sleeping tonight!

[@swirlycat5554]

Spooky story: James just posted, but you have no internet.

[@Other_ace]

oof

[@SebTsch]

NOOOOOOOO

[@SandybeachesAG]

I was at school when he posted :(

[@yourlocalidiot9470]

@@SandybeachesAG same

[@kgb3803]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@mallowhead3052]

Scary story: My phone is at 0% but i was able to comment..lmao

[@FilledOfOJ]

Your a ghost

[@justsomerandomperson5605]

Here is a charger my broken Apple charger

[@wallybrown1341]

Guys I think Jesus watches James.

[@helpra]

Mallow Head omfg

[@smytman5137]

Plot twist!! My phone can do that TO!! :O lol

[@DoJayMi]

Me: (Shares a genuinely scary story from my childhood) James’ Editors: “Lets just pick all the silly ones.”

[@xhrissy467]

It’s because James is too much of an innocent bean to handle the scary stories

[@Michael-wr8ks]

What was the story

[@soypagain]

NintendoGamer5000 Whats the story?

[@vortex7804]

GetMadz is de best editor

[@Rustytherian-m9v]

Thank you

[@zigzig57]

The real spooky story is when Fluff saves James from the monsters😅

[@kie.sjaz.]

Jaiden: "when I see comments that say "I'm *says their age* and blahblahblah" I get unfocused in the comment" James: ".....how young are my fans?!"

[@dimitrijames00001]

19

[@moth6873]

14

[@clovrse]

14

[@himikix7040]

0

[@MaddieThePancake]

73 and a half

[@RealPuttom]

Spooky scary: Every time I look in the mirror someone looks at me back...

[@thandarlwin4378]

AaaaahhHHH

[@hellochildren723]

Jesus christ I have the same issue

[@spoon2861]

You gave me a heart attack.why did you do this?!?!

[@a2k.prod.]

It still haunts me to this day Same problem

[@n.1575]

Honestly I just thought it was only me. Thank God.

[@zolar2652]

Me: Heh Dyslexics unite James:DYSLEXICS UN-TIE

[@ehm.toasting]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@xocherrypiexo5963]

• Charleh • me too lol

[@nuclear_pussay]

YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT UvU

[@betsy3096]

i mean they spelled it wrong.. James just liked reading it how they wrote it lol

[@xocherrypiexo5963]

Betsy no they wrote unite

[@James-en1ob]

Here's my scarry story: Once upon a dark night, there was rain and thunder, while me and my family were boringly sitting inside and waiting for the typhoon to be over. my uncle was just upstairs sitting, as we are still boringly waiting, he hear a voice ,calling, and weeping, as he looked, in front of him, he sees a headless man, standing.he ran as fast as he can. knowing we are down stairs he called for help, and we ran to his aid. After we searched the room we could not find the man he was talking of, only a slight stench in the air. I hope you liked the story 😉

[@YouthSalad]

"There are spooky monsters" *shows club penguin avatars*

[@AnimatedArt-zp8ml]

No one: James’ Mic: *float*

[@xyber4441]

Lol I didn't even notice that

[@confusedteen]

*float*

[@UnhingingLoki36]

James should have dressed up as his character of himself he draws

[@snakebites111]

yeah but that wiener was pretty legendary

[@erinlandtroop3220]

@@snakebites111 True :3

[@bronzelight3050]

Spooky story: One night when me and my family were on vacation at the beach, several weird things had happened. First, when I was changing into my pajamas, I had gone to use the bathroom, and then when o came out, I saw this kid playing with blocks where my bag was supposed to be for about a second, then as soon I had blinked, it was gone. I just shrugged it off, but it was still pretty spooky. Then, when me and my cousin were baking cookies, we randomly heard someone run across the hallway. We looked back, and no one was there. But there were small black footprints there for a split second, and again, as soon as I blinked, they vanished. My cousin also swears she felt someone poke her, but she turned around, and nothing was there. I asked her what was wrong, she said nothing was wrong. It still creeps me out to think about that night.

[@godofmeemboi5656]

Spooky story: Being in a hotdog is making my brain make Wiener memes

[@jasonbraun1469]

God Of MEEM Boi that meme the "wiener" one lol

[@MarkSalesman]

Originality, just like your profile picture

[@deletioninducedin7days919]

I forgot to write this scary story: James Charles was in my basement.

[@squidge4728]

*-HI SISTERS!-*

[@SHRIIMPSUCKS]

*OH HELL NO*

[@xxnelliexx]

Omg this is terrifying

[@ergsshow8540]

OH HOLY SHI-

[@aburakuma4600]

*are you okay?*

[@redtigerrt6778]

This is significantly scarier than I thought holy cow

[@dootdoot1096]

Scary story: The army of nine year olds have commented “when i lose my wifi”

[@nuggetdynasty2828]

Cube Critic I mean you are the one who didn’t capitalize “I”

[@Sharde-xe1sn]

Ummmm I'm pretty sure he didn't cap the I on purpose cause he was quoting nine year olds

[@anneboleyn3896]

NuggetLovesMusic 420 I don’t think u should be picking out capitalization.

[@ineedsleep1682]

I just turned 10 :/ but... NINE YEAR OLDS! ATTACK! 😂🤣

[@maochang2850]

True but I'm not 9 anymore

[@sp1dersw3bb5]

Me: oh James uploaded James: *dressing as a Weiner* Me: WELL BACK TO ADAM

[@emmajoe]

Who be Adam? O wait-

[@sp1dersw3bb5]

@@emmajoe pfft {somethingelseyt}

[@emmajoe]

@@sp1dersw3bb5 lol ik thx

[@tinywow344]

No u

[@CookyEscanilla]

Pepe

[@richardlee5412]

“DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE” James - 2019

[@austindraws4876]

Richard lee iTs uNite

[@daishanaaykelly9563]

@@austindraws4876 yea James said it wrong. Did u watch the video

[@beezcheese]

@@daishanaaykelly9563 r slash fucking whoosh

[@Averns]

DSLECIXS say what

[@XYZen1th]

He said untie on purpose because dyslexia means that they can’t read properly. It was irony.

[@jojosharaf5854]

The comment talking about being dyslexic: DYSLEXICS UNITE James reading: DYSLEXICS UNTIE

[@creativerice3326]

Scary story: James mic is floating in this

[@somepansimp9250]

AYYY I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[@eggdaily]

lol

[@Yuu-nf1ym]

Oh god

[@clauslol2570]

Yea Joe just realized this

[@funtimepuppetyt5625]

Oh dear

[@andrewrahme414]

here is a short horror story “You are what you what you eat.” Said Jiminy cricket. Pinocchio looks at the elementary school.

[@geteca2405]

Oh god

[@NoBody-dr8tp]

What the hell

[@NoBody-dr8tp]

(Looks at hotdog)

[@valerie-ds5px]

Can someone please tell me what it means? I have no idea...

[@imaunicorninhufflepuff112]

@@valerie-ds5px Pinocchio will eat a child to become a real boy

[@10zombie28]

Spooky story: One night I was 6 and we were either leaving or going to Olive Garden but then I say this girl in a white dress on the sidewalk crying with a broken bike next to her and I told my family (not freaking out) and my sister went on google and searched up the street finding out that a girl got ran over while riding a bike. Another spooky story: One time my brother was in our house doing… idk but he went to the kitchen to find the blinds going up and down then he ran to my parents crying s p o o k y Another spooky story: I fell off my bed 😱

[@akitabear8295]

That is a creepy pasta

[@grantamanta2415]

“It’s really hot in this wiener” James-2019

[@Smartly_Idiotic]

HAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@tompiggy3456]

*its not sexual ok*

[@p1nkkp01son]

I was gonna say that exact thing xd lol

[@evasmojang]

sounds kinda gay...

[@caelmaloneyguy]

NO QUOTES!

[@marla8449]

Spoopy story: *Your mic is floating.*

[@samitorizawa]

wait-

[@SpilpeProductions]

HAHA

[@Grimoirei]

AHH

[@sabrina.washere]

s p o o p y

[@emilyfischer3211]

Lol I didn't notice till you said something

[@lewis9s]

James: {doesn’t understand the story} His brain: don’t say it. James: *_W H A T ?_*

[@mrhegarty179]

you've never played tuber simulator

[@lewis9s]

I’m not supposed to give my opinion but give it a try, then you can tell me if it’s good or not.

[@CookyEscanilla]

Nice

[@apolly125]

“Floof is Buzzfloofier! EUgGh” -James 2019

[@importantnonsense253]

Spoopy Story: I accidentally turned off my notifications for James's channels and almost missed this masterpiece of a video

[@loftyjoy]

legit thought you were talking about James Charles for a second

[@victoriablackmon8620]

😱

[@firedragon_dk1820]

OMG THAT IS THE SCARIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!😓😥😰😨😱🥶🤯

[@mehcomix4361]

Oh no that just gave me nightmares

[@thatunknowndoot]

“The world is getting colder, except in Australia” *sad South American noises*

[@charliehof1747]

sad new zealand noises

[@yeezified_]

Spring here in Australia. I'm lovin' it

[@guslevogus6098]

@@yeezified_ ikr

[@yeezified_]

@@guslevogus6098 u live in Aus?

[@guslevogus6098]

@@yeezified_ Yes.

[@dolphinpuppet9009]

Spooky story: My dad hasn’t come back from getting milk

[@SHRIIMPSUCKS]

Skary

[@joryholland8253]

Same.

[@familybraham4510]

Oh my went to work to janes lol joke mymymy

[@dyno1430]

Roblox oof plays

[@melonnoodlsoup3387]

Same

[@Stetson_M]

I’m literally watching this right on Halloween day so this is perfect

[@KwartOrSomething]

Same man

[@coatlsaviator]

Spooky story: One time, I sneezed, and I heard someone say “bless you”. But I was home alone.

[@thegamergirl.30yearsago87]

It scary because that happend to me too

[@lovingingreen3087]

thegamergirl is me what the frig

[@maiarabarros420.]

Love your profile picture!

[@AadyotKarna]

Must have been imagination

[@-bennyplayz-4612]

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE HOW IS THAT SCARY BUT NOW I KNOW

[@adianmonet4449]

"Theres a monsters everywhere!" -James on halloween

[@shaggy.9430]

I'm gay :(

[@tamere7067]

Im gay lol

[@StupidStuff62]

Shaggy Brawl Stars das ok! :3

[@StupidStuff62]

swag animations mhm and? Das ok

[@tamere7067]

@@StupidStuff62 lol

[@daxstpierre]

Spooky Story: James forgetting to put floof in a video

[@unavailable6624]

Yeah because he's saying if he didnt

[@ParksyBee]

Aiden Inc OHHH ok sorry

[@n_talie3607]

@@unavailable6624 r/wooooosh

[@breezy_vaulter1311]

scary story that happened to me irl: so a few years ago my mom was driving me and my sister to dance and on our way there a car started following us off the freeway, at first we thought nothing of it but then we took another turn and a motorcycle came out of nowhere and also started following us but then about ten minutes later the car disappeared but the motorcycle was still following us, later on my mom didn’t know if he was actually following us or just heading in the same direction as us, so my mom pulled into a hospital parking lot and just drove around the parking lot... and he followed our every movement so my mom decided to call the police and then when the police came he had to get off his motorcycle and turns out he actually had a loaded gun on him. And then the police talked to my mom and said that it was smart to pull into a parking lot instead of leading him to the dance building where tons of kids were.

[@rplay1223]

Spooky story: The sooubway near my house shut down

[@thelegendaryjermo]

That’s the most scary story I ever heard

[@roccotaco5695]

I haven’t slept for 5 days since I saw this

[@zofwafflexoxo9016]

@@thelegendaryjermo aaaaa

[@ness4235]

AAAAAAHHHHHHH😨😨😨😨😨

[@fyra_cat2119]

I'm fine That night: gasp Gaps GASP GASP

[@steelworld1097]

Scary story: What's currently going on in the world.

[@hibaakjiji2798]

i was going to comment that lmaoo

[@steelworld1097]

@@hibaakjiji2798 😂 I think we belong to the same world

[@hibaakjiji2798]

@@steelworld1097 :O

[@ColinCartoons]

Is corona time

[@Bareezio]

The corona ghost haunts us all

[@KSS7000]

“Who’s Joe?” “JOE MA-“ *uno reverse card*

[@fivenightsatgpigs7768]

Spoky story your picture

[@md.golamrabbi2448]

Wait.... who is joe??

[@epichobbyfuntv4560]

fnaf man yeah shreks pic

[@Jesse-mz2hh]

What’s Ligma??

[@ctrllr]

@@md.golamrabbi2448 JOE, WASSUP BRO?!? HAHAHhsahaKAHajAHJhsajdghjdfghkjfgyukj etfJGHK

[@ASecretWriter]

Spooky Story: (wow everyone does do that at the top lol) One day James was in his studio, working on a video. The video was about the funny things his dogs did.(hint hint) He was really excited for this video and was hoping to finish it today, and then come back and film it tomorrow. He worked hard and finally finished around 1 in the morning. Exhausted but happy, he got in his car and started driving. Soon, he saw there was a car behind him with broken headlights. “That’s weird….” He muttered, checking his mirrors. He switched lanes, but the car did too. Creeped out, he continued driving and eventually the car stopped following him. It was now 1:42 and all James wanted was to sleep. When he got home he laid in bed, but couldn’t sleep. That’s when he saw the shadow. It was at least 8ft tall and had giant claws. It moved along the wall, and James was frozen in terror. It stopped near his bed, and free from the paralysis he jumped up and screamed, running out of the room. In his kitchen, he sat down at his dining room table, panting. He got a snack and slowly opened his room’s door, and, seeing nothing, entered. He got back in bed and immediately the shadow was back! He ran out again, and this time laid on the couch, deciding to call the police if he saw it again. He drifted off, and while he was sleeping the shadow drifted towards him from his room. It moved onto his chest, pressing down. Then, the shadow seemed to sink into him. The next day James was freaked out, but decided to continue his plan from yesterday. He got in his car but suddenly couldn’t remember how to drive it. He looked at all the buttons and words, confused. Eventually he got out of his car and rode his bike to work. At work he started the audio. To him, everything sounded natural. When he listened to the audio to make sure it was good, he heard a lot of creaking and moaning noises. He edited those out, but when he listened again, they were back! After editing them again and still hearing them in the exact same places, he gave up and recorded the whole thing again. Still, the free king and moans were there. Then he had an idea. He recorder a few words to put at the same time as the moans and creaking, but instead of the words all that was there was a bloodcurdling scream. Eventually he managed to mostly hide the noises and posted it. But when he watched his video on KZbin, he saw the entire audio was screaming and the background and pictures was black with red words: I WILL FIND YOU James immediately took it off, but a few people had already seen it. They all immediately started commenting on his Social Media, and he quickly posted: Hey guys! If you saw the KZbin video I just posted (and then took off) I want you to know it was a prank against me, and I’ll put out a real video ASAP! He had no clue wether that was true or not, but he still posted it, unable to think of any other explanation. Later, at his house, the shadow left him as he slept. He got in his car again, and suddenly everything made sense! He check his phone and then did a double take. “Wait, what?” He asked aloud, seeing that the date his phone read was yesterday, the day he posted the haunted video. At work he asked everyone he knew the date and they all said the same thing. Confused, he opened his KZbin channel and gasped. All the videos had been changed to the same video he’d posted before. He looked out the window and saw a shadow figure slinking away in direct sunlight. Screaming, he ran away, running straight into one of his employees. Eventually he got his videos fixed, but from then on his videos always had the words: I’m coming In blood red at the end. It was a miracle he’d even survived the encounter with the mysterious shadow figure. A month later it entered him again, but this time it didn’t leave. James constantly heard creepy whispers in his ears, and the one that haunted him the most was: “I am you.” ThE eNd (Hope you enjoyed!)

[@RedYetiopia]

That's a loooonnnnnngggggggggggggg story.

[@sunnysweirdstudios4728]

I read the entire thing now my head hurts

[@abandoned_account_6712]

That was the first time i've ever had chills. That was painful how do you people handle these things-

[@krispydogs2064]

spoopy story: My teacher joked that my class would have a suprise exam

[@kazkaz7879]

That sounds terrible 😬

[@toneystank]

My teacher does that too, it actually stresses me out lol

[@itsyaboilogan642]

*surprise

[@bnulud8918]

That’s hurts me for some reason

[@corajean1618]

That’s not spooky that’s down right terrifying

[@goblinking2645]

"IT NOT SEXUAL OKAY?!" -James 2019

[@blackhole1013]

he didnt scream it and it also shouldnt have a question mark

[@MrPiggybossin]

black hole 101 okay mr.criticism

[@psychogacha5030]

Spooky story: One time I couldn't sleep and I kept seeing shadows in my room, I felt someone tap my shoulder I turned around thinking it might have been my dad, no one was there eventually I did fall asleep until I was awoken by my dad thinking I was awake, I asked him why he thought I was awake he said he heard my drawers open So yea I still live in that house btw I'm scared now

[@jaunearc3981]

Holy crap

[@bailey_arts7584]

That's why you should wear your seatbelt 🤦‍♀️

[@miajohnsonhill]

Poor you that sounds fricking terrifying

[@fyra_cat2119]

You know what can help? SEVEN DAY VEGAN CHALLENGE BABY solves all your problems

[@mysticthewingsoffirefan4163]

Could you move at that time? It could have been sleep paralysis

[@arlenisdelacruz3793]

i like that instead of spooky, some people put spoopy The first time I noticed, I was like oh that’s very funny. How did this person come up with it but then I realized everybody had put spoopy. 😂😂😂

[@followphillipd5253]

Spooky story: The alarm on Monday morning EDIT: Thanks for the likes

[@freycossy]

Spookier story: When your alarm doesn't sound on Monday and you sleep in. And get punished severely.

[@followphillipd5253]

@@freycossy still that's what happens to me only on school days not weekends

[@ronaboyzgaming9777]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

[@48xvibez74]

AAAAAAAA

[@andreaaandreaa3797]

AHHHHHHHHH

[@PusheenPoprocksIsTired]

Why everyone likes James: *He has the guts to dress up as a hot dog for all of us*

[@johnnybgoode2540]

*._.*

[@lapislazuli8156]

True😶

[@antant1497]

Big Kids doesn’t require a lot of guts

[@lieaparisss08]

And shgurrs a dinosaur

[@someguywhowisheshehadamust1255]

*Wiener*

[@rubbadubdubpug4389]

James: Dyslexics Of The World Un=tie Us: is he joking or...

[@leah920]

Rubbadubdub Pug I don’t think he was joking 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JRsTime]

you have worked very hard, amazing content

[@sonictheleopardgecko5216]

Spooky story: Floof ate James because she thought he was real food

[@ColinCartoons]

KingFirestar yay warrior cats!

[@itsyammycake7237]

Colin Cartoons! What???

[@exvuses]

Lol

[@arsenicCatnip3]

KingFirestar 😂

[@FruitySillyEgg]

"Spooky Story: *bread!"* ~James 2019

[@unusedacc300]

Yum! **throws bread in toaster**

[@thomasziolkowski6067]

“It’s really hot in this Wiener” ~James 2019

[@bergsmemes535]

Me: a sperm

[@gxlaxy.z3645]

*thats what she said*

[@SCP-nl9dj]

~James 2019 ~THE CAPSIZED CHICKEN

[@thomasziolkowski6067]

Thanks for the likes🙏

[@turningright7614]

Galaxy Fox I was about to say that... 😐

[@Jelly21543]

Everything is more funny when you don’t have a script and you’re just reading everything😂

[@bread7101]

Spooky story: A sadistic hotdog killed James and made a skin suit out of him. The hotdog has been impersonating him ever since, and that is why he didn't know to say "wear your seatbelt" at the end of the video. He comes for us all.

[@kentarofromwiisports1057]

Every body RUN we don't know the law!!!!1!1!!!1!

[@sdnewland1268]

Ennard as a sadistic hotdog

[@CookyEscanilla]

He did at the end of it

[@bread7101]

@@CookyEscanilla shhhh you're causing confusion among the troops

[@CookyEscanilla]

@@bread7101 sorry I didn’t know

[@worm_food_real]

""It’s really hot in this wiener"James-2019" KZbin comments - 2019

[@nabunabuha1740]

"""It's really hot in this wiener" James-2019" KZbin comments - 2019" - Krishoo360 2019

[@eriklund8043]

””It’s really hot in this weiner” James-2019 KZbin comments - 2019 Krishoo360 - 2019 Nob Nob - 2019