Real Guillotine vs. NERF & Other Blasters!

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Guillotine Channel

Guillotine Channel

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@TXCVulture
@TXCVulture 5 жыл бұрын
Geee I have a weird thought that popped into my head, I reckon KZbin should monetize this channel.
@thomaspamantung7651
@thomaspamantung7651 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@maahirpasricha3900
@maahirpasricha3900 5 жыл бұрын
Dude... I just had the same feeling.
@HighGround_
@HighGround_ 5 жыл бұрын
Wow! What a coincidence I had the same totally random thought
@BombBird11
@BombBird11 5 жыл бұрын
NO WAY! Is it weird that my mind had the same thought as yours?!?!
@slowmoer-slowmotionvideos2066
@slowmoer-slowmotionvideos2066 5 жыл бұрын
Geee I had the same thought! Also monetize mine if you are at it!
@legoyoda2773
@legoyoda2773 5 жыл бұрын
You guys need to make the gap smaller where the blade slices so that stuff doesnt get sucked through. Itd make the chops 9000x more satisfying
@Eric-up9sk
@Eric-up9sk 5 жыл бұрын
They also need a wedge between the blade and the rail block so that the stuff doesnt just get caught on the lip
@mallman23
@mallman23 5 жыл бұрын
That would be they tried and not half ass this
@VagabondVerdas
@VagabondVerdas 5 жыл бұрын
@@Eric-up9sk yea to me this is just guillotine v1. V2 should have the rails and maybe even the wheels recessed in the wood that way the gap would be real small and it'd almost be impossible for derailment
@NoMainFlex
@NoMainFlex 5 жыл бұрын
For real, this is more of a crusher than a chopper at this stage.
@ratman9710
@ratman9710 5 жыл бұрын
*suck
@kadenalthoff5004
@kadenalthoff5004 5 жыл бұрын
Chop hundreds, maybe THOUSANDS of dry spaghetti noodles..... that’s satisfying right there
@Crybaton
@Crybaton 5 жыл бұрын
Well you got your wish fullfilled! Congrats! Now give me your firstborn and the rest of your soul!
@achehex
@achehex 5 жыл бұрын
You blessed us with the idea. Salute.
@FullMetalAtheist
@FullMetalAtheist 5 жыл бұрын
They used your idea in the latest video!
@danielsmirgellep1610
@danielsmirgellep1610 4 жыл бұрын
It happened
@fudroysmith7948
@fudroysmith7948 5 жыл бұрын
KZbin! Give these boys their beer money!
@chameleonstudios2192
@chameleonstudios2192 5 жыл бұрын
Need guillotin for the beer
@hakarthemage
@hakarthemage 5 жыл бұрын
hey they need money for snacks too
@tinyfoxpaw6670
@tinyfoxpaw6670 5 жыл бұрын
@@hakarthemage Beer.
@plzletmebefrank
@plzletmebefrank 4 жыл бұрын
@@tinyfoxpaw6670 Beer snacks.
@Orillion123456
@Orillion123456 5 жыл бұрын
0 dollar beer money just means you have to make your own beer instead of buying beer. ... so get that "beer brewing channel" going to supply your guillotine channel with beer.
@IICubeII
@IICubeII 5 жыл бұрын
They’re at like -$800 right now, maybe they should’ve started with a brewing channel first lol
@snowbloodapple
@snowbloodapple 5 жыл бұрын
Modern problems needs modern solutions.
@0_0bserver27
@0_0bserver27 5 жыл бұрын
Introducting: the Corridor beer brew channel
@Cybercoin
@Cybercoin 5 жыл бұрын
But they would need a different channel in order to make their own ingredients for the beer!
@timcaseyfilm
@timcaseyfilm 5 жыл бұрын
This comment makes more sense than Einstien!
@Nyleith
@Nyleith 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, if you want nice visuals you should destroy ice sculpture or a glass one.. like a swan or something :3
@Snow-dg7xg
@Snow-dg7xg 5 жыл бұрын
Oooo i'd love to see that!
@erictruong324
@erictruong324 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, glass so everyone in the room can get shredded into a million pieces
@comradedog7144
@comradedog7144 5 жыл бұрын
@@erictruong324 dont be such a bummer drummer
@joehancuff6310
@joehancuff6310 5 жыл бұрын
So, my wife and I were sitting here analyzing the various failure modes of your current guillotine design. Point by point: 1) the tracks should be recessed into the 4x4 so the blade has no space for lucky objects to slip into the wheels. 2) the distance between the first pair of track wheels and second is too short, allowing the blade greater mechanical advantage against the uprights causing them to bow out and the blade to derail. 3) the gap where the blade passes through is too wide, but obviously can't be made narrower until blade stability is achieved. This will prevent folding and binding of objects. 4) You need more power at the point of contact. Either greater speed or more mass. Consider creating a 2:1 pulley system with a release and adding mass to the blade. If you had through holes on the blade you could add additional plates of steel as needed for the cutting task. I'm an engineer and also a filmmaker/VFX CG artist. I love what you guys do and I love this guillotine channel! My wife is just intuitively smart.
@jacoboppermanfilms
@jacoboppermanfilms 5 жыл бұрын
Joe Hancuff I just made a comment like this and then scrolled down to see 2 other people say the same thing😂😂
@joehancuff6310
@joehancuff6310 5 жыл бұрын
@@jacoboppermanfilms yup. Me too. At least we're all in agreement. 🙃😁
@iota-09
@iota-09 5 жыл бұрын
This. I really want to love the guillotine channel, but if jake wants to actually pay for that beer rather than just make us laugh a bit with the skits, he'll have to improve the guillotine, especially with how much work time it's draining out of em whenever a derailing happens.
@McGyver777ATGMAIL
@McGyver777ATGMAIL 5 жыл бұрын
If your wife is even remotely good looking you won the damn lottery of wifedom.
@scootynums5667
@scootynums5667 5 жыл бұрын
Hopefully they read this and improve their current design.
@ObsidianHunter99
@ObsidianHunter99 5 жыл бұрын
Corridor: Makes a channel to earn some extra money KZbin: Did someone say *D E M O N E T I Z E D ?*
@pystoph3987
@pystoph3987 5 жыл бұрын
Nah just not monetized yet
@wildwolf405
@wildwolf405 5 жыл бұрын
Pystoph gotta be monetized at some point to get demonetized, just give it time
@cixelsidpenguin
@cixelsidpenguin 5 жыл бұрын
@@kingacrisius They've actually met them more than likely, but youtube tends to be a tad slow on responding to the request for monetization. I've heard multiple cases of it taking a couple months plus.
@wildwolf405
@wildwolf405 5 жыл бұрын
cixelsidpenguin I believe a channel needs to exist for long enough to get monitized also
@jgcabatu-an9164
@jgcabatu-an9164 5 жыл бұрын
Chop some carbon fiber! (and let wren watch it)
@Dragon029
@Dragon029 5 жыл бұрын
But chopping carbon fiber is impossible!
@Palliser99
@Palliser99 5 жыл бұрын
The unstoppable force vs the immovable object
@debRUUTK
@debRUUTK 5 жыл бұрын
If KZbin doesn't give you beer money within 24 hours, the playbutton is next in line to be chopped!
@catmole
@catmole 5 жыл бұрын
They need their damn beer money!
@Spacedude609
@Spacedude609 5 жыл бұрын
That button should be chopped regardless >:D
@sambarnes1226
@sambarnes1226 5 жыл бұрын
This needs a pin
@thatshow4579
@thatshow4579 5 жыл бұрын
You should redo the rail system so that the wheels you have are running on a track built within the sides of the guillotine. I think you'd lose some of the risk of derailing. Cutting out the excess space where the blade isn't would help a lot I'd imagine. Keep up the good work, 6 year fan of all corridor content, love what you guys do.
@creatorblox5645
@creatorblox5645 5 жыл бұрын
That Show I had the same thoughts to and where the blade slides in it should be smaller just for the blade so things get less stuck maybe add rubber around it so the wood takes that impact
@thatshow4579
@thatshow4579 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ganbalf see that would be nice but since it took them so long to machine the blade I think adding extra wood or rails would be easier. But yeah in a perfect world a bigger blade would do it.
@Ganbalf
@Ganbalf 5 жыл бұрын
@@thatshow4579 welding on a pair of wedges to the sides would be enough, the point is not really that the blade needs to be wider, to point is to top the blade from tilting too much and applying leverage to the sides
@thatshow4579
@thatshow4579 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ganbalf well I think if more tracks were added and a redesign of some large components. For example if the blade ran directly into the block they use for the drop then the gap could be smaller for cleaner and more visually pleasing cuts. There's a lot of redesign needed to reach the absolute best cutting potential, but Jake is pretty smart so I'm sure he'll figure out a good way to make it efficient.
@DigitalNeb
@DigitalNeb 5 жыл бұрын
This is a great idea. It would solve the derailing and the binding issues at the same time. I hope they do this.
@mammaluzia
@mammaluzia 5 жыл бұрын
1, KZbin dont be greedy and BEER THEM 2, chop the highest, most layered lasagna ever 3, GREEN SCREEN!
@oabagobaaaoooo
@oabagobaaaoooo 5 жыл бұрын
I think the problems are: -theres too much space in between the blade and the poles -the opening where the victims are laid over and where the blade falls through is too big, causing everything to snap instead of cut
@Schwift3D
@Schwift3D 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly! So glad I'm not the only one who feels that these are more snaps than cuts.
@Lucifye
@Lucifye 5 жыл бұрын
It's not gonna cut through hard plastic... LMAO
@theconqueringenigma
@theconqueringenigma 5 жыл бұрын
@@Lucifye except it literally did?
@arianecarter
@arianecarter 5 жыл бұрын
@@theconqueringenigma nah man it's literally just a heavy-ass honed edge using its momentum to slam it's way through the plastic beneath it. If it was a cut the guns wouldn't have folded and fallen down next to the resting blade. They need to narrow that area up little bit and add some panels to prevent items from falling in the path of the guide rails.
@deliqene3191
@deliqene3191 5 жыл бұрын
All though I do agree with your points, it also really depends on the materials being chopped, as some just shatter at the respond of being slapped by a 50 pound object
@jnbarefield
@jnbarefield 5 жыл бұрын
Behead some ballistics gel Also yeah, KZbin, beer them immediately.
@mr.gamewatch6088
@mr.gamewatch6088 5 жыл бұрын
Dear KZbin. Do be a good chap and monetize this channel. Love KZbin watcher.
@rambakbabi9945
@rambakbabi9945 5 жыл бұрын
monotized for beers guillotine: "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE"
@EchoHeo
@EchoHeo 5 жыл бұрын
hmm I prefer stereotization
@thomasbiggio5130
@thomasbiggio5130 5 жыл бұрын
Guillotine vs flexseal and flextape
@MonsterMoloch
@MonsterMoloch 5 жыл бұрын
@@EchoHeo HAHAHAHA!
@brooza119
@brooza119 5 жыл бұрын
They gotta figure out how to keep the items from falling through the front and back cracks
@trfpvVT
@trfpvVT 5 жыл бұрын
Yes please this annoyed me the whole time I could not focus
@pipboy6237
@pipboy6237 5 жыл бұрын
Can you guys chop a stack of paper, like does satisfying channel stuff
@christopherstein2024
@christopherstein2024 5 жыл бұрын
@@quilikx6414 Def not a stack of paper. Have you seen somebody shoot at paper?
@stickyredpostit2864
@stickyredpostit2864 5 жыл бұрын
Yo, sack the rail system you have. You could absolutely make it work, but it would be such a pain in the backside that it's not worth the effort. You might be better off replacing it with parallel roundstock (of some kinda steel), and linear bearings. Might take some time to work out what bearings, and what steel, but you can't bounce a rod out from within an enclosed cylinder. Also, safety-wise, it might be a better bet to stand further off and remotely trigger the drop with a big solendoid, especially if you ever try glass (or want to see what happens when the unstoppable force of the guillotine meets the immovable, indestructible object of Carbon Fibre). But, well done on the safety that already seems to be present - your literal death machine seems pretty safe. And keep making this top notch content!
@rorycraig6837
@rorycraig6837 5 жыл бұрын
Guitar. And surely a collab with the Slow Mo Guys
@Madrock7777
@Madrock7777 5 жыл бұрын
been suggesting this since about day one!
@wildwolf405
@wildwolf405 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta happen
@quantumfifteen5679
@quantumfifteen5679 5 жыл бұрын
Just different musical instruments in general, like a cello, or an accordeon or something
@yaojing7042
@yaojing7042 5 жыл бұрын
No :( Chop a broken one maybe?
@karld1248
@karld1248 5 жыл бұрын
They should use one of those ballistic dummies that they use in like forged in fire or deadliest warrior
@snowclaussen2352
@snowclaussen2352 5 жыл бұрын
i was waiting for someone to comment this lol
@karld1248
@karld1248 5 жыл бұрын
@@snowclaussen2352 ikr
@fan9775
@fan9775 5 жыл бұрын
How to get banned Step 1:
@michaelsauer3179
@michaelsauer3179 5 жыл бұрын
You should do a collaboration with @The Slow Mo Guys ! That video would look epic!
@logandavis9936
@logandavis9936 5 жыл бұрын
KZbin: No beer money Robespierre: TO THE GUILLOTINE!
@RME50
@RME50 5 жыл бұрын
I see you Oversimplified the French Revolution!
@bumpsy
@bumpsy 5 жыл бұрын
@@RME50 nah that's EXACTLY how it happenen man learn some history
@bunceman4613
@bunceman4613 5 жыл бұрын
@It's just a reference to where he learned the history.
@mcinnes6175
@mcinnes6175 5 жыл бұрын
HUZZAAAAA... A MAN OF CULTURE, I SEE
@lordvarmiok3384
@lordvarmiok3384 5 жыл бұрын
There’s a tax for this
@tomgerrard7486
@tomgerrard7486 5 жыл бұрын
Chop some bottles of beer. The irony... plus the liquid init my be cool when sliced.
@cibusnaqij6665
@cibusnaqij6665 5 жыл бұрын
You guys should put a poll in the i so people can vote on if it will chop or not
@DarkKitarist
@DarkKitarist 5 жыл бұрын
Also for the next one go primal. Go with how many paper can be cut. It's also a good analogy for CUTTING through the paperwork to get this channel monetized. :)
@Arthutstut641
@Arthutstut641 5 жыл бұрын
Just to remind everyone that this was invented for cutting necks. Necks are squishy, elastic and gelatinous in some sort of way, they also are attached to a whole body that holds them down during the cut. Plastic and mettal are hard and inelastic, therefore they respond to great forces by being bent and shattering. Also, as these hard materials get force smashed by the blade, the blade also suffers that force back and is bent and shattered.
@genericmeat
@genericmeat 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that the guillotine didn't always execute someone with just one drop too
@babarlebarbar2709
@babarlebarbar2709 5 жыл бұрын
@@genericmeat Well, guillotine was built to avoid that problem in the first place, and it did a realy good job at that. Watch the previous video where they slice through multiple pineapples with quite clean cuts ! One neck was absolutely nothing for a guillotine. Guillotine was built to replace the Axes during death sentences because axes could fail at choping the head with one slice, for various reasons, the axe blade being to short so it was hard to hit with the perfect spot, or not enough force put in the swing. Guillotine blade is SOOOO heavy, there was no force problem, and it was large enough, guided by rails, so there was no way it miss, and the blade was angled so it could perfom the cut much easier.
@meamjustme
@meamjustme 5 жыл бұрын
A big rubber band ball could be interresting. And not to expensive :P Also, time to upgrade the track system because this is not the best design you can do. ;)
@XenosvonFaneli
@XenosvonFaneli 5 жыл бұрын
I'd also go for a wider blade probably, and maybe add a place above the blade for weights to be added as needed. Also if they are going to stick with the current track system they may want to make a section that could hinge open to allow for resetting the track without pulling it all apart.
@brennentumlinson5190
@brennentumlinson5190 5 жыл бұрын
Once you make $50 You should cut $50 (or more) worth of beer. (Bottles preferably)
@ctherd3504
@ctherd3504 5 жыл бұрын
I second this although it may be more family friendly with sugar glass bottles and non-alcoholic beverages...
@Thenameisbond1
@Thenameisbond1 5 жыл бұрын
Brennen tumlinson take the lid off with the guillotine and the drink it!
@Superstupidy
@Superstupidy 5 жыл бұрын
7:10 Woah. Looks like Nick's getting a little comfortable with the guillotine blade there.
@ronsamson537
@ronsamson537 5 жыл бұрын
Might i propose once the channel has earned enough money to pay for it, that you commission a different blade shape. Instead of a single slant you go with a reverse V that will push the target towards the center upon impact.
@RealDrudge
@RealDrudge 5 жыл бұрын
I was just about to write the exact same 👍
@vincenoname
@vincenoname 5 жыл бұрын
that wouldnt be a historically accurate guillotine
@ronsamson537
@ronsamson537 5 жыл бұрын
@@vincenoname I'm pretty sure metal wheels along the sides aren't historically accurate either. Honestly, i doubt anyone here cares for historical accuracy. If they did, they certainly wouldn't be here.
@RealDrudge
@RealDrudge 5 жыл бұрын
@@vincenoname does anyone say it must be historical correct? If yes, it doesn yet look like one. They could make it more the american way, harder, better, faster, stronger 😆
@rbroob97
@rbroob97 5 жыл бұрын
Ron Samson that was all I was imagining while watching this vid
@jason8219
@jason8219 5 жыл бұрын
You want something with a lot of particles when chopped...may I suggest a confetti cannon
@andrewtaylor3167
@andrewtaylor3167 5 жыл бұрын
When you finally get that beer money, you know what'll go great with it? Guillotine sliced pizza
@hayessquared5662
@hayessquared5662 5 жыл бұрын
Have they named the Guillotine yet? If not I nominate "Gilly the Guillotine" Also GIVE THESE GUYS THE BEER MONEY
@Celticshade
@Celticshade 5 жыл бұрын
Hayes Squared “Give these guys beer money the Guillotine”
@cockatoo010
@cockatoo010 5 жыл бұрын
Guillaume Should be a French name
@ashenowak2717
@ashenowak2717 5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure jake named it Big Chungus
@QuixoticCowboy
@QuixoticCowboy 5 жыл бұрын
dude it should be Gilly McGuillotineface
@UFT90
@UFT90 5 жыл бұрын
The Gilly Monster
@Benjiman20
@Benjiman20 5 жыл бұрын
Chop D's body pillow, try chopping different types of safety helmets bike helmets etc.
@zakd2124
@zakd2124 5 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Szabó D would go John Wick on them, it’s not safe
@BENJI12318
@BENJI12318 5 жыл бұрын
I think the hole on "the chopping block" should be narrower and maybe add a texture to hold things, idk, maybe? Or maybe another blade that stands looking up
@R4tB4G
@R4tB4G 5 жыл бұрын
4:22 i'm just chilling, watching the crew chop stuff when suddenly... the hungarian anthem! wth! :D
@n.e.v.e.r
@n.e.v.e.r 5 жыл бұрын
National anthems are pretty much the only music that won't be copyright claimed at this point.
@KelleyJay
@KelleyJay 5 жыл бұрын
Jake, you could use linear bearings like machines use at the gym. That way no derailing
@badnation1776
@badnation1776 5 жыл бұрын
Gulliotine vs ballistic jelleton torso and head, it's the most accurate way of testing it. Plus it would look awesome lol
@KeshicatGaming
@KeshicatGaming 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking a Zombie go Boom head!
@JoshuaRandyBuono
@JoshuaRandyBuono 5 жыл бұрын
I’m just helping out for the beer Edit after watching first minute: Apparently I haven’t haven’t helped
@akumaMMII
@akumaMMII 5 жыл бұрын
Well it's propably the first time, that a Guillotine chopped some Nerf "Blasters", in history, EVER!
@emiliolopez271
@emiliolopez271 3 жыл бұрын
“Drop until you chop” “Crunch until you munch”😂😂😂
@xureality
@xureality 5 жыл бұрын
Estimated revenue: $0.00 So KZbin put you guys on the chopping block, huh?
@renegade2110
@renegade2110 5 жыл бұрын
This made me giggle.
@eddardstark2235
@eddardstark2235 5 жыл бұрын
In the name of Robert of the House Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm, I, Eddard of the House Stark, Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North, sentence a Rubik's Cube to die.
@Alfredo412
@Alfredo412 5 жыл бұрын
you forgot the Rhoynar
@HarmonicTunes
@HarmonicTunes 5 жыл бұрын
I would like to see episodes on improving the guillotine. Like changing the drop rails, resharpening the blade, and other care you need to keep it alive.
@caseysimpson-hasey7222
@caseysimpson-hasey7222 2 жыл бұрын
So it’s a chopping train? 😂
@cetusz_maximus2
@cetusz_maximus2 5 жыл бұрын
Guys you love the Hungarian national anthem 4:22🇭🇺 These guillotine videos are like a Hungarian festivities now😂😂😂 When I heard it I immediately stood up and sang it.
@VxThrasherxV
@VxThrasherxV 5 жыл бұрын
KZbin. I need to see what it looks like to cut 100k bills with a Guilotine
@vickysoria
@vickysoria 5 жыл бұрын
If Wren looks that concerned about chopping toys, imagine his reaction if you chopped an electric skateboard 😈
@brendanmccombs792
@brendanmccombs792 5 жыл бұрын
It'd be interesting to see some coconuts getting chopped. Also a weird idea should invite the Slow mo guys over so we can see choppage at 10,000+ FPS
@flawlesscowboy1173
@flawlesscowboy1173 5 жыл бұрын
Jake was that the F-BOMB I heard? I thought this was family friendly guillotine content? 😂
@anangryspartan2502
@anangryspartan2502 5 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@jaysal_dies
@jaysal_dies 5 жыл бұрын
5:59, 7:06 IT'S CHILL THEY AINT MONETIZED YET
@weeksweeks9552
@weeksweeks9552 5 жыл бұрын
Chopping stuff with big ass blade to buy beer. Classic family friendly channel
@lolcatsravenight
@lolcatsravenight 5 жыл бұрын
Chop some of those oobleck ballons... like the ones wren couldn't fill forever 😂
@__program
@__program 5 жыл бұрын
Go for the classics! Chop: -Something on fire -Oobleck -Something mildly combustive (Might need to go outside) -Ballistic gel -Wood logs (bcuz why not) -Wren himself
@bamboozi
@bamboozi 5 жыл бұрын
Samuel Moreland oh that got dark fast
@bamboozi
@bamboozi 5 жыл бұрын
Samuel Moreland what about peter?
@snowbloodapple
@snowbloodapple 5 жыл бұрын
I was like hell yeah until I saw the last one
@afroman527
@afroman527 5 жыл бұрын
A camera on the blade for some first person cutting action! High speed slow motion!
@Warpface239
@Warpface239 5 жыл бұрын
Thats a great way to break a camera.
@GeorgieBonsoir
@GeorgieBonsoir 5 жыл бұрын
Great way to get that kid friendly SEO, while using a god damn guillotine XD
@NathanJEllerton
@NathanJEllerton 5 жыл бұрын
Would've been nice to see some nerf bullets get chopped 😩
@tassy47d
@tassy47d 5 жыл бұрын
Chop some Renaissance themed items. Like books, instruments, hunks of meat, paintings, etc.
@khalidbawazir9250
@khalidbawazir9250 5 жыл бұрын
Do a 100 layers of anything and then Drop it till it chops
@MrDelta509
@MrDelta509 5 жыл бұрын
You should place the rail system inside of the 2x4s. Should help keep the blade from derailing/jamming and with a slightly lager blade it should keep anything from getting pushed out and not cut.
@TheEnabledSecondary
@TheEnabledSecondary 5 жыл бұрын
You guys gotta do carbon fiber, will it's indestructible nature be matched by the power of the almighty guillotine?
@miguelfernandes5345
@miguelfernandes5345 5 жыл бұрын
poor Jake, will have to rebuild the gui-o'-tine after that
@oneupnerd
@oneupnerd 5 жыл бұрын
3:48 Wrens face says it all 😂
@astro-knot3647
@astro-knot3647 5 жыл бұрын
Intricate destruction idea: Build a lego set (or a few) and sentence them to the chop.
@squiddlyd755
@squiddlyd755 5 жыл бұрын
You should sharpen that blade! That’ll help stop if from derailing, and get you cleaner cuts
@piratebobb900
@piratebobb900 5 жыл бұрын
while this could help, sharpening the blade would not necessarily fix the problem. the big issue with blades is that they work by separating matter, and if your blade is too thick it will just end of getting stuck or fail to cut through the object and, in their case, derail. Shadiversity has some great videos on the intricacies of medieval blades if you're interested in the topic.
@eyakimicki
@eyakimicki 5 жыл бұрын
3:47 wren couldn't hear them because he was wearing airpods
@chill1350
@chill1350 5 жыл бұрын
Me: sorry I can’t come I have to do some important things Me: *watches this video* My FBI agent: important huh
@thebean4262
@thebean4262 5 жыл бұрын
'I keep getting older, they stay the same age' - Jake 2019
@AJvsEverything
@AJvsEverything 5 жыл бұрын
* -David Wooderson 1976
@gar8177
@gar8177 5 жыл бұрын
Don't know what it is about things shattering and chopping but its very pleasing!
@TheFenixdown
@TheFenixdown 5 жыл бұрын
YES!!! I can't believe I now have GUILLOTINE videos to look forward to. You boys are doing Gods work, thank you
@Viper_The_Pilot
@Viper_The_Pilot 5 жыл бұрын
You, NEED to buy a ballistic dummy, and just make slices of him
@TwoBitty
@TwoBitty 5 жыл бұрын
Shadeheart_ AT Those things are expensive, they probably will once they get monetized. Right now they’d have to buy out of pocket for a video that would be guaranteed to be demonetized for simulated blood and gore.
@aliengoboom
@aliengoboom 5 жыл бұрын
They need some beer!!!!! Com on KZbin!!
@petro1986
@petro1986 5 жыл бұрын
Guillotine your 100K subs trophy once it arrives!
@aaddddyy000077
@aaddddyy000077 5 жыл бұрын
You should add spring loaded(lightly) spacers to keep the things at place. If you want me to draw it let me know.
@flagerdevil
@flagerdevil 2 жыл бұрын
I love the randomness of just suddenly making a guillotine and a new channel for cutting things in half! 😆
@fudroysmith7948
@fudroysmith7948 5 жыл бұрын
Also, I think the guillotine needs a proper name,
@tjesse
@tjesse 5 жыл бұрын
Gilbert Gilmore Gilly Gilltrude
@zacharias_b
@zacharias_b 5 жыл бұрын
Jacques?
@rorymead4579
@rorymead4579 5 жыл бұрын
Robespierre?
@jayk9216
@jayk9216 5 жыл бұрын
Wilma
@fudroysmith7948
@fudroysmith7948 5 жыл бұрын
Susan?
@tajender_singh
@tajender_singh 5 жыл бұрын
Do some water balloons.. Whatsay? (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
@BenderWaffles
@BenderWaffles 5 жыл бұрын
Glass bowl full of marbles. Not sure why that particular idea came to me but I think it'd be quite fun to see all that stuff go flying
@sycohmantice
@sycohmantice 5 жыл бұрын
A competition would be fun, like teams chop as many somethings as possible without a jam
@adams7942
@adams7942 5 жыл бұрын
A competition where nick and jake keep on chopping until one of them drops
@CarsonHolt
@CarsonHolt 5 жыл бұрын
Wren: You guys breaking our toys? Me: Don’t worry, it’s just an X-Shot.
@Master_Kirby
@Master_Kirby 5 жыл бұрын
I believe they reviewed the X-Shot guns in a past video and some X-Shots were better than Nerf.
@CarsonHolt
@CarsonHolt 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, some of them shoot harder and stuff, I sorta meant it as a joke since my channel is about Nerf. Also, notice that the X-Shots all got chopped but the Nerf blasters didn’t.
@Master_Kirby
@Master_Kirby 5 жыл бұрын
@@CarsonHolt Cool, I didn't notice your icon.
@ctherd3504
@ctherd3504 5 жыл бұрын
Again I am so happy that y’all are doing this. I have some somewhat simple modifications for talks rail system that would minimize movement of the blade and derailing of the guide wheels
@Hellfire2122
@Hellfire2122 5 жыл бұрын
Glad you're addressing the design flaws. It's been a bit underwhelming so far because of these issues.
@Lucifye
@Lucifye 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@sabrod92
@sabrod92 5 жыл бұрын
You guys are aewsome. What would john wick do if his guns got chopped.
@Medlek
@Medlek 5 жыл бұрын
You can't just ask what if you do something to John Wick's property
@Celticshade
@Celticshade 5 жыл бұрын
They wouldnt be alive to answer that question
@sabrod92
@sabrod92 5 жыл бұрын
@@Medlek i was wondering do you think if they replaced chuck norris jokes with john wick they wod still be as funny? Dont get me wrong chuck is a god but i keep running into kids who are like "chuck who" which drives me crazy
@sabrod92
@sabrod92 5 жыл бұрын
@@Celticshade thats true haha
@Medlek
@Medlek 5 жыл бұрын
Oh dude I remember Chuck alright I just like Reeves more personally. Maybe because he's the new OP actor, maybe we'll see someone else take his place in a few years, you never know
@mathiasbttger980
@mathiasbttger980 5 жыл бұрын
You should chop a bunch of candles! Think it would be awesome. I think that the blade would go right through but there might be an explosion of candle-particles. pls do :)
@_TestBot
@_TestBot 5 жыл бұрын
I believe this channel should NOT be monetized until you sharpen your blade! You're just dropping a heavy metal object on other stuff and you're not cutting!
@AysarAburrub
@AysarAburrub 5 жыл бұрын
this whole channel shouldnt exist in the first place ... i mean sure it's cool they built a guillotine, big whoop, but do we really need a whole channel for it? ... this is just a cash grab.
@VagabondVerdas
@VagabondVerdas 5 жыл бұрын
@@AysarAburrub no shit lol they keep saying it's for extra beer money
@justifiable
@justifiable 5 жыл бұрын
@@AysarAburrub did you- did you watch the video??
@zakd2124
@zakd2124 5 жыл бұрын
Aysar Aburrub They say it’s a cash grab every single time they mention it. They aren’t hiding that from us at all.
@ashlynx1
@ashlynx1 5 жыл бұрын
@@AysarAburrub it also too Jake like 5 months to build, of course they're gonna chop as much as possible
@ThatGuy_33
@ThatGuy_33 5 жыл бұрын
If this was something I was working on I would personally redo the dropping mechanism If the blade slid in grooves in the beam instead of riding on casters you could aluminate the gap between the beam and the blade It would also allow you to bring the edges of the table platform closer to the blade so that things will cut instead of leveraging and snapping
@aidanallen1976
@aidanallen1976 5 жыл бұрын
Please keep a consistent narrative going along side this of "getting the beer money", it'll add so much to what is a basic premise.
@nickfuglseth642
@nickfuglseth642 5 жыл бұрын
Y'all should put a green screen behind the guillotine so you can put any background... Like so they can see this
@peterxiong3367
@peterxiong3367 5 жыл бұрын
7:06 *drops an f bomb KZbin: Im going to end this channels entire career.
@tilgare
@tilgare 5 жыл бұрын
It's not monitized, why bother censoring if KZbin doesn't have any ad money to take away.
@peterxiong3367
@peterxiong3367 5 жыл бұрын
@@tilgare The joke is, they are trying to get it monetized, but at the same time are saying stuff like that that will make their case for monetization worse.
@AG5_
@AG5_ 5 жыл бұрын
Since the Guillotine Channel was made to get beer I think as a way to commemorate getting the money you should guillotine the beer, like hitting a ship with champagne you gotta cut the beer with the guillotine.
@christopherstein2024
@christopherstein2024 5 жыл бұрын
Get a barrel and cut the tap or make a plug tube that can be cut.
@liamsullivan4484
@liamsullivan4484 5 жыл бұрын
I think some kind of glass bowl filled with water would be interesting, the mixture of shattering glass and water splashing could be quite good.
@Breepable17
@Breepable17 5 жыл бұрын
yall should christen the channel and its eventual revenue by opening the first beer on the guillotine
@trainzguy2472
@trainzguy2472 4 жыл бұрын
You should add cross bracing supports along the entire track for the blade. That way the frame doesn't flex and the blade doesn't derail. It should also fit very tightly into the track, with as little horizontal play as possible. I suggest making the gap at the bottom narrower so it doesn't get stuck in there with whatever you're chopping. Also consider adding bracing or side guards to the table so stuff doesn't move around. Maybe you can make them out of acrylic so they don't block the view.
@NoobPTFO
@NoobPTFO 5 жыл бұрын
It was Nerf or nothing, and it stopped that guillotine good.
@baelreviewsshit5382
@baelreviewsshit5382 5 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess you could say the guillotine was...nerfed.
@smokestacksband
@smokestacksband 5 жыл бұрын
I think that KZbin should monetize your channel. So you can buy beer.
@Crazykurosaki833
@Crazykurosaki833 4 жыл бұрын
Wren coming out of no where caught me off guard. This is the second video of this channel from corridor/ crew. You guys are like the creators I watch the most. I really hope you guys get your beer money.!!!
@JordoSleet
@JordoSleet 5 жыл бұрын
You guys should team up with the slow mo guys I'm getting the same vibes here Edit: Called it
@kyleb.417
@kyleb.417 5 жыл бұрын
Hey Californian Government!!! Found the source of the earthquakeee!!!!!!
@nezade
@nezade 5 жыл бұрын
I wanna see a collaboration with the Slow Mo Guys. If you get the first 50$, buy beer worth 50$ and chop that XD!
@Amlozek
@Amlozek 5 жыл бұрын
Two videos in a row guys... Why are you so obsessed with the Hungarian National Anthem? 4:25
@Dzsabbashu
@Dzsabbashu 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i was just about to ask the same thing, its really weird. Maybe they mixed it up thinking its the French one.
@Amlozek
@Amlozek 5 жыл бұрын
@@Dzsabbashu I am just not really happy about it, since the video has a "happy" theme and the Hungarian anthem is one of the saddest ones out there. It just doesn't fit.
@PHFilms1
@PHFilms1 5 жыл бұрын
Yes and Dvorak's String Quartet No. 12 as well (5:58)
@perimaster8016
@perimaster8016 5 жыл бұрын
Chop gallons of different liquids in bottles and measure the splash zone. Then invite someone to watch and seat them right in the splash zone.
@benjaminhavens7266
@benjaminhavens7266 5 жыл бұрын
You guys should do a collaboration with the Slow Mo Guys and chop some stuff in super slow motion. I think that would be a cool video!
@thingsthatgobomb
@thingsthatgobomb 5 жыл бұрын
Monetize the vids, @youtube . They need that beer money, man
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