Real Housewives of Santa Fe Dinner - SNL

[@02ujtb00626]

"Because he thought you were a horse b*tch!" That had me dead!! ☠️☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂😂

[@markpietro8875]

You’re not a real person are you?

[@officialjameso]

AGREED. That's the best part...

[@02ujtb00626]

@@officialjameso that delivery though was so pointed lol.

[@biegebythesea6775]

horrible and i hope it wasn't written by a man for that actress. kind of disgusting.

[@02ujtb00626]

@@biegebythesea6775 why would that matter? If its funny its funny, and she would have to be okay with it anyway.

[@bea4156]

“So now For-Profit prisons aren’t a business?!” is so underrated!! 🤣😭

[@propogandalf]

That was one of the few funny lines and it got no laughs!

[@beenaplumber8379]

Doesn't something have to exist long enough to be rated before it's underrated?

[@zoyadulzura7490]

That and the "million dollar one-bedroom apartments" were my favorite lines.

[@A.J.1656]

No, it was not rated at all. You just liked that joke.

[@markpietro8875]

You’re not a real person are you?

[@olivergarrick1175]

The take out bags of faijitas are still sizzling 😂.

[@SerenityValentineToglia]

😅bro was struggling

[@kansasart5912]

There's More dry ice in those Doggie Bags than in a Haunted House lol

[@skait174]

i know they were props, and i could literally see the mini fog machine towards the end, but those fajitas were actually anxiety inducing 😅

[@aliceanneacts6164]

Clear who the once and possibly future servers are… And I just worked at a Ruby Tuesday…

[@aliceanneacts6164]

@spirals73 no insult, just an iykyk…

[@cicalinarrot]

"Ok Bowen, how long do you think you can play the straight guy?" "No more than 8 seconds and Im gonna need a pink silk shirt"

[@ayshapaige]

Underrated comment.. but her "short weird husband" seeming secretly closeted made it so much more real.

[@TheKrazysexykool]

Lol

[@BeMoreFunny]

Funnier than anything in the sketch

[@Kitty8791]

Obviously, someone missed the sketch "Bowen's Straight" when Sydney Sweeney hosted last season. It's legendary.

[@canaisyoung3601]

That's crazy. That silk pink shirt was from his own closet, just like the leather he wore when he played the biker from The Village People.

[@TDcomedyparody]

I thought Lisa from Temecula was gonna be here!

[@ramirezproductions0826]

With Punkie Johnson gone, I don't think she'll be back anytime soon.

[@TDcomedyparody]

@@ramirezproductions0826 that makes me sad :(

[@ramirezproductions0826]

@@TDcomedyparody Me too. I'm gonna miss Lisa and Punkie 😢

[@elsah3339]

Bring her back snl!

[@macdreezy794]

Me too!

[@abimaelhernandez3591]

Fajitas are a character all on their own during dinner. The sizzle, the sass and the smells.

[@mateobanda6808]

A moment of silence for the fajitas

[@TheKrazysexykool]

They're the real victims here

[@CoalaCalavera]

The audience took that moment at 1:42

[@jasonzdoodle]

The audience was pretty quiet here but I was CRACKING up at Andrew trying to edge the fajitas onto the table

[@thisuniquechica]

Yeah, that audience was so clueless.

[@anakreyszig303]

Someone (or several someones) int the writers' room watches the RH franchise. They have captured the essence of a RH's argument in all its ridiculous, surreal glory.

[@PerkyGothWriter]

"What is this? I ordered fajitas." "These are fajitas." "Well then, fajitas are not what I thought they were. Please take them back."

[@loveforeignaccents]

Yes, everyone who watches hears the same thing, sweetheart.

[@robbien8193]

We all heard it, thank you sweetie.

[@Hopscotch_24]

You thought that was clever enough to quote. Well then, funny is not what I thought it was.

[@sharonsmalls6846]

Ignore the toxic, negative postings.

[@mconpalace]

this was my favorite part because I too thought fajitas looked different

[@olivergarrick1175]

This is so lisa from Temecula coded.

[@beautifulsurprise9424]

I don’t want it without Punkie…

[@JamieMurphy25]

@@beautifulsurprise9424 I'm sure Devon could fill the void as her boyfriend or husband?

[@beautifulsurprise9424]

@@JamieMurphy25 anyone could try but I just believe it was Punkie’s roll. That’s my opinion but I loved the way her character bounced off of Ego as Lisa from Temecula. My opinion though.

[@s9lecomp]

Oh girl, these fajitas are bussin'!

[@jgilc2691]

@@olivergarrick1175 Let's face it. There IS a Lisa from Temecula on some kind of level in every group among THOSE dreadful housewives in every show.

[@taix371]

Waiters don’t get paid enough

[@loveforeignaccents]

Because their main source of income is their tips.

[@taix371]

What are you talking about? You’re not even a business woman! 😅😅😅

[@bea4156]

💯💯💯

[@toddmoreyjr5028]

@@loveforeignaccentshere’s a tip: don’t be a server where they make forever sizzling fajitas!

[@KernelHughes]

Servers

[@shanerenfrow3275]

THATS BECAUSE HE THOUGHT YOU WERE A HORSE

[@nyczdarkalex]

This line made me cackle. 😂

[@victorgaetefigueroa4921]

Me tooo 😂​@@nyczdarkalex

[@biegebythesea6775]

horrible for the actress. hate the writer for that.

[@TheDeadlySquid1]

Used to work as a waiter in New Mexico and would dread when a table would order frajitas. The kitchen would be screaming at you to serve them immediately. Grease would pelt your face as you carried them out to the table and people would not move as you tried to put them down on the table. I must have burned my hand a thousand times on those skillets.

[@OptimusPrimeribs]

how about a pot holder and a cart to keep the grease away from your face?

[@aliceanneacts6164]

@@OptimusPrimeribshave you worked in a “Family restaurant”?

[@aliceanneacts6164]

And you can feel the zits firming in real time…

[@leaaugusta9924]

When I was a server, guests not making space for their food was THE MOST IRRITATING EXPERIENCE

[@OptimusPrimeribs]

@@aliceanneacts6164 can you answer the question?

[@thisisahandlelol]

They've been very loud, and they make the who place smell like fajitas

[@katie8881]

the studio audience wasn't feeling this sketch much but i was absolutely pissing myself the first time i saw it

[@triple_sec0]

I was at La Fonda a couple of weeks ago having dinner and can swear SNL writers were there just watching and listening and writing down everything that was happening. 😂

[@carlosmartinez6227]

La Fonda is a joke to locals. Only old white people think its culture

[@Sedonalegendhelenfrye]

@@carlosmartinez6227 Agreed, we had such bad service the last time we were there, at the bar, will never return! Like so many establishments downtown, they don't care if they serve good drinks and entrees, because they cater mostly to tourists, many of which will never return (who's going to complain?). They could care less about the locals, just making money. Oh, and by the way, so much of the Plaza is now owned by foreign interests, 😒

[@ramirezproductions0826]

The real star of this sketch is Andrew trying to carry all those trays of of hot fajitas 😂

[@RichardX1]

Welcome to the premise.

[@edaten4205]

New Mexicans going to freak out about that Saguaro cactus in the logo. 😂

[@carlosmartinez6227]

i am a New Mexican and I love this sketch this is what i wish i could tell them.

[@aegctgames993]

justice for the waiter

[@TillisWard]

💯😂

[@Ron-Ayres]

It's pronounced wahita.

[@AYEwhatido]

When she said, well then fajitas are not what I thought they were 😂😂😂

[@redmoondesignbeth9119]

LOL I'm from Santa Fe. Where is the turquoise?

[@evelynivy6124]

Also from Santa Fe! This set honestly felt much more like California or Arizona than New Mexico, in terms of both the architecture and the plants!

[@redmoondesignbeth9119]

@@evelynivy6124 Do you have a restaurant you would have chosen? The Pantry is more in my budget. :)

[@liammitchell2225]

Jean had the ring at least. Definitely should have been margaritas and getting angry after ordering Christmas

[@gingersquints]

I'm in Santa Fe, I thought I misheard and they meant San Jose! Hey SNL writers, I think you need to actually visit Santa Fe before writing a skit based in Santa Fe!

[@redmoondesignbeth9119]

I was a hostess at LaBoca and our guests were much sweeter than this. :) Probably better food. LOL

[@gustavodelgado5716]

The fajitas stayed sizzling! This was a perfect sketch.

[@own1046]

And later 1 million dollar 1 bed room apt😂😂😂

[@steffnic13]

Heidi is always the Boxers wife at heart.

[@TabethaAurochs]

🤯 So accurate!

[@mjn245]

Tbh, I was surprised to see her out with the girls, I thought she’d be at her sistah’s with the kids.

[@calvthomas6153]

I loooove that skit! Especially when she calls out her kids names "Nikki & Peppas".🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@patricknyhan7491]

I’m just imagining the writers room pitch of “what if the waiter can’t put down the food” and Jost giggling.

[@StopWars420]

He's not head writer anymore

[@Fake_Robot]

Why?

[@benzaiten933]

I know it's only a sketch, but that poor waiter!

[@markpietro8875]

You’re not a real person are you?

[@RMA8159]

Not the sizzling fajitas in the bag😂 I can smell them through the screen.🤤

[@DavidMay-cc1xo]

I've never worked in the food service industry, but I feel like ever waiter and waitress has had to deal with a table like these, probably on a weekly basis and I could never.

[@retrospectors6595]

Fajita guy can’t help it, he’s not a business woman

[@chandram4866]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was laughing so hard. They wouldn't let him put down the fajitas! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rachelmcdonough1506]

I was only a waitress at a Mexican restaurant for a month and I still get fajita nightmares...

[@winkosquikalot1844]

I love that Sarah broke character cracking a smile while the tray was on her head 😂

[@goldyblob]

As an ex-server, I approve this message and laughed too hard

[@shannonardo]

BOWEN’S ACCENT WAS PERFECT. My uncles have that accent, and his was spot-on, just *slightly* over-exaggerated but that’s what makes it funny lol

[@jameshaddan8538]

More statement turquoise jewelry was needed…basically Louise had the perfect look…coral/turquoise jewelry and leather cowboy jacket…in winter she’d be in an Overland Sheepskin jacket. The skit had more of a Real Housewives of San Antonio look, minus the Texas accents.

[@carlosmartinez6227]

I think they didn't have the actresses but yea they should have looked like that one lady. I have never been mistreated by a black person in Santa Fe. I love that the waiter was a young white man it shows that rather a New Mexican is white arab or hispanic we are all treated the same by them

[@jameshaddan8538]

@@carlosmartinez6227 I was really speaking about the costuming and set design rather than the racial makeup of the skit. I grew up near Santa Fe, in Las Vegas New Mexico, and have spent a lot of time there…I was just trying to say that the set design etc. didn’t look like Santa Fe, but more like Texas. You make some good points.

[@carlosmartinez6227]

@@jameshaddan8538 as a local worker i have rewatched this 20 times i am happy they made the waiter white cause all of us locals whiite hispanic native are treated like dirt by them unless you are a native painter

[@laalaa99stl]

The smoking takeout bags! 🤣

[@rishwaamin5840]

As a huge housewives fan, this is on point! So funny! All the arguments about who is a true businesswoman.

[@amandaasutton]

NY always bringing the saguaro cactus to NM 😂

[@TheJujunick]

They never learn. It’s very ignorant.

[@carlosmartinez6227]

they still spoke for us working class people here every single one of them needs to see this so they can see how they really are

[@MaxBernseGA]

I live in New Mexico and I can attest to how real this sketch is. Everyone has a business or side hussle, everyone wears some leather (or want to), everyone wears some silver jewelry with turquoise (or want to), including rings. All the women wear their hair loose, and yes, all the men are eclectic 😂. Viva New Mexico!!!

[@loverofthewordofgod4156]

This was just 'laugh out loud' awesome. Therapy.

[@nicoleadel]

Love how the housewives of Santa Fe have Boston accents 😂

[@luluzzz91]

Jean Smart is hilarious!!!! we need her back every season!

[@codykicklighter8934]

“Short shiny husband” was a great line

[@GigiofEFlats]

"He thought you were a horse!" 🤣

[@sMVshortMusicVideos]

This hits home, a broken home, but so funny.

[@bonniegeppert3912]

He had no business bringing those fajitas to the table to make the whole place smell like fajitas especially when they did not know the fajitas were what they thought they were 😂

[@jasonezzell6901]

Sarah looking up at Andrew struggling with the trays 😂

[@mickjen]

The way I winced when he grabbed the cast iron skillet!

[@Mskittenlover12]

I feel so genuinely bad for the waiter. 😂

[@KK-rj7ij]

I need more episodes of this. LOL

[@HippiePajon]

HE THOUGHT YOU WERE A HORSE 😂

[@RspbyLmn]

Now if this were truly New Mexico, someone is gonna have to be bragging about their chilies. Chilie candles, chili gravy & biscuit, chili air freshener, chili body lotion...

[@carlosmartinez6227]

This is as Santa Fe as it gets

[@pjano476]

Right? New Mexico isn’t even known for fajitas. That’s Texas all the way

[@user-fe5zn1tu3z]

I find that every time Andrew is in a sketch I just smile

[@masochistmonkey]

that fog machine was the star of this one

[@fluxfaze]

Having lived six years in Santa Fe, this is scary spot on.

[@Wintersincla]

The waiter should have deployed a “Beep Beep” to get in there!

[@misspriss7817]

I didn't know Deborah Vance was here with that horse line😂😂😂

[@lorraineedmond5921]

My husband is caramelizing onions as I watch this, so there was @ Smellavision aspect to the fajitas for me 🤣

[@B-Moye]

I love the smoke genie being exposed on the plate of fajitas by the end 😂😂

[@steveconn]

The writers have never been to Santa Fe, obviously. More like Real Housewives of Scottsdale

[@fewernotes]

This comment deserves a lot more likes.

[@kariabrams8850]

They even had a SAGUARO. Come on.

[@greenchilecheesey]

And no one mentioned how SPIRITUAL Santa Fe is 🙄

[@carlosmartinez6227]

I'm a local of santa fe and sure they got the catcus wrong and the women need to be all old and white like the lady on the thumb nail but beseides that this is santa fe to a T

[@Therockfan30]

@@carlosmartinez6227Really?? I always took New Mexico to be more Hispanic in looks since a lot of them have a Spaniard and Native American mix.

[@claudiasiefer8495]

Best line? "Okay who's ready for fajitas?" so dam funny

[@deanbarnette1602]

That's pretty spot-on for those terrible Real Housewives shows!! 🤣💯

[@marcoschavarria3232]

Standing up right in front of the sizzling fajitas crazy 😂😂 and "rancho mexicana" is gold

[@gloriahufnagel5556]

OK.. as a former server, I can say thus scene is very possible.. as a Real Housewife viewer, I can’t tell if I’m watching SNL.. or Bravo😂😂

[@LukeFitch]

The women are accurate but the restaurant and food is not actually what our restaurants in Santa Fe are like

[@UncleBobbo]

Moved to Santa Fe last year and I think this is spot on.

[@crowdfundyourdream]

I've never watched an episode of Real Housewives before and I hope this is as close as I ever get! 😅

[@penidk]

2:02 this is very Lisa from Temecula of her

[@cranjismcbasketball2565]

That waiter deserves his justice for holding those fajitas all that time while dealing with that group!

[@mattroorda2871]

I love sketches where they embrace some specific location and go all in on it, like this and the Californians

[@sngray11]

That waiter needs a raise and a huge tip! 💞

[@mjn245]

“Excuse me, the businesswomen are talking!”

[@UltraSonic737]

Million Dollar 1 Bedroom Apartment sounds like a real show, I see it advertised in all the rental realty emails I get. 😂

[@thetinkercook5430]

20 more pounds of turquoise for accuracy

[@minaballerina]

them telling him to put the food down but there’s no space is extremely accurate to food service

[@jaydenlevi4569]

Me at my first job as a waiter in college😂😂😂

[@summertime_trolls]

that was funny, i like the fajitas, good one

[@MrKuire]

Plastic bags are banned in Santa Fe

[@areyoufriendly]

Are you saying this wasn’t real life??

[@ilenet9911]

I was wondering that!

[@heavybre]

That waiter needs a raise

[@carlosmartinez6227]

That waiter is the working class of santa fe who ever wrote this must have visted us or been born here or something because we locals need to plat this on loop for them. I love that they made the waiter s young white man to show it's not race it's age and class.

[@annathesubtlerebel]

Andrew fighting for his life out there

[@elizabethhubbard8151]

Now I’m craving fajitas

[@terrancekayton007]

I *LOVE the Ladies of *SNL* ❤❤❤❤ ALWAYS HILARIOUS

[@zuzupetalsnyc]

A missed opportunity to bring in Lisa from Temecula visiting her Real Housewife friends in Santa Fe

[@kimclarke1519]

We dont have saguaro cacti in New Mexico

[@Unagodd]

Heidi Gardner is in EVERYTHING now and I love it! Or... is it possible I'm just so obsessed with her I'm *seeing* her everywhere I look?

[@RWR-nq4gd]

Yeah it's the second part, cause she's not funny

[@Unagodd]

@@RWR-nq4gd You need to lay off the luudes, piglet. She's hot af and hilarious.

[@heidihealer4550]

🎋~ "So now 'Candles by Bree' is not a business?!" 😂 Thank God, some of us don't watch the real show!

[@toddysurcharge771]

Sarah Sherman looked amazing in this sketch.

[@aliceanneacts6164]

The fajitas😂😂😂😂😂

[@coosoorlog]

worst trigger of my anxiety since uncut gems

[@cUser691]

Should have been For Profit Prisons BY Karen. The company name + “by First name” 🤣

[@UkeCan1]

That would have been even funnier

[@ShiniestMew]

MY 105 YEAR OLD HUSBAND

[@L0rdskywarp]

Ashley was great in this! Hope we see more of here

[@andresgc770]

Not for-profit prisons! 😂

[@owenreynolds8718]

Yeah, that was the best line. It both sounds funny; and is also real, big money, as grim and brutal as it sounds, and in general the complete opposite of everyone else's boutiques.

[@Sedonalegendhelenfrye]

Living in Santa Fe, this was hilarious, not terribly realist, but funny never-the-less. Also being from Sedona, the Stevie Nicks Fajita Roundup sketch was so rich! Now, have to say, even though Sedona had it's share of celebrities, I never knew of an association with Stevie, but she did have a home in Paradise Valley (Scottsdale) 😆

[@jonathandan5330]

"Fajitas are not what I thought they were. Please take them away." All my years as a server and bartender I've heard similar lines when someone orders a dish or drink they're unfamiliar with.

[@cathcolwell2197]

I’ve never seen any of the housewives shows and this was just hilarious😂

[@thexsalamedia]

0:52 they saying something about Louisville… I laughed so hard on this

[@A.J.1656]

The funniest part was Sarah Sherman's face when the waiter was trying to squeeze in past her head. lol