Tableside - SNL

[@blipmachine]

“It’s what we do with what we’re given that gives us what we get.” That’s actually true. If only I knew this back then when I didn’t know it.

[@iluvcamaros1912]

Maybe it will help us one day still, now that we know what we didn’t know then, but do know now. 😢🤔

[@patsyachors5111]

Bob Seger!

[@carolyndarley1045]

​@patsyachors5111 we're all "Workin' On Some Night Moves!"

[@zxggwrt]

😂😂

[@Shmancyfancy536]

Life can only be understood backwards but it have to be lived forwards.

[@PaullyMiller]

"I would like to get out of here." - Perfect delivery and underrated line.

[@Jen-oo8ss]

She’s going to be great for seasons to come.

[@prettyfarfromOK]

True, She is really good actress, which is refreshing for SNL cast

[@LovelyNayru]

It seemed like they were just getting drinks and apps before entrees, I wish she said “I would like some guac!” To double as a way to tell the server to do her job 😹

[@gordongekko2781]

@@LovelyNayru I agree. And, that would have suggested that she was making an effort to gently interrupt their special connection and return things to normal. Would've been a bit funnier.

[@anakreyszig303]

"That's your OPINION!!!!" channeling Tamra Judge at a RHOC Reunion! I am dying here . . .

[@jamila2957]

Totally and completely!

[@I.am.not.josh.groban]

Who

[@redflame300]

@@I.am.not.josh.groban yea its better if you don't know

[@I.am.not.josh.groban]

@@redflame300 can you please leave me alone

[@ferretferr5600]

@@I.am.not.josh.groban the ‘THAT’S MY OPINION’ meme

[@TheSaxon.]

Heidi always nails these type of sketches.

[@cleverusername9369]

Heidi always nails all sketches*

[@show-me-retro]

Not much she can't do

[@lauren_WI]

@3:15 mark, I literally jumped from her scream! She’s great on SNL! 👏

[@Lucks-3]

She's gonna go down as one of the greats from this generation. She really is on point in every moment. It's why her Beavis and Butthead break was so iconic - it was jarring to see her being anything short of perfect.

[@TobyIsAWoman]

Like the movie quotes one with Daniel Craig. She's amazing in that one too.

[@HelenTudor-Douglas]

Heidi Gardner is FANTASTIC on SNL! So much Talent, so much Variety, so much laughter....THAT'S MY OPINION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@lauriemiller3692]

I've been a fan of hers since the straw skit😂

[@lauriemiller3692]

You guys are just jealous of my straws cause you don't even know what I use them for😂

[@carcar113]

Heidi’s such a great actress

[@butidontwantachannel]

Why? You lookin' to save someone tonight? Eat yer ice cream.

[@chrisdalton5646]

❤

[@clarissamoll666]

Heidi Fleiss?

[@VioletCoyote]

@@butidontwantachannel …what? 😂

[@StigmaX]

I've never seen someone play the same character as well as her for so many years.

[@justjax6000]

Strange, this was one of those sketches that actually should’ve kept going.

[@matt-lang]

There were 2-3 tonight that just... ended. Felt off tonight

[@TheSaxon.]

SNL has always had trouble sticking the landing, unfortunately.

[@kengeorgejones6855]

They only barely managed to squeeze this into the very end of the episode. I'm surprised they got in as much as they did.

[@TheAegis1000]

There was so much opportunity there ...

[@harryfromwork]

they could have at least gone up to the funny part

[@tigerlily1118]

"THAT'S YOUR OPINION!" Damn Heidi!! 😂

[@bsmeaker]

Heidi co-MMITS!!!

[@neekimanashinanalternative5218]

Thats a reference

[@cadburybabies]

The enunciated N sound really drove that line. She’s so amazing. What a great episode last night’s was.

[@Starlesslight]

These monologues sound like they're taken from TV shows or movies from the 80's. This kind of thing happened in them all the time, a deeply personal monologue to an emotional piece of music.

[@meganchambers8108]

It's giving "This is that. This tastes like that." from the Blue Bonnet sketch lol!

[@immortalasirpa6006]

*It's what we do with what we're given that gives us what we get* 🤪 Some writer needs to take home a prize for that choice bit of wisdom lol

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Nope. Lame live instead of an apology.

[@dolapo5179]

Sounds like Noah Centineo wrote it 😂

[@dolapo5179]

​@@lenawagenfuehr53Its meant to be lame. That's the joke

[@hyacinthgirl76]

@@dolapo5179m

[@kimcheelove]

"THAT'S YOUR OPINION!!!!!" 😂😂😂

[@lei7414]

Ashley was really good in this I hope they place her in more sketches

[@johaeun4938]

:) Yes, perfect, served the scene and the comedy exactly right.

[@bonnieb9238]

Yea she is great compared to the other girl. I dont think the other 1 will be asked back. She was in the show for 2 secs after bombing the last 3 episodes

[@zeandiaz1791]

​@@bonnieb9238 which girl?

[@Valeriamtzp]

​@@bonnieb9238 Who are they replacing?

[@johaeun4938]

@@bonnieb9238 Haha, are you talking about Jane? Your phase-out description sounds like what they did with Jar Jar Binks in STAR WARS. And Ashley Padilla is just straight-up good, regardless of whether someone else sucks.

[@bennyboogenheimer4553]

Every day, I love Heidi more, and more.

[@TobyChampion]

It's what we do with what we're given that gives us what we get.

[@michaellechner3194]

To be honest, that´s a gem.

[@jlbueno0611]

Straight bars

[@stevenfranks3131]

For us for now we're going to try for now for us.... 😅

[@mustafa1name]

@@RebeccaPerry-Piper-u8x "Word salad" describes a nonsensical assemblage of words. Is that what you think this is? Is that what you think Kamala is attracted to? It's confusing when people use words and phrases whose meaning they don't understand, because you can't figure out what they are trying to say. It's as insidious as misinformation, because it obstructs and distorts communication

[@tnp1047]

Kenan for the steal with one word. "WHAT?!"

[@northerngirl1637]

What up with THAT?

[@mustafa1name]

I'm calling a tie. OPINION!

[@melissamoonchild9216]

lol literally I was just thinking how much I love him from that one word

[@kengeorgejones6855]

Nice to see the show try to have a few sketches that aren't just trying to ape a tiktok craze or find a lazy joke. This was one of Michael Keaton's best parts in the episode and Heidi also gets to tap into her best work. I wish this had had more time to build but I'm glad this even got on the air, especially on SNL these days.

[@eltravos99]

Keaton has a good stage presence as an actor in plays. And I think they were letting him show it off.

[@dimitar297]

He had trouble reading the cue card and couldn't remember the skit.

[@eamon1916]

This is what happens when you have a couple of outstanding actors.

[@Scipio488]

You waste them?

[@calabrais]

That "WOW" after "that's our opinion" had me rolling 😂

[@Tiniestwombat]

That guac station looks yummy! I want guac! 🤤

[@evelanpatton]

Ashley NAILED this! I wish we would see her used much more!!!! She has Gilda Radner style & ageless SNL tradition in her character sketch work!!! Give it to U.S.- she IS SNL AMERICANA!

[@theorybox3094]

This is the spiritual successor to the sketch between Heidi and Daniel Craig

[@editk7019]

“What I wouldn’t give to not know what I didn’t know then, but know now.” That’s the dumbest sounding wise sentence I’ve ever heard.

[@HubertofLiege]

What?

[@luckyjasonfan]

It's actually Brilliant! 😢

[@mustafa1name]

@@aaronkerrigan241 The eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

[@SharonShin-i4o]

Michael Keaton did an AMAZING job on SNL!!! He was hilarious.

[@KitC916]

Heidi's still got it!

[@jondunmore4268]

She's my Beth.

[@BenManaloto]

Where is she from Heidi ? I recognize her from a tv show

[@Spaceghost5446]

​@@BenManaloto your never gonna be this SNL

[@tarttizzle]

Ending in an unironic check please is classic

[@WaitingtoHit]

Given these characters' passionate discussion, you wouldn't expect Keaton to be so fickle and abrupt, so it is an ironic ending.

[@eastsidenicole]

Yesssss, I love these strange sketches because.... well who knows.

[@Masterfuego22]

They used my aunts restaurant in the intro in NJ 😮

[@CraftyLabTech]

Cyrano de Bergerac and unrequited love 😂😂

[@westleysavoy795]

I don’t know exactly why I love it, but I do! And I don’t care what you say. I love it for the skit it almost is, for what it wants to be, I love it.

[@hotfudgecake]

this remind me of the blue bunny sketch, which Heidi is also great in lol

[@meganchambers8108]

this is that. this tastes .. like that.

[@KathleenFeliciano]

I was expecting a daughter punch line😂

[@Haleycarol]

i have a feeling the Beth he is talking about is Lydia and this is what Beetlejuice did while waiting for 36 years 🤣🤣😂

[@paulalancaster1]

Interesting theory!

[@pink-a-palouza7888]

😂 oh no😊

[@thepurpleelephant2789]

The extras just sitting in the background. My dream

[@shahartley]

Ashley seems to be a natural. Lorne will probably keep her on if she keeps it up.

[@blaze2001]

She did pretty well hopefully she sticks around. It's kinda a revolving door I liked the new cast members from a few seasons ago. But they got let go.

[@birdsascarnage]

@@blaze2001did molly get let go? Cause I loved her and punkie 🥺

[@blaze2001]

@@birdsascarnage Yup Molly that's her name. I liked her too, she got let and Punkie left on her own. She said the show wasn't a good fit.

[@MarianaVasquez-qb8uu]

Such a natural. She was effortless here

[@MarianaVasquez-qb8uu]

The actress that was let go, chloe troast..i feel they hired her only for her singing. She sang in every skit she was in. I was like "okay already". She wasnt a bad actress at all, but i dont think Snl was her code. Apart from this, the new cast member, ashley, phew, shes an even better actress than michael keaton. In this sketch i mean. Shes effortless and 100% in character, like if you would pinch her she would react completely in character and not even flinch as an actor, incredible. By the way, what is up with keaton? Hes a remarkable actor and hes so off in every sketch.. hes not pronounciating the words right, his energy isnt at par with the scene, his comedic timing is off and he seems distracted and not focused on the scene. Maybe he does have a sense of humor but hes not showing it at all. I hope hes ok jaja

[@janellebaker2621]

Michael Keaton always slays!

[@The7legacy]

I Want You To Tell All Your Friends About Me. Who Are You?!! "I'M BATMAN!!"

[@melsyoutube]

3:20 tamra judge you’ll always be famous!

[@RCAReacts]

I will watch any 80s movie with that music, regardless of the plot.

[@MarcoMarco777]

It's very creative, and I'd want to see more of this piece! (awesome acting!)

[@I.am.not.josh.groban]

What are you trying to say here

[@MdW4177]

Heidi’s just waiting for her first full-blown dramatic feature role. She will absolutely kill it.

[@scj6693]

ashley padilla is giving kyrsten sinema in this

[@reghunt2487]

This sketch got me to watch Age of Adaline again. Great film.

[@margolious]

😂

[@BiancaTallarico]

Michael Keaton and Danny Devito both come up with the most craziest hilarious stuff. I'd love for those two to put their minds together.

[@ThoughtsonThoughtsandFeelings]

I feel like Cyrano de Bergerac is the perfect summer show for this sketch just 😂

[@CashCowSlay]

Is it just me or did it feel like this sketch should've kept going? I wish it did 😂

[@richveralrud1644]

Should of never started.

[@olivergarrick1175]

Ashley is a perfect midwest mom hahaha.

[@scottdavidson9963]

White Midwest mom.

[@Skoora]

I’m amazed they did a sketch that left me wanting more. Usually they always overstay their welcome or fizzle out weirdly.

[@e2theoc]

Michael Keaton is fantastic on this episode. Great sketches 🙌👌🏼

[@bonnieb9238]

This ended weirdly 😅 lmao

[@Myron90]

Unfortunately

[@drumpfisidiot5021]

Some skits are hit or miss....that's the beauty of it.

[@earthstarr32756]

That ending scared me ! : )

[@tomripsin730]

Keenan's "What?" was perfect.

[@BariumCobaltNitrog3n]

I laughed so hard at "That's your OPINION!"

[@marquee-moon]

So utterly refreshing that the sketches are mercifully short and conceptual, in comparison to 90s SNL

[@tyrelstewz4003]

The ending was really unfortunate. The audience didnt know the skit had ended, just that awks silence :/ S/O to Heidi though, always amazing

[@lazaromurad322]

¨THATS YOUR OPINIIIOOOONN!!¨ Instantly transport to the OC and Tamra with HER opinion

[@jjsingh04]

Many years ago, a girl I liked told me "We do what we can with what we have." I'll never forget that.

[@mariaskabardonis8353]

I thought everyone in the table would start remembering past loves making their spouses akward but it still was a funny skit lol

[@OJTPhD]

Heidi!!! AWESOME performance!!!!

[@YogiGospel]

Ashley is the funniest new cast member since Bowen!! So happy to know that she was who gave us that iconic Heidi Benedict cumberbach sketch!!

[@naikshibabrat]

Heidi's "That's your opinion" is the new "you can't handle the truth", meme lords oblige us

[@spiritualempress6691]

“This tastes like that” 😂

[@areyoufriendly]

I’d like to give a shout out to the band. That music really sold the scene, gave it its due complexity.

[@AA-qt1hi]

:P I love it when Heidi's character basically has weird chemistry with the um...-cough- zaddies that come on the show.

[@OutpostMJ]

Jonathan and Maggie should've run away together -- on the spot -- to a seaside town where he would write, be published, and win awards -- and she would create her own line of guacamole.

[@elliottharris7496]

"What I wouldn't give to not know what I didn't know then but know now."

[@charitysghost1207]

I love Michael Keaton so much!!

[@heinzotto1194]

The fact that there is no Morristown Massachusetts takes it to another level 🤣

[@laurenw.8178]

“That’s your OPINION!” 😂😂

[@Rambam1776]

What the hell was that?

[@RavenPhoenix-hm3bm]

Tableside

[@WillToNihilsm]

THATS YOUR OPINIONUH

[@Jiggy-inc-productions]

Underwritten sketch lol

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Filler after the topical open...

[@Make_SL_Great_Again]

Never mess with people's emotions, address their wisdom

[@c.t.4837]

The Tamra “that’s my OPINION!” 😂😂😂

[@josephavendano66]

keaton still kills it

[@mcs131313]

The M83 background from white lines is a nice touch

[@joewr]

Amazing delivery on those (checks dictionary) aphorisms

[@tylerhackner9731]

Love Heidi as an actress

[@markgigiel2722]

When Heidi screamed, I wasn't ready for that.

[@solonohdaysforgirlsteam124]

I love Michael Keaton in everything.l

[@baloroh87]

What just happened?😂 😂

[@melanierosalez6989]

3:18 "that's your opinion!" Loool

[@vsmooveatl]

Need an extended version!! 😅

[@mollyhoyer3356]

Love a good surreal sketch

[@Mitzi73]

What an oddball sketch.

[@seenthat]

This, more than any other sketch in memory, brings it back to the first years of the show.

[@I.am.not.josh.groban]

First

[@derekwischmann6123]

I love Michael Keaton! He has been in so many funny SNL skits. This is not one of them. Let’s get nuts!

[@tristanmclaughlin1568]

When Heidi was doing the sketch about Ranch dressing and they were reminiscing about the past and their hurts... This is that. This tastes like that.

[@corpsie666]

I was expecting Michael and Heidi to get awkwardly close and continue their awkward flirting.

[@angiereza4914]

He for paly beetle juice

[@karenk3593]

Weirdly hilarious. I kept expecting a 23 and me.

[@sentientbeans]

This was strange and satisfying 😂

[@BB-bp7vx]

Some great writers this year

[@TheBasher-_-]

Ok I liked this one a lot. 😂

[@reedjacksonmaccom]

oh wow. how uncomfortable? 😂😂

[@SVUE-jj9jc]

Cheers to the writers. That ending hit hard for someone. 👀 🍻

[@Jim-yg6ze]

What is the song?

[@drewsblues2001]

This one didn't do it for me at all 😂

[@steveconn]

We need more good sad middle-age sketches.

[@ramirezproductions0826]

Why do I get the feeling this was written by the same guys behind the famous Blue Bunny Ice Cream sketch? 🤣

[@HDWTaipei]

That sketch was by Heidi Gardner and Will Stephen. I'd guess this one is also by Heidi.

[@kman20]

I was waiting for someone to bring up that ice cream sketch! Yeah this was pretty similar

[@redtyrant3106]

That was... not the direction I thought this one would go in.