Real Life Translations

[@oscarwilde9581]

“I no longer want to spend time around you due to your personality.”

[@big_stinky3776]

Girl Oscar-Wilde my new quote

[@auntpeppy3680]

Girl Oscar-Wilde 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RishiJalukar]

Wow 3k likes and 3 comments?

[@jayamilapersson4030]

Rishi Jalukar yes weird.

[@_DaughterOfTheKing_]

😂😂😂

[@treykennedy]

You guys are the BEST. Translation: that is 100% contingent upon you liking and sharing this video.

[@MystiquePines]

Liked and will share!! This is so realistic, cause I know people just like this!!

[@becksdresure]

Trey Kennedy ❤️❤️❤️

[@becksdresure]

Translation: I’ll share if you heart this. ❤️

[@becksdresure]

😃😃😃

[@becksdresure]

Translation: I’ll like if you reply 😃☝️🙋‍♀️👻

[@eleanorthereader]

"My MOM reminded me to say thiiiis..." Every human being at one point in their life! 😂😂

[@theofficalsilentraven]

ME

[@chasewillian9010]

Lol soooo true!

[@MelB868]

I know right

[@cerealman2751]

I don't have a mom Jk

[@chopun3862]

One? 😂

[@ctraye6293]

You forgot the: “Oh yeah, mhm, ha” Translation: *I didn’t hear a word you just said*

[@Rockout17191]

And I do not care enough to ask you to repeat.

[@ctraye6293]

Rockout17191 yep!

[@Devin3Anthologie]

Exactly! 🤣

[@KManwarren]

"One boy? It looks like you're having 11"...😄

[@lexthenightwing4214]

@@Rockout17191 Exactly

[@adriannaparga3728]

Her photo is stained with the tears of my misery 😂

[@tinapreston8904]

Adrianna Parga I died 💀💀💀

[@allie440]

your comment is almost at 1K :)

[@dracomalfoy2685]

hey I was the 1K like!!

[@margarettaylor473]

“So excited to watch you unwrap kitchen utensils for two hours” WHERE. IS. THE. LIE.

[@HickoryDickory86]

Kinda the same. Could get ideas of what to treat yourself to later if you see something really cool. If you like cooking, that is.

[@charlottefacho8442]

Sarcasm

[@aidanredding8058]

He was being scarcastic

[@maymaylovesyou15]

“You said one boy? It looks like you’re having ELEVEN.” doooonnneeee

[@cleoresemanes8852]

Mary Jacqueline 😂😂😂

[@katesampleseverything]

My personal favorite inner monologe: "oh wOw! It loOkS likE you sWallOwed a pLanEt!"

[@boxofbugs2292]

I can't like it, it's at 666

[@miraerkenova4632]

I laughed so hard at thissss

[@JMarieCAlove]

being astrid Not anymore! Lol 😉

[@cllnanderson9]

You forgot the "damn that's crazy" Translation: pls stop telling me I don't care

[@Kattywagon29]

translation: I wasn't really listening, but I feel obligated to reply in some way

[@sophullacrap]

do not touch my remote, and you're gone by 9:30.

[@vw1644]

I felt this.

[@giygas_9577]

"I should start watching that, I've barely gotten into it." Yeah for me the translation is "I'm never gonna watch that show."

[@elliec6885]

Same here

[@creature8911]

Same bro

[@internalscreaming7566]

I always say “Oh! Sounds interesting, yeah I’ll check it out!” And I have just one friend who sees right through me. She always gives me this side eye and grins and I have to hit her with a book to keep her from exposing me

[@Allis0n07]

Exactly same here, especially after discussing how busy and tired I usually am LOL

[@hellkittyninja7237]

Same

[@vall.3245]

"I noticed you are less fat." "Of course you're pregnant, you said one boy?!?! It looks like you're having eleven." I CAN'T, THIS IS TOO GOOD

[@cherishthomas2719]

You forgot one! "No problem" Translation: It is ABsoLUTEly a problem, do not think for one bless-ed second that it is not, and I am only doing it because I'm broke af and I need this job COMPREHENDAY??!!

[@KhadyB]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@deenad3562]

Somebody angry?😧

[@dcardoso3342]

😂😂😂 me staying late st work

[@TheCreativeFey]

😅😅 yes!

[@aiden.ambulance]

for me 'no problem' is bc i need to please everyone

[@robertevilla338]

1:14 the more common translation would be “I couldn’t care less, I couldn’t care less, I only knew cause Facebook told me, I couldn’t care less”

[@joelgilmore3084]

also true

[@kareishajeanpierre7147]

Robert Evilla #relatable

[@andrewlee8623]

200th LIKE!

[@meganstiver]

Plot twist: In his social media family videos, facebook IS the mom

[@sahaaransari2507]

“Netflix isn’t going to binge itself” -Trey 2019

[@abbyf763]

Same

[@invisibleninja86]

“Comprehende” is whiter than anything he’s ever said in a “white people” video 😅

[@greyrinnon5907]

In the store at 9:57pm Clerk: May I help you find something? Translation: get the F out

[@kairajaniemi3931]

Yeah...Im so done with retail

[@Yeah_You_Thought]

Honestly tho 😭

[@yelhsasnave2464]

It will now forever be "Comprehen-day? " I can't undo that. 🤗

[@sunshinegirl4ever88]

*Sings, " I could'nt care less" 😂😆 He is sooo funny!😂Liked and Shared👍!

[@jennym8976]

Don't you say "I could care less"?

[@jennym8976]

Don't you say "I could care less"?

[@sunshinegirl4ever88]

@@jennym8976 Yep. That is exactly what I meant. Thank you

[@wemetatwawa]

Jenny M actually nope

[@dawlingolingo3733]

Jenny M No. Jeremy is correct. If one could care less, then there is still room to care. If one could NOT care less, there is no further caring allowed.?Saying, I could care less, doesn’t make sense.

[@caylaf.9326]

"Hey, how are you?" Translation: "in no way am I looking for an actual answer" That might be my favorite😂

[@l0pez721]

*Mom yells at me over some stupid crap* *I'm angry* Mom: IS THERE ANY PARTICULAR REASON THAT YOU'RE MAD?! Me: no *Translation* ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?! YOU YELLED AT ME BECAUSE I LEFT A SPOON IN THE SINK

[@ycAuntieLala]

Mom is really thinking: leave another spoon in the sink and you are gonna find it stabbed in your eye or choking you while you sleep . Pick your death or clean your effing spoon. Her sink is always supposed to be Showroom cleant. The t was on purpose

[@angganda2195]

Next time do not leave the spoon in the sink.

[@MelB868]

Why would she yell about that at least you put it in the sink and didn’t leave it on the table.

[@nicole-wf4pe]

I thought it was just my mom

[@STMARTIN009]

Yeah I remember stupid nonsense like this growing up. Hey at least the spoon is not under your bed. She should be grateful.

[@TheWoogieMan]

“I need this. God, if you’re listening...anyone who can help...oh my gosh I’m so alone.” DEAD 😂😂😂

[@BlinnBelle]

Netflix ain’t gonna binge itself, true that

[@justkadeeja]

"I no longer want to spend time with you due to your personality" 😂😂

[@MrSF247]

0:35 "I'll see if I can make it." Translation: "Nope." That one got me. Lol

[@tdr.220]

I hate how we live in a culture of lies. I wish more people could just say what they mean...👌👍🙌😇

[@lisa.222]

I know right

[@amiablehacker]

Right?? I hate it when people say they want to hang out with me, but they don't mean it. Like, how am I supposed to know??

[@deenad3562]

Well I've been wanting to tell you....😄

[@MayFlora]

Shut up

[@abbie4279]

MayFlora chill out you dont gotta get your panties in a knot, jesus christ

[@katherinealexander8696]

"I know, right? It's been so long, we should like, get together and catch up." "I'm really banking on us being on the same page here, neither contacts the other." 😂😂 Deceased

[@lunelilyonrunescape]

So guilty...

[@spirit.ofthe.harvestmoon]

"Looking good! You're so pretty today." Translation: Congratulations for finally finding a way to make your face acceptable, and for finally having learned how to match colours(and not wearing pajamas outside your home for once in your life)

[@adriannamartinez4803]

YES 100% to all of these. ESPECIALLY the haircut. I will not tell you to your face but I will never come back 😆.

[@lizzysatterfield8887]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the accuracy to your skits is unreal and a bit sad 😆 why can’t we just say what we’re actually thinking or just avoid talking when we don’t want to be rude?!!

[@ruguoserliegise2716]

Liz Satterfield Because we’re an evolved species. We filter our real emotions

[@absuredangel]

Lol people wonder why im so quiet.... ya... I dont want to be rude :P

[@LNSMITH-iq6ye]

Um you can say what you want, you just choose not to. I give zero fuxx and it feels good. I have less stress and anxiety

[@deenad3562]

Well in that case, I dont care much for your perverse overuse of the laughing emoji, one is plenty. And if you disagree, you can %@*#$!!! .....jk😄

[@ajohnson2559]

@@LNSMITH-iq6ye PREACH! 😂😂

[@misscj1980]

This guy needs his own sketch-comedy show on a major network. He's hilarious.

[@luvyah2419]

Me: You can stay as long as you want😁😁😁 Translation: Today better be the last day of your visit. 😒

[@michirin1039]

The translation is legit me IRL 😂👌

[@lamour-o1p]

“Netflix isn’t gonna binge itself” I can’t even comprehend how relatable this is.

[@clitic1831]

U should do a "Nosey Neighbors be like..." if your out of ideas xD

[@karend169]

Hilarious. You nailed it. That is what most people say, in their minds, when invited to somewhere they probably won't be going to. I love the end, small blooper, It would be cool to see more of them at the end of the video. Great video.

[@heidilynn1051]

There is so much truth in this it's sad... but also still hilarious. It makes me realize how much we lie on a daily basis! You are too brilliant!

[@lizit9781]

“Netflix isn’t gonna binge itself” god I felt that in my soul 😩

[@tetrulz]

No matter what language you speak, which country youre from, what religion you believe or how old you are, we all have something in common, everybody hates a wedding shower unless it your own.

[@kekelauren6251]

West Africans love them cus it means we get to enjoy our traditional customs in part 1, and tear up the dance floor with the wedding party in part 2 💃🏿💃🏿

[@dianjohnson1]

“Per my last email” 😂😂😂 me at work everyday

[@joanelouadih2287]

You are amazingly funny! I hope you enjoy making these videos as much as we--your audience and followers--enjoy watching them and enjoying the priceless gift of laughter.

[@jordant889]

The text one got me🤣🤣🤣 I do that. All. The. Time.

[@jlb9368]

It’s like he has watched everyone at every single moment of their lives - bravo!

[@courtneyc4325]

It's scary funny how accurate this is. Great job Trey!

[@dr.deadworth]

the short responses are honestly funnier than the long ones! its because there are more long ones so you arent expecting something as simple as "screw you." I love this video so much.

[@revvy7973]

As a person who breathes and is human *i can confirm this is true*

[@bluestrangler0447]

“Oh yeah, thank you so much I love it” Translation: “Where did you buy this, I need the receipt so I can return it for something I actually want”

[@kuro.hitsuji]

At least half of these have been said to me. Now I'm sad. :(

[@cynthiastewart6268]

Hajira S. Awww, poor puddin!! It’s okay, I think everyone in the world has at least gotten one or two of these in their lifetime, LOL!!

[@alexgreen1913]

I've gotten them it sucks and it makes very concerned about what really people think of me :(

[@kardiaclark8111]

I've said this to alot of people I speak my mind and get sick of people super fast.... Mainly cause people are idiots. I have PTSD also so can be triggered it enraged pretty fast too soooooo ya I say these things TO people often 😏

[@samsunguser3438]

"It was a matter of time. I think we all saw that one coming." So true, most times!

[@destinymonae22]

My mom ALWAYS reminds me and my sister about birthdays 😂😂😂

[@anna-marierose8153]

"I'll see if I can make it....nope." Me all the time 😂

[@maryamkkhan]

Good Lord. I'm from the developing world but this amazes me that 99% of the time I do exactly the same. Humans!!!🤣

[@davidh8478]

Another winner!!! Thank you Trey! Comedy gold!

[@talco9154]

I need to find a funny quote from the video to get likes. this won't be a problem

[@ruguoserliegise2716]

Tal Co or write stuff like this. You’d still get likes

[@talco9154]

@@ruguoserliegise2716 You've got my tactic my friend

[@becksdresure]

Tactics used to reach iconic individuals is an art form for some people like to go to the airport like find out where the people are going be to “bump” into them... and then reaching them on social media as a whole Nother art... might be a wasted life I don’t know. What level would you go to reach Jesus. I like to think I’m going pretty far because I feel like I’ve reached him. ❤️🤣

[@becksdresure]

John 30:30

[@semsudindinopoplava8171]

People I talk to wouldn't understand😂😂😂

[@DonaBologna]

Anyone else wish they were BFFs with Trey? So funny!!

[@louiefriesen]

You forgot: "I'm so happy for you" Translation: **Who on earth would do something that stupid!!!!!!**

[@MijaCoyote]

Or I'm insanely jealous but there's no way in hell I'll ever admit it

[@abbieamavi]

*I think it's safe to say dude is tired of weddings AND THE SEASON HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN*

[@myabates1313]

I died at, "I noticed you are less fat" literally me. 💀

[@MelB868]

Thanks?

[@AMinnie]

I feel attacked and I'm perfectly fine with it. #IsaidwhatIsaid

[@heygirl6386]

Meaning: im a bit creeped out at how accurate this was

[@elijahm4642]

Saw you text and made a conscious decision to ignore. That’s true 😂😂😂😂

[@sunshinegirl4ever88]

Yay Trey!! 😎😀Another Awesome Video.

[@Ciera3823]

Please make more of these!!🤣🤣🤣

[@morganneal4099]

moral of the story: ∂єєρ ∂σωи єνєяуσиє ιѕ αи αѕѕнσℓє

[@amazona72072]

No matter how bad my day was...your videos always make me laugh. Keep up the good work! 😁

[@valerie4912]

Currently ignoring a text that will be “lost in the shuffle” later 😊

[@HjCrawford]

I just recently found this guys videos. Had to subscribe and have been binge watching his stuff. Hes so funny and cute as a button! So glad I ran across his videos. Had to share. Thanks for making these, please keep up the good work young man. I really enjoy the clean humor!

[@brystrength7162]

Great video, Trey!! (as usual, of course!) I think it would be funny to do a video of "stuff you wish you could say to co-workers, that you dislike" lol something like that. Or "things you wish you could say on your last day of work, before quitting". I don't know... :)

[@gaylordbuttdick5405]

I'm a simple guy. I see a Trey video, I like it.

[@gaylordbuttdick5405]

@Crucibelle I'm a simple guy. When I get a reply from someone who is mad over a comment that they dont even have to read, I laugh.

[@renee16us]

“Nope” “Still nooooooo....” Yes!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@louisesanto]

Truly the funniest you've done so far. Or it could be that I related to everyone of these!

[@birdhead73]

"Nope" 🎶"Still no"🎶

[@katelyn.elizabeth374]

They applied me for the bachelor translation! Oh my gosh😂😂😂I need this... God if you're listening. dead.

[@CherylPorterVocalCoach]

You are so hilarious!!!

[@hadjoudjmehdi7606]

This flew from funny to very realistic and relatable, u should name it " the social documentary " already.

[@annier844]

"So excited to come watch you unwrap kitchen utensils for 2 hours." This perfectly captures why I will not be having a wedding shower when I get married. LOL

[@cecesmith6229]

My thoughts for every wedding and baby shower ...EVER..😕

[@Morningstar-dg4yy]

Best sarcastic comedian ever... No joke.. Thank you...

[@Rain-xn9xg]

0:54 I make Kombucha and this is an accurate representation of my friends' reasctions.

[@dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327]

Whenever I see a friend who lost weight, I’ll be like, “There’s something different about you, can’t quite put my finger on it,” and start guessing things that have nothing to do with their weight, like a haircut or a new pair of glasses or something, so they can say, “Uh, yeah, I lost weight.” And I’ll be like, “Oh, yeah, you look so good!” So then I won’t seem rude for asking, “Hey, have you lost weight?”

[@MelB868]

I wouldn’t be upset if you asked me at least I think someone noticed

[@Catwomen4512]

well that's awkward af.

[@dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327]

NightOwl How is it awkward?

[@claudiacheng5519]

Downside: they get depressed that they haven’t made any progress because you supposedly didn’t realize. Then they quit.

[@dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327]

Claudia Cheng See, this is why I struggle with autism over here! I never know which social skill is going to be offensive or not because everybody’s different as fuck!

[@annacraft8028]

I’m coming back to this 3 months later to feel better about myself and this fake mouth of mine. IM NOT ALONE! 😂

[@LS-vg6iy]

I'm blessed to have discovered this channel during covid

[@sonyadowd82]

My "maybe" usually means no too, for sure lol..😂

[@theun-becoming]

This format would be great being used as Old People translation. Like when they murmur or grunt after someone speaks to them, or they say something that sounds nice but is really a back handed insult, or when they hear something they don't like they ignore you completely, or when they go into a story about someone they knew when they were young but the point of the story is something simple and didn't require the whole story.

[@justindavis5983]

The haircut thing is so true. I don't know why I still go to the same barber...

[@goffs2746]

Rebel Rouser I once got my haircut at a salon. said I liked it. Went home and shaved my head.

[@justindavis5983]

@@goffs2746 I've done the same! 😅😅

[@goffs2746]

Rebel Rouser my girlfriend at the time was suggesting I go there. So I wanted to be nice......mistakes were made

[@curateddaisies4128]

Didn't relate till the last one about the hair cut... Now I'm stewing in the bitterness of fresh memories.

[@peaches32]

1:13 Me when my mom says to clean my room

[@nhler981]

Me every time I talk to a person

[@FaithMakeupQueen]

2nd one - your awesome awesome awesome awesome & this is so TRUE!!!!

[@annaayako]

I’ve never felt so called out

[@molly-cw9tj]

Nobody: My anxiety when anyone says literally anything:

[@lunelilyonrunescape]

Yeah this video’s rough, because most of these things I say with full face-value meaning, but they’re often perceived as passive aggressive instead :C

[@lorece94]

Your sarcasm is above and beyond hilarious! 😂

[@FootlessJo]

The Bachelor comment hahahahaha yes

[@gennasantaquilani4863]

His voice cracked when he said "I'm so alone." Lmao. I feel that on a personal level. I'm as single as you can possibly be.

[@itstatilol4392]

0:38 is every boy who gets dumped by a girl who was way better than him lol

[@tanyaisaacs4022]

Heck yeah, comprehen-day! 🤦‍♀️👌😂🤣 Love and light from Hawai’i. 🌺

[@toriaadams1172]

"i kinda noticed something different about you are you losing weight?" "i noticed you are less fat" The accuracy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@a.wilkinson9912]

Every time I come back 1. Watch video 2. Laugh super hard 3. Go back and rewatch Dad videos and laugh even harder!! Thank you for your videos 😂

[@smileycentralism]

It looks like you're having 11 😂😂😂

[@PhoenixHealing]

I watch Trey only because he's really funny and his commentaries are spot on, (other me pops up) he's really cute too...dang it!

[@davidchristianbuilds]

If you started singing, “I COULD have cared less”...I would have unsubscribed. Thank you for getting that right 😂 Hilarious video.

[@lindsayhartshornrissolo6182]

“Speaking about the gusts....” 😂