Real Stories - window washer scam

window washer scam skit off real stories

[@SDSen]

& here I am a Chartered Accountant with all the education - & this guy a window cleaner earning so much ...but he obviously is only one of the few who r like that

[@watdas1]

This is not a bum As much as I despise his tactics, most bums are too lazy and stupid to think and act like this businessman.

[@thelegion69]

that math actually adds up to closer to 400k a year, working 6 days a week, with 2 weeks holidays, wow thats crazy

[@TheEviltwin94]

lol americans calm down just a little aussie humor. love h&a!!!

[@blue03r6]

$5 for a windshild on one side? holy shit!!

[@21DieselBoy21]

And then there is people who wait until he builds up a decent wad of cash in his pocket and then go mug him.

[@BoReD2HaRd]

Why didn't my careers adviser tell me about this in highschool!

[@ArtOnArms]

If anyone is wondering how they got the sums wrong, focus on the "33 light cycle" part. They should only get $11000 a year

[@jimbothebimbo123]

For some reason you are the only other person who realises this is a joke.

[@runningtal]

That is just crazy!!! 288,000 per year???

[@Gargarensisspire]

The sad thing is that some of these homeless window washers actually do make over 6 figures a year but they waste it all on drugs and booze.

[@arshan30000]

Lets do a Calculation, suppose he can clean 2.6 * 33 * 8 = 700 cars a day. If he spends 30 seconds on each car(washing the window and getting money), he has to work constantly for 6 hours, So 6 hours of green light and 6 hours of red light! 12 hours of hard work a day ! On the other hand, after 8 years of being on this job you're gonna make 2.3 million . His house and car together worth much more than that. And for sure he is not eligible for mortgage! Doesn't seem to be a real story!

[@pattypaan]

CAPITAL LETTERS TO ILLUSTRATE A POINT

[@shawnabgoode]

True I havn't been there. In north america I believe People could make that much as well, but the ones who do are spending it all on stuff they are addicted to, or can't work because of real issues. It's a rare person with a dark soul who can do it like these guys. My guess is that, in real life, eventually these guys would try drugs with some co-workers after "work" get addicted and loose everything. Be stuck doing that for real for the rest of their lives. God or Karma u pick.

[@eleganceinmansblood]

can anyone tell me one thing : @ 0:30 it shows calculations on left whts 33 cycles/hr. Does that mean 33 traffic light circles/hr and if so that means he washes 85.8 or approx 86 cars per hour. Does that sound real to anyone, he takes 41.86 secs to clean a window and people pay him $1.68. Thats rubbish i suppose

[@alamol93]

why did I have to watch this during my hsc :/

[@MagdaEnigma007]

@eleganceinmansblood not cars but windows.

[@kamakazimike]

@GoostleeK obviously seeing how its hamish and andy and real stories isnt a real news show....

[@DrVunderbahr]

This shit doesn't fly in Canada, thank god. (Well, they don't make much money)

[@Zwikster]

I think its time I chose a different career path. ;)

[@qvo4195]

Hilarious. Original .

[@windowwash6832]

#Twitterpedia Hilarious. Original . @ArtOnArms KZbin needs more interesting video clips like this one. or does it?

[@windowwash6832]

#Mad Fella The sad thing is that some of these homeless window washers actually do make over 6 figures a year but they waste it all on drugs and booze. @shadow413426 Some who watch this video might say it is incredibly terrific! They might just make mention about it on youtube to their buddies.

[@whichphilosophy]

He'd make a great TV host

[@jimmylacanna2402]

Why do so many people think this is real it's just hamish, andy and Ryan shelton

[@H95Shooterv12]

found myself a second job

[@PersonOfBook]

Rob Zombie!!!

[@chloesorcha]

@towcar68 awesome to know thanks lol

[@Erectoralporicy]

@tootman12 What if I am not currently in a romantic relationship? Oh god.. Don't tell me my Cat will become my killer. Thomas wouldn't do that.. Would he? No, not Thomas.. He's respectable. Oh god, Thomas! What are you doing with that knife? Please no. NOOOOO-Blaghajajhfaghjama guuuuuh..

[@3301RAWSKiLLZ]

looks like hamish and andy indeed (Y)

[@withersn]

@eleganceinmansblood do you not realise it's a joke?

[@lejaffa3]

LOL to the people who think this is real.

[@shadow413426]

SO WHAT,,,,DONT LIKE IT WELL HERE ARE SOME MORE CAPITAL LETTERS

[@ghostwhisper666]

this is jokes

[@ErichoTTA]

Oh.

[@shawnabgoode]

Real Stories??? Common guys. u r gonna make stupid ppl quit their jobs this way.

[@Clownpwnage17]

hahaha

[@frogtechtips]

why is only 144p this

[@graemevanderjagt17]

because it's from 2006

[@TheOriginalRetardCow]

They are australian

[@towcar68]

@shawnabgoode If you actually go to Europe in the tourists areas like italy begging is a good proffesion, many do different things. the though get roughly 40-80 thousand a year. COuldn't find it on google images though.

[@staphinfection]

This is fucking hilarious, but the truth hurts, and anyone who's washing windows is taking that $280,000 and spending it on smack, pcp, crack, or whatever they fancy, and that's why they live on the streets in reality.

[@HandballNinja]

...if you could get enough clients to window wash 8 hours a day 6 days a week

[@masterOFpuppets06]

oMG i thought they were just using they money for beer lol...Iam quiting my job tommarow and becoming a window washer

[@pilantra2000]

@tumorthan no hating troll im just saying the obvious true...

[@fushion999]

Some little kid is gonna watch this then become a window washer on the street

[@flatulantbrothers]

i think thats andy...from hamish and andy..hahah wtf thats hilarious

[@demondays132]

@flatulantbrothers thank you captain obvious

[@TheKittyKatsMeow]

@LeeCalif You do realise this is a joke show right?

[@plypayj3]

its hamish and andys real storie THeRE COMEDIANS

[@lukedblair]

wish it was the whole story.

[@TheDigitalguyy]

its not even fuckin real

[@breezysurfin]

hahahahahaha

[@weyespoet]

That's hilarious

[@skinfoot]

LMAO

[@GoostleeK]

fake

[@ruiziann13]

The future... Mom asks child, "what do u want to be when u grow up?" Child responds, "a car washer."

[@200103511]

LMFAO..i love real stories..they're the best comedians... i watch their tv show every friday night!

[@GrumpyPandaFilms]

That is amazing.