Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. Everyone loves a drive-by caller!

[@EddieDaleJr.]

Look, can't knock the man for taking the opportunity.

[@tomfoolery7777]

90 likes and no replies? I can change that.

[@MrAntiHatred]

@@tomfoolery7777 damn, your comment was made only 18 minutes ago, but the original comment is all the way up to 650 likes now.

[@johnboygunsling666]

1 hr at 2. Something k likes

[@Lightning-jc6re]

Around half way through I started to think he was actually the one to make the call but pretended otherwise just incase he had to pay for the call.

[@TheRussell747]

​@@Lightning-jc6reyou'll have to pay for the ride even if you don't make the call lmao

[@tessiepinkman]

That slow but never-ending list of things that's actually bothering someone who in the beginning doesn't want to admit anything is wrong with them. CLASSIC!

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

I went in for a stuffy nose and ended up talking about a lot of stuff so I had a blood test and an ECG done. That was fun

[@theweirdcanadian5247]

@@bipstymcbipste5641 I'm sorry you went to the hospital for a stuffy nose? Seriously?

[@RiotRabit]

I suppose a stuffy nose is still slightly better than "I'm not feeling right, but can't explain how".

[@woodworkerroyer8497]

It sounds odd, but as an allergy experiencer, I can assure you, a stuffy nose can be hurt or be really dangerous. Not being able to breathe is bad, and only having 1 option for breathing isn't great. Also sinus infections exist. Also, never said how long it was happening, or what other symptoms were related to it.

[@Duvi0]

​@@theweirdcanadian5247in rural enough areas it's either the hospital or your uncle. This is the wise decision out in flyover country

[@honeybrew5063]

They often bring in guys into our ER that just come for a minor injury, but have to stay for the 1000 different things we find. Mostly men that never go to the doctor for anything

[@susanferretti5781]

And they are only there because a woman made them.

[@miersdelika5016]

Yeah maybe because each visit ruins you financially?

[@gunt-her]

@@miersdelika5016 I thought Obamacare fixed that for you guys?

[@celuler22]

​@crushycrawfishy1765 only thi k trump did was remove obamas fine for not having health insurance even for those that dont go to the doctor but i get it orange man bad

[@M50A1]

​@@celuler22 what, are you gonna try and cry the opposite?

[@DomanicSly]

There is something encouraging about somebody calling a paramedic instead of a cop for a strange person.

[@adamrussell658]

Well you call 911 for either and then they decide who to send.

[@stellaaluuna]

​@adamrussell658 yep. Every time you call 911 you're calling the police. They transfer you to ambulance or fire, and then listen to the call until they know it isn't a police matter. You're always calling the cops.

[@amazing_bastard]

I get your point but I once saw a guy passed out on the ground and called a first responder dispatch, the dispatcher asked me what’s wrong, is he alive, and I said I don’t know he’s not moving I’m scared to touch him, they said we don’t wanna waste an ambulance and put you in trouble for making a false alarm so we’ll send down a beat cop to check it out and he’ll call an ambulance if needed. The cop arrived 10-15 mins later and by then the guy had stood up and walked away because he was, indeed, just black-out drunk. No ambulance call wasted and no trouble for me. I don’t like this policy but it might be that my city has a shortage of medical staff, Idk.

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

​@@adamrussell658Didn't know that. In German you can call either Police or rescue services

[@mariaah3073]

​​@@adamrussell658there isn't a dedicated healthcare emergency number in the US? Where I'm from we have a 911 equivalent (for all emergencies and they evaluate who to send to the location) but we also have a number that goes straight into the ambulance/paramedics system. Most people use our 911 anyways out of habit, but the other option exists.

[@ForemostCrab7]

Of course he would bring the stick, it is a very good stick after all, can't just throw away a Good Stick.

[@katv8432]

What is with guy's and stick's lol

[@yourlocalennard5446]

@@katv8432 its a sick, there’s not really an easy way to describe it until you find yourself a good stick

[@markwelch9250]

Ahh the good stick memories. Some were definitely better than others, but they were all lots of fun no matter what.

[@mthokozisintsele7099]

I'm 37 and I found a stick at the beach two years ago and I still have it🤔🤔 I'm not really sure if that's normal

[@ForemostCrab7]

@@mthokozisintsele7099 No that's perfectly normal. Protect that stick!

[@King_Gaming601]

Thought you looked strange is wild😂

[@CMBalkoth]

If I had a dollar for every time this happened 😂

[@Canadian_Zac]

Who are these people that see someone looking a bit weird and call an ambulance for them? How is that their first reaction?

[@Hakachan970]

It’s not “wILd” lol you must be 15 or have brainrot thinking everything is either cRaZy or WiLd 😂 man I hate gen z with a passion 😂😂😂

[@WanderingRationalist]

Less wild. More concerned citizen.

[@michaelmanning7954]

@@Canadian_Zac”concerned” citizens. Usually, it is someone driving by and sees a homeless person sleeping or rummaging and the person calling thinks the homeless person is dead, insane (and thinks that 911 is the answer), or they just want the homeless person removed from the other. Saying the person “looks strange” is literally the go-to.

[@edge3220]

The guy seems genuinely happy in life. Not the kind of happy I want to be, but the "good for him" kind of happy.

[@dented_riddles9967]

oh but he is the kind I want to be

[@Mighty_Atheismo]

I would rather be works too many hours to afford too much house and too much car and too many kids and then complain about my job and my house and my cars and my kids constantly. Yknow. The American dream!

[@dol-idris]

What are you talking about. I swear to god, every single time someone is mildly polite in a youtube video the comments act like this is some weird deep huge lifestyle thing. The guy is lost in the woods who's had a twisted ankle for six months. You don't want to be him.

[@mpgodjr]

Broken ankles and cuts all over your body. Loving the life huh?​@@dented_riddles9967

[@ThePersonWhoAsked1]

@@dol-idrisoh my god. Did you even read the comment????

[@kendrapoppino7223]

Admission inventory: yellow T shirt, black sweat type pants, black beanie, 6 foot long wooden stick of unidentifiable make or model.

[@robertbusek30]

Don’t forget the unidentifiable materials on the stick…

[@le9038]

>Unidentifiable make or model Well, what do you expect a 6 foot stick to have? Made in China by the Redwood Tree??

[@kendrapoppino7223]

@@le9038 bless your heart

[@kendrapoppino7223]

@@robertbusek30 unfortunately that is all too accurate. Though usually I prefer the material remain unidentified. Don’t ask, don’t projectile vomit.

[@joshuacheung6518]

"What do you mean he has a 10 ft pole?"

[@-Cloudsarecool-]

not the to-go stick 😭

[@shin-bl5ih]

Wait,what does it mean?

[@ivanvarela3215]

​@@shin-bl5ihour to-go stick, I think?

[@charles_king]

​@@shin-bl5ihyou'll learn when you have a kid 😂

[@funkijote]

Never too old to appreciate a good stick worth taking with

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

That stick could be useful...you never know.

[@filip9587]

Jason is really getting committed to these roles. I'm here for it all.

[@TheSegert]

Jason is good in these skits. i agree. But who is the other actor? Nobody talks about the other actor. What is their name?

[@hangin10]

@@TheSegert Nosaj. We don't talk about him.

[@msshaffer5]

Getting? He’s been committed

[@SammmN]

WDYM? It’s 2 different people an it’s live!

[@Doomted90]

Okay, so there's Jason... who's the other guy? Michael?

[@tiajohnson493]

As a floridian THAT MAN LOOKING FOR BERRIES 🚨😂

[@PhartPhondler]

I forgot those berries existed😂

[@youdidntseeanything8589]

Berries... In.... Palms?

[@tiajohnson493]

@@youdidntseeanything8589 yes, people go to jail over those things 😂 they're worth money. It's like having a big pile of copper scrap in your yard 💀 not a ton but enough to get them coming

[@youdidntseeanything8589]

@@tiajohnson493 I had no idea!! Thank you!

[@Joy21090]

I don't get it.

[@peacefulgrotesque1510]

Tbf, poking around in palms/palmettos is a great way to find something worth going to the hospital about.

[@katie.loxo144]

😂

[@Fox_grove]

How to get bit by a red widow 101 (they are like 10x venomous as a black widow and love palm bushes

[@uhhno841]

I was thinking badger lol

[@jonathanwilliams1065]

@@Fox_grove You’re talking about the palms in northern Australia right? Right?

[@peacefulgrotesque1510]

@Fox_grove while it's not impossible to find red widows in Florida's palmettos, the rest of that statement is pure BS

[@jackdaw634]

"To-go Stick" is sending me

[@leolordful]

What exactly a "to-go" stick I wonder?

[@s.p.3587]

@@leolordfulHe takes the stick with him! Well, I'm not him.

[@leolordful]

@s.p.3587 no, I got that part. I'm just wondering... why?

[@s.p.3587]

@@leolordful If you look closely, I think it's double entendre.

[@leolordful]

@s.p.3587 hmmm. Possibly

[@seanfraser3125]

Honestly good on that guy for being cooperative

[@thatonenerd9911]

“To-go stick” is so real. Me as a ten year old.😊

[@evage99]

Right xD My first thought was "Oh, so that's just my kid playing outside"

[@corgiw7281]

Looks like a palm frond rib.

[@SpecialCollectionCrew]

@@corgiw7281it is Theyre like barbed on the edges which is why they’re so useful you can cut grass with them and it’s just moves well while having a good grip a perfect stick to hold on 10yro adventures

[@candice_ecidnac]

$2,000 ambo ride to thehospital for a twisted ankle and a bandaid + medical care That'll be $50,000 US Will that be cash or payment plan?

[@stellamcqueen4809]

That's what I was wondering

[@donnaleeah5075]

Might as well throw on a sandwich!

[@AdubsYT]

Neither, frequent flyers who abuse the system have debt and bad credit and never plan to pay it off. Ive seen patient who had over $40K in ER visit bills. With that being said, the system is flawed and broken and needs to be reassessed.

[@PlayerHaterOfTheYear]

The homeless and mentally ill could care less about any debts in society…

[@MrRDRII]

If you don’t tell them your identity (don’t have your id on you etc) and it’s an emergency, they HAVE to treat you by law. My buddy had an 8 inch long gash in his arm from a knife. No bill at all lmao he did say they threatened to call the cops, but clearly that was a bluff.

[@aemxo]

Bush fishing. To go stick 😂 The silent captions are always my favorite parts.

[@SiiriCressey]

What is bush fishing?

[@theabristlebroom4378]

What the man in the yellow shirt is doing. What else??😊

[@SiiriCressey]

@@theabristlebroom4378 Thanks, Captain Non-answer. So, hitting plants with a stick?

[@KitaBFawkes]

​@@SiiriCressey Pretty sure it is just a joke based on the idea that the man acting the parts in the skits actually didn't know what he was doing. As for what the guy might have been doing? Looking for animal burrows for food or looking for another stick. It's pretty common for people who are unhoused to do these kinds of things. Just looking for useful stuff. Scavenging is the typical term. Preeeeetty sure bush fishing is a joke one.

[@SiiriCressey]

@@KitaBFawkes Ah. O.K. I thought maybe it was a localism.

[@GhostBear3067]

I might be tempted to contact animal control just in case whatever he was poking at with that stick was not a hallucination.😅

[@RlexInc]

They gonna charge you $100 for that band aid

[@hvymtal8566]

Nah, the band-aid's free, and if this guy's homeless as he seems to be, both the hospital and ambulance will write it off as charity care

[@MoonEaterSkoll]

Don't worry he ain't got no money tax payers can pick that up xD Homeless folks rack up millions yearly cheaper to fund shelter .-.

[@chrissnyder4439]

You think he has a coupon?

[@kimberlywoodbury1739]

@@hvymtal8566What makes you think he’s homeless? Should he have worn a suit?

[@dprofessorco8487]

Man if this isnt every conversation ive had with the homeless who live by the creek in my neighborhood. We take so much for granted

[@tricksterzyro3230]

At least he didn’t withhold information until he arrived at the Hospital incidentally making Jason and the other paramedics look incredibly incompetent and stupid.

[@legendxcarisso]

I swear to god, this dude could fill an entire auditorium with just himself and they would be different individuals.

[@susanferretti5781]

I love how easily these things flow among 1 person pretending to be many. Love these skits. :)

[@flipperjr.3822]

Was expecting him to fall over after he mentioned water/dehydration

[@danield1303]

Bush fishing And To-go stick Are two of the wildest yet funniest quotes I've seen all day 😂

[@koryglover3237]

That passing driver had some good instincts

[@Tracy_R]

The to-go-stick is comic gold! I love Jason ❤️

[@galka0.114]

Man, that is so me. When I got sick and I just ignored all the symptoms, and then I finally go to the hospital and the doctors keep finding new types of sickness every minute. I got hemorrhoids, acid reflux and a ear infection 😅

[@RICDirector]

Nah, tell em to shuffle and redraw....or 'go fish'...🤣

[@nov-f6p]

how the fuck do you not notice hemorrhoids and ear infection?

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

You never know. You might need that stick down at the hospital. It's best just to bring it along...

[@Jefrma]

That does look like a good sturdy stick,sir👍definitely take it with ya!

[@sandslinger6720]

Ahhh thee old “act confused and ask questions until they take me” bit. Seen it a dozen times!

[@dewwwd3431]

If you need medication for pain never say 10/10 because they will think or know you’re full of shit. The amount of times I’ve seen someone say 10/10 and then they are laughing and playing on their phones after etc. Just be honest 10/10 means that you’re in soo much pain you want them to either put you to sleep or die. 8-9/10 is it’s an incredible amount of pain sedate the shit out of me. 6-7/10 is you’re in pain but youre able to somewhere stand it or relax anything below that is it hurts but only if I move it this way or sit this way etc. If you’re upfront with doctors they will help you in anyway they can.

[@skippiijoy21]

Pretty much. My mom's face when post surgery I said I had 20/10 on the pain scale was classic - she looked at nurse and said that meant I was literally in agony as my worst crippling migraines never get higher than a 3-4/10. And yes. I was sure I was gonna die of pain post surgery. 😅

[@aggrodkreg4321]

The only time I ever had a 10/10 was when I needed a root canal. I worked the night shift in a military clinic. I got out at 6, I came back at 8 with a toothache that made the dentist straight up ask me "do you want Percocet, dear?" I looked like I wanted to take the Forever Nap. At 11, I was back in the clinic getting a root canal. Yes. The pain of the root canal was less than the pain I was feeling during the morning, and I looked forward to it. Don't exaggerate when it comes to the pain scale. 10/10 is "take whatever is causing me this pain out of my body right now."

[@dewwwd3431]

@@aggrodkreg4321 exactly for me 10/10 is when I had an infection in my knee post surgery or when I had kidney stones those are the two worst pains I’ve ever had. I have a very bad back and I always try to relate back to those pacing around with the kidney stones in complete agony and the knee infection it didn’t matter what I did the pain was all imense I was okay with death and pondered if. Where as most of the time when I throw my Back out from slipped discs and having sciatica sure the pain is incredible but there are certain positions I can move into that make the pain a 6-7/10 vs “kill me now”

[@Liam_Patton]

if somebody's able to say "I'm in ten out of ten pain" they are not in ten out of ten pain.

[@dewwwd3431]

@@Liam_Patton that’s basically my point I worked at hospital for years people would claim 10/10 just so they can get dilaudid or morphine and then get mad that the doctor is giving them basically what is Advil but as a shot. When they are laughing with their friends/family watching videos and playing games on their phones. When you could tell it wasn’t that bad. The doctor just goes “ohhh here’s another junkie pretending to be in a bunch of pain to get high” Sure they might be in pain but when people claim that and it doesn’t fit the bill they aren’t going to get what they may need. Instead if they are honest and say it’s 6-7/10 which is still reasonable for pain medication and could still do normal things such as act that way then it makes sense. But junkies come in claiming 10/10 everytime thinking they can just come in and get high. Now it doesn’t mean by saying the above that you will get the good shit. However when being honest you have a much higher chance.

[@kmfind]

My husband's friend invited us to a bonfire by the reservoir. He found a tree stump and decided to use it for the main fuel for the fire.... he couldn't get it or anything else going well. So of course and officer shows up asks if wed seen anyone else burning things on the beach. We hadn't and he sarcastically says "so thats what it looks like when someone burns down the reservoir. I was hoping to find at least a decent fire. A lady who drove by saw the pittiful flames and completely panicked apparently 😂 Then the officer said we were fine but since they have to go out for every report, could we try to get the foames going well enough that he could make a smore 😂

[@SoSo56ish]

Not me thinking that stick was a machete lol

[@ronmatson5502]

That will only be 600$ instead of 12 if you did it by yourself.

[@James-Pinde]

You wanna go down to the hospital? No. I think it would be a good idea. I think you are right 😂😂😂 conversation didn't need any convincing 😂😂

[@isaackrenzien3405]

No one gonna talk bout that cool stick in his hand? He has a literal stick katana

[@Dirtgirl1]

"To-go stick" 🤣🤣

[@s.p.3587]

If you look closely, it seems like "stick" is double entendre!

[@IN-A-WORLD-MEDIA]

That beanie has seen some things.

[@Livinova555]

The ending 😂😂😂

[@azgirl5105]

😂

[@chrisquiett1776]

At least he was polite 😂

[@paulablack1863]

Bush fishing!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@Dexeryox]

That is the most sword looking stick I have ever seen. GIMMIE!!!!!

[@EchosTackyTiki]

"Bush fishing" got me bruh

[@steemteem4437]

Dude. I've had a few of those. Dude literally just walking down the road and people call 911😑

[@muskratmcgee2511]

As a volunteer firefighter I’ve had a call where someone was driving by a house with an outdoor furnace and called 911 because they saw flames somewhere we searched that whole road and no fire in sight

[@gunt-her]

Reminds me of the call we got on training night where you could see the smoke from the training ground we never made it to. Not sure how we weren't called sooner, because that one was very obvious.

[@J_1791]

I love that he's taking the stick with him

[@kg30004]

Rural areas are like this. People come into the doctor with a year’s worth of issues

[@GanthosMedia]

The reason why I love Jason's videos is cuz there's so many small details that's just make the video that much better

[@marksdeathbud92xd58]

Gas prices? These MEDICAL bills be kilin' me! 🎶

[@3xcho]

Said no one in the United States ever…. Guys looking at at-least $2500 in medical bills

[@gaylelauren5691]

This sounds like one of my patients at work 😂

[@SpendingAddict]

I thought he was just excited to see him... But it turned out to be a big stick in his pocket

[@altraawesome9485]

This man never misses

[@SpitonnitPLZ]

Now the guy has an abundance of bills and could barely pay for clothes. Great help!

[@angelobrinkord2204]

I spent so much time in that neighborhood you live in i would recognize it anywhere. Happy you're serving in my hometown, be safe

[@Pyrinsomniac]

"Caller did not stop" I get it but UUUUUUUUGH

[@paullow4647]

Every short i watch from you i'm amazed at your incredible actor talents, you nail every role with perfection! Also amazed that you still have your sanity with all the weird stuff you had to see. Love from France ❤

[@IM2awsme]

The fact that he can play a bum and look the part then in the next frame look like the most experienced man alive😅 bro could star in a sitcom, play every single character and I probably wouldn't realize it's the same dude until the second or third episode 😂

[@sgtwhisker26]

I must say I love how much effort you put into these skits, Man

[@myahitt1247]

“To go stick”😂😂

[@xBlitzzYT]

He’s like the shorts version of the show 911. I watched that thinking some of the scenes in that are absurd, but after watching these some are not so crazy 😂

[@TMariesPlace]

"To go stick" cause you never know when you'll need to trim a bush. I'll see myself out.

[@namelessnavnls8060]

I wonder what he was after in that bush.. LOL

[@alexn5743]

Lol at bush fishing

[@russianguyt1481]

"Hey sir, you are doing great?" "Yep! But..." The greatest mixture of words for the upcoming disaster.

[@BlueTea-28]

The most chillest,humblest, calm,life saving guy i seen .you have my respect👍👍👌👌👍👍✨️

[@o_mateuscampos]

Not gonna lie, that looks like a really good stick. Wouldn't want to lost that

[@TheReflectivePerspective]

For some reason, the full titles are no longer visible on shorts (yes, even wirh the hamburger menu), but I think someone's doing some hurricane mutual aid relief work AND still sending us comedy love!

[@oliviavanbrink]

Click on the title (it opens the description) and the full title should show

[@TheReflectivePerspective]

@oliviavanbrink Yes, that's what I meant by the hamburger menu, but even that abbreviates it now.

[@woodworkerroyer8497]

Not on my samsung phone. I'm on a browser, though, so idk what it's like in the app.

[@admiral_franz_von_hipper5436]

He is FL-based. If you pay close attention to the background scenery in a lot of his videos, it is typical FL environment.

[@sarowie]

well, at least the guy is friendly, humble and cooperative.

[@julesgro8526]

Hu, same boots as we have in Germany. HAIX, eh? Good stuff.

[@TyroneBruinsmaFilms]

this man was doing a taping of survivor and just kind of didn't stop

[@Kcali111]

That stick is not going in the ambulance or the hospital lol 💛

[@anissabradley8402]

Ooh the 911 drive by’s 🤦🏻‍♀️ 😝

[@The_Irsk04]

USA = 'Lets just bring you down to the hospital anyway - just in case' UK = *24 hours later*

[@rybo42]

Glad you got that guy some help. He looked rough 😂 😜

[@oncewaswerth]

I'VE been this person. Thanks for checking in on your fellow man once in a while

[@darkslayer1780]

did he just put stick down his pants 💀

[@R6SpeedRacer05]

I had a smirk watching this up to the point where he tried to holster his stick in his pants broke me

[@paulablack1863]

His go-to stick!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[@Walleyedwosaik]

The sticks to pay for the hospital bill

[@julitaserrano5550]

So true from a Canadian paramedic

[@russellschemenauer9735]

Love you man and your videos. Keep on being strong

[@emilschonemann6344]

Gotta love that strangers are more likely to look after yourself, than you.

[@blackdynamitemn3259]

The mutual agreement is the best part of this

[@Fender420]

(to-go stick) 😂😂

[@daisymay9236]

You are sooo funny. Luv ya..🎉😂❤

[@aaronyonny2139]

Rough but I'm glad they accept the help.

[@failsafethehistorynerd]

Seems like a chill guy honestly

[@bearimpaler101]

This is hilarious.

[@TheMrJizzus]

Dude just leveling around gets a free health bonus.

[@KalliHild]

This has voluntary psych admit for passive suicidal ideation where we all know the real reason is just to get the poor guy off the street written aaaallllll over it. The mental health crisis isn't going anywhere until the housing one does.

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Correlation does not causation make.

[@Brievel]

​@@simonnachreiner8380 Okay but being homeless DOES make one severely depressed.

[@ginak6775]

As someone who receives and has to study through those referrals, can confirm. It's so heartbreaking. 😢

[@MadHatterDJ-]

While you happen to be here, could you stitch my leg back on?

[@Iconic_Lucifer-iw7kj]

The to-go stick is so real. Havent left the house without one in YEARS! Very useful, fully recommended!

[@newbie1w3]

You saved a life I'm so happy you actually saved a life

[@Bl00drain666_]

This guy seriously needs to consider stand-up comedy! He's sooo funny

[@Towely420]

How do you not have an Emmy or an academy award by now lmao you’re ability to master each character in every single video is an absolute masterclass 🤣🤣🤣

[@jsprunger6246]

800 Grand Bill for even looking at him

[@adriansteele7023]

That, "👌😏 perfect" was....well, perfect. Nailed it.

[@gwammeh]

I love that he took the stick, presably so he could get right back to it