Real Time with Bill Maher: Liberals vs. Liberals (HBO)

[@Ryan1o19]

I'm a conservative, registered Republican and Bill Maher is my guilty pleasure. Not too often can you find this kind of genuine and funny comedy. If you lead your life without being able to laugh at yourself and assume everything is an attack on your character, you are doing it wrong.

[@heavenismydomicile3280]

Well said

[@MP-db9sw]

Yea he pretty nearly became conservative or is pandering to the conservative audience.

[@JonClem310]

Bill Maher is one of the few Liberals who keep it real in the media. Kudos to him.

[@danielbekele5424]

ClemMedia o

[@dannytourigny9403]

I love Bill Maher

[@thelastrebelshow1627]

ClemMedia He’s a pile of dog shit!

[@themanwithnonamecalledwyat7575]

lol good one

[@Wolfsheim23]

Yep remember Maher's original talk show. Politically In-Correct. It was great too. Esp the episode about the Death of Timothy Leary and Acid. Best thing ever on public TV.

[@beback_]

I'm Persian and I approve of this joke. :D

[@trytwicelikemice7516]

+Arya Pourtabatabaie I'm Approve and i persian of this joke

[@geekdivaherself]

+Arya Pourtabatabaie - I'm A Joke and I persian this approve.

[@beback_]

"Of zero ingenuity" is the first thing you guys are. :D

[@andyc7660]

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[@22552561]

+Arya Pourtabatabaie I am Persian too and I approve ur comment

[@virgilmcdonald3370]

God I love that he attacks both sides. Right and left.

[@TreiberSeptim]

Virgil Mcdonald well, he attacks idiots, wherever they are.

[@tegridyfarms9972]

He should be attacking the real enemy. The establishment.

[@ekathe85]

@@tegridyfarms9972 He is, he's pointing out why we can't beat it. We're too busy nitpicking the fuck out of each other, which is what the establishment wants.

[@JuICyBLiinGeR]

I mean there shouldn’t be any side at all. All forward as one ✊ This cult shit has to end.

[@realtruenorth]

@@tegridyfarms9972 maybe you can swarm the establishment at the capitol.

[@Tony.Galanopoulos]

"Won't let my son go down on you" - I died.

[@MichaelPowers1960]

He's correct. Recently a college professor got heat because he addressed his class as, "ladies and gentlemen". Quibbling over minutia has the effect of actually impeding any progress one hopes to make. Especially when you're talking about things that will change naturally once the bigger issues are dealt with.

[@shwtmDLX1]

That actually happened? Link me an article

[@MichaelPowers1960]

***** There is no god, no satan. Christians, Muslims, Jews - They all worship and fear figments of their imagination.

[@johnnymcjohn7517]

Duuuude, you show different words from the references you mention in the video. if you wanted to make a video like this you shouldnt put references to the verses XD LOL

[@MichaelPowers1960]

***** Satan was invented early on because people couldn't handle the concept of a single being being the source of both good and evil. I understand what Satan is meant to symbolize in both western and middle eastern theology, as well as I understand any fairy tale. I look at the abrahamic religions, and see only groups of people murdering each other over whose imaginary friend is better.

[@MichaelPowers1960]

***** Sorry, wondering what a mythological being represents to you, to them, or to anyone is a monumental waste of my time, and patience. Humanity's infantile, neurotic need for such gods and devils will likely one day end us as a species.

[@PapaShawn70]

I used to think Bill Maher was a Liberal Hipocrite. I have realized he is not a Liberal at all even though he still calls himself one. He is a Realist. Someone who can see the faults in both sides and speak out against it. Does he side mostly with the Liberals? Yes but he is able to say when they have gone to far and has no fear of being attacked for it. This is what Free Speech is all about.

[@mikemcgrady]

+Shawn White - you have no idea what the hell you are talking about.

[@PapaShawn70]

Michael McGrady Yes I do know what the fuck I am talking about.

[@mikemcgrady]

+Shawn White - No, you don't. You have no idea what a "realist" is. Also, "free speech" is about the relationship with citizens and their government, not between citizens. Again, you have no idea what you are talking about. You just like this and are mumbling.

[@mikemcgrady]

+Shawn White - And you have a potty mouth when you are upset, Darling.

[@PapaShawn70]

Michael McGrady Does that word offend you? Your liberalism and pussification of the US offends me, Cupcake.

[@ryannale6187]

I'm a conservative and I love this!!!! Its stand up comedy, and please, people, learn how to laugh again!!!

[@9095jp]

'do you believe in a talking snake? me neither we're on the same team!" lmao

[@chrisaustin3510]

sol the talking snake is in the Adam and Eve story. correct me if i’m wrong, the snake was to represent Satan/Lucifer by talking them into eating from the forbidden tree.

[@crimsonblade25]

Chris Austin the snake was the devil if I remember correctly. Also Lucifer and Satan are two separate entities and so is the devil. You’d be amazed how many people think all three of the entities are the same character

[@Bruce-vq7ni]

@@crimsonblade25 "Also Lucifer and Satan are two separate entities and so is the devil" But as these thing's arn't real it really does not matter. And that includes that rediculous talking snake. Someone must have been on acid when they came up with these things.

[@crimsonblade25]

Bruce C oh I agree with ya on that. I still think it’s funny that people think Satan the Devil Lucifer and Beelzebub are the same entity. Beelzebub is one of the 7 demon Dukes (Lucifer and Satan are also Demon Dukes)

[@harageilucid4352]

The Bible doesnt specify _who_ the serpent was.

[@Bullroarer-oj3sp]

I disagree with bill a lot, but he’s real. He doesn’t bend with the wind.

[@x5xxSmittyxx5x]

One of, if not the best Bill Mahar bit I've ever seen.

[@Stu047]

I've been left-leaning all my life but I've absolutely had it with these self-righteous, noisey, extremist-left assholes who are too spineless to challenge those that openly campaign against that which they believe in, the real racists, the real homophobes, the real sexists, opting instead to launch their outrage at those who already agree with their socially conscious philosophies 95% of the time anyway. Please make it stop!

[@MP-db9sw]

Im definitely left on majority of social and many economic issues but I hate the political leadership we have. It seems like the Dems do just enough to say they did their best after they lose.

[@Hotdogenthusiast]

I’m very left leaning, I’m pro choice, pro weed legalization, want some gun regulation, pro universal healthcare. I think there needs to be some police reform, a lot of catching up with other more socialist European and East Asian nations. However, I cannot say that I’m sad trump won, I’m actually happy. A lot of those in the democrat party have gone absolutely insane. They’ve become complacent and now support backwards policies that hurt us all and if you dare point that out you get bombared with racial hate.

[@Cosmic86x]

that's why I think the whole left-wing, right-wing stuff is really stupid. If you are a liberal you always have to agree with liberals? No! If you are a conservative you always have to agree with conservatives? No! It's possible to share a conservative/republican opinion if you are a liberal.

[@trevorb2650]

Nothing you said really matters... if you are a "conservative liberal" you still voted for the communist party... which is destroying America so who cares what you call yourself.

[@brianfenoglio]

@@trevorb2650 Your comment has to be one of the stupidest I've ever read on KZbin...and that's saying a lot. And before you "call me out" for voting for one side or another. I did not vote for Biden; I did not vote for Trump. What did I do on election day...well, I followed the George Carlin example. I essentially "did the same thing as you. But when I got done masturbating, I had a little something to show for it." And if that offends you...good. Have a nice day!

[@JustAnotherBlader]

oh shut up

[@Jr.barkeep]

@@JustAnotherBlader m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4CVdXtnedFkg5o

[@davidshillaker7578]

It's sad that not everyone can see both sides of the coin.

[@docsavage8640]

Bill Maher deserves respect: he is consistent and means what he says, even if he is frequently incorrect, and he dares to take on the Leftist machine

[@ChrisRayGun]

I used to not care for Maher that much, but now him, Dave Rubin, Gad Saad, and a few select others are the only people making sense anymore.

[@ShreshthaManiChoudhary]

+Chris Ray Gun saw your video some time back on tyt's bullshit joke analysis (I know something about jokes as I am a stand up)...it was spot on... great work!!

[@stark4614]

+Chris Ray Gun Sargon too

[@soyoudonthaveananglehuh8513]

+Chris Ray Gun I used to be more conservative when I was younger (and disagreed with many things that Maher said), but I loved the way that he would cut down the most over-the-top garbage. He cut them to the quick, and brought the smartassery that we all loved. He was all about being able to speak one's mind, which I appreciated.

[@AuntySemitist]

+Chris Ray Gun Hey its you! Your channel Rocks, dude!!

[@jamesloucks2562]

+Chris Ray Gun about time you hopped on Board Dib. Maher is well spoken as...well not always, but as most of the time.

[@TheMasonator777]

Never have I seen a political comedian so despised by by the extremes in every school of thought. That's a pretty good indication of his accuracy.

[@downunderrob]

"Dame Elton John..." LOL!

[@pdv022]

Won't "let my son go down on you" - epic

[@morpheus6749]

I'm Persian and the D&G thing cracked me up. Bill rules.

[@downeastboy84]

Over the past year I have really grown to appreciate bill maher I love the fact he calls out all the bullshit on both sides on political spectrum

[@roryteal5940]

This is some of his best work on the show

[@DieQwietscheente]

The woman with the glasses and the weird laugh seems to have a good time!

[@drops2cents260]

FYI: her name is Sarah Elizabeth " S.E." Cupp (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S._E._Cupp ), she's a political commentator and a frequent guest on Mahers show over the years and they also are friends - and yes, she actually always does have such a great time when she's on the show. :-)

[@TheSidBatra]

bill maher is the realest nigga on tv

[@shwtmDLX1]

Ok Sid

[@LazyClown48]

***** BURN!!!

[@kingofbigmac]

JCmasters100 Why are you on here and leaving comments? Go to Faux New's channel and suck up some more propaganda.

[@BigTylt]

Shep Smith deserves that award in my book.

[@williamstheconqueror9457]

u wot m8 The collaborator Shep? Who are you a Bush family member? All of FOX and the rest of the GMC deserve prison or worse.

[@praised03]

That lady laughs like Goofy. 😣

[@lukesecrest1687]

Holy shit you're right

[@elijahbey3366]

I don't think she was laughing. It sounded like she was pleasuring herself.

[@Gutileonardo1]

She's annoying as f

[@elijahbey3366]

@@Gutileonardo1 I think her name is S. C-Cup

[@colummccrudden101]

@@elijahbey3366 S E Cupp

[@yuccalyptus]

"Cheese eater, BURN HIM!""

[@Chelle_Vibes]

LOL "Do you believe in a talking snake? Me neither!"

[@aarongoff1111]

I'm a conservative. And I approve this message!

[@poslednisoud]

5 Years later and this video aged like a fine wine as I watch woko haram cancel it's own members because they made a joke 20 years ago :D

[@charminghk]

There were so many times throughout this video where I wished that there were more like buttons haha... I love his honesty, I have learned he's only about free speech, he tells people they're wrong because others can say the same to him. Thats true freedom of speech .And it's just powerful....

[@michaelholthaus2207]

But don't forget to give credit to HBO,for giving him his huge platform.

[@MaxUltimata]

As a liberal, it does cause distress that there is infighting among us.

[@agentofchaos1820]

It's not infighting within you or perhaps us. It's called diversity of opinions which I'm afraid these so called SJW's, safe space babies aka "the snowflakes", and the Marxist left ignore to handle because for them, it is considered offensive. It's the idea of collective conformity that makes most of today's liberals look bad. Examples are; blacks, LGBT and other minorities should think all the same way, whites have white privileges and racists, Jews and Christians are bad and Muslims are saints, open border is one of the solutions to bolster the economy and we need massive funding to fight climate change and Starbucks is the place to hangout.

[@solortus]

When your ideology is full of hypocrisy, of course you're going to see infighting because you have no principles.

[@MaxUltimata]

Listen To Reason Shut the bloody hell up. We do have principles, but people are OCD about how principled a person is. As Bill Maher said, the liberal party ends up dividing itself over trivial bullshit. We can't afford that. By the way, I wouldn't talk about principles or family values as a Republican when the most prominent and loudest among them are either on their second wife (third in Gingrich's case) or soliciting gay sex in bathrooms. Or both.

[@solortus]

Lost Like I said liberals are dividing themselves because they don't have principles. You can't decide between respecting democracy or respecting Donald trump as president. You can't decide whether to support illegal immigrants or breaking the law. You can't decide whether to support the constitution or fucking with the 2nd amendment.

[@ticler]

Do you literally shake when it happens?

[@bobbybousche7996]

This is the Bill Maher I like

[@geekdiggy]

there are times when the director should mic-off a guest

[@MetalPersonJ]

I clicked on this because I thought it was recent, and now I'm depressed that it's not, and I'm even more depressed that this is even more relevant than it was three years ago.

[@johnbock1896]

Equal opportunity abusers! That is what all the best comedians excelled at .

[@theblackswordsman813]

This holds up dangerously well today

[@jeffreytsao5710]

I often disagree with Bill Maher, but for once, I cannot agree more.

[@RiderZer0]

Finally a liberal I can agree with! Thank you! What he said was so true about the right and the left

[@mystuff8602]

that "I won't let my son go down on you"-joke made me laugh sooo hard! OMG :'D

[@Rendezvous70]

How do you tell if you can trust someone? When they can criticize their own.

[@continuouslylucky9667]

Love it. Scary how un-broadcastable almost the whole segment would be now in 2021... despite it being more true than ever.

[@zacharyjohns1157]

“I won’t let my sun go down on you.” That joke was way better than the amount of laughter it received.

[@themultiverseiscallingbvig4092]

I love Bill Maher.Very up front and I seem to agree with his logic,the way he understands and discuss issues . I'd love to sit and talk with him some time soon.You go Bill.

[@walterhigo7658]

Does anyone else find that woman's laugh just a little annoying ? (the one sitting next to Bill)

[@woodycoat]

***** not nearly as bad as that Yahoo (not qualified CEO) Marissa Meyer

[@YaMoonSun]

Walter Higo Absolutely, nice call.

[@jaycol21]

SE Cupp is horrible on many levels. Her laugh is just one of them.

[@SuperMathewson]

SE Cupp is her name. She's from a group of people who've never had to hear the words "shut the fuck up"

[@jjforcebreaker]

"a little annoying" A LOT

[@kuwait85]

As a Persian ....I DIED .....LOL D&G shirt

[@lakechocolate9785]

Love the bits of news, flavored with common sense, wrapped in humor.

[@1283Stevo]

Bill Maher I am a Republican and I love your show and you are by far my favorite liberal.

[@sasquatch0o0o15]

"I won't let my son go down on you"! I just lost it then. Bill is the best!

[@TheBent139]

This is 6 years old. Things have only gotten worse. Much worse.

[@XanaxDust214]

Apologizing for saying "All lives matter"?!! Are you serious?!...

[@pod_pit]

This aged well

[@sepehrkhatami752]

The Persian joke is on point 👌👌👌😂😂

[@ritaferreira1371]

thank you for your service

[@Letzbehonest]

Thank you! I'm not alone who thinks this way. This is the one and only thing I hate about Extreme Liberals. They have to be politically correct to the point where jokes, pictures, speech, music, art, movies, clothes, and books have to walk on egg shells not to offend anyone. We all get offended. It's called life. Get over it and focus on the real issues.

[@maverickslb80]

Bill is hilarious and one of the few liberals I admire and respect.

[@mightymissk]

Frigging love Bill Maher, the godless rogue.

[@kirbymarchbarcena]

He still hits the mark and the jokes are bonuses

[@elisolomon8741]

Bill, you are the liberal that I have to love. Thank you for giving me hope that all is not completely crazy on your side of the divide.

[@eduardochavacano]

He doesnt believe in the talking snake, so that means he is a liberal.

[@alliedatheistalliance6776]

Is SE Cupps first name 'Sip?'

[@NSASurveillanceSubjectAZ]

Collectivists always increase the demands for conformity to the collective, and as in religion, the most pious and fervent are the ones shouting the loudest when someone transgresses their PC scripture ... I am happy to see Maher recognize the dynamic even among those of his ideological persuasion.

[@zachzent8287]

I have one problem with this... I laughed so hard I woke my roommate up

[@lanazugg-zugg8433]

I live the rare occasions when Bill and I are on the same page. Thanks Bill!

[@IlGreven]

Wellp, there goes the Tumblr portion of Bill's audience...

[@sithersproductions]

Matt Schwartz Well considering arab socialism never did anything right

[@c50gaming52]

I’m a republican, but this guy has got to be my favorite liberal.... he reminds me of a southern old man I used to know.

[@howardbeatman2820]

Irony: Maher's show moved from ABC to HBO to avoid the effects of viewer criticism - HBO's business model gets payment in advance directly from viewers as opposed to the broadcast networks payment from advertisers (who are sensitive to viewer criticism). Thus, the show didn't have to worry about criticism because the premium channel had already got their money. But that same invulnerability from conservative critics also shielded the show from liberal critics - Maher can call out liberal bigotry, hypocrisy, and egotism with no fear of economic damage.

[@chakadyazdani3229]

Man, this aged well.

[@СерафимаКиселева]

3:48 till the end - totally worth it, I died laughing. Also look at the costume. This along deserves a "like".

[@MegaKoutsou]

Didn't get the Persian joke at 0:48. Someone care to explain?

[@MST3Killa]

The joke is that Persian men tend to dress in gaudy outfits.

[@ShortFuseFighting]

then you obviously never met a persian

[@MegaKoutsou]

Short Fuse Indeed I haven't

[@beccamarie8163]

MST3Killa - its a fashion for Persians men to wear these kinds of shirts..

[@Mitche23]

Just switch Persian with Iranian

[@cozmoteckla2266]

Bill is awesome. Makes me wish George Carlin had had a tv show. Once Bill really sees how far left his representatives are gonna take all this PC shit he'll be shut down. Freedom of speech as it was introduced is leaving us.

[@nitish523]

Good You brought George Carlin's name, the GOAT wasn't on anyone's side he was on the side of reality.

[@SeanRESU]

That women's laugh is obnoxious.

[@mimi7839]

Why can’t a different view be just that, a different view!

[@ianelliott8224]

You are doing the Lords work Bill, please keep it up

[@RealEnerjak]

"Bill Maher isn't supposed to make fun of the left! That's illegal!" Then stop giving him material to work with.

[@Dagens24]

The first time I really became aware of just how culturally influential the far left had become was when Sam Harris was attacked by Ben Affleck on this very show however many months ago. I had felt things shifting but when that happened and I saw people defending Affleck's outrageous behaviour, I finally knew something had changed.

[@heavenismydomicile3280]

All tolerant liberals act just like ben,except they don’t do it in public,I’m not a Jennifer Garner fan, but I understand why she left his ass,The reason I’m not a fan because of how she treated Michael Vartan

[@laureencriss8220]

Peek into the future about 7 years. It's crazier than you can imagine! And the loonies hold a ton of power now in 2022 too.

[@heavenismydomicile3280]

@@laureencriss8220 I’m a christian,Hopefully the rapture will take place soon

[@laureencriss8220]

@@heavenismydomicile3280 Yeah...Heaven help us!, loool

[@CumpasFilms]

I'd love to do stuff with SE Cupp.

[@MrPiccoloku]

+Jesus Vasquez Just avoid her laugh...

[@lindaleelaw5277]

Economist - LOVE your interpretation of our flag. Keep up the good work. Variety is the spice of life.

[@richardfahrenfort3982]

This has aged like fine wine Bill

[@marilynking4003]

I could like Bill Maher - but he lost me when he wanted a recession for America. That's evil.

[@Soupbreath88]

The vegan thing is 100% real. I once got shunned by somebody who was vegan for 2 years, meanwhile I’ve been vegetarian since 2009. I’ve noticed a lot of vegans these days do it so that they have bragging right, not so much for health or for the cause.

[@CowboyJMA]

Bill always get things on target: smart man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elcpato]

Lmao! Those aren't even Jalapeños! 😂 But as a Latino I approve the joke because actually said oh hell yeah chiles!

[@foreignhour2388]

I like Bill's way of thinking. His realism is admirable

[@eulogy-lz4oy]

Holy fuck this was based

[@supernoob17]

***** fake based

[@danthomas8428]

***** Based?

[@SelonNerias]

Danny Boy I think it is sort of 4chan speak for bad ass www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Based

[@danthomas8428]

***** Well that explains it. He looks like a fucking hipster as well.

[@eulogy-lz4oy]

Danny Boy nah I am a nerd. I don't shave because fuck it.

[@jeffjeffries3469]

Hard to argue with Bill about this.

[@siavoushavesta5324]

i am persian and i own that shirt and i live in iran, god dammit bill

[@brunofeitosafl]

Oh Bill we need this speech TODAY!

[@firouz4296]

Who wrote this? I’m persian and want to speak to the manager. 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RCSVirginia]

Bill Maher's response to Media Matters was perfect!

[@ObjectiveMediaDoesntExist]

That girl with the horse laugh in the background, to say her laugh is annoying would be the understatement of the year.

[@smik4978]

Does anyone know who she is?

[@adhidassler]

wasnt that the girl with the glasses's voice?

[@drewstevens7420]

Yeah, why is it so much louder than everyone else? I can’t even focus on what he’s saying it’s so distracting lmao

[@dbdist1]

@@smik4978 SE CUPP

[@RADIOACTIVEBUNY]

I shied away from the right, and now I'm just sitting on my watchtower I built on the fence where I can see all of the flames better. There's too much stupid for me to even classify anymore...

[@martinparetti473]

That closing line caused me spit my coffee across the kitchen.

[@65tosspowertrapl36]

As my uncle, ( a WW 11 combat veteran ) would say. "People with too much time on their hands, worrying about crap!"

[@LeoWhalen1933]

He is spot on. This is why the 2016 election ended up the way it did. Also because Hillary took the Midwest for granted.

[@HP_Taboh]

Finally, we are talking about the problem with leftist culture.

[@stackflow343]

Chili peppers are staple in latino cuisine. It's not racist. I'm latino and hell if anything that flag made me hungry.

[@bengaltiger96]

Are there actually red jalapeños? I thought they were always green.

[@darkisland04]

More clarity from Bill. I especially liked the last quips. I've seen the . . . umm . . . "piece" he refers to, and laughed so hard I actually fell off my chair.

[@hannitypierro6138]

Bill you rock 🎸

[@emermbiemer302]

This would have been funnier without the cow laugh that woman let out after every joke

[@ogeorge1111]

Very liberal of you to say so.

[@Sankrityayan07]

Even SE Cupp's giggles are erotic.

[@user-hd8ej8yx9p]

utkarsh sankrityayan she’s not a c cupp, more like a b cupp...

[@Chibiwawa]

Vegans attacking vegetarians. . . what about vegans attacking vegans? XD

[@wolfstar675]

Is that really a thing?

[@Chibiwawa]

+Enrique Godinez yes, freelee the banana girl

[@PinupSarah]

Everyone attacks vegans

[@Dewittparkhema]

Just getting better and better

[@JuancoPRoFlow]

🤣🤣🤣 my type of humor baby!!!

[@pooshoveler]

Because I attack any bad idea no matter who it is from. I don't pick sides based on people I pick ideas based on their merit. That's what a free thinker does maybe you should try it sometime bill.

[@pooshoveler]

He is taking about reining in himself..... Talk about vaccinations and Monsanto much bill? Lol!