Real Time with Bill Maher: New Rule - “Real American” Heroes (HBO)

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In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher calls out Republicans for putting people like Kim Davis, Cliven Bundy, George Zimmerman and Josh Duggar on a pedestal without properly vetting them first.
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[@RedThebigOne]

"What's up with this Asshole?" Priceless

[@jonultime]

Maher cuts deep, right to the bone.

[@mr.d.4175]

Like beauty is skin deep but ugliness cuts to the bone.

[@Zeldarw104]

Layin' me to the bone jackin' me......😂😂

[@nmarrs8539]

Meh

[@GReid-ol5gk]

This dude has incredible writers.

[@MiMi_X1]

Lol, I like Bill Maher.

[@GReid-ol5gk]

Amina A Yeah, he's great lol, him and Jon Stewart.

[@ylstorage7085]

+G. Reid The usual Jon, cobert wirters, BUT with a whole week of time to preppare and consolidate their materials to a 6 mins piece. You know it is going to be good.

[@Kotazo85]

Heisenberg-SchrodingerEmc2 just fucking awesome hahahaha

[@gorginhanson]

It's pretty clear you don't watch his show, because this is the only part of the show that's scripted. He has clever remarks in "real time" to quote the show's title, when he's talking to the different panelists.

[@petergreen2552]

"And that sentence never ends well...." 😂

[@Viking_Luchador]

left out Phil Robertson: "Black people were happy as slaves! They were singing all the time!"

[@cat52]

Kim Davis actually took Welfare benefits and unemployment at one time. She had two kids out of wedlock and has been married like 4 times.

[@philpyung4831]

+C. C. C So we should all just give up on conservative values, then, I guess.

[@cat52]

There is nothing conservative about denying other people their civil rights. Also your values and morals may differ widely from others. These things are not set in stone by any one person's definition. My morals are based on common sense and facts. My values are based on common sense and facts not on some type of religion. But then again it is not surprising to see those who tout religion as the reason to deny others their civil rights yet break those very religious tenets themselves.

[@danielw832]

+C. C. C So why can't I have multiple spouses? Why shouldn't I take what I want from who I want. What if your neighbors values include pedophelia. Some of your neighbors already believe if a female is in public unescorted they are fair game. What makes your values better than theirs?

[@saddamhussein3849]

+Daniel W Simple, do your values involve harming others? If the answer is no than any rational human being wouldn't have a problem with them.

[@danielw832]

Plenty of rational people with values that allow for harming others. Rational humans have done f'd up things, all the time telling people that disagree, your crazy.

[@davidearl2413]

Thanks Bill for the simple truth, There is only one

[@TommyChardonneret]

While I am wiping away the tears of laughter, I have to ask: Did you get some new writers, Bill? Seriously: What would Jesus do? Everybody! That is bellylaugh to the point of breathlessness funny. It has taken me so very many breaks in watching the clips of this episode of Real Time that I think the next time will be to change my adult diaper.

[@Nolanlvr]

+Thomas Goldfinch You're an idiot.

[@Miranox2]

+Nolanlvr no u

[@johnphantom]

+Nolanlvr Go be balding somewhere else.

[@Servagio]

One of his best New Rules!..... "The end of open mic at the OK Corral" :)

[@dwolfcoach9144]

"The end of open mic night at the Okay Corral" Hahahaha, a conservative superhero is really an oxymoron.

[@taunteratwill1787]

Oxymoron? Stop using words that are only used to confuse Reps!

[@undersolo]

The KKK Corral

[@nickmcafee3523]

I'm conservative and I think they're stupid. I think an important sign of a powerful leader is reluctance to take power and responsibility. It's so self destructive to give people's bizarre, unusual behavior so much attention through the internet. The millions of sensible people are crippled by the rave of social media. Now the liberal side is promoting gun videos. Shooting people so they don't shoot you is an unimaginable experience like before you have sex... except it's feeling everything in the worst way. It took me traveling to learn a leftist isn't necessarily at odds with a right winger.. Most Republicans think hard-core conservatives are dense.. If the misunderstanding is not fixed we'll have to go the hard way.. Y'all underestimate most rural folk because we come off slow.. Our vocabulary isn't as layered because college isn't necessarily the best way to go out in the country.. You' can get yourself pretty comfortable finacially with the simple strength of your back, and everyone is taught to kill and clean animals swiftly. Technology hasn't overpowered force yet. I don't think open violence is something anyone wants to see unleashed amongst ourselves. We've experienced most kinds of war. There's a chance we could end the world. We have to learn to manage the new heat social media brings to our emotions. We're one of the first generations to understand the lie used to create racism.. my great grandfather was a cyclops in the KKK, now me and most of my peers in Alabama know we're equally human. You can see the generational falling of racism. Arrogance and immaturity tore open old scars that men hung, shot, and tortured sacrificed themselves to stop. You should be very concerned if you' didn't understand the danger of doing something like that.

[@danielpena2726]

Bill is the only reason I pay $15 a month for HBO.

[@Viking_Luchador]

2021: Warner Bros. decides all it's new releases will go directly to Max

[@amohammed5]

Bill Maher you rock!!!

[@saar144]

"Old Faithful" LMAO!!!

[@qhsperson]

+saar144 I've always referred to it as the Duggar clown car.

[@331coolguy]

+qhsperson lol

[@angeloluna529]

+saar144 i never get that joke even though i laugh with the crowd

[@saar144]

+Angelo Luna Old Faithful is the name of a geyser, which got its name beacuse it (supposely) erupts in regular intervals.I understood Maher's joke to mean that the mother's womb is like the geyser, it gets pregnant in regular intervals - every 9 months.

[@angeloluna529]

saar144 oh okay thanks

[@kitchentrout5867]

This was one of the best episodes in a while. Bravo Bill!

[@tostoday]

I lost it with scarecrow. Good one.

[@jeanetteyork2582]

It's shameful that she was allowed to defy public policy and civil law. Religious beliefs are not a license to defy public law with impunity!!

[@nonmagicmike723]

What do you mean "allowed"? She was arrested and jailed.

[@stuartchristopher2050]

I've seen several of your posts for various videos and you are always SPOT ON!!! Love how you think!!!

[@peterford9369]

Tell it like it is Bill.👍👍👍

[@adrianlackey5107]

One day, George Zimmerman is going to get belligerent with the wrong person.

[@jocelynjones4358]

Adrian Lackey I am surprised it has not happened yet.

[@Tipperary757]

He drinks. Wont be long now.

[@anthonycannon811]

im just waiting for cholesterol to do its job.

[@ampleoloruntogbe1434]

It’s taking too long.

[@michaellovely6601]

@@Tipperary757 When George Zimmerman dies of alcohol poisoning I will say "Thank God he drank himself to death."

[@akabaker98]

Why NOT do whatever the fuck you want when you KNOW will be forgiven by jebus? Isn't this the exact "no responsibility" argument made against atheists? Except HE will get into "heaven"... WTF?... Logic is such an allusive attribute.

[@farooqghory5432]

He hits right at the dot with a sharp and blunt hammer at the same time, and leaves nothing for the ones who get hit to fight back with.

[@patmischel6883]

I just love you Bill. New Rule is awesome.

[@qhsperson]

In Conservative World, John Wayne was a war hero instead of a draft dodger. And Jimmy Stewart, who flew bombers in WWII and even in Viet Nam, was some weird Hollywood liberal who stayed married to one woman for decades and wrote poetry.

[@hrsqsiest]

qhsperson Old post I know, but wanted to add that not only did Jimmy Stewart serve, he retired after 27yrs with the rank of Brigadier General.

[@rrbaggett7]

Wonder how Conservatives reconcile their Duke idolatry with the fact Wayne was married to a Mexican...former prostitute? I'm not a judgemental Bible-thumping raving moron so idgaf who marries whom.

[@katherynemero9355]

@@hrsqsiest and John Wayne had multiple wives. Married only "ethnic" women too, they kind that didn't talk back.

[@bobwieland7887]

You pretty dam stupid but most liberals are brain dead to begin with

[@davidweiss9891]

Jimmy Stewart was a conservative so....

[@avedic]

Hero: Any man who does his job. - John Mullaney

[@zaad5273]

I broke down at ‘old faithful’ 😭😂🤣

[@TriploGoofus]

Bill Maher on​ his highest form here, possibly inspired by the presence of John Cleese in-studio.

[@samuelfey7018]

at 1:52 Clive Bundy has a pocket constitution- I had a teacher in high school who gave out the exact same ones to the class.

[@sealogic4552]

If only he'd read it

[@MrBonners]

FYI: It is not cop bullet proof.

[@margaretthomas2988]

@@sealogic4552 moo

[@shuheihisagi7851]

Considered family research, I'm dying 😆😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[@grassroots8226]

I love Bill Maher. He always addresses the stuff I think about but never see (or hear) talked about on any other show. I’m always thinking why do the conservatives always seem to “prop up” these “real Americans” without doing the proper research??? I also agree with G Reid (another commenter), the writing is incredible. One of my favorite things about this bit is watching SE Cupp trying to contain her laughter. Makes me laugh even harder. If you like this one, check out ‘the kremlin konnection’, hands down the best real time bit so far. An absolute classic!

[@101babybush]

They look like the American Gothic painting

[@Zeldarw104]

Ryan Alex they wish!😮

[@EuroMIX2]

American Go Thick

[@mrnonsense1031]

If American Gothic was a horror movie.

[@snakepimp1]

No all republicans are racist, but all the racists that I have met are republicans, true story.

[@bdflatlander]

snakepimp1: that’s not the least bit surprising to me

[@fastrope1556]

Well thats irrefutable evidence. I'm sold.

[@cristim6815]

same here ! Do we have a pattern ? ;)

[@princekingston1426]

Every democrat I've ever met was also rascist, saying I'm bad I'm privileged & I'm white Ewww....

[@cristim6815]

@@princekingston1426 you're making that up, nobody's gonna buy that

[@snoopy3527]

you forgot Zimmerman sold confederate flags too

[@dalecs47]

During the time it was going on I had a conversation with one of the older ladies in our church about Kim Davis and the fact that she was not exactly a good example of family based morality. My church lady responded with this line "Well, I am not judging her." I was very offended to hear her telling that lie right to my face. The truth is that my church lady HAD judged Kim Davis and found her immorality acceptable because she hates gay people. I hate liars!

[@Lord_Bibulous]

Same when the evangelicals sold out their beliefs to back Trump.

[@michaelcoslo6497]

They should split the screen - one on Maher, and one on Cupp trying not to laugh.

[@jvhee]

According to her, the answer to what would Jesus do is everybody! Ok, so this is the funniest sentence ever.

[@BillHimmel]

Bill, i love you!

[@abhinavsrivastav8677]

Unbelievably well written

[@cathy440041]

that was funny!! I'm laughing so hard my ribs hurt!!

[@landonharris3660]

That last joke was phenomenal.

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

Right on Bill!

[@Darkerthanblack247]

"True strong conservative Christian family values"

[@Trackrace29582]

DarkerThanBlack those are kinda of opposites

[@theriffwriter2194]

Damn! I think I gonna create a few more accounts just so I can give this video a like more then once! You da man, Bill.

[@tompinion4138]

Bill makes me laugh like no one else can.

[@r.c.whitaker296]

"Open mic night at the O-K corral".😂

[@festus569]

It was very funny when Jon Stewart compared Cliven Bundy with Al Bundy (Ed O'Neil) from Married with Children. Josh Duggar is worst case.

[@dawgeral333]

Well, at least we got a new word out of him: ' Duggaring'. I guess it's like 'Santorum'. Republicans are useful for something!

[@ozlergurpinar1760]

I really appreciate our clever, informed comedians who make me laugh and I don’t feel so alone disliking republican politicians who I find despicable

[@davidm5707]

They're terrible judges of character. Because they have no character. Three long years have taught us this.

[@inkedseahear]

"I'm sure they're going to protect the women with a line of children.....“ #Colbert2016

[@daveharrison84]

One of them is not like the others. All but one of those people are silly embarrassing characters who didn't hurt anyone but themselves. Zimmerman killed someone.

[@route99]

+David Harrison Two of Cliven Bundy's anti-government devotees murdered a police officer in Las Vegas not long after his ranch standoff. There's plenty of blood on the hands of the conservatives' folk heros.

[@theauntiewarhol]

+David Harrison Duggar molested his sisters.

[@clarkliberty1110]

+David Harrison Zimmerman was found not guilty. There was a lot of trial evidence that was held from the general public,evidence that would have shown he acted in self defense. Hell,even I wanted him lynched until certain info was released. Davis is a dumpy nobody and Bundy was a scofflaw with a dog whistle. By the way,Bill,poor taste putting Zimmerman in with these other clods.

[@TonyStone3000]

+william woods Zimmerman acted in self defense? Since when is profiling a kid, following the kid, and confronting the kid self defense? Plus Zimmerman now has 6 mugshots. Trayvon had zero mug shots. Zimmerman isn't a saint.

[@qhsperson]

+David Harrison And he posted pictures of his dead victim on the internet, it seems. He must have been terrified as all get-out if he stopped to take pictures.

[@Rob_Cary]

Put a soul patch on the not so jolly rancher and you got Ted Nugent

[@leightonne357]

The Greeks were great thinkers. All they did was think, think, think. Well why they were thinking the Roman's came in and robbed them and asked them what they thought of that. Lol

[@TheRealLeewon]

This was great 😂

[@singha0611]

who's exclaiming at 4:15 . how have they not known this by now???

[@dronexfun8469]

Shouldn't it be "...open mic night at Golden Corral"?

[@catherineleary9831]

Okay good one 👍

[@michaelcoslo6497]

Always funny to watch Cupp try not to laugh.

[@sandracraft517]

I remember when Conservatives went crazy over Pat Tillman, football player turned soldier turned martyr, and praised him daily as a true American patriot -- until they found out he was an atheist. That shut them up fast.

[@sandracraft517]

@Lol Suck 2004

[@sandracraft517]

@Lol Suck not seeing what that has to do with Tillman

[@jensen1901]

wow that last line! Zing!

[@petergreen2552]

"They never learned to pick cotton"_ and Jesus wept.

[@hosseintalaee3119]

Bill maher is super

[@sdfkjgh]

Groucho Marx said it best: "Well I love my cigar, but sometimes I take it out!"

[@Zorichai]

sdfkjgh I don’t get it

[@peejay4606]

Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@ibenfarting3365]

I call my self an honest conservative. I am only conservative when it suites me and believe only in those principles that Benefit me. Don’t be a hater, I am just being honest😁

[@johnkeith8072]

Ah, the good old days, how naive we were...

[@vonneely3693]

What impressed me is that J.R.R.Martin created the character of Craster before Duggar got famous.

[@RevDooDatt]

@1:05 Kim Davis- Poses in front of a sign that says "JOIN OR DIE" just before receiving a "Religious Freedom" Award...let datt Irony soak in for a sec...Yep, sounds legit. SMH

[@davidstrohl]

2022: Duggar’s in prison for his child porn collection, busted at his USED CAR dealership. Gee, who couldn’t see that coming? Can’t make this up.

[@JenHope118]

Bill, you are priceless.

[@archive881]

It's a basic truth, no one is without sin and no one is without virtue.

[@lesfield7504]

Bills the best.👍

[@jacobzaranyika9334]

“Rush to judgment”? Are you suggesting I am wrong?

[@Matthew_007]

When he said Google, it opened my assistant!

[@Autoctonal]

"what's up with this asshole" lol

[@nofyfb123]

God bless you Bill!

[@BlueLightningSky]

Just the right amount of bad taste humor to make people disgusted then laugh afterwards because it's still funny.

[@branwhite4973]

Oh the conservatives never let us down. Laughter is always on the table. Lol. The last joke! 😆 🤣

[@petergreen2552]

Do you hear the sound of twanging banjoes during this skit? 😂

[@JerzyFeliksKlein]

I watched that clip with Joe the plumber. He asked a perfectly reasonable question about how the change in tax policy would affect his business and Obama gave him a reasonable answer...and then I came to 3:10...it actually makes it funny because if he wanted to put Obama on a back foot then he failed miserably

[@maryharvey6909]

I’m Republican and I never did like that lady refusing to license marriages because that was her job. And I always thought the Duggers were weird. I really didn’t like it because at first they made me feel guilty that I wasn’t always smiling and having 20 kids that were all perfect. But then, during one of their shows they let it slip that one of the eight year old girls was supposed to be doing all the laundry. And that the kids were divided into teams, and when she came home with a new baby she put it on a team which means the oldest girl actually took care of the new baby plus the other kids on her team. Then I didn’t feel guilty, I felt angry for the oldest girls.

[@JohnnieDorman77]

Using religion as guilt relief has got to be one of the worst sins.

[@ge2623]

I look at that picture of Kim and her scarecrow and wonder: How did we end up with Trump as president? "We have seen the "Billy" and they are US"

[@raymondvoisine294]

awesome, KEEP it up BILL

[@donaldwhittaker7987]

Outstanding

[@marilyncornell2194]

Oh these people .........

[@nick92065]

Best line. Still wrapped in plastic so it will match her furniture.

[@Thejbirdy]

Good lord it's a womb...NOT A CLOWN CAR!

[@catherineleary9831]

At this point, it's a water slide 🌊

[@jamesa.litteralmarks.taylo2861]

Republicans crack me up!

[@krispy6796]

Amen

[@catherineleary9831]

One woman and one scarecrow 🌾

[@sukavuka]

Old faithful fuckin love it

[@terryharris516]

The end of open mike night. Good one.

[@RobJazzful]

“A martyr for the deep-fried Twinkie crowd.”

[@frankbonini9128]

What's Funny is I'm a Progressive, Liberal Democrat, & I'm Kinda Hankering for a Deep-Fried Twinkie Right Now

[@geminismagnumsman6185]

Great video. Thanks

[@b.j.stoner9065]

Open mic night, at the OK corral‼️

[@subaduck]

Great clip!

[@rosemarieroussel1505]

Merci

[@justinwolz4932]

This was savage.

[@davidleahy8770]

And Her Mother's Womb, Nicknamed Old Faithful Lmfao 🤣

[@whovianhistorybuff]

This doesn't surprise me when have Republicans ever thought about doing a background check.

[@jackieholmgren5576]

Cliven Bundy comes from real settler stock, there would be no America if we hadn’t had settlers. Not to mention Cliven Bundy has more decency and honesty in his little finger than you could ever hope for.

[@AlastorsShadowDemon]

....... So you share the same beliefs then?

[@dkupke]

Then why did he ignore so many court summons?

[@jasonvanveen]

HE SAID THE BLACKS NEVER LEARNED TO PICK COTTON ....THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO SOUTH HAD NOT BEEN FOR THE SLAVES

[@tirpitz19]

A conservative hero is a clear oxymoron,for a true hero can not be a conservative.

[@tirpitz19]

@Reasonable Doubt Heroes have a big heart.Conservatives in general are ignorant,selfish,opportunistic demagogues,incapable of such acts. You see Rush Limbaugh being a hero ?

[@ptkk21]

Whether you like him or not, him and his show is the last, dying resort of free speech.