New Rule: Trump's Basket of Inexplicables | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher examines Trump's surrogates, and questions whether this cast of characters would be fit to serve in a Presidential administration. Original Air Date: September 30, 2016
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[@Mass40KGaming]

You can't make this shit up people

[@davideli22]

you really can't

[@NewMessage]

Imagine 'Surgeon General Dr. Harold Bornstein'. Oi.

[@ruirodtube]

New Message that position is reserved for sleeping Carlson.

[@ThomasFerrugia]

Jacqueline Clark: Jesus doesn't exist and God is a superstition. Stop being silly and focus on what's really important: the here and now.

[@itchyscratchy1870]

looking for his luggage Carson. . needs to go home for a change if clothes Carson.

[@gspendlove]

This may be the best Final New Rule he's done all year.

[@msjones4you16]

Says Who? lol

[@ricancira]

...says who?!

[@perrymason151175]

the polls !!!

[@ricancira]

...say's who?

[@johnhunter9139]

All of them...

[@kjamison5951]

“Uday and Qusay.” Perfect! LOL!

[@SNG23]

It's hilarious until you realize they might actually win 😰

[@msjones4you16]

Says Who?

[@danny9154]

Polls, all of them.

[@gc3k]

Hillary will win but it'll be a lot closer than arrogant liberals expect

[@seeamerica1]

Not after Clinton's response to Trumps 3am tweets today..... newsok.com/clinton-who-gets-up-at-3am-for-a-twitter-attack/article/feed/1084974

[@dannyfrog]

Arrogant liberals?! That's funny coming from a party that is so arrogant, it shut down the Government because they couldn't get their way and wasted the tax payers money by reading Green Eggs and Ham. A book about not knocking something until you try it. Kind of ironic, aint' it?

[@stevenmeyers1229]

Did he say: "Righteous Lube"??? Holy Shit!!!

[@ZeroOskul]

That's righteous lax for a holy shit.

[@The.Intruder]

If you think about, it's quite deep.

[@artofmusic303]

OMG - Giuliani's similarity to Nosferatu never gets old!

[@zonzore]

"says who" never thought those words would be so funny.

[@msjones4you16]

Says who?

[@NickNathanson]

which polls?

[@Faeriedarke]

Almost as funny as 'where'd you find her?'

[@chrisphan4566]

says who?

[@headoverheels88]

yeah, but says who.

[@toniquix]

Bill is the best fucking thing that has ever happened to rational thinking.

[@ian12346]

Ha, like you actually know anything about Marxism. Bill Maher is not a marxisit. He does not want to share his shit. Who told you being a left leaning elitist is akin a cultural Marxist?

[@zitaalfonso8172]

Maher makes me sick. I pray Trump will win so this ugly will be shipped to Iran.

[@ian12346]

Zita Alfonso Lol, that made no sence. Go to bed little guy. 😄

[@calum66]

Then either you hate your country or haven't a clue about what's going on in it because you can't afford to be so ignorant . This isn't a game .I don't even live in you country and I am getting really scared. Go check out Trump for yourself and stop whining about Bill Maher.

[@ian12346]

calum morrison Didn't you read that article that came out today, saying we have finally hit the tipping point with climate change, now we're at 400 parts per million carbon dioxide? Humans are fucked. Mother Earth will always be here, long before and after humans. YOU should just stop worring about shit and enjoy what little time you have left. 😊

[@captaintaco979]

That fucking Nosferatu picture for Guliani was perfect.

[@scottybee33]

Watching this 2 years later, all I can say is " WE TRIED TO WARN YOU !!! "

[@hineighbor]

I'm in love with the girl from CNN

[@MariE-bz2eq]

heck yea, she is one bad bitcb boy

[@supershinigami1]

Her name is Brianna Keilar and she has also made other Trump surrogates embarass themselves. Please google her.

[@supershinigami1]

***** Oops, my bad.

[@kaibilbalam-gonzalez9584]

Yeah, CNN really knows how to hire hot women unlike Fox. You have to be a special kinda sexy to be a female news anchor.

[@gizatsby]

+supershinigami1 i was actually thinking of brianna too so thanks. looks like she fact checks on both sides really well.

[@daniels.os.]

Dropping the mic like a BOSS Bill. Awesome.

[@steelersguy74]

Damn Bill's on fire for this one. But I guess the material pretty much wrote itself.

[@Cellofski]

Wow, look at Bill's face when he delivered the "fuck an ape" line. How does he say it with such a straight face? I was dying.

[@africanlegs]

The entire Trump campaign is a joke.

[@Paul-se4qh]

Says who?

[@jjghjghj5245]

Most of America. Well, people with a brain that is.

[@Blue-gl7hw]

This entire election is a goddamn sham. Clinton is crooked and both Donald and Gary Johnson are goddamn retards. Nothing matters anyways, the presidency is run by the illuminati.

[@TheBigJames]

Trump and his supporters are the reason I smoke so much weed hahahaha

[@teambutton1750]

NWO wants Clinton but the people want Trump, how else do you explain every media facet flooding the system. It's a hilarious shit show, both are unfit, but hey let's see what happens.

[@n0tk0sher]

This is just one of those clips I come back to over and over again, simply because it makes me smile.

[@michaelwarlick4328]

The passage of time makes this delightful.

[@iancaldeian]

I don't know if Bill is a brilliant writer or if it's just the wealth of material that he has to work with here: I really enjoyed this.

[@RichardA.-yi5sz]

Technically, neither. Maher has an army of writers to comb through the material and do the legwork & the research every week. They present him with ten times as much material as he'd ever need. Maher has to reject 90% of what they submit just to get the length to fit within the time constraints of production. And even after all of that, as he himself says, "they can't all be gems." Once in a long while, a joke of his falls flat. That's the risk that's run.

[@thearmchairjournalist566]

You are a bloody legend Bill! I love your wicked sense of humour :D

[@OthLovers9968]

what i wouldn't give to have a taco truck near my house

[@BigBadJerryRogers]

I live in L.A. and I can tell you, it doesn't suck!

[@SnoopyDoofie]

Why bother burn calories walking to the nearest one when you can save those calories and add some more by having the tacos delivered right to your doorstep.

[@ZeroOskul]

+SnoopyDoo: These are real good tacos, and taco trucks don't usually deliver. They're mobile restaurants, sometimes with outdoor seating.

[@Zeldarw104]

okay!😁

[@rogerdorsey7823]

You can't fix stupid but they are vulnerable to false indoctrination.

[@noname-gu6ho]

3 years later I'm still waiting on that 🌮 🚚.

[@Flynn01979]

Well, Bill just destroyed the Trump gang.

[@philosophpascal]

the only reason why T**** is not a war criminal yet is because he never had he chance to become one, hence he never had (and will ever have) political power.

[@msjones4you16]

+Sheikh Ben Affleq Says Who?

[@jasonvan4370]

Can you Trump supporters not bring up Hillary every time we are on the topic of Trump. Don't try to cover his shit with her shit. Justify why Trump does these things while not bringing up Hillary for the love of god. Can you not justify what he does? Is it that bad that you just bring up Hillary because you have nothing else to say about him?

[@jasonvan4370]

This video never said to vote for Hillary. They were talking about Trump and his stupid colleagues. Can you justify what they say without bringing Hillary up again like you just did?

[@msjones4you16]

+Sheikh Ben Affleq Says Who?

[@einsteinboricua]

This aged so well, it needs prime, vintage, and 5 star labels.

[@purpleflametarot39]

This just never gets old, LoL. My third time watching over the 3-years the pResident has been squatting in OUR White House.

[@nunureds837]

Lol same here

[@HFFCANADA]

I like how you included the small "p" Very appropriate

[@Chauna30]

@@HFFCANADA The small "p" was petty af and I am here for it! 🤣🤣🤣

[@tanazinn8484]

👍👏👏👏

[@Martin_GT40]

Wow, Bill Maher was really spot on with this one. Talk about a joke that aged well. Trump makes it so easy to be right.

[@IHScoutII]

I love Brianna Keilar's interview of trump's lawyer, the moment of silence then says, "All of them?" in a kind of unsure/flabbergasted look on her face.

[@llongone2]

Anne Coulter without the empathy...ooooohhhh, talk about soulless and heartless.

[@swilliams9236]

If a candidate promised a taco truck on every corner, I would vote for them without hesitation.

[@BlueBoyJocks]

Oh my this is so good, all is true and facts! I laughed so hard I snort hahaha, better than dumb and dumber because this is real!

[@dannyfrog]

Which is why everyone is questioning the mental capacity of a Trump voter. Facts thrown right in their face and deny all the way.

[@RichardVrong876]

the last where Mahher said about Orang Utan I pissed myself laughing!!!

[@coldfusion9857]

Because we all know Hillary and Bernie supporters are the epitome of ingenuity, right?

[@Potato-fb8zw]

Keep on snorting you pig

[@Stevenisbelieven]

This will be the first election in years where a Democrat has received a majority of votes from ALL college educated voters in modern times. Republicans usually get white college educated men, but anyone with half a brain knows a trump presidency would be a disaster .

[@ChristiaanHartNibbrig]

Killed this segment, Bill. Hilarious.

[@goku8621]

Imagine trump meeting katrina pearson asking her what to do about an impending nuclear attack..............ugh

[@evejane5795]

He'd tell her she's not pretty enough or something to know anything about nuclear codes I'm sure.

[@JimmyGunXD556]

Oh I thought Hillary already displayed her strategy in Benghazi.

[@goku8621]

JimmyGunXD556 I thought trump displayed his stupidity every time he opened his disgusting mouth

[@JimmyGunXD556]

huge difference between earning your life and making it on the welfare of people. is trump a douchebag? yes. but Hellary is a complete moron.

[@francoishebert6383]

+JimmyGunXD556 Trump knows nothing about International politics or policy. didn't know what brexit was didn't know what the nuclear Triad was. he can barely speak and is incredibly inarticulate. I think he is a moron. but fortunate for him the electorate is more moronic than he is

[@mjmcnult]

What a bunch of hilarious characters. We now have the cast of Idiocracy - The Reality show

[@pegburke638]

Bill Maher, you and your writers shoot and score once again. Thanks!

[@neonlight5355]

Seems to me a lot of Trump voters attended Trump university. They're about as bright as microbes.

[@GP4TN]

Neon Light Um... they don't know what that is.

[@mojoman64]

Black holes*

[@wufluboogaloo180]

so does that make u a hillary supporter? i mean if ur gonna put every trump supporter in that basket of idiots u must be! wikileaks october surprise is on the horizon......cant wait to see how much more shes been caught doing! lol any hillary supporter. 😄

[@neonlight5355]

I think the majority of (us) Americans don't give a f*** about Benghazi, email servers or alleged sex tapes from some completely unknown beauty queen. What we do care is how our tax money was spent by lunatic Republicans on completely senseless wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

[@wufluboogaloo180]

+Neon Light damn right bush was horrible and hawkish. and i was a dem during those years. problem is hillary is just as hawkish and has been in the middle of libya and syria......and her donors would love to keep making money off those conflicts. i cant stand trumps mouth a lot of the time. i can see he can be dumb at times. and will admit hillary is very smart. but boy oh boy is she crooked like big time. she reminds me of dick cheney.....and no way can we afford any more years of those neoconservatives in office. and yes hillary is a kissinger led neocon

[@thayungmobbgodd8034]

That pastor 🤣😂The look on his face tho 😅

[@myself047]

How is it that John Oliver and Bill Maher never sat down and talked about their views...??? It would have been a hell of an episode.

[@hectochango5831]

I like the "says who" part. He's in jail now. Says who? Reality 🤣

[@villalba874]

Good work Bill. Now can you make Trump release his tax returns? By proving that his accountant is not a chimpanzee throwing shit at the fan?

[@dannyfrog]

Dead. XD

[@foleyproductioninc]

Yargle Barg The IRS said that he doesn't have to wait for the audit to be finished. He can release them at any time he chooses

[@davidclarke2505]

villalba874 bill has never done a good days work in his shows history.

[@christopherstone4336]

+I'm A Squirrel! Don't Hate! He will release them when Hillary shows the deleted emails.

[@neonlight5355]

Trump tower is probably not that golden on the inside with all that shit throwing going on inside.

[@jetdickinson9151]

Wow, and three years later , to watch this. OMG, Bill you were so right . Lmao

[@NickNayls]

I cannot believe anyone would oppose taco trucks on every corner.

[@TheKyrix82]

I don't even LIKE Tacos and I'm okay with that. People gotta eat.

[@kempessfa1946]

Taco trucks on every corner? don't threaten me with a good time

[@Serai3]

Taco Trucks for everyone! YAY!

[@Dreyno]

That's some cold shit right there, Bill. Keep up the good work👍🏻

[@kimberflash5099]

Katrina Pierson is scary af. Yikes.

[@JohnDoeTheGoodGuy]

+Slave2thedrago You need glasses.

[@corneliuscantonii7362]

You need fucking glasses, she is sexy as fuck. Crazy as fuck too, but that probably means she is amazing in bed lol

[@prfu1222]

Watch your kicks and chains around her. She even steals used panties.

[@prfu1222]

I bet her head game is sick.

[@corneliuscantonii7362]

I know, like I said the crazy ones are the best in bed.

[@dontellbenjamin417]

this is the best new rules yet LOL

[@aniym21000]

As of 2020, Kayleigh McEnany is WH Press Secretary. This bit from Bill was prescient AF. Plus Michael Cohen's in jail lmao

[@paulmaher1835]

Bill Maher is on my short list of heroes and truth talkers, and he is damned entertaining as well,

[@livinginvancouverbc2247]

"I axed you..." Definitely Secretary of Education material.

[@natkam451]

1:46 LMAO a reference to American Psycho, a sensational book and film (and what a performance by Bale) - absoluely genius and hilarious 😂😂😂 They all - Trump & his sons - look like copies of Patrick Bateman, well Trump is old now, but his sons - perfect 😂

[@chicgal3]

I love Bill Maher for always dropping knowledge and exposing the Truth now if only he could bet trump into releasing his taxes😚😚

[@PeaceFan1]

Bill Maher's BEST NEW RULES EVER!!!! BRAVO!!! xo

[@Ryan-rg5if]

Thank you for this LOL Love your show Bill, you are awesome!

[@PolyGang42]

Taco truck on every corner? that would be a dream come true.

[@austinha11]

Like omg tacos, pizza and wine, right?

[@Kratos2591]

Katrina Pierson almost called us "mud bloods". Deplorable...was too kind of a word for these people

[@unidentifiedheadbumpstormt1937]

@Dudley Burleson Maybe you should work on remembering those morals, then reply again

[@johannafath-koziol7713]

Still today: BRILLIANT, Mr. Maher!

[@amcg789]

this is the best! funny

[@plankton67js]

Please don't insult the orangutans.

[@WestShoreMan]

This whole Trump circus is the craziest experience I have ever had in my life. Trump supporters are insane.

[@TheBowen747]

crazy with guns.. so.. stop fucking with us..

[@The.Intruder]

03:10. As soon as a photograph of Marco Gutierrez was put up, I thought to myself :"That's Christopher Hitchens without his make-up". 😂

[@inigojuancarlos]

The basket of deplorable truly became a nightmare realities.

[@gabesegun7966]

Who writes Bill's lines? They are damn good

[@nancycampbellgibson2634]

Great, as usual.

[@RyanSmith-zj6ys]

Bill was on fire this episode 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@harrisonwhorf3173]

Guys! Maher is right!

[@NxDoyle]

This is a good one. Oddly enough, the same thing occurred to me (read: hit me like a ton of shit bricks) yesterday after seeing Omarosa on the PBS doc, sounding like a cross between a Heaven's Gate cult member and a bends victim. Then the thought expanded to include his current and past campaign managers and I nearly cried/laughed/vomited.

[@vaz-raf-3r677]

this is gold comedy, Trump's a big joke.

[@Subash0069]

Until you realise that 50m+ will vote for him as the next POTUS.

[@gc3k]

They'll only care about those 50 million Americans if Trump is actually elected

[@saeedm6671]

says who?

[@gigistoner8004]

Yep. As Trump's surrogate Omarosa Manigault said on Frontline: "Every critic, every detractor, will have to bow down to president Trump. It’s everyone who’s ever doubted Donald, who ever disagreed, who ever challenged him. It is the ultimate revenge to become the most powerful man in the universe.” She even said it with a fuckin' smirk. God help us.

[@adrianamorales818]

+gigi stoner oh wow were basically bowing and kissing Hillary's lying behind,and Obamas,its an overstatement,you know,the one all us hypocrites use in our everyday lives,with more degradi g words,all over KZbin and fb...any,back to my point,what she means,is when he starts fixing the economy,of course,many won't like the budget cut,we love our entitlements,heck,we probly wouldn't care for the economy collapsing til we see and feel the effects,but when he does it,well be feeling dumb...but like I said,those to narrowminded won't realize it unless it happens,other than that,they'll just feel the budget cut,heck I may even have to pay some consequences for my ignorance before I knew what I know now but I have a very vivid imagination I love using it,and I see the effects of the dollar collapse,just feel and imagine what's going on in venesuela,that's what entitlements do,ppl go crazy,oh,wait,I know,yea,well,that's because they took them away...like it won't collapse anyway,but I'm probably wasting myvwords here I do hope you do your research because the consequences of the collapse if we don't get our dept under control,will be catastrophic and u probably don't believe it cuz u think,why would they do that,because it does benefit them...it's called the new world order,look it up,and listen to Obama and bush say it...its time we stop letting them destroy our common sense...

[@unitedwestand5205]

great episode,Bill couldn't have been more right about Trump&his followers&Gary Johnson,nailed it.

[@akibjawad146]

This 'New Rules' is amazing

[@josearturogarza5114]

I wanna sue Bill,I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

[@GlobalTee]

Why does he always bring up that lawsuit though? lol

[@THApeanutMagician]

Because it was fucking ridiculous and people should be reminded that a candidate for president actually filed it.

[@GlobalTee]

lol, true I guess

[@THApeanutMagician]

No it isn't clever. The legal system is for real issues not a fucking toy to be played with or to annoy comedians who make fun of you.. Bill wasn't trying to be a man of his word, he was making a fucking joke. And he didn't expect trump to respond because it is ridiculous.

[@THApeanutMagician]

Trump filing the suit makes him look like a fool much more than Bill.

[@NxDoyle]

He likes to rub it in Dump's Cheeto-by-Maybelline face.

[@HurricaneSalim]

Angela Rye's laugh is hilarious and instantly recognizable. XD

[@diannemose244]

Lights from a burning cross 😂😂😂

[@doutorgori327]

Why do people waste time with Trevor Noah and Seth Meyers when there's this on TV?

[@jemezieeriator1971]

This man is a genius! Please can you make him produce his tax records?

[@trebronrehts]

Simply the best! Maher rules! LOL

[@jaywill2422]

This was the funniest shit ever. I'm not into politics but you Bill Maher should be. lol

[@MeetThaNewDealer]

Rudy Giuliani: a noun, a verb and 9/11.

[@ItsJustDan1]

Ann Coulter has no empathy either, though.

[@Pravdacz-tp8zu]

She´s friends with Bill.

[@Devonellah]

Pure Genius here... :) Love Bill Maher so much!!!

[@Unhacker]

"Says who?" "Polls..." (Together) "THIRD BASE!"

[@michaelgabrielraphael9554]

6:23 to 7:20 Laughed SOOOOOOOOooooooooooo Hard!!!!! Bill Beautifully made Duh-nald Trump-the-Dump-Master produce HIS birth certificate! But it Still didn't prove the point about his mom's sex liaisons.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!! :))

[@skler69]

taco trucks 2016

[@davidleahy8770]

Taco Truck On Every Corner?? Hell Yes Sign Me Up #MakeTacosGreatAgain #TacosRule!!

[@PaliAha]

BRAVO!!!

[@juliobarrientos2352]

lol that was funny. says who? all of them.... ok

[@Savage-8Bit]

I got ripped as fuck before this episode and damn near pissed myself watching your new rules this week Bill, god damn. By the way how hard was it not to just reach out and shake the hell out of Chester Cheetah's fanboy across from you? I think we can look back at spongebob for some truthiness "People talk loud when they wanna sound smart." - M'Fin Squidward

[@goofeybutreal4398]

Brilliant segment. Keep them coming.

[@drylooped]

Oh I wish I could've been a fly on the wall during the trump/Maher trial. The look on the judge's face must've been priceless.

[@JaymesWebbs]

One of the best Bill' s videos.

[@Carlos-pc7od]

The worst of all is Boris Ep... whatever his last name is. Horrible weasel.

[@Katalowins]

Carlos 123 a known traitor and deplorable gold standard. but then again so is trump.

[@Carlos-pc7od]

Huh? Don't group me in with that basket.

[@ZeroOskul]

+Carlos123: ::lifts you out of the basket:: That was a close one.

[@rosehollis9639]

Love you bill you nail it every time

[@Nick-lu5sg]

2021 and this shit is still gold 😂😂😂

[@MrMusicman456]

Early 2018 here. It all went worse than we thought

[@Really250]

Yeah, the economy is the best it has ever been, employment is the lowest it has ever been. Trump hasn't started any new wars, ISIS has been defeated their leader killed, the wall is being built. Someone is finally standing up to China. Man it is going so badly wow you are so right

[@HyperionWasabi]

FFS would that woman please quit chiming in and making noise.

[@heithryan]

Came here to say that very thing. I like Sarah Silverman, but when Bill Maher is doing his New Rule, the other guests need to keep their comments to themselves.

[@user-fj6gx7mt4g]

Bill Maher is my Dude. great job

[@mrwz626]

This was hilarious!. Made my day!..

[@coffeefrog]

Lol as much as I love Bill's show, I always feel bad for the guests who have to shut up while he does his New Rules bit. There's always at least one Republican or other who just has to sit quietly and watch him piss all over the things they wish they could talk about.

[@BlueSkyCrystals]

I don't. They know what they are getting themselves into. The conservative on this panel has been on the show many times.

[@trajan74]

It's not really different than the treatment Democrats and liberals get on FOX. They're there to sit up straight and be lectured at by the host(s).

[@TomCatFromMA]

This is not the whole show. It is a small segment.

[@900venus]

Then they shouldn't agree to be on the show. I don't think there are any serious republicans with a brain who are happy about the orange piglet. I think they just want this to be over so they can try and figure out what the heck happened to their party and how they let it become imprisoned by the far right.

[@TomCatFromMA]

Margot Berwin His guests get to speak plenty and anyone who watched the entire show would know that. It's is absurd and just plain stupid to suggest otherwise. How the fuck would he get guests if he didn't let them speak?

[@reubenjones3813]

i think its interesting going back and listening to all these things knowing now what has happened and that cohen is in jail for trump stuff and several other people.

[@albaba5390]

If there is a reason to be proud of being an American, folks, it is the divine right to the freedom of speech ! Freedom of speech is my birth right, it is not just a privilege !!! By George, I wouldn't have it any other way. Go ahead, Bill Maher, make my day !!!!!!!!!!!!

[@novamasc]

OMG this is hilarious especially the part at the end about the lawsuit :))