Stanistan is basically what would happen if someone was like "Yo let's create a muslim version of Austria-Hungary"
@Eli-ly1kb4 жыл бұрын
more like iraq during the occupation from 2003 till 2011 version 2 lol
@Jayshiver4 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@brandenr60734 жыл бұрын
More like French West Africa and French Equatorial Africa. Austria-Hugary was far less of a mess than Central Asia and it wouldn't even compare to Africa and the Middle East
@comstarrep73964 жыл бұрын
I’d say like yugoslavia
@hogrideeeeer4 жыл бұрын
except it could work because islam unites people
@radianzero4 жыл бұрын
K-pop stans: "We are the strongest stan army." Stanistan: *Pathetic.*
@Bull-tm6hl4 жыл бұрын
Army is a fandom of the group Bts AND BTS ISN'T THE WHOLE KPOP
@radianzero4 жыл бұрын
@@Bull-tm6hl Who cares Bruh.
@Justmal20074 жыл бұрын
Yeh
@archerdude114 жыл бұрын
Radian STAN ARMMMYYYYY
@ZhaoxTFT4 жыл бұрын
@@Bull-tm6hl You are joking right?
@nate093922 жыл бұрын
I added the area in square miles of every stan country, and then, I looked on a website showing the ranks for how large every country is. After receiving my total sum for stanistan, I can conclude that, if stanistan we're to become a country one day, it would be the seventh largest country in the world.
@Tennosoul Жыл бұрын
And Kazakhstan is already 9th largest country in the world
@ommnon Жыл бұрын
yeah, but it would be a horrible place to live in. there would be like 2 civil wars happening at the same time lol
@baseking3114 Жыл бұрын
it would also give Russia 🇷🇺 to enter Arabian sea and they would make a big profit and even china would be using pakistan sea
@audreydeatherage21312 жыл бұрын
i LOVE using the term "friend" in this context. like, "Iran wouldnt sacrifice ... to become Stanistans friend." i think its such a cute and funny concept
@trolly_mctrollface69699 ай бұрын
it's just another way of saying ally
@chloroclymor83884 жыл бұрын
I guess audible doesn’t have any books about how to spell “Kazakhstan”
@drishtirastogi85354 жыл бұрын
Seriously pal, I noticed that too. But ohkyy, we can overlook it as a mistake! :)
@helloworldx104 жыл бұрын
*KUZ-AA-KISS-TAAN* : that how we pronounce it in South Asia
@abeke55234 жыл бұрын
Kyrgyzstan too
@real_nosferatu4 жыл бұрын
@@helloworldx10 he meant the spelling (how you write it).
@dake68444 жыл бұрын
Қазақстан Республикасы
@Amaan_Zargar3 жыл бұрын
Possible name : United Stans of Asia (USA)
@salokhiddinmukhiddinov49213 жыл бұрын
Hahaha lol 😆
@n124ac93 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@mk-tt3up3 жыл бұрын
So now we will have 2 USA 1. THE RESPECTED, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇲 2. UNITED STANS OF ASIA.. (NO FLAG) THINK OF USA GOING ON TO WAR WITH USA.....
@sudmuck3 жыл бұрын
@@mk-tt3up " This just in: the USA invades the USA to liberate the USA from its oppressive oil."
@morrisstudio83723 жыл бұрын
hah
@mehdimarashi17362 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: -istan is a Persian suffix meaning "land". Persian used to be the lingua franca in many areas between Iran and Bangladesh. Persian is an official language in Afghanistan and Tajikistan besides Iran, and many Iranian provinces have as -istan suffix in their names. In modern Persian, many European countries have Persian names ending in -istan as well, for example we Iranians say Englistan instead of England, Magyaristan (land of Magyars) instead of Hungry, Serbistan (Serbia), and so on.
@Ibrahimayas4442 жыл бұрын
True
@peterelittaa2 жыл бұрын
also a lot of former Iranian provinces still call themselves the -stan ending name the Persians called us - a linguistic remnant of the past. I'm Armenian and in the Armenian language, Armenia is "Hyastan"
@mehdimarashi17362 жыл бұрын
@@peterelittaa I didn't know that! Thanks!
@LoneVocalist Жыл бұрын
In Pakistan even words like the desert (registan), oasis (nakhlustan) and graveyard (qabrustan) have stans (land) in them. India's name Hindustan is 100% Persian name then. They called Sindhu (the Indus river) Hindu and then added stan to it.
@trolllovindaddy Жыл бұрын
In Sanskrit, the word stanam means place
@eric95082 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy your videos and your subtle sense of humor. Thanks.
@connorconnor24214 жыл бұрын
This comment section is filled with people trying their best at stan up comedy
@fbi38814 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck i just wanted to write a comment about your unfunny joke and then i realised what you did there. You deserve a like.
@morgzmomma97153 жыл бұрын
Good one
@daaadoooo3 жыл бұрын
I see what you did here...
@morrisstudio83723 жыл бұрын
Kk
@morrisstudio83723 жыл бұрын
Who liked my stupid reply tho
@EconomicsExplained4 жыл бұрын
I think this social isolation is starting to get to you mate
@udayrathod37864 жыл бұрын
Please make a video on economy of Stanistan.
@ultimatestoryteller4 жыл бұрын
Dude it's great to see you here. I was just watching the Economics of UAE video and right here you are......
@samut90693 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@fortune39113 жыл бұрын
Lol
@fortune39113 жыл бұрын
Lol ye
@apex98062 жыл бұрын
Coming back to this video after 1 year, I am more informed of global politics and ethnicities. I now think there are a lot of mistakes in this analysis, although, with good effort and no ill intention from the creator. The Pashtun problem won't be a problem at all after unification, since it is mostly driven because of US involvement and the division of pakhtuns due to the Darrund Line. That line will exist no more and since Pakistan is now with Stanistan, it is a nuclear power and US will have no choice but to leave the region. Stanistan would immediately be offered alliances with Russia or China due to the fact that US troops are on the ground and Stanistan would obviously want them to leave. China already has the CPEC initiative with Pakistan and other close nations for the Belt and Road route. So China will not be an enemy at all. Russia has huge stakes on the CPEC project as well and already supplies a vast majority of it's Natural Gas and Oil to it's neighbors already so choosing to be enemies is Stanistan will not be beneficial to them. On the other hand, Russia will be incentivized to be allied with Stanistan in fear of USA attempts to welcome it into NATO, having a huge impact on the geo-political strategy. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone by containing Russia and China in 1 swift move. Russia nd China will not accept this at all and Stanistan's rulers will have to make the decision to either Join NATO, Join Russia and China as allies or make it's own league with the Arab states, 2 examples we have are OIC and Arab League. Choosing the latter will give the new nation massive power in the world and secure it's World Power - or Super Power status instantly. India will 100% be an adversary but will be careful in it's approach as they too want to connect with central Asia and don't want to anger China since Stanistan and China will no doubt be allies. A 2 front force for India is a real threat and the last thing they need is 2 nuclear super powers aiming their guns at them. Coming to the point of the Shia and Sunni muslims in the region and the tussle with Iran. Pakistan today has absolutely no problem with both sects and both of them are living in harmony in the country. Iran's agenda and the Saudi Arabia's agenda have been foiled many times by Pakistani citizens. And with Saudi Arabia's dependence on Pakistan's military for it's defense and Iran's dependence on Pakistan for imports and secure borders, and the already established alliance of both countries, the possibility is there for complicated relations, but probably Iran and Stanistan will be allies. Overall, this nation will not be as unstable as you might think, since with good fortune, all states are in 1 border, unlike the Pakistan in 1947, which had West Pakistan and East Pakistan, resulting in difficulty in governance. And which huge natural resources, I doubt any of the neighboring countries will want bad relations. So this is my analysis.
@FreeBird32 жыл бұрын
Makes sense.
@pranavkanttripathi2971 Жыл бұрын
Considering that US is now out of Afghanistan Russia will definitely not like its former Soviet Comrades forming another coalition as Soviet Reunion is the Russian Wetdream.
@apex9806 Жыл бұрын
@@pranavkanttripathi2971 interesting you mention this. I suppose neutrality is also on the table.
@ch0c0late_sauce59 Жыл бұрын
@Surah Kittington pakistan is literally one of the least racist countries in the world, search it up, while india is the most racist country in the entire world. soruce: washington post
@Melon-ALL-Free Жыл бұрын
Wow that's sound and I really like the probability of Stanistan have no need for alliance with NATO or Russia at all.
@user-v2eqj8xiz4l2 жыл бұрын
In Persian, apart from the 11 countries you mentioned ( 7 Stanistan + Mogholestan, Hindustan, Lahestan, Engelestan) the following countries also have similar names: Serbestan (Serbia) Majarestan (Hungary) Arabestan (Saudi Arabia) Armanestan (Armenia) Gorjestan (Georgia) Bulgarestan (Bulgaria) Also, there is some territory or province in other countries which ended with "stan" in Persian. As you say the word "stan" in Persian is equivalent to the prefix "land" so there are no restrictions on use.
@jirachi-wishmaker9242 Жыл бұрын
Istan is Persian Sthan is Sanskrit
@omary54394 жыл бұрын
"Let me guess, your home?" Stanos: "It was, and it was Staniful."
@nordskyrim63124 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@mohammedrazeenzaeencamil93444 жыл бұрын
St Sta, sta st st sta stanstans
@user-bz1od4yc5r4 жыл бұрын
missed opportunity to say "beautystan"
@pebblethefox34834 жыл бұрын
999 like
@SarimFaruque4 жыл бұрын
I stan this
@alabama1004 жыл бұрын
Middle East: We have the most ethnic tension Stanistan: Actually...
@lazarjovanovic43884 жыл бұрын
Balkans: *pathetic*
@crystallaxx34404 жыл бұрын
your name is legendary
@Neno-jn4sk4 жыл бұрын
Enitre of asia: *ametures*
@Roody_Patootie4 жыл бұрын
Alabama 100 Former Yugoslavia countries:Ha! Beginners
@nickbiaz76204 жыл бұрын
Balkans
@noahlipsky81692 жыл бұрын
I want to “Thank You” for making this video about a possible Stanistan.
@HoLDoN4Sec2 жыл бұрын
honestly i expected you to make a hint about how the USSR wanted to collect all of the "Stans" but encountered major civilian and Islamic resistance when they got to Afghanistan, so they never ended up reaching Pakistan
@spandexter12344 жыл бұрын
Stanistan was founded. 2 hours later, Stanistan has been copyrighted by Eminem and is expected to pay 1.6 billion.
@brmns4 жыл бұрын
Imagine copyrightstriking a country
@benstone2414 жыл бұрын
Iceland supermarkets copystriking Iceland
@c.g.55804 жыл бұрын
ViktorB I guess Greece kinda did that with FYROM, just without the money
@user-vg1fu1xb5l4 жыл бұрын
Imagine Turkey suing Turkey for copyright
@spandexter12344 жыл бұрын
Wow 900 likes
@bhgtree3 жыл бұрын
Title for their national anthem: 'We all Stan together."
@dr.syedmuhammadmanazer-ul-4143 жыл бұрын
That literally means ''we all land together''
@sauronstillgood68043 жыл бұрын
@@dr.syedmuhammadmanazer-ul-414 Stan sound like stand. It is not literal dude.
@alexk96423 жыл бұрын
@@dr.syedmuhammadmanazer-ul-414 not too far off either tbh
@tarshgambhir99353 жыл бұрын
United we stan, out country, cuz it was a Wallace land
@sinaa.y49383 жыл бұрын
@@sauronstillgood6804 both actually generated from the same Indo-European word. Stan in Persian means the place a specific kind of people is. for example Tajikistan = where the Tajiks are or you can say where the Tajiks stand standing in Persian is Istadan
@husanalikuvvatov337111 ай бұрын
eminem my fans all are in america meanwhile stanistan: land of stans
@YourMajorAirplane2 жыл бұрын
Other stans: We are landlocked, but big. Pakistan: Let me introduce you something.
@hassanasad27 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@reversedinfinity60563 жыл бұрын
"We're gonna unite all of these countries and just see what happens" That does indeed sound very British
@bibekjha23123 жыл бұрын
Haha😂🤣🤣
@saadamansayyed3 жыл бұрын
This is what a British politician would think in the early 1900s...
@cristobalpintocruz15243 жыл бұрын
HAHHAHAHAA The best one
@ceooflettuce87683 жыл бұрын
Indians and Pakistanis argue with each other so much but will become the bestest friends in the world when they hear the word "British" and I love that
@IloveRumania3 жыл бұрын
😆
@italianpizzanoodle20794 жыл бұрын
Stanistan: the land of Stan’s Everyone called Stan: this is my home
@oriontigley50894 жыл бұрын
American dad would be conflicted
@mihaim26604 жыл бұрын
Stanley?
@stanp22814 жыл бұрын
Hero Mihai26 YT yes?
@theoldantleredmyth4 жыл бұрын
truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stan
@johnperez41664 жыл бұрын
Dog with a blog and Gravity Falls
@bobfishhed99232 жыл бұрын
I was wondering about this 2 days ago and this video pop in my algorithm!
@memedbengul435010 ай бұрын
In Turkish there are many more -stans: Saudi Arabia, Armenia, Georgia, Hungary, Bulgaria, Greece, Croatia, Serbia, Mongolia, India, Eritrea ( i think), and maybe a few more.
@alexlagoa90842 жыл бұрын
K-Pop fans: We are the largest Stan army Stanistan: Hold my stan
@jupiterr43412 жыл бұрын
LOL
@dragonfist4172 жыл бұрын
lol 😂😂
@humblewiz49532 жыл бұрын
: )
@memperkasaya20782 жыл бұрын
worst comment every written
@dragonfist4172 жыл бұрын
@@memperkasaya2078 lol
@loco79714 жыл бұрын
Stan - Eminem, would be their National Anthem
@YoshiFan3354 жыл бұрын
Its your biggest fan This is *stanistan*
@Sarcastic_darkstar4 жыл бұрын
I really thought he is gonna talk about being a fan. 😅😂
@SPEARHEADGLOBAL4 жыл бұрын
goddamit u stole my comment.,..lol
@v0rtex614 жыл бұрын
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
@TAJMofficial4 жыл бұрын
@@v0rtex61 Morning rainclouds in my window and I can't see at all
@brainquake44132 жыл бұрын
That Nuclear deterrant of Pakistan is alone enough to mitigate any prospect of being under attack from neigboring country lol
@TJSaw2 ай бұрын
Didn’t stop US, India, Iran and Afghanistan from violating your sovereignty. The whole world knows Pakistan’s nuclear threat is a bluff. If you actually used a nuclear bomb in response to a conventional weapon, Pakistan would cease to exist. And the Pakistan military knows that too.
@urokichinazesa2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for idea for my EU 4 run
@lil_man75234 жыл бұрын
Imagine this being an actual thing in April 2020: this is just the beginning
@ges105sb64 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mrbisshie4 жыл бұрын
A nuclear capable country, that has a bunch of countries that fucking hate each other bunched together? The amount of terrorist attacks and in fighting would be scary.
@internetperson34364 жыл бұрын
@Venky Wank that is a really intresting point. RLL did say that stanistan would need a strong leader, and i think india had that, so maybe it might work
@theghosthero61734 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's basically a larger Changatai khanate
@abdullahnadeem17344 жыл бұрын
Allah bless you for pray for this
@dougthedonkey18054 жыл бұрын
So basically “Pakistan and friends”
@maqsoodhussain34444 жыл бұрын
Yes🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰❤️❤️❤️
@fica11374 жыл бұрын
@@maqsoodhussain3444 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 Edit: I am not even indian, just wanted to see the reactions
@maqsoodhussain34444 жыл бұрын
@@fica1137 😂😂
@maqsoodhussain34444 жыл бұрын
@@fica1137 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰
@maqsoodhussain34444 жыл бұрын
@@fica1137 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰
@bmarpit39422 жыл бұрын
Although I am Indian but when I see pakistan would be greatest among other 'stan' I fell good
@eyeofsauron2812 Жыл бұрын
Why?
@bmarpit3942 Жыл бұрын
@@eyeofsauron2812 cause we have similar origin They speak language similar to ours They live in a culture very similar to that of ours
@eyeofsauron2812 Жыл бұрын
@@bmarpit3942 Aren't Pakistan and India literally enemies?
@bmarpit3942 Жыл бұрын
@@eyeofsauron2812 the politicians are Not the people
@eyeofsauron2812 Жыл бұрын
@@bmarpit3942 Okay, what are the conficts about, border disputes?
@MynameisS_A2 жыл бұрын
That Game Of Thrones sponsorship on audible at the last was way too smooth!! Didn’t even see that coming 🙃
@rendeer88223 жыл бұрын
"Just because it ends in stan doesn't mean it wou-" " *STAN IS STAN* "
@user-ps2qx3vr8y2 жыл бұрын
It will be Turkistan
@fistmancddd2 жыл бұрын
Haha i remove the 666 likes
@abdullahgaming12712 жыл бұрын
@@user-ps2qx3vr8y no it will be Stan
@user-ps2qx3vr8y2 жыл бұрын
@@abdullahgaming1271 I live in Asia and I know it is Turkistan
@siddiqgamesyt33542 жыл бұрын
DREAM STANS
@IceFire9yt4 жыл бұрын
*Surrounded by Russia, China, India and Iran.* Stanistan: This is fine.
@hmjonwal4574 жыл бұрын
Actually india is also hindustan
@veenajohn75804 жыл бұрын
That’s what he polish Lithuanian commonwealth said
@veenajohn75804 жыл бұрын
meGAMING NOOB yea they say that in Hindi
@emie98584 жыл бұрын
Poland 2.0
@FlyingDwarfman4 жыл бұрын
@@hmjonwal457 The video noted how this is true in some languages and explicitly made the decision to only go by names as accepted in English.
@user-cd4bx6uq1y Жыл бұрын
This video aged well too well for what online communities are becoming
@user-ru8sq7zx7f Жыл бұрын
O'zbekiston has already started the construction of a railway through Afg'oniston to connect O'zbekiston with the ports of Pokiston. Thanks to the new project, goods from O'zbekiston will be able to get to the world ocean faster and cheaper.
@MilkyWayWasTaken Жыл бұрын
Love from Pakistan🇵🇰💞🤝🇺🇿
@irishgigachad2347 Жыл бұрын
it's called the Trans-Afghan railway
@terryshi5620 Жыл бұрын
Wondering what gauge would the line be, 1520mm or 1676mm or standard-gauge?
@alliexcx5576 Жыл бұрын
I want to go to Uzbekistan someday and every other country that ends with stan
@aurangzeb16189 ай бұрын
@@MilkyWayWasTakenthe man just called your country Porkistan and your saying good luck?
@joshuas38974 жыл бұрын
RLL: Calls the country Stanistan Me: Thinks he's joking RLL: Continues to call it Statistan for the rest of the video
@amednbl4 жыл бұрын
Republic of Stan sounds way better
@lateshpatil53074 жыл бұрын
@@amednbl stanistan means countries country
@daddyleon4 жыл бұрын
Why else the sponsorship segway won't work, besides...quintilling down on a joke is kinda his thang.
@kiambo16014 жыл бұрын
@@lateshpatil5307 It's like Timor Leste.Which literally means East East
@lateshpatil53074 жыл бұрын
@@kiambo1601 idk that Timor meant east LoL
@strikeone78034 жыл бұрын
RRL: What if every country ending in "stan" united? Me: *You would have a nation state that somehow makes Austria-Hungary in 1918 look stable in comparison*
@obi-wankenobi40974 жыл бұрын
Strike One, lol yeah
@sephikong83234 жыл бұрын
XIXth century Ottoman Empire and 1990's Yugoslavia : Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle shall be legendary
@fehervari984 жыл бұрын
Austria-Hungary was more or less stable in the first half of 1918 though. Shit hit the fan only after the failure at the Piave and the Entente breakthrough in Macedonia.
@mirzahamzabaig56674 жыл бұрын
@Deva Rafael More like... a Chechniyan or Indian.
@AHSANALI-tb3hs4 жыл бұрын
@Deva Rafael but whom he would probably kill. There will be no monarchy and will it start a new World War.
@drawingcrabs7046 Жыл бұрын
Best video ever
@bigchunk1 Жыл бұрын
This man is always asking the important questions.
@kennyalvarado95654 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: at no point in this video was “kazakhstan” spelled correctly
@pixienay24974 жыл бұрын
Ye i was so confused
@mops-vu2zl4 жыл бұрын
Easter egg?
@alexandermorgan94474 жыл бұрын
Kyrgyzstan either
@jacobtucker87584 жыл бұрын
Yeah Kyrgyzstan too
@jamieswafford9774 жыл бұрын
His pronunciation of Kyrgyzstan hurt me inside, like the spelling.
@Matrix_9854 жыл бұрын
Stanistan: **Exists** People named Stan: *"It's free real estate"*
@saayun66634 жыл бұрын
Matrix it would be stanista
@nargarex23904 жыл бұрын
Stan lee:😏😏😏
@georgewbush74 жыл бұрын
I live in Stan city
@nediryani8624 жыл бұрын
Not stan this is Turan
@hear2troulhehehe8944 жыл бұрын
Eminem would be the main ruler.
@gmmobassir80442 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@LordSmallest2 жыл бұрын
Land of Land sounds cool, might visit later
@cardenasr.28982 жыл бұрын
Imagine being an obsessive fan of this country, you'd be a Stan of Stanistan
@Tragedous2 жыл бұрын
And your name is Stan, Stan, Stan of Stanistan
@kpopae-72 жыл бұрын
@@Tragedous I'm done- 🤣
@Zainnosh2 жыл бұрын
me who lives in pakistan :0
@kpopae-72 жыл бұрын
@@Zainnosh greetings from ur bad neighbor😅
@nethaura49222 жыл бұрын
_Stanception_
@toneriggz4 жыл бұрын
They should adopt Eminem's "Stan" as their anthem.
@internalport87764 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Epsi_Cron4 жыл бұрын
Anthemistan
@thatbeefman80424 жыл бұрын
No, Stan from American Dad
@crazypsychovirgoman69904 жыл бұрын
No, stan from gay slang
@MarloSoBalJr4 жыл бұрын
@@thatbeefman8042 No, Stan Marsh from South Park
@user-lt6ve9ns4d2 жыл бұрын
Despite the challenges, I believe we people can come together and make the dream a reality, if only because it looks so much better on a map
@rohaanali50062 жыл бұрын
that isnt a dream that anyone wants to make a reality.
@masroorfarooqui2673 Жыл бұрын
Stanistan Very nice idea If this happens then it will be a big and strong country.
@user-lt6ve9ns4d Жыл бұрын
@@rohaanali5006 speak for yourself
@ilyasali8502 Жыл бұрын
It will happen INSHALLAH when we do justice.
@Thatoneidiot00111 ай бұрын
@@user-lt6ve9ns4dPakistan attempted to in the 90s hopefully they try again without jihadis
@DaliDoneDusted40192 жыл бұрын
Ok thank u for helping me understan
@greatwolf814 жыл бұрын
Now lets make a country naming "Landaland" which includes England, Poland, Netherland, Finland, Scotland, GreenLand, IceLand, Switzerland Ireland, the Netherlands, Poland, Thailand, New Zealand, Somaliland, and Puntland...
@c.g.55804 жыл бұрын
Just imagine the borders
@oey37654 жыл бұрын
Welcome to LaLaland
@pia_mater4 жыл бұрын
U said Poland and The Netherlands twice
@Euzuner414 жыл бұрын
why iceLand and GreenLand have THİCC L
@lizstiscool55744 жыл бұрын
Rusland.
@shaikhmohammad52804 жыл бұрын
When you realise Stannistan is literally 7 of today's countries so Stannis can call it the 'Seven Kingdoms'
@edwardzhao34233 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@stevengreen95363 жыл бұрын
China: Don't do it.Just trust me don't do it. 😛
@shaikhmohammad52803 жыл бұрын
@@stevengreen9536 You know it's the right thing to do when China doesn't want you to.
@stevengreen95363 жыл бұрын
@@shaikhmohammad5280 Depends on the situation.China has made some correct decisions every so often.😛
@saadamansayyed3 жыл бұрын
Saptistan in Urdu, but Saat Rajya will be okay too. Go ahead.
@THEGLASSMANSWORLD11 ай бұрын
This is interesting because I worked on a film production years ago which was under the name Stanistan but it never got picked up due to lack of funding. I wonder if that movie will ever come out?
@renerpho2 жыл бұрын
Most of the problems you mentioned could easily be solved. For example, the US could just leave Afghanistan; Pakistan being the only nuclear power within Stanistan could be mitigated by distributing nuclear weapons to the others; and all the border disputes would be null and void once the (now internal) border vanishes. You've created a true paradise.
@eclipse-vw9ye2 жыл бұрын
Yes but the ethnic groups still won't accept each other and tear the country apart
@renerpho2 жыл бұрын
@@eclipse-vw9ye In case you couldn't tell, my answer was not serious.
@MNHA-youtube4 ай бұрын
The us left afghanistan too
@auritro39032 жыл бұрын
"The usa has 13k active duty soldiers." USA: Nah we outta here
@ashermoto1232 жыл бұрын
Lol true
@carljhonson65932 жыл бұрын
@@ashermoto123 get out
@cheeseburgerjackson6242 жыл бұрын
Taliban: same America: **leaves** Taliban: HA! SIKE
@Deadbass_2 жыл бұрын
This video aged well
@widespirit76482 жыл бұрын
@@cheeseburgerjackson624 I've heard from somewhere that the Talibani terrorists just disguised as civilians and then joined the Afghanistan Army and got proper training and the surrendered to the rest of the Talibani terrorists. This was all planned. Is it true?
@elliotbull79244 жыл бұрын
Drinking game: Have a shot every time he says stan Edit: thanks for the likes
@thekub324 жыл бұрын
That's how you get alcohol poisoning.
@466chalk4 жыл бұрын
Take a shot of an energy drink every time he says stan, to make it really interesting.
@Tabukium4 жыл бұрын
I was drinking coke while watching this....
@cdemr4 жыл бұрын
Dying game*
@kavenl77344 жыл бұрын
yo ei did et im ginna driv to mac daawnolds
@wessexfox5197 Жыл бұрын
It does make a lovely map shape. Would act as the worlds greatest buffer state too.
@idioticmonkey2 жыл бұрын
If you included several of the Russian republics and provinces in Iran and Turkey, it would be uncomprehendably vast. But alas, those aren't really countries. Good video!
@Lazer-bp9lf4 жыл бұрын
Stanistan: Having civil wars and ethnic unrest Austria Hungary: *First time?*
@tanayraj24944 жыл бұрын
Balkans: I am about to end this man's whole career.
@fandomguy80254 жыл бұрын
Only if you unite people who don't want to unite, but against a threat that makes people overlook their differences it works fine as long as things don't get unequal, literally how every nation/empire formed from tribes, groups of people.
@Yadobler4 жыл бұрын
Stanistan: exists *boss music starts playing* India to Stanistan: You gon die Russia to Stanistan: You gon die Stanistan to Stanistan: You gon die
@Lazer-bp9lf4 жыл бұрын
@@tanayraj2494 Yugoslavia: *Hold my football*
@zeek90294 жыл бұрын
@@tanayraj2494 overused meme
@Kardia_of_Rhodes4 жыл бұрын
“Stanistan is an abomination that should have never been born” Great Britain: "I see this as an absolute win!"
@JayRamahi38104 жыл бұрын
Heart of Iron RGF Great Britain would see that as a loss. What are you talking about?
@jym2r4 жыл бұрын
Jay Ramahi it’s a meme
@boratsagdiyev15864 жыл бұрын
Like Israel right?!
@Commrade-DOGE4 жыл бұрын
Je Moeder... well sorta... but they used Matilda 2s against modern soviet tanks and won
@boratsagdiyev15864 жыл бұрын
@@Commrade-DOGE i mean the gift of UK of Israel
@AussieBall_Animations2 жыл бұрын
I read the title as “what if every country ended in stan” and got confused when i didn’t see country’s ending with stan
@redictat32 жыл бұрын
Can you do a video where each continent unites?
@tracyboychuk77344 жыл бұрын
2020 cant get any worse Stanistan: hey
@perturabo78254 жыл бұрын
You know what can someone just hit the red button and end it already?
@TheAdello4 жыл бұрын
Perturabo NOPE NO NOT FROM THE SCP FOUNDATION ITS EXTREMELY IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE THE RED BUTTON
@humanscales14924 жыл бұрын
When the older comment that says the same thing is right below
@khajiitfemale15564 жыл бұрын
How is that bad?
@jagdeepsingh95154 жыл бұрын
@@khajiitfemale1556 one more competitor
@erik-001-4 жыл бұрын
The national anthem would be “Stan” by Eminem
@pjkr1234 жыл бұрын
The only national anthem with rapping XD
@Refty4 жыл бұрын
I would support Stan Lee as the leader if he hadn't died.
@Otoczak_4 жыл бұрын
Imagine 100,000 soldiers at some ceremony screaming "Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin..."
@FlagAnthem4 жыл бұрын
Don't tempt me...
@antbereishit4 жыл бұрын
@@Otoczak_ I'm at the work, you caused me loud laught in the middle of quiet room, now everybody is looking at me . Thanks.
@GregAlloins2 жыл бұрын
I like how I was always thinking about the countries that have Stan like Uzbekistan Pakistan Tajikistan Kyrgyzstan Aphganistan, like all I was thinking was Stan yet I was wondering if every country's with Stan United and it happened.. LIKE 1 YEAR AGO
@nocontext5590 Жыл бұрын
*tea’s gone cold im wondering why i got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and i can’t see at all. Even if i could it’ll all be grey but the picture on wall, it reminds me that it’s not so bad, not so bad*
@amirsalih2332 Жыл бұрын
Part 9f this is the emoest of all emos
@user-ft3jq5vi2l4 жыл бұрын
Doctor: I diagnose you with Austia-hungary sindrome, you have ten to live. Stanistan: ten what? Doctor: 9
@user-cv3dr4kt7j4 жыл бұрын
Wut? °•°
@ninjastomp14 жыл бұрын
8
@ninjastomp14 жыл бұрын
7
@ninjastomp14 жыл бұрын
6
@ninjastomp14 жыл бұрын
5
@TheGreenPig3214 жыл бұрын
“English is the only language I know” Kazachstan
@tylerblox994964 жыл бұрын
He also knows Russian
@dergermane37224 жыл бұрын
In German Kasachstan
@MikePlaysYeet4 жыл бұрын
TheGreenPig321 Kazakhstan
@zKamadoo4 жыл бұрын
400th like 👌
@degroot71584 жыл бұрын
The pure american
@muhammadmubeenkahlon45982 жыл бұрын
It is really a cool and fascinating concept.
@masroorfarooqui2673 Жыл бұрын
Stanistan Very nice idea If this happens then it will be a big and strong country.
@bstuna132 жыл бұрын
Can you do an a video of just Afghanistan and Pakistan uniting?
@spandexter12344 жыл бұрын
Their national anthem would be Stan by Eminem. Everybody in the world would know the lyrics
@ranelgallardo70314 жыл бұрын
spandexter 123 Imagine if an Olympic athlete won gold from there and by rule the gold medalist’s nation’s anthem has to be played. That would be one interesting medal ceremony.
@spandexter12344 жыл бұрын
@@ranelgallardo7031 imagine if Eminem copyrighted the entire country
@cancangara14534 жыл бұрын
No i dont
@gamerboi8930 Жыл бұрын
Dear slim I wrote you a message you ain't answering
@djcsavato1004 жыл бұрын
Stanistan would be populated by stans. Their anthem would be “Stan” by Eminem feat. Dido. The most dominant buildings would be apartments/housing (check Serbian translation of stan). Their police will not have bullets in their firearms, they just set it to stun. Stannis might be their leader but when you hear the Megalovania theme, that means their overlord Stans is coming.
@Hollywood20214 жыл бұрын
Their flag would also be a drawing of Stan Marsh
@eashansaju81064 жыл бұрын
every Stani will have Stan(d)s
@m2coy4 жыл бұрын
they all go that what university?
@liam-man72654 жыл бұрын
Somehow setting that Eminem song as the national anthem for Stanistan seems so accurate. Not just the name of the song but the lyrics as well...
@udayrathod37864 жыл бұрын
Stan is hindi means boobs
@chadmappers5.2mviews542 жыл бұрын
This seems great, with no problems at all, LET'S DO IT.
@electronicsworkshawpАй бұрын
Its funny how Stan by Eminem has generated more cash than all those countries combined.
@michaelbaker93474 жыл бұрын
This sounds like a group project in high school where Pakistan is the person who does all the work
@boxingexpert90654 жыл бұрын
@Xeccelerator I'm that guy
@imperson17854 жыл бұрын
@@boxingexpert9065 which one
@shifujiyt97244 жыл бұрын
Which they (Pakistan) don't know
@boxingexpert90654 жыл бұрын
Uzbekistan
@a..77734 жыл бұрын
Pointless video.
@benwx47554 жыл бұрын
Stanistan is like playing Civ and playing on the highest difficulty
@fazeel7774 жыл бұрын
Believe me bro we live life here at hard mode.
@shrekonion83074 жыл бұрын
I think you mean deity difficulty
@Erick-zn1dn4 жыл бұрын
Civ? Which game is that
@matissebilling22454 жыл бұрын
@@Erick-zn1dn civilization
@Nickthebrick84 жыл бұрын
It's like playing the tribal stage in spore on hard mode,
@sarysa2 жыл бұрын
This...slightly early...foolish concept sounds great, just give it a few hours (and a few gummies) to really grow on you.
@alexlagoa9084 Жыл бұрын
I literally got an Audible ad right before this video
@agsuko20413 жыл бұрын
"The United States occupies Afghanistan..." Well about that
@deadman93232 жыл бұрын
We don't talk about it anymore
@Mohab72742 жыл бұрын
@@deadman9323 No, I think he meant that the US forces there are already leaving now
@porcelynne22832 жыл бұрын
Finally.. after decades
@crayonbouzu85782 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhhh......
@SilverShadow123392 жыл бұрын
@@Mohab7274 We will never fully leave and still have many military bases and navel fleets deployed in the area.
@The_hampster Жыл бұрын
If this was an actual country it would be hardcore mode for every singleplayer/multiplayer country building game
@Psionetics2 жыл бұрын
Finally, we get to the important stuff!
@charlescrocco78964 жыл бұрын
Stanistan’s official telegraph company: Westan Union
@jeffryesperanza32544 жыл бұрын
No......it must be eastan union Because they are in the east🤭
@idkmyname72113 жыл бұрын
England in Persian be like: E N G E L E S T A N
@MadDragonify3 жыл бұрын
Well England was something like Angleland in Old English anyway
@techmantechmanbyhachi3 жыл бұрын
We also called englistan in Urdu pakistan 😁😁😁
@endeavour20833 жыл бұрын
@@techmantechmanbyhachi also in hindi bro
@adityashankar57233 жыл бұрын
@@endeavour2083 no it's "inglistan" is actually an urdu word. The hindi word for british is "Aangladesi" "आङ्लदेशि" or "angrez".
@Desi.Superman3 жыл бұрын
@@adityashankar5723 urdu was originated in avadh ( now uttarpradesh, india)
@purplemosasaurus5987 Жыл бұрын
There would be a huge communication gap between people from different cities as the cultures and languages of Punjab and Sindh in Pakistan are very similar to the cultures and languages of India. The rest of the -Stans will have difficulty in communicating with Pakistan and each other. Some of the other -Stan peoples will move into the cities of Pakistan because of its economy and will have to learn the Indo-Pak languages.
@wonwon92229 ай бұрын
Can you make what if every “land” country united and what if every “united” country united
@VKK-cr1uk4 жыл бұрын
More like: The United Stans of Asia U.S.A: what that's illegal RLL: Stan is Stan
@therealronniej4 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@alilabeebalkoka4 жыл бұрын
That is a better name that Stanistan
@DLBBALL4 жыл бұрын
There’s a bunch of countries that have “United” in the name. Mexico’s real name, for instance, is the United Mexican States.
@sadafrazzak82534 жыл бұрын
Ali Labeeb Alkoka yeah lmao
@rollog12484 жыл бұрын
Stan Smith
@stdmpa2 жыл бұрын
What the hell did I just watch... Hilarious xD
@_AaronT9 ай бұрын
Always wondered what the background music is of this video, it’s a tune
@blueberries10823 жыл бұрын
"Stanistan" has the same energy as westerners saying "chai tea" and "naan bread" LOL!
@xanshen90113 жыл бұрын
Or sahara desert
@DarwinskiYT3 жыл бұрын
How is “naan” pronounced then?
@xanshen90113 жыл бұрын
@@DarwinskiYT Naan.
@eldamelouisemonter19373 жыл бұрын
Timor Leste says hi LOL
@notleader81283 жыл бұрын
@@DarwinskiYT the 'a's in "naan" are pronounced the same way as in "car"
@antares61674 жыл бұрын
In Polish, the word "state" is actually "stan" so if those countries united they could technically be called United States of Asia in Polish.
@helloworldx104 жыл бұрын
*United States of Central Asia* seems better in regards to their location
@henriquesoares23434 жыл бұрын
@@helloworldx10 You dont call the USA United States of North America, so it should just be called US of Asia
@pen_l4 жыл бұрын
duh, we don’t have Canada, Mexico, Belize, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua Costa Rica, and Panama
@Hunkie9044 жыл бұрын
@@pen_l *Murica fuck yeah intensifies*
@narata15414 жыл бұрын
I remember reading an idea to unite the southern African countries together, calling them the United States of Africa. Wow, we can have 3 USA's in the future! Not confusing at all.
@eneko67902 жыл бұрын
Now that's an outSTANding move
@belalabusultan59112 жыл бұрын
what if every country on earth united? I mean, USA, China, Russia, and all other countries, becoming one united federation, Earth Federation. there will be no comparissons, but I'd like to know the stats, GDP, GDP per Capita, Millitary power, religious percentages, Ethnic percentages etc....
@SoloSin3354 жыл бұрын
Now stand for the national anthem of Stanistan: Stanistan greatest country in the world All other countries are run by little girls...
@clockatiel_1654 жыл бұрын
Stanistan, Stanistan! Youuu very nice place..
@FBIAGENT7254 жыл бұрын
@@clockatiel_165 from southern plains of tarashek to northern fence of jewtown
@Eatyurhelmet4 жыл бұрын
please remind me from where that is from
@FBIAGENT7254 жыл бұрын
@@Eatyurhelmet borat
@marcoreus18974 жыл бұрын
People: 2020 can't get any weird July 2020: Stanistan becomes reality
@sairatan42884 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@maqpi83354 жыл бұрын
It’s s dream for us Pakistanis
@aftrrdark4 жыл бұрын
Hey, don't touch us (Kazakhstan)
@zidanehd25644 жыл бұрын
Stan, ¿what?
@vasudevmaheshwari12104 жыл бұрын
@Nabil Ibrahim china is trying to claim ladakh, they have not achieved it yet kid
@Loki_FPV6662 жыл бұрын
Interesting thought experiment.
@sigmabeluga Жыл бұрын
Their slogan: united we stan
@lukepearson88514 жыл бұрын
"Stanistan would have many ethnic Russians living inside." Me: Oh, so they can be friends! "Russia would hate the newly formed Stanistan." Me: Aw
@abyssiniaempire86724 жыл бұрын
Russia would pull a Crimea on its Northern Territory
@coreblue7624 жыл бұрын
Ah, global politics. You hope they can get along but alas they never do. Such is human nature.
@dreadpirateroberts47644 жыл бұрын
@EmerBlox The C.I.A and United states have never directly funded terrorist organizations
@whispererbordah49914 жыл бұрын
@@dreadpirateroberts4764 ... Yes. They have.
@northernrealms33764 жыл бұрын
Whisperer Bordah not an expert in any sense, but I thought US funded rebel organizations to overthrow governments which later became terrorist groups? So then they weren’t terrorist organizations at the time but went on to be designated as such?
@gamingx75744 жыл бұрын
Teacher:What are you laughing at? Me:Nothing My mind:Stanistan
@izaactheberean68602 жыл бұрын
I stan this.
@nwefie_2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was having a stroke while reading that title.
@thedavidj19964 жыл бұрын
*colonial Britain has entered the chat* “guys don’t worry I’m great at drawing lines on a map. I got this”
@thefricking54074 жыл бұрын
Stan.
@shane46134 жыл бұрын
Plamen Stoev instructions unclear. Took control of Guatemala.
@thedstorm89224 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Pls no
@epic78244 жыл бұрын
Stalinstan
@Hollywood20214 жыл бұрын
They would have done a lot better of a job than Stalin. He screwed the Stan's intentionally, especially Kyrgyzstan
@triv44924 жыл бұрын
Maybe countries ending with 'land' now ? Poland, Netherland, Ireland, Schwitzerland, Finland, Iceland
@berkeleycreager36014 жыл бұрын
Ahh my favorite country Island
@aarnejaroma4 жыл бұрын
Tajny5 the great country of Island
@thecpt62654 жыл бұрын
schwitzerland? lmao
@jimpie1184 жыл бұрын
Netherlands*
@Morozov974 жыл бұрын
he meant Iceland. Also... Greenland is an option, but it is a part of Denmark as far as I know, so I'm not sure it will just join...