It's in the wild yeast...

Who needs hair tissue analysis? Just send me your sourdough.
#crunchymom #sourdough #wildyeast #shorts

[@2222harrys]

Well, I never expected a crunchy fortune teller/psychic who uses sourdough and wild yeast to inform her. Literally yeasty gossip.

[@gracehobbs430]

I want this novel now.

[@CharityHesselink]

I wanna say something really cursed but I will let your brains just go wild instead thinking of what it could be.

[@lvrzsys]

best movie ever

[@aidisnotapotato1132]

​@CharityHesselink our brains are on the same track lmao. Let them live in peace 😂

[@HunterNeyorApollo]

Yes

[@chicken]

The concept of witches gossiping via sourdough is so intriguing! Imagine the conversations they could have.

[@swiftray9650]

I have a new funny book idea: witches that do exactly that. They ask each other if they’d like to have dinner, but they sit in silence and only occasionally giggle, smirk, etc. At a bite they just took.. something like that could make an interesting story. I might pitch this to my mom! 😂

[@thewavingbear698]

Before I realized you were probably a bot I thought it was cool that someone watched a lot of the same videos as me

[@tomato.mp4]

Verified chicken is so cool bet you flex(not in a mean way) on people all the time 😂 I'm jealous af

[@PhobiaticDerp]

​@@thewavingbear698it's not really a bot, bots tend to have really generic and copy pasted messages, chicken tends to actually relate to the video because they have a few people who run the account, I think chicken themselves has talked about this before and this is also a stunt to promote their merch and channel

[@IGOTTRIXUPMYSLEEVE]

Bot

[@danielledawn3930]

He's reading Sherlock Holmes 😂 that makes it even better!

[@Lakshyam9]

Ah, so that is it 😂 👌 👏

[@pooksmagoo6521]

The book jokes are some of my favorite part of these skits.

[@stuntcellist3338]

I always love seeing what he’s reading 😂

[@nicolesymonds2349]

​​@@stuntcellist3338 and if he's holding it right side up or down LOL

[@0kittykruger0]

​@@pooksmagoo6521Same! It's like a little Easter egg every time

[@rainbowphoenix1363]

Unironically the idea of a miniseries about a lady who can do psychic reads of people by eating food they made sounds awesome

[@christinelaloba8869]

I would watch that😮❤

[@SRose-vp6ew]

Prophets know the future God tells them will happen. Psychics listen to demonic familiar spirits who know your past and try to manipulate your future.

[@SiiriCressey]

There's a comic book series with nearly that premise. It's called Chew. The protagonist is a man who psychically gets the history of anything he eats (except beets). Whether he wants to or not.

[@HerrDark]

​@@SiiriCresseyImagine if the sheriff from fried green tomatoes had that power. " Best BBQ I .OH DEAR GOD!!!"

[@HerrDark]

Nope nope, noooo, uh huh.....it would not be cool. "Don't eat the cucumbers.!"

[@rbonns1936]

“She’s pregnant!” 😂

[@PatrickKniesler]

If the food was telling her that, I would have stopped eating it, not gone for a second bite.

[@kasualbeauty309]

She said that the lady used wild yeast think about it. Apparently she used her yeast infection.

[@aech619]

Me: immediately stops eating the bread😅

[@rayantaori]

Guess what's in the sourdough! Oh and she takes another bite! 😂😂

[@rcb3921]

Wild Yeast and Pregnancy should not be mentioned in the same conversation.

[@Ellar2024]

The way he bit the bread with huge concern at the end was so great! 🤣

[@areumtano]

Like "are we eating the same bread???"

[@vekaroni135]

If somebody says "Oh, she's pregnant!" and "The wild yeast never lies" I'm staying far away from their sourdough.

[@morrigancollins2092]

Yeah, it amazes me how many people aren't picking up on this in the comments.

[@GldnClaw]

​@@morrigancollins2092I'm a dude and the title alone gave it away

[@Delta9378]

​@@GldnClaw I'm also a dude and I didn't read the title but heard her say it and instantly knew, I want that bread even more now

[@hadesisbaby]

@@Delta9378LMFAO GOODBYE

[@Delta9378]

@@hadesisbaby why

[@bluegynger]

I'm just imagining Evelyn having a sloce of her own bread & suddenly going "Oh my gosh! I'm pregnant??" 🤣🤣

[@BJCMXY]

That would be a priceless follow up 😅 Or maybe she discovers he husband was snacking on forbidden snacks😂

[@thejazzpianist25]

As a pregnant person with heightened senses right now... I don't know if any of your shorts have made me laugh as much as this one 🤣🤣🤣

[@benrichey2593]

Wait, are you saying Emily is pregnant and using her heightened senses to know all this?😮

[@thejazzpianist25]

I've got no idea, but that would definitely be exciting! @@benrichey2593

[@theangriestoftabbies]

*Pregnant woman. Fixed it for you.

[@freshgreen54]

​@@benrichey2593Emily probably has heightened senses because she's still lactating from the last young'n.

[@thejazzpianist25]

​​@@theangriestoftabbies The fact that I used the word "person" to describe myself doesn't mean that I'm a raging woke liberal confused about gender.... Yeah I'm a woman. I'm also a person. And conservative Christian. Unnecessary for you to comment try and correct my choice of words. I just used the broader noun instead of the specific one... Not even a little bit trying to stir up a debate.

[@chicken]

I never knew sourdough could be so intriguing! The concept of witches gossiping via sourdough is fascinating.

[@Ericcartman69420]

Not

[@danielledawn3930]

Okay, but the "she definitely uses scented dish soap!" That's relatable. 😂

[@jessicakathryn]

I nodded when she said it.

[@saccherrirhysha2660]

Some scented candles, oil or incense burning also. Fabrese or some Avon also. "§^_^§;'

[@KatrinaCampbell24]

You really can taste it sometimes. 😬

[@bratatouille]

I can't stand most scented products, but if you can taste your dish soap, rinse your fricking dishes 😭

[@smithandpepper4308]

Ugh yes!!! I have an uncle that used to make the most AMAZING rolls. I don't know what happened, but one Christmas he brought his famous rolls and all I could taste was fragrance 😭. It happened again the year after that. Pre Covid my kids school used to sell popcorn on Fridays in the carpool pickup line, it was so fun! And then one time it all tasted like perfume 🤢.

[@michaelhayes8519]

Where'd the yeast in this bread come from? "no no no no wait wait wait wait"

[@noodlessfan_1234]

💀💀💀

[@PotatoGurlSasha]

and they made real beer with that 'yeast'

[@rhiannonfay]

I love that the book he’s reading always has some correlation to what Emily’s talking about! 😂

[@corvidaedalus]

I like to believe she pitches the idea and he says, "hold on, I have the *perfect* book for this!"

[@AndreaLikesMusic]

This comment should have way more likes bc you’re showing people Easter eggs 😁🙌❤️

[@TristenOwens-bz1kc]

My jaw dropped when she said, "She probably doesn't even know yet"😂😂😂

[@msnicotiana]

This just gave me a concept for fantasy writing: witches gossiping via sourdough.

[@Egan466]

Want to read

[@antoinettegordon8578]

​@@Egan466same 😂

[@NoahofWill]

*Baking witches.* Just entire networks of baking witches

[@katherineweaver382]

I would read everything

[@shana4sure14]

Love it!!

[@SoundlessDreamer]

The "Bread Detective" files is something I now desperately need as a tv series

[@caseysivard4070]

Look, we need a follow up where Evelyn has told her she's pregnant. I just want to see Jason's reaction.

[@gemstorm16]

Pleeeeeeease?

[@sneakylemon8513]

Yes. This.

[@myrachampion9721]

Yaaassss! This hilarious ridiculousness has to continue on!!!😂🤣🤪

[@AaronnaPhiliou]

I would very much want to see that

[@shaylenehubbard4026]

Yeeeeesssss!!!!

[@blankthought9393]

ShEs PrEgnAnt got me

[@candicehuggins]

“Oh, it’s too soon. I doubt she even knows yet…” 😂😂

[@uselessSam]

the way my jaw dropped at the wild yeast bit 😭😭

[@Lifeofward151]

As a semi crunchy husband I can definitely taste the Cascade on certain prepared food items.

[@hollydonley6478]

I taste it on my own baking etc. I can't stand it, but I don't like taking the time to wash my dishes by hand. 😅

[@Macsrus5]

Funny you say that. We have a local Southern cooking restaurant. It’s known for their mashed potatoes tasting like dishsoap, but everything else is good😂

[@dianeosgood6594]

​@hollydonley6478 I always wash all pot and pans and barware by hand and rinse really well and dry with clean dish towel or papertpwel. I never feel.the dishwasher rinses every bit of dishwasher soap out of any deep recessed item. Including glasses and coffe cups which rinse with the filtered water from.the fridge before I use the filtered water. I do that before filling the electric tea kettle too. Problem is my husband and daughter won't before filling the kettle. I like to have the kettle water boil a minute before using.

[@kazekagekid]

Honestly, we just use the dishwasher as a formality at my house, and it’s always been like that. They don’t go in there unless they’re already clean enough for us to eat off of them anyway! 😂

[@jayce1850]

NO BUT THIS IS A THING My family uses Dawn, and my bf's family uses Palm Olive. I can taste the dish soap on his family's glassware whenever we go to his mom's house.

[@samjay9132]

The craft of witchery!! 😂😂 Your skits are amazing! Thanks for the laughs 😊

[@LukeGameZz]

The bread has now turned into a secret spy for Emily!! You tell them Momma! 😂

[@GenXBeeKind]

"It's in the bread, Jason. Keep up" cracked me up! 🤭😂

[@Jewbeans92]

The implications here are to wild for KZbin 😂

[@bodyofhope]

So wild 😂

[@brook32123]

I thought I was surely jumping to conclusions too soon, right up until "she's pregnant" 😳

[@Hisoga]

Oh I caught on early on like. Ok dishsoap, could be their dish. the water... ok yea can happen. POPCORN. Oh my god It's the wildest of yeasts.

[@TheRatt96]

This reminds me of the beer thats being sold soon

[@lost_l0ser154]

@@TheRatt96omg nooooo 💀💀💀

[@squidy.tea-png8343]

This inspired me to make an oracle character for my dnd campaign who can see what others don't know about the past and present via cooked food. Bring her a bowl of soup, she'll tell you if the king's sudden passing was an assassination or not

[@ThemommaBear195]

The wild yeast never lies 😂😂😂

[@MrM6d]

Somehow I can't sneak that in an everyday conversation.

[@hdhheu84810]

i really hate how much i like this channel

[@MyahnaLynn]

I am only 15 and not crunchy at all, but I love your videos! Thanks for making me laugh today!!

[@JustAHarmlessSoph]

Don’t say your name online

[@evangeline310]

@@JustAHarmlessSoph they never said their name 🤦‍♀️

[@JustAHarmlessSoph]

I meant age, mistyped @@evangeline310

[@vertihippo1274]

@@evangeline310 in the channel name...

[@rachelk4366]

I LOVE how Jason's books are always a reference to what the short is about

[@AnakinSkywalker-xr1th]

"It's in the bread JASON" 😂😂😂

[@urfav_brunette140]

“It’s in the bread JaSOn, keep up” 😂😂😂that got me cry laughing

[@taterfilmeditttt7]

“it’s in the bread jason, keep up.”😂 EDIT: OMG TYSM U GUYS 500+ LIKES??!

[@NBHST]

By far the funniest short I've seen from you guys.

[@tweetthang96]

Dish soap bit was believable, and maybe even the Brita bit (those are things I can definitely pick up on sometimes - soap has a certain “flavor”/scent and water in some places does too based on what's in it) but the rest says Emily's been stalking her friend 😂😂😂

[@stenitez9724]

​@@Ark-ys2upmy boyfriend knew his friend was pregnant before she did.

[@kimicappiello5480]

My water is so bad that we have to use the Britta filter before putting it in the good water filter. Our water has so much particulate matter _IT'S_ crunchier (?) than this whole skit! I can definitely know different things from food. It is not "great." I had an aunt who would smoke (🚬) while baking cookies (it was the 80s) and I promise you, other folk can tell...

[@bratatouille]

Do people not rinse their dishes? 😭

[@dhatch04]

@@Ark-ys2upI’ve never heard of this before. Maybe bits only something certain people can smell like Parkinsons.

[@ashleym.9682]

I don't know about the preggo part but the soap, water, and popcorn def all have a specific cue

[@whizkid9124]

Stop you making me laugh so hard I snorted.

[@thatchoirgirl94]

She's gone mental! I LOVE it! 😍🥳

[@Olivia_Fannn992]

How many times have you watched this? Me: yes

[@margareta5038]

Love the Sherlock Holmes easter egg

[@CatieKatieCo]

I love all your videos, thank you for the entertainment ❤❤❤❤

[@rafiamajid8210]

crunchy mom is either a detective or psychic... either way I'm scared...

[@gangadharanpoduval9021]

He looks like hes rethinking all his life choices lol 😂

[@MrsSethMacFarlane]

Now I need to see Evelyn's pregnancy announcement

[@LoquaciousLily23]

I always get the best book recommendations from these videos and seeing what he’s reading 😅

[@JBT_On_YouTube]

“She’s pregnant.” And he kept eating it!!!! Bahaha!!!

[@adamwozniak9737]

relationship with someone like her would never be boring :D

[@danabanana3453]

Emily is like a first Sommelier with that bread tasting.

[@BombBusiness]

Bites bread “I now know everything about you”

[@marleigh9194]

I love Jason asks his responses! The best couple EVER!!! If I need a laugh I just click on one of your videos.

[@olhamukhina7570]

This is absolutely the best video 😆

[@justamags]

I always love seeing that Jason's book coorelates with the theme 😂😂😂

[@lisagorska7389]

Omg I never noticed that! Thanks 😂

[@Simplehomeschoollife]

Ok so this isn’t entirely unrealistic. There is a BBQ place that I loved. One day, I walk in and the place stinks of Fabuloso, which I detest. I place my order to go which includes two slices of plain white bread. I ate my meal at home and as I am eating it, I could taste what Fauloso smells like in the potato salad and especially the bread. It was so disgusting.

[@robertlane7270]

😂😂😂 Jason, you are a man of great patience😂😂😂😂

[@blushbunni3]

"The wild yeast never lies, Jason" X"D

[@ForeverDyingRainbow]

When I do this people tell me I have schizophrenia

[@raissabomboko]

That's my mum with every food. She can sense everything which is in it

[@sparrowt4082]

It would have been hilarious if her friend Evelyn WAS pregnant, and used this video as the surprise to tell her husband. 😂 🤣

[@AnonymousBlix]

You guys are so weird I love it!

[@kayladavis9440]

Poor man is just trying to enjoy some sourdough 😭😂

[@NeyosBricks]

“It’s in the bread Johnson, keep up” had me cracking up 😂

[@bugzbeezus]

Emily is a bread reading fortune teller, confirmed ✔️

[@-Commit-arson-]

With how absolutely customizable/chaotic bread making is I would not be skeptical about someone being able to do this

[@smileygirl622]

"it's in the bread, Jason, keep up" 😂😂

[@StarlitNights-21]

“It’s in the bread Jason. Keep up.” I love this couple 😂

[@marshmallowbiscuit4553]

Girl just coming up with excuses for stalking her new friend 😂

[@rebekahjimenez2808]

The last look on his face like I need to see if I can taste it.... Priceless!😂😂

[@melissalaw6634]

Emily, we need a part two on this for sure. We need an explanation on how you know all the other stuff besides the soap and water.

[@Irene-ov7zr]

"The wild yeast never lies" is something I'm gonna Quote forever

[@Malikaj-qq4vh]

Supposedly If you say your favorite KZbinr three times you get pinned Reallyverycrunchy Reallyverycrunchy Reallyverycrunchy

[@kad8014]

Congrats it worked 🎊

[@dhiyavasanth7554]

OMG it works

[@YasuTaniina]

😂

[@Joy21090]

I think you acquiesced to a bot.

[@farrellsdaughter]

😂

[@0SimpleEnough0]

Greetings from Kazakhstan!

[@jorgebernalfilms]

Nice job, Sherlock 🕵️

[@-strawberryxcream-]

✨” tHe WiLd yEaSt NeVeR LiEs “✨ Classic 😂😂💀

[@MehnazTabassumW]

Jason’s book choice has its own lore!

[@adrielcarrasco5577]

New dnd concept. Circle of the spores druid who is just a crunchy mom who uses wild yeast to conquer her enemies

[@allisonmorrill747]

The scented dish/ hand soap is really a thing. I have a friend who won't even use soap before she made anything with her hands. She used strong alcohol similar to vodka. I am super sensitive to smells so I wash my hands with soap and then triple rinse them until I cannot smell anything. I have also tasted laundry soap in bread when people were not careful to use unscented.

[@Firstfalconfree]

It is definitely a thing. My husband thinks I’m bonkers, but I can smell something floral scented my MIL uses in the kitchen in her food. I don’t know if it is dish soap or what. It’s not every time, but sometimes I will start eating and the taste/smell is overwhelming. I also have to wash the kids’ clothes and hair immediately after a visit, because I’m going to be smelling Glade Plug-ins in their hair for days if I don’t. 😂 She’s totally worth it though! I adore my MIL. ❤

[@sofiadelcielo]

Yes

[@judithsixkiller5586]

I've tasted dish soap residue on the underside of sweet rolls from the grocery stores fresh bakery counter.😕

[@irohlove]

Jason is absolutely terrified at the end, and I think that's funny

[@Wolf-Master]

I wonder if the most crunchy get their yeast from human sources as its "all natural" (think yeast infection)

[@sheilarogge2461]

Actually there was this really....really gross lady that did just that(from what I saw)....It was NASTY. So gross. Seeing that story was about the same time I lost all hope for humanity.

[@Joy21090]

Why do people feel compelled to be gross?

[@ShonnaDalton]

The Wild Yeast never lies 😂

[@quinncowan7551]

Her knowing that she’s pregnant and referencing wild yeast makes me think she used her vaginal yeast to make the bread and now I am very uncomfortable.

[@dragonstalk86]

sorta, it's more like her vaginal yeast escaped into the air becoming part of the wild yeast which helped make the bread; pretty o.o when you realize it...

[@Joy21090]

You really needed to be gross?

[@alexnovak2669]

You are not alone. Messed up in the head, but not alone.

[@seijahydra6027]

There’s a woman who made beer with her vaginal yeast

[@resurrectionkratos]

🤢 now I understand. Pregnancy, popcorn, water. 🤢

[@billunknown6865]

The most normal sourdough connoisseur

[@ionlymakeloveinmontreal]

The wild yeast never lies, Jason😂😂😂

[@benjaminherrera5833]

The power of being a crunchy mom

[@natalieoviss3321]

I love her shes hilarious 😂

[@Knatlie11]

I love how Jason Is always reading

[@ElzaLazdane-jd7pv]

The "It's in the bread jason keep up" 😂

[@noxlupa2996]

Jason reading a Sherlock Holmes book was so fitting for this 😂

[@Myvennn]

Sherlock Holmes had been real quiet after this video

[@tresdj]

The Book! I adore these details 😅

[@sarahl2502]

Friday night popcorn has a very distinctive essence Jason!

[@ImJCyo]

The wild yeast... Don't tell me, she didn't...

[@emilyzubanov8729]

And he’s reading a Sherlock Holmes book 😂 the attention to the details in these videos!

[@butterflytaster5553]

i love checking jason's books. this time it's hilariously apt sherlock holmes!

[@Wakura_Does_Art]

As soon as you said "Lets taste her" My brain went like "Yap... thats a nope yeast bread... o__o "

[@Uranday]

I love the book Jason is reading 😂

[@Bibop508]

He's got such good book taste

[@xezzee]

I wish the ending was neighbor braking down the floor "I'm PREGANATN!"

[@nyxspiritsong5557]

😂😂😂😂God i love this channel

[@AnxietyPossumArt]

I love how Jason's books always relate to the video

[@Foodb4doodz]

I'm imagining you talking about my grandma Evelyn like this and i dont know whether to laugh or cry

[@sophiethein7761]

"the wild yeast never lies Jason"