New Rule: Hello, Douchebags! | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

[@josephc28]

"He's a few yards short of a first down." Lol.

[@Blackmachismoo]

I love that one

[@Marijuanifornia]

Someone needs to tell Bill Maher that the US legalized weed to defeat the Axis of Evil. Hemp For Victory. USDA, 1942: catalog.archives.gov/id/1682 Hemp For Victory Act, 2019: www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/3652 Bill Maher needs to tell everyone else that the US legalized weed to defeat the Axis of Evil.

[@MrPhotodoc]

We laugh but it's either that or cry. Thanks Bill.

[@rodneyskelly5960]

No!Laugh or Barf!

[@ColorsofHopeCraftsASMR]

This was hilarious and terrifying at the same time!

[@AlwaysRight1776]

Soooo terrifying. Let’s hope they can undo all of the oppression we all suffered these last 4 years.

[@tommcfeely8707]

Republican party summary right there.

[@TG-tb7ep]

Hunter's laptop computer contents, that's terrifying.....

[@denasharpe2393]

Dear Lord..look who got elected...what hath been wrought?

[@jacobjorgenson9285]

@@TG-tb7ep you have ZERO idea that in hunger email. Keep that in mind

[@savagelizard420]

Bill Maher is a GOAT. This is gotta be one of my favorite segments from him.

[@ricksflicks-]

This is so horrifying it's hilarious. One of those laugh so you don't cry deals.

[@harmeharkhanna4225]

"If Michelle Bachman smoked bath salts". I'm dying 🤣

[@melissaxsue]

I'd replace Bachman with Palin 🤣

[@harmeharkhanna4225]

@@melissaxsue Lol, she does kinda look like Palin

[@karlinchina]

@@harmeharkhanna4225 Remember when Palin was their craziest politician? Simpler times.

[@harmeharkhanna4225]

@@karlinchina Back then I didn't even know who Palin was, but yeah definitely simpler times.

[@truepatriot3266]

@@melissaxsue and I'd replace bath salts with heroin and crack

[@DancinDane]

5:23 "I've thrown up scotch older than this prick" Gold!

[@SuperGamli]

If it was a young democrat elected, it would be celebrated by Bill as progressive.

[@noamanrasul]

The was the best punch line.

[@fuzzywuzzy1355]

@@SuperGamli Oh please quit playing the victim. Bill bashes both sides and if this guy was a young Democrat I would make fun of it too

[@SuperGamli]

@@fuzzywuzzy1355 Where did I play a victim? Is that just your go to reply? When AOC became a congressman at 29, that was not funny right? It was amazing. There are teams, lets not kid our selfs, and thus - hypocrisy.

[@wordsculpt]

@@SuperGamli Well, if anyone can demonstrate hypocrisy, you can.

[@r.h.6249]

that last joke about the florida teacher was freaking hilarious

[@cosmicHalArizona]

There are some incredible CRAZIES out there.

[@egregiousqueef7781]

And EACH of those crazies? Some X,000's of CRAZY constituents heard their nonsense and were like "yeah, that's my/our kind crazy, let's put them into office voting on/drafting policy that will effect us all" THIS is the bigger problem - the deprogramming of the crazy millions who support these people throughout the U.S. (I say millions because let's not forget Trump got 7 million MORE votes in 2020 ... seriously WTF#*$)(#*$)(*#!!!!

[@KevKavanagh]

I was going to say you could omit "incredible", but then I saw what you did there.

[@lashlarue59]

No crazier than the people who voted for them.

[@robertmichalscheck3072]

Yep,incredibly stupid.

[@marklewen9384]

Yes...the left has no crazy imbeciles.....AOC?....letme rethink that one.

[@jacovawernett3077]

Josh Hawley makes Nosferatu look like prince charming.

[@erikandrus4387]

Thank you! When Bill accredited him as handsome, I wanted to yell "uncross your eyes!"

[@peterdanner2336]

You two should be writing jokes for Maher. Yours really are that shit 😂

[@doglover-mb6bs]

He reminded me of someone, I just couldn't put my finger on it until your comment! Totally!

[@nrellis666]

vampires are supposed to be charming and only want to drink your blood... Republicans want to charge you for the privilege

[@jacovawernett3077]

@@nrellis666 they will not be able to bring the lint in their pockets to hell. L'chaim from Jacova born March 11...in Bethlehem. 5 decades ago. I could easily round house kick the larynx of Hawley. I just don't want to get to much shite on my puma sneakers.

[@teresaf991]

"The problem is the Republicans restock douchebags". My first thought sent to Hawley and there he was #1.

[@donahvanhollis22]

Make them pay at the ballot box

[@creativelife9871]

same

[@AeroGold1]

@@donahvanhollis22 the problem is the people in their state who voted them in like what they are saying. So they know exactly how to pander to their voters. Them being idiotic douchebags = an intentional feature for them, not a bug.

[@lisashrestha5023]

Same here! Josh! 😩

[@Charlie-wl2qt]

The states with the least educated people, most obese diets, and poorest areas are ALL RED. go figure

[@timothyrayba1339]

"Michelle Bachman on bath salts", hilarious.

[@sunsaverfromnhh9184]

"I've thrown out Scotch older than this prick..."- ROTFL!!!

[@martinjnagy]

*up

[@unbotheredmovement]

Thrown up!

[@YG1935]

Well he's on Instagram b/c he has an spinal cord injury.

[@JoannaVancouver]

@@YG1935 what?

[@ian12346]

@@YG1935 yea but Tom Cruise didn’t even buy that car though. 🥴

[@Armando_Brown32]

“And intellectually, let’s just say he’s a few yards short of a 1st down.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@richwinklesky8100]

But so spot on............................

[@barrywilliams6955]

In his campaign against Democratic incumbent Senator Doug Jones, Tuberville maintained that Jones voted to impeach Trump twice! Too dumb to know that the House of Reps are the ones that vote to impeach. Of course, as Bill pointed out, he couldn't call out the three branches of government correctly either.

[@エラー-e7v]

Priceless. that was classic Bill.

[@brianjennings1624]

Yeah thanks Alabama..... again. First mo brooks then this dumbf*ck! Geez what is wrong with you people? Are you trying to out dumb Texas or Florida?

[@エラー-e7v]

@@barrywilliams6955 that will qualify him to be on the Finance committee together with a counting beads set

[@jessstuart7495]

I think we need to dump about 2 trillion dollars into public education here in the United States.

[@ViffeNify]

Not enough

[@eddenoy321]

I think its time to replace traditional schools with online teaching/coaching centers and flexible schedules. Public schools have long needed an overhaul. They have been a joke for over 2 generations now. This pandemic could be an opportunity.

[@TheTeatimecrumpet]

@@eddenoy321 The answer isn't online learning. A massive number of kids are straight up failing. Some have proposed just holding all the kids back a year.

[@Blue_Azure101]

🤣😂😂😂🤣

[@eddenoy321]

@@TheTeatimecrumpet Not exclusively online learning. We need more than that I understand.

[@bigtex4058]

Looking forward to seeing Perdue and Loeffler in his "Farewell, Douchebags" bit later this year.

[@josephcox178]

Big Tex, or sooner. I'd like to not see them at all.

[@chriswesterman5331]

Me too. Those RINOS are gone. MAGA folks will reign in their place and replace the Marxist tyrants now serving.

[@kagakai7729]

Update, Susan Wright, Trump-endorsed candidate in a Texas special election, has lost to establishment Republican Jake Ellzey. Uh oh.

[@DivaDWood]

@@chriswesterman5331 They were replaced with Democrats. And Perdue was a card-carrying MAGAt now running for Governor against Kemp, another MAGAt who wasn’t MAGAty enough for the MAGAt-in-Chief.

[@ktom5262]

It seems that the bar to be elected to Congress is very low these days.

[@bwenluck9812]

@k tom When I was a kid (about sixty years ago) I used to think that our elected officials were smarter than the average person; the past thirty years have dispelled that myth for me.... It would be funny if it wasn't leading to the downfall of America!!!

[@Shuizid]

Well the "bar" is to convince enough people to vote for your or not for others (the latter also via voter supression). And in a country with half the population brainwashed into a fascist cult that thinks golfing and TV are enough to make a good POTUS...

[@zacharynance9511]

@J G that’s why trump was able to take office

[@xanzibar5374]

You don’t have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate, remember?

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

Yeah, just cater to white bigotry. Forever THE cottage industry in AmeriKKKa.

[@sugarcookiecube]

Bill is a national treasure!!! Nobel, Nobel, Nobel!!!

[@jimmyz7218]

Lol ok

[@dreamyblue6688]

@gdi wolverine So where’s yours?

[@jimmyz7218]

@@dreamyblue6688 his point is it means nothing. If the PEACE prize meant anything it would go to Donald Trump.

[@fisherking7798]

@@jimmyz7218 ah yes the PEACE prize for inciting a terrorist mob to try and overturn the result of democratic elections and murder a couple of people along the way

[@jimmyz7218]

@@fisherking7798 yeah, Obama did do that. And they're still doing it.

[@Sunny25611]

😂 “Only the BEST people!” 🤣

[@cuzndupre2822]

This bit has held up pretty well over the years. Downright prescient.

[@1991jdclark]

I still can't believe these last 4 years happened. Like WTF?!

[@sw9618]

Feels like a fucked up Shakespearean dream, doesn't it?

[@1991jdclark]

@@sw9618 goodness you are on the nise. King Lear.

[@sw9618]

Jenny klarke 😄

[@keithknetge6908]

I know it's almost like we had the best economy in us history till covid-19 lockdowns

[@sw9618]

@@keithknetge6908 Yes and who's fault is that? BARACK OBAMA. All Trump did was pass a tax cut, that helped the rich. So of course the stock market went up, it responds to the rich getting richer.

[@fozziebumble8361]

Hi much love to everyone watching with love from Scotland x xxx where's everyone else tuning in from x

[@9803097089]

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[@haraldchristiansen2348]

Best I can do is say I'm enjoying a bottle of small batch "bonhabain" island scotch. Probably spelled that wrong. Bought it in a small cigar and whiskey shop in rural Missouri. Take care man. 🇧🇻 stuck in America.

[@Hellman2746]

India here.🙏

[@kaystevens8428]

@ Fozzie Bumble -- love to you as well. For the 1st 50 years of my life, I would've proudfully responded, "the USA", which I believed was the greatest country in the world. Sadly, Trump (& his ilk) changed that for me. Now I wish I could proudfully respond, "New Zealand", or "Scotland", or "Ireland", or "Canada", or "Australia", or "Finland", to name a few.

[@derekmulling745]

You forgot that waste of flesh cruz.

[@Denise225-i3h]

Ya but he's not new. This segment was about all the new crazies in the Republican party. We need mental health checks for all of them but especially MTG. 1000% 🌰🥜

[@KitC916]

Republicans: No plans No compassion No morals And they do NOT care about you.

[@DrOrtho1732]

No they don't, just wishfull thinking

[@Mt-ue9qz]

Oh well, that’s a whole show vs a segment.

[@nikkigreeson6786]

Totally

[@joeygrey9878]

Amazing Bill can make us laugh in the reality that these crazies are in our Congress. Keep reminding everyone Vote, Vote, Vote! Get them out 2024

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

His complexion is quite reminiscent of throw up.

[@annietang3780]

We will be watching them. The Republican Party is at its lowest with those questionable characters.

[@paulharrop5879]

After watching endless amounts of Trump coverage I thought the future was going to be boring and I contemplated going back to doing the crosswords every day. Having watched clips of these clowns 2021 could be more fun than last year .

[@Shivris]

All politicians are questionable characters. You don’t need to focus on one party but all parties. They all have their hands in the mess we have now.

[@paulasmith2426]

CWZ34 Nancy Pelosi

[@lupowins]

Republican Party: Hold my beer.

[@neilonaniet]

Character ... good one.

[@krismaganti1268]

"Move over AOC say hello to WTF" - Classic Bill Maher Love it!

[@skyrule0003]

Bill Maher for President!!!

[@DNLDVID]

Amen & Thank you, Bill for your service!

[@MM-mu5pz]

I wish I was from Canada so I could laugh, but alas. I am an American.

[@BungsViet]

We're laughing, but at this point its to cover up our obvious fear and worry

[@Eastsid3]

Ah what the hell laugh anyway

[@nonmagicmike723]

Move to Canada and vote Trudeau. But liberals love America too much to leave it, even though they're ashamed of such love. But they love it so much they want to turn it into Canada. And then where would Canadians flee to?

[@alannabaker8293]

sorry eh

[@jamescornwell1935]

@@nonmagicmike723 trudeau is a corrupt muppet as well.

[@Jeremyramone]

The writers are on point tonight! Excellent work everyone at real time. Thanks very much.

[@grandycooper7891]

Pk

[@grandycooper7891]

V

[@grandycooper7891]

Very

[@JK_JK_JK]

Douchebags? You mean the people who push failed draconian government policies related to COVID-19?

[@bobkelly671]

No Matt Gaetz? He’s the most deplorable one to watch out for.

[@veejennings5449]

Matt Gaetz One Of Trump's Enabler..

[@daver29]

@Ryan Navas The left's continual attack on the constitution is getting these ever more aggressive right wingers elected. They just don't get it!

[@rolandihaza505]

Being deplorable has become a badge of honor

[@rolandihaza505]

@@daver29 the left thinks they can intimidate their ways to power. They only have Book sense, no common sense. America is a center right country

[@tomasdiaz1974]

He's not a new one.

[@PeaceFan1]

SOOO RIGHT ON and VERY Well DESERVED about those TRAITORS!!!!

[@bgregg55]

I'm crying too hard to laugh. The gop really has outdone themselves with these recruits from mental hospitals.

[@IOTewks]

It's far worse than that, because folks in mental hospitals don't choose to be crazy--it's just an unlucky hand dealt by the gene lottery. These new republicans are to a person murderously opportunistic sadists who chose to abandon reason and ethics, because it makes them feel validated and lines their pockets.

[@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz]

Sad thing is they affect ALL of us, NOT just the people in their states or districts!

[@anettanewport8514]

@Scorpio13 Majorie Taylor Green said in an interview on NewsMax that Biden was an illegitimate president and she was going to file articles of impeachment on his first day in office.

[@bimmerfan2126]

swampbabbies

[@anneclausen503]

@Scorpio13 Whats so crazy about AOC? She just wants the same policies we have in Scandinavia. We are doing pretty well.

[@greghudson1489]

Here in Alabama, he is called "Tommy Tub-o-$hit".

[@herb369nichols]

Yeah but that's probably because he coached Auburn and not 'bama....? 😉😄

[@BasedKungFu]

But how'd he win? Whats up with Bama? Tommy came off as borderline intellectually disabled in some of his interviews 😂

[@エラー-e7v]

How about Tommy Full-o-Shit”?

[@BeinnBheagh]

Is this a case of people voting Republican because they've always voted Republican, despite the fact that the candidate has the IQ of a cantaloupe? (Sorry cantaloupes!) :-(

[@dabeage]

@@BasedKungFu It's Alabama.

[@youtubecensorsspeech6672]

these are the most incompetent people I've ever seen collect a paycheck, what a waste of resources.

[@Alic4444]

Thanks to right wing Christians and libertarians for putting them there to waste our tax money. Yikes.

[@bobhookstratten9567]

Republicans have no ideas, no answers, and no solutions. All they have are conspiracy theories and "Look, I own a gun!" My money is still on Alex Jones being the GOP nominee for president in 2024.

[@VaShthestampede2]

And yet people clamor for the U.S. to continue to grow the size of the government. Give these people more power, more influence.

[@bobhookstratten9567]

@@VaShthestampede2 government's not the problem. Republicans in government is the problem. Stop voting for Republicans and the country will be great.

[@tenacious645]

You've never seen me in a Friday 😏

[@AgentOccam]

"There's a new opportunistic infection in the Senate name Josh Hawley..." Ha! I like that one.

[@AgentOccam]

"I've thrown-up scotch older than this prick" Another gem!.

[@rolandihaza505]

What about the old infection in the House called Eric Swalwell? You can see the speck in other people's eyes but don't notice the log in yours

[@rodneyskelly5960]

Josh can hawley ass when the Capitol was attacked.

[@Em3ga]

I was happy about Trump leaving, but then I am reminded of this list of "people".☹

[@randystewart9303]

They'll have their judgement day for their part in this entire tenuous tenure orchestrated by the almighty tRump...and Bolonia.

[@ralph_m31]

@@randystewart9303 Mark them all down so that they can't hold any committee memberships and that they can be replaced by the end of their terms with competent men and women

[@LG123ABC]

@@ralph_m31 You libtards are fans of "lists", aren't you?

[@chrisccc22]

@@LG123ABC Your new president Kamala Harris will see to it the list has all the boxes ticked.

[@jayclarke9611]

Maher s not totally accurate...because we still HAVE Bill!

[@sharylhobbs998]

“I’ve puked up scotch older than that!” You were on a roll Mr. Maher. Hilarious! Thanks for the belly laughs.🤣

[@willhiggins9563]

“ ‘I’m not good with the numbers’...Did I mention he wants to be one the Senate Banking committee.”

[@circe...]

"and SCENE." :)

[@chrishansen7326]

Why not Maxie on that committee she is a nut

[@firesign4297]

🤣

[@GaryHighFruit]

You're in!!! And in 2022 when you go before an ethics committee, bring the video of you saying that, and plead ignorance. Government is not the problem. The voters are.

[@flyniner3193]

All men are born straight! And together we can be United

[@Meechda76]

Keep this segment going!

[@henningskondowe801]

"I've thrown out scotch that's older than this prick" 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 I'm dead kwaaaaaa

[@Bunkerdwarfputin]

..."thrown up"... is what he said, actually... Which makes it funnier, yes? 😜

[@larryarcher4502]

Nobody throws old scotch Out! But it has been rejected at times!

[@BetterLifeAhead35]

For the curious: Tuberville said the 3 branches are house, senate, and executive. He also said WWII was fought to free Europe from Socialism.

[@gazpachopolice7211]

He right if he is a Nazi revisionist.

[@nadominhoca]

AOC answered exactly the same about the 3 Branches...

[@paultuke5110]

@@nadominhoca She actually said the '3 chambers' of govt - not branches.

[@elizabethhenning778]

@@nadominhoca Wrong. While she was doing a cooking video, she said "three chambers of government" to mean the House, Senate, and White House. At least compare apples to apples. If you want to see incompetence, how about Judge Back-in-the-kitchen not knowing what the First Amendment protections were during her confirmation hearing?

[@nadominhoca]

There are no 3 Chambers of Government. I would ask you to provide us the definition of the 3 chambers of government. If you do I will happily say I was wrong.

[@totalnewb123]

Brutal honesty at its finest. Thank you for your service. 🤣😂😎👍💯🇺🇸

[@cathypurnell9331]

Thank to the director of the Department of Keeping it Real. Thanks for some truth Mr. Bill.

[@dragonsangel7777]

We really need to stop asking 'can the Republicans get any lower' because they keep saying YES!

[@caroliner2029]

Hahaha!😁 At least they're 'glass half full' types...

[@エラー-e7v]

When the class of ‘20 goes low, the class of 21 asks how low?

[@dragonsangel7777]

@@caroliner2029 no the glass is empty and they keep trying to sell you the water that isn't in it!

[@RustyDust101]

Heck, it's not that they 'SAY' Yes!. The trouble is they actually succeed at lowering the bar each and every time. It's one of those times when I'd have been more than happy to be certain they had lied to me.

[@caroliner2029]

@@dragonsangel7777 hahaha!😁 Of course! My mistake!

[@lawrencemitchell5983]

Hawley seems like he'd slip easily into a Hugo Boss designed Schutzstaffel Uniform.

[@lydiaanderson7752]

@Hello Lawrence how are you doing?

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Hugo Boss never designed SS uniforms, his company only made them. Just as any German clothing manufacturer back then was asked/forced to make uniforms for either the SS, the nazi party or the Wehrmacht.

[@lawrencemitchell5983]

@@einundsiebenziger5488 Yes, you are correct; I should have said Hugo Boss produced uniform. This is of course ancillary to my point that Hawley is a Fascist and a threat to Democracy. I believe an officer within The SS and a graphic designer actually designed the black SS uniform.

[@engineeringsquirrel]

The world: Lets send our best and brightest to lead our country. GOP: nah, fuck that.

[@oldishandwoke-ish1181]

Also Tories: Nah, fuck that.

[@jorgy1470]

F off

[@jasmintrujilo6297]

BUT...ILLEGITIMATE BIDEN IS NOT OUR BRIGHTEST HE HAS ALZHEIMERS, HE IS NOT OUR BEST UNLESS YOU MEAN MOST CORRUPT OF ALL THE UNHINGED COMMUNIST JACKASS BIDEN NEEDS TO BE IMPEACHED FOR TREASON FRAUD BRIBING SELLING OUT AMERICA TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES

[@zamfirtoth6441]

Aoc is barely smarter than my dog

[@oldishandwoke-ish1181]

@@jasmintrujilo6297 Think you are talking about your ass boy Trump.

[@Destinychanged]

“If a hot mic slur got voted into office” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Love it!

[@juniper617]

Boebert is also anti-mask. So her single issue is pretty much “drop dead.”

[@emperorpalpatine2531]

Imagine if she was killed by the very thing she swore to protect, god forbid that happen, but I can’t help but think about how ironic that would be

[@jacqdanieles]

@@emperorpalpatine2531 - exhibit A -- Herman Cain

[@colleenpowell462]

Evidently, biden, pelosi, newsome, are anti-mask as well...

[@junsinator971]

You don’t wear a mask then you die? Interesting. Guess I’ve been lucky so far.

[@emperorpalpatine2531]

@@colleenpowell462 well they aren’t. Pelosi has her mask down her chin ONCE and you conservatives go nuts trying to malign her because of that. Newsome sits down at a restaurant ONCE and you want to say he’s anti mask. The difference between these democrats who have mostly worn their masks correctly, and the conservatives who haven’t worn their masks at all is this: The dems have been preaching over and over that it’s important to wear one. Republicans have never said mask up.

[@PhoenixDemocrat]

Thanks Bill! I love your description of Josh Hawley as “punchable” and Marjorie Taylor Green as a teacher who fools around with her students!

[@luchifex]

I honestly don’t know how can Rafael Cruz sleep at night. He’s now trying to appeal to the Trump base. Pathetic.

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[@joesarr1671]

does he knows you called him? Raphae !!!!!l i almost choked on my tea.

[@kimberlys8422]

What Trump said about his wife... and he's still towing the line. He is a spineless bender and Texas needs to get rid of him.

[@TRivera13]

How does his wife sleep next to him is a better question.

[@NashobaLusaTaloa]

@@joesarr1671 Raphael Cruz is his real name. He goes by "Ted" so he'll seem less Hispanic.

[@CameronBrtnik]

Oh man I'm in tears laughing, spent covid year watching my fave seth meyers, but so refreshing coming back to maher!

[@doubles7533]

The Florida teacher joke got me. Holy shit. 😄

[@duncancampbell3302]

Madison Cawthorn is the Anti-FDR. The guy Roosevelt fought against during a world war is literally this Chad's childhood hero.

[@gregcrawford1523]

Yep! He posted pictures of himself at "Eagles Nest", Hitler's retreat stating "Lifelong dream come true, visiting the Fuhrer's Eagle's Nest". He is rotten to the core.

[@Alic4444]

@@gregcrawford1523 Well that's good to know, and also disgusting.

[@Georgemanuel57]

Him and Haley are hard core Fascists very dangerous

[@bothellkenmore]

He also claims he went to the U.S. Naval Academy but he was rejected, false valor douchebag.

[@zico81]

LMFAO I can't pick a favorite line, this guy is a genius!

[@joeverna5459]

wow, looking back one year, Bill hit it out of the park on this segment.

[@jmc4509]

I live in STL and there’s a huge billboard near my house that says “Resign Hawley.” With a photo of his DB face. He does NOT represent the people of Missouri.

[@sharonmullins1957]

He must have influenced enough, to be elected.

[@richaelblewett5068]

Really?! You all need to prove it!

[@bowtiethirteentwenty8627]

What has happened to Missouri the last few years?? {politically}

[@claytonweaver7335]

@@bowtiethirteentwenty8627 America changed. Missouri didn't.

[@robinjackson7882]

Happy to hear that.

[@MrStGeorgeIllawarra]

Madison Cawthorn looks like a Ken Doll came to life and he creeps me out.

[@gt8569]

Yes

[@MrSivilla]

He looks like an F@#$ing nazi in that pic.

[@cestwhat1317]

A Ken Doll on Crack

[@deeznuts8707]

The only thing is that he can’t stand on both legs. Lol

[@HakeemsLight]

@@deeznuts8707 too soon

[@TF-Times]

The fact that republicans aren’t constantly embarrassed by their party says a lot.

[@yawningchasm33]

their curb feelers must be broken

[@stevekluesner4430]

Or is it that they just won't admit it ¿

[@bigbaddaddy3634]

The fact the Democrats think going back into war is a good thing. Welcome back Obomba 2.0 . You people are so brainwashed by douche bags like Bill

[@tgbedini]

@@bigbaddaddy3634 So, GW Bush was not a republican? Good to know.

[@kcoup1626]

@@bigbaddaddy3634 go hang out with microwave listening lady, trust fund baby, and your other gun nuts. It's hilarious that Bill just listed off Q house members and you think it's the dems that are brainwashed. 😂😂😂

[@tikvahaham8919]

It is so comforting that your convictions u find them in Bill Maher and u are not alone

[@tommystyx]

Tommy Tuberville said "I'm not smart enough to understand all the numbers". That's understandable, once you get to numbers higher than two things get confusing.

[@エラー-e7v]

And he wants to be on the Finance committee

[@ostropogask9415]

Alabama is a disgrace to ths US

[@Sndyj457]

@@paulstanitz2723 nah. You can be a coach and be smart. He’s just dumb as fuk

[@エラー-e7v]

@@ostropogask9415 when it produces guys like Roy Moore and Jeff Sessions what do you expect

[@judd442009]

Judge Judy: “A period of detention in a chilly upstate facility can be a great attitude adjuster.”

[@childwaters]

Attica is VERY chllly this time of the year.

[@shylanambiar4316]

@Lorne Armstrong I would love to see Trump get a second term. I just want it to be a prison term.

[@tomadams3528]

@Lorne Armstrong oh yeah? "Fool me once shame on you , Fool me twice, umm ahmm umm ahm shame on you again." - George W Bush.

[@Gymnopediea]

Sounds like a disgusting punishment. Just punch him in the face and give him reasonable facilties to consider his impact on others.

[@dianewilkins6269]

Her husband got a Pardon.

[@olefella7561]

Wishing everyone here good health and happiness always! ❤️🎉

[@maxhammertruth]

Gets more truer as time passes.

[@bunnymom9842]

You should have added Stephen Miller, Ted Cruz, mo brooks, hawley

[@ellicel]

Can’t believe Tea Party Republicans would one day be the “well, at least they weren’t THAT crazy” Republicans.

[@leeviajero2716]

Oh, the Tea Party is the same thing- there are still people who show up to these little soirees dressed like Captain Teabag...

[@irod642]

The accuracy of those descriptions is 🔥!!

[@joanpatterson2508]

Sad but oh so true! Love you Bill.

[@diegoamaya8471]

“... intellectually short of a first down ...” 🤣 This week’s new segment was excellent ...

[@bearinthewoods9068]

So glad Cawthorn is included in this list.

[@alonzobishop3671]

Somewhere, Jerry Springer is laughing hysterically...

[@cynical2to1]

these are his reincarnations

[@goldinthefurnace]

Thats Judge Springer now apparently!

[@stevenjamison5896]

So funny! Well done Bill!

[@DawnDerow]

One of your best segments Bill! It’s sooo funny because it’s true

[@davemc1207]

Literally crying with laughter at this section, Bill nailed these lunatics but on a serious note how is it possible that any sane person placed a tick against these grifters names at an election. Staggering.

[@BadassBikerOwns]

It's because most people vote based on identity, regardless of who are the faces of the party. I predict that things will get worse for minorities like Blacks and Natives in the future. US will become more like Brazil with a lot of mixed people, and many of them will identify as Whites and vote right.

[@kyleyost1163]

@@BadassBikerOwns not hard to predict with a two-party system lol

[@erinstephens9996]

@@BadassBikerOwns I think it's more about people voting red or blue then people voting for the candidate somtimes or a good portion of the time it's what allows some of these people to get elected you should always research the people you vote for and unless you like what they say or the work they've done you shouldn't vote for them whether there a sheriff or mayor or congressmen or president who you vote for matters and says who you are as a human being and what matters to you so vote with your brain and not a party

[@herb369nichols]

"Sane" is the key word in that question . 😉

[@rloomis3]

@@erinstephens9996 _you should always research the people you vote for and unless you like what they say or the work they've done you shouldn't vote for them_ I always do that, and I've never voted for a Republican in my life.

[@seanwelch71]

Hawley's like Scott Walker, but without the bald spot.

[@judychandler8485]

Exactly 💯%

[@3x3mm]

Speaking of Scott Walker.....😂😂😂

[@johnburt1172]

Let's hope we get to say, "Goodbye, Douchebags" to a lot of these characters RSN [Real Soon Now].

[@lydiaanderson7752]

@Hello John how are you doing?

[@doates625]

Bill needs to bring back "America's Craziest Congresspeople"

[@Gymnopediea]

This just makes me wanna rewatch Colbert's Better Know a District. Why isn't anyone doing this?? Covid?

[@bfitz82]

You should tip 20% at every restaurant. Servers are incredibly under-paid in America.

[@fisherking7798]

The strange thing is, there's a minimum wage but not for servers hail to the lobbyists

[@janvanveelen]

An other terrible American custom, tipping. Everybody should be paid by their employer like everyone else. To depend on the goodwill from customers is crazy. Here in Switzerland we do not have to worry about tipping exactly right because we usually do not tip or if we do it is 2 or 5 francs to show appreciation for good service.

[@jesse7631]

The entire idea of tipping is so retarded it isn't even funny. Why of all the services jobs that exist is this one where the employer isn't required to pay his employees enough money, but instead rely on the whim of a customer? One of the stupidest things that still exists in the country, and for no good reason.

[@haraldchristiansen2348]

@@Balletified good for him. Personally, I can only afford a few bucks. But, I do leave a tip. Take care DJ.

[@haraldchristiansen2348]

@@jesse7631 it is what it is. Leave a goddamned tip.

[@terryschilling5320]

"I've thrown up scotch older than this prick." Savage.

[@artban6993]

The vibe!!!!

[@tatumdilley6759]

@@artban6993 love

[@Dana-uc6xu]

Omg the Florida reference is PRICELESS!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@massimookissed1023]

The 3 branches of government ? I know that one ! The Executive, The Legislative, & The Federalist Society.

[@LindaJ3433]

Tuberville, sadly my state representation, deserves all the knocks you gave him.

[@alexandergreen7744]

Hello

[@richardhoward2701]

You know what's really scary & sad at the same time..that these nuts actually got voted in...what does that say about America...😭😭😭

[@jjared__19]

@B F greetings back to you my friend

[@davidlundquist1979]

It says that whenever budget cuts need to be made, public education funding is the first to get cut, every time. Thank goodness stealth bombers are so freakin' cool, or it might not be worth it.

[@lancairw867]

I had the same thought on the election of delusional Democrats that were voted in ? Funny how the citizens are escaping the blue states. Great job 👏

[@paulparker4240]

It's good to see Bill back in the studio again, but I really enjoyed his shows in his back yard...without the audience.

[@viclincoln8588]

Hawley should have made the cover of "Washington Inciter" not the "Washington Insider"

[@zarakikon6352]

I think a nr of people should be in that magazine. Starting with the Orange Facist himself.

[@emjd2009]

While its not the weirdest thing a stripper has been asked to do, you gotta admit, civics trivia is a weird kink.

[@fisherking7798]

😂😂😂

[@fengtube56]

Stanford and Yale should return hawley’s tuition back to him.

[@Allie8567]

No they should demand their diplomas back

[@TheorizingWithBen]

So it's wrong for him to have degrees and also the next lady to drop out of hs. Did you ever think these were illegit standards and that you are being trained to be biased against everyone without a D next to their names?

[@lenne02]

Listening to yale translate for me into Jail

[@jenniferdoty7246]

@Turtle Uno why? Because people don’t agree on everything? Get over it.

[@Alic4444]

@@TheorizingWithBen As if the entire Republican party doesn't have a seething hatred for every person with a D next to their name, and to top it off an unwavering certainty that that person is a moron who can't think for themselves if they also have non white skin. At least these criticisms related to each person's actual failings: Hawley for claiming to be against elites while being a lifelong elitist, and whatshername for not even finishing 12th grade.

[@souldavidthompson4854]

Marjorie Taylor Green: Everyone's favorite Karen ☺️😞

[@kellyfehr3719]

This woman couldn't qualify for jury duty! Are there no rules regarding mental competency? Wait... could Trump qualify? Huh "America... what a country!"

[@uudd369]

She is a trigger happy 'Karen' who wants to carry a Gun.. At the Capitol... Does 'Lock her up' apply to her now?

[@joel_anderson_t]

I call them q-karens.

[@fisherking7798]

@@uudd369 for mental health reasons yes

[@benthomson9397]

When Maher got to Tuberville I thought he was going to mention Tuberville's comment about how proud he was of his grandad who fought in WWII to free Europe from communism.

[@treadman26]

"A few yards short of a 1st down."

[@desertdaisymarie6951]

Pretty sad when I'm Australian and my seven year old special needs child knows more about your constitution than your representatives and senators 🤣

[@openyoureyes909jones6]

That is pretty damning about American politics.....they should be exceptional individuals, not winners of the popularity contest.

[@sidthecookiethief3133]

Are you talking about one party, or both?

[@niksatt4843]

It really inspires my ass to run for senate I also have zero qualifications but at least I'd want to help people lol.

[@mattgeiger9988]

Quit doing drugs when your pregnant

[@berniecruz8405]

When Bill made the joke about eating at shooters and asked about the freshness of the fish, I thought he was going to say, "I't like shooting fish in a wheel barrel!" LOL

[@kemohere]

*wheel barrow

[@snuffeldjuret]

@@kemohere why not just "shoot fish in a barrel"?

[@herb369nichols]

@@snuffeldjuret "Shooting fish in a barrel" is fine, but barrels don't have wheels 😉🙄

[@kemohere]

@@snuffeldjuret maybe this dude is into drive bys???

[@giovannisanseviero5726]

The writing is absolutely impeccable.

[@loriwojciechowski6093]

Love this ❤️

[@johnnymac8732]

Marjorie Greene "listens to the microwave" - from the inside!

[@scipioafricanus5871]

Oh that's why her brain is fried.

[@MsDWard]

Oh Johnny Mac, that is too funny. 🤣🤣🤣

[@preztruman-tv9zi]

Most of my Florida neighbors believe the three Branches of government are, Oak, Maple and Pine! Seriously, ask five customers at your weekend gun show.

[@lilyalexi3905]

Always watch Bill Maher show. This was a good one.

[@alexandriayannotti1592]

Thank you again, Bill Maher - you made me laugh out loud!

[@linmiller8147]

I laughed my ass off -- and then I got depressed. Depressed that these people even exist and can INFLUENCE others.

[@kon1402]

Let Rachel Levine take care of your depression.

[@codynguyen2742]

You forgot Jim “gym” Jordan, Matt goats from Fl, Moscow Mitch, Lindsey graham, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and what’s that guy fake farmer but real manure from ca....and so many more I can’t think of their stupid names 😂

[@Vlagstaf]

They are not the « freshface » Here are the douchebags we never heard about until 3 months ago

[@PresidentUSVI]

Lol @ fake farmer but real manure from CA 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣⚰️

[@Zeldarw104]

....... Ron (fat neck) DeSantis, Rick (the zombie) Scott, Lindsay (can't keep my eyes off you boy) Graham. 🤨

[@Zeldarw104]

Also Matt (ginormous, boot head) Gaetz.🤔

[@SnowTiger45]

Freaking HILARIOUS. I'm almost pissing myself laughing.