New Rule: Big Show with Crazy Maniac | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

[@darryl2542]

This aged like fine wine.

[@fredrikbjornsson3397]

You have no idea :)

[@CBNL1987]

Bill predicted the insurrection

[@dougdrazga4461]

Damn right.

[@alexanderadams9008]

I was literally in my car listening to this and I literally said this thing aged like a fine wine only to look at the first comment and it was that exactly

[@utubby3730]

Its sad how predictable it all was. And the next chapter, with Trump continuing his grifts while Fox and friends/co. Keep cutting out news that shows anything remotely unpleasant for their base. Comfort food for the truly ignorant.

[@Fernando-ox5mo]

For a guy who isn't religious, you're quite the prophet, Bill.

[@busylivingnotdying]

Well, to be fair: he IS related to the Prophet Isaiah (on his mother's side) :)

[@urbanfabchic]

Right!!!

[@scottgrohs5940]

I remember when society was normal enough that Bill Maher was just a crass comedian with an HBO comedy show. When in time did he become the love child of Nostradamus and prophet Isaiah?

[@busylivingnotdying]

@@scottgrohs5940 He he, the latter: being related to Isaiah, is by birth-right. It is a joke of course, based on the fact that his mother is jewish (like Isaiah) Whether you consider his insights sharp is another matter altogether. I find him refreshingly clear and honest many times, and sometimes a bit "cold hearted" perhaps (for example when he talks about overwheight), but that's comedy for ya ... Of course when he disagrees with me, he's an idiot ;)

[@ShovelChef]

5:48 - Damn.

[@kathyyu6216]

Don’t have HBO. Just started watching him on youtube. For this one I had to pause to check the date. My God, he is amazing. Bravo Mr. Maher, I wish you were not right though. Great show.

[@lenkacfk7155]

And one month further down, his predictions became even more accurate - scary!

[@danielandrews5357]

Big show

[@johnryan6658]

He wasn't right Kathy. Trump left office on the exact day he was supposed to.

[@michaelsalisbury1477]

@@johnryan6658 Youre wrtong Trumpp is a plague on Amerika

[@johnryan6658]

@@michaelsalisbury1477 oh, I'm wrong, huh? So, Trump is still President then? I thought Biden was President. BULLSHIT! Bill Maher repeatedly said Trump would refuse to leave office if he lost the election. He was WRONG. Trump left office exactly as he was legally supposed to.

[@harrickvharrick3957]

That time when Bill predicted the future in detail and turned out completely right!

[@Mikemoto1]

Amy Klobucahar probably would have been a better president than Biden.

[@bunker8digitallabs]

Holy cow, how much of what he said here ending up coming true? Shockingly accurate and terrifyingly timely. Absolutely on point as usual and even more important and relevant today.

[@Heathcoatman]

He actually said this several times on his show. Micheal Moore laughed at him like it was ridiculous. Not only is he on point here, which is spooky, the irony is the talk around the cooler (figuratively) was that Bill had lost his mind.

[@bryanhornby10]

This actually happened Bill said this more than a year ago and nobody took this seriously and now it's happened

[@davidhamblin5287]

Do you think they SHOULD TAKE PICTURES of all the people that were BURNING BUILDINGS & throwing FROZEN WATER BOTTLES at COPS & trying to BURN a FEDERAL BUILDING with PEOPLE INSIDE? You know! Pictures of all the riots they had all last summer & last year? YOU THINK they could take the PICTURES of THOSE PEOPLE and ARREST THEM TOO because they injured over 700 cops and 25 COPS WERE KILLED! YOU think they ought to take pictures of those people and ARREST THOSE PEOPLE AS WELL?

[@Mdebacle]

@@davidhamblin5287 If BLM had tried what MAGA mob did, would have been massacred.

[@davidhamblin5287]

@@Mdebacle actually that's not true. BLM has killed police and many others during hundreds of riots! Burned down buildings and cars and businesses and government buildings and not only does the law NOT look up all the video cameras and arrest people they see on camera found these they don't even give a shit In Jan. 6 the rioters had no weapons, killed no one and there were a couple entrances that the security guys opened the doors and let them in

[@lisawise9849]

@@davidhamblin5287 LMAO!! You are delusional

[@davidhamblin5287]

@@lisawise9849 You must watch the fake news. Only people that do are as dumb and unwise.

[@TheDneaves]

You called it.

[@truthhurts3524]

Nailed it again Crazy Maniac! Also, this video needs many MANY more views.

[@aetiusg]

This was absolutely fantastic

[@jpapan1]

Some shows are hit or miss. Some new rules are instantly forgettable. This one was an absolute fucking gem.

[@Quicksilver0922]

I watched it live and it give me chills and not the good kind either.

[@wisetrollman]

Jefe Anson what are you on about

[@bestipsrb1740]

I wish everyone took this seriously to avert the carnage and terrorism that just happened on Capitol Hill.

[@bandit2602]

Bill was spot on.

[@stiffrichard2816]

Hah, that was nothing but a political stunt.

[@redexcold9631]

Yea while all democrat don't give a shit about over a year of riots and insurgency of blm and antifa who killed over 80 people and destroyed billions of private companies and small businesses

[@guntherdergarstigeganter6431]

@@redexcold9631 Ever heard of symbolism?

[@sarsath7481]

@@redexcold9631 “killed over 80 people” Citation needed

[@revmack22]

One of his best ones yet. And Bill is totally right. Everybody swears he "wouldn't do that", until he does it!!!

[@kevbomevbo3492]

I agree. I've told people from day one that he will not leave voluntarily if he loses. It may take the military to literally drag him out. At the very least he will not show up at the inauguration.

[@davidtwardy3413]

This is just too funny. You lunatics have 0 self awareness. Maybe you fear Trump not leaving because you guys have stated you don't accept the results of the election after for a whole year saying Trump wouldn't if Hillary won. You guys spent 2 years saying Trump wouldn't accept the results of the Mueller report, turns out you didn't and now we're doing this again.....Don't worry you won't have to think about this until 2024.

[@davidtwardy3413]

Do you see what you're doing. You're taking one lunatics opinion, sharing the story while adding a little more to it. You have now talked yourself into thinking this is real and not some comedians opinion of a guy that sued him once........Wow man, just wow.

[@lovely-mk4rt]

Work on the solution. Not the problem

[@duanethamm4688]

And to think I live with a biker Republican...and have sex with him. I make sure I am always on TOP.

[@daDad7581]

Watching this video in Feb 2021 only makes me think how prophetic Bill was back in Jan 2020. He was spot on!! I had goose bumps.

[@shepinchains1]

Well,... that was terrifying.

[@Serai3]

Haven't been paying attention, have you?

[@michaelpreston233]

''There's nothing to fear but Fear Itself'' A Real President said that in 1933

[@JohnDoe-00700]

Safe space for sale, only $99. Will that be cash, cheque or charge, sir?

[@ImTheJoker4u]

It was also spot on. Getting the orangutan to actually leave is going to be a lot harder than most people think.

[@justin-ej1wt]

We the American people love and support president trump, no matter what

[@bevedale]

This is definitely one of his most chilling commentaries. So needed and so corrrect!

[@AE-bh5zs]

And fortunately, if you live in one of the yellow states in this Wikipedia map, there's something you can do about getting the crooked Electoral College out of the picture. It's called the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact, and it won't require a constitutional amendment to render the electoral college completely moot. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Popular_Vote_Interstate_Compact

[@paulaspen2117]

@@AE-bh5zs so you want 6 large states to control every election outcome. All smaller states need not apply. Check. Gotcha. They would now just cater to those most populous states to win. How do you not get that? In Canada the majority of seats are in 2 of 10 province's. There are 10 more examples i can give. Bill won with 37 percent. How, the electoral college.

[@hisxmark]

@@paulaspen2117 It is not about states controlling, it is about the majority of the people. The states are convenient fictions. The people are real.

[@cmw12]

@@paulaspen2117 Seems like you get it, Paul. The places with people - those are the places politicians should cater to. The EC and Senate itself give representation to empty fucking tracts of land. Why should the vote of a CA resident be worth so much less than that of a rancher from Wyoming?

[@cmw12]

@@hisxmark So well put! I like that phrase: "convenient fictions".

[@SOB044]

When he inevitably goes to play golf we change the locks

[@elbarjones4812]

It COULD BE just that easy -and then just send him to play golf at another of his resorts. Brilliant!!

[@forzanpccars2805]

If only it was that easy...

[@adamr4198]

I was listening to a podcast about dictators and the hosts said one of the key to staying in power is not leaving the country. It is far easier to overthrow someone when they aren’t around. Perhaps he could visit Trump Moscow.

[@PrinceCharmingsMom2930]

SOB044 😂😂😂

[@yf8327]

Don’t forget to shutdown his Twitter account.

[@mattiusbattol]

The accuracy on this is scary

[@DreadEmpath69]

I swear it is

[@johnryan6658]

You mean accept for the part where he did actually leave office on the exact day he was supposed to?

[@WealthyIndustrialist]

@@johnryan6658 Only because he had no other choice. You really think had the mob actually reached Congress down and hung Pence and all the other nonsense they thought they’d pull off, that Trump would’ve still left office? Bullshit. Like, THAT’S your “gotcha” in this? That he finally acted like an adult and for once did what he was supposed to do? Even still, he did act like a bitch when he lost, and he still incited a riot and encouraged his followers to march on the Capitol.

[@johnryan6658]

@@WealthyIndustrialist they all have no choice. That's not what Bill Maher said. He said "he won't leave," full stop. He said the same thing about Bush in 2008. He even went about it in a similar way. Both times he said they would invent some reason to postpone the election. That didn't happen. Both times he then said they would refuse to leave. He was wrong then, and he was wrong now.

[@WealthyIndustrialist]

@@johnryan6658 Of course. Logical people know that. He still chose to beat his chest like he wasn’t going to until the bitter end instead of acting like a man and accepting that he lost. So yes, if that distinction is really that important to you that yes, he did leave, then ok. You’re right. Bill got that one thing half wrong.

[@SenorMoody]

i love it when bill goes on those passionate rants.. you can really see it in his eyes. Everything he said tonight is true.. No chance Orange will leave peacefully.

[@arthurwilton958]

If Trump loses, he will leave. He won't be gracious about it, but he will leave. Please calm down.

[@bostonbob9667]

TDS is real .

[@johnryan6658]

Really? Then explain this news story. time.com/5931443/donald-trump-leaves-office/

[@Nome_utente_generico]

@@arthurwilton958 and then january the 6 came

[@Heathcoatman]

@@arthurwilton958 Still calm?

[@chefjdog]

This was the most serious New Rule I have seen. Bill doesn’t go for his usual jabs and punchlines. Even the audience was relatively quiet. Comedians do bits, Bills reminded me of George Carlin finishing a show. He spoke the cold hearted truth. He had something more than a punchline to get across. Comedy is just the on ramp to the truth.

[@codybishop7526]

chefjdog because he sees the writing on the wall. This is serious stuff we are about to go through.

[@michaelpreston233]

''We are in the 11th hour ''- Winston Churchill'

[@mrpearson1230]

He's influence mostly comes from G.C! 100%

[@VideosdeDomingo]

George Carlin was a fucking god! Oh, wait...

[@richardrobbin2225]

@@VideosdeDomingo 🙂👍

[@PoppycockPrincess100]

I am seriously fearful for the future of this country.

[@adamx9793]

A19201593, we’ll be fine.

[@adamx9793]

Mike, deal.

[@okimawilcox1550]

We got through the civil war, WW’s, the Great Depression, assignations etc. this is just another speed bump.

[@tarrynlea]

@@okimawilcox1550 YOU didn't get through any of those. And neither did millions of people who WERE alive when those things began...

[@aebalc]

@Mike I believe you mean 2025 - He is surely going to win in 2020.

[@JdTV79]

Watching this on november 20th of 2020. Scary how accurate it was.

[@gloomyblackfur399]

Just wait til you get to January 6th, 2020.

[@bandit2602]

@@gloomyblackfur399 when trump's goons attacked the Capitol to try to kill Pelosi, aoc, Schumer etc

[@briaf3370]

Yup

[@utubby3730]

@@gloomyblackfur399 I dont think anything noteworthy happened on that date ^.^

[@johnryan6658]

Accurate? No, he was completely inaccurate. Trump left office in a peaceful transition of power on the exact day he was supposed to.

[@brandonroyce2356]

This is exactly why I love Maher. He asks the questions which are often on my mind, yet nobody seems to ask, nor answer.

[@cherylgarry460]

Yep. I love Bill Maher. I think like he does. Or, he thinks like me. Whatever, your get the point.

[@grizzly2575]

Bill is kinda missing the point, though: you won't have to worry about him losing gracefully because, thanks to his high-placed cheats + bullies, he won't lose at all. He has the Supreme Court in his pocket, a faction of the FBI (remember 2016?), + the Oathkeepers _ whom Democrats *never* talk about. The Oathkeepers are "ex" military + police who pretend to be about ensuring honest voting: of course, they only show up to key Democrat polling stations (usually black), to intimidate people *inside* _ and nobody stops them. (Remember all those black Obama voters in Hillary Clinton's "safe states" who suddenly didn't show up + handed them to Trump?) If it was any other country, the opposition party would be screaming their heads off + the UN would be denouncing it as not a "free and fair" election. But in the USA? Not a squeak. And that's before I even get into the fact that, as incumbent President, if he gives an order to the military, police or intelligence services, enough of them will obey. Or putting it another way, *not* enough of them will be organised *against* him: in fact, they will probably think that they don't have the Constitutional right.

[@Tony29103]

I love how you keep going back to Susan Collins. God Damn I'm sick of relying on her cause we all know what direction her ass is voting.

[@scottonandrew]

Where is Bill's crystal ball, he sure can tell the future.

[@amolkhobaragade]

Where is President Klobuchar?

[@marshamariner7897]

😊😊😊😂🇺🇲❤️🌹

[@Ghost_LC13]

This video aged magnificently

[@johnryan6658]

Really? Did Trump not leave office on the exact day he was supposed to? This aged about as well as when he said Bush wouldn't leave office in 2008.

[@RishiShahSays]

@@johnryan6658 he was right about 22,000 nuts marching to the Capitol. He was right about republicans would rather give away their balls then stand up and accept the result of the election.

[@johnryan6658]

@@RishiShahSays that's hardly the main point of the video. The main point that he mentioned many times before, during, and after this video was that Trump wouldn't leave. He was flat WRONG. To say this clip aged magnificently is absolutely delusional.

[@lisawise9849]

@@johnryan6658 you are the one who is delusional. Bill Maher was 100% correct on everything he said. He wouldn't leave and he almost had to be dragged out of the Oval Office. He tried his damnedest to overturn the election. Got his people all fired up at the rally to go and terrorize the Capitol building to stop democracy. You drank way too much of that Trump Kool-Aid, are you still drinking it? Trump's a criminal and a con man any belongs in prison. That p**** grabber makes Nixon look like a Boy Scout

[@a24396]

I watch this and can't help but recognize how screwed we are...

[@janncoons7445]

I absolutely love Crazy Maniacs!!😍

[@jamesdylan100]

Bill! Bill! Bill!!!! Tell em!! Making great f-ing points. Please, and I don't mean this sarcasticlly, get together with the best thinkers in your circle and come up with an idea. I mean, folks aren't even thinking about this, much less are they trying to solve it.

[@jamesmarshall6619]

you guys have to stop overthinking this and being so scared of Trump. He's done everything possible to alienate himself from the people he works with. If he loses come January 20 Trump no longer has presidential powers, the secret service will have him removed. Even the heads of departments won't be able to overcome thousands of people who no longer will listen to and work with Trump trying to stay. Leaders who do that either have earned loyalty from the many or they have the power to kill/lock up their political rivals. Trump not only doesn't have that power, we've already seen the military defy him when they can. You think all of these people are going to suddenly start listening to someone they obviously can't stand? Trump's power is compliant supporters, which are in the minority, and the powers the presidency bestows upon him. Without the powers of the presidency he has nothing, not the loyalty of the people in the agencies he works for, he no longer has the law, he mostly has a bunch of old people who will be upset their guy didn't win. What will Democrats do for January 20th? Bring all of their people to the inauguration as their size will overwhelm anything Trump will do and the secret service will honor their job responsibilities.

[@jamesdylan100]

@@jamesmarshall6619 I know Marines that have stock piled weapons for if "it goes down." I hope you are correct, and believe you are, but the more I see, the more I fear those with guns

[@waterlove2042]

My man always speaking facts

[@kateelderson]

Brilliant comment. US vote him out and immediately shut off his Twitter and other media accounts. Law and order personnel on standby.

[@ikeman9784]

@Jefe Anson you're the useless idiot. Now crawl back in your safe space let's bury you.

[@Yve55]

🙋‍♀️WORD!👏👏👏

[@unturbe]

Fleet Silverfox Exactly. Cut him off from all social media for the sake of national security.

[@rachel830]

Does he and his brats still get secret service that is paid by the United States People WE the taxpayers??

[@mo-po]

I salute your insights Mr. Maher.....hope you are wrong though.....

[@zackyzau2505]

"President-elect Klobuchar" is something he is wrong about that's for sure.

[@mo-po]

@@zackyzau2505 he just picked her as a joke. He doesn't want to endorse anyone.

[@fuhquelol]

@@mo-po Have you watched his show the last year? He has, on SEVERAL occasions praised Amy Klobuchar. He has argued in favor of her becoming President multiple times. So as someone who has noticed his support for her, this is Wishful Thinking on his behalf, not a joke.

[@thesoundsmith]

He's not. I predicted this a week after the "election."

[@douglascanoose5281]

Our best hope, the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the Generals he has berated.

[@influenza99]

Great...our best hope is a military coup.

[@TeddyKrimsony]

and what if the soldiers don't listen to them?

[@native307]

It would be 1 thing if Trumptards, MAGAts and Conservaturds were stupid and quiet. But they're Extremely Stupid and Extremely Loud. Those idiots actually have the balls to attack anyones intellect considering their leader is the Stupidest President in American History

[@armedwombat6816]

Trump insulted a lot of people and principles servicemembers claim they hold dear. But he also did that before election (e.g. demeaning prisonders of war), and still got a lot of votes from them. Militaires tend to attract a lot of conservative and further right people. I wouldn't bet on them being unified against Trump. Remember, those are the same people who thought an experienced politican (whom they also blamed for inaction) would drag them into more wars, but the loudmouth amateur moron with the short temper keep them out of wars.

[@Serai3]

Christ, if we have to rely on the Praetorian Guard, we're really fucked.

[@janhorak8024]

Watching this is January 2021... WOW, Bill, WOW

[@ella_encantada]

This has aged beautifully.

[@dickraynes1339]

"Susan Collins.... She always comes through" that line is hilarious and depressing at the same time.

[@yoyoyodaboy]

Rick R seriously. She has been the TEASE swing vote for years. NOBODY try and win me over for her crappy witness vote. Ooh so bold, to have witnesses for impeachment!!

[@bodyloverz30]

She comes through, for what's right, moral, & just.

[@tonykohanek9801]

@@bodyloverz30 HAHAHA funny.

[@tonykohanek9801]

Yes "Susan Collins of Maine, population Steven King 2 lobsters and a bear" :D

[@dazashmore8371]

Well ,Bill's crystal ball was working pretty well that day.

[@whynot1871]

Holy crap! Did he have a crystal ball?! January 6, 2021 proved Bill Maher right!

[@ShovelChef]

When he says "big show" under his breath like that, it reads to me like one of the more emotionally honest moments he's ever had in public. It's subtle, but you can tell that he admires the size of your audience. "I'm using this wacky guy as a punching bag for this bit! (But I want his ratings.)"

[@Butterfly_Drag0n-v4e]

Im sure the way trump brags about his ratings means he doesn't really have many.

[@rosesmith6925]

He doesn't lose Gracefully. They'll have to drag him out Assange style, hopefully through the rose bushes, right into an orange jumpsuit!

[@rosesmith6925]

@@jeepykay ???

[@1MarkKeller]

Trolls get nervous and post things they have to later erase.

[@elinoren6965]

Assange published wikileaks emails which exposed war crimes from Trump, Hillary, AND Obama. As did the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, and the Washington Post. Why are those editors not in jail awaiting an unlawful trial? Are you opposed to 1st Amendment rights for journalists to publish information which reveals illegal activity by their governments?

[@1MarkKeller]

@Tim Smith Exactly. Sadly I was talking about a person who constantly posts in these threads, someone who had already erased his comment long before you got here ... I should have quoted him to remove any confusion to my post.

[@naturallyweird661]

You do understand that Assange was actually a man who brought light to corruption all over the world ... Not some criminal they made him out to be ... He is the same as Snowden a fucking hero who exposed the corrupt maniacs we call government officials

[@Andy666TheBeast]

I loved the delivery of the last line. "She always comes through" lol

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

That's the same line many of the foster children I've helped have said about their families... and it is *deeply* frustrating

[@masterchinese28]

Re-watch and it still amazes me. Bill stated the obvious and we are still impressed by how absolutely accurate he was.

[@firm1z]

Sad but true facts by Bill.

[@fatlacesthedon]

Except that klobuchar thing, she's polling behind BootyJudge and he ain't winning

[@arniehernandez6330]

No? Just no. You're talking about social turmoil, that's a fact but not done by President Trump or the GOP. Hillary Clinton in her ironic wisdom, "To say you won't respect the results of the election, that is a direct threat to our democracy." That is she and the rest of the national Democratic Party have refused to do by saying she won the popular vote...okay so what? Its the electoral college that decides this. The fact as well that the president is a comedian. The mainstream media gets triggered by anything he says and they take the bait.

[@wesleythompson7]

@@fatlacesthedon 😆😆

[@davidtwardy3413]

Those were opinions literally everything was opinion. How can a prediction of the future be facts? You guys are truly scary.

[@Foderick]

best new rule to date.

[@kristhephoenix]

This'll be the first time the next winner says "get the f*** out already"

[@lking1540]

Or thanks for everything trump now leave so I can start my first term after your Second term.

[@altonhumes5782]

Needless to say, if you NEVER thought you were a Big Show, especially after 20+ TV Seasons; well, I can't even... But nevertheless, Sir, Congrats for being right about this, and being and continuing to be your scorging, ruthlessly honest self!!! #RealTime #TheBiggestBigShow!!! #ProphesyNow! #OhNowWeSee. #CrazyManiac4Life!!!!

[@ubermo1182]

The sort of humor that engenders nervous laughter. A 'what if' scenario that may be a low probability outcome, but deserves serious thought.

[@BlindMellowJelly]

Not really

[@davidtwardy3413]

Low probability, you mean 0. Why on earth would something that is not going to happen need serious thought? You guys are insane. Look through the comments Bill shared a dumb opinion, people here have added their own twist to it and for the next year they will be walking around going OMG this is real we have to do something. TDS is real

[@ubermo1182]

@David Twardy. Can't say I appreciate being characterized as insane by a Russian bot, but it's the age we live in I guess.....

[@BlindMellowJelly]

@@davidtwardy3413 You are trying way too hard.

[@BlindMellowJelly]

@@galileocan That is not nor has ever been the point. He could infact shoot someone on 5th ave and unless he is charged and arrested he can indeed remain in office. Most people know that. We will find out this week if indeed a crime by a president is legal or not but whether he stays in office or not does not mean he is not guilty. Dam russians you bot's make me sick

[@montanacrone8984]

Has he paid for his rallies yet?

[@alexcampbell4297]

Nope

[@xtranormal2350]

@drew pedersen Local governments have scaling permit fees for special events. The permit fee is supposed to cover the cost of any additional security that may need to be provided to a special event. For instance, my county has a fee of $1200 per day per 5000 attendants. These fees have been paid by Trump's campaign. The estimation of close to $400,000 dollars unpaid, are exaggerated and/or hidden costs that apply to the city that no concert or other big event pays.

[@xtranormal2350]

@drew pedersen $1,200/5000 people means that a 100,000 people means that an event would cost $24,000 to the Trump campaign, not the $400,000 that some estimates put the amount owed at.

[@Argonaut121]

The question Bill is asking really has to be answered. Democrats need to hit Trump head on. And just try to imagine a President Trump in his second term with no restraints whatsoever.

[@SlothofBangkok]

@@Ciscodays He is a wonderful person the fall of China is excellent. I wish my country has Donald Trump.

[@colinjames1734]

Bill Maher you are a crap of shit, a clown artist, a disillusioned brainwashed Trump Hater. All of you suffer from Trump Deranged Syndrome because you all very well know there is absolutely no chance for the Democrats winning the 2020 election. You predicted the same BS prior to Trump standing for Presidency and Trump had the last laugh. You may all have the stupid jokes about him, but TRUMP IS THE 45TH PRESIDENT IN THE USA.

[@SlothofBangkok]

@Pipe Down A moot point because a Democrat couldn't be sworn in for the next 4 years at the very least. And 10 years if the trend continue (good god)

[@darrenbenson2606]

@@colinjames1734 didn’t age well did it?

[@joshuahermanson341]

I have a feeling when Real Time comes back at the end of this month, Maher is gonna replay at least a little of this segment. Particularly the "march on Washington" section.

[@nikkidesjardinsl.ac.2102]

you're right bill. there needs to be a plan.

[@Reel___]

@Noise Pollution okay inbred

[@nancystowell4877]

I'm pretty sure the Joint Chiefs have one; after what he said about them.

[@boofdahpoo]

He was really good about calling Democrats a bunch of pussies for thinking an election (horrors!) is the only way out of this mess, but he was a little light on anything resembling the suggestion of a plan. So what do ordinary, powerless, strapped-for-money nobodies like us DO, EXCEPT vote and get out the vote?

[@XR650L_GUY]

I personally would like to see trump dragged out by security, perhaps thrown out off the front steps. 🤔

[@aurevoiralex]

Thrown out from the front steps and then set upon by an angry pack of attack-trained german shephards! YESSSS!

[@greyerbaby3323]

Aleks Persson I’m picturing Uncle Phil with Jazz lol

[@dannymcafee4552]

Aleks Persson, set upon by all the military he's disrespected, then executed.

[@jlmur54]

As should any God fearing defender of the Republic.

[@jlmur54]

As should any God fearing defender, promoter, advocate of the Republic.

[@zesty9815]

3:58 Not to mention: “I will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election, *if I win!”* and “Of course I would accept a clear election result, but I would reserve my right to contend or file a legal challenge, in the case of a questionable result.”

[@bobbywrongway6494]

Would't the responsibility for removal fall on the secret service and the military?

[@ultraegovegeta5401]

Boomer for Yang Trump says that they stand by him. The police and military only accept order from leaders they recognize. So if they don’t recognize a fair election.... well you tell me what happens next.

[@catnapper7509]

Yet he did win, and so we have listened to YOU whine and still have not accepted the results! LMFAO

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

Fake news or like bill said it's a conspiracy come on now that's the trump we've come to know so well

[@zesty9815]

@@catnapper7509 Actually, it's Trump who doesn't accept the fact that he came in three million votes behind. He formed a commission to look into his baseless claims of massive fraud. Of course, they found nothing and disbanded. Of course, Trump carries on asserting massive fraud regardless.

[@Darkmatter321]

This held up extremely well

[@camq-py7bs]

Man, this is chilling. This man has literally torn this country apart.

[@Jmamelia]

By Putin's design. Dotard is his bitch.

[@memyself898]

has he? It what way? The people on the right look like the same people that have always been on the right and the people on the left look the same too. Was the country not divided politically during the previous administration? Or the one before that. I mean don't get me wrong, Trump is awful person and an awful president. But outside of social media and the NEWS (lol) what has he really changed?

[@hardway4475]

Did the land mass that makes up the United States split into two separate land masses with a giant rift in the middle? No? Then he didn't LITERALLY tear the country apart, did he? He figuratively did, sure. But that's the exact opposite of what you just said.

[@caseysherman3398]

@@Jmamelia that must be why Trump is trying to overthrow the govt in russian-allied Venezuela then. All makes sense!

[@xtranormal2350]

@@caseysherman3398 And Russia-allied Iran.

[@NoalFarstrider]

This is so true, it's sad.

[@ihato8535]

"It's inconceivable!" Yea, Klobuchar as the 'president elect' really is inconceivable LMAO.

[@luisfeliciano4379]

That's what people thought before Trump was elected. It was "inconceivable " that he would be president.

[@ihato8535]

@@luisfeliciano4379 Donald Trump had something to offer (build the wall, drain the swamp, MAGA) and it resonated with people. Klobuchar has literally nothing to offer.

[@fuhquelol]

@Ken Roberts Bill Maher has stated multiple times that he supports Klobuchar in 2020..so this 'Joke' comes off more as wishful thinking, rather than an actual joke lol..

[@PrinceCharmingsMom2930]

heroinhero69 and trump??? Ya that’s what I thought

[@jso6790]

This was Maher's most troubling and, perhaps, accurate warning.

[@bowtiethirteentwenty8627]

Not the first time he has said it.

[@MrDizinteria]

No perhaps about it a year later ...

[@penboyasgod6103]

"Oh, that's right ....... Susan Collins. _She always comes through._ " Can or Does America truly understand satire / facetiousness? Just because there's a bit of humor injected, that doesn't detract from this message's soberness.

[@Jona19824]

I thought comedy was supposed to supply relief? You're scaring me Bill... and I'm not even from the United States.

[@tdsims1963]

True comedy has never really been about providing relief. Think of Shakespeare, Gogol, Aristophanes. Comedy is the mirror image of Tragedy.

[@thesoundsmith]

BE afraid. Be VERY afraid. Dictator Don WILL start WW3 if it helps his reelection campaign. He's tried several times already.

[@LividImp]

Y'all should be scared. If Bill is right and Trump pulls off a coup, it will effect the rest of the world. You think Putin is a problem now? Imagine if his lap dog becomes a dictator.

[@penboyasgod6103]

"You're scaring me Bill..." Good. Then maybe you'll [and others] will actually start thinking about what's happening here.

[@beafreeall7953]

if he incites a riot with his words I hope they arrest him and drag him out with handcuffs on...

[@karakol86]

He needs a swift kick in the ass

[@fatimamirza2100]

Bea FreeAll Not if, like he said, the police and the army are with him. Citizen’s arrest, anyone?! No? Thought so....

[@claireconover]

... which would escalate his already rioting followers into an even bigger frenzy. I hope your goal in that theoretical scenario wasn’t to negate conflict.

[@chicagojonesy]

@@claireconover the left are the rioters

[@ArtGirl82]

Luckily if he's not the POTUS they'll be able to. The peaceful transfer of power during the inauguration is just a formality. The next POTUS can be sworn in by the chief justice pretty much anywhere, like what happened with LBJ after the Kennedy assassination. Once that happens, whether he likes it or not, Trump is no longer the POTUS and if he refuses to leave the WH, then the US Marshalls or some other federal police service, will go in and remove him.

[@WinslowScott]

Pure genius

[@CloudsGirl7]

"Big show, big show..." Sounds like Mr. Tiny Hands has 'show' envy.

[@bobs1130]

I don't agree with a lot of Mayer's ranting, but this was right on the money. We don't need a landslide. Not Me. Us

[@colinjames1734]

Bill Maher you are a crap of shit, a clown artist, a disillusioned brainwashed Trump Hater. All of you suffer from Trump Deranged Syndrome because you all very well know there is absolutely no chance for the Democrats winning the 2020 election. You predicted the same BS prior to Trump standing for Presidency and Trump had the last laugh. You may all have the stupid jokes about him, but TRUMP IS THE 45TH PRESIDENT IN THE USA.

[@utubby3730]

@@colinjames1734 Hello :-)

[@tobiaskohlmaier4538]

Ah yes, the US executive branches: Military, Police and the Bikers

[@TheSaltydog07]

Ask the Rolling Stones about bikers. 😒

[@ArtGirl82]

Wasn't there a Military Times poll taken recently that showed his support among active service members was significantly lower then he was making it out to be? I don't think many service personnel appreciate when he claims they'd commit war crimes on his behalf or when he undermines the justice system in the military by pardoning guys who have committed war crimes.

[@gigistoner8004]

Putin brags about his bikers too. Go figure.

[@tomogden2432]

@@ArtGirl82 - Don Cheeto Corleone has a 42% approval rating and a 50% disapproval rating among active military service members. As a veteran, I'm ashamed to admit his numbers are that good. www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2019/12/17/half-of-active-duty-service-members-are-unhappy-with-trump-new-military-times-poll-shows/

[@sunnylilme]

Think those three groups couldn't overtake us?

[@BobbiCurtis]

Dec. 14, 2020 - You are right again. I knew you were right from the beginning. You've had a following for a long time that knows you're right. When will others start to get it?

[@JessyJ318]

Leave it to Bill to sum everything up perfectly!! ❤️

[@casbot71]

3:00 He doesn't lose, period - other than two marriages … You forgot $400 million secretly given to him by his father tax free.

[@LividImp]

You know how Trump earns a million dollars? He starts with four million.

[@LividImp]

@Jefe Anson Yea, but if dad gave me 400 million I would not run around telling everyone that I "earned" that money and try to convince everyone I'm a business genius. No one is saying they wouldn't take the money, they're saying he's a fucking fraud...which he is. And as far as Trump "creating jobs", the only jobs he created were for casino demolition crews. Just admit it, the guy is a monument failure that had to scam his way through life like a two bit grifter. If he was born poor, he's be currently serving time instead of serving himself at the world's expense.

[@scipioafricanus5871]

@@LividImp Trump creating jobs? That would require to actual pay his employees...

[@smiller2044]

@Rocket Missile Trump could set everyone straight by releasing his taxes, but his Administration is refusing to comply with Congress. As of now, research shows Trump lost quite a bit of money compared to other companies or businessfolk -and lied to get onto Forbes which further created the illusion that he was wealthy and powerful.

[@ubermo1182]

@@LividImp He's a 'flim-flam' man. He would go to the super rich and whisper in their ear "You're special. You're a beautiful human being" so they would pony up the money for his next investment property. Then he'd turn around and cheat his contractors out of their last payments for work done on his building projects. Contractors who were obligated by law to pay their employees for the work, whether the contractors were remunerated or not. That pisses me off thinking about it.....

[@mostlyharmless88]

Bill has been saying this for years now, and he's going to be proven right ... ughh ...

[@catnapper7509]

He has not been right yet...ever!

[@maatcreed4440]

He think people are gonna make amy k president no likes her she polls less than yang and Bloomberg(the guy who made unconventional stop and frisk).

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

Cat Napper where’s your show

[@kellyfehr5240]

@@maatcreed4440 You know Bill IS a comic. That was a joke.

[@manfredoliveras3196]

Everything you said happened word by word, unbelievable.

[@steve1978ger]

When talking about Trump's "tough guys", let's not to forget the soldiers he pre-emptively pardoned when they faced court martial for murder.

[@raylovelace8588]

He and Putin LOVE psychopaths. Maybe I should say they love OTHER psychopaths.

[@LividImp]

To be fair, it was the military that convicted those soldiers in the first place. They were not happy with them. For as bat shit as some of them can be, most of them truly do believe in honor and professionalism.

[@SGGCREATIVES]

@@LividImp Honor and professionalism in mas murder of unarmed people. Yeah sure.

[@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable]

When talking about Democrat's "tough guys", let's not forget DNC owned and controlled *_Hitler Youth antifas,_* which pedophile fascist racist democrats use to violently shut down any opposing views.

[@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable]

@@raylovelace8588 _Pedophile democrats:* _"Earth is flat, billions of genders, women have dicks and men can give birth... Now, let's black face and wear fancy klan outfit, legalize infanticide, stage some fake hate crimes and murder some kid for the crime of smiling"_

[@Max2U]

And “the fool” can’t even quote you easily... I too told my family the same. I don’t believe “the fool” will leave either. He has too many of the personality traits of dictators.

[@MK-285]

Big Show this is why we love you! Saying what needs to be said to those who need to hear it

[@msavina9129]

Idk anyone but Brits that are against it. They just want fair gun legislation, n some want AR type gone.

[@elliotstannard5621]

Your right. He didn't leave.

[@rebeccamaness4245]

“Our servants have not heard the people's voice for generations and it is much, much louder than they care to remember.” ― Alan Moore, V for Vendetta

[@robertmoore6149]

Quit scaring me Bill with realistic predictions of doom. Hopefully during the transition period, he can be "persuaded" to leave. With any luck the Joint Chiefs of Staff will "remind" him before election night, that they serve the office, not the person.

[@thebigh4752]

Ironically, a Russian proverb about corruption and failing systems comes to mind: "The fish rots from the head."

[@tarrynlea]

Wasn't that Scaramucci's line? I thought he made it up, haha!

[@thebigh4752]

@@tarrynlea I heard it from an FBI agent in a documentary. So I would give it some credit at least. It can certainly be true tho...

[@rhyta5042]

@@thebigh4752 It is more likely it is a Mafia saying, given the FBI reference.

[@raylovelace8588]

Also the Chinese: "Fish and unwanted guests stink after three days." It's going to take A LOT of effort to de-stink the White House.

[@sleeping_monkey]

​@@rhyta5042 It's a pretty common folk saying in Russia and other countries, not related to mafia in any way.

[@jeffmunter2916]

It’s scary how accurate this became

[@AndiDuck]

"It must not appear that you're trying to affect the network's news content. That's what you must do, but you must not appear to be doing that. That would be stupid." - President Richard Nixon, ordering staff members to get Bill Moyers's new show on PBS off the air

[@humanonearth1]

Haha well done piece Bill. Bravo. Straight talk for real.

[@gina_st.george]

It was quite evident that Trump can't lose graciously in 2016 when he said, "I'll accept the results of the election...if I win."

[@MrInvertibrate]

Seeing this in hindsight is crazy. I doubted Bill.

[@zarakikon6352]

He's such a sore loser so not surprising.

[@jomocheatham]

The message we need now.

[@fiener42484]

Yes!!!

[@abhinavsrivastav8677]

If Trump loses the election in November, he's not going to leave....oh wait

[@ryanjonathanmartin3933]

That exactly happened. So predictable.

[@rogermonson8224]

U

[@bidmcms3]

Um he left. You unrepentant jackass.

[@johnryan6658]

@@ryanjonathanmartin3933 when? Did I miss the news story where Trump had to be forcibly removed from the White House.

[@zarakikon6352]

He may have left physically but definitely Not mentally. He's STILL WHINING ABOUT IT. And even Instigated an Insurrection to get back in the White House.

[@cshubs]

When 45 loses, he will leave, even if the Secret Service has to duck walk him out of the WH. The Secret Service will have a new boss.

[@desimc89]

Unless your last sentence means what I think it means, Secret Service will have orders not to remove him from the President Trump, as head of the Executive Branch. Trump will say the election results were rigged by Democrats colluding with Russia, China, and Iran.

[@betsyduane3461]

@@desimc89 After Jan 20th he won't be POTUS, he won't have any power

[@Jrpyify]

Secret service wont move a muscle. Of Trump does not concede the election, or will go to the courts. If the courts dont hand it to Trump, he will ignore them. There is simply no real enforcement mechanism for this.

[@betsyduane3461]

Yes there is He will be physically removed by the SS on the order of the new POTUS, Trump can whine and complain all he wants until Jan 20th at noon.

[@davis.fourohfour]

@@Jrpyify exactly. We have no mechanism to deal with an outright coup. No cops, no law, no court, not if he owns them. We are welded to precedent, and there is none.

[@haggus71]

"...support of the military..." Mr Trump, Mad Dog Mattis would like a word with you, as would the Joint Chiefs.

[@LividImp]

Yea, (thankfully) I don't feel like Trump has the support of the top military brass. If anything is going to save our ass it's that. In a coup you almost always need the generals on your side.

[@wiidcat420]

So sickening to see such disregard for democracy, from the “Land of the free”

[@TravelBossNas]

“President elect Klobuchar” is Bill Mahers funniest joke he’s ever said.

[@aj19781978]

I know , so pathetic

[@crypt0nym0ussec57]

President-elect Sanders!

[@michaelrch]

He really means it even though she is absolutely useless and everyone knows it. Centrists are a parody of themselves at this point

[@aj19781978]

@@crypt0nym0ussec57 yes , as long as ultra woke bastards don't fuck it up again .

[@crypt0nym0ussec57]

@@aj19781978 bro I voted Trump after the goofjob last time. I refuse to do so again if Sanders gets his chance.

[@LB-px9td]

Bill is right, they will take him out kicking and screaming

[@TheElectricView]

@ickisistheshitz Send in Canadians and burn the fucker to the ground?

[@kellyberry4173]

YOU DAMN RIGHT

[@2126Eliza]

And put him in a choke hold

[@funwithfidgets1220]

This man is a genius to predict the same thing that's happening nine months later. Wow!! Talk about foresight. Well done Bill Maher.

[@lymer5]

It doesn't really take a genius for this. Trump said it repeatedly and he has a history of claiming something is rigged against him

[@johnryan6658]

What foresight? Trump left office on the exact day he was supposed to.

[@Daosguard]

@@johnryan6658 After causing a riot at the capitol and making baseless claims of fraud about a stolen election. And about 100 fraudulent lawsuits to overturn the election.

[@johnryan6658]

@@Daosguard yet, he left office by his own free will, without being forced out, on the exact day he was supposed to leave. This is the opposite of Bill Maher's repeated claims that "he won't leave." Besides, Democrats claim elections are stolen all the time. They did it when Hillary Clinton lost, when John Kerry lost, and when Al Gore lost. As a matter of fact, since 1968, Democrats have claimed every election they lost that wasn't a landslide was stolen. Look for yourself. www.wsj.com/articles/will-democrats-accept-another-trump-victory-11594405793

[@Daosguard]

@@johnryan6658 You mean after his attempted coup failed to murder everyone in congress? LOL

[@philthiest]

Well this aged magnificently.

[@Rob_Thorsman]

What's the plan? Simple. "Yo, France, can we borrow that guillotine?"

[@TheTomBevis]

Rush's "Bastille Day" jumped into my mind, when I read your comment. That has been happening to me, occasionally, since Regan.

[@abcd123906]

Still used up til 1979!

[@4urluvjones155]

The audience is laughing, but I'm not. Bill's right, this is some serious shit.

[@SecretJanitor]

Then look into this guy kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKfXq4JnhpxmZ7c

[@LukeVisinoni]

I'm not laughing either. He's absolutely fucking right. And the way he convinced me is when he said "try to imagine Trump graciously accepting defeat". I cannot imagine it. No fucking way in a million years that's happening. You think Trump is going to hand over the white house to "a communist", or a "fag" or a "sleepy son of a bitch", or "pocahontis"?? You really can imagine him doing this? No fucking way is that happening. And I used to think well, the rest of the government won't stand for it. But impeachment has shown me that a little less than half the country has decided that he can do whatever he wants and there's nothing anybody can do about it. The 2020 election is going to be really fucking ugly if Trump loses. I have faith in the military that they would ultimately thow his ass out, but not before there was significant violence. Think about it. There is 2 months between election day and the actual transition. There is a LOT of time for shit to go sideways.

[@4urluvjones155]

@@LukeVisinoni to your point about having "faith in the military". I cautiously agree with you because they, the military, swear an oath to the constitution and not to the president, so ultimately they must abide by the election and enforce the results.

[@smiller2044]

@@4urluvjones155 so long as Trump doesn't use Putin-style tactics

[@roberthermann97]

This is projection. It was the Dems who couldn't accept losing the election. "Not my president", "Popular vote", etc etc. So now those same people, afflicted by TDS, are scared the other side is going to do the same thing, only escalate. I'm not a Trump fan, btw.

[@MsBurningheaven]

The Universe Bless Bill Maher

[@2013venjix]

Amen, amen!

[@TheSaltydog07]

@@2013venjix amen.

[@blue24563]

I remember when I first heard Bill say Trump wouldn't leave if he lost and I remember I thought it was such a hysterical thing to say. It's starting to look inevitable he will be forcibly removed.

[@USUG0]

we have just to leave a trail of fried chicken outside the WH

[@bowtiethirteentwenty8627]

@spudnic88 Don't forget his "two scoops" .

[@aaronjohnson718]

What I wouldn't give to see Trump and Bill Maher doing an interview

[@charlesheyburn6498]

Bro this aged like fine wine

[@Jin420]

Watching this Jan 7th, 2021 Bill.... you're dead on 💯💯💯

[@KimM13744]

If Inauguration day comes around and he refuses to leave. He will be a citizen and not the President. Drag his arse out in handcuffs and be done with it.

[@doctorsleep2911]

Good point in a rational country...but this isn't Canada Kimberley

[@desimc89]

Who will drag him out? Congress is divided. The Supreme Court is Republican. The head of the Executive Branch, which has many police agencies, is controlled by Trump and AG Barr. It would have to be state police and then you have a 2nd Civil War since his supporters will protect the White House.

[@jeffphakenewz8556]

Touche.

[@doctorsleep2911]

@James Bond An american insulting the great people of Canada is like a prostitute insulting the queen of england...what a joke.

[@betsyduane3461]

@@desimc89 The SS will, ordered by the new POTUS

[@bernarda3856]

Yep he was warning people that this would happen

[@mikerphone.]

That burn to Klobuchar 😂 Try to imagine, you can't.

[@Peopleofthesun386]

Dude he actually wants Klobuchar he has said it many times

[@SuCKeRPunCH187]

@@Peopleofthesun386 i think he only said it twice.

[@dozog]

I don't have to imagine the burn to Klobuchar, it was literally in the video we just watched. Imagining the actual presidency of Klobuchar isn't half as terrifying as living through a year of a trump presidency. She may not be your ideal candidate, she has tons more experience, can actually make a full sentence and she *does* have a conscience.

[@Fangs1978]

@@dozog Klobuchar, Steyer, Gabbard, Bennet and Delaney are the ones the current poling says Trump will beat. The rest beat him handily. I really don't know why Bill likes her so much. She's the arch typical empty suit politician. Basically Hillary without the name-recognition.

[@dozog]

@@Fangs1978 I basically agree with you. My point is not that she is more electable, but that she has every quality necessary for a good president in double the dose trump has.

[@catcherintherye6479]

This aged like a fine wine 🧠Bill's got a great foresight.