New Rule: Bye Bye Biden | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

The issue with President Biden isn’t if he will be replaced - it's who will replace him.

[@JonnM]

“America will always do the right thing…but only after they’ve tried everything else” Winston Churchill

[@LeighStark-bd9gr]

@JonnM Great quote, Its sad but true.

[@johnteets2921]

Bill Maher can never give up his sick need to view the American Peasantry with contempt, and thus find satisfaction in supporting a party that does nothing anymore except harm them, and he knows will not change.

[@guinsey]

Thanks

[@jedisentinel1499]

Well said

[@RobertJohnson-lb3qz]

Good quote. Thanks for reminding me of the saying. What a sense of humor that guy had...

[@Fathom_VT]

This aged crazy well

[@spirit9091]

America got new tits.

[@jacobnash9755]

Yeah no one has seen Biden in 5 days. His office promised that if he ever dropped out there would be an official announcement made by him from the Oval office with cameras broadcasting it... Instead he dropped out via someone else posting it on his X feed for him... And poof he's gone.

[@rlawrence9838]

Not quite, it's been three days and no ones "over it".

[@frankfahrenheit9537]

@@rlawrence9838 I am

[@lacountess]

Except the part about Kamala being unpopular and no one being excited about her. "We're not getting a superstar," looks like we did. Shit surprised everybody, and it's not even the convention yet.

[@JakysnakyDX]

I'm back and forth on Bill Maher but not going to lie, this cracked me up 😂

[@user-vk7cp1op9p]

Agreed, on all counts!

[@curtraso]

Same!

[@charlotteduncan2810]

Funny and factual.

[@equisde8026]

a terrific monologue, non-stop laughter

[@jeffreyyoung6714]

I’m republican asf but I really enjoy bill maher, he’s intelligent

[@differentfins]

"Homeless people can live anywhere, but they choose California"... omg I laughed out loud

[@tealatata]

It’s the weather

[@tonygrowley5275]

Southern California has year round beautiful weather.

[@TheRogueEmpire]

i live in florida, and the streets are filled with them here, and yet no one cares. i guess cuz its a red state were not supposed to care.

[@202One]

Sunshine & little rain..! 🌴🍻🌅

[@HybridGlobalCitizen]

NOT leaving, see youtube video with title "Biden is NOT LEAVING AI Version of Wolf of Wall Street"

[@michaelconvery8871]

Newsom is the Justin Trudeau of America

[@Eidelmania]

Is that a good or bad thing?

[@inka12877]

@@Eidelmaniabad thing!!! Definitely bad!!!

[@infinitelyexhausted]

@@Eidelmania A very very bad thing.

[@burns281981]

Nah because they who would be Pierre Trudeau, and without Daddy you don't get the son. What I think you mean is that you are ugly and find both of them more attractive then you.

[@greeneyedbaldy]

I wish I could say there's no chance in hell he would win the presidency, but if I did, I'd be in denial.

[@heatherjohnson6672]

"We need some new characters in this sitcom we call a country."

[@deigamohamed707]

😂😂

[@ONEstunnas]

RFK

[@nsu2112]

​@@ONEstunnas He's a character, no doubt.

[@Utoobeh4tesfreespeech]

We got one we like lol... can't speak for you

[@Vbluevital]

You mean horror show, Project 2025.

[@gabeschonman9409]

Who’s here after Biden stepped down?

[@WylafB]

Present.

[@lacountess]

After Kamala rose in the polls. ✋

[@wpatrickw2012]

🙋‍♂️

[@darkendoceans1923]

@@lacountess she only has a 38% chance of winning as of right now

[@lacountess]

​@@darkendoceans1923 What are you talking about? She's leading in national polls and tied in swing states as off today. Update your data.

[@das-9962]

I’m sure nothing in the news cycle will derail this

[@339gabriel]

Biden was pretty sharp making those announcements about what happened

[@gomey70]

it derailed it for about 4 days.

[@ayethein7681]

Why wouldn't California be full of Mexicans? It used to Be Mexico before the US fought a war to take it from them. And has been trying to get rid of them ever since.

[@das-9962]

I’m glad he can have good days/moments but it’s unfortunately clear he’s in a severe cognitive decline. He just forgot his secretary of defense’s name and referred to him as “the black man”

[@konradbrochocki4923]

Well, this comment aged like milk.

[@bernardminge9508]

'She wont just protect plan B, she is plan B". That should be the line for her for sure 😂

[@ar1sm70]

Could you explain the joke? I’m from Europe.

[@charc0al_tv]

@ar1sm70 Plan B is the name of a morning after abortion pill

[@smith2781]

@@ar1sm70She’s the token black lady in the party. Her track record is appalling. She sent people to prison that she shouldn’t have and doesn’t care. Basically if Biden steps down then she’ll be the president so she’s the second plan. Hence no need to protect the second plan because she is the second plan to Biden stepping down.

[@JMacSD]

@@ar1sm70 Plan B is a backup plan. You attempt something using the best method you can think of, it fails - now you try Plan B! Thus K. Harris is USA's Plan B. Also, 'Plan B' or 'the morning after pill' is an emergency contraceptive that a woman can take AFTER having sex to prevent pregnancy. (So using contraceptives should be your plan, but if you fail that, or find a hole in the condom, take Plan B. Plan B is not an abortion pill, it interrupts ovulation by preventing the release of an egg into the uterus, it cannot harm an embryo (egg already released and fertilized).

[@NT-fo3me]

​@ar1sm70 "Plan B" is a euphemism, not sure if it's uniquely American, which means the alternative plan in case your preferred plan falls through. So, Kamala Harris running for President would be the Plan B to Biden. Plan B is also the brand name of an abortion pill a woman can take if pregnancy is detected early enough. So, "she won't just protect Plan B, she IS Plan B"

[@guillermo3564]

We're not a sitcom anymore, we've become a tragedy.

[@HumanHamCube]

Weird we are on season 4, everyone was saying this in season 1

[@petermatthews3729]

More like a dramedy. The stakes are too high to just be a straight comedy, but it would still work as a drama/tragedy with enough humor to undercut some of the tragedy.

[@l.shepard45]

History repeats itself first as a tragedy, then as a farce. we're the farce part actually.

[@user-mg5cm4vs3m]

It's worse than that. Your in American History X: part 2 and the KKK/Neonazis have won and have taken over both parties. At this point I think the Russians have operatives high up in the democratic party and they are pushing a weak lame duck, so they can get the Manturinan candidate voted in. The only people who win when the winner of the US election are Russian, Chinese, North Korean and Iranian. For the love of a safe, free world we need a miracle to happen, or we have no hope l, no hope at all.

[@brewer921]

We're a showtime drama that keeps being renewed even though it sucks.

[@karlnoel4519]

Great prediction. Media and Dem influencers got over it in about 3 hours instead of 3 days tho.

[@brucehalleran1149]

They already had the script ready, like after the debate.

[@whatevernevermind5960]

This aged like fine wine wine

[@prethivee]

Can someone just get rid of the "WOO" guy and that lady in the audience who keeps braying everytime bill says absolutely anything.. They have ruined a lot of new rule segments.. Edit : 1k likes. Bye Bye Bill if you don't fix this. U can't call trump a narcissist when u literally have a paid audience

[@alejandronopasanada5302]

There’s a guy to that laughs but I think they calmed him and there’s also a “whoo” guy that’s absolutely horrible.

[@hamiltoncox7651]

Same annoying "whoo!" guy every week. Must be some sycophantic staffer.​@@alejandronopasanada5302

[@500ccRabbit]

Those people are audience plants

[@forman208]

His audience SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

[@duncansdav]

I HATE the whoo guy

[@edf13]

New Rule, No more Woo Guy. He distracts from the back and that's a fact.

[@CrypticCocktails]

..Jack

[@alexg9727]

cope

[@12428ricky]

I listen to the show on podcast and it’s the same wooo guy and a lady laughing I think it’s a recording

[@JKnksrsly]

did they get a sex change? they used to have a wacky wine-o real big bruiser sounding woman in there

[@Scorp308]

Woo!

[@cdb5001]

OMG that crowd is insufferable. Like a bunch of trained seals prompted to laugh every 10 seconds.

[@brosskitchens]

Yes. I feel like this studio has a laugh light that has a reaction meter, or some shit like that? It's fuckin annoying.

[@user-zk1zy1fy7o]

It's called a laugh track

[@cdb5001]

@@user-zk1zy1fy7o no it isn't. These are real people which makes it even sadder.

[@user-zk1zy1fy7o]

@@cdb5001 dude they have been using the same laugh tracks since the 80s you can tell

[@cdb5001]

@@user-zk1zy1fy7o there are many episodes when the crowd turns on Bill or his guests because they disagree with what they're saying. You've clearly never watched the show.

[@TheInternetFan]

2:44 the VP being quieter than an EV was the best joke! 😆

[@AustinonTwoWheels]

“She’s been quieter than an electric car” 🤣😅

[@SonnyRick]

Biden should remain in the race , age is not a factor as long as you have support and Biden has support , in a fair and free election , you step down when you lose not when your asked to leave , so based on the laws of the US , Biden has the right to run for another 4 years and he should stay in the race , I think Biden can still win , its up to the voters . So fair and free elections need to be put into full force and Biden needs to remain in the election and he might win or lose but stepping down will show weakness , but he should step it up #Biden 2024 / # Blue Wave

[@ANTESDELFINproducer]

That happens when you are so stupid that they won't put you in charge of anything!

[@ImmuneToTrollHate]

Something that I've been saying every time they say that Harris is next in line and should be the one to replace Biden I favor Buttigieg myself He has been the one out there explaining the administrations policies and responding to Biden's critics He has literally been the stand-in VP and I can't think of anything that Harris has done I also like that he served in Afghanistan and speaks 8 friggin languages Imagine how funny it would be if he turns to his interpreter and says, 'Actually, what they said is...'

[@zuzanazuscinova5209]

​@@ImmuneToTrollHatenah. He's gay. That won't fly. Sorry. You need a red blooded male to defeat Trump.

[@Bloodcurling]

Spoiler

[@arkoisagoodboy]

"For whatever reason, Kamala Harris has never been popular." Tulsi gave the list of reasons during the 2020 primaries. It's why Kamala never won a delegate

[@tommyhaynes9157]

I don't like her cause in the 2020 primaries she tried to turn an innocent comment by Biden into a racist thing . There was no reason to play the card other than to try to elevate herself. I was really surprised Biden picked her .

[@peteyoung3124]

It's amazing how quickly people forgot about that. People seemed to forget it by the time she was chosen as VP. But 4 years later, I still haven't forgotten.

[@HumanHamCube]

Could tulsi be DTs VP pick?

[@adamhunter1064]

Tulsi finished her as if it were Mortal Kombat.

[@arkoisagoodboy]

@@HumanHamCube that would be a very unstoppable team.

[@HunterCrain1]

I appreciate Bill for having both sides on his show.

[@rr4298]

For 1 full week

[@HunterCrain1]

@@rr4298nah, he always is fair like that

[@TurfSurf]

Bill was right, news just broke today.

[@elbaumg]

The fake laughers are distracting

[@sairlordmusic]

there is no audience my cousin is in the production team its just a stored sound played with a keyboard

[@whitedevil2]

first time viewer?

[@BassByTheBay]

​@@sairlordmusicBS. There are literally camera angles where you can see the audience.

[@user-de4ty9kg6o]

It's worse than watching " The Jeffersons" in the 80s. Oi !!!

[@roddyboethius1722]

New rule: I'm a pompous old bag of bones. Ok, peeeeple? Reaaly?

[@purplemascara99]

God I hate that "Woo" guy in the audience!

[@Cooliewhistles]

@@purplemascara99 it’s a fing employee. Every show for years

[@hop208]

I can't stop hearing the one woman in the audience who has a forced laugh. I'm surprised Bill doesn't cycle them out. It's become clear that these 2 people work at the show.

[@Cherokee5677]

Yeah, this guy is woo wooing every week

[@FredLord-sp4ym]

Bill is a national treasure. I love that guy. LOL.

[@pavelradev1990]

Ben over there dying of laughter is amazing 🤣

[@265Stan]

The people in the audience deliberately laughing too much and too loud so they can go home and hear themselves when they watch the show are ruining this program.

[@joebarr725]

Maher no longer being funny is ruining the program. The audience is just going along with it.

[@Random_Woman]

Right. That one woman… so annoying lol

[@LeighStark-bd9gr]

Yes I didn't know that three people could be so loud

[@toab]

The sign lit up.

[@AlchemistsTable]

The fact that you're not suggesting she's a plant is very revealing.

[@cwatson4271]

All right, we don’t need to clap after every joke.

[@LeighStark-bd9gr]

Bill Maher was telling jokes, I must have missed that part.

[@robbytoh7792]

It’s canned applause if you don’t laugh they remove you

[@jerryrip]

My point exactly! That's why I can't watch him anymore. That and his idiotic jokes.

[@robertrinehuls9099]

There's always a few knuckleheads who can't resist giving a "Wo-o-o-o-o!!" every chance they get.

[@alexg9727]

you dont need to cope everytime either

[@KristaErrickson]

OMG this audience are trained seals. Bill has done a great job of "laugh, OR ELSE"

[@sharonpiontek9819]

Gotta be Canned Laughter... audience starts laughing before the punchline...

[@romo27]

That's the first time I've ever heard Pritzker referred to as a moderate.

[@joannewolfe5688]

Pritzger is a douche

[@user-rm8lr3tt7m]

Right? Does Bill even know about the guy? He's probably just assuming he's a moderate because nobody talks about him.

[@vallee7966]

Isn’t he?

[@xxFortunadoxx]

@@vallee7966 He definitely is not. He is quite progressive. I voted for him and was in awe of how effective he has been in Illinois. Just a no-nonsense, get things done politician. He'd be a great choice if it weren't already doing an amazing job and for his looks which sadly is a factor.

[@kanepillers8981]

@@xxFortunadoxx Yeh cos orange fatty Trump is such hot stuff.

[@AnnoyingMoose]

While most of the world agrees that the U.S. is a sitcom you should be careful when introducing a new character because that is often when the show jumps the shark.

[@cjkmelee]

Great meaningless analogy

[@jjdvideo]

Good point 🤔

[@jjdvideo]

See cousin Oliver . . .

[@seinfan9]

Great meaningless rebuttal.

[@skywoof7]

@@cjkmelee Your existence is a meaningless analogy

[@No-Proof-of-God1988]

Whoo guy is on form today. He probably got paid extra 😂

[@sophymwangi]

Well Bill you were as always right!

[@sqribe]

this aged better than anyone coulda expected lol

[@zaclovell1709]

Never thought I’d enjoy a segment of Bill Maher, but here we are. 😂

[@bradleywesterford3587]

Harris already has her perfect campaign slogan- 'What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been'

[@hopeewing5583]

She's very anti Israel. So she will not get my vote.

[@aritragupta4182]

What about "Won't someone please think about the children of the community?"

[@IWantBasterds]

The significance of time. Think about it.

[@Pypnlr4ug]

No, it's "I was for Joe before I was against him".....hmmm..."I check all the boxes.".....er, let's try again

[@alekoskouridis9791]

She's an absolute disgrace

[@afaceinthecrowd3652]

The wolf is at the door! About time, folks!

[@gavwilson3413]

Describing Gavin Newsome as not woke is like saying Hitler was a peace lover!

[@vidmasterK1]

What that even mean?

[@idiotidiot5821]

When all is said and done Hitler will have killed less of his people than Newsom has.

[@notreallydavid]

'As an American, I believe it is not enough to have a good time. It is my duty to be seen and heard having a good time.' The Woo! guy

[@TheZackkary1]

Woo! guys are f*cking unbearable

[@Dloweification]

He's more annoying than Batiste's fake laugh on the old Colbert program.

[@mrr5835]

The coworker analogy was spot on 😂

[@Josh-yh5nc]

Let's just be perfectly clear here: Buttigieg didn't "have a baby," he "got a baby."

[@scarization]

Do you also say that to every father, that he got a baby? if not, why the double standard?

[@zekegonzalez3881]

Someones really forcing that laugh in the back hu hu hu hu😂

[@oxxxeee]

ENOUGH WITH THE FAKE CLAP STARTERS!!

[@patchoulijulie7769]

IK hau? Forced

[@PurpleHazeVanNederlands]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

[@5urg3x]

Isn’t it funny how Jon Stewart doesn’t need to do that 😬

[@Skygrey2943]

It's so annoying.

[@xaspirate8060]

@@5urg3x Are you sure?

[@Livefullydotnet]

Some of your best work Bill.

[@rcox54321]

Excellent, funny, and true!

[@elwhiteboy6865]

Ffs turn off the APPLAUSE sign

[@supershinigami1]

But then nobody would applaud because he ain't funny or smart.

[@varunaX]

it really does stop the flow of his talking. very annoying

[@AndriyValdensius-wi8gw]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha woo hoo woo hoo woo hoo ha ha ha ha American political discourse.

[@danielelkadi3499]

For real

[@Nick-ps3mg]

Sorry, Bill loves hearing people laugh at his jokes way too much for that to happen

[@Cbart23]

“Wooohooo” guy hurts the show.

[@wellendowedplatypus9024]

Fuuuuuck, now I can't unhear it.

[@perer005]

Laughtracks are so insulting to viewers.

[@KateBrownYoga-zf3yy]

bill maher hurts the show... who's MORE out of touch -- biden or maher? bill maher, go get your tits done!

[@mangeload]

Pretending to appeal to the majority populace by turning on Biden for the first time in 40 years now that they have no choice but to accept the obvious dementia instead of the continuous lies covering his decline. As if he ever has a chance without cheating the last time. Not to worry, his army of illegals might still give him a chance. They're gonna get to vote too, aren't they?

[@andersandersen6295]

I only heard him after you told me he was there.

[@vernonrozelle74]

Brilliant Maher at his very best !!!

[@OptimisticCynic715]

WOO!!!

[@danab4337]

Omg hysterical 😅 I thought Ben was gonna fart himself trying not to laugh out loud (louder!) 😂

[@d.b.1176]

That audience laughing is so fake.

[@acbentertainment6265]

TRUTH!

[@nickbarcheck1019]

@@acbentertainment6265 That's liberals for ya.

[@michoeljones]

Democrats

[@Ullumma]

​@@nickbarcheck1019he's not liberal

[@karllieck9064]

​@@michoeljonesAs opposed to fascists?

[@alans.philippines]

The fake “WOOOs” + “AHH-HA-HAs” Are absurd.

[@Dems.rizz.kids.in.libraries]

This

[@despawn7663]

What are you taking about?

[@forman208]

@@despawn7663 Lmao, how could you possibly be unclear about that

[@johntechwriter]

Not fake. Forced. And yes, degrading to the content. Kick the bozos off the bus.

[@sateshemrit]

russian bot spotted here

[@WeAreNotSheep2023]

This was a masterpiece Bill! lol!!!

[@jchapwood8547]

Im not a liberal, Im independent but I respect Bill Maher for sticking to his values. He isnt one of the indoctrinated radicals.

[@Lionheartx675]

The audience fake laughs and robotic cheers really takes me out of the show. It’s so noticeable and distracting

[@Ann-sf6od]

Maybe the laughs are dubbed

[@forman208]

Bro, it's intolerable, I genuinely can't even watch the show anymore because of it, even small clips like this.

[@WillPOnya]

​@@forman208 - If I may, are you watching on a laptop or cell phone? Are you listening on a tiny speaker or do you have amplified speakers plugged in to your device?

[@S1513-b6v]

They have those lights that go off that tells them when to laugh. 🥴

[@ericscott9029]

What do you expect? Bill Maher is a never-Trumper talk show host.

[@furlycee]

As someone in the homeless social services field in California… most of America’s homeless are in California and Florida because it’s the only place they won’t LITERALLY DIE IN THE WINTER.

[@nuqwestr]

California, where they also get free phones, medical, dental, tents, and drug paraphernalia. I live across the street from a park in California.

[@ryancappo]

It's also because many states east of the Rockies will give homeless one way bus tickets to California to stay with 'family'... And it is obvious where people would want to live if money was no object.

[@MaryLoren-ri7vk]

If money was no object😟

[@conduit242]

Yeah homeless people die all the time in LITERALLY THE ENTIRE SOUTHERN HALF OF THE US IN WINTER. Ignoramus 🙄

[@conduit242]

Or any other state in the southern half of the US 🙄 🤡

[@unpopularopinionpodcast24]

Hell no Newsome

[@danegrant8927]

that California joke was insane....lol

[@nickali7120]

I always thought there was difference between idiots and haters. After watching, it's confirmed there's no difference.

[@pjcolorado]

And both consider themselves to be high-brow intellectuals!

[@richardmapa2585]

All idiots are haters-but not all haters are idiots..

[@davelassiter392]

According to the New York Times anyone that prefers someone besides Trump or Biden/Harris for president is a double hater. It seems a hater is anyone that doesn’t fall in line, or just disagrees with a certain tribe.

[@beavis4play]

@@richardmapa2585 show me a "hater" that isn't an idiot? anyone who is a hater is someone who refuses to listen to anyone but themselves - and that makes them an idiot.

[@richardmapa2585]

@@beavis4play Trump Haters aren’t idiots. They’re just people who recognize his lies & lack of substance-his unfitness for Office…IOW, these “haters” have the kind of common sense that excludes them from being labeled “idiots “. They prefer someone who speaks Truth Softly (gaffes & all), to someone who Lies Loudly & with great Elan. They also possess the discernment to Hate Trump, yet Condemn his attempted assassination ;- that’s just plain Wrong.

[@rackadactal4466]

Turns out America has become a version 1980s MAD magazine, who knew MAD was prophetic

[@tacoheadmakenzie9311]

Actually, it was about several things.

[@giveematug7093]

Love this comment 😂😂😂😂 so true. Facts. 😂😂😂 " The world is a freak show, and if you live in the U.S. you have a front row ticket!" - George Carlin

[@user-sg7xp2mn4t]

What, me worry?

[@macdonaldukah1680]

The best Bill Maher segment ever!

[@derekriley9650]

Is the "Wooo" guy on the payroll?

[@fintan9218]

They all are staff. Bill isnt funny, its like big bang laugh track

[@moniqueengleman873]

Most of them are. It is not that funny. 😊

[@jpw5820]

just a simpleton lib

[@michwashington]

Yes. Because he doesn’t exist! It’s a laugh track 🙄

[@Chakranimated]

If Bill Maher says Biden will be replaced, then I think it's safe to say Biden will remain the candidate.

[@SquakingOfTheCrows]

why? I dont agree or disagree, I'm just earnestly curious. :)

[@Xmaslightsallyear]

He has no why. It's just a superficial remark.

[@birdsongandblood]

Ha! 😅

[@bosmerfromcanada3878]

Please turn Off your Safe Search and Google the following: "Biden Brezhnev memes and articles. America's Brezhnev Era." Reading and laughing is good for your mind and soul...but the articles are written by actual, real serious, thoughtful people, even if some of them are at little too to the right for my liking.

[@gus4u2c]

Bill Maher also predicted Trump being the Republican candidate for president in 2016 and Trump not leaving peacefully in 2021.

[@davidmcbrayer6458]

You got this one wrong bill. Kamala is on fire!!

[@CherylCronan-lg2rr]

Another one of THEM. WE will laugh last and BEST. She IS popular now !!! 💙💙💙💙💙

[@epiccurious3536]

NEW RULE: Bye Bye Bill if you don't get a REAL audience and dump the fake clappers and woohooers. It's absurd and borderline disgusting as it insults our intelligence.

[@BassByTheBay]

Seriously. And they were really on Shapiro's jock tonight.

[@Please654]

Reminder that Ben Shapiro has dual loyalties and the primary rarely seems to be the United States these days. Candace Owens was fired for calling him out.

[@MrJblow]

As a brit....i find ut very strange. But i feel better knowing you guys dont like the fake laughter and applause after every sentence

[@TheUMIA]

I question how "intelligent" his viewers are.

[@BassByTheBay]

@@MrJblow It's like the North Koreans singing songs to Kim Jong Un. Sing his praises or else.

[@hetaes]

I'd rather Trump than any mentioned, including Michelle Obama. No more Obamas, thank you very much.

[@crazydinosaur8945]

"I'd rather Trump than any mentioned" then you are lost in the MAGA hole. feel sry for ya

[@whatananimal]

This routine is the best I have ever heard from Bill.

[@LionelRWilson]

Bill is extra nice to who he likes and extra mean to who he doesn’t.

[@clairewatson3868]

Yep. Regular person stuff...

[@HRHPrinceFarouk]

Who let Rick Flair into the audience with all the "Wooo!!"?

[@roddyboethius1722]

Bill pays his clapping seals in sardines

[@Eidelmania]

Half the audience is his paid staff. You can hear the same people every episode.

[@ajlemuel969]

😂

[@user-qr2qn3st6d]

@@HRHPrinceFarouk Is Rick Flair still with us?

[@hyperreal]

@@Eidelmania ok pallywood

[@justaguy6824]

Oh boy did he misread the room! Hahaha, if I was Bill I would be so embarressed that I would consider to never come back from hiatus. A lot of people would appreciate that decision, including me.

[@braedenmckean375]

That last line was golden 😂

[@forman208]

Can anyone else not tolerate the show anymore due to his audience? I swear every single week they laugh/clap at EVERY statement he makes, and without fail there's always someone overlaughing or whooing every time he says something. Seriously, go watch his show from pre covid, it's a night and day comparison.

[@malindaallinson5749]

your complaining is ridiculous.

[@joebudi5136]

It's because of fake laughs and a cue card pumped crowd.

[@dongreyeyes1996]

Ok Biden lover

[@user-qr2qn3st6d]

@@dongreyeyes1996 No, dude. That annoyance affects us all. Those people are lame.

[@hmahdavi]

Because they are funny.

[@peterj5022]

Pity that the " WOOOOOO" guy is back yelling in the audience.

[@13RadTV]

It kills the enjoyment of a great show.

[@davidandrews5262]

Youre pathetic. Get over it.

[@multisuperkalel9613]

"Wooo Guys" are often just the show's staff trying to encourage the audience... Gutfeld does it too

[@13RadTV]

@@multisuperkalel9613 definitely has to be. Very familiar voice.

[@davidandrews5262]

@@peterj5022 lol yall Crack me up. Way too observant. Must be a curse.

[@luc0007]

Every punchline theres a guy going Wooooooo!" And laughing with the loudest laugh I've ever heard rofl

[@davidmullis1336]

Conservative Republicans love reality; thus, Bill Maher has my vote, for the currently, most reality facing, least reality fearing, classic liberal. Good Job Bill.

[@AdianPryde-qz5it]

New characters in SITCOM we call a country LMAO

[@Patrick-jx1yo]

“…and 50% of Mexicans.” 😂😆🤣😭

[@Mondfischli]

...ay caramba 😂

[@SonnyRick]

Biden should remain in the race , age is not a factor as long as you have support and Biden has support , in a fair and free election , you step down when you lose not when your asked to leave , so based on the laws of the US , Biden has the right to run for another 4 years and he should stay in the race , I think Biden can still win , its up to the voters . So fair and free elections need to be put into full force and Biden needs to remain in the election and he might win or lose but stepping down will show weakness , but he should step it up #Biden 2024 / # Blue Wave 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🏄‍♂🏄‍♂🏄‍♂🏄‍♂🏄‍♂🏄‍♂

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

WHOOO!!

[@SkiesKurosawa]

What’s funny about replacing American citizens?

[@valevisa8429]

@@SkiesKurosawa Actually it was the opposite,Americans replaced Mexicans in California.But of course you forgot that little fact.

[@chrismontanaro7155]

Real comedians don't have audience plants. In fact, they despise insecure comedians who resort to such things. It's an embarrassment.

[@MiketheCabbie]

"In America, anyone can become President. That's the problem." --St. George Carlin

[@2Bluzin]

Right. Who would have thought America would elect a reality star playing a successful business man who actually had 6 bankruptcies in his past.

[@Garebear85]

Right. I can’t for the life of me figure out why so many idiots think Michelle Obama should even be considered.

[@LeighStark-bd9gr]

@@2Bluzin My God and their going to elect him again!

[@noitall13]

HAHAHAHA!!!!! Good one!, No, Great one!

[@TheResilient5689]

Carlin was well ahead of his time, and still is. He wasn't perfect, but still.

[@chrisdanielson1219]

And everyone says Trump will refuse to step down. Lol

[@fancykarlmarx]

Yes and? His past actions kind of prove it.

[@user-fb5hv2mi9y]

​@@fancykarlmarx Trump wants to stay in so he can pave the way for his son, Barron, to be the youngest vice-president ever. With Daddy at his side to "advise" him what could go wrong? Trump will be president for life. When he passes, Barron will take over. Trump wants to set up a dynasty so that no one ever forgets his name.

[@digitalnomad9985]

@@fancykarlmarx What? Stepping down?

[@fancykarlmarx]

@@digitalnomad9985 yes but now I think I might be misinterpreting what they mean by step down

[@BearMom75]

Meanwhile Obama continues to believe he should be running the country so he does it from behind the scenes.

[@healthyself7941]

At 2:21 Bill says, "I vote for who will win". Are you stupid, Bill? A person's vote should go to the candidate who they think is best qualified, best able to do the job. Voting is not a contest to predict who'll win. It's to select the best person for public office.

[@mariet.sullivan8537]

NOT HARRIS!!!!! We need the rational guy from Pennsylvania, Gov. Josh Shapiro, PLEASE!!!

[@oldbeatpete]

best choice. He's articulate and the black guys won't vote for a woman (of any color).

[@alejandronopasanada5302]

It would get to me if I had a show with so many overly loud fake laughers. Something special about that narcissism.

[@helene420]

I know someone who was in the audience once, they're all coached on the clapping and laughing, the audience are all trained seals.

[@nickbarcheck1019]

@@helene420 Trained seals- a perfect definition of liberalism.

[@realityqueen3173]

That's every show buddy. From Wendy Williams to Oprah to Jerry Springer to Jimmy Fallon ​@@helene420

[@ronblack7870]

i don't even hear it.

[@andrewpratt6852]

Agreed. Horrible and horrible. Kyle Dunnigan has so much material here!

[@sussekind9717]

Who is the guy in the audience who's always yelling, whoooo!, after every joke? Does he have a season pass? Because he always seems to be there.

[@apassagebeyond108]

Probably the guy who writes his jokes.

[@jackdonovan554]

It's one of the camera-men.

[@mattbackus]

I think they pack the crowd with staff members.

[@nojolie]

Hahaha yeah, it sounds like the same guy every show

[@WhatsTheTakeaway]

It's interesting how much attention the guy gets in the comment section. No wonder he is at every show. He is trolling the comment section.

[@Gabriel-ll2iv]

This show is still good after all these years. Still getting views on KZbin. Congrats.

[@ragnarruckus2825]

Pete “fought in Afghanistan” he drove an airport limo for a year.

[@philosopher2king]

Intelligence officer. Keeping your ass safe.

[@jakebarnes1950]

Yes he did! Tell me were you there, No!

[@bethvezzosi5733]

@@philosopher2king - pardon the pun? :)

[@PenguinInguinLodge]

This has the potential to age very poorly.

[@anthonyb7896]

Sure does

[@Mrcliff4]

Your comment has even greater potential

[@tinarhoades3178]

Yes, you're right. Biden will stay in the race--and then the Dems will lose. This is all unbearable.

[@PenguinInguinLodge]

@@Mrcliff4 I’m not the one with a platform of millions of viewers. I made an anonymous KZbin comment.

[@CraigBickerstaff]

Considering his top candidates all support Biden staying in the race I'd say so. Replacing Biden with a candidate late in the game isn't going to make voters say "Oh he or she's new" It's going to make them say "Who?" and then tick the Trump box. And that's assuming they can get their name on the ballot.

[@jonathanbarnes4223]

I can’t figure out which audience member is more annoying, the woman who laughs saying “HUH HUH HUH !!” , or the guy who shouts “WOOOO” !! after every thing Bill Maher says.

[@superjaded1738]

Complaining about someone Laughing, damn. Get over yourself

[@CarolOwen-cj4sq]

You prefer a clapping sound track over allowing others to be who they need to be????

[@adelwijnt249]

​@@CarolOwen-cj4sqIt's a fake laugh, Bill Maher's jokes aren't funny.

[@toddmurphy390]

@@adelwijnt249weird Ben Shapiro was laughing at some of his jokes. They come in different flavours not just to suit individuals.

[@CC-hv5hk]

Bill pays them. He needs that to feed his ego .

[@chrisdurham1144]

This is the most hysterical thing I've seen in a long time.

[@bradwest4821]

JB Pritzkernizzle ... now there's a real piece of work

[@petebondurant58]

J.B. Pritzker is NOT moderate...in any way, shape or form.

[@malk67]

True, his shape is the Form of a Hutt....Jabba the Hutt.

[@jeannekomiss6564]

​@malk67 what are you 12?

[@observer3232]

There's not one single high profile Democrat who is with the exception of Joe Manchin.

[@damitzdesign]

I live in Illinois and no, he’s definitely not a moderate 😂

[@dthomas9230]

@@observer3232 Manchin has always been a republican, not a moderate DEmocrat. He could've ended the electoral college with BBB and refused..

[@Ahmedkhan8802]

I noticed Mr. "Whooooooo" and his brother were in the audience, going full-on at every remark Maher made.

[@chepiba10]

Fake audience member that I’ve been hearing for several years 🤥🤥

[@andrewsmith3257]

What are they howling about? Dems are getting destroyed in November

[@chrino21]

And Bill always jumps in surprise. At 4:36, the rare “Quintuple WOO”.

[@matthewklahn3204]

Who fucking cares

[@Ahmedkhan8802]

@@matthewklahn3204 Many, many viewers do. Whooping is a holdover from junior high.

[@marysatterwhite1982]

Pete Butt pretends to ride bicycle to work for points with climate greenies. 😂

[@williamacevedo1002]

WE LOVE BILL, HE IS VERY REAL AND HILARIOUS, TRUMP WINS 2024

[@gamorah1]

Newsom is a slimeball. I live in CA, this state is a mess. It's very sad.

[@nuqwestr]

Yeah, instead of staying here working on Prop 47 reform, he was in MI doing interviews to be the presidential candidate. He's a snake.

[@Findpepperbridge]

Yeah, I’d never vote for him. I live in California too. He’s EXTREMELY left wing

[@thrill2020]

Move clown

[@JamesASharp]

I never voted 🗳 for that devil, so my conscience is clear.

[@2011hwalker]

oh yeah and Texas is *thriving* isnt it?? Houston had millions without power for week after one storm. Texas is a dumpster.

[@ackimchibale]

Take a shot every time someone shouts, "Whoooo!"

[@kjamison5951]

That happened in Butler, Pa.

[@ackimchibale]

@kjamison5951 good one 😂

[@natewilson111]

I did, now I'm ded

[@Sevenduece]

Ric Flair in the audience?

[@gomey70]

dude this isn''t a Trump rally.

[@michaelnoviello6302]

You may not want Trump....But you are getting him!!

[@thedistinguishfisherman6533]

There seems to be one particular member in the audience that has such an annoying laugh

[@Piden-l4b]

It’s Kamala Harris

[@ANTESDELFINproducer]

Dems are toast! 🫓

[@classylady107]

I’m excited for all the new Maya Rudolph SNL skits!!!😂

[@adellharrydesigns]

She just needs a LOT more exposure. I've never seen her on TV or the internet speaking ever

[@Gauge-ed5yl]

The Cartoon Seagull laughing from Family Guy would be a better change.