"I'm a CEO of companies, dude!" | Ohio Anger Problem Gets Arrested

Vermilion, Ohio - On May 25, 2020 Dorsey Michael Fields was arrested by officers of the Vermilion Police Department on charges of....
Impersonating a peace officer;
Having weapons while under disability;
Using weapons while intoxicated;
Improperly handling firearms in a motor vehicle;
Possession of Schedule I or II substance;
Possession of Schedule III, IV... substance;
Restrictions on depositing litter on public property;
Open container liquor - Operator;
Driving under OVI suspension;
OVI;
Failure to stay in marked lanes, and
Lighted lights required.
Quite the list.
Not explained in this footage, however, is the basis for the "Impersonating a Peace Officer" charge. Let's fill in the gap:
Among the many items found during the inventory of Fields' vehicle were a police- style uniform outer carrier vest with body armor with the name "J.A. DeAngelis" embroidered on it. Also present were a variety of firearms. Next to the vest on the seat was a baseball hat which had the word "POLICE" embroidered on it in gold stitching. Underneath the bulletproof vest was a six-pack box of Coors Light beer with only one full beer inside. Underneath the front passenger seat was a full bottle of vodka, which appeared unopened. There was more, but that's plenty for our purposes.
A few hours after Fields' arrest, a man contacted the Vermilion Police Department to file the following report:
"A large white vehicle with one headlight stopped and sat at Hanover Square Park and parked for 5-10 minutes. He (the driver) approached our party after he had overheard our conversation about Texas, and my son is about to go to boot camp there. He pulled out his wallet and flashlight and said, "I'm from Texas", showing his wallet. We could not see it. [ ] asked him, why are you wearing this heavy vest? Isn't it hot? "I'M A POLICEMAN," he said. I asked him "If you are a policeman, why are you carrying a beer and a gun?" I walked over to him, put a hand on his shoulder, and asked him to leave. He asked "WHY?" I said I did not want any firearms on my property. He told me not to touch him. I told him again to leave my property, no guns allowed. He said, "What do you think I'm going to do, go "Dommer" on you?" While walking away, he threw his Coors bottle in the park. He started his car and sped off."
Evidence at the scene tied the incident to Fields. Whose license was already suspended for a separate OVI incident not long before this one.
Drive sober.
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[@JamesSmith-iv6ip]

I have a feeling that this guy is exactly the same even when sober.

[@josealqueres]

I would bet he is even worse when he is sober.

[@harryb2072]

Probably has a lot of TapouT and Affliction attire.

[@philhunt9297]

Is it only me??? That's thinking he's related by blood to Jeremy DeWitte - the only thing missing was the word Sergeant

[@Mysucculentchinesemeal]

I have the same feeling.

[@chrisfegan81]

I'd say way worse

[@staceyshaffer180]

I googled this incident, they searched his vehicle and found a police uniform that belonged to a retired cop, he was impersonating a LEO. They also found prescription drugs, beer, liquor, three guns and ammo. The arrogance is just mind blowing!

[@twodogstudiomt]

That explains why he was trying to obstruct.

[@BigMoney23223]

I find it sad how people who couldn’t pass the psyche examination if they applied to be a cop, always think they can outsmart real cops. And you know they don’t even consider applying cause they KNOW they will fail miserably, and yet they are ready to go 10 rounds with veterans who have 20 years on the force. You’re GOING TO LOSE idiot, just shut up and save a little face

[@usmcchrisg]

Laws for thee not for me. Needledick anthem.

[@Asylar343]

One of the first things out of his mouth. "I drink beers, I don't drink liquor." Lies from start to finish with this guy.

[@Kifflington]

@@usmcchrisg I came to these comments to say 'Serious small dick energy off this guy' then saw your comment. Napoleon complex or some shit...

[@Amber93012]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen somebody apologize and continue their behavior so many times in a row

[@rosebudbaxter4671]

Right?! I was laughing soooo hard at that. "You cocksuckers! Well, you're not a cocksucker. I'm a CEO of companies."

[@radfoo72]

He can't decide if he wants to be passive or aggressive so when he's not aggressive he's putting up a friendly facade and then he switches back to aggressive. Nope. Already shown his true colors😂

[@kimberlyelliott7933]

Keep watching these drunk arrests you probably will 😂

[@bidennyou1093]

This guy is MANIPULATIVE Con Artist.

[@bullcrap9409]

“Grrrrrr! ……Sorry!”

[@brownskinb5084]

1st time I seen a CEO riding in a car like that. So refreshing to see the humbleness 🙏🏾

[@UnicornTears12]

​@@jordanmartin9086based on this guy's attitude do you really think he wouldn't be driving a luxury car if he could? This guy is so narcissistic and arrogant you can bet good money he'd be driving something flashy if he had the money. But yes he is a CEO. Of a tiny food wholesaler with

[@LizLaenger]

Ikr😂😂

[@ratboy4169]

Exactly. The car says “handyman” work vehicle. He probably a drunk maintenance guy. 😂

[@UnicornTears12]

@@ratboy4169 did you not hear that he's a "CEO of companies"? He made it very clear many many times.

[@ratboy4169]

@@UnicornTears12 yeah, he cuts grass, he paints & he’s a handyman. There’s three different companies, he’s probably got another 5 companies he’s failed to mention. 😂

[@Sm0rt]

I was a CEO once as well. Best damn lemonade stand on the block.

[@jamstagerable]

🤣🤣🤣

[@cletusthe1st]

😂🤣

[@justinheape256]

I currently am the CEO of my kids pool cleaning company As in get the eff outside and clean the pool 😂😂

[@270wsm140gr]

Haha 👏

[@spitfire3984]

Wonder if this dude is a CEO? I think he’s a CEO...he should’ve told them if he is.

[@yorgfigure6164]

LOL when he started growling at him and the cop goes "Don't start" is exactly how'd you talk to a dog or any pet

[@NW-iw2rb]

He stops growling for a second and then starts again until the cops like "ur rlly gonna growl like an animal"

[@bbrriiaannaa]

Or a child 💀

[@skinnybuddha8988]

It means I love you in dinosaur

[@jarenjay9667]

@@skinnybuddha8988 lol

[@infinitemarcus9384]

Literally😂😂

[@isaaccoote2874]

Police can't keep getting away with treating CEOs of companies like this.

[@DanielGonzalez-vj4dg]

The audacity!!

[@BryanBenoitPhoto]

Just imagine having to deal with this guy on a day to day basis.

[@nerdybirdy420]

He wreaks of micromanagement material lol

[@rexstetson1717]

No thank you. I’d rather not imagine so so awful.

[@bjkarana]

He's the smartest guy in an empty room.

[@boozypixels]

Maybe in a brick room, but drywall is probably more intelligent

[@AskRemy]

ahh, I dunno - tough call

[@louismartinez7006]

Thats funny I'm going to use that

[@chetchelios7614]

@@louismartinez7006 he still wouldn't be the smartest guy in the room if the room was completely empty

[@julesasher105]

Lmao!

[@annakev8088]

Growing up is realizing that a bunch of other adults never grew out of their toddler phase.

[@Paula-zt9ol]

THANK YOU

[@tmoney0212]

soo true man

[@annakev8088]

@@tmoney0212 it’s disappointing

[@sagittarius_a_starr]

expand that into a book... you'll sell millions

[@solveigkorneliussen481]

Its always everybody else until its you 😉

[@Celestial2107]

"thank my four sons for their service" mf is taking "living vicariously through my children" to a whole new level

[@sharongreen1366]

How was the officer supposed to know he had sons in service? 🙄 this guy

[@MidnightSonnet]

"Sure, I'll thank them when I see them. In the meantime, shut the hell up and get in the damn car."

[@baronhelius4596]

Probably doesn’t even has kids. And if he does they probably don’t talk to him anymore. Can you imagine having this asshole as a father?? Yikes.

[@AB-nk5wv]

Dude accomplished asking a combat veteran to thank others for their service. That is very impressive.

[@heidi710]

What police officers has to go through sometimes is incredible, I don’t think I could do it

[@AB-nk5wv]

7:24 really you’re grunting like an animal?

[@MrKKmusic]

Wow, that was painful to watch. This guy pulled out the world’s largest shovel and just started digging

[@sirburr6602]

He got in an excavator that wasn't a shovel 💀

[@Ms_Tania]

Amen!! Truth be told!!

[@devoted2thaentertainment207]

@@sirburr6602 😂 a hilariously good point damn

[@gorillaau]

Revoke his shovel licence... err wooden handled digging implement.

[@markkover8040]

@@gorillaau They could have added the charge of operating a large excavator without a license. LOL

[@jaykay1053]

8 minutes in and so far this officer is striking the optimal balance between being relatable and authoritative. "Really? You're grunting like an animal?" was the greatest way to break that tension.

[@lordvishnu8172]

Don't start...

[@manbunmyname5866]

7:23 Growling... 🤣

[@lordvishnu8172]

@Coldone That's what the officer says to the growling guy, he says, "Don't start!" It's amazing.

[@d3l3tes00n]

He's seen it before

[@Loregasmo]

Honestly though, the cop was pretty dumb and the guy was just pointing it out. Issue a breathalyzer and shut the hell up. It’s straight to the point and no one can argue against it.

[@bukaniusinawo]

So sad for the four sons he raised, he must be such an awful person to be around

[@carissalemire9683]

All 4 webt into the service. I bet home life was awesome

[@FreedomAndJustice4All]

That's a very judgmental assumption.

[@greatslambino]

Can you imagine a guy this obsessed with authority being someone’s boss?

[@Mikeanglo]

Yes. I've HAD bosses like this prick. Happens more often than you'd think.

[@poopiedogonion]

who knew that the highest form of comedy would eventually come from police body cams

[@dyates6380]

LOL. Yes!!!!!!

[@codeblue2532]

Yo poopiedog, I fell out of my chair on that one.....

[@brucetucker4847]

It's comedy gold, but man I wouldn't have the patience to deal with these jokers.

[@xPooogle515]

It’s almost like there are literally no drawbacks to making them mandatory nationwide

[@asanjur67]

This is the American “Canaca” look for canaca in KZbin.

[@glennielsen]

This guy HATES not being in control. He's so used to being in control that the split second he realizes that he's not in control, he becomes a monster.

[@alexrosado3890]

@Jake Stockton your wish is my command mr field sir. Thank you so much for the job sir. You're the greatest.

[@angeloriggi6370]

100%

[@zone47]

The guy is possessed! The growling, the outbursts of anger, he is being controlled at points....in and out.

[@bayly1977]

Only in control at home. Small man syndrome

[@thtprettybihh]

because we should always be in control. i would’ve been more pressed than he was. people don’t get to boss you around. we are all equals and they shouldn’t be above us it’s not fair and it’s cruel.

[@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971]

I hate it when people try to use being a veteran as an excuse for special treatment. I can't even bring myself to ask for a military discount when I'm at the store cause I'd just feel like I'm being "that guy."

[@johndavis7078]

Not at all buddy, use that discount! Especially on big ticket items! I saved quite a bit on a new toilet, I think of saving money every time I flush. Plus it shows the stores bean counters that they should be happy to offer a discount to the vets. Otherwise they could be speaking German or Japanese.

[@personified3500]

The discount exists for a reason

[@eriktout5084]

YOU DESERVE SOOOOO MUCH MORE THAN A LITTLE DISCOUNT!!! Also,THANK YOU.

[@rexstetson1717]

I run a pet food store and we love our veterans, police and fire fighters. I always ask if you’re one so you don’t have to. 10% off seems like an easy trade for the sacrifice you and your families make on behalf of me and mine.

[@mrhumboldthippy]

Thank you for your service

[@levih-qx3eb]

“You’re not my boss” big child energy

[@shimsham9113]

as someone from Cleveland I thought I recognized this guy... then I got a closer look and knew he was the CEO of companies

[@icantthinkofaname15]

Lmao

[@hab8704]

😂😂😂

[@thomasmckendry8566]

Lol

[@debswatching]

I’m from Bay Village, so it took me several minutes to figure out he was CEO material.

[@sharongreen1366]

Lmao

[@RaceOplasmaz]

Cop called him out for grunting like an animal 10/10 police work

[@Lion_Rey]

@@steveddad4385 who said anything about race?

[@jpmnky]

That's a side effect of long time opiate use.

[@cw5451]

That was PRICELESS! 😂 😂 😂

[@guyrandom1]

LMAO!!!!

[@alexdrake9931]

They had better quarantine him for rabies back at the station. Lol

[@jeanineruby]

It's clear this drunk is trying to control the situation and when it doesn't go his way he gets rude and angry. Every excuse in the world to not take a test. Threatening and obnoxious. He's stalling hoping the effects of alcohol will wear off.

[@michdoug1]

Exactly, he’s rather amusing too bad he can’t put him in the summer for a month.

[@Katrina-qs2rl]

I can't tell what makes LE think he's drunk.

[@ibentTube]

Typical behavior… Edit: he’s clearly going in and out of narcissistic fits. He may even believe he’s outsmarting the cops by being disruptive. It’s so interesting to watch honestly

[@elsquibbs]

When your CEO has gangrene and a $400 car, it's time to move on.

[@proREFbrder]

🤣👊

[@nicka7432]

It sounds like a few different CEO's

[@wertiaaudit5746]

Didn't Jeff Bezos drive a shitty car for years even when he was super rich . Stop judging people cars

[@R6-D2]

@@kickingfatality lmao

[@lauryn7840]

Lol

[@DudeDude491]

How dare they pull over the CEO of Companies…What a mess

[@MsNikkieMichelle]

😄😄

[@jameshayden3952]

I feel terrible,,, I'm from Dallas and don't recognize him...sorry, my bad.

[@retroguy9494]

Dude looks like he's the CEO of a workshop at the North Pole and his employees are all elves! 😂🤣

[@Zalzany]

@@retroguy9494 With that car looks like he CEO of company that steals scrap and sells it lol

[@retroguy9494]

@@Zalzany DUDE! 😂🤣👍

[@tyler6722]

"You're staring at me like you're a big dawg. You're not a big dawg. I'm a big dawg" 😂😂😂 dude I can't believe people really act like this unironically

[@avidlyathena]

Deluuuusional! 😵‍💫🫠🙄

[@davex1424]

@7:22 so much respect for this officer not bursting out laughing at an old, bald, fat dude who's had heart surgery trying to look threatening and growling 🤣

[@thtswhtshesai6d9]

You can tell how big of a narcissist he is when he keeps naming every possible thing to make him appear more powerful/authoritative than the police: military, CEO, wife owns vermillion, kids are military, he played football, his attorney is the state prosecutor, he’s best friends with the sherif, he’s older, he’s taller, he has more money etc. And he gets madder and madder after each one when the cops don’t give a reaction. He knows he’s digging himself a hole but he physically can’t stop himself from being an asshole.

[@Kimmy234L]

🎯💯 Totally....the two worst things you can do to a Narcissist is, Ignore and Leave them.

[@trappistpreserves]

I know. He's amazing! I wish he would ask me out to the dinner and a movie!

[@existentiald562]

His dad worked at Nintendo back in the day

[@kinddave27]

My kind of guy

[@ktkat1949]

AND he dyes his beard. Now that is special if a little odd?

[@tylerscherer9218]

i am crying when he started to growl at the cop lmao

[@Mike-qt1bn]

7:20

[@noelleadams4182]

@@Mike-qt1bn you’re a hero.

[@Mike-qt1bn]

@@noelleadams4182 i'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe

[@SmeezyWRLD]

@@Mike-qt1bn you’re appreciated

[@thaloblue]

“Don’t start.” Possibly the funniest line besides “I think I’m taller than you.”

[@niki2104-]

“I’m a big dog” two min later…“I’ve got medical issue’s, please go slow”😂😂😢 the patience is amazing and frustrating to watch :)

[@nilsmclellan868]

Living with him must be a real rollercoaster

[@austiniscoolduh]

Definitely a narcissist. The way he acts all nice and personable and then flips once something doesn’t go his way. I hate people like that

[@ZeranZeran]

YOU NEED TO THANK MY SONS RIGHT NOW, WERE YOU IN SOMALIA!? I love how the cop just shut his bullshit down.

[@nathanwhiting5475]

Thats not what narcissist means lol. You described bipolar disorder.

[@austiniscoolduh]

@@nathanwhiting5475 that’s not what it means, but that’s how they act. Same with bipolar

[@A_Frog_from_mars12]

@@austiniscoolduh bipolar episodes usually last weeks or months, not a few minutes. I think you hit the nail on the head with the narcissist theory. Hes totally a malignant narcissist.

[@bigchefdog]

A literal fucking man child lmaooo it was so hilarious to watch his ego get shattered

[@joshuagreen2976]

In my state, it costs $19 for a business license. You too can be a CEO of companies for the starting fee of $19.

[@johnv5211]

🤣

[@brininahoward5445]

👏👏👏

[@sundromos9456]

Optional wrist doodads included in the package.

[@pvtjoker468]

Nineteen dollars? In my state it's $20. I wonder what my state is doing with that extra dollar?

[@danielescobar7618]

damn it's 100$ here.

[@samgolab8146]

‘CEO of companies’ driving that car 😂

[@timeworncypress]

This cop had such a great attitude the entire time 😂

[@SarahLovesBoobahandErEr]

I love how he’s telling the cops to settle down whilst he’s screaming and carrying on like a damn 3 year old.

[@ericweiler6571]

LOL!!! So true. So true!

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

I do security, 👮🏻‍♂️. I've seen people pull these stunts, behaviors all the time. Skill, proper training, experienced helps too. You can do field interviews or deal with the public but about 20-30% of the time you might get a person who acts irractic, aggressive.

[@stevenwest000]

Yeh very true and I believe there’s a word “hypocrite” in the dictionary 😂

[@carlrosa1130]

Imagine telling people you are a 'CEO of Companies' while wearing pants that don't fit and a $300 car with a broken window.

[@AH6man]

Baaaad exhaust leak too

[@BigBurden]

Imagine thinking that you need designer clothes and expensive cars to be a CEO.

[@carlrosa1130]

@@BigBurden Guess what, Pigbody - someone gets to become a CEO by doing things that make sense...not wearing pants that are two sizes too small while driving a $300 car while trying to convince someone they are the 'CEO of Companies.' If you buy that, I feel for you.

[@ThaGVPSon]

I think those qualities u mentioned are more likely to be had by corporate ceos actually

[@Makaveli_4000]

He was auditioning for undercover boss!

[@lyndsayasia7939]

It is so hard for this guy to follow authority. Could u imagine working w this guy

[@RayRayHam]

That grunt after the cop said “don’t start” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@EternaIWait]

I lost it when he growled and the cop goes "Don't start" as if he's scolding his dog.

[@Kehsejogi]

grrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh......oh .don't start...

[@Horizon301.]

When he started grunting, that response was brilliant. “You really gonna start grunting like an animal” 🤣

[@tahjjones7311]

😂

[@terrystop5307]

Steve Ddad I think you’re alone there. Try to put yourself in the cop’s shoes, if you can. Why would he possibly want to make things more difficult and dangerous for himself? He makes arrests every day. This guy is not special to him, IMO.

[@defaultusername2371]

Steve Ddad why is this about a white man ? Calm down ken

[@Rick-jf5bd]

@@steveddad4385 with this context nothing. Stupid comment on ur part dude

[@juliorivera5667]

Steve Ddad yea the black man would of got shot for it 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@jimmycsays]

This DUI test was not whether or not he'd walk the line or hold his foot up, it was to see if he would ever shut the hell up. And he failed.

[@Michael713TX]

9:34 😂😂😂😂 the wink and nod he gives to the cop

[@scottulrich2725]

This guy is so drunk he's pretty much arguing with himself.

[@BoHolbo]

But the really important question, is whether that means he’ll usually win, or lose those arguments?😂

[@asd123543666]

No he's not drunk

[@asd123543666]

He passed the eye test

[@dipfuk]

He’s bipolar, not heavily intoxicated. He needs help.

[@charlieswango9763]

@@dipfuk he's impersonating an officer. Carrying a weapon while drinking. Driving while drinking. Starting shit at a party dressed as a cop. Whether he's manic or not he's dangerous.

[@cheehee808_]

Honestly, this cop seems chill af especially with how irate this dude was being.

[@OShackHennessy]

He really was very patient and polite with this tool bag

[@rosemaryus-ct6151]

if u really want to piss an angry person off, be very polite no matter what they say. it kills them to not get a rise out of u or make u lose control so they can be a victim again.

[@gubberfuck]

probably afraid he is actually rich. if you are rich you are above the law

[@ronaldcatullus]

Eh, he was getting a little testy with the guy. Certainly not chill but not egregiously so

[@Swisslady49]

a perfect example of a narcisist.

[@dylantaft1867]

This cop is more patient than most.

[@party4keeps28]

I can't imagine why his wife left him...

[@mwindanji6714]

I cant imagine why she married him ...

[@captainfangle2245]

Lennard Fischer nah some girl in the comments said it was her step dad

[@johnsampson6387]

Probably because he's fat and bald.

[@degen9300]

Nah it’s cause he’s the ceo of companies DUDE!

[@dgmaffi]

He wears a pair of glasses for each company he is CEO of.

[@bocabec6744]

What's with that bandana wrist wrap anyway? Lucky woman who found this knuckle-head.

[@Stinking82]

LOL

[@maliklotto7982]

lmao

[@danielsarn3823]

"Ohio asshole gets arrested" 😂😂😂 Thats got to be the most classic intro ever.

[@sarah-janecollins330]

The side eyes and growling reminded me so much of my brother when he is drunk 🤣🤦‍♀️

[@LouieNJ]

"I'm getting bored dude" -- Weird, I'm pretty entertained on this side of the camera.

[@kimberlygagnon-rix-sletten1443]

😂😂😂

[@jpk2145]

I had a good chuckle from this comment 😂

[@dextermarley8645]

Lol. This is hilarious. I like when he said ( Your not 45) and the officer said ( Younger than that), the way the officer said it was so funny!!!!!

[@manictiger]

In this round of humanity, we have on the left corner: Ego. On the right hand corner, we have: Fate. Who will win? Find out, in this round of Humanity!

[@robertwhitey6621]

I’m sure this cop knew exactly what he was dealing with in the first 60 seconds of talking to him.

[@angus9021]

He drives a 30 year old care with windows that don't work, because he's a high powered CEO!!! 🤣😂

[@Katrina-qs2rl]

It's a disguise don't ya know!

[@fergalstackstreams]

On behalf of the state of Ohio, I would like to rescind this man's residency for being an embarrassment to its citizens. Dude has a heart condition, a broken ankle, gangrene in his finger. It's a miracle he's alive.

[@beanacomputer]

Oh my God he actually grunted, like an animal, at a police officer. This is precious.

[@magnusgranskau7487]

nono no not like an animal, he grunted like ceo of companies

[@actualevents4621]

His wife is obviously not sharing that million. That's a sad looking car.

[@rp573]

VNT inc cmon man it’s a classic

[@BlendedFamilyMan]

The millionaire next door. 😂

[@actualevents4621]

@@rp573 High end CEO"s like him are in the know on what cars will be hot classics in 40 years. Smart investment on his part.

[@ParanormalEncyclopedia]

If you really think his wife has a million I have a bridge for sale.

[@praetorxian]

I think he said "My wife owns Vermillion" Ie. The town they are in.

[@Blackbeard2k]

This guy growled at him LMFAO IM DONE

[@kevinloyer1205]

I dont want to be within a 1,000 miles of this guy. Unbelievable

[@malaysiaairlinesflight3706]

All the sudden everyone has medical issues once they get arrested lol

[@gearreviewwithswampy5794]

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 yep it seems like it

[@neidhawk]

Until he says "take your guns off and we'll see who's champ" or whatever the fuck he screamed.

[@gearreviewwithswampy5794]

Then you call ems sir is everything ok yep

[@brussell639]

I can't do the walk and turn or one leg stand very well. I don't really have any injuries, I just have shitty balance.

[@angiemitchell5316]

And its always heart problems lol

[@louis5668]

He's acting real tough for someone who acts like he's gonna shatter if he's not gingerly placed into the car

[@egsoo]

My dad taught me this is what it looks like when someone thinks they're "all that and a bag of chips"

[@emilegriffith1473]

This is what somebody who suffers from extreme mental problems looks like. He is actually insecure and doesn't think highly of himself, that's why he gets so angry because he's frustrated with himself and shortcomings.

[@hossamgebeily]

One of my all time fav KZbin videos. Legendary!

[@gavinnason4986]

Cop pulls me over "I own a dog dude i can't believe you would do this to a dog owner"

[@lizelleswart6327]

Lol that’s the funniest

[@remotelylucy]

Omg funny comment

[@sammmyDaviS]

Okay please tell me you have seen Clairl on this channel her and the dog 🐕 had a DAY

[@CoosArse]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ckarlgo]

"I don't mean to be an ahole." Yet you are very, very accomplished at it.

[@HowDeeDo]

It just comes naturally for him. Some people got it, some people don’t 🤣😂

[@katiobrien7854]

Yeah, but he didn't mean to be accomplished at it. 😆😆😆

[@cash2210]

cKarlGo I think “arrogant prick” works, too.

[@matthewdowd4686]

🤣

[@etiennedegaulle3817]

It comes naturally.

[@Seattle_Kiwi]

This one is scary. Thank you officers.

[@thomasclark9517]

Notice- “To walk the line, can I take my shoes off?” “Sure.” “Oh yeah? Well what if I don’t?”

[@cykappa6479]

"You guys make me nervous" says the dude that got arrested by the nicest officer lol

[@SlapthePissouttayew]

AND has a Combat Engineer hat.

[@SilvaDreams]

@@SlapthePissouttayew It's not hard to get 2nd hand stuff

[@Brian-wg9wk]

...should have said "drunk driving and getting caught makes me nervous"

[@cleankeys4962]

@@Brian-wg9wk dang it Brian, that was going to be my comment

[@wessmall7957]

IDK, the cops tone was kinda rude and presumptive from the start

[@goingsnakeh.spiritchaser5413]

"you're not a big dog... I'm a big dog!" Anybody who talks like that instantly loses all credibility with me.

[@Linkolite]

His ego is a festering tumor.

[@bibsythecottonelf7147]

And is in fact, not a big dog 😂

[@troyrussell177]

He's means bitch, not dog.

[@alexrosado3890]

Woof woof

[@jimmorris9621]

I didn't lose credibility with you, you lost credibility with me... Hehehehe

[@SuperNova-43]

That intro to these videos is a catchy little jingle 🤘🏻

[@evannunsince9357]

Fastest way to tell if someone is scared is for them to say they aren't scared.

[@knowthycell]

It’s like his ego is being waterboarded.

[@thelight6166]

Hahaha golden

[@magus1017]

This comment needs more likes lmao

[@joehoey6337]

lol

[@1dudecrush]

That was the best description I’ve ever fucking heard holy shit

[@chubbywife8617]

😂😂😂

[@LarryXLR]

"Thank my 4 sons for their service." The cop was a veteran and this dude still had to make it about him. lmao

[@ItsAllAboutPerspective375]

Well, that's classic narcissism for you.

[@dwightrenfield2241]

@@ItsAllAboutPerspective375 It's not definitively narcissism. KZbin psych experts out here need to give it a rest. The guy is just an overblown, belligerent drunk.

[@ItsAllAboutPerspective375]

@@dwightrenfield2241 Well, I was adopted into a family with four different members who have clinical Narcissistic Personality Disorder, then later on studied it in Psychology. But you believe as you wish. Though I don't know what experience you have with it, if any. I'm certainly not the only one here who intimately understands the disease, it's behaviors, and abuse here in the comments. I never said "definitely", but I'd bet good money on it.

[@AxelSpott]

@@ItsAllAboutPerspective375 textbook case honestly.

[@ThanksforcensoringmeYoutube]

@@dwightrenfield2241 if it was based on that statement alone it might not be “definitely narcissism”, but coming from an alcoholic who hasn’t had a drink in almost 4 years, I definitely wasn’t running around pretending to be a CEO or trying to one-up people’s service. Dude sends off serious narcissistic vibes. The alcohol is just making the real him come out. Edit: Just finished the video. “You’re not a big dog, I’m a big dog.” Yeah, totally not a narcissist.

[@san.quentinm669]

You scare me, you re making me unconfortable, I don t feel well in your presence...these are some good" punchlines. 😂😂

[@321_Relax]

This man genuinely scares me lol

[@Ep3ForMe]

This was the chillest cop in existence and the bipolar Santa was insane.

[@Cre8tive81]

Cop was annoying.. since when do you have to follow a pen for 3 minutes without blinking..?

[@raintree3383]

hahahahahaha awesome comment...love from Canada

[@daBEAGLE1017]

The cop violates human civil rights and needs to be jailed. This man requested an attorney at 7:38 and the cop didnt end the interrogation and make an arrest. This is tyranny by definition.

[@infantry11b97]

pigGRAY no he didn’t. He said “do I need to call my attorney?”. He is drunk and stalling. If he said “I want an attorney, I’m done here.” Then that’s different, but that’s NOT what happened. This cop did nothing wrong to be “thrown in jail”.

[@daBEAGLE1017]

@@infantry11b97 do i need to call an attorney shouldve ended everything except arrest.

[@reverbsonata68]

“What would you do if I die” Call an ambulance Greatest answer ever

[@micahstevenson118]

Except for the fact that the paramedics won’t take a dead body.

[@appleglassjuice11]

@@micahstevenson118 Even if someone is already dead you still have to call an ambulance and the doctor(s) will have to confirm if the person is in fact dead or not. Even if their face is caved in and there's blood everywhere you still have to take them to the hospital.

[@micahstevenson118]

@@appleglassjuice11 yes but typically the diener transports the body to the hospital. The only thing paramedics can do when they arrive on scene to a dead body is cpr given there’s a chance of revival and paperwork.

[@appleglassjuice11]

@@micahstevenson118 Well I've must've confusion the two then.

[@skinnybuddha8988]

@@appleglassjuice11 yup. Why you so often hear, "the ambulance took him and he was pronounced dead at the hospital." Paramedics and EMTs can't pronounce them dead. I believe it's an obvious death cops and firefighters can, like a decapitation I forget the exact rules on it though my dads a firefighter.

[@jonathanr9619]

Always fun to come back to this one. The CEO of companies 😂😂

[@speaklife9176]

How long does he need to follow the light? Is he testing his cat like reflexes?😂😂😂😂I am not drunk and this test is making me wonder if I am under the influence. Lol!!

[@dicksherman284]

“What would you do if I died” “call an ambulance” dude this is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while

[@marksmith4892]

XD i love deadpan cop humor. it reminds me of that movie scene where the belligerent perp is being escorted to the backseat of the squad car and the cop grabs his head and *WHAM!* slams it into the hood of the car and then says, "watch your head." XDDDD so good!

[@Alex-jg2bc]

@@marksmith4892 what movie is that from?

[@nk-dw2hm]

I kinda love the second cop who amped up the crazy guy in the smallest ways to get the biggest reaction. Normally I push for de-escalation, but "I'm taller than you" and the reaction it got may be my favorite part of any cop interaction I've seen

[@celesterehage8155]

Oh I thought it was the drunk guy saying that to the cop!

[@arianaalioth]

That officer deliberately draggedout that first test. 😂

[@KyleArmstrong509]

This is awesome! I just tattooed this officer today and he told me he went viral for this 😂

[@tjwright]

When I'm a successful CEO of multiple companies, I plan on driving around in a 1980s hooptie with broken power windows too.

[@rustymertz]

I love the word hooptie

[@deandreherr7350]

Does anyone else think this police officer definitely has children the tactics he uses with this guy are amazing LOL

[@ethanfields3853]

I think at one point he even started counting lol. The part where the drunk guy kind cocked his head to the side and grimaced and started growling was so funny. Like I've only ever seen spoiled little kids do that to basically threaten to throw a tantrum if they're not getting their way. The cop was just like really? Now you're growling like an animal?

[@ryangall6910]

one... TWO

[@earnyourtrust6846]

Ryan Gall Don’t make me “middle name you!!!”

[@Activated_Complex]

He probably doesn’t let his kids act as childish as this guy.

[@anthonievangeenhuizen1550]

A lot of respect for those police officers for remaining so calm and so respectful

[@emilegriffith1473]

Are you kidding they had a great time reliving this hilarity

[@wynton921]

For your anticipation, it always gets good right before they run an ad 😄

[@rossigrace5031]

These belligerent people never seem to understand that following instructions is a part of sobriety tests 🤣

[@rossigrace5031]

@Fundamentally Unorthodox that's not true at all. But nice try.

[@ApolloVIIIYouAreGoForTLI]

Exactly, I still think the blood alcohol readers we use here in Australia. Simple & quick.

[@ApolloVIIIYouAreGoForTLI]

Nvm, apparently they do

[@mindsigh4]

@@rossigrace5031 but when they sobriety test on side of hiway with traffic whizzing by & the driver is not together, it's stupid dangerous. just put em in the car & test em at a station

[@rossigrace5031]

@@mindsigh4 that's not how the law works.

[@WhoWantsToKnow81]

Maury: The test came in. You are NOT the CEO of companies, dude!

[@organicthug5220]

He’s the ceo of metro state

[@nightflyer3242]

Audience: OHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[@XavierFoley]

@@organicthug5220 HAHAHA

[@landonmiles97]

It’s hilarious that he looks at the cop who says literally nothing and tells him to de-escalate.

[@Clevermoreunicorn]

When he said “can I show you something?” I truly thought he was going to pull his middle finger out of his pocket.

[@susanbengston3208]

Oh, hahaha!! Better than me thinking he was gonna try the $ bribe.

[@thatjokerperson7062]

when the "My dAd oWnS MiCrOsOfT" kid grows up

[@julietnony9267]

When the cop said “hey guess what, fuck the marines” I lost it

[@janedoe7229]

When the officer asks how much you’ve had to drink, always say you eat a lot. And act all pissy. That will get you far.

[@tehallanaz]

One time cop asked me how much I had to drink, I told him literally every drink I had that night, two vodka tonics, three Miller lights, Jager bomb, vodka red bull, birthday cake shot... He was like ok ok stop just find a ride home and he had my car towed to my house

[@SkylerDK]

@Tim r/thathappened

[@SmartWentCrazy]

@@tehallanaz similar experience with alcohol & weed. I was still sober, but the officer knew my friends & I were going to a party. Told us to be safe & make sure we have a designated driver. Ever since this interaction I knew the cops are not out to get people.

[@Plague_Doc22]

Everyone knows when you're a CEO of multiple companies you drive a car that doesnt have a working window.

[@METALMAN4Wii]

$800 Copart car I bet.

[@crownviclx2000]

he is tho. google him

[@tysonkeller9516]

The richest person I no drives a geo every day to work

[@jsz5003]

tyson keller it’s true. people with lots of money generally don’t buy expensive things. That’s why they have so much

[@earnyourtrust6846]

Blayne Shut up.

[@kellytawney4604]

He’s a ceo of companies but drives a lemon hahahahhaha

[@FxckingFiend]

I come back to this video once a month. It just tickles me 😂

[@ulikehank9230]

Only a CEO of multiple companies can own such a luxurious Lincoln Town Car.

[@MrDan11422]

Sam Walton the original owner of Wal Mart. Lived a modest lifestyle.

[@SnowfeetUS]

bro dont insult the Lincoln town car :(

[@jareds-tits]

@@SnowfeetUS agree

[@DanielBrownsan]

@@MrDan11422 Yup. But he never, ever, ever bragged about the car he drove. There’s a difference.

[@DanielBrownsan]

@@SnowfeetUS It is one of the most practical cars made for it’s primary function, second only to the “London Taxi”.