Ah yes, another day another racism sermon. This indeed honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned
@IWillLeakYourIPDontTryMe9 ай бұрын
What do you mean racist??? Lord Dagoth, the Sharmat, the Sleeper, the Awakened Lord of the Sixth house, Father to the Mountain, the Lord High Councillor of House Dagoth is not racist. This sermon is just the objective truth.
@cowboydan5079 ай бұрын
N’Wah, you do not honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.
@WiseOwl_14089 ай бұрын
What's ism? Just god given wisdom
@Cykeys9 ай бұрын
When you get to the Dunmer, just make a list of completely minor yet acceptable flaws. Like being too kind, wise, and strong.
@SneedRemembrancer9 ай бұрын
Nah just 0 flaws
@spoo51229 ай бұрын
How bold of you to assume Dunmer have flaws. Your comment does not honour the sixth house and the tribe unmourned
@ssilent82028 ай бұрын
No he needs to cover everything negative. Equal rights and lefts.
@TheUnmournedYank6 ай бұрын
Our only flaw is we’re….perfect
@aubreyhuff465 ай бұрын
@@ssilent8202equal rights under your rightfully honorable masters, the dark elves
@chadharger93239 ай бұрын
Checks out Dunmer's starting Skyrim stats - sneak 20, light armor 20, illusion 20, destruction, alchemy 20, destruction 25. Bosmer - sneak 20, light armor 20, alchemy 20, lockpicking 20, pickpocket 20, archery 25 I see Dagoth's problem with Bosmer - no magic!
@leek56829 ай бұрын
The Bosmer did their best to imitate the style of the Telvani building, but with astoundingly disappointing results.
@joshuamourning66509 ай бұрын
The bosmer wish they could be as good as telvanni
@alekz85809 ай бұрын
Lord Dagoth: you should hate bosmer! They live in trees because they dont know how to build houses. Also Lord Dagoth: *lives in a cave*
@Delendar909 ай бұрын
To be fair, u cant put akulakan inside a house.
@platinumchromee31919 ай бұрын
@@Delendar90 just make house bigger
@PaxJurassicus9 ай бұрын
Excuse you, he lives in an entire mountain range.
@allewis40089 ай бұрын
Drink ancient Dagoth brandy and ponder the universe in a cave or be a two legged mudcrab with elf ears 🤔
@Gooblification9 ай бұрын
This man clearly does not honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned
@paulguimond97899 ай бұрын
"The Sixth House is risen and lord Dagoth is its glory!"
@Delendar909 ай бұрын
Nerevar: Racism? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of Tamriel, localized entirely within your heart chamber? Dagoth: Yes Nerevar: Can I see it? Dagoth: *Yes*
@FlyingOktober9 ай бұрын
Lord Dagoth, I know you are going down a series of 'playable' races in Tamriel but it would be cool after doing all of those to do some bonus races such as the dwemer, snow elves, sloads, or any other half-way developed races that exist in the collective conscience. Thank you yet again for an enlightening sermon
@sigmamaverick92159 ай бұрын
the sload one would be hilarious since hating them is like, the single thing all tamriel races agree on
@darthmadara79849 ай бұрын
Let me guess; dunmer flaws will be things like accepting N wahs into their ranks, working for mongrels, being weak enough to let ulfric bully them, returning to daedra worship after Dagoth's death, and letting one level 1 orc bully a whole town full of level 50 dunmer guarrds
@SonnyFRST9 ай бұрын
That bit about a lv1 orc, is that about Raven Rock?
@darthmadara79849 ай бұрын
@@SonnyFRST yeah the debt collector dude that got mad at the DB when he hired a new servant for neloth. He is really low level even his body guard is level one. Epic Nate featured him in a video about weak enemies of LDB
@SonnyFRST9 ай бұрын
@@darthmadara7984 Not gonna lie, that guy was so insignificant I had to look him up. (for context, Solstheim is my favorite part of TES5 so I tend to remember it well)
@chrismills24399 ай бұрын
just so you know that the dwemer battle tactics are worst, they sent their steam powered automatons to go do that night of tears thing that they set the falmer up with
@admiralalyssa9 ай бұрын
As I approached the end of my first-ever Skyrim playthrough, the thought of a new roleplay came to mind. As soon as I thought maybe a Wood Elf? This shows up on my feed. Thank you Dagoth Ur for being there when I was at my weakest and reminding me why be anything besides a Dunmer. I continue to offer my fealty on the parchment as I begin writing my new character so that she may pay respects to the 6th House and Tribe Unmourned.
@mondenkindqueen9 ай бұрын
As a Khajiit, I would like to make an official announcement dispelling the rumors that Khajiit and Bosmer are in any way related. As they say on the dunes, “Eat more moon sugar, not your neighbor.” We would never resort to cannibalism.
@cowboydan5079 ай бұрын
N’Wah, who let you off the plantation?
@pharaohsmagician83299 ай бұрын
Hey where did my comment go? Did you steal my comment Khajit??
@mondenkindqueen9 ай бұрын
@@cowboydan507 You have to catch me first. 😜😘
@mondenkindqueen9 ай бұрын
@@pharaohsmagician8329 Khajiit has comments if you have coin.
@IndorilNerevar-MoonandStar9 ай бұрын
Another Bosmer L, you were merciful in this one Dagoth. The Bosmer are lucky for your mercy.
@Sceherzo9 ай бұрын
Finally! More wisdom from my lord Dagoth Ur. I will use this to honor the six houses and tribe unmourned
@GhostShiroyama9 ай бұрын
Thank you, Lord Dagoth Ur, for another great sermon 😮
@SketchyRat9 ай бұрын
Don’t they live longer than Dunmer? I thought Dunmer have a lifespan of 250 years on average while bosmer average around 300. They are elves after all….if you squint. Truly a terrifying thought. Another point: They breed like rabbits. The average amount of children each couple will have is 12-14 children. Also, bosmer are so promiscuous that they are not always sure who the father is; to the point that they refer to their family name on their mother’s side instead of the father’s side. How do they prevent inbreeding? Answer: they don’t!
@alekz85809 ай бұрын
Must be why they're short
@chadharger93239 ай бұрын
I thought incest was an altmer thing.
@primarchvulkan40139 ай бұрын
@@chadharger9323it's normal occurrence for both races, and while altmers is due to obsession with the "purity of blood", like the medieval aristocrats IRL, bosmers is just promiscuous
@Angelo-nd4lg9 ай бұрын
Nah they f like rabbits n dy like flies fries from namira crabs
@pharaohsmagician83299 ай бұрын
these videos are honestly the best way to indulge in Elder Scrolls content lately. Its a down to nirn realistic representation of Tamriel life and not super high presentation like Fudgemuppet (which is great too) This formula of presentation is great! Makes my mind always stay thinking of Elder Scrolls
@ZakeandZach9 ай бұрын
Thanks. All the content has been unbiased for too long.
@pharaohsmagician83299 ай бұрын
@@ZakeandZach yes exactly we need true flavor and opinions like this, it makes the culture feel more real when people offer up opinions and observations about it!
@chesterstevens88709 ай бұрын
Thank you for another insightful sermon, Lord Dagoth.
@grigger70009 ай бұрын
As a Bosmer you’re so right, I wish my skin was as deep as a Dunmer’s 😢
@guccizane20109 ай бұрын
Thank you lord dagoth, I’ve been having great pleasure relishing in your sermons
@OutlanderFrogs9 ай бұрын
Ah, what a good way to wake up. This indeed honors the sixth house and the tribe unmourned 🎉
@mangolad77319 ай бұрын
This sermon is Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned approved
@quicoboy9 ай бұрын
...as an Imperial farm tool, I can't wait for the Dag to make Tamriel great again...lol...
@orfanclub62889 ай бұрын
I want to see Falinesti waltzin on the Imperial city, justify it by somehow making them realize Cyrodiil used to be a junjle and make em go on a crusade. prolly won't happen but let's dream about it
@pandorasbox42389 ай бұрын
I love the way you've set this up. Telling it from a very powerful creature from within the game... you just do it so well.
@socialaccount00009 ай бұрын
5:22 My lord, this is just Vhardenfell..
@ZakeandZach9 ай бұрын
Blasphemy!
@CursedAnqxl8 ай бұрын
the second empire built roads in valenwood in an attempt to get the bosmer to be civilized, but after the second empire disappears pretty quickly, they leave perfectly fine roads, (not as good as dunmer roads of course, but still roads which is better than what the bosmer do) they leave the roads almost entirely unused, and we are all forced to watch the pitiful state of valenwood lose the last of its chance to advance civilization like the other elves and humans. of course, the roads weren't left entirely that way, the thalmor still needs them after all, but the bosmer are effectively more animal than human or elf at this point.
@healsbadman34149 ай бұрын
Lord Dagoth, I’ve only ever played Skyrim before, but your sermons have convinced me to go back and play the older games. I will go through Morrowind and Oblivion to learn of your greatness.
@samcast16769 ай бұрын
I thought we already had this sermon? Oh well, it's not like you can hate the bosmer too much
@lukemorgan61669 ай бұрын
Top ten reasons to like them... Thanks for watching
@angelsandautobots9 ай бұрын
The illustrious Dagoth Ur speaking on morality. Alright, good joke. Lovely video!
@vexile12399 ай бұрын
5:07 well there was this one tribe who poisoned themselves before fighting another tribe losing and offing that tribe through the poison they consumed
@SHDUStudios9 ай бұрын
They literally came from ooze, how much worse can you get? At least us noble Bretons are descended from Altmer (sadly not Chimer or Dunmer) and not smelly, dirty, mud.
@ssilent82028 ай бұрын
When he gets to the Dunmer he needs to cover everything negative. Equal rights and lefts.
@xDarnelx9 ай бұрын
Lord Master Dagoth Ur, Lord My Captain - I was born as a farm tool, is there any way I can prove myself to you and become more than just a farm tool?
@ZakeandZach9 ай бұрын
I have no idea, Dagoth has his own mind
@biskaye9 ай бұрын
As soon as i saw adoring fan and glarthir, i knew dagoth ur was gonna give some compelling evidence
@ravirr5139 ай бұрын
Anyone can waltz into a lush forest, carve little cubbies into trees and call them houses. Only the mighty dunmer were planting mushrooms and using magic to grow and shape them into mighty towers so they could bring civilation to a harsh volcanic wasteland.
@johnprager6629 ай бұрын
Honestly they might be my favorite race in TES, so many of them come off as complete lunatics. I wish they had Craig Sechler do their voices in Skyrim, they weren't nearly crazy enough like they were in Oblivion.
@enoughothis9 ай бұрын
Bosmer are the Mer version of Argonians. Both live in jungle hellscapes and simp for trees. Both also often find employment in the service of the betters. Altmer and Dunmer for the Bosmer and Farm Tools, respectively.
@ssilent82029 ай бұрын
Pre-Duskfall Argonia would like a word
@6669wolfman9 ай бұрын
Another reasonable, unbias and enlightning serman.
@babylonisfallen44119 ай бұрын
I do so enjoy these hate filled sermons.
@Stejers8 ай бұрын
Green pact: plants are sacred you shouldnt harm them Feandal: woodcutting is my way of living!
@electivetoast68979 ай бұрын
Can't wait to someday see 10 reasons to hate Orcs!
@mizu76629 ай бұрын
Having a bit of trouble arguing with you here on this one. If anything you are being too nice to them by not mentioning that they are probably the ones who invented stealth archer builds and spread them out across Tamriel. Damn cannibal stealth archer tree hugging savages is what they are.
@MsGhoulz9 ай бұрын
A dead wood elf in the street. Just another day in Skingrad...
@kenshinbunny27457 ай бұрын
They bind themselves in servitude to an ancient pact with an entity or force that they cannot understand. All in the vain hope that it shall save them from the wrath of the Sixth House and one true god, Dagoth Ur. What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
@jackomecamorfo60609 ай бұрын
how can one hate fargoth?
@ranggasirrangga9 ай бұрын
Despite making 13% of male population of humanoid species, Bosmer makes up 52% of femboy in Tamriel.
@ledanoir12399 ай бұрын
Where did you get from the lifespan data?
@azathoththe3rd27 күн бұрын
I could have swore wood elves live for 200 years
@Adrian-gl5dr9 ай бұрын
I haven't watched it yet cuz' I'm at work Dagoth but why is the video so short?
@JamestheFreak249 ай бұрын
I love when Dagoth is critical about other people being xenophobes ignoring his own hypocrisy.
@tarponpet5 ай бұрын
The Wild Hunt and the Great Hunt are two different things though.
@vovasyhin72197 ай бұрын
Actually bosmer lifespan is just about 200 years, not sure where you got the idea that they are the shortest lived of all races. Shortest lived are orcs, 60 years max.
@gothicseawitch87722 ай бұрын
Yes canonically they can live a long time. But there cannibals and attack and eat each other in lore.
@Justanobody84729 ай бұрын
Lore-wise I feel like bosmer are the most interesting
@bohemicbohemian91909 ай бұрын
Arent Bosmer like special kind of Khajit?
@ZakeandZach9 ай бұрын
Some of them
@HjorrStrong-SteelАй бұрын
My only question is, how is Fargoth civilized? Well…mostly civilized.
@awolpeace17816 ай бұрын
An orcish and bosmer offspring would be the ultimate guerilla warrior
@geralt71449 ай бұрын
The land of Morrowind is not perfect. A video where Dagoth Ur counts a few things to hate about Morrowind could be fun. Not the obvious once like N'wahs, Mongrel Dogs and Farmtools. More day to day things Dunmer have to struggle with.
@ZakeandZach9 ай бұрын
We already have one with Maiq
@geralt71449 ай бұрын
@@ZakeandZach Nice. Gonna check it out to honor the 6th house.
@robertmiles16036 ай бұрын
Well, the cannibalism does it by itself. You don't need another reason. And Dunmer do live in plants. It's just that they're giant magical super mushrooms they grew themselves instead of trees already there. If anything, you could say that Dunmer are less clever on that because they need to make their own plant buildings and can't just use what's already available.
@jaredbrafford41369 ай бұрын
Based
@darthmadara79849 ай бұрын
Yeah the excellent mod Auri made me hate Bosmer culture as much as Orcs! What is next lol!!!! But Iam such a proud Altmer. I accept other cultures, unlike the Thalmor, though it is factual that we are the superior race
@ZakeandZach9 ай бұрын
You're next, Altmer.
@connordarvall84829 ай бұрын
@@ZakeandZach They reckon themselves second to only the divines. Talos was a human that became a divine. Now do you see why Talos being worshipped as a divine is the funniest thing ever?
@darthmadara79849 ай бұрын
@@connordarvall8482 yeah but they don't take much pride in Mannimarco's ascendance either. While it is obvious that there is an extra layer to their opposition to Talos, they tend to want gods to be of actual divine origins
@SheolAbaddonus6668 ай бұрын
I serve Molag Bal.
@sirsmokey7104 ай бұрын
Bosmer are my favorite mer
@explodingplant29 ай бұрын
I celebrate my bosmer forever choice and if you disagree you can join my chicken nugget bucket 🍗 you excepting, Lord Dagoth, of course Falanesti too lit to put in eso!
@samayayusifova84989 ай бұрын
❤👍
@samuellund13779 ай бұрын
Only 10 reasons to hate the Altmer? Should just call the video "Part 1", you know you'll come back. Everyone does.
@Tere2259 ай бұрын
Come nerever come
@PelinalWhitestrake_9 ай бұрын
This sermon is making me get some Ted Kaczynski vibes from these knife ears. How dare you make me respect knife ears, Dagoth! The Dwarven technology revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
@zauvimoo9 ай бұрын
Racism? In Dagoths sixth house, his tribe unmourned? Yeah no that check out
@shaye14449 ай бұрын
Where is that wanna be mages guild - plot hole video!
@ZakeandZach9 ай бұрын
Working on it
@ironicpineapple9 ай бұрын
Racism is ok when it brings honor to the 6th house and the Tribe Unmourned
@ericrobertbradley65919 ай бұрын
😮
@perkitaseaman32909 ай бұрын
I don't care what you say i love the wood elf
@gilgamesh7956 ай бұрын
I mean just look at them
@awesome276779 ай бұрын
now the adoring fan is not so endearing......
@joshuamourning66509 ай бұрын
My reason for hating the bosmer they are terrible mages magic is the deep essence of nirn
@someonlinedouche69929 ай бұрын
This is a irrelevant topic for anyone not of Dunmer blood is an inferior insect worth only for the free labor they can provide.
@shawnberry7605 ай бұрын
Can you narrate my life?
@jetstreamsam37379 ай бұрын
F everyone except dunmers.👍
@Apophis_famulus9 ай бұрын
I love racism.
@doodleydrool9 ай бұрын
Comment
@jshaw37939 ай бұрын
😂😂
@MatthewMcRowan9 ай бұрын
I'm not racist BUT...
@KaoruMzk9 ай бұрын
The only reason you need to hate them are all the l0li mods.