Clifford the Big Red - MENACE. That was actually hilarious
@Simon-me9fh3 жыл бұрын
Killed me when he put on the stalin hat.
@nateofthesouth3 жыл бұрын
Loved it!
@danj93993 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i LOL'ed for reals. Totally scared my cat. Best part for sure.
@Launchpad053 жыл бұрын
Spider-Man is also a big red menace.
@jean-charleslavigne12983 жыл бұрын
I could not hold it at that one
@iamtheonewhocomments2013 жыл бұрын
Okay, Mister Rogers with a gun is definitely going to be a cherished relic forever now.
@judsongaiden98783 жыл бұрын
Anyone who remembers 'The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny' knows Mister Rogers prefers swords. Doesn't mean he doesn't use guns, just that he prefers melee combat.
@Jesusprayerwarriorbw3 жыл бұрын
Hes smart too. Revolvers dont jam.
@judsongaiden98783 жыл бұрын
@@Jesusprayerwarriorbw They still have parts that can break, though. Yet we always see movie people snapping cylinders shut, a trope that's carried over into video games (even some S.T.A.L.K.E.R. mods), more's the pity.
@davidwit77493 жыл бұрын
@@judsongaiden9878 Mister Rogers after shooting someone: "I said I never had much use for guns. I didn't say I didn't know how to use them."
@judsongaiden98783 жыл бұрын
@@davidwit7749 Quigley Down Under reference. Dig it! No one else will get that reference, btw.
@burper-oe6tm3 жыл бұрын
“How are you doing today?” “I don’t have to answer that question” “that is CORRECT!”
@p.chuckmoralesesquire39652 жыл бұрын
is this self parody? I can no longer tell, they're ripping off public broadcasting and gave mr rogers a revolver to seriously make this hilarious attempt at a gotcha moment? i'm so confused.
@armadillolover992 жыл бұрын
@@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 It’s called self deprecation
@p.chuckmoralesesquire39652 жыл бұрын
@@armadillolover99 i get that but if you know any libertarians that is lost on them, one of the prerequisites is that it requires self awareness haha
@KandiKlover21 күн бұрын
I’m recording you! Which I can legally do in a public place!
@BlueLighteningGojo3 жыл бұрын
“So we did a little digging into your past.” I dread that line too.
@nutbastard3 жыл бұрын
Anyone who's lived a life worth living dreads that question. Especially since witch hunts are back in fashion.
@vimtheprotogen28553 жыл бұрын
@@nutbastard bUT yoU HaVE NOthINg to fEAr iF YoU hAvE nOThiNg tO hIdE
@laszlovass73263 жыл бұрын
Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone. But some have sinned in ways unimaginable, the rocks will fly like machine gun fire. Just depends.
@buriedunborn3 жыл бұрын
Lmao looking at this now it's even better.
@cheesestyx9453 жыл бұрын
Anyone with dark humor dreads it more than most.
@mattyjmar103 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for Bob Ross painting Waco "We just want to warm it up a bit. We don't want to set it on fire. It's very easy to set it on fire."
@kinghearts44973 жыл бұрын
After doing 2 papers on Waco I can confirm this is funnier than it has any right to be, lmao
@sirving12973 жыл бұрын
@@kinghearts4497 Ya, I laughed until I remembered that my government murdered all those men and women and children for no reason.
@ELfudgeable3 жыл бұрын
@@sirving1297 I mean they had a reason. They had to show those weirdos who was boss - how dare they object to uncle sam making up excuses to raid their homes. "We may be baby killers but at least we aren't law-abiding citizens who want to be left alone to practice our kooky religion"
@konstantinosnikolakakis812510 ай бұрын
@ELfudgeable I’d argue that the Branch Davidians weren’t exactly law abiding (given all the pedo stuff), but the raid and the gun charges were bullshit. If you want to go after them for pedo stuff, be my guest, get a warrant, go after them. But the gun charges (especially considering that Koresh offered to let them inspect the place) were BS.
@StevenFleming53 жыл бұрын
"Do you have a warrant to be here?" Got me with the first sentence.
@engelsseele23 жыл бұрын
I had to go back and play that part again because I was not ready for this at first and that threw me off lol.
@oswaldbojangles52473 жыл бұрын
"Who's going to charge me for harassing you without a warrant and who's going to give them a warrant to do so?"
@GuyAWhite-rk3se3 жыл бұрын
I hate libertarians just as much as communists honestly.
@thebeardedbear5653 жыл бұрын
Insta sub
@2148aa3 жыл бұрын
@@GuyAWhite-rk3se One tells you how to live and the other lets you live as you please. Everything in between makes rules and takes all your money to inforce those rules.
@DangRenBo3 жыл бұрын
I love how Reason is so self aware and leans into Libertarian jokes others make while doing these kinds of videos..
@klosnj113 жыл бұрын
The problem with other political leanings is that they take themselves too seriously.
@getdrunkkkk3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucky-ow4mk No, libertarians still believe in the age of consent. Children do not have the mental capacity to understand the consequences of their actions. I would say giving a 5 year old heroin violates the non-aggression principle. If you think libertarians are cool with abusing and exploiting children you are mistaken.
@joshuaespinoza83253 жыл бұрын
the other parties dont take us seriously, so we don't take ourselves seriously either. when you know you're gonna lose, no point in keeping up appearances.
@daa5893 жыл бұрын
@@Lucky-ow4mk what's worse heroine or hormone blockers ?
@A_Box3 жыл бұрын
@@daa589 Depends, if you actually need the blockers then heroine. If you ae given blockers despite not wanting them, then the blockers.
@haydenbrophy94603 жыл бұрын
"Made possible by the people who pay for it." - Couldn't say it better myself
@joshuahuntington18883 жыл бұрын
Really says it all.
@volts72303 жыл бұрын
In my country the real sign should say "Made possible by the collateral of this countries mineral rights paying the people we borrowed from to pay for it even if we could just print the cash for it ourselves."
@garreed3 жыл бұрын
Should say "Made possible by the people who VOLUNTARILY pay for it."
@matthew81533 жыл бұрын
@@volts7230 Hello Australian
@p.chuckmoralesesquire39652 жыл бұрын
tax payers collectively paid for these classics and these reason dweebs made a lazy video and gave you no money for it haha you got ripped off
@ccvcharger3 жыл бұрын
"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, and you have a right to defend your house with firearms." Well, I'm never gonna get that song out of my head now.
@DCMAKER133 Жыл бұрын
We have a right to arms, which means weapons of war! Not just firearms! Heaton should be loaded with explosives, grenades, firearms, computer that can launch computer guided missiles and more!
@DevineInnovations3 жыл бұрын
"Marry who you want." Well, I keep asking and she keeps saying no.
@sumvs59923 жыл бұрын
Sadly that's their right, but also not sadly that's their right
@medexamtoolscom3 жыл бұрын
That, dear gentleman, is a problem that can easily be fixed, with a roll of duct tape and a bottle of chloroform.
@TheSm1thers3 жыл бұрын
Just get the government to force her to say yes by murdering half the female population and democratically electing a patriarchal government.
@yournumberonepal3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSm1thers Wow! Hail Lobster! 🦞
@some-other-time3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of: "My mother told me that when I grew up I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out that's identity theft"
@fuddenstein18423 жыл бұрын
The “Waco Wonderland” joke might be the best example of creative editing in the history of media
@adrianafamilymember64273 жыл бұрын
FBIA
@myxomatosisification3 жыл бұрын
Im chilean and i didnt get it u.u
@Stevarooni3 жыл бұрын
@@myxomatosisification Waco was a standoff between a religious group (including their children) in a big house and the FBI. The FBI got tired and shot in tear gas and started shooting...possibly igniting the building when sparks hit the tear gas, which they should have known.
@seanoleary43743 жыл бұрын
@@Stevarooni they actually used incendiary rounds, even though they knew full well there were small children in the compound
@Stevarooni3 жыл бұрын
@@seanoleary4374 thanks, I'd forgotten that detail. So ultimately...the FBI treated American Citizens with an openly heavy fist.
@dbackscott3 жыл бұрын
The zoning one hits too close to home. I'm a civil engineer, and I have to put up with that s**t all the time.
@IVANGROZNEY3 жыл бұрын
I did a foundation location an it was 2" too close to the street. They could not put the brick face on the house as planned and had to side it.
@MilwaukeeF40C3 жыл бұрын
Eminent domain too. I hate the piddly shit that the government tries to acquire land and clog up titles for. A sidewalk corner cut? Fuck off. The government jobs are where I try to bury time on other jobs that went a little over or I just wasn't able to fill a full 8 hours for some reason. Time and expense on call contracts are great. Sue us. I can get work anywhere.
@MilwaukeeF40C3 жыл бұрын
@@IVANGROZNEY Someone should have hammered the monuments 2 inches toward the right of way. OK there's real legit ways to deal with that.
@dbackscott3 жыл бұрын
This exchange happened a few days ago (summarized for brevity): Government regulator: “why didn’t you do water quality testing?” Us: “Because testing is not a listed requirement in the permit conditions.” Government regulator: “It is now.”
@pauljones97463 жыл бұрын
Yes. wanting to rebuild a rock wall on MY PRIVATE PROPERY that was falling over... that children usually playing around... But I was told I may have to wait a week or two to get the permit to START rebuilding it. I told them, either give me the permit and I'll start rebuilding it, or I rebuild it without the permit. Either way was fine with me. After some more arguing about "you "cant" do that..." I was given the permit, and rebuilt the wall.
@louiefillet69323 жыл бұрын
"Circle" "square" "rectangle" "War Factory"
@grosty23533 жыл бұрын
I died there ngl
@Standinthegap03 жыл бұрын
Make Pentagon Library Again!
@oracle81923 жыл бұрын
It's funni bc its true
@copocopocopocopo3 жыл бұрын
"' I don't want green eggs and ham.' 'That's alright. You don't have to eat them. ' It's a short book. " 😂😂😂😂😂
@Grgrqr3 жыл бұрын
A good one
@SpiderandMosquito3 жыл бұрын
It actually is though not to dissect a frog but green eggs and ham was literally written on a dare; his publisher bet he couldn't write a book that had a full, coherent story in 50 words or less. I don't think he ever intended him to write it but he did. I might be simplifying the actual events, do your own research, I just find this bit of trivia amusing
@TheRealPingu3 жыл бұрын
Ted cruz
@martymcfly85353 жыл бұрын
To be fair the original is just peer pressure promoted as a virtue.
@0011peace2 жыл бұрын
But, then i can keep hounding you on eating green eggs and ham. Free speech you know.
@whiskeyneat973 жыл бұрын
"Circle, Square, Rectangle... War Factory." Brilliant.
@stepaniki33193 жыл бұрын
Someone went through a lot of Bob Ross videos to get that clip and I like it.
@EricSmalls3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was remade
@KeithCindyPanama3 жыл бұрын
My favorite Byden quote. What should I do next Nancy?
@matane24653 жыл бұрын
Should have teamed up with John Burk. Could have done more with a Ross parody.
@mr.mayonnaise20953 жыл бұрын
Oh hello there. DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT TO BE HERE?!
@bigreaderpike3 жыл бұрын
No it's a public space I don't need one
@warrmalaski85703 жыл бұрын
You invited me so I don't need one.
@Launchpad053 жыл бұрын
BLM Looter: I have every right to break into your home because Biden, and Harris gave me permission to destroy your property. They care about me, and my rage against the white man, and will support my mission to rid the world of white men.
@mr.mayonnaise20953 жыл бұрын
@@Launchpad05 haha I'm a minority so that's means u can't loot my house I'm protected by my race card
@Launchpad053 жыл бұрын
@@mr.mayonnaise2095 BLM Looter: Black on black crime, and using 'the race card' against me. Isn't that a little 'RACIST'?
@Cojer523 жыл бұрын
I would actually watch PBS if these shows were on it, but then it wouldn't be PBS. It would be a privately-funded streaming app.
@maxlenn40713 жыл бұрын
Shit Man, I’d Pay For That
@ohioman46463 жыл бұрын
PBS now stands for Private Bitcoin Streaming
@thedestroyasystem3 жыл бұрын
Same. I mean I ain't even libertarian but they seem like legit values
@thedestroyasystem3 жыл бұрын
@@bidensciownworidbroughttoy4218 Absolutely. We need to have mandatory economics classes, to learn how to manage finances, do taxes, and learn about different economic systems.
@dmitritelvanni40683 жыл бұрын
Lol... one of those moments when you want something even tho its literally happening right in front of you....
@iammrbeat3 жыл бұрын
Puppet: Today we have a real Senator. Hello Senator! Senator: How are you doing? Puppet: What is your favorite color? Senator: I would have to say blue Puppet: Me too! Tell me, why did you sell all your stock right before the crash?
@medexamtoolscom3 жыл бұрын
I can see the damn video for myself thank you. Do you have any commentary of your OWN to add to it or do you just get off on writing a transcript of the video?
@CP-ll6qg3 жыл бұрын
green is not a creative color
@jerryofswords35023 жыл бұрын
Oh no mr beat run
@BeaverChainsaw3 жыл бұрын
Senator: OH NO! Accountability! MY WEAKNESS!
@xGreenHawk97x3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I...also watched the video
@notme2223 жыл бұрын
I've watched this 5-6 times and just now noticed it says "Who will build the Sesame Streets?" Clever!
@pauldraper17363 жыл бұрын
Wow thanks!
@rimfire82173 жыл бұрын
People can walk.
@elliothagan1193 жыл бұрын
"What else starts with Q?" Me: "Quantitative easing!"
@danieldaniels75713 жыл бұрын
Quarantine
@triggerhappyreviews3 жыл бұрын
Quasi-socialist economy
@fluffynator62223 жыл бұрын
QAnon?
@bicyclist23 жыл бұрын
Amen! Its just fancy jargon for the FED printing more money.
@Taverens_Pull3 жыл бұрын
Queer?
@philippweisang3 жыл бұрын
That qualified immunity chunk had me laughing out loud
@joepalmer32413 жыл бұрын
The chimes when he said that. DARK but so sorely needed.
@Deathnotefan973 жыл бұрын
@@baddriversofthenorcalarea500 If a cop unlawfully shoots someone and and doesn't get charged with a crime, then, practically speaking, qualified immunity applies to criminal cases
@karma-6163 жыл бұрын
liberatrians don't support qualified immunity tho so it was weird
@danieldaniels75713 жыл бұрын
@@karma-616 satire is clearly lost on you
@anlasma79423 жыл бұрын
@@baddriversofthenorcalarea500 why couldn't they?
@logankevitt84013 жыл бұрын
The Dracula Debt and inflation of the dollar jokes are pretty underrated, I died laughing at them
@royalwolf76033 жыл бұрын
"Clifford the big red MENACE" It was at this point that I died.
@Chesh893 жыл бұрын
"Do you have a warrant to be here?" I literally choked on my coffee
@dougontheotherchannel30783 жыл бұрын
DO NOT WATCH THIS AT WORK... When they said "war factory" for the pentagon I fell off my chair laughing and now everyone knows I was on Reason instead of filing my TPS reports
@seanoleary43743 жыл бұрын
If you could just stop with the atrocious forigen policy, that'd be greeaat.....
@peterschmidt46943 жыл бұрын
@My Name is JAFO maybe he didn't get the memo about the new coversheet, yeeeaaaah, let's make sure he gets a copy.
@Dan166733 жыл бұрын
Haha!!! I got my tps out before watching
@justinshifley39933 жыл бұрын
Ummm, yeeeaaahhh... You do know we're using those new cover sheets on those to's reports. So if you could get that done and run them on by, that'd be great, m'kay?
@pupasarus3 жыл бұрын
We need to talk about your tps reports.
@DrBeauHightower3 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@Goosiepoo3 жыл бұрын
oh hey back cracking guy
@kassokilleri2ff3 жыл бұрын
Whoa whoa be careful they'll cancel you if they find out you watched this.
@farwynd29253 жыл бұрын
@@kassokilleri2ff because freedom of speech and thinking died looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ago
@devinpaul90263 жыл бұрын
"Aaaand that sound means we're in international waters! I'ma marry a robot and sell my kidney on Ebay!"
@Simon-me9fh3 жыл бұрын
Australians turning on the hentai and preparing for a wank:
@MirzaAhmed893 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Any and Bender from Futurama.
@MirzaAhmed893 жыл бұрын
@@Simon-me9fh Northern Territorians.
@beanska3 жыл бұрын
Heaton didn't even light that god damn joint!
@A_Box3 жыл бұрын
@@Simon-me9fh Wait, is it illegal down there?
@TheGreatHsilgne3 жыл бұрын
"Marry who you want" is a bit of a sinister message to hear from an apparently adult dinosaur who just established that he has a requited love for prepubescent children.
@gratch463 жыл бұрын
Yeah, something about the purple headed monster with his friends Baby Bop and BJ hanging out with kids never sat right with me.
@bethlong19812 жыл бұрын
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! 🤣🤣
@ArthurCSchaperMR2 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@0011peace2 жыл бұрын
@@ArthurCSchaperMR Why even bring up marry who are so young
@ArthurCSchaperMR2 жыл бұрын
@@0011peace Exactly!
@blowzo1998 Жыл бұрын
As a lifelong libertarian, I've got to say, this is pretty accurate! Thanks, laughed a lot.
@InvestingBookSummaries3 жыл бұрын
The shapes into war factory joke got me good.
@jdinhuntsvilleal45143 жыл бұрын
I've long said that what we need are more Libertarian writers in Hollywood.
@NickNackItaliano7773 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@nutbastard3 жыл бұрын
It's the real reason Firefly was cancelled. I'm sure of it.
@jdinhuntsvilleal45143 жыл бұрын
@@nutbastard I've never seen it. Was it libertarian slanted?
@nutbastard3 жыл бұрын
@@jdinhuntsvilleal4514 Yeah, and you should watch it. The main character was a Sergeant on the losing side of a war for independence. It's incredibly well written and acted, among my favorite shows of all time.
@kungfuskull3 жыл бұрын
Tbh it is overrated, but it was pretty good and shouldn't have been cancelled. It's certainly worth a try.
@Grace-tg4oy3 жыл бұрын
"The Tragedy of the Commons but they made it cute." 🤣
@thewildcardperson3 жыл бұрын
@Eddard Tyrsson oh God that explains it how the small hats made money through exploiting the nature that protected them cute
@chineseviruszombie7733 жыл бұрын
Eddard Tyrosson, the book is about unconditional love. Too bad you can't understand that.
@charliewilson90623 жыл бұрын
It's actually not the tragedy of the commons. There's only one individual interacting with the tree. Or is this saying that the tree is somehow part of the collective community? The point of the giving tree was that the "boy" had taken everything he could and more from the tree to go about and live his life. This is mirrored on the other side by the tree, which happily gave everything it could to the boy. It's supposed to be a story that both the child listening to the book and the parent reading the book to their child can appreciate (and all walks of life in between). You're all of course welcome to take from it what you will, but I'd argue you missed Shel's point.
@arkadycaca3 жыл бұрын
@Eddard Tyrsson "So we can all go and log an entire forest, because we learned from the giving tree the unconditional love of trees. " Out of all the widely varied interpretations of this work expressed throughout the decades, exactly zero humans have ever interpreted it this way. Feel free to provide evidence to the contrary. "If you don't see that it was small scale tragedy of the commons, you're missing the bigger picture." If you're unaware of a large variety of different, equally valid interpretations of The Giving Tree that exist alongside your own, you have some reading to do before you decide that everyone else's opinion is objectively false.
@arkadycaca3 жыл бұрын
@Eddard Tyrsson "I suppose if your entitled to yours, I'm entitled to mine." Mine has supporting evidence, but you do you. " I suppose I do firmly feel the way I do that I think it's objectively bad and I can't understand for the life of me why anyone thinks that story is any fucking good," If you lack understanding, what makes you think your opinion is objective? "but in no way am I actually saying you're wrong for liking it." Careful, making assumptions in the absence of evidence is habit-forming. "But yeah, I think this book and Shel Silverstein as an author are as overrated as 50 shades and Twilight" Probably because you've never read The Devil and Billy Markham.
@jfrm_5593 жыл бұрын
4:37 I would pay for Mr. Rogers to come back to life and say that on PBS.
@codiserville5933 жыл бұрын
"Ho ho the suspense is killing me!" is killing me
@cconroy16773 жыл бұрын
This Old House is my fave part. I'd pay good money to hear Bob Vila get real about the headaches they must go thru.
@colinklang3 жыл бұрын
Ohh it's the city inspector. How fun. What a tragedy your brakes still work.
@TheoriginalBillBraskey3 жыл бұрын
Bob Vila hasn’t been on there for a long time. I’m not sure how long but it seams 20 plus years or at least 15.
@codeman99-dev3 жыл бұрын
@@TheoriginalBillBraskey Bob Vila is still relevant man. Maybe not "This old House" as that show went off the air in 1989, but Bob himself was active in Television until 2007. His shows are still available to re-watch on the website by his own namesake. Any adult considering home improvement will probably learn about Bob Vila. Don't forget that his appearance on Tim Allen's show was the best advertising of all time.
@jdraven08903 жыл бұрын
I've got ten years as a General Contractor going to the City permit office almost every day. Oh the stories!
@leslielandberg56203 жыл бұрын
That was so funny!
@bentait24623 жыл бұрын
I'm one sentence in and it's already gold.
@mr.mayonnaise20953 жыл бұрын
Oh hello. DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT TO BE HERE?!
@RandyJacob3 жыл бұрын
That was me too!!
@TheVidNerd3 жыл бұрын
Left me cackling like an idiot!
@fnalley17613 жыл бұрын
It's like the Libertarian knock knock joke.
@pauldraper17363 жыл бұрын
@@fnalley1761 Get a warrant.
@wowie40953 жыл бұрын
“Alright kids, today we’re going to talk about the worst book ever written: Llama Llama Time to Share.”
@mr.mayonnaise20953 жыл бұрын
@SEAN PETAIA communist
@pauldraper17363 жыл бұрын
"The only good communist llama is a dead communist llama."
@mr.mayonnaise20953 жыл бұрын
@@pauldraper1736 - Ghandi
@justgonnastay3 жыл бұрын
I don't know, my vote for the worst goes to The Rainbow Fish.
@bogey7803 жыл бұрын
I agree on Rainbow Fish. To hell with them greedy petty greyscaled fishes.
@aradnesol3 жыл бұрын
Absolute GOLD, Im going to show this to all my friends who dont understand Libertarians. Thanks for making my day!
@Wyrnikh3 жыл бұрын
“And I have the right to kick you off the show, you homophobic meat goblin” I died.
@TheoriginalBillBraskey3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t as I support the right to not violate someone’s religion over forcing an agenda.
@dmgice3 жыл бұрын
The same baker also doesn't make cakes for Halloween and Transition Parties. Which is why they're being sued again.
@TheJaguarthChannel3 жыл бұрын
@@dmgice activists intentionally ask him to produce what they know he won't do. The origin of the cake saga they went to multiple bakeries to find one to refuse.
@jadedandbitter3 жыл бұрын
@@TheJaguarthChannel we need to go to gay bakeries and ask them to bake cakes with bible verses condemning sodomy on and then sue them for religious discrimination when they decline. Only when this BS begins cutting both ways will it end.
@xryeau_17603 жыл бұрын
@@jadedandbitter As an atheist I like the sound of this plan. Good luck to you if you try it!
@Muonium13 жыл бұрын
The Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego music is INTENSE nostalgia and I never really even watched the show much as a kid.
@anemu38193 жыл бұрын
Ok, but where is she
@StarlasAiko3 жыл бұрын
In a country where socialism has failed and that has an American military base.
@anemu38193 жыл бұрын
@@StarlasAiko so we take a map from each category and overlap them
@anemu38193 жыл бұрын
@@StarlasAiko germany, aghganistan, syria, bulgaria, yemen,are left
@James_Bee3 жыл бұрын
@@anemu3819 I believe it was two seperate questions. The joke being a typical game show has 3 to 4 options and those two questions have MANY options.
@grantjohnson57853 жыл бұрын
Finally! Someone explained why Mr. Rogers won the "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny".
@cubesluna66653 жыл бұрын
Best comment lol
@judsongaiden98783 жыл бұрын
GLaD to know I'm not the only one who remembers that.
@grantjohnson57853 жыл бұрын
@@judsongaiden9878 Oh, there's plenty of us in the Newgrounds generation...
@Countdown33373 жыл бұрын
Too funny, that last scene gave me nostalgia for the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny as well. I think I'm going to go watch it now for the first time in years.
@grantjohnson57853 жыл бұрын
@@Countdown3337 Tell Chuck Norris "hi" for me! (Incidentally, I think he'd make a great Libertarian candidate for President, as he's all about personal responsibility. And could totally kick any other world leader's tuchus.)
@simolatham033 жыл бұрын
These random Reason shorts are hilarious and severely underrated
@4TwentyFour203 жыл бұрын
agreed
@thecallfam3 жыл бұрын
I want that “taxation is theft” tote bag!! But 10 Bitcoin might be a little too much.
@jimbo93052 жыл бұрын
Bob Ross painting Waco, that's gold.
@livifan453 жыл бұрын
Andrew Heaton playing Mr Rogers was something I didn't realise I wanted until right this second.
@shawnmcnamee6453 жыл бұрын
This video made my Friday immeasurably better! We need more Heaton, Remy and Bragg videos and more Remy songs!!
@earlycuyler22953 жыл бұрын
I think this is supposed to be " parody" but i cant disagree with ANYTHING being made fun of.
@animeAJproductions3 жыл бұрын
I think even George Carlin once said "its funny because its true."
@xryeau_17603 жыл бұрын
This is parodying done well
@scottgillespie80113 жыл бұрын
Sadly, no Libertarian will see the joke in the mirror.
@earlycuyler22953 жыл бұрын
@@scottgillespie8011 sadly, partisans still think this is a " joke" that cannot become a reality.
@bloodleader53 жыл бұрын
@@scottgillespie8011 Nice chip on your shoulder.
@roryoconnell7759 Жыл бұрын
Content like this is why KZbin needs a "LOVE" button, not just a "Like" button. Also Andrew and Austin are national treasures that should be protected at all cost, including the use of US military personnel based in Australia, Bahrain, Belgium,.....
@DominicMV3 жыл бұрын
"you homophobic bearded meat goblin" I gotta use that one
@AlexLee-dc2vb3 жыл бұрын
Clifford The Big Red Menace had me laughing to a point of tears
@PMack3693 жыл бұрын
Commenting just to help the algorithm recommend this amazing video to more people
@nicholasspagnolo78423 жыл бұрын
Pog
@lampyrisnoctiluca99043 жыл бұрын
Your welcome. It may not recomend it to me without your comment!!#
@justaspectator97623 жыл бұрын
Will comment too
@ClayandPapyrus3 жыл бұрын
I lost it at “What word starts with the letter Q” “Space Lazer!!!”
@johnnyapplesmith3 жыл бұрын
I don't get the joke, can you explain please?
@justinsitjar62533 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyapplesmith pretty sure it’s a reference to Qanon
@michaelbcohen3 жыл бұрын
@@justinsitjar6253 for sure, which is why it was followed by rambling conspiracy theories after
@bogey7803 жыл бұрын
A theory circulated in Q circles was space lasers were used to set wildfires.
@Decentralized_Maze3 жыл бұрын
As a PBS watcher (in youth).... I laughed so hard that I had to watch it twice! 😂
@GiovanniV693 жыл бұрын
The "Carmen Sandiego" bit was hilarious! I really liked that show. And it had a great theme song!
@watchdealer113 жыл бұрын
This is a satirical masterpiece without equal. Bravo, Reason.
@derrickjohnson49523 жыл бұрын
5 seconds in and it's already perfect "oh hello do you have a warrant to be in here ? "
@nickwisntcool3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest things you guys have put out since the Libertarian Christmas gifts. Bravo!
@octavianaries28253 жыл бұрын
I just keep coming back to this, I've watched it 4 times in 3 days. It's beautiful, please make more things like this.
@cheesestyx9453 жыл бұрын
I've watched it four times just now...
@EpicurusWasRight3 жыл бұрын
“And when it’s time, you can die with dignity by determining your own end of life plan.”
@johnscott60723 жыл бұрын
"What else begins with the letter Q?" "John de Lancie."
3:35 I just want to warm it up, but not set it on fire. 😄😆😅😂🤣
@aidenpearce77753 жыл бұрын
Oooof XD
@memeticmedicine79503 жыл бұрын
And the motivation for the Oklahoma city bombing was, drum roll please...
@davidmclaren71473 жыл бұрын
I passed by the thumbnail a few times before watching this one. Now I want to share it with the world.
@Kameron.Kennedy3 жыл бұрын
I find it important that you know your geometrical shapes 3:11
@warrmalaski85703 жыл бұрын
There are some real cutthroat digs in this one.
@soulnull3 жыл бұрын
"So we did some digging into your past......" I died!
@RankinAuctions3 жыл бұрын
Tune in next week when we read "The Lorax and the Importance of Replanting".
@JETZcorp3 жыл бұрын
If the Lorax knew a little bit of economics, he could have completely buried the Once-ler by shorting Thneed stock.
@SaulOhio3 жыл бұрын
@@JETZcorp Or maybe homesteading some land and started a Truffula tree farm to sell to the Once-ler. Then getting the Once-ler in as a partner, planting Truffula trees, increasing the supply of fiber needed to make thneeds. And maybe branching out to other garments, and made a killing actually growing Truffula trees, maintaining a healthy population of them. Like how it works in real life.
@bicyclist23 жыл бұрын
I absolutely loved this. Please post more like it. This is especially funny for those of us over 40 who grew up watching the original un PC Sesame Street. This needs to be seen by a lot more people. Thank you
@bicyclist23 жыл бұрын
This is so good I had to watch it again.
@CatholicTraditional3 жыл бұрын
I’m 30 and Sesame St. wasn’t that PC about 25 yrs. ago. But if I had kids, I’d block them from watching the current episodes.
@DingleMcGilacutty Жыл бұрын
I really need to renew my Reason magazine subscription. And pay the bill
@jl92053 жыл бұрын
LOL. I'm a Libertarian-leaning conservative and I endorse this video, hahaha.
@disillusionedrightest73133 жыл бұрын
Same
@celestirr3 жыл бұрын
Agreed! xD
@disillusionedrightest73133 жыл бұрын
@Baphomet Actually it's more of a "I like some of what he does but not all he does"
@celestirr3 жыл бұрын
@Baphomet Libertarian and Republican both share an interest of not having giant government and having personal freedom... Since there is overlap I don't see why it's so impossible.
@celestirr3 жыл бұрын
@Baphomet .....how are they opposites?
@deepfriedsammich3 жыл бұрын
"Here we see one of the last taxicab monopolies struggling for life. Competitors have entered their ecosystem." "An Inquiry Into the Nature" PRICELESS.
@thebestblainejohnson3 жыл бұрын
"War Factory", LMAO!
@inspiredone88923 жыл бұрын
OMG WHY did it take KZbin so long to connect us??? SUBSCRIBED
@thebestSteven3 жыл бұрын
The Clifford the big red menace part got me.
@therocketman3213 жыл бұрын
First off, the carmen sandiego bit was fucking hysterical! 🤣🤣
@louiefillet69323 жыл бұрын
"for a man, thus subjected to a government he does not want, is a slave."
@nick70723 жыл бұрын
What else starts with letter Q? Quantitative easing
@Backstabmacro3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. I did not know I needed this in my life. SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN FOR REAL PLEASE.
@BodisBomas2 жыл бұрын
"Oh hello, do you have a warrant to be here?" Lmao
@davidclaiborne52803 жыл бұрын
How does libertarianism satirize and advocate for itself at the same time?
@alanbartnik81043 жыл бұрын
Sense of humor and humility?
@RunawayYe3 жыл бұрын
Comedy is proven to be great at conveying a message (that's why, for example, Stewart's Daily Show and Colbert Report were long running and popular shows). I'm a left-libertarian myself yet I do love these ReasonTV comedy skits.
@sandal_thong86313 жыл бұрын
I was wondering what this video was trying to say as it seems to be of two minds.
@nevermorethan123 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen 🤣
@gpearson273 жыл бұрын
When I picture Mr. Rogers with a firearm it is always a revolver.
@studinthemaking3 жыл бұрын
He did have all those sniper kills in Vietnam.
@moderatemexicanamericanpat49043 жыл бұрын
@@studinthemaking you think he chose the revolver over 1911?
@Jane_83193 жыл бұрын
“Oh the suspense is killing me”
@zerobyte8022 жыл бұрын
That sound means we're in international waters. (lights joint) That means I'm gonna marry a robot and sell my kidney on E*Bay. Priceless!
@alexanderhamm5293 жыл бұрын
I love Andrew Heaton and still miss Mostly Weekly.
@JayneCobbsBunk3 жыл бұрын
I loved him doing 'viewer mail' when The Independents had it's short run.
@James_Bee3 жыл бұрын
My dad nearly went to Djibouti on a military contract. I am glad he ended up going elsewhere.
@michiganscythian24453 жыл бұрын
I never even knew that we had a military base in Djibouti
@armadillolover992 жыл бұрын
@@michiganscythian2445 Great rule of thumb: if it’s a country that exists, we probably have a military base there.
@TekkitPie3 жыл бұрын
Just what my Friday needed
@Super165i3 жыл бұрын
I got a PBS ad before this video started
@wyntermackenzie49523 жыл бұрын
Long-time [REALLY LONG] Libertarian & Objectivist here. I heartily enjoyed and approve of this piece and will be sharing this piece. Thanks for the brush with the real world.
@techguy6513 жыл бұрын
I’ve often wondered how much time and money got spent by This Old House dealing with zoning boards. Weird that it’s never the crew of contractors with cameras who get delayed three weeks so the planning commissioners can meet and make some arbitrary decision.
@sa32703 жыл бұрын
I watched This Old House religiously back in the 80s and remember they did have to deal with cities on occasion, especially if the house was in a historical district. They just showed other stuff in the meantime.
@isaacmedina90163 жыл бұрын
Freedom is amazing
@MoveUpMedia3 жыл бұрын
This is why God created the internet. I feel so privileged to have been blessed as worthy to receive this bountiful video. Seriously, best thing on KZbin. Please make 2M more.
@Resident--a3 жыл бұрын
Let us pray Oh father, or mother, or other, or algorithm, we thank you for the infinite entertainment you bestow upon us at the expense of those who create it. So that my eyes may know beauty, my ears may know bliss and my heart may know humor. We pray in your non-denominational name and ask that you keep everyone off our property and out of our wallets because taxation is theft. We send this prayer in the name of your son, who may or may not have existed in respect to differing opinions, Wamen.
@KG-cm6yv2 жыл бұрын
Kids would probably learn more from this version of PBS, unironically.
@iamjaleezalove8563 жыл бұрын
I need these to be real shows. This would be the TV my kids would watch 😂
@spartaninvirginia3 жыл бұрын
I needed a good laugh today, thanks Reason!
@pmcgb3 жыл бұрын
4:20 Tote bag for $521, 208 USD? Sounds good.
@Habibi_exe3 жыл бұрын
Cuomo looked so shooked when the dude said he dug through his past 💀
@ironangel6673 жыл бұрын
He was stunned trying to figure out which atrocity he was referring.
@th.nd.r3 жыл бұрын
This was the one joke I didn’t get, please explain lol
@xp75753 жыл бұрын
@@th.nd.r conservatives worldwide are melting down like snowflakes because the governor of a state they don't live in asked women for their consent to get freaky deaky in private instead of bragging about how he just grabs them by their private parts like a rEaL aLpHa mAn 🥴💩🤡💩🥴
@MrJames14713 жыл бұрын
@@xp7575 A lot of words just to justify sexual harassment.
@LukesPersonalChannel3 жыл бұрын
This is a new level of self-parody that I'd bet absolutely no other political niche will ever achieve. Congrats!
@cooper7293 жыл бұрын
"it's the tragedy of the commons.. but cute" I haven't laughed that hard in a while!