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@qb4428
@qb4428 3 жыл бұрын
Clifford the Big Red - MENACE. That was actually hilarious
@Simon-me9fh
@Simon-me9fh 3 жыл бұрын
Killed me when he put on the stalin hat.
@nateofthesouth
@nateofthesouth 3 жыл бұрын
Loved it!
@danj9399
@danj9399 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i LOL'ed for reals. Totally scared my cat. Best part for sure.
@Launchpad05
@Launchpad05 3 жыл бұрын
Spider-Man is also a big red menace.
@jean-charleslavigne1298
@jean-charleslavigne1298 3 жыл бұрын
I could not hold it at that one
@iamtheonewhocomments201
@iamtheonewhocomments201 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, Mister Rogers with a gun is definitely going to be a cherished relic forever now.
@judsongaiden9878
@judsongaiden9878 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone who remembers 'The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny' knows Mister Rogers prefers swords. Doesn't mean he doesn't use guns, just that he prefers melee combat.
@Jesusprayerwarriorbw
@Jesusprayerwarriorbw 3 жыл бұрын
Hes smart too. Revolvers dont jam.
@judsongaiden9878
@judsongaiden9878 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jesusprayerwarriorbw They still have parts that can break, though. Yet we always see movie people snapping cylinders shut, a trope that's carried over into video games (even some S.T.A.L.K.E.R. mods), more's the pity.
@davidwit7749
@davidwit7749 3 жыл бұрын
@@judsongaiden9878 Mister Rogers after shooting someone: "I said I never had much use for guns. I didn't say I didn't know how to use them."
@judsongaiden9878
@judsongaiden9878 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidwit7749 Quigley Down Under reference. Dig it! No one else will get that reference, btw.
@burper-oe6tm
@burper-oe6tm 3 жыл бұрын
“How are you doing today?” “I don’t have to answer that question” “that is CORRECT!”
@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965
@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 2 жыл бұрын
is this self parody? I can no longer tell, they're ripping off public broadcasting and gave mr rogers a revolver to seriously make this hilarious attempt at a gotcha moment? i'm so confused.
@armadillolover99
@armadillolover99 2 жыл бұрын
@@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 It’s called self deprecation
@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965
@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 2 жыл бұрын
@@armadillolover99 i get that but if you know any libertarians that is lost on them, one of the prerequisites is that it requires self awareness haha
@KandiKlover
@KandiKlover 21 күн бұрын
I’m recording you! Which I can legally do in a public place!
@BlueLighteningGojo
@BlueLighteningGojo 3 жыл бұрын
“So we did a little digging into your past.” I dread that line too.
@nutbastard
@nutbastard 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone who's lived a life worth living dreads that question. Especially since witch hunts are back in fashion.
@vimtheprotogen2855
@vimtheprotogen2855 3 жыл бұрын
@@nutbastard bUT yoU HaVE NOthINg to fEAr iF YoU hAvE nOThiNg tO hIdE
@laszlovass7326
@laszlovass7326 3 жыл бұрын
Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone. But some have sinned in ways unimaginable, the rocks will fly like machine gun fire. Just depends.
@buriedunborn
@buriedunborn 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao looking at this now it's even better.
@cheesestyx945
@cheesestyx945 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone with dark humor dreads it more than most.
@mattyjmar10
@mattyjmar10 3 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for Bob Ross painting Waco "We just want to warm it up a bit. We don't want to set it on fire. It's very easy to set it on fire."
@kinghearts4497
@kinghearts4497 3 жыл бұрын
After doing 2 papers on Waco I can confirm this is funnier than it has any right to be, lmao
@sirving1297
@sirving1297 3 жыл бұрын
@@kinghearts4497 Ya, I laughed until I remembered that my government murdered all those men and women and children for no reason.
@ELfudgeable
@ELfudgeable 3 жыл бұрын
@@sirving1297 I mean they had a reason. They had to show those weirdos who was boss - how dare they object to uncle sam making up excuses to raid their homes. "We may be baby killers but at least we aren't law-abiding citizens who want to be left alone to practice our kooky religion"
@konstantinosnikolakakis8125
@konstantinosnikolakakis8125 10 ай бұрын
@ELfudgeable I’d argue that the Branch Davidians weren’t exactly law abiding (given all the pedo stuff), but the raid and the gun charges were bullshit. If you want to go after them for pedo stuff, be my guest, get a warrant, go after them. But the gun charges (especially considering that Koresh offered to let them inspect the place) were BS.
@StevenFleming5
@StevenFleming5 3 жыл бұрын
"Do you have a warrant to be here?" Got me with the first sentence.
@engelsseele2
@engelsseele2 3 жыл бұрын
I had to go back and play that part again because I was not ready for this at first and that threw me off lol.
@oswaldbojangles5247
@oswaldbojangles5247 3 жыл бұрын
"Who's going to charge me for harassing you without a warrant and who's going to give them a warrant to do so?"
@GuyAWhite-rk3se
@GuyAWhite-rk3se 3 жыл бұрын
I hate libertarians just as much as communists honestly.
@thebeardedbear565
@thebeardedbear565 3 жыл бұрын
Insta sub
@2148aa
@2148aa 3 жыл бұрын
@@GuyAWhite-rk3se One tells you how to live and the other lets you live as you please. Everything in between makes rules and takes all your money to inforce those rules.
@DangRenBo
@DangRenBo 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Reason is so self aware and leans into Libertarian jokes others make while doing these kinds of videos..
@klosnj11
@klosnj11 3 жыл бұрын
The problem with other political leanings is that they take themselves too seriously.
@getdrunkkkk
@getdrunkkkk 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucky-ow4mk No, libertarians still believe in the age of consent. Children do not have the mental capacity to understand the consequences of their actions. I would say giving a 5 year old heroin violates the non-aggression principle. If you think libertarians are cool with abusing and exploiting children you are mistaken.
@joshuaespinoza8325
@joshuaespinoza8325 3 жыл бұрын
the other parties dont take us seriously, so we don't take ourselves seriously either. when you know you're gonna lose, no point in keeping up appearances.
@daa589
@daa589 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucky-ow4mk what's worse heroine or hormone blockers ?
@A_Box
@A_Box 3 жыл бұрын
@@daa589 Depends, if you actually need the blockers then heroine. If you ae given blockers despite not wanting them, then the blockers.
@haydenbrophy9460
@haydenbrophy9460 3 жыл бұрын
"Made possible by the people who pay for it." - Couldn't say it better myself
@joshuahuntington1888
@joshuahuntington1888 3 жыл бұрын
Really says it all.
@volts7230
@volts7230 3 жыл бұрын
In my country the real sign should say "Made possible by the collateral of this countries mineral rights paying the people we borrowed from to pay for it even if we could just print the cash for it ourselves."
@garreed
@garreed 3 жыл бұрын
Should say "Made possible by the people who VOLUNTARILY pay for it."
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 3 жыл бұрын
@@volts7230 Hello Australian
@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965
@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 2 жыл бұрын
tax payers collectively paid for these classics and these reason dweebs made a lazy video and gave you no money for it haha you got ripped off
@ccvcharger
@ccvcharger 3 жыл бұрын
"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, and you have a right to defend your house with firearms." Well, I'm never gonna get that song out of my head now.
@DCMAKER133
@DCMAKER133 Жыл бұрын
We have a right to arms, which means weapons of war! Not just firearms! Heaton should be loaded with explosives, grenades, firearms, computer that can launch computer guided missiles and more!
@DevineInnovations
@DevineInnovations 3 жыл бұрын
"Marry who you want." Well, I keep asking and she keeps saying no.
@sumvs5992
@sumvs5992 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly that's their right, but also not sadly that's their right
@medexamtoolscom
@medexamtoolscom 3 жыл бұрын
That, dear gentleman, is a problem that can easily be fixed, with a roll of duct tape and a bottle of chloroform.
@TheSm1thers
@TheSm1thers 3 жыл бұрын
Just get the government to force her to say yes by murdering half the female population and democratically electing a patriarchal government.
@yournumberonepal
@yournumberonepal 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSm1thers Wow! Hail Lobster! 🦞
@some-other-time
@some-other-time 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of: "My mother told me that when I grew up I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out that's identity theft"
@fuddenstein1842
@fuddenstein1842 3 жыл бұрын
The “Waco Wonderland” joke might be the best example of creative editing in the history of media
@adrianafamilymember6427
@adrianafamilymember6427 3 жыл бұрын
FBIA
@myxomatosisification
@myxomatosisification 3 жыл бұрын
Im chilean and i didnt get it u.u
@Stevarooni
@Stevarooni 3 жыл бұрын
@@myxomatosisification Waco was a standoff between a religious group (including their children) in a big house and the FBI. The FBI got tired and shot in tear gas and started shooting...possibly igniting the building when sparks hit the tear gas, which they should have known.
@seanoleary4374
@seanoleary4374 3 жыл бұрын
@@Stevarooni they actually used incendiary rounds, even though they knew full well there were small children in the compound
@Stevarooni
@Stevarooni 3 жыл бұрын
@@seanoleary4374 thanks, I'd forgotten that detail. So ultimately...the FBI treated American Citizens with an openly heavy fist.
@dbackscott
@dbackscott 3 жыл бұрын
The zoning one hits too close to home. I'm a civil engineer, and I have to put up with that s**t all the time.
@IVANGROZNEY
@IVANGROZNEY 3 жыл бұрын
I did a foundation location an it was 2" too close to the street. They could not put the brick face on the house as planned and had to side it.
@MilwaukeeF40C
@MilwaukeeF40C 3 жыл бұрын
Eminent domain too. I hate the piddly shit that the government tries to acquire land and clog up titles for. A sidewalk corner cut? Fuck off. The government jobs are where I try to bury time on other jobs that went a little over or I just wasn't able to fill a full 8 hours for some reason. Time and expense on call contracts are great. Sue us. I can get work anywhere.
@MilwaukeeF40C
@MilwaukeeF40C 3 жыл бұрын
@@IVANGROZNEY Someone should have hammered the monuments 2 inches toward the right of way. OK there's real legit ways to deal with that.
@dbackscott
@dbackscott 3 жыл бұрын
This exchange happened a few days ago (summarized for brevity): Government regulator: “why didn’t you do water quality testing?” Us: “Because testing is not a listed requirement in the permit conditions.” Government regulator: “It is now.”
@pauljones9746
@pauljones9746 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. wanting to rebuild a rock wall on MY PRIVATE PROPERY that was falling over... that children usually playing around... But I was told I may have to wait a week or two to get the permit to START rebuilding it. I told them, either give me the permit and I'll start rebuilding it, or I rebuild it without the permit. Either way was fine with me. After some more arguing about "you "cant" do that..." I was given the permit, and rebuilt the wall.
@louiefillet6932
@louiefillet6932 3 жыл бұрын
"Circle" "square" "rectangle" "War Factory"
@grosty2353
@grosty2353 3 жыл бұрын
I died there ngl
@Standinthegap0
@Standinthegap0 3 жыл бұрын
Make Pentagon Library Again!
@oracle8192
@oracle8192 3 жыл бұрын
It's funni bc its true
@copocopocopocopo
@copocopocopocopo 3 жыл бұрын
"' I don't want green eggs and ham.' 'That's alright. You don't have to eat them. ' It's a short book. " 😂😂😂😂😂
@Grgrqr
@Grgrqr 3 жыл бұрын
A good one
@SpiderandMosquito
@SpiderandMosquito 3 жыл бұрын
It actually is though not to dissect a frog but green eggs and ham was literally written on a dare; his publisher bet he couldn't write a book that had a full, coherent story in 50 words or less. I don't think he ever intended him to write it but he did. I might be simplifying the actual events, do your own research, I just find this bit of trivia amusing
@TheRealPingu
@TheRealPingu 3 жыл бұрын
Ted cruz
@martymcfly8535
@martymcfly8535 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair the original is just peer pressure promoted as a virtue.
@0011peace
@0011peace 2 жыл бұрын
But, then i can keep hounding you on eating green eggs and ham. Free speech you know.
@whiskeyneat97
@whiskeyneat97 3 жыл бұрын
"Circle, Square, Rectangle... War Factory." Brilliant.
@stepaniki3319
@stepaniki3319 3 жыл бұрын
Someone went through a lot of Bob Ross videos to get that clip and I like it.
@EricSmalls
@EricSmalls 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was remade
@KeithCindyPanama
@KeithCindyPanama 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite Byden quote. What should I do next Nancy?
@matane2465
@matane2465 3 жыл бұрын
Should have teamed up with John Burk. Could have done more with a Ross parody.
@mr.mayonnaise2095
@mr.mayonnaise2095 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hello there. DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT TO BE HERE?!
@bigreaderpike
@bigreaderpike 3 жыл бұрын
No it's a public space I don't need one
@warrmalaski8570
@warrmalaski8570 3 жыл бұрын
You invited me so I don't need one.
@Launchpad05
@Launchpad05 3 жыл бұрын
BLM Looter: I have every right to break into your home because Biden, and Harris gave me permission to destroy your property. They care about me, and my rage against the white man, and will support my mission to rid the world of white men.
@mr.mayonnaise2095
@mr.mayonnaise2095 3 жыл бұрын
@@Launchpad05 haha I'm a minority so that's means u can't loot my house I'm protected by my race card
@Launchpad05
@Launchpad05 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.mayonnaise2095 BLM Looter: Black on black crime, and using 'the race card' against me. Isn't that a little 'RACIST'?
@Cojer52
@Cojer52 3 жыл бұрын
I would actually watch PBS if these shows were on it, but then it wouldn't be PBS. It would be a privately-funded streaming app.
@maxlenn4071
@maxlenn4071 3 жыл бұрын
Shit Man, I’d Pay For That
@ohioman4646
@ohioman4646 3 жыл бұрын
PBS now stands for Private Bitcoin Streaming
@thedestroyasystem
@thedestroyasystem 3 жыл бұрын
Same. I mean I ain't even libertarian but they seem like legit values
@thedestroyasystem
@thedestroyasystem 3 жыл бұрын
@@bidensciownworidbroughttoy4218 Absolutely. We need to have mandatory economics classes, to learn how to manage finances, do taxes, and learn about different economic systems.
@dmitritelvanni4068
@dmitritelvanni4068 3 жыл бұрын
Lol... one of those moments when you want something even tho its literally happening right in front of you....
@iammrbeat
@iammrbeat 3 жыл бұрын
Puppet: Today we have a real Senator. Hello Senator! Senator: How are you doing? Puppet: What is your favorite color? Senator: I would have to say blue Puppet: Me too! Tell me, why did you sell all your stock right before the crash?
@medexamtoolscom
@medexamtoolscom 3 жыл бұрын
I can see the damn video for myself thank you. Do you have any commentary of your OWN to add to it or do you just get off on writing a transcript of the video?
@CP-ll6qg
@CP-ll6qg 3 жыл бұрын
green is not a creative color
@jerryofswords3502
@jerryofswords3502 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no mr beat run
@BeaverChainsaw
@BeaverChainsaw 3 жыл бұрын
Senator: OH NO! Accountability! MY WEAKNESS!
@xGreenHawk97x
@xGreenHawk97x 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I...also watched the video
@notme222
@notme222 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched this 5-6 times and just now noticed it says "Who will build the Sesame Streets?" Clever!
@pauldraper1736
@pauldraper1736 3 жыл бұрын
Wow thanks!
@rimfire8217
@rimfire8217 3 жыл бұрын
People can walk.
@elliothagan119
@elliothagan119 3 жыл бұрын
"What else starts with Q?" Me: "Quantitative easing!"
@danieldaniels7571
@danieldaniels7571 3 жыл бұрын
Quarantine
@triggerhappyreviews
@triggerhappyreviews 3 жыл бұрын
Quasi-socialist economy
@fluffynator6222
@fluffynator6222 3 жыл бұрын
QAnon?
@bicyclist2
@bicyclist2 3 жыл бұрын
Amen! Its just fancy jargon for the FED printing more money.
@Taverens_Pull
@Taverens_Pull 3 жыл бұрын
Queer?
@philippweisang
@philippweisang 3 жыл бұрын
That qualified immunity chunk had me laughing out loud
@joepalmer3241
@joepalmer3241 3 жыл бұрын
The chimes when he said that. DARK but so sorely needed.
@Deathnotefan97
@Deathnotefan97 3 жыл бұрын
@@baddriversofthenorcalarea500 If a cop unlawfully shoots someone and and doesn't get charged with a crime, then, practically speaking, qualified immunity applies to criminal cases
@karma-616
@karma-616 3 жыл бұрын
liberatrians don't support qualified immunity tho so it was weird
@danieldaniels7571
@danieldaniels7571 3 жыл бұрын
@@karma-616 satire is clearly lost on you
@anlasma7942
@anlasma7942 3 жыл бұрын
@@baddriversofthenorcalarea500 why couldn't they?
@logankevitt8401
@logankevitt8401 3 жыл бұрын
The Dracula Debt and inflation of the dollar jokes are pretty underrated, I died laughing at them
@royalwolf7603
@royalwolf7603 3 жыл бұрын
"Clifford the big red MENACE" It was at this point that I died.
@Chesh89
@Chesh89 3 жыл бұрын
"Do you have a warrant to be here?" I literally choked on my coffee
@dougontheotherchannel3078
@dougontheotherchannel3078 3 жыл бұрын
DO NOT WATCH THIS AT WORK... When they said "war factory" for the pentagon I fell off my chair laughing and now everyone knows I was on Reason instead of filing my TPS reports
@seanoleary4374
@seanoleary4374 3 жыл бұрын
If you could just stop with the atrocious forigen policy, that'd be greeaat.....
@peterschmidt4694
@peterschmidt4694 3 жыл бұрын
@My Name is JAFO maybe he didn't get the memo about the new coversheet, yeeeaaaah, let's make sure he gets a copy.
@Dan16673
@Dan16673 3 жыл бұрын
Haha!!! I got my tps out before watching
@justinshifley3993
@justinshifley3993 3 жыл бұрын
Ummm, yeeeaaahhh... You do know we're using those new cover sheets on those to's reports. So if you could get that done and run them on by, that'd be great, m'kay?
@pupasarus
@pupasarus 3 жыл бұрын
We need to talk about your tps reports.
@DrBeauHightower
@DrBeauHightower 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@Goosiepoo
@Goosiepoo 3 жыл бұрын
oh hey back cracking guy
@kassokilleri2ff
@kassokilleri2ff 3 жыл бұрын
Whoa whoa be careful they'll cancel you if they find out you watched this.
@farwynd2925
@farwynd2925 3 жыл бұрын
@@kassokilleri2ff because freedom of speech and thinking died looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ago
@devinpaul9026
@devinpaul9026 3 жыл бұрын
"Aaaand that sound means we're in international waters! I'ma marry a robot and sell my kidney on Ebay!"
@Simon-me9fh
@Simon-me9fh 3 жыл бұрын
Australians turning on the hentai and preparing for a wank:
@MirzaAhmed89
@MirzaAhmed89 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Any and Bender from Futurama.
@MirzaAhmed89
@MirzaAhmed89 3 жыл бұрын
@@Simon-me9fh Northern Territorians.
@beanska
@beanska 3 жыл бұрын
Heaton didn't even light that god damn joint!
@A_Box
@A_Box 3 жыл бұрын
@@Simon-me9fh Wait, is it illegal down there?
@TheGreatHsilgne
@TheGreatHsilgne 3 жыл бұрын
"Marry who you want" is a bit of a sinister message to hear from an apparently adult dinosaur who just established that he has a requited love for prepubescent children.
@gratch46
@gratch46 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, something about the purple headed monster with his friends Baby Bop and BJ hanging out with kids never sat right with me.
@bethlong1981
@bethlong1981 2 жыл бұрын
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! 🤣🤣
@ArthurCSchaperMR
@ArthurCSchaperMR 2 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@0011peace
@0011peace 2 жыл бұрын
@@ArthurCSchaperMR Why even bring up marry who are so young
@ArthurCSchaperMR
@ArthurCSchaperMR 2 жыл бұрын
@@0011peace Exactly!
@blowzo1998
@blowzo1998 Жыл бұрын
As a lifelong libertarian, I've got to say, this is pretty accurate! Thanks, laughed a lot.
@InvestingBookSummaries
@InvestingBookSummaries 3 жыл бұрын
The shapes into war factory joke got me good.
@jdinhuntsvilleal4514
@jdinhuntsvilleal4514 3 жыл бұрын
I've long said that what we need are more Libertarian writers in Hollywood.
@NickNackItaliano777
@NickNackItaliano777 3 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@nutbastard
@nutbastard 3 жыл бұрын
It's the real reason Firefly was cancelled. I'm sure of it.
@jdinhuntsvilleal4514
@jdinhuntsvilleal4514 3 жыл бұрын
@@nutbastard I've never seen it. Was it libertarian slanted?
@nutbastard
@nutbastard 3 жыл бұрын
@@jdinhuntsvilleal4514 Yeah, and you should watch it. The main character was a Sergeant on the losing side of a war for independence. It's incredibly well written and acted, among my favorite shows of all time.
@kungfuskull
@kungfuskull 3 жыл бұрын
Tbh it is overrated, but it was pretty good and shouldn't have been cancelled. It's certainly worth a try.
@Grace-tg4oy
@Grace-tg4oy 3 жыл бұрын
"The Tragedy of the Commons but they made it cute." 🤣
@thewildcardperson
@thewildcardperson 3 жыл бұрын
@Eddard Tyrsson oh God that explains it how the small hats made money through exploiting the nature that protected them cute
@chineseviruszombie773
@chineseviruszombie773 3 жыл бұрын
Eddard Tyrosson, the book is about unconditional love. Too bad you can't understand that.
@charliewilson9062
@charliewilson9062 3 жыл бұрын
It's actually not the tragedy of the commons. There's only one individual interacting with the tree. Or is this saying that the tree is somehow part of the collective community? The point of the giving tree was that the "boy" had taken everything he could and more from the tree to go about and live his life. This is mirrored on the other side by the tree, which happily gave everything it could to the boy. It's supposed to be a story that both the child listening to the book and the parent reading the book to their child can appreciate (and all walks of life in between). You're all of course welcome to take from it what you will, but I'd argue you missed Shel's point.
@arkadycaca
@arkadycaca 3 жыл бұрын
​@Eddard Tyrsson "So we can all go and log an entire forest, because we learned from the giving tree the unconditional love of trees. " Out of all the widely varied interpretations of this work expressed throughout the decades, exactly zero humans have ever interpreted it this way. Feel free to provide evidence to the contrary. "If you don't see that it was small scale tragedy of the commons, you're missing the bigger picture." If you're unaware of a large variety of different, equally valid interpretations of The Giving Tree that exist alongside your own, you have some reading to do before you decide that everyone else's opinion is objectively false.
@arkadycaca
@arkadycaca 3 жыл бұрын
​@Eddard Tyrsson "I suppose if your entitled to yours, I'm entitled to mine." Mine has supporting evidence, but you do you. " I suppose I do firmly feel the way I do that I think it's objectively bad and I can't understand for the life of me why anyone thinks that story is any fucking good," If you lack understanding, what makes you think your opinion is objective? "but in no way am I actually saying you're wrong for liking it." Careful, making assumptions in the absence of evidence is habit-forming. "But yeah, I think this book and Shel Silverstein as an author are as overrated as 50 shades and Twilight" Probably because you've never read The Devil and Billy Markham.
@jfrm_559
@jfrm_559 3 жыл бұрын
4:37 I would pay for Mr. Rogers to come back to life and say that on PBS.
@codiserville593
@codiserville593 3 жыл бұрын
"Ho ho the suspense is killing me!" is killing me
@cconroy1677
@cconroy1677 3 жыл бұрын
This Old House is my fave part. I'd pay good money to hear Bob Vila get real about the headaches they must go thru.
@colinklang
@colinklang 3 жыл бұрын
Ohh it's the city inspector. How fun. What a tragedy your brakes still work.
@TheoriginalBillBraskey
@TheoriginalBillBraskey 3 жыл бұрын
Bob Vila hasn’t been on there for a long time. I’m not sure how long but it seams 20 plus years or at least 15.
@codeman99-dev
@codeman99-dev 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheoriginalBillBraskey Bob Vila is still relevant man. Maybe not "This old House" as that show went off the air in 1989, but Bob himself was active in Television until 2007. His shows are still available to re-watch on the website by his own namesake. Any adult considering home improvement will probably learn about Bob Vila. Don't forget that his appearance on Tim Allen's show was the best advertising of all time.
@jdraven0890
@jdraven0890 3 жыл бұрын
I've got ten years as a General Contractor going to the City permit office almost every day. Oh the stories!
@leslielandberg5620
@leslielandberg5620 3 жыл бұрын
That was so funny!
@bentait2462
@bentait2462 3 жыл бұрын
I'm one sentence in and it's already gold.
@mr.mayonnaise2095
@mr.mayonnaise2095 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hello. DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT TO BE HERE?!
@RandyJacob
@RandyJacob 3 жыл бұрын
That was me too!!
@TheVidNerd
@TheVidNerd 3 жыл бұрын
Left me cackling like an idiot!
@fnalley1761
@fnalley1761 3 жыл бұрын
It's like the Libertarian knock knock joke.
@pauldraper1736
@pauldraper1736 3 жыл бұрын
@@fnalley1761 Get a warrant.
@wowie4095
@wowie4095 3 жыл бұрын
“Alright kids, today we’re going to talk about the worst book ever written: Llama Llama Time to Share.”
@mr.mayonnaise2095
@mr.mayonnaise2095 3 жыл бұрын
@SEAN PETAIA communist
@pauldraper1736
@pauldraper1736 3 жыл бұрын
"The only good communist llama is a dead communist llama."
@mr.mayonnaise2095
@mr.mayonnaise2095 3 жыл бұрын
@@pauldraper1736 - Ghandi
@justgonnastay
@justgonnastay 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know, my vote for the worst goes to The Rainbow Fish.
@bogey780
@bogey780 3 жыл бұрын
I agree on Rainbow Fish. To hell with them greedy petty greyscaled fishes.
@aradnesol
@aradnesol 3 жыл бұрын
Absolute GOLD, Im going to show this to all my friends who dont understand Libertarians. Thanks for making my day!
@Wyrnikh
@Wyrnikh 3 жыл бұрын
“And I have the right to kick you off the show, you homophobic meat goblin” I died.
@TheoriginalBillBraskey
@TheoriginalBillBraskey 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t as I support the right to not violate someone’s religion over forcing an agenda.
@dmgice
@dmgice 3 жыл бұрын
The same baker also doesn't make cakes for Halloween and Transition Parties. Which is why they're being sued again.
@TheJaguarthChannel
@TheJaguarthChannel 3 жыл бұрын
@@dmgice activists intentionally ask him to produce what they know he won't do. The origin of the cake saga they went to multiple bakeries to find one to refuse.
@jadedandbitter
@jadedandbitter 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheJaguarthChannel we need to go to gay bakeries and ask them to bake cakes with bible verses condemning sodomy on and then sue them for religious discrimination when they decline. Only when this BS begins cutting both ways will it end.
@xryeau_1760
@xryeau_1760 3 жыл бұрын
@@jadedandbitter As an atheist I like the sound of this plan. Good luck to you if you try it!
@Muonium1
@Muonium1 3 жыл бұрын
The Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego music is INTENSE nostalgia and I never really even watched the show much as a kid.
@anemu3819
@anemu3819 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, but where is she
@StarlasAiko
@StarlasAiko 3 жыл бұрын
In a country where socialism has failed and that has an American military base.
@anemu3819
@anemu3819 3 жыл бұрын
@@StarlasAiko so we take a map from each category and overlap them
@anemu3819
@anemu3819 3 жыл бұрын
@@StarlasAiko germany, aghganistan, syria, bulgaria, yemen,are left
@James_Bee
@James_Bee 3 жыл бұрын
@@anemu3819 I believe it was two seperate questions. The joke being a typical game show has 3 to 4 options and those two questions have MANY options.
@grantjohnson5785
@grantjohnson5785 3 жыл бұрын
Finally! Someone explained why Mr. Rogers won the "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny".
@cubesluna6665
@cubesluna6665 3 жыл бұрын
Best comment lol
@judsongaiden9878
@judsongaiden9878 3 жыл бұрын
GLaD to know I'm not the only one who remembers that.
@grantjohnson5785
@grantjohnson5785 3 жыл бұрын
@@judsongaiden9878 Oh, there's plenty of us in the Newgrounds generation...
@Countdown3337
@Countdown3337 3 жыл бұрын
Too funny, that last scene gave me nostalgia for the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny as well. I think I'm going to go watch it now for the first time in years.
@grantjohnson5785
@grantjohnson5785 3 жыл бұрын
@@Countdown3337 Tell Chuck Norris "hi" for me! (Incidentally, I think he'd make a great Libertarian candidate for President, as he's all about personal responsibility. And could totally kick any other world leader's tuchus.)
@simolatham03
@simolatham03 3 жыл бұрын
These random Reason shorts are hilarious and severely underrated
@4TwentyFour20
@4TwentyFour20 3 жыл бұрын
agreed
@thecallfam
@thecallfam 3 жыл бұрын
I want that “taxation is theft” tote bag!! But 10 Bitcoin might be a little too much.
@jimbo9305
@jimbo9305 2 жыл бұрын
Bob Ross painting Waco, that's gold.
@livifan45
@livifan45 3 жыл бұрын
Andrew Heaton playing Mr Rogers was something I didn't realise I wanted until right this second.
@shawnmcnamee645
@shawnmcnamee645 3 жыл бұрын
This video made my Friday immeasurably better! We need more Heaton, Remy and Bragg videos and more Remy songs!!
@earlycuyler2295
@earlycuyler2295 3 жыл бұрын
I think this is supposed to be " parody" but i cant disagree with ANYTHING being made fun of.
@animeAJproductions
@animeAJproductions 3 жыл бұрын
I think even George Carlin once said "its funny because its true."
@xryeau_1760
@xryeau_1760 3 жыл бұрын
This is parodying done well
@scottgillespie8011
@scottgillespie8011 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly, no Libertarian will see the joke in the mirror.
@earlycuyler2295
@earlycuyler2295 3 жыл бұрын
@@scottgillespie8011 sadly, partisans still think this is a " joke" that cannot become a reality.
@bloodleader5
@bloodleader5 3 жыл бұрын
@@scottgillespie8011 Nice chip on your shoulder.
@roryoconnell7759
@roryoconnell7759 Жыл бұрын
Content like this is why KZbin needs a "LOVE" button, not just a "Like" button. Also Andrew and Austin are national treasures that should be protected at all cost, including the use of US military personnel based in Australia, Bahrain, Belgium,.....
@DominicMV
@DominicMV 3 жыл бұрын
"you homophobic bearded meat goblin" I gotta use that one
@AlexLee-dc2vb
@AlexLee-dc2vb 3 жыл бұрын
Clifford The Big Red Menace had me laughing to a point of tears
@PMack369
@PMack369 3 жыл бұрын
Commenting just to help the algorithm recommend this amazing video to more people
@nicholasspagnolo7842
@nicholasspagnolo7842 3 жыл бұрын
Pog
@lampyrisnoctiluca9904
@lampyrisnoctiluca9904 3 жыл бұрын
Your welcome. It may not recomend it to me without your comment!!#
@justaspectator9762
@justaspectator9762 3 жыл бұрын
Will comment too
@ClayandPapyrus
@ClayandPapyrus 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it at “What word starts with the letter Q” “Space Lazer!!!”
@johnnyapplesmith
@johnnyapplesmith 3 жыл бұрын
I don't get the joke, can you explain please?
@justinsitjar6253
@justinsitjar6253 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyapplesmith pretty sure it’s a reference to Qanon
@michaelbcohen
@michaelbcohen 3 жыл бұрын
@@justinsitjar6253 for sure, which is why it was followed by rambling conspiracy theories after
@bogey780
@bogey780 3 жыл бұрын
A theory circulated in Q circles was space lasers were used to set wildfires.
@Decentralized_Maze
@Decentralized_Maze 3 жыл бұрын
As a PBS watcher (in youth).... I laughed so hard that I had to watch it twice! 😂
@GiovanniV69
@GiovanniV69 3 жыл бұрын
The "Carmen Sandiego" bit was hilarious! I really liked that show. And it had a great theme song!
@watchdealer11
@watchdealer11 3 жыл бұрын
This is a satirical masterpiece without equal. Bravo, Reason.
@derrickjohnson4952
@derrickjohnson4952 3 жыл бұрын
5 seconds in and it's already perfect "oh hello do you have a warrant to be in here ? "
@nickwisntcool
@nickwisntcool 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest things you guys have put out since the Libertarian Christmas gifts. Bravo!
@octavianaries2825
@octavianaries2825 3 жыл бұрын
I just keep coming back to this, I've watched it 4 times in 3 days. It's beautiful, please make more things like this.
@cheesestyx945
@cheesestyx945 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched it four times just now...
@EpicurusWasRight
@EpicurusWasRight 3 жыл бұрын
“And when it’s time, you can die with dignity by determining your own end of life plan.”
@johnscott6072
@johnscott6072 3 жыл бұрын
"What else begins with the letter Q?" "John de Lancie."
@adamskawesker5102
@adamskawesker5102 3 жыл бұрын
I see you are also a man of culture.
@laurabeane8862
@laurabeane8862 3 жыл бұрын
De Lancie always knew he was sexy.
@BobWidlefish
@BobWidlefish 3 жыл бұрын
Actually pretty funny guys, kudos! BTW: MOAR REMY!!!
@777triathlete
@777triathlete 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, love me some Remy!!
@MirzaAhmed89
@MirzaAhmed89 3 жыл бұрын
Also, more Andrew Heaton.
@chrisgabele75
@chrisgabele75 3 жыл бұрын
3:35 I just want to warm it up, but not set it on fire. 😄😆😅😂🤣
@aidenpearce7775
@aidenpearce7775 3 жыл бұрын
Oooof XD
@memeticmedicine7950
@memeticmedicine7950 3 жыл бұрын
And the motivation for the Oklahoma city bombing was, drum roll please...
@davidmclaren7147
@davidmclaren7147 3 жыл бұрын
I passed by the thumbnail a few times before watching this one. Now I want to share it with the world.
@Kameron.Kennedy
@Kameron.Kennedy 3 жыл бұрын
I find it important that you know your geometrical shapes 3:11
@warrmalaski8570
@warrmalaski8570 3 жыл бұрын
There are some real cutthroat digs in this one.
@soulnull
@soulnull 3 жыл бұрын
"So we did some digging into your past......" I died!
@RankinAuctions
@RankinAuctions 3 жыл бұрын
Tune in next week when we read "The Lorax and the Importance of Replanting".
@JETZcorp
@JETZcorp 3 жыл бұрын
If the Lorax knew a little bit of economics, he could have completely buried the Once-ler by shorting Thneed stock.
@SaulOhio
@SaulOhio 3 жыл бұрын
@@JETZcorp Or maybe homesteading some land and started a Truffula tree farm to sell to the Once-ler. Then getting the Once-ler in as a partner, planting Truffula trees, increasing the supply of fiber needed to make thneeds. And maybe branching out to other garments, and made a killing actually growing Truffula trees, maintaining a healthy population of them. Like how it works in real life.
@bicyclist2
@bicyclist2 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely loved this. Please post more like it. This is especially funny for those of us over 40 who grew up watching the original un PC Sesame Street. This needs to be seen by a lot more people. Thank you
@bicyclist2
@bicyclist2 3 жыл бұрын
This is so good I had to watch it again.
@CatholicTraditional
@CatholicTraditional 3 жыл бұрын
I’m 30 and Sesame St. wasn’t that PC about 25 yrs. ago. But if I had kids, I’d block them from watching the current episodes.
@DingleMcGilacutty
@DingleMcGilacutty Жыл бұрын
I really need to renew my Reason magazine subscription. And pay the bill
@jl9205
@jl9205 3 жыл бұрын
LOL. I'm a Libertarian-leaning conservative and I endorse this video, hahaha.
@disillusionedrightest7313
@disillusionedrightest7313 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@celestirr
@celestirr 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed! xD
@disillusionedrightest7313
@disillusionedrightest7313 3 жыл бұрын
@Baphomet Actually it's more of a "I like some of what he does but not all he does"
@celestirr
@celestirr 3 жыл бұрын
@Baphomet Libertarian and Republican both share an interest of not having giant government and having personal freedom... Since there is overlap I don't see why it's so impossible.
@celestirr
@celestirr 3 жыл бұрын
@Baphomet .....how are they opposites?
@deepfriedsammich
@deepfriedsammich 3 жыл бұрын
"Here we see one of the last taxicab monopolies struggling for life. Competitors have entered their ecosystem." "An Inquiry Into the Nature" PRICELESS.
@thebestblainejohnson
@thebestblainejohnson 3 жыл бұрын
"War Factory", LMAO!
@inspiredone8892
@inspiredone8892 3 жыл бұрын
OMG WHY did it take KZbin so long to connect us??? SUBSCRIBED
@thebestSteven
@thebestSteven 3 жыл бұрын
The Clifford the big red menace part got me.
@therocketman321
@therocketman321 3 жыл бұрын
First off, the carmen sandiego bit was fucking hysterical! 🤣🤣
@louiefillet6932
@louiefillet6932 3 жыл бұрын
"for a man, thus subjected to a government he does not want, is a slave."
@nick7072
@nick7072 3 жыл бұрын
What else starts with letter Q? Quantitative easing
@Backstabmacro
@Backstabmacro 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. I did not know I needed this in my life. SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN FOR REAL PLEASE.
@BodisBomas
@BodisBomas 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh hello, do you have a warrant to be here?" Lmao
@davidclaiborne5280
@davidclaiborne5280 3 жыл бұрын
How does libertarianism satirize and advocate for itself at the same time?
@alanbartnik8104
@alanbartnik8104 3 жыл бұрын
Sense of humor and humility?
@RunawayYe
@RunawayYe 3 жыл бұрын
Comedy is proven to be great at conveying a message (that's why, for example, Stewart's Daily Show and Colbert Report were long running and popular shows). I'm a left-libertarian myself yet I do love these ReasonTV comedy skits.
@sandal_thong8631
@sandal_thong8631 3 жыл бұрын
I was wondering what this video was trying to say as it seems to be of two minds.
@nevermorethan12
@nevermorethan12 3 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen 🤣
@gpearson27
@gpearson27 3 жыл бұрын
When I picture Mr. Rogers with a firearm it is always a revolver.
@studinthemaking
@studinthemaking 3 жыл бұрын
He did have all those sniper kills in Vietnam.
@moderatemexicanamericanpat4904
@moderatemexicanamericanpat4904 3 жыл бұрын
@@studinthemaking you think he chose the revolver over 1911?
@Jane_8319
@Jane_8319 3 жыл бұрын
“Oh the suspense is killing me”
@zerobyte802
@zerobyte802 2 жыл бұрын
That sound means we're in international waters. (lights joint) That means I'm gonna marry a robot and sell my kidney on E*Bay. Priceless!
@alexanderhamm529
@alexanderhamm529 3 жыл бұрын
I love Andrew Heaton and still miss Mostly Weekly.
@JayneCobbsBunk
@JayneCobbsBunk 3 жыл бұрын
I loved him doing 'viewer mail' when The Independents had it's short run.
@James_Bee
@James_Bee 3 жыл бұрын
My dad nearly went to Djibouti on a military contract. I am glad he ended up going elsewhere.
@michiganscythian2445
@michiganscythian2445 3 жыл бұрын
I never even knew that we had a military base in Djibouti
@armadillolover99
@armadillolover99 2 жыл бұрын
@@michiganscythian2445 Great rule of thumb: if it’s a country that exists, we probably have a military base there.
@TekkitPie
@TekkitPie 3 жыл бұрын
Just what my Friday needed
@Super165i
@Super165i 3 жыл бұрын
I got a PBS ad before this video started
@wyntermackenzie4952
@wyntermackenzie4952 3 жыл бұрын
Long-time [REALLY LONG] Libertarian & Objectivist here. I heartily enjoyed and approve of this piece and will be sharing this piece. Thanks for the brush with the real world.
@techguy651
@techguy651 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve often wondered how much time and money got spent by This Old House dealing with zoning boards. Weird that it’s never the crew of contractors with cameras who get delayed three weeks so the planning commissioners can meet and make some arbitrary decision.
@sa3270
@sa3270 3 жыл бұрын
I watched This Old House religiously back in the 80s and remember they did have to deal with cities on occasion, especially if the house was in a historical district. They just showed other stuff in the meantime.
@isaacmedina9016
@isaacmedina9016 3 жыл бұрын
Freedom is amazing
@MoveUpMedia
@MoveUpMedia 3 жыл бұрын
This is why God created the internet. I feel so privileged to have been blessed as worthy to receive this bountiful video. Seriously, best thing on KZbin. Please make 2M more.
@Resident--a
@Resident--a 3 жыл бұрын
Let us pray Oh father, or mother, or other, or algorithm, we thank you for the infinite entertainment you bestow upon us at the expense of those who create it. So that my eyes may know beauty, my ears may know bliss and my heart may know humor. We pray in your non-denominational name and ask that you keep everyone off our property and out of our wallets because taxation is theft. We send this prayer in the name of your son, who may or may not have existed in respect to differing opinions, Wamen.
@KG-cm6yv
@KG-cm6yv 2 жыл бұрын
Kids would probably learn more from this version of PBS, unironically.
@iamjaleezalove856
@iamjaleezalove856 3 жыл бұрын
I need these to be real shows. This would be the TV my kids would watch 😂
@spartaninvirginia
@spartaninvirginia 3 жыл бұрын
I needed a good laugh today, thanks Reason!
@pmcgb
@pmcgb 3 жыл бұрын
4:20 Tote bag for $521, 208 USD? Sounds good.
@Habibi_exe
@Habibi_exe 3 жыл бұрын
Cuomo looked so shooked when the dude said he dug through his past 💀
@ironangel667
@ironangel667 3 жыл бұрын
He was stunned trying to figure out which atrocity he was referring.
@th.nd.r
@th.nd.r 3 жыл бұрын
This was the one joke I didn’t get, please explain lol
@xp7575
@xp7575 3 жыл бұрын
@@th.nd.r conservatives worldwide are melting down like snowflakes because the governor of a state they don't live in asked women for their consent to get freaky deaky in private instead of bragging about how he just grabs them by their private parts like a rEaL aLpHa mAn 🥴💩🤡💩🥴
@MrJames1471
@MrJames1471 3 жыл бұрын
@@xp7575 A lot of words just to justify sexual harassment.
@LukesPersonalChannel
@LukesPersonalChannel 3 жыл бұрын
This is a new level of self-parody that I'd bet absolutely no other political niche will ever achieve. Congrats!
@cooper729
@cooper729 3 жыл бұрын
"it's the tragedy of the commons.. but cute" I haven't laughed that hard in a while!
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