“The woman in front of us is the worst!” “Senator, that’s a mirror!” Okay, I’m gonna use that comeback next time.
@charleslindbergh82224 жыл бұрын
Next time what
@RonaldMcPaul3 жыл бұрын
@@charleslindbergh8222 LMAO
@damiengrief4 жыл бұрын
"Who wins when you allow unlimited dark money in politics?" "Not Beto O'Rourke" Amazing.
@StickyMcBudNugget4 жыл бұрын
It was all funny, but that was transcendent
@JayneCobbsBunk4 жыл бұрын
I literally lol'd at that
@xisotopex4 жыл бұрын
he will try again.
@maeghanrose32644 жыл бұрын
Seriously laughed hard at that line ☠️
@DarkestKnightshade4 жыл бұрын
I missed that. Is it cuz he's so irrelevant that not even shady groups want to give him money?
@emilyacevedo47464 жыл бұрын
“Any plans for the Biden/Harris administration?” “Virtually unchecked power” I died 😂 my favorite quote by far
@beware35864 жыл бұрын
Also likely the most accurate one
@alexlafond33783 жыл бұрын
It aged well
@stevesherlock53343 жыл бұрын
@@alexlafond3378 Very well. That fucker fell UP the stairs twice. Pissed off China and Russia in the same week lol
@RonaldMcPaul3 жыл бұрын
@@alexlafond3378 the future continues to be kind to that joke. There is actually a border catastrophe and the press is censored there.
@JJSPARROW19782 жыл бұрын
And we see what happens there. They plan for a space station for "research purposes", budget blows out and somehow it gets a big fcken lazer beam. Yet they still manage to leave a small hole on a few meters wide, but enough torpedo and blow the whole damn thing up. Their response, let's build another one & another one.
@IncredibleMD4 жыл бұрын
You know, considering this hearing exists mostly so people can get punchy soundbites for their reelection campaigns, they sure did produce soundbites that punched themselves a lot.
@RoyMcLellan4 жыл бұрын
wait...that's not what SHOULD have happened, that's what ACTUALLY DID HAPPEN.
@DannySullivanMusic4 жыл бұрын
They actually sifted through the hearings to provide us with this. They are clearly not human.
4 жыл бұрын
'Bring out the sandblasters!' Teddy H Cruz 2024
@dogguy86034 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@MiWill19884 жыл бұрын
"Because of his other words" had me laughing hard
@PhoenixRiseinFlame4 жыл бұрын
“Originalists want to go back to 1776” You mean, before the constitution was even written lol.
@isaactrefz97443 жыл бұрын
In 1787 I’m told...
@noisy.pineapples3 жыл бұрын
"Literally just google Originalism. You do this for a job."
@mcgruff73553 жыл бұрын
Originalism is the reason we can have Amendments with out favoring one Group over the other because every arguement must stand on merit Living Constitution leads to the Chaos we have today because you can piggy back any loop hole or fake scenario you want to empower elitism and loss of liberties you commie lovers will reap what you sow
@mikealvord559 ай бұрын
That’s a pretty goddamn clueless statement you simpleton
@AshGeo4 жыл бұрын
The most accurate of it all was the fact that the actual nominee hardly got to do any of the talking.
@jwoellhof4 жыл бұрын
"You realize Pandemic is a COOPERATIVE game, right?"
@tedrohe90484 жыл бұрын
You guys and gals at Reason are still the bestest at the political comedy on the youtube.
@herzogsbuick Жыл бұрын
Even now, 2 years later, when most politcal comedy would be well beyond stale -- I watched this and laughed like hell. It's too damn good.
@khemkaslehrling38403 жыл бұрын
I had friends years ago who were congressional staffers. They had a joke about it, it went "the most important thing about working with politicals is sincerity - once you can fake that, everything falls into place."
@segment6804 жыл бұрын
"Four housemen of the apocalypse: Trump, Pence, Biden, Harris" -Nailed it.
@francescolombardi34383 жыл бұрын
"Nobody horses apocalypses better than me"
@CB-rv2lj3 жыл бұрын
imagine thinking biden is the same as trump or better.
@Robin-jk6wz3 жыл бұрын
imagine thinking that biden is the same as trump or worse
@Robin-jk6wz3 жыл бұрын
@Jack Sheridan And strangely all the racists voted for Trump, almost like Biden has changed his beliefs for the last 50 years.
@JRL_3 жыл бұрын
@@Robin-jk6wz "poor kids are just as bright as white kids"
@jonathonmeinema21473 жыл бұрын
"the best we can do is blame each other" inspiring
@johnharris66554 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever sexually assauted anyone" "Senator you have me confused with Joe Biden"
@davidjosiahberryann65354 жыл бұрын
Cory Booker: I would like to punch Donald in the face Everyone: I would also like to do that Booker: That would be a felony *But you said.... that was your plan :'(*
@joshuamills39174 жыл бұрын
I would pay money for a weekly show with heaton and beard man
@seanoleary43744 жыл бұрын
I would, but I don't have any!
@John.VanSwearingen4 жыл бұрын
A mostly weekly show?
@seanoleary43744 жыл бұрын
@@John.VanSwearingen I really miss mostly weekly, wonder why he stopped, so much material to work with now!
@joshuamills39174 жыл бұрын
@@John.VanSwearingen don't stab at my heart like that. It was probably the show I looked forward to most on KZbin; and KZbin is probably my number one source of entertainment. I still go back and rewatch episodes.
@riphihe4 жыл бұрын
also, maybe someday we can find out beard man's name. if only their was a way to do that.....
@ElyLoew20404 жыл бұрын
"Didn't work for Beto O'Rourke" absolute gem. LMAO.
@ericstarling99823 жыл бұрын
"We only have like 6 years left." Well said.
@georgewrathall59504 жыл бұрын
I miss Andrew Heaton! And mostly weekly!
@seanfager80633 жыл бұрын
Check out his podcast, The Political Orphanage. It's pretty great. (He also does Alienating the Audience if you're into SciFi)
@madmaxxmad24 жыл бұрын
Trump Pence Biden Harris - The four horseman of the apocalypse - That made me laugh so hard. Thank you.
@StephenDeTomasi4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being so deluded by right wing nonsense that you don't realise that Americans are dying in their thousands to a preventable deadly disease right now...
@praisekek1814 жыл бұрын
@@StephenDeTomasi hydroxicholoroquine, go back to spinning in yer yellow journalism
@andersonbrayden4 жыл бұрын
This is great! Best hearing I've ever seen!
@VeniVidiVid4 жыл бұрын
“Politics is show business for ugly people.” Paul Begala
@inflatablelover18844 жыл бұрын
“Let’s get straight to the beer” Well poured gentleman.
@ericstandefer91383 жыл бұрын
Ok, who stayed up three nights editing this, unbelivable fortitude, and a sick sense of humor, loved it.
@HeartlandHunny4 жыл бұрын
2:08 is how I feel every time Kamala Harris talks.
@JoshyHendoMan3 жыл бұрын
And not one soundbite from Judge Amy herself! lol
@stanislausklim77942 жыл бұрын
I was watching Fox News talking with Klobuchar around the time of that filibuster vote and she mentioned balancing a laptop on a desk and I just laughed.
@vulgoalias40502 жыл бұрын
The subtle soundtrack from Llamas with hats just adds to the savageness.
@idriwzrd4 жыл бұрын
Best foregone conclusion hearing I've seen in a while.
@nithinsrivatsa47264 жыл бұрын
We are libertarians, but I think we need to side with the conservatives on this one. Ted Cruz is right. Bring out the sandblasters.
@johnharris66554 жыл бұрын
The 17th amendment might have been a good idea 100 years ago but now it needs to go. Senators used to be chosen by their state legislatures so they did not really worry about re-election. It did not matter how you voted because it was in the hands of the legislature. Now we have 100 million dollar campaigns were Senators worry more about appeasing their donors, some from out of state, rather than their constituents.
@brendanmah4 жыл бұрын
This makes more sense than the real AMY COMEY BARRET hearings !!!!
@jackthebasenji14 жыл бұрын
We only have 6 years left just white knuckle it.
@xisotopex4 жыл бұрын
6 years til what?
@averagejoey20004 жыл бұрын
@@xisotopex the end of America
@Noam_.Menashe4 жыл бұрын
@@xisotopex I think he ment until either the debt gets too big or climate change becomes irreversible.
@xisotopex4 жыл бұрын
@@Noam_.Menashe the climate has always changed, and always will. there is no such thing as some stasis that is forever unchanging and suitable for mankind.
@KevinFrost4 жыл бұрын
That was the longest 9:44am I've ever experienced!
@mallon040084 жыл бұрын
2:08 Right there with you my man!
@Judahmangi4 жыл бұрын
Surprised you didn't use the quote of the Louisiana senator who called Ibram Kendi a butthead 😆
@carneliantopsoil4 жыл бұрын
"What's the dimension of time?"
@yato3294 жыл бұрын
4
@MirzaAhmed894 жыл бұрын
The fourth one.
@Keyohm4 жыл бұрын
Lol ..that was tactfully put together. These guys watched the hearings just waiting for those "ah hah" moments 😂
@mpersand4 жыл бұрын
"senator, that's a mirror in front of you..." LOL! I needed this laugh.
@jimleedy80294 жыл бұрын
These are so funny but it still makes me cry a little bit inside. Politics are downstream of culture so we can see our worst selves reflected in these guys. The wake-up call is coming soon.
@jimmyjames56854 жыл бұрын
Culture is downstream from politics i.e gay marriage
@2411509igwt3 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyjames5685 Math -> Philosophy -> Art -> Culture -> Politics.
@jefffinkbonner95513 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyjames5685 No, the politics of that changed only after the culture did.
@jimmyjames56853 жыл бұрын
@@jefffinkbonner9551 gay marriage couldn't pass in California when Obama was on the ticket. Public opinion only changed after obergerfel.
@rexseven934 жыл бұрын
"Third Parties"? Isn't that like pluralizing "The Lone Ranger"?
@stdcall4 жыл бұрын
"and there's nothing you can do about it"
@mastring19664 жыл бұрын
This...This right here...this is epic. LOVE ALL of this.
@marcusaetius93093 жыл бұрын
You guys are the best!
@hereticsaint1004 жыл бұрын
These are by far the best reason vids.
@WowRixter4 жыл бұрын
So well done. Thank you
@robertortiz-wilson15884 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Fantastic.
@thegreypenguin50974 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold. Esp when he said 6 years max. Just get rid of this damn state alr.
@davidanalyst6714 жыл бұрын
Why can't we believe what he says? why cant we believe his words? "Um, because of all the other words!!" I almost died!!!
@maeghanrose32644 жыл бұрын
Love Austin and Andrew 🖤💛🖤💛🖤
@floridamanbear55224 жыл бұрын
You guys are awesome
@JoeArn13 жыл бұрын
“That’s why they call him Honest Don” LMAO
@baigandinel79563 жыл бұрын
The man kept most of his campaign promises.
@jordantanzyus12534 жыл бұрын
Wow... Just... Wow
@MDNightz3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious depiction! She got to speak as often as the real one, LMAO!
@hueyiroquois38394 жыл бұрын
4:27 Available at Amazon.
@billyfix36794 жыл бұрын
So good. Time well spent
@pernybergsund8854 жыл бұрын
That was awesome
@Lazyguy21124 жыл бұрын
Battleship is awesome, and the 5 second is needed!
@CaylonTravis3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God these are absolutely hilarious
@stanislausklim77943 жыл бұрын
1:30 I have never heard Lindsey Graham sound so depressed.
@Pandaemoni4 жыл бұрын
2:43 "[W]e only have like six years left. Just white knuckle it" That got me. (And it sounds about right. America 1776-2026 RIP)
@johnhughes21244 жыл бұрын
yup you're right there
@brendansully124 жыл бұрын
More of this please
@SuperKirezi4 жыл бұрын
I am simply happy that you two are back on top of the news cicle, and making all of us laugh hysterically at our libertarian philosophy. Reason TV should never stop this show, no matter what.
@lazaruslongnl90463 жыл бұрын
You guys are aces!
@CMB214973 жыл бұрын
You guys are so damn funny! Thanks for these videos.
@theakountant84443 жыл бұрын
The board game references here, Pandemic, Risk Legacy.........that was awesome.
@checkmate0584 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this.
@cameramanj4 жыл бұрын
“There is one sacred rule” “Never let them know you’re lying” “Keep your word” Ah, yes potato, potahto
@b.delacroix75924 жыл бұрын
Just seeing most of those people makes my stomach churn.
@tsegablijalem27253 жыл бұрын
2:01 he Nailed it!
@TheBighatter4 жыл бұрын
A single thumbs-up button doesn’t suffice.
@Fahrenheit40513 жыл бұрын
We've already done Monopoly... and Battleship... CLASSIC!
@lmfitch13 жыл бұрын
Kamala: " I just want to take a moment to talk directly to the American people." Guy from hangover: "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!"
@DJNaija4 жыл бұрын
More. I need more
@porterburkett8194 жыл бұрын
“We only have like 6 years left, just white knuckle it” holy shit
@limkey694 жыл бұрын
Wow this is great!
@jokeradviser58433 жыл бұрын
brilliant soundtrack
@chesscomsupport86893 жыл бұрын
5:20 If only they knew...
@mamabear67993 жыл бұрын
just found this channel today & OMGGG 😆😂🤣👏👏
@Caveman14204 жыл бұрын
Thats sounds about right.
@islandbee4 жыл бұрын
Wow. This had to have been excruciating to be there for the days of being there.
@PaulStringini4 жыл бұрын
0:37 "That's not enough."
@theandrewglenn13 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely hilarious and equally infuriating.
@miyochanfairyx8themlplover114 жыл бұрын
1:29 “how will the third party vote , oh hahahahahaha go on “
@swagswagify4 жыл бұрын
Reason TV's nut are virtually non-existent after straddling the political fence for several years
@ali_yayyy4 жыл бұрын
More of this please 😆😆😆
@jeremyogrizovich32474 жыл бұрын
Y’all rock
@JulianSloman3 жыл бұрын
Why no link to the full video in description?
@bruceh39054 жыл бұрын
Awesome...!!!
@averagejoe65384 жыл бұрын
Damn it I love your videos
@OEFvet03112 жыл бұрын
I am fucking DEAD.🤣🤣🤣
@zac33923 жыл бұрын
I wonder if this was done in the middle of a pandemic..?
@andrewandy554314 жыл бұрын
This is the best political satire video ever on The Internet, as......of..........right...............now!!!!! LOL!!!! Thank you Reason Magazine for producing and posting tis video. Best Video Ever!!!! Loved it!
@DPK3654 жыл бұрын
These guys are awesome! LOL
@justinshort62344 жыл бұрын
That was great
@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io4 жыл бұрын
I'm going back to bed. I've set my alarm for Bonfire Night.
@lancethumel92774 жыл бұрын
This should get an Emmy nomination for the comedic value. While also being nominated for a Noble prize thingy Congrats on historical editing