Rebel Moon - A Dumpster of Fire

[@bordocofrivia2896]

At this point, lets just be happy we got Godzilla minus one and call it a year.

[@Jay-jb2vr]

Best movie of 2023, no argument

[@samhanmma]

One of the best movies ever

[@alfred6303]

Bingo!

[@AuthorJohnADouglas]

I’m ok with this

[@kayskaht2052]

I mean, it's a shame we can't even rely on Hollywood to produce ANYTHING of substance anymore. 😕

[@SoldierSpiderx]

The film felt like a fantasy RPG where you spend the first half recruiting your party but you don’t bother to go through each of your companion’s dialogue options to max out their affinity. Your only interest is that everyone looks cool and has good stats.

[@003milo]

it was a bit old school retro like that, now that you mentioned it. :). What you wrote made me remember an old movie in space where they did just that, and they recruited a space cowboy that could make ice out of his utility belt, loool. I wish i could remember the name though, so since I can't i will say...very late 70 and 80 Sci/Fantasy.

[@slickrick646]

Mass effect 😂😂😂

[@adrianbrookes9001]

​@@003milocould be Battle Beyond The Stars

[@N93000]

​@@slickrick646At least Mass effect had the awareness to point out that trope. Your allies I think in mass effect 3 point out to Shephard that they're lesser used compared say to Garrus.

[@crazychase98]

​@n9327n True, but to get the best ending possible, you have to max out and do all companion missions. So I guess it depends on how you play

[@GarbageDeplorableBitterClinger]

I'll bet the girl who is the key to everything searching for the girl who is the key to everything turns out to be the girl who is the key to everything the whole time.

[@nicoleackerman205]

That is a really good guess.

[@macducati2304]

She's going to have to kill her Dad in the end.....daddy issues.....

[@Broseftoast]

ok this was good, take my like button lol

[@kerrylawson7515]

Wheels within wheels. You are good at this.

[@ajmore]

There are too many men in your comment, replace please

[@98765zach]

He literally steals the name, ship design, travel system, uniform style, and attitude of the big bad faction from Warhammer 40k and I am consistently annoyed when nobody brings that up

[@ZAKKANWAKKAR]

Ridley: I'm gonna do a bad Napoleon movie. Zack: Hold my soy latte.

[@successsystem2468]

😂

[@Wolf-BearChief]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brianabalos4878]

LOL

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

Ridley: I'm gonna make Napoleon a whiny incel that cries when attacked Zack: yea? well...in my new movie, every dudes are pussies

[@jbdentstu]

Lol!

[@KindAssassin-jw4lr]

I almost choked to death at "traveling via space vagina" Can't unsee it now 😂😂😂

[@Nakamura407]

The added sound effect. 👍🤣

[@IIISWILIII]

Guarantee you that sh^t was a deliberate choice.

[@christurk4261]

You mean, you didn't see it immediately when you watched the movie? 🤔

[@illegalfoodz8402]

​@@christurk4261I know I did lol

[@Soulgraven]

@KindAssassin-jw4lr Please try to describe it, using ANY other description. Challenge level: Impossible

[@drummerdc6155]

I spent all day watching Die Hard and Lethal Weapon. My wife’s exact words were “ I’m so glad we can still watch the good stuff”. My point is that just let them make garbage and fail while we all watch the classics.

[@Merchant1521]

What no Gremlins? It is a Christmas movie as well.

[@davidhero1000]

No batman returns??

[@umbrellacorp.]

Nothing beats the classics. 😎👍💯

[@vandalfinnicus1507]

A few days ago I watched Extraction 2, The Equalizer 3, and The Killer. All three were pretty competent and stylistically pleasing assassin movies. Point is, some new stuff is ok, and the makers of them are smart enough to know they shouldn't try competing with the classics.

[@123bamboom]

the Killer is great@@vandalfinnicus1507

[@Blodhelm]

It was nice of her enemies to let her sit there mourning her loss during that battle, very polite warfare.

[@vikassm]

🤣 As I started watching (Unaware of the name, trailers, etc), I seriously thought this was the first episode of a Series!! Thankfully it wasnt 😱

[@charongold6532]

It sure was. Polite warfare ftw... maximum dramatic effect.. gotta love those 🤣

[@f1ref1rst62]

@@vikassmoh boy I’m sorry to tell you man…but part two is coming. (And it will be even worse)

[@The_Greens_]

Call of Duty: Polite Warfare

[@sunshineskystar]

The only fun thing with this movie is me and my friends predicting the movie with 90% accuracy and laughing after whatever we said came true.

[@wyslanniknewworldorder9525]

Gordon Freeman?

[@SatishALaudea]

lmfaoo ...same here

[@danmcdonald8285]

Bruh, i did the absolute same!!!

[@BlaBla-jj6sh]

had the same experience. "Charlie Hunman rats them out? Never saw that one coming, oh boy!" - nobody, ever. You can already predict Devra Bloodaxe will save the day in her return in the second part, which will be equally trashy.

[@RobertWilkinsonJKekMaloy]

We do fist bumps

[@Extender911]

Even when Hollywood creates a “new” IP, it’s still little more than another derivative “reimagining” of a sequel or remake of someone else’s story … with another girl boss.

[@fixer1140]

"I will make my own Star Wars with black jack and hookers" - Zack Snyder

[@johnratfink7343]

They ripped off the imperial guard look.

[@Jeffro5564]

They already have it’s called CGI woke hahaha put a chicken in it, make it lame and extra gay

[@maddlarkin]

​@johnratfink7343 except worse, looking at the guns even the Guard get 1/4x optics on their lasguns

[@1981troyboy]

this was all just stolen from warhammer 40k

[@GeodudeSpitsFacts]

Can't believe Charlie didn't wanna do the Green Arrow but accepted to be a part of this.

[@susivarga7303]

Is he famous for his choices?

[@jojo_lion]

well, he would end up being DCEU green arrow and seeing how this universe ended he didn't lost much either ..

[@TheForbidden_1ne]

On a different note, if Ubisoft ever wanted to do an AC: black flag movie I think he'd be a perfect Kenway

[@Vegan_Photographs]

Isn’t it weird how everyone from the movie spoke highly of the story yet nerdy geeks online who only has a hardon for Star Wars but also shits on them can’t understand actually a very simple but also deep movie LOL I literally spoke with some of the actors and designers etc at the premiere at an after party in London and they were genuinely proud of what was made. Also speaking to people that I watched it with they also liked it, people I know also like it It’s just odd that the main people that has such issues but not only has issues, they actually appear to be bitter about it that what’s said becomes hateful ramblings of nonsensical criticisms when in fact if they look at the top 20 viewed Netflix movies, similar nonsensical ramblings could be said about them, but they don’t cause it’s not in the geekosphere Man, the worst part about geek movies is the fuckin ‘fans’, you all come across so freaking entitled it’s actually disgusting. I’m not even just talking about this movie, most movies you just gather together online and shit away and moan and complain about other people, it’s fucking weird

[@SubZero-hs9xc]

The guy that did flash in Smallville Santa to play Green Arrow now and i think is perfect, he looks like him, and even practiced with the bow

[@janwillemgunneman2235]

It has so many warhammer 40K Elements, it's almost scary it's like Netflix wanted to beat Amazon to the Punch.

[@snowdog202]

I saw this movie 40 years ago. it was called Battle Beyond the Stars (basically the Magnificent 7 in space) . Done ten times better for 1/100th of the budget.

[@franohmsford7548]

Done ten times better Can't believe you kept a straight face whilst writing that! Battle Beyond the Stars was utter rubbish! Rebel Moon's not great and has a whole bunch of problems but it ain't that bad!

[@ash-mp6ob]

Snyder cult?

[@krzyho27]

Tru😂

[@TJ-se3ih]

I have to agree. As cheesy as BBTS was, it was enjoyable. Rebel Moon was boring, moody pretentious shite with a large pricetag

[@sapp6401]

OMG Battle beyond the Stars! Great B movie. Go John Boy.

[@curtisbryce5096]

Space Lesbians saving the universe? Yeah, that'll happen. What are they going to do, complain their way out of trouble?

[@noneyabizz8337]

Now now, lesbians also destroy anything man builds and then complain about men when their own ideas fail. Be fair.

[@SiccDeville]

it should be called Scissor Wars

[@curtisbryce5096]

@@SiccDeville I think I got that reference. Hopefully.

[@joeshmoe7967]

@@SiccDeville LOL!!!! Two thumbs way way up!!!! I laughed out loud at Scissor Wars - Cheers

[@brianabalos4878]

@@SiccDeville LOL

[@ZeerXX]

This felt like a TV movie you remember watching as a child and thinking it was good. Only to watch it years later and realize how terrible it really was.

[@soundboy7239]

Huh ? Stop embarrassing yourself , you dudes are going out of your way to try n trash this , you didn't even say if it was good or bad you just used a metaphor that doesn't make sense at all

[@danielhicks4826]

I totally get what you mean, but even those types of movies have some value as in they weren't bombarded with subversive agenda propaganda garbage spew back then, where as now they not only suck but are also full of that so even said types of generic movies from our childhoods are amazing compared to this type of crap ya know.

[@jamieammar6131]

@@soundboy7239It is that bad. Using metaphors is the only solace to talk about it.

[@Mordeairayne]

Camp Rock

[@unclest1nky]

For me, that was "Night Of The Comet." I saw it when it came out when I was a kid. I thought it was great. Then I rewatched it, years later, when I was an adult. but as an adult, I couldn't believe that I liked it so much when I was young.

[@Rasmusthall]

So Kora is Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy? Evil millitant man destroys her home and adopts her to become warrior

[@grim_2000]

Pretty much. The scene of her being taken by the evil admiral is similar to one in IW

[@chucknorris2418]

I knew it was going to be trash going in but Snyder went above and beyond. He's evolved into something truly worthless. How much slow motion can a movie have?

[@burntumbrage6868]

MauLer definitely ripped it for this and said there’s even a moment where ZS interrupted a slow-mo sequence to do an even slower-mo part!

[@dragani2330]

Cost-efficient production. 20 minutes of slow motion correspond to 120 minutes of real time. 😂

[@markcarpenter6020]

All of it. The sad part is. It's bad slow mo. If he's gonna do it he should have hired the people who did the slow mo for dredd. Then at least it would look pretty.

[@ActivateMission2ThisTimeline]

Saves $$$$$ slo mo😊

[@stormryder4305]

In Snyder's multiverse, as slow as possible. Over 2 hours of just slow motion jumping over the ridge for dramatic scenery. Unfortunately, even Zack Synder realizes it is way too stupid. 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@vitaliyred622]

Snyder blended everything together from so many things and it turned to be faceless and souless. He took so many things from so many fandoms and proved he is a visual guy first, writers and creator last.

[@stormryder4305]

As proven by his painfully slow motion jumping and combat scenes - which doesn't contribute anything to the story.

[@grega.3]

snyder really an expert on baiting many fandom

[@sunshineskystar]

​@Koopyspappyoh stfu, the prequels are still better than the new trilogy and this movie combined. That trilogy gave us Darth maul, hot padme and Obi Wan Kenobi.

[@gsleo2396]

@@grega.3snyder might just be the greatest con artist of our time, he keeps tricking studios into giving him money to produce slop over and over again

[@emmanuelskyler1148]

Zack Snyder needs someone to direct him. He has a unique style but Christopher Nolan remains the better director

[@TheWarmachine375]

Take a sip every Kora make a flat face and pass it off as stoic and cool like Ahsoka did.

[@ryanmullett8832]

i just downed the bottle to get it over with

[@dimercamparini]

You would just end up drinking continuously for 2 hours...she litterally NEVER changes expression...

[@rp-2f]

watching actresses trying to be stoic is so painful

[@JoJo-vg8dz]

It's just cringe. Zero credibility.

[@cympimpin20]

Were you already drunk when you tried to type this?

[@ivanrenteria3257]

It was watchable but not a big fan, the protagonist is Gamora pretty much same background: Tyrant invades planet kills her family, adopts her and trains her to be a killing machine. The rest of the movie is Seven Samurai and it's funny how i had just finished watching the Japanese film a week before watching this movie.

[@theALTF4]

DAMN! seven samurai is such a...magnificent something! 3 1/2 hours on endearing characters and plot twists that let me in awe in the3 edge of my seat this is... a mediocre roleplay... a pretentious $20 RPG steam game, but is a movie

[@JSPena]

“Unfortunate… but predictable.” - Brainiac

[@FatCat4X4]

You forgot the poor horses with turtle shells on their faces that were supposed to be an otherworld species, but were just horses with turtle shells on their face. AND the super huge, killer, dreadnought warship, that a single man brings down by jumping on it and hitting it with a stick.

[@TheForbidden_1ne]

Lmfao I'm over here thinking he took down a random gunship, but nope.... 😂😂😂 this movie is laughably horrendous in every way

[@dimercamparini]

Also Sofia Boutella passing UNDER that same falling ship with a run&slide...while the ship was at least large like 30 meters...what a slide that was! :DDDD

[@Jeval-496]

I don’t think that was the dreadnought

[@ИванСнежков-з9й]

That wasn't the big warship they came with. There is a final scene where the defeated commander is brought back on that ship, revived and talks with the Emperor.

[@TimesThree333]

Yeah, but that was a BIG stick!

[@jonathanmarsh8119]

The movie is perfect for Christmas. So many people get depressed over this season, so watching this gives them hope that their lives aren't as bad as this movie.

[@Sthrall]

this was a nice movie i think al the "critics" is just jumping on the bandwagon of hating this movie this was a rejected SW universe flick so just watch it with a mindset of starwars movie and personally this was better than the crap disney craps out lately

[@ghost_kinggamer]

​@@SthrallAhsoka is better than this TRASH. And Ahsoka isn't that great to begin with

[@charlesiheme4582]

I like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ronnelechavez]

@@Sthrall Nah! Short-haired females (trying to look tough), "people of colah" in film trailers or posters nowadays is a not worth watching sign.

[@artgrathartgrath3451]

😂😂😂

[@NotCharAznable]

I didn’t even realize it was a gay bar. The movie was impossible to stay awake for.

[@SlainHope]

I think we are about to enter a new renaissance just based on the fact that art has become so terrible and uninspired every novice looks at it & thinks "I could do better then that!"! They have set the bar so low that it would be more of a challenge to do something worse!

[@JeffreyGFlegler]

It certainly inspired me to pick up the pencil and sketchbook again.

[@Mr.Corinthians]

@Alec_Kablam "Bread and circuses" (or bread and games; from Latin: panem et circenses) is a metonymic phrase referring to superficial appeasement. It is attributed to Juvenal (Satires, Satire X), a Roman poet active in the late first and early second century AD, and is used commonly in cultural, particularly political, contexts. In a political context, the phrase means to generate public approval, not by excellence in public service or public policy, but by diversion, distraction, or by satisfying the most immediate or base requirements of a populace, by offering a palliative: for example food (bread) or entertainment (circuses). Juvenal originally used it to decry the "selfishness" of common people and their neglect of wider concerns.[ The phrase implies a population's erosion or ignorance of civic duty as a priority. This phrase originates from Rome in Satire X of the Roman satirical poet Juvenal (c. 100 AD). In context, the Latin panem et circenses (bread and circuses) identifies the only remaining interest of a Roman populace that no longer cares for its historical birthright of political involvement. Here Juvenal displays his contempt for the *declining heroism* of contemporary Romans, using a range of different themes, including lust for power and desire for old age to illustrate his argument. Juvenal here makes reference to the Roman practice of providing free wheat to Roman citizens as well as costly circus games and other forms of entertainment as a means of gaining political power. The Annona (grain dole) was begun under the instigation of the aristocratic popularis politician Gaius Sempronius Gracchus in 123 BC; it remained an object of political contention *until it was taken under the control of the autocratic Roman emperors.* Did you know that all of the US's "Elected" Presidents have been descended from King John of England, a descendant of Holy Roman Emperor Charlemagne? Only Ford, Nixon's temporary replacement, was not "elected" into the Oval Office as President. Did you know that Capitol Hill (one of seven hills upon which Washington, DC sits, like Rome) was originally called "New Rome" and owned by a man named Francis Pope? History is going to echo once more in the next few years. "God Emperor Trump" (as some people call him) will return to the White House to stop the spread of Marxist ideologies (THE MESSAGE) and bring order to the West. What is the “7 Mountains Mandate” (Dominionism/Dominion Theology)? Supposedly there are 7 “mountains” of global society-Arts and Entertainment, Education, Economy, Family, Government and Military, Media and Religion. (Note: The US voting machines are called “Dominion”.) According to this false teaching, by conquering these 7 “mountains”, the Kingdom of God will be established. Reverse psychology is a technique involving the assertion of a belief or behavior that is opposite to the one desired, with the expectation that this approach will encourage the subject of the persuasion to do what is actually desired. Hollywood, along with Liberal MSM, Corporations and certain politicians assert Marxism, the opposite of the desired goal of religious Fascism.

[@StraightOutaFleaBottom]

EXACTLY. The beautiful films that will come from this horrible period will be worth it.

[@juangalton999]

Maybe, maybe not. Art isn't always lucrative and is ridiculously difficult to get into the big leagues with. I say this as an artist.

[@darrenbent7601]

The music industry is the same. They are smothering the true creative artists, like Courtney Hadwin, while promoting the boring and mundane. There really does need to be a serious shake up in the industry.

[@-heathen-3622]

just finished watching and it feels like it's a Warhammer 40k fan film from someone not that into 40k... that's the best way I can describe it.

[@oswaldfeurst5247]

I mostly had the same experience, I liked it. The lightsaber / power swords should have only their blades heat/light up, the mechanics otherwise don't make sense.

[@pjsines4705]

And the Bloodaxes look like House Orlock from Necromunda.

[@-heathen-3622]

@pjsines4705 the whole little rag tag group was basically rogue trader

[@-heathen-3622]

@@oswaldfeurst5247 the knock-off bolters, the costume designs for the 'spacenazis' the Latin-esque names they use... it's just a 40k fan film, I wouldn't be surprised if games workshop lawyers are going crazy right now, we all know how they are with copyriting.

[@Noisemarine]

Do you know what would be interesting? To have a character recruited by some charismatic plucky rebels to fight against a galactic empire only to find aa the story progresses that the empire isnt evil and that the e plucky rebels are in fact a bunch of murderos terrorists and the main character has to figure out where there loyalties truly lie. Now that would be an interesting nuanced story I would love to see.

[@grumbledore424]

It would have been genius if they had made Rey Palpatine the villain in Star Wars. It might not have redeemed the franchise but it would have been something new.

[@bigbutte5804]

The empire is evil they legit destory worlds, or were you too busy picking it apart to enjoy it

[@Beer_Dad1975]

@@bigbutte5804 Were they though? It was so confused - the "honorable" King, Queen and Princess were (supposedly) killed and the "Evil regent" took over - but then they have preambles and flashbacks that shows the empire was already doing this same evil shit before the royal family were offed. It makes no sense. Hey, I actually enjoyed this film, but my god is was dumb as a sack of hammers. I really can't see the "Snider cut" somehow miraculously making this anything much better. I don't really understand why people would love on Fifth Element and hate on this though - they are both equally as dumb, confused and full of terrible acting and dialogue.

[@K05H]

@@Beer_Dad1975 Hold up, Fifth Element was funnier, more creative and more colourful than this overly dark derivative of half a dozen science fiction stereotypes.

[@peposo7]

@@K05H Multi-Pass.

[@ivorkovac303]

They have got the most advanced special effects technology in history, a virtually unlimited budget, and the rights to a highly recognized property with a huge built in following, and this is the best they can do? I am missing nothing by completely checking out from new movies and shows. Nothing at all.

[@gregorymirabella1423]

well this isn't actually star wars.

[@ivorkovac303]

@@gregorymirabella1423 Yes, Disney Star Wars is something else. I don't consider anything after George Lucas to be cannon.

[@IknowIamkindagreat]

this movie was like clicking between 12 bad sci fi movies on TV every ten minutes

[@ArchGeek]

Drinker says “magnificent 7” and Nerdrotic says “a bugs life.” I’m over here wondering why folks always forget Seven Samurai…

[@NunyaBusiness...]

Gary named that film early in this one too.

[@Atheismo9760]

Because it's copying so many movies and video games. Seven Samurai, Magnificent 7, A Bugs Life (maybe), Battle Beyond the Stars, Star Wars, Mass Effect, Halo, Dune, John Carter, Avatar and who know what else.

[@frankcarlosanaliza]

They all got it from Seven Samurai.

[@myklostoth]

You know it is bad when a side story droid has more character and soul than the lead and her companions.

[@nikolaush3414]

Well it's also classic Star Wars. This one had less screen time but was even more interesting than any Star Wars droid. Half of this movie are star wars references.

[@leborhal7450]

@@nikolaush3414 Id go a step further and stay this movie is entirely derivative of a much worse version of star wars. This is what disney would produce if it decided to reboot SW:OT

[@nikolaush3414]

@@leborhal7450 Well there is admittedly an ultra masculine female lead - which is basically a requirement for any Disney movie - I am just hoping she won't turn out to be lesbian. I guess she's also somewhat ethnic... sigh. I mean ok if she is lesbian I will never watch this again, not because there's anything wrong with any sexual preference in real life but because it's such a ridiculous over-represented trope at this point. Brainwashing.

[@ceruleantortoiseoats]

Yo facts! Which is no wonder why I was so interested in that robot.

[@grimmywizard]

Hey, atleast we got both the Daario Nahaaris together

[@gaozhi2007]

The part where Katniss Potter leapt through the air screaming "The Spice Must Flow!" right before she kicked Darth Sauro-mort over the edge of the cliff, had me literally in tears.

[@paulgrangergranger8256]

"the part" comments are so fucking cringe just stop...not funny at all

[@alejandromolinac]

Cause you are the arbiter of fucking cringe and it all revolves around you….. can you people get damn thesaurus

[@samblack5313]

@paulgrangergranger8256 Nah. You spent a decade calling these people names, it’s not going to “stop” things you don’t like, anymore. Humour is subjective, btw. I don’t find any schemer, funny, but to you, it may be a real knee slapper.

[@calebbrown419]

Stale meme

[@jesperFrost]

Those lightsaberwands are so cool I must have one!

[@Degarth]

I got to the scene where the lead girl is a kid and her homeworld is attacked and the ruthless military genius who rules the universe puts her gun under his chin to kill him or whatever the hell is happening and I just couldn't any more. I went and watched 4 episodes of Reacher instead.

[@chucknorris2418]

A friend of mine watched this horseshit before the 4th episode of Reacher. I told him I was offended

[@kirkpatrick7475]

Sounds like Thanos and Gomorrah !!

[@Degarth]

@@kirkpatrick7475 it was exactly like that.

[@christopherbravo1813]

@@Degarth It also reminds me of the mandatory "flashback scene" in Pacific Rim 2 where the generic tough girl's family was wiped out by a kaiju that just so *happened* to surface where they were.

[@samblack5313]

Reacher season 1 is fire, season 2 is a bait and switch girl power series. It is dogsh!t.

[@gabrielwintermute294]

Another strong independent wahmen who’s the key to everything. Exactly what I’d expect from Netflucks…

[@VieViolett]

I'm so tired of it. Us girls want real strong characters like Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor.

[@LordRykard9376]

I'm at the point now where if I see a female lead in an action film, I'm avoiding it. 99% of the time, the character is written as a male, they act male, they're stoic, linearly driven, use violence like men, etc. And their backstory is almost complete exposition. It's so trite and derivative. I dont care how visually appealing or action-packed the story is. Women are simply not interesting to watch in these kinds of roles.

[@samblack5313]

@LordRykard9376 You know what’s coming. A chick who acts like an 18 year old dude with a chip on his shoulder. 80% chance she’s gae, even higher if she has any part of her head shaved. BUT she is also hyper intelligent, skilled at everything, physically superior, and morally infallible, and of course, a “pAwAfuL LeEdAh”, at the age of 19, or god forbid she’s 40+.. *female Jesus has ascended* She will mainly use these unearned gifts to belittle men, while delivering strong far left wing messaging.

[@Mouse_Metal]

@@LordRykard9376 They are not even written like men, they are written like villains but the plot treats them like heroes.

[@gokhanrz]

I understand why no one interferes when Tarak is dealing with the griffin, because there is a bet. Why the hell no one interferes when Nemesis fights the mother spider. The fist physics law of Rebel Moon is "Do not interfere with the show off of a character!" And after making great effort in gathering great heores, those great heroes did shit at the end. It was like really shitty jazz concert, where all the musicians play great solos one after another, but there is no music played together.

[@iambob6590]

That "space battleship Yamato" looks like it was taken straight from the game X3 The ship in that game was much smaller (more of a corvette) but the similarity (while not perfect) is uncanny.

[@jackmesrel4933]

Wouldn't be surprised if they stole the asset

[@nikolaush3414]

Perhaps they used AI for everything - AI using pre-existing images / art to create new art....

[@toughluv873]

Trust me, this breakdown is a 100x more watchable than the show he’s breaking down for us.

[@chucknorris2418]

1000x Trust me I suffered through it even thinking it'd be terrible going in and was still letdown.

[@victor-erwin]

Agreed.

[@SisyphusOfSodom]

²

[@tropicthndr]

Might as well be breaking down the Democratic ideology of how they want the world to be operated

[@meldraghart]

@@chucknorris2418 yeah agree... I was so bored for the entire time... Snyder has no idea about pasting... One thing that surprised me was how bad every fight scene was... I mean, he got few nice fight scenes in his movies earlier so why now it all looks so retarded?

[@dk4366]

I dont normally abandon movies 20min in but this one was an exception.

[@supman7020]

I did it in 10 minutes.😅

[@Hedgehobbit]

When the woman was plowing a field, hit a rock, and then, instead of moving the rock out of the field, she plops it down 5 feet away in the exact spot she's going to need to plow ten minutes later, I knew I was in for a crapfest.

[@failingup4907]

I tried to watch Thor love and thunder last night. I couldn't watch anymore after 10 mins. When I saw Thor dressed as Serious Sam and acting the Fool, I was out!

[@dk4366]

@@Hedgehobbit yeah that opening scene set the tone. i knew then what i was in for but persisted. it was the skinny woman taking on 8 burly armed men that made me switch off.

[@dimercamparini]

That was around the time I started to laugh like a madman...so I decided to keep going...I wasnt disappointed by the amount of "parody fun" I got in the end...

[@shamrockdragon7634]

Charlie Hunnam's accent is fine, he sounds like he's from Belfast, the problem is his voice is very monotone, like pretty much everyone else in this movie.

[@OswaltSamuel]

As someone who uses Ai for work, you get used to how Ai writes things. And this movie has that in spades. I am pretty sure this movie was mostly written by Ai. I would explain why it feels like so many other movies and the complete randomness.

[@dlewis9760]

I made the comment that they fed the dialogue of 3 or 4 great movies into the AI machine and said "Have it".

[@robbo580]

Give me 10 ideas for a space scifi fantasy movie. now elaborate on # 7. Now revise it with a big plot twist. okay, cool, now make it 5 chapters long and write it in the form of a script with the main characters as women and the men are pussies. thx see you in two months. 👍

[@richardmcgowan1651]

With AI just being a good search engine. Not surprising if it comes out AI wrote this horrible movie.

[@jamessimon3433]

Yes. Im convinced "AI" is just a direct connection to social media.

[@wholetyouinhere]

We've had derivative, incompetent, woke movies for a lot longer than we've had "AI". Zach Snyder himself is a "machine" that churns out bad stories, and the feminist tropes that permeate this film have been par for the course in Hollywood for over a decade. When the most important considerations for your media are identity politics and leftist messaging, the plot and characters always suffer. It does resemble the uncanny valley of AI generation, but the sad truth is that this garbage is entirely the product of reprehensible real people.

[@maartentoors]

Funny thing is; I could only manage about an hour of Rebel Loon, but I have already watched this review twice and had infinitely more fun.

[@tiergeist2639]

you cant even watch this..its brain damaging...and in pretty sure, its intended

[@BalrogUdun]

Now that the Snyder Cut fever dream has passed can we finally admit that Snyder is a decent music video director that got promoted way above his ability. Snyder can only make a good movie when it is already written and illustrated for him even then his batting average isn’t great. He has always been an edgy nihilist that’s why it’s impossible for him to create an inspiring movie and characters like in Star Wars. If you were hyped for this movie that is your cross to bear.

[@noctisluciscaelum2960]

Netflix told him to make this version for more people, then he gets his directors cut that's reported to be 4 hours. Clearly not his fault if he's told to cut it down. Same as it was with justice league, the Snyder cut was 10 times better

[@noneyabizz8337]

He's so overrated

[@Mr.Unacceptable]

His only skill is making Government propaganda flicks as long as they are under 15 minutes and include 3hrs of virtue signaling.

[@bradyd.6332]

I won't even give Snyder that. He's a terrible film maker all around. He has no talent whatsoever.

[@NathanCassidy721]

I agree. The man hit his peak around the time 300 and Watchmen came about. And while I could make an argument that Man of Steel was the last good movie he made, he was well on the decline.

[@Jdl343]

I wonder if one day all this will end, and we can all get back to enjoying fun escapist films.

[@hozair]

This review is more entertaining than the movie itself.

[@Bshep1396]

It was like putting your favorite fandom movies into a jar, shaking it up, emptying it onto a plate, pouring some disney+ (on steroids) over it, slapping it on the ass and sendng it on its way. Such a mess!

[@sarkastodon30]

Accurate.

[@LowenKM]

Yep, it may say 'Zach Snyder', but it's got 'Kathleen Kennedy' written all over it.

[@Holypikemanz]

i literally was laughing when the "space nazis" showed up. So cartoonish.

[@BanditBandit-m5i]

What's not to like? The main villain looked like Jim Carry in dumb and dumber and Matthew McConaughey in blackface riding a griffon. I laughed through the whole thing. I only hope the next one is just as funny.🤣🤣🤣

[@dimercamparini]

"and Matthew McConaughey in blackface riding a griffon." LOL...I didnt realize that until now...completely on point! :DDDDDD (yep...the only positive outcome of this movie are the many laughs...I had the same reaction too)

[@billybarnett9518]

Black face? So in addition to complaining, now you're reaching? I guess send the cancel mob after Snyder! Lol

[@BillOhio73]

@@billybarnett9518 Exaggerating, yeah, but the joke being made is in line with how corny this movie was.

[@minbari73]

That entire scene had barely any setup. Were we supposed care about this oiled up male model and his bird friend avataring in the sky with rousing music as if we're witnessing something primal and historic? We knew sfa about him and had no reason to care, yet it's presented as something that's had an episode of backstory and this was the payoff.

[@billybarnett9518]

@@BillOhio73 I love corny movies.

[@ginorodri6212]

My wife wanted to watch this with me. I said ok, but deep down I knew this would be a woke cringe filled movie. Mid way through the movie my wife looked at me and said "this is boring and cringe as hell". I fell in love with her even more!

[@johnathanscott4187]

This movie sucks but what’s woke about it lol

[@ginorodri6212]

@@johnathanscott4187 the woman boss, the double crossing white toxic guy, the native American indigenous Turok wannabe, the soy boy guy who needs a girl boss to rebel, with the Antifa /BLM/lgbtq rebels... This was full of modern western wokeism messaging.

[@Individual_Lives_Matter]

@@johnathanscott4187 The strong wahmen trope. The future is female. Wokeism started out as patriarchy feminism in women's studies departments (see Janice Fiamengo, Christina Hoff-Somers, Camille Paglia) and the "black feminists" (their name, not mine) decided that oppression had more than one dimension and intersectionality was born. The "women are the best and can do anything a man can do but better, if they weren't being oppressed by the patriarchy" philosophy is pretty foundational to Wokeism.

[@MegaBlu14]

@@johnathanscott4187 anything that has any mention of non-straight people and anything where a woman beats a man is usually classified as "woke" by these people.

[@vidstarr]

Congrats on using the bad woke movie to improve your marriage...

[@Hirome_Satou]

I just don't understand why stories with good strong female leads never get adapted. Book series like The Lotus Wars or The Blood Heir have strong female characters that do awesome things, but aren't perfect, make mistakes, lose fights, struggle, learn new things, have male characters who aren't defenseless or useless, and don't have the female lead with no justification take on a dozen guys by themselves and girl boss it and the time that it does happen it's well earned or makes sense in the context of the universe, i.e. they had a power or took a drug. It's extremely rare though and comes with a cost, it isn't treated like a "Yass girl slay" kind of thing. Blood Heir even goes a step further in removing the girl boss power from the female lead - don't want to say exactly what happens in case anyone happens to be reading the books.

[@Dias_De_Noe]

I think you answered your own question...

[@aloodena5196]

check out "Blue Eyed Samurai"

[@dinkmartini3236]

It's not about making money or good stories. It's about virtue signaling, box-checking and pitting americans against each other. They keep making this trash because they are exactly what the revolution wants.

[@rbu2136]

I am not interested in good women lead shows. Hollywood has done 213 in a row. Sick of the Panderverse. Done with it.

[@Hirome_Satou]

@@rbu2136 It wouldn't be pandering if it isn't pandering though lmao

[@ZANE-th2up]

Watched this. Felt like I was watching the cliffs notes of a much larger potentially very cool universe. Characters and plot lines with not nearly enough attention or time given. This ones for the tictok generation.

[@StepIntoTheLight]

This is kind of how I felt after watching it. Like it was way too much squeezed into too little time. Leading to vocal exposition instead of visual.

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

yea really I think Snyder needs a serious writer to work with him. Sort like it was with Sucker Punch, he can shoot scenes but everything is shallow and unoriginal cause he refuse to work with actual writers.

[@Crazozourus]

The scene where Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha finally open a bottle of Amasec that they found in Mordor was everything I wished for. ”Mr. Scott, beam us up!" as Han Solo would say.

[@samblack5313]

😂😂😂😂

[@visceralpsyche]

"You're hired!" - Kathleen Kennedy

[@mr.joshua6818]

They have to become a gay trans woman(or man) first though. (Disney gets a tax break when they hire LGBTQ+)​@@visceralpsyche

[@xminusone1]

My sister watched this movie and these ''strong female characters'' made her cringe so hard, especially the combat scenes, my sister is 1,93m and she know full well that no matter the training, she won't be able to fight a 1,70m guy.

[@stevenkraft8070]

I thought Rebel Moon was OK, but not great. However, you need to remember that I paid actual money out of my pocket to see Battlefield Earth in theaters, which became my example of a truly bad movie. Rebel Moon is uninspired, and it rips off better stuff from movies such as various Dune movies and The Magnificent Seven.

[@cruzanassassin]

And Inglorious Besterds opening scene

[@ethanchoi7036]

@@cruzanassassin So I am not crazy when I thought that scene was just the Hans Landa scene but much much worse?

[@cruzanassassin]

@@ethanchoi7036 exactly 😂

[@rabiesman888]

It kind of starts off decent but then mostly falls flat. Kora is ok but not great, the villain is decent but not really that memorable, most charismatic character(and most famous?) Was probably Kia but then he's killed

[@BreslovMan]

When you're super excited to watch Gary completely eviscerate a movie you've never even heard of until you saw his thumbnail.

[@WinWin-oo4uk]

Gary was being an idiot. This movie was good.

[@roboninja3194]

@@WinWin-oo4uk Keep telling yourself that.

[@Msmithjonesraven]

@@WinWin-oo4uk lmao no it was a mess.

[@WinWin-oo4uk]

@@Msmithjonesraven Have you seen the movie❓

[@samblack5313]

@WinWin-oo4uk Why would I watch something that isn’t made for me!? I didn’t see any 6’3” 280lb Aussie Vikings in the trailer, so no chance I could relate to it anyway. I can’t “see myself”.

[@FourthDrawerDown]

Ironically but with perfect timing,one of Coras’ incomprehensible monologues was interrupted by an ad featuring Robert Oppenheimers’ baffled and slightly distressed face 🥺

[@bztube888]

The space-travelling, planet-devouring galactic empire wants food from a super-tiny village stuck in the stone-age barely visible from orbit, made exactly as much sense than the idea that the village fighting them back.

[@Archimark1]

You just saved me a couple hours and muscle pain from repetetive eye rolling, thank you!

[@bryce2fadeway]

That was me the entire movie. Like what the hell happened to Snyder

[@jaegerbomb269]

Thanks for watching this so we don't have to. Merry Christmas Eve!

[@DoctorWho_1979]

By far one of the best intros of your videos. Thank you for bringing in some classic Monte Python!

[@shikwanloo3534]

The storyline reminds me of A bug’s life…the ant went out to recruit warriors so they can protect their harvest and stop being exploited by the grasshoppers 😂

[@GC-ps9mn]

That storyline originally comes from Seven Samurai. The Magnificent Seven also used that storyline. You should check them out, they're both great movies.

[@paqolp]

It's certainly better than everything released by Lucasfilms the last six years...

[@tranquilthoughts7233]

That's a particulary low bar though. I expect a script written by a three year old to pass that bar.

[@thechicagobox]

Crippling diarrhea is preferable to anything released by Disney’s Lucasfilm.

[@anibal5845]

No one should get a participation trophy for being better than one of the lowest bars you can find.

[@anibal5845]

@Whats.Next.Videos Drinker is getting paid?

[@terenceblakely4328]

Cool projection, bro.

[@charlesratcliff2016]

I thought I was the only that notice he took somethings from Battle Beyond the Stars. But the only differences was the characters in Battle Beyond the Star was fleshed out. Loved Nemesis. I wish we could learn more about her.

[@crimson_gaming_8721]

What amased me the most about the "farmer chick" in the beginning she hit a rock and man did she struggle to move that small rock 😂😂😂and then she goes and kills giys not twice her size but 3 times her size and flip them over...... Basically the strongest object that is her weakness are rocks , when you fight her just throw rocks at her .

[@vinnynj78]

Maybe she had all the makings of a varsity athlete just not that of a rock star.

[@crimson_gaming_8721]

@@vinnynj78 lol

[@naplzt4k]

I used to love women warriors in movies but these new woke washed female leads kill me

[@toothgrinder2760]

Noodle arms McGee is 5 foot nothin’, and 100lbs and nothin’. Taking on 6 South African Giga-Chads ain’t nothin’, but a 15lb rock in the middle of a field is her Kryptonite. LMAO

[@crimson_gaming_8721]

@@toothgrinder2760 telling me and the funny thing is I am South african and South african blokes aren't to be messed with likely 🤣

[@1trubrit333]

So many exact lines from Star Wars were used ..'he's not for sale' 'I'm looking for information' in the bar scene..so many characters look alike from a number of sci-fi movies..what is it are they running out of ideas or do they just steal every thing these days including lines and plots...I was expecting so much and it delivered so little.

[@draxrdax7321]

Nice behind the scenes intro, Gary. I was expecting a 10 men crew in a large hall with cardboard made backscreen, glad i was wrong.

[@papalaz4444244]

no mate it's a man in his cupboard full of toys

[@stephenseay3878]

Damned it now I want the 10 man crew in a hall ffs!

[@rrraven369]

does anybody know what camera he uses to record the videos?

[@Stardawg1]

Allah Akbar

[@jrwilliams4029]

“Someone we could defend with our lives” as if men need women to defend them or that women could defend anything was hilarious and typical intersectional feminism. What was even more typical was an ad for a Nicole Kidman movie where her opening lines stated how she doesn’t want to be a child bearing woman who raises a family.

[@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher]

Nicole Kidman is more barren than a screening of Aquaman 2, she isn't bearing anything.

[@davidd6147]

That's probably a good thing - she's a washed up old hag

[@billybarnett9518]

Not wanting to be a mother shouldn't be considered feminist.

[@macducati2304]

Put a chick in it and make her gay....that's the next story line....

[@GopherInTN]

@@billybarnett9518try being pro people instead of this divisive crap. Men and women compliment each other, each one’s abilities play off the other.

[@brianbouley2117]

The sloth reference was unexpected and absolutely perfect

[@GortholMormegil]

"Super-Gay-Sloth" "We're in deep shit now Francis..."

[@C-White-88]

Im 5 foot 1 95 pounds . My man is 5 11, 185 pounds, he lifts weights 3-4 days a week and is a construction worker doing hard labor everyday. Imagine him needing me to save him in a physical altercation. Does anyone that actually spent any time with an actual man believe this .

[@xipheonj]

The editing on these videos is always so good I sometimes can't tell which jokes are edited in and which are actually part of the movie. Did the wormhole taco ACTUALLY look like that?!

[@robertleach5355]

We're reaching Babylon Bee levels of confusing reality and parody here.

[@randymiller2460]

Yes, that is straight from the film.

[@frankspeakmore7104]

Me too, then I saw it in another review and thought that looks like a thingy! Giggling to myself.

[@jukeboxfandango]

Yes, I cracked the fuck up 20 seconds into the movie.

[@Mike_EOD]

I'm surprised Games Workshop's lawyers haven't gone in deep on this. I mean the Mechanicum, Ecclesiarchy and the Evil Imperium of man wearing Nazi/Commy uniforms with the soldiers wearing Cadian like armour. Even a character named Belisarius, I mean one or two of these one their own is cool I mean you cant copyright names but there are a lot of similarities here.

[@nicolasandresmartinez-cond126]

Yeah, I got a similar vibe. We're just missing a couple of genetically enhanced gigantic superhuman soldiers in bulky armor and the franchise would go on a crusade to reunite mankind.

[@shawy83]

everything mentioned, GW stole.

[@EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE]

He heavily robbed Warhammer 40k. The ships was just battle barges but smooth instead of gothic style. I had to keep ignoring the relentless warhammer theft to enjoy the movie. I did like it though.

[@chrislouton4378]

During the movie I would google pictures of Imperial Guardsmen, Rogue Traders etc. to show her the ripoffs. When the main character said "mechanicus" i facerolled, but then turned it off when she referred to them as the Imperium.

[@benlunch7618]

Doesnt the movie have to actually succeeed for it to be worth the legal costs?

[@SubFlow22]

At this point, I just skip everything featuring a strong female lead. Saves me a lot of frustration. After seeing the gay bar scene here, I'm so glad I did. Would have turned it off at that point.

[@zimbolimbo2408]

Zack Snyder: "You heard it correct Steve...it should look like a vaGiNa" VFX guy: ....

[@Fulcrum4747]

I love when she's beating that bell that's not loud at all for the whole town to hear when the whole town is already there,and can barley hear the bell gong thing.

[@jordanduran1726]

Also being a retired special forces soldier who then became a farm hand can't swing a hammer a few times without looking absolutely exhausted.

[@riocss3178]

Y para el colmo el general andaba con personas vestidas de rojo que solo caminaban y no lo protegían, quiso parecer como una película de niños jajajaja

[@Mereologist]

I think it's hilarious that it's the super-duper high-tech ultra-future and literally nobody has a smartphone.

[@drinkxyz]

I had trouble believing she was strong enough to swing the hammer

[@samblack5313]

Watching her attempt to swing that hammer was funny. It makes no sense to me when they make someone who is supposed to be epic, look like they’re about as coordinated as my 92 year old grandmother.

[@opmdevil]

I just love the fact that we live in an era where people can live their childhiid fantasies. You know, you can make a movie that is based on your inner 5-year old who lists all the cool things he likes in the 10 previous movies that he saw. Only downside is that we as an audience have to watch them.

[@Zen-jiro]

Or, We don't🤷

[@kuckoo9036]

You don't "have" to watch them. That isn't even a downside.

[@samblack5313]

The downside is, the genre I love, no longer exists.

[@toughluv873]

I belly laughed 1/2 dozen times watching your breakdown. Well done sir, well done.

[@joelr.9330]

Critique is Right on. Just saw this movie and it brought up the emptiness that Clive Owens movie Last Knights left me with. No soul, no spirit, no conviction. Just scenes spliced together. Impressive critique.

[@markhester6556]

I'm so sad that my Dad is so supportive of this film. I had to sit there with him and pretend to enjoy it but I love my Dad. So I did it for him. 😅

[@darkseid6898]

Don't be stvpid and ¡gnorant. "Rebel Moon - Part 1" is a very good film. You need to educate yourself.

[@thechicagobox]

I implore you to try and and explain to him what the issues are. Perhaps upon a second watch, if you can tolerate that, in order not to take away his initial enjoyment.

[@carloscorona009]

Rebel Moon > Star Wars

[@narem1092]

Ouch. I wish your dad was mine, I wouldn't have pretended to enjoy the film and tell strangers online about to score points(likes), you should be ashamed of yourself, and your pops would be disappointed in you. Imagine if he was telling his buddies that he pretends to love you because he's forced to. Shame. Man

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

Most people aren't looking for deep thought-provoking films. They just want to relax and escape reality for a bit.

[@scottyb2846]

Thanks again Gary! For enduring this garbage so the rest of us can avoid it and laugh at the commentary! Merry Christmas to you and yours.

[@stevengivensii2574]

It wasn’t even bad

[@spikespa5208]

Completely remove the reviewer's voice and just show the movie cuts, I still wouldn't want to watch it.

[@josflorida5346]

Dude the movie is good.... the only thing I'd change was how much they did slow motion scenes. Some were not needed. However it's better than alot of the Netflix trash coming out. Don't just follow sad boi streamers

[@infinitydreamzz]

​@@josflorida5346considering the amount of trash Hollywood is pumping out I'm *not* going to take your word for it. Skipping modern Hollywood productions altogether is highly recommended

[@slimmdusty8809]

It really isn’t as bad as people like this are making it out to be, it’s a whole lot better than the trash marvel and Star Wars puts out. The movie was a set up for the universe and the next part, it’s flawed but is it bad no, people are just hating on it to hate on it and I’m not even a huge Snyder fan, we heard before that the 2nd part is way better and I don’t believe Snyder is directing the next movie.

[@MonstermindCEOBdclub]

holy crap ; i was enjoying a quiet christmas evening and then gary suddenly showed me the apparition of max fishaggio . all the christmas food just did a speedrun out of my stomach .

[@maxbrandt6]

"It's a man, baby!"

[@LeoJay]

I have taught my brain to blur my vision when those troomers appear

[@gruby970]

speedran the upper exit or the lower exit?

[@sammorgan6738]

It felt a lot like "Bugs Life". Also, the opening scene shows a giant ship traveling through a rip in the universe, and that seems like an easy way to get food whenever they need it. I thought it was well filmed and the characters were well acted. Also cool to see the two actors from the GOT character. This video nails it.

[@LemurKrazy]

And it was an exact remake of the magnificent 7.

[@kamikazoo6599]

@@LemurKrazy*7 samurai

[@JennySparkz]

Now I understand how mags was assigned the prequel comic for this movie. They knew what they'd made couldn't be made worse.

[@viewtifuljon8105]

I thought he helped write this, but whoever did was clearly inspired by him. Make everyone either gay or trans. If they are straight they are a nazi. The storyline and quality of writing don't matter as long as you know everyone is ghey.

[@slippers8000]

I loved the 17th time they gave us a slow-mo shot in the same action scene and then went twice as slow for the follow up shot! I love watching in 0.25x speed.

[@daddystu7046]

Could've been a 1h30min blast otherwise :)

[@chrishill9197]

_In contrast to the really fast motion fighting scenes in DBZ for example._

[@sterlingarcher857]

This is what happens when you have a, fundamentally, 30 minute long story and poor dialogue. You gotta fill that run time somehow....

[@marcosgarciarodriguez3487]

Merry xmas Gary, thank you for all the good times you provided me this year

[@hakukuze7947]

Take the Seven Samurai and do unspeakable things to it, flush it down the toilet, go to the sewage plant and make sure it never gets recycled and there you have a perfect description of this…. Can’t even call it a movie, this thing.

[@justinwimer707]

Thank you for always keeping it real. And thank you for bringing up my main complaint, the feminism and 120 pound woman beating up of a room full of men and the masculine and feminine role swapping. Not even The Drinker touched on that in his review. Keep up the good work.

[@rp-2f]

no one has had the balls to admit it but him. As a man I am so tired of having to watch movies and tv shows that are decades old to find escapism

[@Simon-xc5oy]

You and me both. I really am running out of things to watch as I have seen everything worth watching. And for the last 5 - 10 years its all been unwatchable garbage. So what do you do when you have seen it all? I am still trying to work that out......

[@JoJo-vg8dz]

That's the agenda. Feminizing men and masculinizing women.

[@samblack5313]

@Simon-xc5oy The Expanse seasons 1-3 are peak scifi. After that Amazon bought it.

[@Simon-xc5oy]

Yes its great. But I have seen it all and read the books....heh...

[@miless544]

For those of us who discovered luridly covered paperback novels in spinning department store display racks, and who stood anxiously in line awaiting the first Star Wars movie, there is something subtlety horrifying about the content of modern science fiction and fantasy shows. For every Game of Thrones (at least the first few seasons) there seems to be an endless supply of Rings of Power, Willow, Robyn Hood, Wheel of Time, She Hulk and now, Rebel Moon. Gone are shows where the intent was to entertain you with imaginative story-telling and captivate you with fascinating and original world building; all that has now been replaced with soulless narratives steeped in social engineering and “critical thinking”. Mindless, formulaic drivel constructed by creatively bankrupt hacks spewing the same tedious corporate agenda. Thank goodness for the genuinely entertaining and wonderfully amusing content being produced by Gary and other influencers like him. At least something of value comes out this seemingly endless parade of garbage.

[@MegaRugster]

Every Leading Woman film ever.. everytime I walk into a company business, where every member of staff is female.. every shopping mall.. it's all 1% hard work, 5% usefullness 3.5% intelligence... these are the high scores they think they got. I love that scene in the boyz when the bad superman just lasers the crowd to death.. that scene is better than every leading female warrior fantasy made.. but that doesn't mean we shouldn't support them.. it is fictional fantasy afterall.. we've been subjugated to all this lgbt woke garbage for decades now..

[@makeyourmark00]

Rebel Moon reminds me of all the B level 80s sci-fi movies that tried to ride the coattails of Star Wars. Zack is just 40 years late to the party, but at least he still managed to make it as forgettable while weaving in all the necessary woke themes for Netflix. Personally, I love how the bad guys are now modeled after Space Romans (with the same tired adopted child of the conquered grows up to lead a rebellion narrative) vs WWII Axis - so fresh and innovative.

[@HighFrequencyRadio]

The Agenda is attack on masculinity. Reading through the comments it's refreshing to see a few people with intelligence enough to see that.

[@bmanrrrrr]

Nerdrotic is boss.

[@joshg.6315]

Didn’t even notice that those two guys are the 2 guys who played Dario Naharis in GoT until you pointed it out 😂😂😂😂

[@johnsantos1348]

Why do they go after the resources of a small farming community when just a some miles away exist a City which they can get all their resources from ?

[@pierrebernard719]

Your reviews always seem to be better than the actual film, which saves me a lot of time not having to sit around watching for 2 hours, time which I can never get back!

[@soundboy7239]

That's the dumbest thing ever , you're gonna let a guy who hates Snyder make you not watch a free movie ? 😂😂😂😂 Do you let him tell you what type of people to date also ? If you don't watch it you will miss some enjoyment , learn to be your own person bro

[@rj_thesnail5236]

@@soundboy7239 ur cultist can go watch that g4rbage, we normal people gonna skip it

[@Brandonweifu]

​@rj_thesnail5236 the absolute irony of you calling him a cultist 😂😂😂

[@ininede8238]

​@@soundboy7239unless you're bootlegging this, its not "free". You're paying for Netflix. And paying with your time.

[@cryogenik1522]

That Sloth reference is 🤌😆😆

[@IronAngel1989]

This felt like it could have been one of the spoof movies from Tropic Thunder, only we got to watch 2.5 hours of it and not get to laugh.

[@wizardsleeves8965]

this reminds me of everything else thats been out lately in the sci fi/fantasy genre. I got the same feeling from Wheel of time, Rings of Power, Willow, House of Dragon. They all feel like they could strangly be in the same universe some how

[@ItsaKindOfMagic86]

House of Dragon is a level above the ones you mentioned I swap it out for the Witcher Blood Origin in your list of recent sci/fantasy that all feels the same

[@JohnMicius]

you mean in the same dump?

[@MrSergiopg18]

I agree except for house of dragon my only complaint I have with hotd is the time jumps but that's mostly due to scheduling I feel it's a tier above the others

[@booster330]

Kora is the worst girl boss ever. Just Awful😴

[@marcusaurelius8130]

Exactly

[@autisticallyaccurate]

That screaming is weird.

[@jimmyshough]

You guys usually kill it with the funny names.. but idk how you missed calling Bloodaxe "Captain Black Sparrow" 🤣😂 he looks just like him lol that would've been hilarious

[@Mouse_Metal]

Is Bloodaxe the real name from the movie? :D Is he related to Taserface? Snyder: "AI, generate some edgy character name." AI: "Bloodaxe."

[@71Dana]

"Making his version of Disney Star Wars". Ouch, that is a insult within an insult!

[@martinenriquezruelas8698]

At the final battle vs the Admiral I was expecting a huge revelation like "I am your brother" or something else 😅

[@sylviapage2159]

Instead, in that get up the admiral uttered the words 'i am your accountant'' (or possibly 'your chauffeur...I can't decide...oooh, how intimidating 🤣🤣)

[@KateWandless]

Is that where the skinny girl went punch for punch with a bloke and knocked his teeth out….

[@TTS-TP]

Turok was one of those characters that I actually had to go back and see if I was going crazy , or they just straight up stole a character 😂

[@vidstarr]

The dude the steals the Gryphon and rides off on it, reminds me of Slaine (From the pages of 2000AD Magazine, A Celtic Barbarian who may remind you of Conan crossed with the incredible Hulk.) and Dragon-Heist. (Where he steals the Knucker (A young male bull Dragon.) and rides off on it...

[@vidstarr]

That scene could have been removed without affecting the story as it did nothing to improve the story.

[@jayloermusic6567]

dude you outdid yourself on this one. love the intro. the whole time I was watching dumpster of fire, I wanted to make a 3 Amigos mashup. you nailed it LOL.

[@what7530]

Didnt mind the movie, had a shit ton of flaws. Felt like I was watching the storyboard of a series of really cool ideas and amazing visual directing, but no substance and they forgot there was supposed to be an actual plot there. Zack desperately needs a writer to help him bc his writing is lackluster, and its barely even that. I do think the calling the Princess Issa the "girl who's the key to everything" without knowing anymore context is disgenuous bc everyone loves characters like Luke, who, at first, was seen as the "boy who's the key to everything." And Kora being well trained is not a bad thing, bc again, everyone loved Black Widow in phase 1-3, and she had no powers yet were beating dudes much bigger than her bc she was more skilled.