Rebel Moon Part 2 Review - How Ego Destroys Legacy

Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver review is Netflix's Star Wars Sci-Fi movie from Zack Snyder. Zack Snyder has frequently spoken about how if you don't like him you must love the rest of Hollywood. This movie proves them to all be the same. Rebel Moon Part 2 lacks most parts of what is required to be called a movie. With little characterisation or plot and slow motion attempting to make up for it. Is Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver worth watching?
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Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver Review of Zack Snyder's Netflix Star Wars copy. Zack Snyder has given many interviews about Rebel Moon where he's taken pot shots at people who don't like him, with his ego pretending his way of making movies is something astonishing. Well Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver proves this is nonsense. I had intended this 2nd part to be a shorter roundup, rather than a longer one. But unfortunately the 2nd half of the movie makes less sense than the first. Many times I overestimated Zack Snyder and Rebel Moon. When really, if you expect a shallow movie that's incredibly pretentious and doing nothing to deserve it. You'll end up expecting the result. But what do you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

[@absynthminded]

I made it about half way through. This movie is so stupid that people making fun of it still can't get me to the end..

[@AMAubert]

OMG, have you never seen Patton? Stop watching bad movies and watch a truly great one.

[@michaelroberts3898]

I still remain convinced that when Zach says he’s written half of his movies that he means he writes half of each of his movies and then slo mos his way to a higher runtime

[@CurtisDofMontana]

My Amish friends here in Montana use modern tractors and harvesting equipment on their Farms if I showed them this they would call these Farmers idiots😂😂😂😂😂

[@CurtisDofMontana]

​@@AMAubertdon't forget it's part of his job to have to watch horrible movies for us so we don't have to

[@jmace2424]

RIP Nemesis. She was in the Amazon with my mom studying spiders before she died.

[@ptonpc]

I understood that reference! It was Morbing time wasn't it?

[@IncredibleMet]

We can clearly see that the spiders were not worth it.

[@ShaneDouglas713]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alondro77]

Can you see the future now?

[@alderaancrumbs6260]

Yes!!! 😂

[@petriew2018]

Zack Snyder has delivered the most comprehensive argument FOR focus groups in the history of mankind.....

[@petriew2018]

@@williamshelton4318 focus groups in and of themselves aren't the problem, it's what you do with the data that makes them useful or not but yeah, if i have to choose between a movie by committee or, well, Rebel Moon.... Zack's making this choice real easy in ways he totally doesn't intend....

[@damenbach9732]

Give her the simple Jack haircut

[@willdavis3802]

​@petriew2018 No, it's Where you get your focus group from. Colleges and L.A. are poisoned. Pick someone in middle America, the dude that is most likely to take their family to see a movie.

[@CurtisDofMontana]

​@@damenbach9732I think Zack Snyder needs a simple Jack haircut he makes Simple Jack look like Stephen Hawkings

[@harbl99]

Not everyone with a vision is an auteur.

[@xipheonj]

I don't know why everyone is hating on Zack so much, he clearly gave us the movies we wanted. This movie was PERFECT for Disparu's brand of reviews and we got two amazing videos out of it! 2 hours of quality content from Disparu, thanks Zack!

[@superfuss1984]

You can watch Him again on 2 Directors Cuts.... 🎻😂

[@marychocolatefairy]

Indeed, this is surely one of Disparu's most epic takedowns, lol.

[@StainedRevenant]

“None of this movie works unless everyone’s an idiot.” Seeing how it was put together by Mr. Happy Meal, that’s just par for the course.

[@knoblauchkalle5261]

Have a IQ of (not even) 50 Be the smartest being in the universe

[@oblivionsa7973]

That's the problem with almost every modern movie and series.

[@bradleysmit1842]

I was sitting with my dad, watching the movie, and we both wondered out loud, "Why didn't they move the kids and non-combatants into the mountain cave?"

[@Nokonice]

Lol, I thought of the same thing

[@MajorSmurf]

Or why didn't they just leave? You're really going to let yourself get killed over some grain and land and follow a bunch of morons you meet a few days ago? Like is it really worth it? Sure you can argue it's their home but they can rebuild it somewhere else and if the Imperium keeps chasing you or harassing you, sure stand up for yourself. The soldiers that were there to possibly stop them are dead, JUST LEAVE. You have a five day head start! There is a spaceport town with walls a literal mile away. Also funny thing to note the only thing the good guys think at this point is that the bad guys want food yet they don't warn any other villages, towns or cities in the area... nor do they even think that in those five days these bad guys could have raided and killed hundreds and already gotten themselves food. See this is why you can't put Seven Samurai and Warhammer 40K in the same premise. It don't fcking work.

[@jeffreyspinner5437]

You act as if any of these low functioning uneducated derps understand life, liberty, or the pursuit of happiness. If that's too hard, why would you think they'd consider how the world actually works? That would take time, study, concentration and memory... Maybe even practice or simulation to ensure you understood the principles, when all these guys do is use coke, antidepressants and antipsychotics... With benzo chasers like Xanax. These ppl even drug free are low information voters at best. Zack is one of the same men like Rock Hudson who was married to his beard. He's not even a normal man, how could he make things we'd appreciate... Maybe for the non-skid sneaker crowd, but not normal men and women.

[@user-hb7py7xy7b]

If they die, they die. Weed out the weak like a true viking village.

[@MathTutorVideos]

Don't worry Zack. Everyone will realize the mountain cave is for the sexual tribe orgies to promote the Gods to give better grain yields. Duh.... - Zack synder's focus group.

[@constantlyenthused336]

When even Anthony Hopkins can’t elevate that dialogue, you know you’re f*cked

[@stephenmeinhold5452]

Anthony has no shame. just a price.

[@MrMirageCaster]

Zack Snyder Film School: Slow motion whenever possible, plot only when against your will, seek criticism from those you know won't argue on anything.

[@ShaneDouglas713]

In a nutshell

[@korimiller379]

You forgot: Consistency is variable, lore is not needed.

[@PeterPan-cy7oy]

its a 30 minutes comedy show when the slowmotion are in normal speed

[@matane2465]

Use cracked broken lenses because it looks "cool"

[@Darkington]

I'm convinced he's being trolled by his focus group. Who actually sat there and said "I loved the 50 minutes of grain harvesting?"

[@lance134679]

In the '50s, a filmmaker named Edward Wood made a lot of films with as little thought put into them as possible. Glad to see his filmmaking style has been passed onto new generations.

[@EatWave]

Rebel Moon is Plan 10 from Outer Space.

[@GaudiaCertaminisGaming]

Ed Wood did put a lot of thought into his movies, he just wasn’t a very good movie maker, like Zach.

[@lance134679]

@@GaudiaCertaminisGaming You have a point.

[@paulmorris5166]

At least Ed Wood films were sort of watchable. He was a superstar compared to Snyder.

[@markw110]

​@@EatWave ❤❤❤

[@slyjester3315]

I should've filmed my reaction to Rebel Moon. Just cringing, walking away and throwing up... IN SLOW MOTION!

[@DEATH-THE-GOAT]

_epic!_

[@RonCondon]

The loo, the loo, bollocks I've got nothing left to throw up, but my nuts.....oh God...

[@RonCondon]

Nothing left to throw up ...but my nuts!

[@nateschultz8973]

Hmm. Perhaps the vomiting is why Snyder needs all those Happy Meals.

[@Gyrfalcon312]

Reminds me of Dave Chappelle's reminding us that not everything looks better in slow-motion! 😆

[@lance134679]

What's with women cutting their hair short to look more "badass" in movies? It was lame in Alien 3, it was lame in Ahsoka and it's lame now.

[@zombifiedpariah7392]

It's really gross and creepy how everyone keeps gaslighting people into thinking any trace of femininity is weak or bad or not cool. Removing all semblance of a woman's defining features and making her masculine is not female empowerment. That's some of the most misogynistic shit you can ever come up with. Actual misogynists should take notes.

[@Uzarran]

At least Alien 3 had the justification of being in an all-male penal colony, and having something even vaguely feminine could have caused some... issues among the population.

[@zombifiedpariah7392]

Don't know why my comment keeps getting deleted. I didn't even say anything bad.

[@skyevens8756]

​@zombifiedpariah7392 that's youtube they are a bunch of yazis. I feel like george standing on the sidewalk. No comment for you.

[@sneeringimperialist6667]

They had headlice in Alien 3. They had at least a plot point reason for doing it.

[@nygmla]

In 5 days they farmed all the grain that normally takes weeks, knitted pillow slips with stories behind each, trained the villagers how to fight like a professional army, and build trenches and tunnels. And still had time to sit around a table to tell each others backstory to each other.

[@daveeyes]

The problem is, you're using your brain to analyze this movie/dreck..

[@superfuss1984]

@nygmail6499 To know the Lenght of a Day on that Moon, we need to know the Orbit around his Sun... 🤔

[@cattrucker8257]

The Worms Armageddon inserts made me feel alive and perfectly counteracted how dead inside this movie makes one feel.

[@theabhorrentchef7226]

Same here brother

[@spiderjeranimo4992]

a game of Worms had better plots, story and charactor development than anything from Snyder.

[@harbl99]

@@spiderjeranimo4992 Yeah. I care what happens to the worms.

[@markw110]

😂 ​@@harbl99

[@the_absurd_hero]

"I've got a brand-new combine harvester" is now stuck in my head. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

[@giggigidy6998]

No one figured out a handful of grain in your pocket gives you immunity????

[@Andreas_42]

Looking forward for a Bikini Grainmail 😂

[@KitsuneShapeShifter]

@@Andreas_42 Hot

[@ggcmod]

Rebel Moon part one: Village chief: "there is no grain for the Empire" Gunnar: "let's negotiate with the grain" Kora: "no way, the empire will destroy us, we have to fight the empire" Rebel Moon Part Two: Titus: "Let's negotiate with the grain" All rebels: "yeah good plan!" *Facepalm

[@craigcarroll3303]

Part 2. Atticus: Hang on, we don't even need the grain. Wtf.

[@marcturmel924]

I love that the underground are wired with copper wires that are NOT insulated. They would touch and caused a short-circuit after a few feet...

[@donaldsmith8648]

Once they found out the rebels were attacking them why not pull your soldiers back and bombard them from space for a few hours that's combat 101..

[@petriew2018]

oh, it's much dumber that that. You have more men and they have a static position. They can't leave, you can move your men around at will. You have a massive advantage in ranged firepower because all of your guys have, at least, an assault rifle. all you have to do is surround the village and pour ranged firepower into anything that moves. slowly close the noose while keeping you enemy pinned down. That's actually combat 101 for attacking a static defense. The side with the firepower advantage always wins..... unless they kamikaze rush for style points, or something....

[@user-hb3fi3vn2w]

Arty is ALWAYS the solution

[@Drak976]

@@petriew2018 Once you have spaceships the answer is always spaceships. The only way to have the high ground is to be further away in space I guess?

[@mcmogg_incmogg2080]

There is no definition for “assault rifle “ please stop using that term because it’s just used by people that don’t know what guns are

[@petriew2018]

@@Drak976 if you don't want to take the objective intact, totally. Honestly if this movie paid any attention it it's own plot they'd have nuked them from orbit to start with because the bad guys kind of knew the grain wasn't important before they got there.... but Zack Snyder villains tend to forget really important things, don't they? But yeah, even if you wanted to grain intact, the only way you lose that fight is to do exactly what they did to make the movie happen. Game of Thrones is wondering where the fuck they learned tactics

[@DEATH-THE-GOAT]

2:55 the next time a robot is needed in a space movie, could we please get *_"BENDER?"_* _So long suckers!_

[@hectorf.peralta9913]

He says after he plonks the scargiver in the head and leaves the planeta in her ship towards a planet with more whor$s and blackjack

[@DEATH-THE-GOAT]

​​@@hectorf.peralta9913EXACTLY! And whilst opening a can of beer and liting a whole packet of smokes

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

"I am Bender. Please insert girder." Also. "Kill all humans!"

[@Uzarran]

"What, appear in this crap-movie? Bite my shiny, metal, ass!"

[@kukuricapica]

Bender after that explosion “Im back baby!”

[@stephenlanuto5993]

This is Disparu harvesting HIS GRAIN

[@knoblauchkalle5261]

In slowmotion, we all know the movie is terrible and we still watch a 50 min video to tell us "yes, it is terrible"

[@stephenlanuto5993]

@@knoblauchkalle5261 yes but it's funny all the same, the Worms ost was a nice touch

[@goodtimesgamingtm1316]

Anyone else like actually start to feel bad for the empire to? Like think about it for these soldiers they are hunting the woman who ASSASSINATED the royal family and the village harboring him? Like and the way that Zach portrays these apparently super obsessed with war imperial soldiers having so little training that at the first sign of combat they panic and fire randomly? The way they lose a battle to villagers they outnumbered 10 to 1. Like the empire was the fucking underdog.

[@nont18411]

Not to mention that the same woman who killed the royal family also killed imperial medics and coal miners.

[@jhnshep]

The reason they want the flour is a side quest, the general spent a long time in covid lock down and took up baking. And wanted organic hand milled flour for the perfect bread.

[@flying1dead155]

That makes sense 🤔

[@Notsogoodguitarguy]

Also, one more thing about the final ship escape scene - no seatbelt or anything securing her to the seat, just her and her arms holding onto the steering. And yet, she isn't thrown around like a sack of potatoes in a tumble dryer when her escape ship hits the ground and starts to bounce around. She has the strength of the frikin Hulk to remain glued to the seat.

[@thewayofthebeard3680]

And the guy laying in the back with no support and the back door open

[@Mr.ANDERSONYOURASCAL]

​@@thewayofthebeard3680he's the most dense human alive, well we already knew that but I mean phisically

[@alvinhelms2170]

Think about the Grain. Ask: How many villagers were there? 50, maybe 60, tops? With no advanced farming equipment at all, literally harvesting by hand with scythes. So how much Grain could they possibly grow? Is that enough to feed even themselves? Then ask: How big is this vast interstellar Empire? How many billions upon billions of mouths must it feed? And how plausible is it that this 'rebel moon' could be a normal (or even relevant) example of imperial food production?

[@GaudiaCertaminisGaming]

This is an heirloom wheat variety thank you very much.

[@alvinhelms2170]

@@GaudiaCertaminisGaming - Well, that's nice. But unless that heirloom stuff fills bellies like magical Elvish way bread, it's still a tiny, completely irrelevant quantity.

[@superfuss1984]

@alvinhelms2170 Lembasgrain... You can make a Lot of Lembas from little Wheat...

[@PhotriusPyrelus]

It could make some sense to make the hot sword hilt out of metal. Because if your troops wear heat-resistant gloves, and the enemy isn't, they can't use your fallen solders' weapons against them. Of course, if that was the plan, you'd want them to be hot enough that a simple piece of cloth wouldn't work to protect from the heat.

[@dariovirga7711]

If this wasn't Snyder I'd think it was a nod to Pterry's Discworld (Magic is a fiery sword that burns all the way to the pommel)

[@balazsvarga1823]

That's more cpu usage than Snyder did for the entire movie.

[@DeadlyPlatypus]

36:50 Slow motion also allows you to pad your run-time and watch minutes, making it seem like people wanted to watch more of your content, when all you did was extend scenes by slowing them down. The director and producers get more for providing less.

[@artnull13]

Can you imagine the “director’s cut” He’ll most of the run time of the Snyder cut was slow motion 😂

[@blackmagic201]

1) I hate the utter crap that hollywood is putting out now. 2) I love watching Disparu review the utter crap the MSM is putting out now. 3) Fuck it. Maybe I am in the right place at the right time. Plus I love hot running water, showers, shelter, and floors made of anything except dirt. Sleeping in dirt isn't a dealbreaker though.

[@PureSniperWolf]

I see your point and raise you: Food. We have such a stupid amount of surplus food we're gat and lazy about it! 😮 What an incredible problem to have!❤

[@jeniferclemente1252]

Always enjoying the commentaries for every review 😆 Also, the scene with the tiny bridge made me think of Achoo in Men in tights. When he hopped from one side of the little stream to the other. “This ain’t exactly the Mississippi” 😆

[@CaelSkielsthear]

Gary’s wife did a wonderful job with your hair. I love the new look.

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

How this movie should have ended. The capital ship shows up to the moon. They talk to the local government and say, "Give us the food and supplies we want, or we'll wipe a few villages off this rock." The local government, who was expecting something like this since they're under the Empires control, gives them what they wanted. Some of the troops get some R&R planet side and cause a reasonable amount of trouble. The Emperial ship then goes off to do whatever it was doing before. The end.

[@hectorf.peralta9913]

That would be 4 hours of this tripe reduced to.maybe a short film of 15 minutes, not the Epic Netflix swindle Snyder got out of the deal 😂

[@ptonpc]

Considering they were willing to buy the grain in the first place, it should be "We need food and supplies, here's the cash".

[@dennismoore1116]

Maybe they show up for some RandR to find this planet has a yearly ritual. The ritual is everyone watches a Zack Snyder film-a-thon. So they just leave instead.

[@heavyhebrew]

Okay, well, you have this thing called a prefrontal cortex capable of imagining and analyzing. Zack Snyder is just ego.

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

They covered this in part one....

[@rahn45]

Perhaps we have judged George Lucas too harshly...

[@AIONBERSERKER]

No, we haven't

[@aidanthornton173]

If there is one thing I've learned from this movie. It's that these Grain planets are in *Dire* need of mechanization.

[@dtkedtyjrtyj]

Grain moons thank you very much.

[@ynraider]

The robots became druids...

[@JohnWill86]

If grain is so important that they don’t just nuke them from orbit then why didn’t they shove it all down their shirts and trousers as scarecrow style body armour

[@thesardoniccomedian9546]

Would have made the movie more entertaining to watch. When the soldiers go to take the grain by force, file a sexual harassment claim with their HR and the police. Turn it into a courtroom drama instead.

[@JohnWill86]

@@thesardoniccomedian9546 courtroom drama all in slowmo

[@superfuss1984]

@thesardoniccomedian9546 Calling the Police is a Copout! -King Arthur

[@Zzplys]

Who the Hell keeps hiring Zach Snyder

[@EnsignRedshirtRicky]

Netflix. They will still hire anyone with a pulse and that can talk fast enough to bore them with pesky details.

[@petriew2018]

i mean, nobody's been willing to give him a full theatrical release since 2017, including Netflix so, uh, almost nobody?

[@nickjohnson7277]

BlackRock 😎

[@CharlesUrban]

Whoever wants to make white guys look bad.

[@migzydrift]

He sucked a bunch of D

[@QuatrinaVR]

Rebel Moon 2: The Scar Giving Child Murderer of Fire

[@hflaming7177]

The John Deere ads in my ad breaks were

[@tulsacollins1721]

“I gotta brand new combine harvester!”

[@tulsacollins1721]

You’re too funny.

[@justinowens8834]

I just had a meeting with my focus group, and we unanimously agreed that Disparu would definitely look cooler with a beard.

[@shamrockdragon7634]

the soldier in part 1 called the robot a Jimmy, but Kora wasn't there when he said it, so I guess we'll find out in the extended cut how she knows the robot is James.

[@kukuricapica]

They called them Jimmies in general, but she called him James. You know spacizm against Robots and stuff, lol

[@ThomasStevensontutor]

Maybe 'James' is the name for this model of robot, as in 'Mitsubishi James'. The one we see is the only James still running, making it technically an individual name as well. :P

[@Netro1992]

​@@ThomasStevensontutor The levels of stupid for this to be right are outstanding... Which means that's actually what Snyder will go for.

[@rhys5958]

Wonder if there was some Disney deal made behind the scenes to have Snider make this movie so their Star Wars franchise doesn’t seem so bad

[@thedealmama3070]

This is the first time wheat was given plot armor, really ground breaking stuff here

[@timothymarzelli3874]

The plural of octopus is indeed octopi, but octoppendages is so much funnier that I might start using that.

[@robertb7293]

Ah yes. The medic scene. Two counts battlefield perfidy, one count deliberate targeting of medical personnel. The scene I realised that the rebels grand plan was warcrime bingo. There's a count of deliberate targeting non-combatants in the emgine room. Apparently for the fun of it. I just need a child soldiers, and that'll be a full row.

[@catharsis3881]

It's possible that the engine room workers were uniformed crew members, that makes them unarmed combatants and thus legal targets. Or they could be indentured and thereby illegal targets. Tough to say for sure.

[@robertb7293]

@@catharsis3881 They MIGHT be legitimate combatants? Well. I'll give it to you. That's good enough for my trigger finger. As Korra always said, better to ask forgiveness than permission.

[@catharsis3881]

@@robertb7293 oh no, she's still fucking awful. Just debating legalities.

[@couldnotbereachedforfurthe2647]

Snyder just proved himself Neil Breen with money.

[@gabrielplattes6253]

Those space ships look like plucked chickens. 😂

[@uncle2794]

"BEHOLD MAN "

[@JamesAnderson-dp1dt]

I've plucked chickens. They really don't.

[@zolarenard2246]

Now, the ones who read your comment, can't unsee it, which is 100% welcomed 🤣🤣🤣

[@gabrielplattes6253]

@@zolarenard2246 😂🤙

[@vwlssnvwls3262]

James the robot : "it makes me feel something other than hopelessness." - well he obviously has not seen these two movies.

[@superfuss1984]

Robots "Feel".... You arent DATA, James!!

[@PhilanderingBastard]

Is it really possible that Snyder heard the term ‚cold fusion‘ and thought it meant ‚coal fusion‘?

[@ifstatementifstatement2704]

That would explain it 😂

[@JimmyFoxhound]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[@harbl99]

Zack Snyder saw the gag dark matter furnace in _Futurama's_ Planet Express ship and thought "Yes, but in sepia and slo-mo with absolutely no irony."

[@nygmla]

Yes future FTL travel is powered by coal 😂

[@nicoleackerman205]

Coal is superior I don't care what anyone say one does not get radiation poisoning from it.

[@ASTUFILLON5]

thank you. you have covered all my gripes over this convoluted plot black hole.

[@Mud_Monkey]

I figured it out the main character whatever her name is is French that’s why she keeps on surrendering

[@ThomasStevensontutor]

Imagine if slow-mo was an in-universe effect, like a "time drag" that kicked in depending on your position in space or your momentum. Somebody with talent could make a movie out of that, I think.

[@Light_Ken]

Dang… you’re right she did try and surrender after that story. Surrender is never a good idea but this made a valid point about her intelligence. Hahaha!

[@dennismoore1116]

"It was at this moment Elon canceled his Netflix subscription".....pure gold. 😁

[@thegreatangel8251]

My favourite part of this absolute dumpster fire of a movie was the arrival of Diversity Squadron out of absolutely no where right at the moment the fight was essentially over.

[@susandolan9543]

Snyder's problem is that his ego has out raced whatever talent he thinks he has

[@briandain8432]

Worms Armageddon is the most fun I've had paying video games with friends and it was years before the Wii.

[@mcmogg_incmogg2080]

I love your reviews better then the shows that are actually out

[@leonnunhofer3453]

I want to do the math for the impact of the dreadnought. I will estimate low weight and low speed. I looked up the size. If it's super light, with It's 2.4 km length, it has around 14 million tons, so a bit more than half of the asteroid Apophis. Apophis is solid with around 350 meters length. The ship doesn't fall that fast. It's like 1 ship's length per second. That's around 2.4 km per second, or 8.600 km/h or mach 7. Kinetic energy is 1/2 x m x v² So 1/2 x 14 mio tons x (2.4 km/s)² 1 Joule is 2 kg with 1 m/s speed Example with a car with 1.5 tons and 72 km/h 1/2 x 1.500kg x (20 m/s)² = 750 kg x 400 m²/s² = 300k Joule 1 kg TNT = around 4.08 million Joule Now the spaceship: 1/2 x 14 mio tons x (2.4 km/s)² 7 billion kg x ~5.8 mio m²/s² -> 406000 trillion Joule -> 1 ton TNT is around 4.08 billion So lets say 400.000 trillion joule divided by 4 trillion to get kilotons of TNT. That would be 100.000 kt of TNT or 100 mt of TNT. To compare, the largest nuke ever was around half the size, Hiroshima was 14 kT, and I estimated a very low weight and speed for the ship, the impact most likely would be multiple times that strong. It's an impact, not an explosion above the ground in the air, that makes it less dramatic. Still, up to 20 miles away, or over 30 kilometers, you will be heavily injured. Buildings will be destroyed or damaged 40 miles or 65 km away. The people they showed were maybe 15 miles or 23 km away, and they should be dead. Also you would have some earthquakes in the area, that would destroy all their buildings. Even without that, the village was close, the buildings were low quality, around 20% of the villagers are dead now, around 40% are heavily injured, just around 15% have no significant injuries, the rest has at least some wounds. It's most likely even worse, because the ship most likely is heavier, it has some kind of fuel, that can burn or explode, and some people were very close. Conclusion: If it was a realistic movie, most of the people would be dead now 🤷‍♂️

[@grb454]

The ship falls in slow motion, so it hit the ground at a very low speed, only crumble under its own weight.😂

[@AP-ng1bm]

“None of this movie works, unless everyone is an idiot” - welcome to the 2020’s

[@ptonpc]

It wasn't even "We want your grain" it was "We are wanting to *buy* your grain". Why doesn't the imperials just drop gas or nukes if they don't want to damage anything? When she turns up in front of the general, why doesn't the imperials just kneecap her? The soldiers with 'swords' could make sense if they were stun batons because the soldiers were not aiming to kill anyone. If only the general had said something along the lines of "You killed my princess! You killed my KING! Die traitor!"" Bah! I'm not even going to try to use any logic with this travesty. (Edit: This comment is just for the rythm of algo).

[@superfuss1984]

Or Hire Someone to Steal that Grain?

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

"Who the F**K is James" lmao

[@Mr.E_Bodhako]

let them eat grain

[@garyseaman6105]

Thank you very much sir. You save me hours of my life by giving me the plot so no need to watch. Already feels like my life is longer now.

[@dorianshepard2841]

Snyder went out of his way to decry AI and focus group scripts...while making a movie that looks like the gold standard of AI/focus group scripts

[@osets2117]

Those tanks look an awful lot like "the fallen" tanks from Destiny

[@BardicGM]

I was thinking Tachikoma from Ghost in the Shell.

[@goodtimesgamingtm1316]

Thank you haven’t seen anyone else say this it’s insanely close and Zack definitely looks like a guy who would play destiny a game that is literally all style no substance.

[@osets2117]

@@BardicGM there's that too

[@osets2117]

@@goodtimesgamingtm1316 agreed

[@ArlineCampbell]

You're a star, keep shining bright!

[@JamesAnderson-dp1dt]

I'm a bit surprised that Snyder couldn't come up with anything more original than a mashup of Magnificent Seven and Star Wars. The other details -- the lousy writing, shallow characterization and absolutely ridiculous military nonsense -- don't even come into play, as far as I'm concerned.

[@jessejames8900]

You mean Ridiculous 6 and Spaceballs?

[@TheDavidPoole]

I wonder if Zack Snyder filmed the whole movie at 1000 fps? Maybe the "extended cut" will be just the whole thing slowed by 300 - 400 percent. INCLUDING the epic, slowmotion harvesting sequence. I can't wait!

[@bad-people6510]

With all the sparks that even their melee weapons kick up, I feel like eye-protection should receive a lot more consideration.

[@TheL0ngbeard]

50:00 I know it's petty, I know it's the least of the movie's problems, but that impact, at that speed with no safety harness? She would be splattered against whatever is infront of her among all the other loose things in there.

[@DamsilinDistress]

Lol. The knife in the foot lady is like in kenobi when she smacked the stormtroopers, ending them.

[@ThomasStevensontutor]

And the knife in the foot is a classic Harfoot tactic. This brings back so many memories of shows past. XD

[@eros5420]

@18:00 The guy shoots the door open.... when his mates have lightsabers... lol.

[@cdelmain]

The ship powered by coal? This is Titanic for lesbians.

[@jessejames8900]

That's called 'Coal Fusion'.

[@AKUJIVALDO]

​@@jessejames8900 Yeah, Snyder is one of those hearing "cold fusion" and thinking it meant "coal fusion"...

[@TrafalgarWaterDLaw-dl5cm]

This mess can be summarized as someone trying to create their own Star Wars, without understanding Star wars. The only reason Jedi and sith can use light sabres(Plasma Swords) against literal guns and droids is they are superhuman. They are essencially space Samurai with space magic. Everyone else uses guns, rockets and whatever else. The armor used is either resistant or immune to it as well because they aren't idiots. But besides Mandalorians in full body armor or as emergency sidearm no one runs at a gunfighter with metal meelee weapons.

[@dwainmorris7854]

" REBEL MOON THE NAP GIVER "

[@theelder4797]

No joke, I ACTUALLY fell asleep in both part 1 and 2.

[@Zennsunni]

I really like these full movie reviews you do, I get to know the basics of a movie enough for idle conversation, and your wit is entertaining

[@AegisKHAOS]

Watching this review is as close to watching Rebel Moon 2 as I will get.

[@zombifiedpariah7392]

"tHE prInCeSS iS aLivE" Actually Me Out Loud: Oh god. Gtfo out of here 🙄😒

[@aaronweaver9751]

This review is more fun than watching the show.

[@craigcarroll3303]

Why watch the show when you can watch this, lol? Way more fun. Thanks Disparu. 😊

[@ShaneDouglas713]

26:40 Ngl, I thought he stabbed the family jewels for a second there...😂

[@walterscientist]

Loved the inclusion of the worm song, really brought back childhood memories :D

[@om58499]

Did you just cut your review in half just to have a part 2 like the movie nice

[@cduance83]

wait for parts 3 to 6 😂

[@nicoleackerman205]

@@cduance83 If he keep putting out directors cuts there going to be 12 movies.

[@DouglasLippi]

4:04 looks into the sun and removes his sun visor.

[@HugoArgentina]

Part of me wishes we keep getting terrible movies: that way we can count on long funny reviews like this one. Thank you, Disparu, brightened my day

[@mueffe1357]

30:30 shooting a medical officer and his staff. Pretty sure this act is frowned upon in IRL. 😂Morals?

[@ASoberBear]

“It gets worse when you remember this is a Starwars IP”. Yes, yes it does.

[@DEATH-THE-GOAT]

26:41 here is were you should edited in "the long charge" from Monty Python's *_Holy Graal_* _(or was it Grail)_

[@dominicmarazita8103]

Grail, which is just a fancy word for cup. A graal is a kind of glass vase.

[@pete3011]

I finally figured out what was bugging me about the name "the scarmaker" it sounds just like those old mentos ads- "The Freshmaker!". If I wasn't so tired right now I'd actually try to make up a few jingles for it.

[@PaperMario64]

When “James” approached her in the cave, for a second I was excited, thinking maybe he would attack her for killing the girl or something. I was thinking maybe Zach was onto something interesting finally. But nope. Also, “James” was her protector or whatever, where was he the day she killed the girl? Maybe I missed it?

[@pecto]

The reviews are much more entertaining compared to the actual movie 😂

[@pappabunny]

Excellent job! Nice shout out to Worms. Earthworm Jim would also have been proper.

[@ggrarl]

Guh-roovy! Let's rock! Eat dirt, everyone in the vicinity! Ah-hahahahaha!

[@ThisIsSinzu]

33:05 ‘..as we know in video games, you can’t carry two primary weapons’ 😂😂😂👍🏽

[@TheShortVers]

Man...this Combine Harvester is gonna be my favorite song for a long time..absolutely brilliant!

[@pauljsedmak]

@disparutoo your commentary is pure art.... Unlike Snyder's shit.

[@Henry-kz4gn]

turns out rebel moon is the scargiver and the audience are the scarred

[@harbl99]

"Who controls mud farmer moon controls the grain. Who controls the grain controls the universe." -- from the opening voice-over of Zack Snyder's _Remedial Dune, pt 2_ by Zack Snyder (a Zack Synder film)

[@briandain8432]

Where's the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch??

[@daveeyes]

Didn't they use that on the tank? The robot threw it in?

[@Dobermann89-dr2rc]

Wait a galatic empire so piss poorly managed that they have to be careful with grain being stacked up against insurgent fighting position. Because its not like they might have I dunno other planets that can provide food ?

[@Ale-dd3ek]

Considering that they nuke entire planets at the slightest sneeze they probably don't

[@uss_cushing]

Rebel Moon has proven Zack has no business being in Hollywood. And doesn’t have a single creative bone in his body aside throw crap at a wall and see what sticks.

[@dtkedtyjrtyj]

I thought you said he doesn't belong in Hollywood?

[@uss_cushing]

@@dtkedtyjrtyj read it again

[@bondagedangel]

I'll give it this, pretending to read something no avoid being noticed actually works. A friend and I did it while following a group of friends we noticed at the mall. We stopped and pretended to look at jewelry while they passed right behind us. We then started following them again. To see how long it would take them to notice us

[@vrnold7160]

I laughed every time the combine harvester song played. Love your vids man. Always cracks me up fr.