Rebel Moon: Part One REALLY is THAT BAD

Yes, Rebel Moon: Part One REALLY is THAT BAD
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[@lern2reed]

As a fanfic enthusiasts, I’m all for people making their own version of a copyrighted story and putting a fun, unique spin on the plot and characters. But this ain’t that.

[@DrPie0licious]

Zach forgot the "fun" part

[@Highostrich]

​@@DrPie0liciousAlso the "Story" part

[@themoviefan9990]

Unique?!? I don't think you understand that word

[@kafukwamekemeh]

your obsession with trying to make snyder into a inept filmmaker is really telling something@@Highostrich

[@doc8013]

​@@themoviefan9990how so? Seems like he understands the word to me.

[@TheWarmachine375]

Vexed Viewer: "Do you seriously believe your own hype that much?" Zack Snyder: *"I AM THE HYPE!!!"*

[@dramonmaster222]

This movie is Star Wars, Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings combined into one but with none of the fun.

[@eddiek8179]

...Or logic.

[@KelShu]

The fact that this is what got rejected as his Star Wars pitch should automatically indicate this movie's quality

[@mcgrathfilms]

The exact opposite actually. Disney Star Wars has been mostly a disaster. Having Disney not loving your approach is a badge of honour.

[@nichoudha]

The opposite lol

[@yakuza01]

@@mcgrathfilms It's only a badge of honour if the product ends up being good though (meaning you proved them wrong but he didn't). Also isn't this like going to Christopher Nolan and trying to pitch him a story about a man who has short term memory and needs to write everything down? Why would Snyder even try to do that to begin with.

[@iammatthews]

​@@mcgrathfilmsdelusional, if Disney rejected it, only means you are doing worse than imaginable. you made an even shittier script that Lucas films with it's own shit just could not fathom how u can be shittier.

[@dosomestuff1949]

Eh it is Disney so I wouldn’t say that😂

[@TheWarmachine375]

Zack Snyder loves his Slo-Mo scenes in his movies way too much.

[@yakuza01]

He probably got it from watching the iconic reveal 'cup falling' scene from Usual Suspects. He went "if I use even more slo-mo, my movies would be 10x better than this one" 😂

[@Cityweaver]

Someone calculated that 40 minutes of this 2h 14m movie is slo-mo. That's absurd.

[@doc8013]

​@@Cityweaveryeah, I'm pretty sure that isn't true lol.

[@Cityweaver]

@@doc8013 Okay, go find the actual amount and give it to us. *shrugs*

[@doc8013]

@@Cityweaver why are you shrugging?

[@lern2reed]

I’m with you on the Director Cuts of movies. There doesn’t need to be multiple versions of one movie. I feel like it just confuses things.

[@eddiek8179]

Director's Cuts are fine. Most of them are like an extended version with goodies for the fans of the theatrical cut which are already good in its original form. I love DCs and Extended cuts. However, with Snyder - it's an inevitable requirement because his movies cannot tell a story properly or function as a cohesive story without a DC. That's a skill issue. The guy is incompetent.

[@yakuza01]

The thing is Director Cuts are meant to enhance or provide more material on an original cut that can already stand on his own. Take Aliens for instance, the extended cut shows us parts of colony life in LV-426 before shit hit the fan. However, even without those scenes, the theatrical release works and some might even argue that it's even better without them as it creates more suspense, leaving you to put together in your head how things went south. It's like Snyder is following the video game model for his movies. Release something that's incomplete or subpar and patch it up later. The issue is that even after patched up, it just managed to go from mediocre to OK.

[@saulgoodman4010]

​@@yakuza01Bingo it's just a gimmick. He will listen to every critics,audience opinion and tries to fix it later. Streaming service are popular for r rated content. He wants us to believe the studio that released Cuties wouldn't allow r rated version. Netflix doesn't care,all they want is content.

[@falcon1378]

I went to sleep on Rebel Moon and woke up to Spider-verse on auto play.I hadn’t finished my food yet, so I ended up rewatching it. Thank you rebel moon! 10/10 movie of the year, I think.

[@andydee1304]

The problems started with the arrival of the Empire. They've conquered the galaxy but they forgot to pack enough food with their campaign campaign. This makes them stupid, and there's nothing more unthreatening in a movie than a dumb villain.

[@stevecool7096]

I don't really think they were there to get grain to feed the soldiers. More like mobsters just letting them know who the boss is.

[@kafukwamekemeh]

it is literally said they were tracking the Bloodaxe rebels who had made contact with the planet where the village is

[@andydee1304]

@@stevecool7096 That makes them even stupider to use food as a pretense. It'd make more sense to appear as benevolent as possible, much like Don Corleone at the Start of the Godfather.... oh fuck.... I'm talking about Rebel Moon and the Godfather in the same sentence.

[@trey8823]

I think they went after the food because the farmers were selling it to the Rebels. Cut off the rebels food supply.

[@alblack3425]

LOL that's funny travel across the universe but pack enough for lunch...yeah that truly what's written in the script.

[@optimisticknight]

So what cracked me up is they originally set out for Titus and talk him up. We get these action packed introductions for all these shoved in characters but what does the amazing Titus get? A bath. Lamo😂

[@TheRealDoggoCEO]

B-But Vexed, Rebel Moon is actually an amazing movie! You'll just have to wait a few years for the 4+ hour long director's cut to witness the complete brilliance Zack Snyder wanted to bring to the big screen!

[@DrPie0licious]

I was actually kind of into the movie at the beginning. It was a little slow, setting up the farm planet and the position the villagers were in. I actually was dumb enough to believe the whole movie was going to take place there, and was kinda excited for a smaller scale, normal-people focused Star Wars. But Zach Synder really wanted his Seven Samurai, so the rest of the movie drags out in slowmo and character concepts. It's like the bones of a decent story was there, but instead of putting flesh on it with dialogue and character, he wrapped it in dramatic camera shots and called it a day

[@Thisisjustname]

Same, I though the first 20 to 30 minutes was fine. And then the Empire came to what I thought was a remote moon outpost with only 50 people growing food and trying to survive. Then we find out they are on a huge planet with a large space port and started to bother me. Once They got to General Titus and we didnt learn anything about the people they are seeking I turned the movie off right after they got the the bloodaxe people.

[@dosomestuff1949]

The first 30 mins was beautifully done, and then shit goes to hell from there….😂

[@Inspiration_Date]

A Netflix movie needs a Director's Cut? Why? This isn't some old-age Hollywood bullshit where studio heads meddle with the film to try to get butts in seats. This is streaming where you can do whatever you want.

[@lofi_4043]

Netflix is just trying to commercially capitalize on the prior buzz around the Snydercut. It’s a gimmick that’s gonna bite them in the ass. I can’t see anyone seeing the new cut in their feed and seeing that’s it’s a different movie. They’ll just assume Netflix is putting it back on the front page for some reason.

[@TheWarmachine375]

At least Zack Snyder managed to make his Star Wars movie compared to D&D who had rushed the Game of Thrones show's final season so that they can work on their Star Wars show... only for the project to be cancelled anyway.

[@eddiek8179]

That final season is still a billion times better than Rebel Moon.

[@Highostrich]

So we comparing trash now?

[@Thisisjustname]

Jesus, get over Game of Thrones. Its been years.

[@lanalan4157]

The Whataboutism is snydercults lol

[@AloyImpact]

Me in the middle of making My own comic and writing characters I freak out about how I write to make them relatable and grounded but this shit gets the green light? 🚦 that’s insane. I thought Rebel Moon was a Sailor Moon Reference lmfao

[@user-fm3xr9yz3i]

So you're a disgruntled unknown comic writer. 👍🏼

[@Jascaicps]

Not to mention, it gave seven samurai vibe but it's in SPACE! EDIT: When I was watching the film, my heart sank when I realised they were going around recruiting people. It really hit the head of the nail, when they mentioned grains as the payment...

[@yakuza01]

The irritating part is that there are already so many examples on how to do the typical "band of misfits coming together to take on the big evil group" well. I mean one of them is fucking Rogue One for Christ's sake! So much for wanting to be the next Star Wars.

[@kafukwamekemeh]

You seem to a irritable snyder hater

[@yakuza01]

@@kafukwamekemeh 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

[@PREDATORvRIDDICK]

Zack is a prime example of a guy who uses the "rule of cool" in his stuff, but never admits he did something cause he thought it was cool. That and "style over substance." Plus, I'm tired of "Part 1" films. Even the original Star Wars film was made in a way that in case they didn't get a sequel, the film still ends with its conflict concluded and no "sequel bait" slapped in your face.

[@yakuza01]

Snyder is the guy who watches Schindler's List and goes "If I make my next movie black and white, it will be as good as this". He is essentially us as kids coming up with shallow plots to play with his Star Wars, Jurassic Park, Batman (any franchise that released toys back in the day) toys.

[@Cityweaver]

@@yakuza01 Oh, not Schindler's List. XD

[@saulgoodman4010]

​​@@yakuza01And always does gimmick of director cut. He knows his movies are trash and that's why does drama of director cuts. He wants us to believe the studio that released Cuties wouldn't allow r rated version.

[@SilavioPedro]

Zack Snyder is the director most hated by wankers, but we like his films, when some cry and make stupid videos like this, he continues to gain visibility and success all over the world, cry more losers😂😂😂🤣

[@djcrouton2680]

They took so long introducing the characters that they didn’t have time to have any of the actual movie. So it just ends. Also, why didn’t Tarik talk to the spider? Isn’t his thing that he has a good rapport with animals? They introduce this as his special ability and then in like the next scene there’s an opportunity to make use of it and he doesn’t do anything.

[@marioroman555]

Zack Snyder just out Star Wars and Warhammer into a blender and somehow he made it incredible dull and boring...

[@unitzer07]

Honestly I think this movie was freakin' hilarious. Every time they went into slo-mo cracked me up, and during the fight with the gryphon creature where it went into double slo-mo I almost fell off the couch. Really as long as you go into the film expecting a cheeseball Zack Snyder movie you won't be disappointed.

[@RyanKarolak]

Not only was the cost of Tarak not being able to tame the creature that he'd stay as a slave, but Korra volunteered herself and the rest of the protagonists as slaves as well if he fails. And no one there questioned it.

[@bertvanhoofstat7700]

'Silly' is the right word to describe the escape. I was watching their capture and the monologue of the bad Nazi guy (can't be bothered to remember his name) was so boring that I looked at my phone for a moment. Next thing I know they have escaped. I had to rewind just to discover a 'silly' escape.

[@michaelwills1926]

I wanted to like the scene where she disabled the guards And saved her friend but was taken out of the moment by her skinny frame generating enough force to physically waste these massive, presumably veteran combat troops. Suspension of disbelief revoked.

[@bennruda11]

ZS has no creativity just visuals

[@milestrombley1466]

It's like a high-budget Asylum film. 🤣

[@jool5941]

I tried watching it 2 times and fell asleep both times

[@hiitsalex6780]

In short: "Hello, I'm the nostalgia critic. I remember it so you don't have to."

[@Noms_Chompsky]

Man, when the 4 hour Snyder cut comes out all y'all gonna be so embarrassed

[@RJ420NL]

Flat, caffeine free diet Star Wars.

[@slim420MM]

Looks like a Bollywood Star Wars knock-off.

[@juicebox7372]

Don't say that please don't shame the bollywood dream😂

[@larryfroot]

I fast forwarded through the predictable bits. Fastest paced movie I've ever seen.

[@eddiek8179]

The thing is - once the bad soldiers in the village were killed, they didn't have to look for mercenaries anymore. The reason the were looking for mercenaries to defend the village was because they feared they would be wiped out. However, with them dead and having another 9 weeks before the rest come back - they could have easily migrated off to other planets available in that galaxy and simply got themselves absorbed into society since no soldier actually remembers who they are. I mean Kora and her companion were planet hopping with ease all over the galaxy. There is no reason for the villagers to stay and risk their lives fighting alongside mercs. If there was an in-movie reason why they should stay, then fine but none was ever given. Galaxy travel was available but yet they chose to stay and hope they can get mercs to save their collective asses. That's a huge plot hole.

[@Ryder_OMEGA]

This story line is complete garbage. But the main reason the villagers didn't want to leave any were. Is because they love that place. They never said it, but it was shown multiple times. You know its a beautiful place when you have straight up killers that would die in a farm village. Every one in the village loved the place and have a strong community. And best of all they celebrate every harvest by having having sex and building a family. Sounds like heaven honestly. And with so many planets, not all are ready to grow life.

[@kafukwamekemeh]

This is a just ridiculous claim why would you leave your settlement you grew up on for many years because a bunch of bad soldiers came and threatened you and that they would kill you, This is not a plot hole just a overexaggerating claim because most people would not do that

[@kafukwamekemeh]

i don't think the storyline is garbage tho@@Ryder_OMEGA

[@eddiek8179]

@@kafukwamekemeh It is consistent within the logic of the movie. When they knew the soldiers were going to come back in 9 weeks they were ONLY worried about their lives and not their farms. They were only talking about their safety and their impending death and ways to placate the soldiers and not anything to do with saving the farm. Stop with the excuses. If they did talk about staying on their farms - fine, at least that would have been something. But they didn't. Again - there was no in-movie excuse they stayed. It's a plot hole. You can deny all you want but it is one. Why would they leave a settlement they grew up in for many years? Certain death from their perspective would be it. Most people would leave because risking your families when you can easily and safely start a new life somewhere is the smarter choice than risking every woman, man and child at the hands of mercs they haven't even met yet. Staying would be stupid when they could easily leave. The writers didn't consider they had access to travel. They should have come up with an in-movie reason for the justification to stay. Stop simping for an incompetently written movie.

[@eddiek8179]

@@Ryder_OMEGA It well may be but it needs to be stated as part of the narrative. All we go was them freaking out that they will die in 9 weeks. They were not worried about the farm but their lives which was an in-movie narrative. All that heavenly goodness and sex is not going mean anything if they're going to die. A responsible person will make sure the safety of their village and it's citizens is paramount. People can always build another society especially with resources they seem to have. There is no way they can come back from death no matter how good sex is on that land. Any general will dictate a smart retreat is a good option to enable them to survive to have further options later on.

[@AegisKHAOS]

Snyder says it was his version of Star Wars, but this looks more like a knock-off WH40K instead. And I definitely thought the movie was genuinely bad as well. Snyder was so enamored with the movie looking cool, complete with slo-mo within slo-mo or, worse, slo-mo that's actually normal speed, that he forgot that the movie also needs to make sense. Screaming to the air at your allies who happen to be in the air near a dreadnought with roaring turbines? Taking out said dreadnought essentially via slo-mo and a stick? And that bubble with cables is an overly complicated way to speak to the general. Also, exclusively for the PG-13 version, action scenes involving slashings with an axe and repeated stabbings with a knife looks weird without broken cloth, wounds, and blood. Those scenes should not have been there if you're trying to keep things bloodless.

[@igchannel2174]

I wached this with my boyfriend and after 5 min on it, he predicted EVERYTHING what was going to happen🤣 how can someone have such a big budget and not even TRY to make a original story of it???

[@elin111]

Glad to see more and more people not taking that cheap Director's Cut bullcrap excuse anymore.

[@justinrodriguez5957]

When my mother put on this movie because she needed to scratch her sci-fi itch I was like "Mother no!" I knew the moment I saw we got a slow-mo for falling grains we were in trouble. I can see why Lucasfilm went "Hell no."

[@user-fm3xr9yz3i]

Thanks for watching Rebel Moon.

[@JuliansB81]

Still better than last two star wars movies (I don't count spin offs).

[@andrewbattye7840]

What is with the return to the home planet sequence? They are on alien horses miles away from the city. What happened? Did they get lost and forget where to land? Why wouldn’t they just land near the town?

[@Fudge_Fantasy]

I liked it. No lgbtq no interracial relationships promotion. But zack loves slo-mo. But zacks best movie is sucker punch.

[@fernandodecarlosmalcher7977]

the problem about this movie is it's characters, in a movie about recluting a bunch of people and making a team the characters are the soul of the movie, you need to make them likable and make us care for them, which the movie didn't (the scene where the mc is waking through the ship and djimon's character is just there like an extra frustrated me) imagine if in the avengers of in one piece they spend 90% less time developping each character and then they didn't showed them bonding nor interacting, they would be a million times less interesting

[@goodfella1401]

Rebel Moon part 1 basically did what Valerian did. A movie that felt like you were seeing mostly the story of the side quests of a sandbox video game that you needed to complete for over two hours but after like side quest number 4 which basically is the same one as the previous three side quests you've already done, you most likely will stop caring about the story and the characters. Its then when you've hit a point where you either just wanna complete the side quest as quickly as possible to get to the main story because it's starting to feel tedious and annoying or you just turn it off and play another video game instead that doesn't feel extremely repetitive and boring

[@MSgt_0699]

Even the bad guy's haircut was terrible.

[@bartobo]

I rather liked Rebel Moon. Sure it has flaws and the worst thing is its choppy continuity. Yeah, it has similarities to Star Wars, but that said, Rebel Moon is better than all the Disney Star Wars flicks except “Rogue One “. I understand that roughly one third of the film wound up on the cutting floor which is why it’s seemed so choppy. Probably should have made it into two separate movies making it a trilogy.

[@atharvanmangalapalli459]

2:45 Poor Man's Bradley Cooper...Someone had to say that 😂 4:35 Poor man's Bradley Cooper springs to action. 😂 6:05 Poor man's Bradley Cooper frees Kora 😂

[@Jstck1]

And all draped in the beard trimmings of Warhammer 40k

[@kellyfurn4607]

Well observed.

[@Killashiki]

Am I the only one mad that they had an obvious team at the beginning with the defecting little soldier boy, Sam, the robot, Kora, and Gunner? But they chose to do a fetch quest to introduce a bunch of bland nobodies? The general in the coliseum that they originally were looking for at the start was given a bath and a stern talking to as an introduction compared to the bird boy's flight.

[@mpar8107]

I thought that was weird how they had no acknowledgement of how the soldier boy turned against all of his fellow soldiers. But yeah, they already had a dynamic there. Plus of all the soldiers, the defector had some similar characteristics to Kora and was completely different than all the others, so I thought there would be some commonality (I haven't finished the movie yet so IDK if that ever comes up).

[@BrianHartman]

It's not exactly true that Lucasfilm wouldn't let Snyder anywhere near Star Wars. He wrote this script for them, but they rejected it.

[@glumbumble]

Currently watching it. It's dreadful. I mean dreadful. It's a fan fiction wrapped in a video game movie.

[@luiznogueira1579]

I fell asleep twice while watching this, had to go back a bit to find out who a character was. Missed most of the end fight too, but I won't bother to try watching It, probably fall asleep again... Don't really have a problem with Snyder; some of his stuff is ok(Watchmen, 300) other stuff he totally missed the mark(Man of Steel, etc.) but I agree that the whole 'drector's cut' thing is just annoying.

[@mray4784]

"Heroes don't exist..." Just with that I knew it'll be a bad movie. And that's why I don't want Snyder near Superman ever again.

[@user-fm3xr9yz3i]

This isn't a DC movie. 🤣 Its Rebel Moon, its about Rebels. 🤣

[@hibox699android8]

Well said. I agree all words you said. I remember watched Snyder's watchmen years ago. I loved it. Oneday I found out that there is a director cut of this movie. After I watched director cut I was thinking that "why director cut way worse than actual movie?" I felt like I watched some different and bad movie. I m sure rebel moon director cut way worse than what we watched ...

[@zhandosilyassov5517]

I didn't watch Rebel Moon, but movie is so boring, that it even makes hard to watch review

[@freakshow1890]

I have to be honest, im not a huge Snyder fan...I like sonme and dislike others. But I have to say I enjoyed Rebel Moon. Is it thr greatest movie ever?? NO BUT it was entertaining and fun. I think so many people on the internet have breen swayed by the overwhelming negativity about this movie and the hate for Snyder. I think people are SHEEP and easily swayed. I would bet that more then half the people bashing this movie havent even seen it. I prefer to make my judgement by actually watching something. Too many trolls and people who just want attention and likes on their channel just spew negativity to gain popularity. NO TALENT IN TROLLING!!!

[@nichoudha]

It's due to the plot holes. There's way too many.

[@christesterman]

Bu Bu But the plot DLC is on it's way!!!

[@bobross1829]

The main things that made me mad about this movie was that it was "part I", which I cannot stand and I wish would just die. Trying to make everything a franchise in the first movie is just wrong. Movies should get a sequel or more if the first movie is awesome and there is demand for it. Second, is the deeply cynical, cash grab, audience insulting tease of a "director's cut. It is admitting what you are watching now sucks. It is pure 100% cynicism trying to recreate the whole DC thing. I agree with the video, put the best movie out you can now. This is especially true for a streamer. They don't have to make a movie 90 minutes because of studio or movie theater pressure or have to sell tickets to a movie audience. So why would you even need a directors cut? It is HIS movie. Like Netflix demanded cuts? LOL doubt it. They want the rubes to watch two movies for the price of one. It is insulting. I knew this would unfortunately be bad like in the first half hour when the movie did that tired Mary Sue thing where a 130 pound woman basically strong woman's her way through 10 armed men then beats up a couple guys at a bar right after. This also needs to die. She does not have superpowers and it is eye-rollingly unrealistic. Movies keep doing this and I just do not get it. Everyone hates it and it is like they don't care. There is nothing cool about it, it is just dumb and takes you right out of the movie.

[@mjhopgoodswe]

This is a bad copy of a Bug's life with Space Hopper, Thanos adopting Gamorra, the most dangerous solider in the galaxy

[@user-fm3xr9yz3i]

Someone's been watching Nerdrotic and Critical Drinker. At least be original.

[@pse2020]

He went full slowmo crazy. I have never seen a slowmo scene that went into deeper slowmo... For stupid scenes.

[@macarahneil2154]

I was excited when I saw Michiel Huisman was in it. I liked him in The Guernsey Literary & Potato Peel Pie Society and The Haunting of Hill House. In Rebel Moon, I feel he got the most likeable character with personality and a chance for growth of the bunch. He at least was given two heroic moments. I understand starting off as inexperienced, I don't want to say cowardly, because he's proven to jump in while others watch. The problem with Snyder's Rebel Moon for me...is too many Frankenstein IPs crammed into a sluggish run-time and an exposition dump that felt like nothing. The Slow-mo is atrocious. Why did it work in Alice in Borderland? Because they used it once when Kuina fought Takatora, and it was effective for that one scene. Just because something worked a few successful times, doesn't guarantee it'll be successful in every story. I wanted a gripping story, not just a pile up of visuals that got dull after the first two Slow-mo shots. And nothing about the world building looked visually appealing.

[@arthurtitangenlpendragon]

Happy New Year!

[@TheinterfaceTvSeries]

It’s Star Wars for grownups!

[@ReggieBishop]

Boring then? Like grown-ups? 😅

[@TheinterfaceTvSeries]

@@ReggieBishop Yes, the ones who don’t sleep with Grogu plushies!

[@kyndjal3118]

why Zack snyder didn't simply make a star wars fan film?or is something of a sin, established directors making movies just for the fun and challenge of it? I mean,look at the star wars fan film "Wingman" for god's sake... leaps and bounds way more compelling that the entire Darth Disney trilogy...

[@1974lordvader]

It's a bad remake of the 7 samurai/Magnificent 7.

[@ReggieBishop]

The Empire needs to take a Dreadnought and destroy Veldt from space. The End. Kora RIP. Why do they need to bring her in? The Rebels dont even have a fortified base like Star Wars -- they are farmers. What could Part 2 possibly be about?

[@user-fm3xr9yz3i]

Don't watch it if you're not interested.

[@ReggieBishop]

@@user-fm3xr9yz3i Don't worry no one is watching REBEL MOON anymore because it lost the #1 spot in the US to MEG 2 -- a damn shark 🦈 🤣🤣😳😳 And Super Mario is #2

[@user-fm3xr9yz3i]

@@ReggieBishop It dropped to no. 3 in USA, its still no. 1 in other countries. Rebel Moon is a huge success for Netflix. "All Hail Snyder" Move on, buddy. Snyder is winning. Rebel Moon 2 will be no. 1 too. For someone not interested in Rebel Moon you very invested.

[@ReggieBishop]

@@user-fm3xr9yz3i other countries? They don't count -- THE USA does. And movies like Don't Look Up, Leave The World Behind and others lasted longer at #1. Rebel Moon's Netflix views are pathetic considering the money Netflix poured into marketing. It's a failure

[@ReggieBishop]

@@user-fm3xr9yz3i Netflix splashed Rebel Moon on the Vegas sphere and the movie got beat by a fish and Mario in a week! 🤣😂

[@carolpulma2734]

This movie has the same amount slowmo as Wonder Woman, a lot less than 300 hence your nitpicking is nothing more but a double standard, besides what is so wrong about Slow motion? If you have issues with slowmo then don't watch Wachowski's, Woo and Snyder movies.

[@user-fm3xr9yz3i]

Mos has no slow motion.

[@chriscunningham8703]

The only way the extended cut of this turd could be watchable is if they cut the entire cast & just follow the robots story 💀

[@jai2607]

Battle Beyond The Stars rip off. At least that film had a charm and menacing vibe. This Rebel Moon is shite. Zack Snyder films are unwatchable.

[@christinaFYI]

Character introduction of Nemesis shows why recruiting the character might be a good idea in such a hopeless battle, the honor she demonstrates also shows why this woman would want to join such a cause. I’ve seen a lot of complaints and after seeing the show I don't understand why. Do we have vexed viewers or vexed men

[@Hannibal_Grim]

No, This film hands down made BvS look like a cinematic masterpiece.

[@user-fm3xr9yz3i]

BvS is a CBM Masterpiece.

[@Hannibal_Grim]

@@user-fm3xr9yz3i I can't argue with Superman on this.

[@AncientRylanor69]

Bloodlines

[@lorivera94]

No it is NOT.

[@shiro8936]

I really liked the movie. I didn't overanalyze it though. It entertained me. That is what movies should do.

[@juicebox7372]

Define how you were entertained

[@michaelshigetani433]

it was such a bad remix of Magnificent Seven. and it tries to be Star Wars.Agree with your review.

[@SaintFort]

This movie is boring and repetitive at most. However, I would not say that it's as bad as people are making it out to be; I've seen some people say that it's worse than _Sucker Punch,_ which is utter bollocks.

[@dustinlemasters9618]

I'm a Snyder fan but this movie was terrible

[@kafukwamekemeh]

maybe rewatching it with the director's cut because the movie is not even that bad

[@carolpulma2734]

Do you think Star Wars owns the word "Empire" for you to mock Snyder for it? Is Warhammer and Dune a knock off now because of it?

[@onlyfonz]

The fight choreography is horrid. I’m not seeing this talked about much. Watch the first fight scene again. The stunt fighters are pretending they’re being hit before the hit even arrives. And shuffling their feet in the background waiting for their turn at the choreography. This was acceptable to Snyder??

[@nobutur]

I'm just tired of the whole "women can be bad asses too" nonsense. She literally takes out an entire platoon of muscle bound Nazi dudes by herself in like 45 seconds. Enough of the bullshit.

[@braunmcash3117]

The plot is a directly rip off from the plot of a 1980 sci fi - Battle Beyond the Stars. There's not the slightest original thought in this dreary piece of dreck.

[@sirequinox4874]

Here's a hint for Snyder: Don't mention the name of a good director when you are a bad director.

[@Pricked]

The sad part for me is that the concept is dope as hell, while listening to Kora's awkwardly placed monolouge I was pretty much saying to myself "Damn, why didn't they just start the story from there." There's a lot of potential here, they could've made a new Star wars. they had the right Story/Concept in mind and had perfect opportunity to appeal to many new people and Star Wars fans since the actual Star wars is being handled horribly. But man they managed to fuck it all up.

[@kafukwamekemeh]

Oh wow because it is literally the number #1 on netflix in the world with sequels coming out soon But yeah you are just engaged with the hate train because youtubers are hating it

[@Pricked]

I actually loved the movie, my only complaints are that netflix cut the movie down first then released it to try and replicate the Release the snydercut movement. And that I really would've loved to see the backstory of Kora and not just read it through monolouge@@kafukwamekemeh

[@Cityweaver]

Because if he started the movie from the actual original content, then it wouldn't be a homage to the greatness of Magnificent Seven. XD Zach has the nasty habit of being so obsessed with showing how much he knows the tropes and HIS version of the tropes would be so grim and awesome that he really just doesn't try to make original writing.

[@kafukwamekemeh]

@@Cityweaver Nothing is original, Star wars was inspired by Flash Gordon and the hidden fortress

[@Cityweaver]

@@kafukwamekemeh I know you are responding to everyone to sing as much praise of Zach Snyder as possible, but since you don't actually care about having conversations, I'm not really inclined to talk to you about writing. Much like knowing the difference between inspiration and plagiarism, if I felt AT ALL that you had any deeper motivation other than to hear yourself talk, I'd engage with you. 😘

[@carolpulma2734]

And if Gunnar isn't there to rescue them, then what? You would lose your mind and scream girl boss in this lousy review? Kai is a BOUNTY HUNTER, does Gunnar have a bounty on his head? Why would Kai feel threatened by a naïve farmer who's clearly a non combatant? Perhaps you don't feel anything because they don't make a joke out of everything. Do you want everything to pander for you?

[@carolpulma2734]

Ever heard of a Duel? Is that how you treat someone with a grievance, by ganging up? I bet you would. Couldn't wait for a good opening for Gunnar to rescue the child? Do you want unintended casualties? What is so weird about not celebrating a defeat of someone who became so deranged over a broken heart? Do you not speak English well enough to comprehend her words or you simply lack the maturity to understand context? Wow, you think these introductions are unnecessary because you want instant chemistry so they could banter, throw jokes and be snappy like MCU characters. Yeah, I'm sure hardened individuals with severely traumatic past would easily bond with other people. You want them to interact but the moment Tarak attempt exactly just that and Nemesis responded, suddenly you had a mental breakdown? How very cognitively dissonant of you.

[@ElGalapagos]

I might watch Part 2 but not interested in the directors cut of the first. It was just boring. The fight scenes were stupid and the escape at the end has a bunch of armed enemy soldiers just standing there and not shooting at the escaping heroes right in front of them.

[@kafukwamekemeh]

that is because they had to edit the scenes t fit the pg-13 cut the fight scenes in the r-rated cut are much more gorrier.

[@carolpulma2734]

"A massive set up, you got character introductions, got the backstory of the main character and you have the antagonist given a mission by the big bad" in the first half of the story. Tell me, what is the opposite of that which deserves your 'precious" time? This whole review reeks of hypocrisy, double standard, lousy nitpicks and cognitive dissonance. You actually gonna complain about a director's cut you can view for free on stream, is there anymore fake problem you like to tell us? PG13 cut was made so people below the age of 18 could see it on its limited theatrical release. R rated full version will be released on stream where age restriction and time duration are no longer an issue but of coarse why would someone so pretentious as you would need to know any of that. You're only here to smear someone for your content like a lowlife. Did you finally have the attention you sorely needed?

[@user-fm3xr9yz3i]

Facts.

[@jeffpestano1296]

I didn’t think Corey Stoll was capable of a bad performance. From the opening scene with the girl farming silhouetted in front of a giant gas planet and then we see her and she’s totally under-lit to making a really good character actor like Stoll reading dialogue that was so bad that it was funny. But I don’t wanna laugh at Stoll so I was really happy that he got killed and won’t have this stain on his filmography. When are people going to realize that streaming companies have no business producing feature films. Seriously what will it take for it to click. As flawed as the Studio system was no one can deny that up until 9 years ago cinema was thriving. If there are any true movie fans out there please unsubscribe from streaming. I really want my movies back. Even David Fincher one the most visionary directors of the past 25 years can not make good movies within a streaming system.

[@doc8013]

Streaming service has nothing to do with whether or not a director makes a good movie. Scorsese and Fincher literally just proved that this year. And Corey Still was actually one of the few bright spots in the movie. So much bad acting throughout the film, but not him.

[@jeffpestano1296]

The Killer is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. The story of Mank is well known amongst cinefiles so there was no new ground covered. Irishmen is perfect for going to sleep. Streaming companies are giving reputable directors all the money & freedom they want which has proven to be a formula that doesn’t work. If Stoll’s accent doesn’t make you laugh then we’re on different wavelengths. And if you don’t think streaming is killing cinema then you’re just in denial, cuz it’s all bad and sheep just stare at their screens & stop going to theatres. You think any of the real studios would have given Snyder $160 million for that garbage? They’re just buying high profile directors & actors for more than they’ve ever gotten to get subscribers. Finchers last real film was Gone Girl and then he sold his soul. The guy that made Fight Club sold out. Very sad times

[@doc8013]

@@jeffpestano1296 bro, we're on different wavelengths cause you think The Killer is one of the worst movies you've ever seen and that Scorsese's last film is something called "Irishmen" lmao. I mean, the audacity to say either is hilariously weird and is the language of a hyperbolic edge-meister.

[@jeffpestano1296]

Irishman wasn’t streamed? You just proved the point. Killers Flower moon was a real movie produced by a real studio and it was back to the real Scorsese. As far as the Killer I’d put it right next to panic room was low points of finchers filmography. Most of Finchers films I’ve seen over 100 times. I tried a second viewing of the Killer and it was more painful than the first. Fincher is an innovator. Tell me one thing that was innovative about the Killer. It was Lazy and it looked and felt like they were al there for the $160 million dollar pay. Even NIN score was totally forgettable. I can’t remember one note of the score. And the music is usually the best part of his films. Name 5 world class films produced by streaming companies? You’re being spoon fed shit

[@jeffpestano1296]

Did it not bother you that Fincher stole a whole monologue from the Crown when Swinton is talking to the killer? What characters did you care what happened to them? What scenes stick out in your mind as ground breaking? Since when is it ok for Fincher to be mediocre? At $160 million budget, this movie would have had to make over $400 million to break even. You can honestly say you think this was a hit film?

[@TheThEuNknOwNmAfiAReBoRn]

Rebel Moon is a brilliant idea of making an R rated Star Wars film. What can I say? Rebel Moon isn't a bad film at all, its just simply not for you :)

[@lanalan4157]

It's objectively bad...sorry

[@Cityweaver]

Yeah, except an R-rated Star Wars film isn't what was released. We are talking about what actually exists, not what you hope will exist in the future.

[@drnekodr]

Another reviewer who has no knowledge about 40K

[@jsun58]

No it really isn’t that bad. You just don’t know how to see film. It’s like a 3 out of 5

[@redserv3nt62]

So go watch battle star wars got cha.

[@bengeorge9063]

His idiotic fans are still blaming netflix for this terrible movie 😅

[@user-fm3xr9yz3i]

🤣 you just made this up.

[@alittleofeverything4190]

It's not that bad

[@thasmandotory589]

It aint that deep

[@somerandoasshatontheintern8337]

second worst movie of the year. the marvel's takes top spot.

[@jjotto3585]

Ha ha ha...Another KZbin reviewer that copy and paste every other KZbin review. If Rebel Moon is a Star Wars knockoff, then it's the best Star Wars Movie in the past 10 years😂😂😂

[@Mogorman87]

No it’s not. It’s terrible. They were meh to bad. This is laughable. Whole movie looks like a music video and the dialogue sounds like it’s been written by an edgy teenager.

[@atharvanmangalapalli459]

7:30 Okay... of all the inconsistencies in the film, all the loopholes and blunders, the one thing that pissed me off the most was.... HOW THE HELL DID NOBLE REGROW HIS TEETH? Seemingly a couple of hours after she yeeted them out with half a black femur.... which somehow is the weapon of choice for the main antagonist. I understand the stupidity of nemesis bringing a couple of bbq knives to a gunfight, then theres the Admiral Noble who carries a goddamn stick!

[@VexedViewer]

didnt even catch that! lol

[@nma_25]

It took me two weeks to eventually finish this movie. Gosh! Such bland dialogue and characters that lack depth.

[@charlesrogers8420]

I could only tolerate 10 mins of this woke garbage.

[@slckb0y65]

is it just me or does "Sofia" Boutella really have pretty wide shoulders ? as in 3 times the width of her head ... rather than 2 and a half.. you know, kinda like Michael Obama, if you're catching my drift ... "He found Captain Winkie !" - Ace Ventura

[@stevecool7096]

Why is this voiced by one of those computer generated voices? Paused where they are not needed etc, it's so jarring and puts me off. If you are going to use a voice try and at least use one that's listenable and not this awful grating sound.

[@JasonHauser125]

lol that's his real voice.