an unhinged deep dive into taylor swift

[@Kiki09012]

Thinking abt a 19 yo being humiliated on stage in front of millions makes me so impressed that she didnt just straight up shat herself and sobbed bc thats what id do now so imagine at that age

[@Mskittenlover12]

She did cry backstage and her mom chased Kanye down. 😂

[@swiftnstylinson]

she was 17

[@1116_6]

@@swiftnstylinson it happened before her birthday in 2009, so she was 19, turning 20.

[@indepthana]

@@1116_6 as a 23 year old- i'd sob

[@destituteanddecadent9106]

I'd probably feel bad for Kanye clearly having issues and humiliating himself, the possibility that I'd been the humiliated one would probably come after the online discourse hits.

[@v1eur]

its crazy to me that an hour long video can only scratch the surface of taylor swift lore.

[@francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep]

And then there's the Swiftie side of the lore not even involving Taylor too. That's an encyclopedia in itself.

[@uncarley]

i know it goes DEEP

[@jessicaaaaaaar]

@@francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep the taylor swift cinematic universe

[@bibliophilecb]

Right? This doesn’t even touch on April 29th, “nobody physically saw me for a year,” etc and it’s STILL SO MUCH. Amazing.

[@amarisb7596]

referring to someone's LIFE as 'lore' is wild to me

[@nostrils_]

the whole 2009 vma kanye drama is so wild to me because Taylor didn't even win the award for best video, she won the best female video award and Beyonce literally won THE best video award so like what was even the point???? but grateful it happened because it gave us one of the juiciest celeb feuds ever and the reputation album so

[@BreakerOfChains219]

And it showed us all just how shitty and crazy Kanye is. Just think Kim knew how nutty he was and still marriages him. Kinda telling about Kim. Ha! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@sarawithoutanh8302]

Wow. I have not been much for pop culture etc, but have recently discovered that Taylor’s music is 🔥. I vaguely knew of the incident, but I had no idea that Beyoncé won that similar award. Lmao. And I just googled and it said she and lady Gaga won the most that year. lol. Makes it that much more ridiculous.

[@Peaslepuff]

Omg I recently became a TSwift fan too! Here's to us, hopping on the bandwagon like 15 years later than everyone 😂​@@sarawithoutanh8302

[@pamelamorgan5678]

It was hos attempt to show worship to Beyonce, in case Tay Tay didn't pay her respect

[@juliaspaghetti7466]

“a third plane has hit the swiftie towers” is such a WILD sentence

[@bennyton2560]

I laughed maniacally at that

[@emilyarrington320]

do you have a timestamp for this?? lollll

[@norakelly4277]

@@emilyarrington320 11:28

[@emilyarrington320]

@@norakelly4277 you are an angel for this THANK YOU! I looked for so long

[@ellieb3708]

"so dignified in your well pressed suit" being a lyric about JOE JONAS sends me every time

[@blending_in]

💀

[@keerthilanka9039]

😂😂😂

[@jay48765]

Fr tho like this was in his prime Disney fashion 😭🤚

[@francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep]

@@jay48765 I keep thinking of the fit Disney made the Jonas Brothers wear for Camp Rock.😭

[@uncarley]

STOP

[@prepilitsa]

I love how you explain something that happened and then say "this alluded to" [insert song lyric] as if the world we live in is based on Taylor's discography and not the other way around.

[@uncarley]

hahahhaa taylor is the canon everything else is just noise tbh

[@prepilitsa]

@@uncarley oh my god. You responded... I just had to launch into a huge explanation to my friend on why I almost just started crying in the middle of a panera. Thank you for this blessing. Lol.

[@katonajourney]

I feel that's how Taylor thinks of it. You have to remember she thinks of everything and everyone as a song. She even mentioned that in her songs lol literally

[@francescakyanda9182]

I’ve been thinking lately as a sociology student that Swifties would be such a fascinating subject for studies, and I’m right

[@Raindrop2424]

I‘m not studying sociology but I feel exactly the same. Over the last few years I found myself when I watch a movie or observe online „drama“ I’m way more interested in the human behavior and relationships than in the actual topic. In moments like this I wish I had continued my philosophy degree and combined it with sociology. Well now it’s my hobby 😂

[@1116_6]

Lmk if you need me if you ever decide to do a study on us

[@destituteanddecadent9106]

imo it's not just Swifties, it's the idol stanning phenomenon in general. The age of the internet has made it ever possible for those with massive platforms to play into the parasocial nature of their fans and lead them on, make them think they know their idol. It's a distasteful side effect of capitalism that that sort of behavior sells more albums and tickets than genuinely writing great music, but then again, it's just one of many.

[@noramartinez8520]

Durkheim.

[@uncarley]

yesss i want a dissertation on this fandom

[@theindoorkites]

Just wanna say about the middle part there: Ed Sheeran's documentary the sum of it all made me cry so hard he just had a really rough time with his pregnant wife being diagnosed with cancer, a week later his best friend dies, a week later he's in a court case he eventually won but was dragged to hell by the press, and another friend died whist in the court case.. thats horrific and i felt so much sympathy for him 😢 i think everyone whether a fan or not should watch that documentary because essentially it wasn't about a musician but it was about grief.. hard recommend. He also said he had like hour long conversations with taylor all the time and i adore their friendship🥺

[@uncarley]

yes! he's had a hard life and maybe his music isnt for you but he's a strong guy

[@imk3879]

the reading of John mayer's masterpiece "Why You No Love Me" was so touching, I started crying and cried for the rest of the video. You truly captured the emotion in the lyrics, thank you so much carley

[@uncarley]

im an artist

[@starsandsuch7778]

Introducing Ed Sheeran as “local scone, inventor of the guitar” is so unhinged

[@Idkwhat56]

Stanning taylor is a curse and blessing at the same time

[@graceelizabeth130]

especially right now

[@Idkwhat56]

@@graceelizabeth130 we’re gonna get fed a lot tonight but at what cost? 😭

[@mailyak442]

This is what I saw about loving women (as a woman - wlw)

[@violetrowlet777]

@@Idkwhat56 what’s happening tonight??

[@chelsealynne07]

@@violetrowlet777 karma ft. ice spice, snow on the beach ft. more lana, 2 new vault track exclusives

[@lucyames6157]

the way "picture to burn" is so underappreciated, like "i really, really hate that stupid old pickup truck you never let me drive," is lyrical genius and my six y/o self was screaming it at the top of her lungs

[@uncarley]

SO GOOD

[@user-7jlrc]

i hate that stupid old pickup truck you keep talking about

[@AmyAberrant]

Pure teen rage!

[@lemmetellyaboutit]

I was in 8th grade and I can confirm that this absolutely was my favorite jam to scream.. the guy I liked didn’t even have a truck let alone a license lmao 5:34

[@spicedch4i]

i'm right in the middle of a taylor swift hyperfixation and you're literally my favorite youtuber i feel so blessed rn

[@rotivo99]

omg same

[@meghansullivan6812]

Bro RIGHT she’s absolutely my hyper fixation rn

[@strawberryfeilds3399]

THIS

[@agriff18804]

^^^^

[@jehouse61]

Me too!!!

[@SukieConley]

"contemporary youth pastor core" to describe john mayer is a masterstroke ✨

[@sheikad0w]

“former child, taylor swift” fucking KILLED me. like, i’ve been wiped out and i wasn’t expecting it

[@francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep]

TBH, the Swifties still saying "she's so smol" and Tumblr sh!t when she's a full-on 33-yr woman needs to be told that.💀

[@destituteanddecadent9106]

@@francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep I've never heard of "she's so smol", but I once found a Twitter account that centered around calling her babygirl and infantilizing her in a way that... let's just say the psyche was deeply disturbing.

[@francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep]

@@destituteanddecadent9106 Yes, and that. I forgot what the other term they were calling her was. You just reminded me. 😭 I literally miss just being a superfan in the country-pop days and feeling like part of a functioning "fan" family.

[@uncarley]

hahahaha thank you

[@ciciamanda.]

@@destituteanddecadent9106 quote from a tiktok i stumbled across (incedibly paraphrased, im not about to go find it) "i'm so happy that taylor gets to be smol gurl with travis kelce, cause he is large boi. And shes just smol gurl! and he can like pick her up- (the person fully cupped her hands like she was holding thumbelina) and she gets to be smol gurl!" Kill me actually

[@emmettmeta1418]

I don't know if Taylor is actually bi but i think its inspirational that she's equally messy with girls and guys. Thats real feminism right there.

[@nectarofthegods86573]

taylor and real feminism?????? be fucking for real rn

[@emmettmeta1418]

@@nectarofthegods86573 bruh IM JOKING

[@nectarofthegods86573]

@@emmettmeta1418 LMFAO IM SORRY. you can never know with swifties

[@iheartkimseungmin]

@@nectarofthegods86573 REAL 😭

[@flamingaish]

​@@nectarofthegods86573 is that lana in your pfp

[@cocorocorn]

You forgot how in speak now the song enchanted had random letter capitalized and they spelled out ADAM(the guy from owl city) and then he sang his own version of enchanted(it’s on KZbin if you wanna listen to it) and then Taylor ghosted him cause she was embarrassed for him

[@uncarley]

hahahahahahaa NOOOO

[@ohifonlyx33]

literally when i saw that happen i thought it was the most romantic thing ever, and I was disappointed they didn't date. Now I see the cringe, and am also glad Mr. City dodged that drama.

[@eririe1451]

I am DECEASED

[@happywithdrawal]

finally, respect for my boy adam! ♥♥✊🏽

[@richlisola1]

Forgot or didn’t care? Only Swiftie cultists know it all.

[@chaimeansteabro]

You're so real for depicting the John Mayer corn to keep the audience engaged and informed

[@richelleeasley6492]

I had to use my imagination

[@uncarley]

a picture (of corn) is worth 1000 words

[@pinkyhc4130]

Jump scare John Mayer just SLAYED me.

[@uncarley]

TW john mayer

[@amandalong5916]

I screamed lmfao

[@cjsheu]

came here to say this, i had to pause i was laughing so hard

[@redv.402]

fun fact is beyonce and jay-z going to taylor's party was seen as a diss to kanye and kim, whom kanye asked jay-z to be his best man, but it was reported that beyonce didn't approve (given it was also the time when kim was transitioning from rich girl reality star to actual celebrity due to her linking up with kanye). kanye felt slighted, and it was made into a REALLY big deal. then next thing you know... famous came about and the infamous cancellation of taylor swift came about

[@noheliapacheco4094]

This 1 hour video makes me feel a little less unhinged about making Taylor the theme for my master’s degree dissertation a few years ago

[@hannialarino3175]

SPILL

[@Lovinlifetoday235]

You are a hero. From one unhinged master's student to another.

[@MB-dz7ci]

what was the title!!

[@noheliapacheco4094]

I was getting my master’s in translation and linguistics, so I did an analysis of why context is important when translating songs, they must not only rhyme or be singable in the new language, they must also maintain their context. To test my theory I used theories of rap and poetry translation. I translated the rep and folklore albums. I studied her writing style, the decisions to use capital or lowercase letters, the literary figures she prefers to use, the references she makes to her own discography, the literary work of other arrists or to pop culture. It goes deep into my field of study, but I this is a good overview, I think. P.s.: it makes me so happy to talk about it P.s.s.: the title is “Translation of Singer Taylor Swift's reputation and folklore Albums Based on the Theories of Rap and Poetry Translation”

[@blending_in]

You're brave

[@raphynette]

My fave thing that she has ever done and that wasn’t really touched upon in the video is that she’s endeavored to re-record all her back catalog just to fuck with Scott Borchetta and Scooter Braun and drop the value of the master recordings of her first 6 albums. It’s such a genius and petty move that we can only Stan.

[@Venvaneless]

Even more funnier, they didn’t believe she’d do that. Their shareholders - ITAKA Holdings, were sceptical of buying the albums when it got announced but SB was like „nah, she’s bluffing“.

[@chappellgroan]

You’ll have to make an update video in 6 months since Blondie is in her messy era 💀

[@futuristic.handgun]

Tbh, she's never left her messy era. It's always been messy. Lmao.

[@sunflower2187]

She's horribly messy 😭

[@Vannah2414]

So… very messy…

[@celestiialdreams]

she's always been messy

[@destituteanddecadent9106]

Honestly I don't get the whole "eras" thing. It sounds like a ridiculously dramatic and self-important way of putting something that most people would simply refer to as a phase. It's not exactly the Victorian Era let's be real.

[@coolvirgopris]

The fact that this video could be twice as long now from everything that’s happened since then 😭

[@elianaslivia4405]

I would pay for an update

[@number1morbiusfan]

I truly am not a Swiftie, however...I love the stories and the drama, thank you for this GIFT

[@futuristic.handgun]

Same. ❣️

[@yethmiamarawardhana9652]

Yeah same!

[@uncarley]

happy to help bestie

[@lucy.2485]

“I’m not interested in details” *proceeds to make an hour long video on every detail of Taylor swift*

[@potaatoo8793]

there's some things I never thought I'd be doing in my life. watching an hour long rundown of the life of a celebrity I have never cared about in the middle of the night is definitely one of them. thank you for your service

[@uncarley]

i love this energy

[@thehomosapiennnnn]

Now Travis has entered the chat ,the Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas feud and now Sophie is in the Taylor Swift canon omg Miss Taylor has the most chaotic life ever istg and I Love it LoL 😂

[@zerokaoningyo3509]

so glad you mentioned hayley williams was in the bad blood music video bc i feel like people gloss over that fact

[@abidoran3439]

She was in that camilla cabello birthday photo too! And performed with Taylor at least once during the Speak Now tour. I spent the first 30 minutes of the video thinking "okay but when does Hayley Williams become part of the girl gang"

[@uncarley]

that is history

[@Chris-ln7tr]

the amount that’s happened since this video came out is insane

[@katedillon1977]

i was JUST thinking this. there's been SO MUCH

[@britnicox3929]

The main thing that hit me about this whole video is the realization that TSwift has been in the music industry for almost two decades. Damn Edit: also very wild to me that Taylor Lautner dated as many Taylors as he did and is now married to one

[@soapthesoap]

He really was on a mission

[@arshiyaamreen5808]

EXACTLY I realized watching this video that Taylor has been an artist in the industry for almost as long as I have existed?? Just 2.5 years older than her whole fricking career T-T

[@destituteanddecadent9106]

@@arshiyaamreen5808 It's that you're young, more than her career is long.

[@uncarley]

so many taylors so little time

[@StealingSunsets]

@@destituteanddecadent9106 No, she has had an incredibly long career in the music industry. Why are you nagging people on every comment?

[@carolineh167]

I can't believe you missed the important date of Taylor's bangs entering the Taylor-verse, her most loyal bestie.

[@uncarley]

omgNOOOOO

[@Pennyfold123]

First time I saw her with straight hair on TV I had no idea who it was for the whole segment

[@futuristic.handgun]

Fun fact: Taylor's first album was released the same day as My Chemical Romance's magnum opus, The Black Parade. 🖤

[@meghansullivan6812]

And RED was released the same day as Kendrick Lamar’s good kid maad city !!!

[@garfieldbrooks]

legends supporting legends!!

[@CheesecakeIsLifee]

The stars were truly aligned 😌

[@frostialien9191]

Thank you for this info ❤

[@destituteanddecadent9106]

@@garfieldbrooks Do not put them on the same level 😭

[@lovefromshirley]

I think my favourite thing about Taylor lore/fandom is that we all collectively would fight ANYone who speaks badly about Taylor Lautner. If you're a Swiftie you are also a Lava Boy fan, there are zero exceptions.

[@leahdavis9434]

But..the movie is called Sharkboy and Lavagirl

[@jeremi1441]

i deserve financial compensation for the injuries i’ve faced falling down the rabbit hole that is ur channel

[@uncarley]

im so sorry bestie

[@Naiadryade]

As someone who only recently has become much more of a Taylor Swift fan than I used to be, I really appreciate this video as a sort of cliffnotes for the history/lore I was only vaguely aware of before.

[@uncarley]

im a historian

[@leeleeloosies]

carley thinking taylor could've been first lady is even funnier when you know that carley's canadian 😭😭

[@domesticmess2047]

I really want to know what she thinks “first lady” means 😂

[@patb6650]

@@domesticmess2047 obviously it’s american princess 😌

[@chaimeansteabro]

this video is for people like me who've always been too afraid of admitting they are a swiftie in fear of not knowing all of the lore the fandom has

[@ferntella]

Yeah there's sooo much to unpack. You should join us over in the subreddit, just interecting there (especially in the theories and general threads) is a crash course. And it's one of the best moderated subs, so its far less toxic than most. And it's incredibly active.

[@johanabi]

@@ferntellaI low-key hate the main Taylor sub’s moderation Partially because they have a tendency to remove comments that are in any way critical of her

[@thatgirlelora]

if you’re interested in more swiftie content for the lore you should check out ally sheehan too! she does a lot of breakdowns for new swifties as well, esp prior to the re-records being released

[@heddadybvadskog-nebb5603]

As an average Norwegian girl who turned 20 in 2021 and 2 weeks later decided (probably because of a quarter life crisis) to get really into the NBA, specifically the Knicks, and thus has to spend every sports related conversation with a man proving that I know what I'm talking about: the Knicks did WIN that game on October 30th, which is crazy considering that yes we have been very bad for a long time (not this season tho!) and actually lost 65 out of 82 games that season😭😭😭

[@uncarley]

I CANT BELIEVE THE KNICKS WON WTF

[@Mila-Rosa]

As an American... you chose the Knicks to support?? Lmao I'm glad you found your team though! I don't really follow sports but I hope they give you some good games this season

[@liana7010]

carley mistakenly calling weddings funerals is so funny to me.

[@uncarley]

i hate what that says about my brain

[@user-vl8rx5gl9z]

This is absolutely the best thing that has happened this 2023 this wasn't in my bingo and I'm LIVINGGG thank you SO MUCH for your job queen

[@pranveramulgeci5242]

So true!!!

[@emmyjulianne6850]

peter monn or does someone else say that? 😂 i love him

[@PaulWesleyLoverr]

“She’s definitely a very intelligent person, yet she chooses violence constantly.” SO TRUE LOLOL

[@kimseehorn]

Taylor and Karlie just look SO similar in all of their pictures together..

[@oneday7574]

I actually watched the Victoria secret fashion show for the first time since Taylor was performing in 2013 and when I saw karlie kloss walking I was shocked at how she looked exactly like Taylor

[@sViviftie]

they look nothing alike I'm so confused at how people would think that

[@toannguyen1998]

Oh boy Carley. Your love for Seinfeld is going to put to the test when you found out that he dated a 17 years old for 4 years as a 38 years old

[@jessicamattes4208]

The fact that Taylor performed with John Mayer on her 20th birthday and then Jake Gyllenhaal missed her 21st birthday... no words for poor Taylor. I wish all the best for all of her subsequent birthdays

[@banannasnot]

As a non-swiftie but longtime ally and friend to many, I’ve been waiting so patiently for a comprehensive timeline so I can finally support them better. Thank you

[@raveng8217]

longtime ally 😭😂

[@bennyton2560]

friend to whom my sister😭😭Gigi Hadid??

[@dreamingofthemoon]

Lmao mee

[@maria_____.]

not swiftie ally 😭😭

[@MsJoee21]

The fact that this video actually *could* be even more detailed as me, a casual fan, was adding things as we were going, has me in shambles! Thank you for your time Carley!

[@uncarley]

swifties have an attention to detail i simply cannot compete with

[@AKLabs-xl4re]

Taylor Swift’s lore is like MCU 😵‍💫 The way her music ties with it and so many famous people are involved is so crazy.

[@sudesezin]

i am from Turkey and for the last two weeks i have been crying none-stop because of the election here. it’s been really hard, but this video makes me feel a little better. hope you’re doing well ❤

[@libby5742]

we don’t know each other, but I’m sending you love 🤍

[@carolinegeorge13]

I'm so sorry, I hope you're doing better❤ sending you lots of love❤

[@buecherwuermin]

sending love and hoping for the best🤞🏻🤞🏻

[@vontrude3310]

big love from berlin - crying with you

[@eyll-r2e]

Çok az kaldı üzülme.Cumhuriyet bize emanet onu korumak için de mücadele edeceğiz.20 yıllık baskı ve korku imparatorluğunu yenmek kolay değil ama bu pazar kazanıyoruz♥️Umutsuzluğa alışmayalım.Her şey çok güzel olacak!!✌🏼♥️

[@nicgaron]

oh boi this needs an update! late 2023 to 2024 is crazy for a swiftie

[@saeftuh]

It’s so funny to me that when swifties make fun of why u no love me John Mayer fans respond with “it’s from a child’s perspective” why couldn’t he see from the perspective of the child he dated at 32 years old?

[@AshR24]

I feel like all celebrities have to be a certain degree of unhinged to be able to do that job, but Taylor is another level. Being with Matty Healy after what he said about interracial p*rn not even a year ago, and then collabing with ice spice who he made more racist comments a few months ago. I truly hope Taylor is starting the rep era early and is going to drag the dude like "he said dating me would be gross and emasculating, so I made him fall in love with me and then stomped on his heart :)" But I don't believe it haha

[@uncarley]

dude it is SO insane i couldnt even comment on it because it was all coming out AS I WAS FILMING and i was FLOORED like wtf

[@MrAilsaAng]

girl i swear the stamina you have for these deep dives?!? insane and unmatched

[@salah2987]

honestly this is no deep dive as a swiftie if you tell me a year on the calendar of taylor swift i can name you everything that happened that year so shes just collecting everything together

[@MrAilsaAng]

@@salah2987 ow… i was referring to the “deep dive” genre of videos on youtube… she’s filmed more than a couple of those on her channel now. & that takes a lot of energy!

[@uncarley]

i live for the chaos

[@sarahcoltrona6604]

There’s already enough material for a follow up video! Please do a part 2!!

[@wardengabriella]

An hour long video on Taylor Swift. Thank you for your service. Also, congrats on the Smartfood commercial! It was so sick to see that! Your videos bring me so much comfort you have no idea. I hope great things keep happening for you.

[@uncarley]

thank you so much!!!

[@EmiSReyes]

Watching this 9 months later and now shes with Travis Kelce

[@4eva123]

The fact this is AN HOUR LONG is giving me life. Amazing. Masterpiece.

[@EvaNicole]

andrew garfield being referred to as “tick tick boom motherfucker” will never not be hilarious

[@carlyy2]

The fact that so much more has happened in the taylor canon and this video was only 3 months ago lol

[@anisanurraudah8383]

Someone on Twitter said: "Taylor Swift has the wickedness and severe untreated mental illness of a prestige tv show protagonist" like why is that so accurate and why do I love her so much lol. We all rooting for the anti-hero, even tho its exhausting sometimes.

[@Swifly_Norman]

18:20 Moment I knew about her 21st birthday “What do you when tears are streaming down your face in front of everyone you know? And what do you do when the one who means the most to you, is the one that didn’t show?” “And they’re all standing around and singing, happy birthday to you”

[@theunmappedstar]

we’ll need an updated video at this point, timeline just keeps growing 😭

[@moviesquad73]

Honorable mention: Bon Iver, a long time friend and collaborator of Kanye West, severs his ties with Kanye barely a year before being featured on Taylor's song Exile, which confirms he has switched sides on the Kanye-Taylor cold war.

[@Jellybeansatdusk]

We all love Taylor but her calling herself “surprisingly non-confrontational” is an outright lie 😂

[@BreakerOfChains219]

She will stand up for self and for her friends. He is done with all the drama

[@dotkiarika1026]

Maybe not right now as she got much older but like for most of her carreer she really avoided conflict

[@Jellybeansatdusk]

@@dotkiarika1026 baby Tay was the most confrontational. She was known for calling people out and going after them in songs and interviews. Mature Taylor is now a bit more reserved about that, but she still will stand up for herself.

[@cheekynandosss581]

“Sept 13th 2008, the third plane has hit the Swiftie towers” the way I cackled

[@michael120.]

i was recommended "look at what you made me do" by a friend because i dont think ive ever actually listened to a taylor swift song so i googled "taylor swift drama" bc in the video there was a gravestone that said "taylors reputation" and now im about to watch this whole video ill give a status update when i finish it

[@michael120.]

fascinating i didnt expect it to be a timeline and as somebody who plans to major in either history or political science ive seen a fair bit of timelines and this is certainly an unhinged one,i am honored to learn about taylor swift

[@IDislikeMacaroni]

“former child Taylor Swift” I’m dead omg

[@annas5752]

I think it was the speak now album where she randomly capitalized letters in the album notes/lyrics and spelled out a message and i sat in my parents basement deciphering it on a peice of scrap paper and a carpenters pencil for like an hour

[@alexnicole6806]

my favorite girlboss knew we were all going through it and said, "here you go, besties" and i feel god in this chili's tonight, ty

[@blending_in]

Yessss I second that💀 also that's one of my favorite the office quotes ever

[@lauren1779]

Girl it’s been six months so much new to cover lol

[@raqyourworld]

2:03 the fact that you mentioned the unabomber manifesto in this and he died a couple of days ago. your power

[@jbnks1995]

watching this in the year of 2024 is truly wild. an entire new album, eras tour almost done, still no rep tv 😫 taylor likely engaged to travis, matty engaged to gabbriette, honestly what a time we are living in

[@alexarobertson17]

The black mock-neck is VERY journalist-chic of you. Love it! That is all.

[@uncarley]

pulitzer prize chic

[@alexarobertson17]

@@uncarley Nobel prize in literature award winner chic. 🖤

[@Artdeco_bby]

18:00 your comment about the ATWTMV short film was correct. The crying can be validated by her song The Moment I Knew as well. It’s specifically about him not showing up to her bday party :)

[@findparadise]

As someone who has been alive this entire time but somehow has never listened to Taylor Swift, I truly appreciate the catch up

[@earelevant]

tbh i care a whole lot less about the information than i thought i would, but everytime i was about to click off your energy pulled me right back in

[@JessicaStahlSings]

this video is so "daddy made you your favorite open wide here comes the content" I cannot WAIT to watch this

[@photogbrandie5744]

Ahhhh why oh why was this made before the Tayvis era?? 😂 For someone who doesn’t care about details, you sure got into the lore pretty hardcore!

[@TheMakeupChair]

I WISH I had found your channel back when I was in Canada, cause I’d totally be there! Gonna bookmark your account just in case you are doing something next time I’m there 🙌☺️

[@uncarley]

yesss if you come back let me know!

[@angelemeana2754]

Please don’t make sexual jokes or advances or swear God wouldn’t like that and there are children here May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. GOD IS ALPHA AND OMEGA!!! THE BEGINNING AND THE END!!! GOD SENT HIS SON DOWN TO DIE ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS. PLEASE GIVE YOUR LIFE TO HIM!!! PRAY AND REPENT AND GOD IS COMING!!!!!! THERE IS NO TIME. FELLOW CHRISTIANS GOD WILL BE COMING DON’T LOSE FAITH!!! PLEASE!! PRAY FOR STRENGTH AND DON’T DOUBT HIM!!! Romans 10:9 “That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.” Romans 10:10 “For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.” 2 Peter 3:1-18 “1 This second epistle, beloved, I now write unto you; in both which I stir up your pure minds by way of remembrance: 2 That ye may be mindful of the words which were spoken before by the holy prophets, and of the commandment of us the apostles of the Lord and Saviour: 3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, 4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. 5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: 6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished: 7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men. 8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day. 9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. 10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up. 11 Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness, 12 Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat? 13 Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness. 14 Wherefore, beloved, seeing that ye look for such things, be diligent that ye may be found of him in peace, without spot, and blameless. 15 And account that the longsuffering of our Lord is salvation; even as our beloved brother Paul also according to the wisdom given unto him hath written unto you; 16 As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction. 17 Ye therefore, beloved, seeing ye know these things before, beware lest ye also, being led away with the error of the wicked, fall from your own stedfastness. 18 But grow in grace, and in the knowledge of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. To him be glory both now and for ever. Amen.” concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. 10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up. 11 Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness, 12 Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat? 13 Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness. 14 Wherefore, beloved, seeing that ye look for such things, be diligent that ye may be found of him in peace, without spot, and blameless. 15 And account that the longsuffering of our Lord is salvation; even as our beloved brother Paul also according to the wisdom given unto him hath written unto you; 16 As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction. 17 Ye therefore, beloved, seeing ye know these things before, beware lest ye also, being led away with the error of the wicked, fall from your own stedfastness. GOD JESUS CHRIST AND THE HY SPIRIT IS ALPHA AND OMEGA!! 18 But grow in grace, and in the knowledge of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. To him be glory both now and for ever. Amen.” GOD, JESUS CHRIST, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT IS ALPHA AND OMEGA.

[@lolalila7680]

Really enjoying the video and as a Taylor fan always am ready to embrace the music and mess, yet find it hypocritical that the age difference for both the jake g and john m relationships was mentioned but not the that of an adult taylor with a 17-18 year old conor kennedy, plus how unhinged it was to buy that house right next to him when he was dealing with the death of his mother

[@newph0newhodis]

I never knew about the Conor age difference. Yikes!

[@carissalynne104]

Tbf she was only 22, compared to John and jake who were in their 30s, but yes-definitely a bit weird.

[@dedinside805]

Noticed this too! Was also surprised at how nothing about the pushback with dating Matty Healy was mentioned, especially since it's a big discussion with fans and non-fans alike

[@uncarley]

never knew about this! big yikes! i did a lot of research on swiftie blogs on tumblr so makes sense they would gloss over that because they have bias

[@Pookie-v1m]

Is it odd? Yes. But he was 18 and she was 22. Technically, it’s legal. I don’t think she’s a groomer or smth lol

[@ffaenger19]

over an hour, omg. this saved my night. i can’t wait to watch

[@sammanthaafreyy]

march 17 2023 AKA THE DAY I SAW TAYLOR SWIFT IN CONCERT WHEN NOBODY KNEW WHAT THE ERAS TOUR WAS GONNA BE😭 i sobbed thru the whole show

[@marlachildsartwork]

I am largely uninterested in Taylor Swift drama but this video had me hooked for the whole hour and almost 3 minutes. Nice work. 😂

[@uncarley]

thank you for watching!!

[@lornatw]

Taylor has always caused me so much mental turmoil of hate and love. She constantly throws me back to feeling like I'm watching high school drama. Where's the therapy and just letting go? Why does one have to publically own everything, I get it as someone whose not been able to control the narrative of my own life and those around me. But then I've also let that go in about 10 yrs less time. If I was that well known for that long and loved still by a huge audience, I wouldn't be concerned about proving how 'right' I am or who my friends are. I'd just be living my life.

[@toot6476]

Uncarley is in her Matty Denial Era calling Taylor a single girly early on

[@bloomellesims1952]

we need an update with travis kelce and the updates with sophie turner joining the taylor canon

[@steflake8627]

I was literally thinking in the bathroom this morning how much I need an updated Multiverse of Madness from you. I click to see when you last posted and THIS video is box fresh?! I am a psychic. A very grateful psychic.

[@isabelleoechslie7476]

it actually makes me feel old that haylor was more than 10 years ago like why does that moment in time feel like just yesterday to me

[@alexshorts9714]

you are the funniest person on youtube like actually. i felt like i was on an excessively unhinged facetime call with you this whole video

[@jillsarah7356]

“It’s not a CRIME to be mean” My Aries moon very much enjoys this validation

[@meghanvismara5177]

The dramatic poetic reading of John Mayer is amazing

[@rahii5598]

The fact this is one hour long and only covers like 1/100 of the taylor swift lore.

[@kimseehorn]

at first I thought I'd only watch the last couple of years but then I got so hooked and watched the whole thing.. AMAZING JOB!

[@uncarley]

thank you!!

[@TheAshleydelmar]

I just keep wonder where her parents were through all these age gap relationship. I know she was technically an adult but I’m almost 30 and if I was to date someone 10 or 15 years older than me, my family would have something to say about it.

[@cakt1991]

Thank you for this video! I was trying to think back on her relationship history, since people were making the same jokes again, especially with the short gap between the breakup with Joe and getting together with Matty (whether he’s actually a good person for her to be dating is another conversation altogether). I do think it’s interesting some people *cough*Candace Owens*cough* are calling her moves with her squad and Matty calculated to get back at Joe, and maybe that’s the case. But contrasting that to how she was roasted for her reaction to a 32 year old man manipulating her, plus that candid pic of her when another 30 year old man stood her up on her birthday? I imagine if she showed up in public crying her eyes out today, she’d still be roasted. I mean, Joe literally got his appearance in his “first sighting” post-breakup picked apart. You really can’t win with people, no matter what you do.

[@TheBooklover1848]

"Youth pastor with darkness behind the eyes" 😂😂😂 I am DEAD.

[@septiceye_3706]

A 1 hour deep dive? By my fave Carley? This is heavenly!! What did we do to deserve this?!?!

[@TheHannahx]

Just commenting to say congrats on this video and the amount of time and effort that you poured into it. I thooughly enjoyed it (idk why I’m writing as if I was your 55 year old manager, but yeah, point still stands).❤

[@sofie.h]

yessss omg I’m literally doing a research project with a fellow grad student on miss taylor swift’s lyrics For Fun so I cannot wait to watch this! class is in SESSION 🤓

[@sofie.h]

also I aspire to be able to attend one of the twilight screenings but this one’s a little short notice for me bc it’s like a 3-4 hour drive 😢 any idea when the breaking dawn ones will be?

[@samsimkin5157]

i'm currently very unwell in a foreign country and these videos have bought me a lot of comfort. thank youu xx