Are you looking forward to Royal Court? Let me know what CK3 content you'd like to see in the future! PS: This took forever to edit, sorry for the delays.
@vedantacharya15172 жыл бұрын
Make an Indo-Greek Kingdom in South India and make a hybrid culture using the new mechanics of Royal Court
@emmy93452 жыл бұрын
Id be interesting to see you playing playing joan of arc and creating a religiously dogmatic matriarchal utopia
@vedantacharya15172 жыл бұрын
@@predpolice445 That’s nice too
@chickenmcdouble2 жыл бұрын
hybrid anglo-saxon and saxon culture
@RomedyComedy2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for your content, in never ceases to make my day ✨
@yungmalaria2 жыл бұрын
“You successfully beat the child” You gained 👑75
@vrabb90302 жыл бұрын
Ah , lovely.
@hackergaming63722 жыл бұрын
Ck3 moment
@GumShuro2 жыл бұрын
imagine you need that 75 Prestige to form a kingdom lol
@ck3enjoyer1122 жыл бұрын
now beat the fetus
@FerdyTheGreat2 жыл бұрын
@@GumShuro "I'm sorry little one."
@kindadumb9162 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine the emperor went from trying to convert you back to Catholicism for political reasons, to trying to convert you back to stop your crimes against humanity.
@eatmyphatphuckingass2 жыл бұрын
don't think that would help stop crimes against humanity lmao
@xdscorpoinz6394 Жыл бұрын
I think the Catholics like it even more 👀
@emilybarclay8831 Жыл бұрын
@@eatmyphatphuckingass I mean, it would be a different flavour of crimes against humanity
@baneandeddu81157 ай бұрын
@@eatmyphatphuckingasscringe fool! DEUS VULT
@mackb28522 жыл бұрын
You think Glurgle's reign was short? I once had a Queen die in child birth, along with the child, 24 days into her reign. Shortest sovreign with a tragic death
@elvingearmasterirma72412 жыл бұрын
Thats just how it was before modern medical science
@katiegenreau2 жыл бұрын
My daughter and heir married another sovereign. She was pregnant with her first child which would of been an heir of both Poland and Bulgaria. She died during childbirth and so did the baby.
@inspector51222 жыл бұрын
Mine was a king who only served one day before being assassinated
@Kerorofan19902 жыл бұрын
16 days for me. He assumed the throne after his pops died in a dungeon in the middle east, and himself died 2 weeks later in a battlefield also in the middle east.
@basedsigmachad13532 жыл бұрын
I once had a king who died on the day of his coronation. I immediately held court and I got the event where someone challenged me to a duel, I accepted because he had like 4 prowess to my 16 and he killed me. 0 day reign
@k.teraehayes74502 жыл бұрын
The fact that you inbred this dynasty until the game didn't know how to english anymore will be top 5 funniest things I probably hear this week.
@valarya93302 жыл бұрын
I live in Strasbourg, I mean Glurgleburg, thank you for allowing me to learn more about my origins and the history of my region.
@JariahxSynn2 жыл бұрын
It would take generations for the inbreeding to clear up. That's a whole video series right there
@Tiananmen_Square_2 жыл бұрын
This is a certified “keeping it in the family” classic
@MuppetLord12 жыл бұрын
You know you are doing everything right when your wife is your child, great grandchild and lover. xD
@JessiTheBestiGaming2 жыл бұрын
I'm so lost
@Skr4x2 жыл бұрын
@@JessiTheBestiGaming Marrying the child of your child who you had the kid with.
@JessiTheBestiGaming2 жыл бұрын
@@Skr4x that's.... Really twisted
@Skr4x2 жыл бұрын
@@JessiTheBestiGaming Definitely something you'd expect to see anywhere between the Stone to Dark ages.
@JessiTheBestiGaming2 жыл бұрын
@@Skr4x I guess since they didn't have access to any information at all, it wouldn't have been seen as all that bad
@PAL6172 жыл бұрын
I love that you can hear Alzabo just trying to hold in laughs, while saying any sentence.
@Jermungus1152 жыл бұрын
I live the alitteration and rhyming, the amount of work this must have taken is unthinkable.
@ethanteague65892 жыл бұрын
I clicked for the hilarious title and stayed for the alliteration and rhyme scheme. Truly a work of art 😂
@wheelman13242 жыл бұрын
When I saw his previous inbreeding video on the day of CK3 release I remember thinking “Oh my God. It’s happening, already!”
@ZendikarMage427502 жыл бұрын
The writing was phenominal on this one, though I've never heard spindly pronounced that way before, heh heh
@douglasboyle65442 жыл бұрын
"Our Family Tree is more like a Family Wreath" Okay, that cracked me up.
@noah-vf6dy2 жыл бұрын
you could show all your rulers in the lineage tab
@Mangokyou2 жыл бұрын
I just watched "Creating the most inbred Dynasty" and seconds later this video gets uploaded
@mrpoisoness50982 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this video, this made my morning. xD
@zaboomafool19112 жыл бұрын
You successfully beat the child God damnit gonna make me fall out of my chair. Props to paradox for knowing what CK players want in their games. Does that mean you can fail to beat your children though?
@justwex-mapper Жыл бұрын
I'm watching this video for like the sixth time, hopefully we'll someday get a part 3.
@Ly_Lord2 жыл бұрын
12:58 : drops a random Classic Wow reference Me: facepalms with the biggest grin.
@wacko59142 жыл бұрын
Man my Great Grandfather started this challenge, but I think something went wrong with my mom because our grandchild is scaley, sisters am I right?
@waynestover11762 жыл бұрын
I about spit out my drink at the Mankrik reference!
@mingthan70282 жыл бұрын
At that moment, he realized the teachings of ADAM the manfather and Hentaism is his. true Destiny
@HuevoBendito2 жыл бұрын
Ok, now do an Adamite run where you try to convert the whole map.
@mick77272 жыл бұрын
You had me at 'seducing the subscription box'.
@DrGrabAss.10 ай бұрын
Dude, I can only laugh so much! I needed this so badly, it's been a terrible couple of weeks and this was the first time I laughed out loud in forever. Thank you!
@thebigmanskeet69692 жыл бұрын
Ah, incest runs are like 90% of my runs and 90% of my comics.
@grandaltis2 жыл бұрын
excuse me w h a t
@thebigmanskeet69692 жыл бұрын
@@grandaltis I draw crusader kings comics.
@DanielJackson982 жыл бұрын
0:45 1044?
@gergelylaszlo54632 жыл бұрын
1066*
@UTDSM2 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be interesting
@adrianaslund86052 жыл бұрын
How were they able to conquer so much while naked?
@crimsoncamellia70792 жыл бұрын
You're script is absolutely incapable of being deciphered by my brain
@And-ur6ol2 жыл бұрын
"Don't sleep with someone you didn't grow up with" - Glurklian proverb. Meaning: Literally what it says.
@thecpt62652 жыл бұрын
"he was too inbred to form words" lmao
@yagirlrenii69882 жыл бұрын
IM DONE💀💀
@CaesarsLegion12 жыл бұрын
Brown detected
@queenroaster8704 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Anders_LundАй бұрын
Charles II would want a word...if he could form any
@sophie94192 жыл бұрын
Wait, does the language of the game actually change when you get too inbred? That's hilarious 😆
@orukarm Жыл бұрын
I sure hope so
@chrislupker83468 ай бұрын
I think its an issue with the game, but I could be wrong. I like to believe its true
@fiendish94742 жыл бұрын
The worst part of an inbred playthrough in ck2/ck3 is the lag when you open the family tree
@AlzaboHD2 жыл бұрын
Relatable!
@n.v.90002 жыл бұрын
300+ years in game and more then 900 living relatives, I opened it....it crashed the game after a min or two of trying
@cloudsombrero2 жыл бұрын
Is there a reason why?
@Alizudo2 жыл бұрын
@@cloudsombrero It tries to compile all the profiles in order, in all of the appropriate locations. Meaning each person will have a profile several times over, and if you're too inbred, any one member of your family might appear on the tree over a dozen times. This gets worse the longer you've been playing the game.
@hackergaming63722 жыл бұрын
Wait until you use mods to remove the child limit that’s where it gets chaotic.
@seank22512 жыл бұрын
"1044 start date" ah yes, the synthesis of playing way too many hours of eu4 and ck3 back to back
@l0rf2 жыл бұрын
I remember that fateful day when Harold Godwinson defended the walls of Hastings against the invading Ottoman empire.
@nikolaitregouet2 жыл бұрын
@@l0rf 😂😂😂
@joshuawall6462 жыл бұрын
@@l0rf after Harald Hardradas failed invasion of the Aztec Empire.
@l0rf2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuawall646 A rarely discussed topic, sadly forgotten by mainstream history.
@michaelneely1232 жыл бұрын
Quick note: The achievement titled A Perfect Circle, requires you to have only 2 distinct parents, grandparents, and great-grandparents. Only .8 percent of players have this achievement, making it the rarest i personally own. Im so proud of myself?
@mirjanbouma2 жыл бұрын
Should your dad also be your granddad and great grand dad? How does that work?
@michaelneely1232 жыл бұрын
@@mirjanbouma I'm gonna be honest I have no clue, I just kept breeding family members until the achievement popped up
@derekskelton41872 жыл бұрын
@@mirjanbouma So create a custom character with a faith allowing unrestricted marriage. Start as a women to prevent cuckolding, and have kids. Then when your son is adult divorce your husband, and marry your son. Ideally you will do this again with a grandson. Either way if you keep having kids with your grandkids it should go through
@Bahns0072 жыл бұрын
@@derekskelton4187 I've attempted that achievement so many times and I don't know what I keep doing wrong. I just keep marrying brothers and sisters in each generation until I think I got the achievement but nothing
@Jo-Heike2 жыл бұрын
I have this achivment, and I actually got it by accident while doing my Tall Visby game (fun tall game, kind of). I needed something to do, so I wanted to do some eugenics. Made a custom ruler that was 32 years old, had hale, quick and beautiful, plus the pure-blooded trait. Then made them Messalianian, and gave them one daughter, which my ruler married at the start of the game for gold and piety (16+16=32). I kept doing this sort of thing, marrying my current ruler to their sisters/daugthers when they came of age, and 3-4 generations (might have been more) I ended up with perfect circle. If you really want to do inbreeding, you need pureblooded, but the chances of getting it natrually are tiny, 0-3%, while the odds of your children having it are 15% (which means you can reroll to have your one daughter have it), when both parents have it, it's a 75% chance to inherit. Either of the two male sucession laws are preferable as males can have a lot more children if you have polygamy, or concubines.
@RuSosan2 жыл бұрын
"A family that sleeps together, stays together." - Glurklian saying, possibly maybe
@ThreeEyedFish2 жыл бұрын
God imagine having a country named after yourself and only ruling it for 4 months.
@YouTubeCensors2 жыл бұрын
I lost 2 sheep on a wager. Damn fool was supposed to rule for decades!
@Waruko8D2 жыл бұрын
I want to blindfold someone so they can't see the videogame footage, and see if they think this is real history.
@RuSosan2 жыл бұрын
You assume to question the historical validity of glorious GLURGLIA!? You wretched non-motherf:er, how dare!?
@YouTubeCensors2 жыл бұрын
In the USA 40% will believe this to be real
@RuSosan2 жыл бұрын
@@KZbinCensors _Sweet home Alabama._
@HenryTitor2 жыл бұрын
@@RuSosan sweet home Europe
@TheNinjaNiky Жыл бұрын
I mean.. it kinda is?😂 they would be wrong about the characters and places, but not the subject matter🤣
@Palestinian_Imperialist2 жыл бұрын
I am proud to call myself Glurglian, a brother-son-uncle-husband of my glorious nation
@leirbag15952 жыл бұрын
The idea of someone being both someone else's son and uncle is quite frightening
@oldfrend2 жыл бұрын
ahahaha congrats, that is the most inbred name i've ever heard.
@Atillatzke2 жыл бұрын
@@leirbag1595 that means that someone would have made a baby with his grandma... ewww
@purpledevilr74632 жыл бұрын
Time to hear about incest from a smooth narrator-like voice.
@foolsgold65332 жыл бұрын
yea that... that doesn't sound right...
@DrZaius31412 жыл бұрын
Straight up. That's how the family tree goes. No branches.
@Dlipton012 жыл бұрын
Queen Victoria - “It’s beautiful”
@emperorofnothing12 жыл бұрын
When royal court comes out I just want you to be like Norse or Norman and just conquer and hybridize with all
@AlzaboHD2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the new culture features!
@421less12 жыл бұрын
With royal court im going to have a realy hard time not making ck3 into a viking alternate history machine
@leirbag15952 жыл бұрын
Hybridize? And contaminate their pure, incestuous blood?
@flameofphoenix59982 жыл бұрын
At first I was almost offended by his German pronunciation, but then I realized it's just part of roleplaying the swabian characters
@babyramses50662 жыл бұрын
I'd wanna see him attempt Danish haha *That* would be interesting
@Fnidner2 жыл бұрын
"Glarglia II III" makes perfect sense. She is the third to be named after Glarglia II, coming after Glarglia II II but before Glarglia III.
@Alizudo2 жыл бұрын
That means her middle name is basically "The Second". Why would... WHY??
@ryokiritani4187 Жыл бұрын
@@Alizudo Garglia The Second The Third
@oskargrodek2 жыл бұрын
Quick reminder for future adamite runs: there's in-game option to censor nudity, so you don't have to do it manually
@deevan14152 жыл бұрын
18:08 "Cousin-Countess Klara was thus married as Jurgen's third bride. Though, his former dwarven lover was open wide to provide further Roll Tide." 🤣🤣🤣
@Pryzoner2 жыл бұрын
This talent for writing the narration and playing CK3 in nightmarish ways...Only for it all to lead up to creating a very inbred empire. Truly, this is the man who must become emperor of the world.
@emmy93452 жыл бұрын
My favourite thing about Alzabo is how he deliberately pronounces everything wrong.
@ClamTheClammy2 жыл бұрын
is it tho?
@KarasuInaiga2 жыл бұрын
@@ClamTheClammy “spin”-dly, not “spine”-dly
@ugurturuslar87532 жыл бұрын
Creative™️Cousin™️Cuckoldry™️ This man is a gift that keeps on giving!
@OmegaTaishu2 жыл бұрын
9:36 My favourite part "Nobody battered an eye when Otto married his niece-lover the afternoon afterwards. Love had finally prevailed in the way god had intended, but what wasn't intended was when a NON-RELATED woman tried to seduce our sovereign. Talk about disgusting!" Also, 18:24
@toeray58642 жыл бұрын
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
@mingthan70282 жыл бұрын
Unlimited Genetic Power!
@Kimmie67722 жыл бұрын
If anyone wants to know how the hapsburgs actually got into inbreeding territory, it's because of the tradition of joining families to join or keep peace with other nations and the fact that you couldn't really make a legitimate heir with someone not of royal heritage. They married off family members for nobility and inherited so many titles from war that eventually their offspring had no other choice than to marry their 2nd cousin in order to either not dilute the lineage or keep tradition with joining the families together. The hapsburgs married themselves into a corner where they created a fuzzy divide between them and some other royal lineages. This is definitely not unique to the hapsburgs, but the fact you can find at least one or two in a shocking amount of country titles speaks to how large and widespread the family line was. Edit: was typing from memory and added more clarification and the context of the Holy Roman Empire's shenanigans.
@grukmccrymyselftoosleep70982 жыл бұрын
Suffering from success
@Nodwick132 жыл бұрын
The prophecy is true. During our darkest days, He comes to save us... through the power of virtual incest
@vikingwalrus22532 жыл бұрын
25:24 I've been chuckling throughout the entire video but the name of the usurper 'Queen Glargleglurga' made me lose it
@thaimapping2 жыл бұрын
When the family tree looks like a family bush
@elvingearmasterirma72412 жыл бұрын
8 minutes in and the descriptions of family relations is ending me. Each new one is like being beaten with a bag of teeth
@JohnSmith-kb4re2 жыл бұрын
Going full inbreeding without aiming for congenital traits leads to this video. Going for selective inbreeding leads to god-tier genius attractive herculean rulers. Therefore it could be concluded that only the genetically superior have a right to dabble in the purest form of love.
@JohnSmith-kb4re2 жыл бұрын
This might _actually_ be high on the list of my most cursed comments
@n.v.90002 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-kb4re praising yourself...you must actually be an American
@awesomemel2 жыл бұрын
Sooo eugenics but with incest?
@notinghere21902 жыл бұрын
@@awesomemel yes
@Alexander_the_Greatest Жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-kb4re well, you make it
@talhazubayurulislam95992 жыл бұрын
As one great man once said- "Incest is wincest."
@toddwebb75212 жыл бұрын
Well Charles II of Spain was literally the king of Alabama, like it was a Spanish possession during his reign.
@TragicTester0342 жыл бұрын
pretty sure it was florida not alabama
@DayneDaKid2 жыл бұрын
"Time to make peace, and find release" I enjoy hearing you almost break while going through this lol
@shubhaamgokko13612 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! I laughed so hard that i got a stomach ache. Crusader Kings is a unique game in terms of role playing! Have played CK 2 in the past and boy it's fun. You should try a playthrough where you marry female heirs patrilinearly and inherit land through your wife. Sort of like a dude gold digger game. Would be fun to see
@landrylongacre63912 жыл бұрын
I love how calm he stays while saying all these ridiculous names
@koeyh22 жыл бұрын
Your editing method makes the video much more enjoyable and more immersive to watch. It's like watching a movie. Thank you again for making this video after all your hard work. 😁
@maidros98562 жыл бұрын
This will have a part 2 right? You can't leave us at a cliffhanger.
@donpollo31542 жыл бұрын
This chromosome pool is drier than the Atacama Desert
@akiramasashi93172 жыл бұрын
Creative Cousin Cuckoldry is not a term I was expecting to hear today.
@DonNorway2 жыл бұрын
I did not expect a Mankrik reference in a CK video about inbreeding!
@JonPITBZN2 жыл бұрын
You should look up the pronunciation on "spindly." Or just count the number of consonants in between the i and the y (it's more than 1.)
@kubin2262 жыл бұрын
0:46, 1044? someone played to much EU IV
@SwedishSinologyNerd2 жыл бұрын
".... what... what do you call this video?" AlzaboHD: "The ARISTOCRATS!"
@vansmoken41722 жыл бұрын
This just popped up on my feed randomly. I don’t even know what game this. So I just skipped through 10 min in and I couldn’t stop laughing! The gurgles inbred family and city names made me want to know more
@Arcenus237J2 жыл бұрын
There's Eminem and then there's Alzabohd
@Vadimgusev9112 жыл бұрын
Finally! Continuation of the famous album of the musical group "The Habsburgs" God, I love this music channel!
@TY-km8hj2 жыл бұрын
Vid idea: Start out in africa, conquer the UK and ceate an African united kingdom and maybe merge culture with the celts just for bants.
@freeadvice16952 жыл бұрын
I’d love to see this campaign taken all the way to stellaris.
@TheKeyser942 жыл бұрын
Only make their species have the disgusting trait and basically the same, ones there was a Targaryen Mod that allow you to add the incest trait, but that way back 1.0 version, but disgusting work the same, only more vague, you can make in your head that all your species is inbreeding.
@TheLibermania2 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside, i want a book or a long fanfiction of that family. That ONE family.
@bp96962 жыл бұрын
a casual monday for alzabohd, creating the most inbred dynasty in ck3 :D
@clairegolder36832 жыл бұрын
Imagine children of this kingdom of Glurglia trying to learn their history. “Ah yes, queen Glurgle was followed by Glurglia and the Glurglia and then Glurglia II III…
@inurokuwarz2 жыл бұрын
I just find the Hapsburgs being adamites so funny, considering Austria keeps declaring Holy Wars in me as Bohemia in EU4 for being Hussite (Which allows you to pick adamite services as a reform).
@mansiselyn2 жыл бұрын
I'm not inbred I swear. My mother-cousin-aunt-niece-grandmother-sister-daughter wife can also tell you the same!
@isasolorzano97062 жыл бұрын
Is this recreation actually historically accurate? I've been trying to find information about all this but can't find any. Did Werner really begin the inbreeding tradition in his dynasty because of a cult belief? Did he really made his children marry each other? According to Wikipedia, Werner only had two sons... The only Ida I could find was Ida de Lorraine, Werner's mother.
@mingthan70282 жыл бұрын
Of course, not quite
@Sparrow96122 жыл бұрын
Time to further tangle up the old family wreath into a Gordian Knot and set it on fire!
@Gamingkrabbe2 жыл бұрын
That one is a painful quest you went on. But as always, nice video, story telling and editing.
@martialparty60212 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a glurgia world conquest. 😂
@clyderodrigues2 жыл бұрын
"Our family tree is more like a family wreath" 🤣
@TheTeKuZa2 жыл бұрын
AlzaboHD is my favorite creative content creator. More content like this.
@cyphate2 жыл бұрын
With the smooth voice, quality content and honestly incredible script writing I genuinely think this video will never be as appreciated as it deserves, I feel like I've just watched a piece of literary history and someday wish to create something as beautiful as "Switzerland was ceded, genetics were unimpeded, offspring were seeded, Franconia was conceded, daughters were greeted and a younger wife was soon needed"
@brocksamson32822 жыл бұрын
is there going to be a test on all this?
@MalleusSemperVictor2 жыл бұрын
Someone had to write all this in CK3. Do you think they have PTSD?
@corgifist2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever thought of doing a Native American campaign in EU4? A fun challenge would be to unite all of America as one of the Tribes and fight back against the colonizers(And maybe colonizing them back for a change)
@nh95542 жыл бұрын
Haven't laughed this hard in a while. Great video.
@MoaRider2 жыл бұрын
First time I actually subscribed to someone after they brought up that "percentage of unsubscribed viewers" thing. Also, 18:24-18:41 was majestic.
@bacon-chewtoy2 жыл бұрын
Would be hilarious if eventually as you inbreed you could get a special trait that's actually really good like "simpletons might" and it makes your characters personal combat skill unrivaled to make up for literally everything else being terrible, or maybe even you create the perfect lifeform throughout the generations and they literally become a new species
@doublesalopetoimcre2 жыл бұрын
is there a religion out there that supports gluttony? if the answer is yes, you should unite italy and rename it EATALY. naturally spreading the virtue of gluttonous in the dinasty.
@solidzaku22 жыл бұрын
I think I need a new face. Mine broke from cringing and laughing at the same time. The family titles started sounding like that scene from Spaceballs. Great stuff.
@moo-moo47582 жыл бұрын
Glargleglurga is a name representative of this dynasty
@AshtonTheMelon2 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to lie, I am one to silently stalk the Ck3 KZbinr's without subbing. I just don't envision watching this kind of content enough to warrant it. However, you had me at Gurgleburg. The writing in this video is top-notch and had me in stitches multiple times. I slammed that like and sub button, friend. You earned it. "...was open wide for further roll tide." One of the funniest things I have ever heard.