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@marcus40462 жыл бұрын
Ok now the opposite make china as the romans.
@desuno26092 жыл бұрын
love the Machiavellian quote at 16:26 :3
@juanbarreneche27432 жыл бұрын
It is over 9000… GIVE US PART 2
@Commandocheif992 жыл бұрын
It’s over 10K where is the video lol
@youngjung161 Жыл бұрын
Where is the continuation?
@AverageFitnessEnjoyer2 жыл бұрын
I like how I haven’t managed to revive the Roman Empire, yet Alzabo out here doing this
@Jamie-kk5fq2 жыл бұрын
Its very easy as the Byzantines, its just a lot if conquering random counties here and there
@Fatboy25262 жыл бұрын
I barely did it as the HRE and yet he’s doing it as the one Provence Chinese vassal…
@plebisMaximus2 жыл бұрын
I managed it starting as Hæsteinn. This family can do anything, I swear.
@derekskelton41872 жыл бұрын
Just be the Byzantines. It's really easy
@PhoenixFires2 жыл бұрын
Idk about you but its mostly the roleplaying and seeking nice borders which does me in. If you play opportunistically and without much regard for your characters or realism its quite easy to just absolutely annihilate the world.
@ogaucho62352 жыл бұрын
Broke: did the Roman Empire ever meet the chinese? Woke: Was the Roman Empire chinese?
@heinzlilio46122 жыл бұрын
Mandatory Chinese history courses be like
@TheBeakersDream2 жыл бұрын
Side note: Yeah the Roman Empire and Han Dynasty knew about each-other.
@magithegreat2 жыл бұрын
@@TheBeakersDream Didn't the Chinese reply to a British message in Latin as they had only traded with the Romans in Europe prior or at least the only European trade partner that had directly sent messages to the Emperor
@TheBeakersDream2 жыл бұрын
@@magithegreat I have no knowledge on that, but the Romans and the Han made regular use of the Silk Road trading system.
@MaylocBrittinorum2 жыл бұрын
@@magithegreat They did, but it was because Portuguese Jesuits had been working in the court of some Ming emperors and they taught Latin to Christian converts (idk about the Qing, but the Jesuits did continue their activities during that period from the enclave of Macau).
@kindadumb9162 жыл бұрын
Damn the Chinese respected Rome so much they actually missed them and reunited it themselves. “Fine I’ll do it myself”
@MaylocBrittinorum2 жыл бұрын
"The empire, long divided, must unite. And that goes for Da Qin as well!"
@rickbergolla40552 жыл бұрын
Would make for an interesting history book, tho definitely unrealistic and really really would inflate Chinese Ego's If some random Chinese adventurer started a dynasty that would recreate the Roman Empire
@refuze2quit6032 жыл бұрын
I’m not joking, I am a Chinese. In Chinese internet many proclaimed to be spiritually belonging to a nation of a group of people. So there are groups of “Spiritually Romans” “Spiritually Soviets” “Spiritually Germans” and more. Although it is obviously a joke, it has become an online phenomenon.
@refuze2quit6032 жыл бұрын
I’m not joking, I am a Chinese. In Chinese internet many proclaimed to be spiritually belonging to a nation of a group of people. So there are groups of “Spiritually Romans” “Spiritually Soviets” “Spiritually Germans” and more. Although it is obviously a joke, it has become an online phenomenon.
@parkyamato94502 жыл бұрын
@Map Painter good*
@Kebabmaster50002 жыл бұрын
As usual, the puns, rhymes and alliterations are on point!
@zhabavon82282 жыл бұрын
wu tang clan reference was nicely surprising.
@sercastamere98532 жыл бұрын
It's actually extremely annoying
@michatarzan75952 жыл бұрын
@@sercastamere9853 personal thing. I love it and this is why this channel is unique and great.
@sus4252 жыл бұрын
@@sercastamere9853 it’s his style, don’t watch if you don’t like it
@kindelderson98382 жыл бұрын
@@sus425 it gives me Sseth vibes fr and I love it
@AlzaboHD2 жыл бұрын
Royal court is finally here (and so is an upload - about time!). I've recently moved apartments AND have a new channel redesign so things have been busy! More content to come very soon, let me know what videos you guys would like to see in the comments below
@emperorofnothing12 жыл бұрын
Great vid, can’t wait for more Royal Court shenanigans!
@foswa63352 жыл бұрын
Congrats on moving , always an exciting part of life !
@osmansay43052 жыл бұрын
Uyghur-somalian pirates?
@TY-km8hj2 жыл бұрын
I recommended it in the last vid and I'll recommend again; African Pagan start going on to eventually conquer the uk and creating the African United Kingdom with African and Celtic cultures being merged to top it off. P.S great vid as always happy to see more ck3 recently
@TY-km8hj2 жыл бұрын
@@osmansay4305 alzabohds the captain now
@shiray21422 жыл бұрын
I want a part 2 !!! The creation of Da Qin Empire with a hybrid culture between Shatuos and Cisalpine is beautiful. Also your cats are cute
@zeta9702 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Rob_Thorsman2 жыл бұрын
His feline cats. Not his pope cat.
@laserlights96842 жыл бұрын
Han peoples are the chinese
@Bruh-br7vj2 жыл бұрын
Looks like Rome really did become Great Qin
@KraNisOG Жыл бұрын
The Chinese who visited Constantinople in the... I think the 700's? Were massively impressed by Rome and the Queen of Cities. And to be fair, Rome had a lot of shit most people saw as magical. Mechanical birds, lions, a moving Thron, et cetera.
@conker6902 жыл бұрын
I like how this already kind of absurd challenge immediately goes off the rails with STD’s, castration and screen capture fails.
@krayne92322 жыл бұрын
Dude you are by far the best ck3 youtuber the quality is so good man
@e.beliveau20862 жыл бұрын
I want sino-roman culture to be real just to be able to taste the meals they could make together
@geoDB.2 жыл бұрын
Chinese cuisine sucks
@e.beliveau20862 жыл бұрын
@@geoDB. more for me
@geoDB.2 жыл бұрын
Enjoy bat soup
@victorglava15922 жыл бұрын
Certified bing chilling moment
@purpledevilr74632 жыл бұрын
This is going to be a brilliant video. The title + Alzabo is just brilliant.
@Clara-qc1po2 жыл бұрын
Your cats are so cute! 🐱 Thanks to them I didn’t skip the sponsored part of your video~ ✌️✨
@parlon93832 жыл бұрын
Same
@omgfackdehell2 жыл бұрын
He even pronounced Piety as Pie-e-tee.. but it's still a awesome vid
@peterstonestreet4562 жыл бұрын
Especially the pope
@TheMisterDarknight2 жыл бұрын
@@peterstonestreet456 yeah lol
@lordavy74692 жыл бұрын
Really want that follow up video to see Chinese Constantinople under Tengriism.
@tristanthebaut97162 жыл бұрын
How did you manage to make the pope your pet ? That was so funny to watch well done.
@azraeldusk21542 жыл бұрын
He got a cat as pet and named it after the pope, the rest was roleplay.
@purpledevilr74632 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, Guiyi can be translated as ‘to convert’.
@JK-gh7qz2 жыл бұрын
As a Chinese speaker, the pronunciation made me cringe, but as a CK3 fan, this was still so satisfying~
@skourch.2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, he even pronounced the Latin wrong.
@Probably_Gonna_Die2 жыл бұрын
He does that on purpose.
@Shyuusui2 жыл бұрын
F U doggie
@Intranetusa2 жыл бұрын
Pronouncing the names in modern Mandarin is about as accurate as using the English names and English pronunciations for the Romans. We need a classical Chinese speaker + classical Latin speaker.
@Taschip2 жыл бұрын
Bing Chilling
@MoaRider2 жыл бұрын
When I saw the title I thought the campaign was going to be based on the movie "Dragon Blade" with a custom Roman enclave conquering westward so they may return home and once again see the Light of Rome. But this is good too. "Brutus... Geld him!"
@roebenjaminpeled27052 жыл бұрын
Very interested to know how ya pulled that one off, considering china ain't even on the vanilla ck3 map (unless you consider counties with Chinese culture to be china) but imma have to watch the video to know.
@gandalf_thegrey2 жыл бұрын
*China is whole again* *And it broke again*
@jonathanrich92812 жыл бұрын
There are some counties with Chinese cultures on the veeeeery edge of the map. It’s not China proper, but it’s as close as you can get without massive mods.
@roebenjaminpeled27052 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanrich9281 mods like greater world map i think it's called
@carltonleboss2 жыл бұрын
Some parts of modern China are on the vanilla map (I.e. Tibet)
@carltonleboss2 жыл бұрын
@Ferbujosbe Bing chilling
@rahman97492 жыл бұрын
what a madman, reviving Rome as Chinese.
@MrAdamArce2 жыл бұрын
The amount of alliteration in this video is amazing. Great use of language
@donovantownshend87832 жыл бұрын
*Great use of THE ENGLISH language Latin and Mandarin not so much
@Janoczik2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely my favorite video, I hope it gets a part 2. I had no idea Popes made such good pets!
@TheWebsOfCorruptionNeverFail2 жыл бұрын
As an Indian Roman-Byzantophile, I wonder if there are any Sino Byzatophile Comrades out there.
@leviosaalgniq37152 жыл бұрын
Sure. They are called "Spritual Romans" in Internet memes😂
@Epelpaj2 жыл бұрын
Part 2 of this Sino-Roman Empire would be cool!
@candycorn62682 жыл бұрын
Never stop rhyming. It's like watching a modern day dr. Seuss
@italianspaghett43592 жыл бұрын
This episode is dedicated to the splendor of China
@sarchlalaith88362 жыл бұрын
CONTINUE.. I mean continue this lunacy. I mean most civilised empire growth.
@DerickMasai2 жыл бұрын
Eeey, I LOVE that new logo my man. And your CK3 videos are my favourite in all of YT.
@laszlokiss4832 жыл бұрын
I really wish CK3 was more conducive to your style of video it simply isnt eventful enough for you to really do deep dives into the lore of every playthrough but for what its worth they are by far the most entertaining CK3 videos out there for me personally and your amazing story telling is always highly appreciated.
@junkjack10152 жыл бұрын
There are two great things in life: fridays and alzabohd. And today they have come together as one.
@gohanr1271 Жыл бұрын
this is what happens when a time traveller steps on a butterfly by accident
@evgeniyberkut36702 жыл бұрын
This is great! Keep the campaign going!
@jarbropro62832 жыл бұрын
alzabohd is the ultimate chad of paradox games
@approximateCognition2 жыл бұрын
I have to say, your pronunciation is shockingly good! Well done!
@donovantownshend87832 жыл бұрын
he needs a bit more work on the q, j, and x vs ch, zh, and sh destinction though
@approximateCognition2 жыл бұрын
@@donovantownshend8783 true, but for a native English speaker it's already pretty good. Much better than most at least!
@jonathanrich92812 жыл бұрын
Not even four minutes in and my head is swimming with all the alliteration.
@IgniteVashj2 жыл бұрын
Bro, this was so fucking epic. You fucking nailed it. I'm expecting a part two!
@derekskelton41872 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the Unify Italia decision is even available here. Presumably he could still create Italia after conquering Corsica, and he has most of Croatia and Sicily. Would just be a fun way to move forward
@RPGDesignatedPaladin2 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this video and had to subscribe because the overall writing is great and the jokes made me laugh. I too love alliteration, and I had to pause on Cena Mao because I couldn’t believe what my eyes were telling my brain. Every time you were talking about something innocent-sounding and showed a close up of “Castrated”, I couldn’t stop laughing. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🏆
@connorknutson25002 жыл бұрын
Please please please please PLEASE continue this play through. It was soooo interesting and engaging l!
@fataliecatalie8992 жыл бұрын
Tell your cats I love them Alz
@ziponomics2 жыл бұрын
Nothing happened in Rome Square in 989 AD
@custos92092 жыл бұрын
Now do it the other way around ! Get the Xin (Habsburg) dynasty in charge of China xP
@jamesbayly39432 жыл бұрын
We need to continue this. I would love to see it spread to North Africa and the boarders of Scotland.
@WulfrunAethelthryth2 жыл бұрын
the fact that he restored rome without achievements on is pretty shocking
@BlueViper89072 жыл бұрын
Alzebo really working for those social credit points
@georgeaird46372 жыл бұрын
Top 5 Rappers Eminem is too scared to diss:
@Old_Harry72 жыл бұрын
Reading "sino-roman imperium" and not "impero sino-romanorum" really triggers me, other than that, great video. Brilliant as always.
@kova15772 жыл бұрын
2:43 +50,0000,0000 credit score Xi approved
@snowmexican49802 жыл бұрын
You are tempting fate letting cats get near your monitor
@seank22512 жыл бұрын
oh my goodness what a good kitty
@JariahxSynn2 жыл бұрын
Need more of this dynasty. 36/10 Chambers for the Wu joke.
@geoDB.2 жыл бұрын
Culture hybrid is perfect for your types of videos
@pedrotbird54262 жыл бұрын
AlzaboHD uploads are always welcomed
@chainz9832 жыл бұрын
these fucking wu tang clan puns are killing me
@christopherjobin-official7440 Жыл бұрын
I liked the King Crimson reference, one of the best prog rock bands ever. 3:50 Its crazy how obscure of a reference you just made in the context of the paradox grand strategy community...
@徐赫阳-j4c Жыл бұрын
And the map of East Asia did not do, I hope a late DLC remedy, although the game official said that do not understand the system of East Asia, but the Roman provincial system did not do it. The clothes and clothes of most Han people are basically different.
@danielnas76062 жыл бұрын
Your videos are truly unique, I love them!
@cowboycurtis22292 жыл бұрын
I always enjoy declaring war on the PayPal states.
@samueltmoss2 жыл бұрын
Nice idea
@deadskeli1 Жыл бұрын
I love how it's all just a big poem
@corporaldwaynehicks52222 жыл бұрын
I have a couple of silly empire reborns, but I think some will work on EU4 and some on CS3; -Recreating the Prussian Empire as Chile. -Recreating the Spanish Empire as Japan. -Recreating the Holy Roman Empire as Brazil. -Recreating the Chinese Empire as Rome. -Recreating the Third Reich as Argentina. -Recreating the French Empire as Haiti. -Russian South America; God knows how this happens.
@mertakturk64892 жыл бұрын
Wow thats very creative! Keep up good work :)). Also if you wanna clean all notifications faster, you can go to a notification and right click on clean button which is at right side. Sorry for bad English btw 😄
@Prophitman8 Жыл бұрын
You make the best CK3 vids! great content! funny as all hell! i always imagine different time lines where things like this happen! different cultures having more of an impact on life today throughout history! these vids bring my imagination to life basically lol thank you!
@Marcus_Suridius2 жыл бұрын
Very good video, thanks Alzabo.
@miguelpadeiro7622 жыл бұрын
I thought this was another channel from the profile pic, the intro was a relief and a sure sell for me
@justalittlechameleon2116 Жыл бұрын
the rhymes.. i cant, they are so good
@SgtPeppr2 жыл бұрын
1:11 Alzabo face reveal
@tinydetective2 жыл бұрын
the mispronunciation of putonghua made it that much better 11/10
@ohNojames Жыл бұрын
This game is getting more absolutely ridiculous events, I don’t know that I like the direction it seems to be going.
@m.domsuni45142 жыл бұрын
Love the new logo and the new video 10/10
@Nicolas-gg3dj2 жыл бұрын
Sino Populusque Romanus The Chinese and the Citizens of Rome
@KazBodnar Жыл бұрын
KING CRIMSON REFERENCE KING CRIMSON REFERENCE 3:50
@Enriiiiiii2 ай бұрын
this reminds of that story of the chinese historian hearing the story of Troy and assuming the romans are talking about China
@Billious2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for part two
@duphasdan2 жыл бұрын
I didn't even think one can turn people into pets in that game. And what a way to push the victory by way of humiliation. And so much blasphemy. Goodness.
@theorixlux2 жыл бұрын
You got me at sino -que
@hhdhpublic2 жыл бұрын
What these rhymes are fucking amazing :D
@GumbaFan2 жыл бұрын
Completely embarassing the pope like this, Martin Luther would be proud
@albofrfr2 жыл бұрын
A cool feature I think would be "Western Expansion" where the Chinese empire comes on the map like the mongol empire but a lil more stable and slower
@ardnaif5522 жыл бұрын
Call it "Sunrise Invasion"
@albofrfr2 жыл бұрын
@@ardnaif552 yeah sounds a lil like the Aztec invasion tho so maybe "the Dragons Empire" or something
@crowhuman31772 жыл бұрын
Imagine the insane amount of time and effort it makes to make these videos...
@ShadowDragon18482 жыл бұрын
OMG A WONDERFUL FLUFFY CAT!!!
@wheelman13242 жыл бұрын
Did he just make a King Crimson reference? I knew subscribing was a good idea.
@gandalf_thegrey Жыл бұрын
Chinese Rome: *exist* Me: *confused confusion*
@monkeyassassin212 жыл бұрын
My body is ready for the alliteration.
@sethvisalang53732 жыл бұрын
"Sharing is caring"
@digge22102 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the Akaviri Potentate
@thiagopereira482 жыл бұрын
The meme "China will grow larger" just got real
@cyphate2 жыл бұрын
Alright now listen here, using cats as a way to make me sit through the full sponsor ad is an underhanded and entirely successful strategy
@al-ashrafqansuhal-ghurifan56892 жыл бұрын
This is certified bing-chilling moment
@bromosome80492 жыл бұрын
The Mandate of Elysium and Golden Aquilo Emperor
@michatarzan75952 жыл бұрын
I greatly enjoyed the King Crimson reference
@mansiselyn2 жыл бұрын
"artist Adolf" Oh yeah, it's all coming together
@Yogiyokeskyo2 жыл бұрын
New channel profile is Lit!
@kaiseramadeus2332 жыл бұрын
3:38 "begone copulator! I just focus"
@ramilgamponia75372 жыл бұрын
The dread mechanic is so OP, I'm surprised there are still faction rising up against you after so many castration. Haha
@Old-ded-memes2 жыл бұрын
Damn! That poor pope lol
@lucaskeane2 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how he did to turn him into a pet? how it's that possible?