【Touhou PV】 「Convictor Yamaxanadu!」 【東方 IOSYS】 "English subs + Romaji Lyrics"

[@kushine_]

I just realised the three cheering men turn back and stare at reimu changing her clothes at Yukari's part lol 2:19

[@auriidraws5563]

lollll

[@Niiue]

who wouldn't lol

[@HyperVanilo]

@Tell0 64 - Deactivated Those are called Sin Sack, they are the representation of Touhou fanboys

[@blendhypothesis2498]

*pp sacks

[@aihoshinoirl]

@Tell0 64 - Deactivated they do, there is only one, he goes by hinnosuke.

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

Wow , the voice actor is on fire tho. Just like the class leader

[@zsaidmiranda4971]

3 months, 168 thumbs up, no reply

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

Holy moly , how did i get +100 likes? I haven’t checked my comment recently tho.

[@Youmu_Konpaku_]

hmm nice to find a recent comment, yeah i agree with that but having played touhou 9 i gave her a more serious and condemning voice, a voice that speaks out while she's pinning the girls down with their sins

[@theliteralicecreamman]

No argument, but that's kind of their job.

[@seribelz]

Class leader?

[@familyguyfreemoviedownload8314]

2:33 is so awesome. the way her voice rises in pitch and intensity for every name she shouts, and the way it climaxes in those furious “DANZAI!” chants… make no mistake, that’s great songwriting and performance, even if just for a “meme” song

[@ゆに子-c5d]

断罪！ってとこほんとすき

[@零鉄]

1:29

[@やっさんやっさん-k1w]

2:44

[@hikibiki4]

俺は万歳に聞こえる

[@overmars0906]

それな

[@さくぅば]

あの時の声のび太に似てるよね

[@バリヤード大好き同好会会長]

歌い手の人がめっちゃいい味出してるよね、後最初のピアノめっちゃ好き

[@theliteralicecreamman]

yes.

[@carlos_exe8018]

Si.

[@ঌFuran]

それな！

[@carlos_exe8018]

Danzai

[@Kawausoya]

それな！

[@zoomboo1877]

This song has no rights slapping this hard even after all these years

[@aimansyahmidzulkhairy909]

True.

[@canete571]

@@aimansyahmidzulkhairy909 right??

[@MalPractice236]

True.

[@roaringbeardragon4531]

Yup

[@OneSaltyBruh]

It has a right, it’s touhou

[@aznereth3767]

"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court, a plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty." The moment when Warhammer quote is appropriate for Touhou character

[@ふぃっしゅえるばふ]

すげえ懐かしい。中学生のころ家にネット環境が無くて古本市場へ行ってはvitaでこれ見てた。 そもそもこういう動画が目新しくてあの頃は凄い楽しかった。

[@gabenewell3157]

Am I the only one who thinks this is the perfect voice acting for eiki.

[@proudmonsterfuck3r]

No.It's the perfect voice for her.

[@AQuestioner]

No. It’s her voice.

[@combativeThinker]

It honestly fits her very well.

[@anonymousanonymous8216]

gabe Newell sounds too amateurish. it’s a good voice but for serious and noble Judge of Hell canon shiki it falls flat

[@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme]

@@anonymousanonymous8216 I feel like you're only saying that because she's singing a song where she's acting more flippant than her canon self. I feel like if you turn down the dial a little bit it'd be the perfect Eiki voice.

[@パピルス-y2m]

何　で　も　か　ん　で　も　罪　に　す　る　な　()

[@オラオッス-m3e]

罪という名の罪

[@徳川家康-t5s]

す、す、推定無罪って 四季様、茨歌仙で言ってたもん！ 嘘じゃないもん！ メイのバカ！もう知らない！

[@suger-hero]

stratfordレイ 支援者が咲夜さんしかいない模様

[@志々雄真実-c1z]

悪いからしているのだよ罪を。

[@アンチ卒業しました今までごめんなさ]

声なき声に力を

[@konstantinsotov6251]

everyone: she is just telling that your waifu is trash people, who's waifu is Shiki Еiki:

[@uzukihakurei3715]

shiki eiki, the waifu that can't be trashtalked(literally).

[@circle3565]

Eiki roasts herself in the song too look at that long list of waifu she's insecure about having a smaller rack than lol

[@am4484]

@@circle3565 to be fair the first handful of girls she judged are no more busty than she, barring Sanae of course.

[@seanjohnson3401]

You mean...ME?

[@normienee6661]

ha thats me

[@bwehhhh]

am i the only one who would pay a lot to have iosys perform this live, with the crowd shouting the danzais and the character's names? XD

[@ShuriknIbuki]

It was great

[@flandrescarlet506]

Iosys performs live?

[@ShuriknIbuki]

​@@flandrescarlet506 : Yes, though not often outside their own city. Seen them like... twice in tokyo?

[@Korogunso8]

Shurikn Ibuki what city

[@ShuriknIbuki]

@@Korogunso8: The are from Hokkaido, not sure exactly where. But they do lives often over there

[@deadmouldytree7290]

basically, this is a diss track on everyone in the game lmao

[@KristiMerrittjesussaves]

Not Sakuya, though there was a nod to the pads joke 😢

[@neonlx2669]

@@KristiMerrittjesussaves where

[@pureplatinumkiller5546]

@@neonlx2669 2:54

[@seanordonez9208]

not even my fave character lol

[@TheTlank]

not koishi

[@BTK710]

Her tomboy voice make her looks badass for some reason

[@ParmShellwood]

Maybe is because the singer is also the voice of Marisa Kirisame, that's why it sounds so "Tomboy" XD

[@seronymus]

Badass? You mean hot...

[@GloriousAssam]

I love tomboy voices :3

[@dannyboy47]

@@seronymus calm down young man

[@avidagamegerl1081]

@@seronymus _H e l l ._

[@jamesmcdavid1673]

*Phoenix Wright:* I somehow get the feeling this prosecutor...is going to give me a really hard time.

[@yeskelvejast4174]

But Shikieiki is a judge, not prosecutor.

[@notloopers1110]

then in the witness stand, satori steps out

[@Blahaj-the-1kea-shark]

He will be judged.

[@Itadatimasu]

yeah, send the nuclear hell birb from hell to hell!

[@tomzee9955]

Return to sender at it’s finest

[@TheDipperPinez27]

“go to hell!” “where’d you think i came from?”

[@DonKrieg-382]

Lol

[@monasterio3320]

A decade later (more or less), I still think that the woman who sang this song is the best singer in the world

[@Sirotyan_Byako]

いやぁぁぁぁ懐かしすぎる…

[@clastk-4582]

6.7年前に聞いて、そう言えばこんな曲もあったなぁ、懐かしって思いながら今聞いてる。

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

This is the perfect voice for eiki. Should’ve been used in anime version “memories of phantasm” ( the anime version of her voice was so high)

[@Comeoniwantaccount]

Higher than Snoop Dogg

[@sageevan1563]

well there is no official voice acting for Memories of phantasm at all, except the first episode. It is all fan's voice acting.

[@OhHeckNono]

the Memories of Phantasm dub was made by just one person, maybe that's the reason haha

[@TheTlank]

@@sageevan1563 memories of phantasm is a fan project anyways

[@ある-b7j]

久しぶりに聴きに来たけどやっぱこの曲好きだわ

[@さとう-s7n]

それなぁ！

[@かりんとう-d7d]

それなぁ

[@Fullface]

懐かしい。この安っぽくも東方愛に溢れた作品が好きだ

[@ネットサーフィンをするセル]

この閻魔様いずれか生きてることも罪とか言い出しそうで怖いんですけど………

[@十五夜-v1u]

月の民かよ

[@芹沢実希]

可能性はあります 「生きていること　それ即ち罪」 映姫様の東方裁判のアレンジ楽曲に、こんな歌詞があります もっと言えば、小町の彼岸帰航のアレンジ楽曲に、「生けるが罪　終えるがその裁き」なんてのもあります

[@TenArashi]

No convictions for Youmu? Naturally, she's perfect ❤

[@turkia6148]

"too far-straying, half-hearted praying-- one more soul uncontent."

[@TenArashi]

I'm so happy tbh

[@TenArashi]

@turkia6148 this is perfect tbh 🥰

[@carelessdreamer]

This is basically Shikieiki telling you why your waifu sucks for 4 minutes.

[@Tleanantz]

Too bad Nitori wasnt there 😎

[@aronnecroman]

So.. She's calling herself sucks? Cool.

[@somezero7541]

@@aronnecroman lol

[@jxed5610]

@@somezero7541 lol

[@RinSatsuki420]

Well Mokou wssnt there sooo i win

[@alois9206]

2:18 Now I understand how Yukari knew Reimu's mensurations in the 1st Touhou M1 grand prix

[@Vivi_Agi]

illkyum hahahah 😂😂😂 good one

[@rendroken]

Nice body!

[@combativeThinker]

Reimu gave her a good thrashing for that, most likely.

[@smasher3261]

I think it was Ran's mensurations because Reimu said "I am not that person who is eating fried tofu."

[@KoishiVibin]

In Boundless World of Danmaku, uh... Yeah, there's SOME SHIT goin on.

[@shinkithedevil1418]

I know I've done my fair share of evil, but did you really have to crash my game once I got to your stage, Shikieiki-san?

[@AkemiSakuya495]

**headpats** There, there. Yamaxanadu has her reasons, (probably).

[@wessltov]

@@AkemiSakuya495 I doubt that. I believe in the Ciryes canon

[@swanbaa]

wessltov the true canon

[@petergriffin1331]

Maybe your right

[@Youmu_Konpaku_]

it's better you don't plsy against her, literally impossible to kill at first life bar,,, well unless you use aya and medicine :D

[@ueeegspagetti]

15 million years later and it still goes hard

[@AnprimGang]

15 million and 2 years later and it still goes hard

[@normalkettle]

2:54 Sakuya: That's... a good idea...

[@spw8453]

呼びました？ Did you call?

[@devynmalu]

@@spw8453 pads

[@doctorsex2099]

@@devynmalu *knifed

[@Blahaj-the-1kea-shark]

She probably wants to give her advice, but she is too scared other people will see!

[@Patchuiko]

Eiki: I am the law!!

[@Mr._Sherwood]

THE LAAAAAAWWW!!! *Marisa gets smooshed under a police car* WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@nexieterithu1073]

I think it's time to remind everyone that... I AM THE LAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW

[@hatred930]

Nexie Terithu I am justice given form, i am the world.Revere me,Worship me. For i am the one true god Zamasu.

[@cooldude6269]

Yoshi Agentyoshi Eiki IS the senate.

[@aujmireotoo4052]

Right.......

[@Gallo4]

I love how they showed ambiguity at 1:52 with Wriggle looking both like a boy or a girl.

[@源氏乃蛇武者]

四季様の裁判にかかったら、無実でも有罪にさせられるなw

[@ポン吉-v4o]

能力で犯罪者かどうか分かるやろ

[@零鉄]

つまり冤罪

[@バリヤード大好き同好会会長]

本当は白だけど黒にしていくスタイルの映姫様

[@hgrk5028]

上級国民すこ

[@810蝉]

わいr((殴

[@blockeontheleafeon]

The fact that Eiki brings up the Touhou games for Reimu. I didn't know she can break the 4th wall on top of giving everyone a stern lecture. She really is as powerful as they say.

[@MaimaiKuroshiro]

Eiki roasts your waifus for 4 minutes straight, the song.

[@lazydelibird]

Jokes on her hata no kokoro is my waifu

[@blendhypothesis2498]

@@lazydelibird same

[@rifkiaf7369]

No Tenshi tho

[@lazydelibird]

@@rifkiaf7369 Which means she fibds her not guilty

[@Hakurei_Reimu_lostword]

I don't even have a waifu

[@d15c0rd7]

In some judicial systems the defendant is innocent until proven guilty In others, they are guilty until proven innocent In Gensokyo's, they are guilty until the judge gets bigger boobs

[@polarbeerbear3845]

Good theory. That's why Eiki thinks Cirno won't go to hell.

[@KogasaTatara514]

No comment.

[@ISELLSALT]

@@KogasaTatara514 PADS now try and knife me, perfect maid you havent hit once, you never will

[@aaa-uc6el]

@@ISELLSALT are ya dead now just checking on ya

[@ISELLSALT]

@@aaa-uc6el nope

[@SpecialKapson]

First time listening: "Lmao IOSYS is always so weird" 5 replays later: "Ok this is actually quite catchy and clever made" 10 replays later: "I love the small accents put on certain words" 30 replays later "The rap part at the beginning is god's gift" 70 replays later Officially converted to ConvictorYamaxanaduism

[@dasheiten]

oh

[@david2618]

100 replays later: I am Danzai, destroyer of sinners

[@poidachi6003]

999 replays: BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKAAA!

[@StrelitziaLiveries]

....that happened to me

[@9CirnotheGenius9]

"The rap part at the beginning is god's gift" I resonate with this, strongly.

[@MrMadness1]

I'm so glad I've become addicted to Touhou MVs recently because this music is some of the most fire shit.

[@maman0s162]

I would pay big bucks for a new version of this song.

[@QuakeGamerROTMG]

Absolutely every piece of art in this is top tier, I love it

[@aimansyahmidzulkhairy909]

It actually sounds good, I like the beat from 0:11 until 0:44.

[@corndog756]

I remember when I first saw this iosys, back when I was new to Touhou. I was trying my hardest to remember all their names and now I understand the inside jokes lol.

[@auriidraws5563]

same, I was also very new to touhou when I found this XD

[@白とりゅふ-x3q]

ネタがわかると嬉しいよね〜w

[@esmeniarosamiligrano7476]

すごいです

[@PatienceKiss]

The second "Danzai, danzai!" drop and the lead up go so hard

[@user-q07rk6mx1h]

「断罪ッ！！」 の力強い言い方好き

[@Iwaki_N127]

えろ豆先生の絵ほんとすこ

[@たぬらい]

これ描いてたのえろ豆さんだったのか

[@rh1544]

豆先生だ！

[@neko_soralu]

あの人何気にすごいな…

[@Occultist_]

Cirno in not a baka!!! Cirno is a genius!

[@mrkampfcookie2118]

I'm just a little mentally impaired... But that doesn't make me an idiot!

[@Vivi_Agi]

Оккультист _ true she even stopped the 4 season insident

[@avarixe1932]

Cirno is the smartest fairy

[@billcipher4893]

@@avarixe1932 Sure take Cirno's Perfect Meth class as an example

[@Nieveria]

Utsuho is a nuclear physicist, why do people call her stupid when she has more degrees than they'll ever have!?

[@xXGambleXx]

The yuyuko part flowed really well.

[@onomis]

So... Long ago I played this song on beat saber, but I removed it because I thought it was too hard. Now that I play the game competitively and can beat basically anything under 10 stars I've regretted that decision because it was kind of a banger and I wanted to try the chart again. I never knew where to find it or how to look for it. I thought for a while that it might've been from Nanahira but I've scoured through a very large portion of their library and didn't find the song and I basically just considered it a loss. Then randomly on week night when I should've been asleep 5 hours ago I get this random touhou song in my recommended and I like touhou, but for whatever reason I just didn't feel like listening to it at the moment. I accidently tapped it and heared the tune and finally found the song I've been looking for so long.

[@thefreebooter8816]

I thought it wasn't too bad, it has some really tricky parts like the rap right-hand switch thing. The expert+ part with 6.66 notes per second is next on my project list though!

[@EinManU]

Dude how does this sound so good? XDD

[@aimansyahmidzulkhairy909]

Ein ManU I know right, it's actually sounds good. I like the part at the beginning when there's the fire.

[@mynameisdoppio150]

Because Touhou

[@EinManU]

@@mynameisdoppio150 Thats a good explanation tbh

[@kyyourneutralisminekiske7104]

I'd kill for the audio in HD, it's too good not to remaster in some fashion

[@user-jj6rg7yt5f]

Cirno and Flandere were the only ones who weren't sent to hell, as well as not get a conviction

[@barrybend7189]

Alphonse .w. They were convicted but not to hell but hard labor.

[@Xenomorthian]

The Flandre part was a reference to Umineko where a mother named Rosa is infuriated with her daughter's, Maria, verbal tick of saying "uuu uuu" to the point where she slaps her so basically Flandre is about to get the Yamaxanadu hand

[@Nezumiin]

やばい！！高校時代めっちゃハマっちゃったな、この曲！！ I was really into this song when I was in high school!!

[@Usada_Pekora]

これカラオケで歌って盛り上がれる友達と出会いたかった

[@さつき-g1b]

1年前だけど、めちゃ分かる

[@tengusannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

分かる（1年と2ヶ月前だけど）

[@clash6904]

​@@tengusannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnアクエリオンみたいに言うな()

[@churchgirlsarv7294]

I don’t know whether eiki is either roasting almost every touhou character or judging them

Both

[@yourlocalmossgirl4373]

@ yes

[@shtwick]

I like how Eiki Shiki doesn't have anything to say about Cirno so she just says she's stupid.

[@AdrianGrave]

that's all you need to say about Cirno

[@Athanei]

drum and bass and touhou.. I APPROVE

[@stephenborntrager6542]

I wonder what the she thinks of the scarlet police...

[@mispairocha]

gHETTO PATROL

[@prushko7980]

Ring! Ring! Ring! Scarlet callin'

[@Graffels]

Pureri *TORURURU* “This is Doppio speaking” *talks into frog*

[@jakedaknight5749]

@@Graffels What do you mean frog? It's clearly a pay phone

[@弱智-b5u]

*car phone*

[@AnimeLoverLukara]

9 dislikes... Guess Cirno didn't like this vid...

[@stardaydream4086]

She didn't like the Baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka part

[@電車でDick]

119

[@DonKrieg-382]

Lmao

[@FloofyTanker]

Are you still alive?

[@auriidraws5563]

197

[@ayano690]

めーりんを中国って呼んでるの時代だね。こういう昔の動画みるのすき

[@joelpong6530]

i still wonder why she says mushrooms and bananas arent counted as snacks

[@tangerin_han]

Because mushrooms and bananas symbolize Alice and Marisa?

[@Glitchlover87]

Think about what the two objects would look like together... Think of one bannana and two mushrooms, with the mushrooms at the top of the bannana, and on seperate sides.

[@mima8583]

there's a website somewhere that has the lyrics and translations for this song, and they have a bunch of explanations to the references they make. the bananas and mushrooms thing is in there, if you're still curious.

[@avarixe1932]

Mima then link us to the website or explain. MY CURIOSITY IS KILLING ME

[@marchdarkenotp3346]

Mima, thy Mom gay en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Lyrics:_断罪ヤマザナドゥ！

[@jxed5610]

Fun fact: She did say Baka 9 times (Really sure someone beat me to the joke)

[@blendhypothesis2498]

ばか ばか ばか ばか ばか ばか ばか！

[@腐女子ゆーらん]

最後かわいい❤

[@Rorikami200million]

これ神曲

[@darkslayer3418]

Seriously, I just noticed after all these years that the guys were looking at Reimu lol.

[@lolatoa581]

Me too

[@halone4254]

Ah this gives me alot of nostalgia, still really good after all these years!

[@オグリズム]

おすすめに出てきてめっちゃ久しぶりに聴いたw

[@零鉄]

冤罪ぽいから弁護士よんだら勝てるな

[@TanakaDestroy]

ネットに強い弁護士はどうでしょうか

[@Nnnnnnnnnx_x]

くさそう

[@canitruncrysis7697]

田中デストロイ ？？？「ブリブリブリブリュリュブツチチチブツチチチブリリリィーリブブブゥッッッッッッ！！」

[@kikscientist8270]

It's been 11 year's now and this song is still a slapper damn...

[@kyaksachan502]

I wish I could find instrumental version of it, it's so good

[@Mashiro_8742]

懐かしい！よく聴いてた！！またおすすめに出てきてくれて嬉しい〜！前は歌詞の意味分からなかったのに今じゃわかる…w

[@tehgamernoob9329]

wait, so if Marisa's punishment is hard labor without snacks, but mushrooms don't count as snacks.... just a normal day then?

[@lazydelibird]

Reimu does not count that as punishment. That's free bananas and mushrooms.

[@paulu_]

絵が可愛いでも音が意外にカッコイイ

[@angrysunflower222]

Character flanderization never bopped this hard before

[@ceiling_cat]

It is nice to return back to this video and find out all the little details and easter eggs

[@爆速パイナポー]

マジで懐かしい小3の頃めっちゃリピートしてたわ 本当に華鳥風月と同じ原曲か疑うわ

[@user-oq7zw1qm9l]

ヤマザナドゥ姫の声すこ

[@ARMY-qq8jt]

それなですww

[@tootallforyou112]

Makes me miss the old days

[@bardichecryo6576]

3:14 “I won’t allow a turnabout.” Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!

[@4storyboss]

"i won't allow any objections to my sentences!"

[@yeskelvejast4174]

@@4storyboss HOLD IT!

[@boneclaimingquixote320]

**suspense theme plays**

[@InkfinityOkamix3]

Was looking for an Ace Attorney comment

[@poidachi6003]

*I NEED THE INSTRUMENTAL VERSION BACK IOSYS REEEE*

[@KragV]

Amazing ! Can't wait for the lyrics !

[@ottosuwen9965]

11 years with no likes or any comment (well now you have them e.e)

[@sebastianphantom4173]

woag

[@Fruchdamus]

new

[@CyberSoraMFB]

2:51 (put English Captions on) No, Here Is *YOUR* sentence, *GO GET SUM PADS!!!* (knifed)

[@bix9209]

I like how she called Mei-Ling as China lol

[@ドリームクラフターズあずとじぇの]

チルノなんも悪くないやん！！

[@零鉄]

罪状 バカ

[@iori_xoxo_]

声めちゃキャラに合ってる

[@Ambipie]

Hong: Sleeps on the job Eirin: idk taking medical spells out of Patchy's books or something like that Keine: Eating history out of the school's stock

[@ramoohukurri3317]

We need an extended version where Shiki roasts everyone in Gensokyo. This includes every fangame.

[@Papyru23]

of course wriggle is there when she talks about ambiguity 1:51

[@裏路地の信者吸血鬼サンズ]

2:01 別名ピンクの悪魔

[@へちゆねこ]

いちゃん好きだわ

[@へちゆねこ]

てか13年だったのか

[@hinanai104]

フランが姉の罪なすりつけられてて草

[@plaguedoctor2629]

I never knew I wanted Shikieiki Yamaxanadu rapping in my life.

[@HyperVanilo]

*Shiki Eiki

[@mstrswrd]

This is already beyond awesome, but it'll be better when I can understand it... now to wait for English subtitles.

[@adnaP_esreveR]

'Stop with that uu-u'?? Wait- I've heard that somewhere else before... Rosa is that you?

[@circle3565]

@@JulyBaby Jessica is Marisa, Kanon is Reimu, Maria is Flandre... I wanna see Battler disprove magic now that we know his relatives are secretly Touhou characters

[@interstellar-renegade7.591]

the best way to learn the names of each character

[@turkia6148]

Yeah you just need like 140 more characters

[@Blackmailed7]

So true

[@Khornecussion]

I don't wanna admit where and how I discovered this song, but it's great.

[@fuyuyoshiya]

r34... me too bud

[@Khornecussion]

@@fuyuyoshiya Heh. Nice.

[@kioye9453]

what,

[@Rimudon]

👍

[@machnimismic]

@@fuyuyoshiya where'd you find that? I have just discovered this song yesterday by typing touhou IOSYS songs

[@hihi-nm3uy]

"i hate ambiguity!" >wriggle in the bg *wheeze*

[@yamsama]

This is Perfectly Done, truly amazing

[@OTL__39love]

時の流れは残酷だ

[@妹紅マクドナルド]

この映姫の声なんか好きw

[@hairglowingkyle4572]

Make this the canon Eiki voice It fits her so much

[@Gorgon-lf3vj]

I agree

[@hanakozaki_rin]

Same here lmao i kinda like this if this was her canon voice

[@電車でDick]

3:46 Minceraft cave sounds

[@alejandrite9]

hmm