I tried to watch this film on Netflix and tapped out after 4 minutes. You’ve done a man’s work here, sir.
@pistonburner64482 жыл бұрын
You made your mistake already at "on Netflix"
@hanabiunana47942 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DocProcRealm2 жыл бұрын
@@pistonburner6448 you can always find a gem now and then
@Joshmo12342 жыл бұрын
This is like something I would have made with my friends back in middle school. Minus the budget.
@Canoby2 жыл бұрын
2020 just was a rough year for making movies lol I like that Cage can laugh at himself though, dude seems to have a good sense of humor about himself
@ravager482 жыл бұрын
He's clearly laughing all the way to the bank.
@JOznprk2 жыл бұрын
He has a movie now where he’s just his weird, bizarre self and whoever’s idea it was deserves a raise lmao. It’s genius and hilarious.
@jamesburchill75222 жыл бұрын
The irony, is Nick Cage finally fighting his way out of debt and scoring a major motion picture with critical acclaim.
@MuttonfudgeRacing2 жыл бұрын
"That's high praise" Three key things about a Nic Cage film All the dialog is either whispered or screamed Everything is on fire.
@pistonburner64482 жыл бұрын
Good job, you almost succeeded in counting to three
@MuttonfudgeRacing2 жыл бұрын
@@pistonburner6448 True. 1)Whispered 2)Scream 3)Everything is on fire Bonus) I was quoting SNL.
@user-sh3vz3ol3j2 жыл бұрын
If Im not mistaken, this film was based on a French comic book. Anyway, regardless of how horrible the movie turned out to be, it was still a blast to watch Nic Cage and Tony Jaa together on the big screen at a theater in Thailand for me!
@americathebeautiful38832 жыл бұрын
You know why I love this channel? You somehow watch the same movies I watch and make fun of but you have a different sense of humor than we do so you are like our extra buddy with a fresh take. 🤣
@autumnsky16622 жыл бұрын
Hilarious commentary!! Especially the "Smush face!" 🤣🤣🤣. Looking forward to the next one!!
@AllThingsFilm12 жыл бұрын
I found the funniest part were the costumes for what I will call the "karate gang". It's like they put money into some sets, the alien suit and then when it came to the "karate" costumes they went, "Uhhh, how about a t-shirt, some pants and a bed sheet for a cape/vest thingie? Yea...that's it." After watching this, I realized that Nicolas Cage has a lot of movies you could do. Like, "Drive Angry".
@Etherman72 жыл бұрын
They look like karate nuns! I love the draped cloth over their heads
@Eldritch-16 ай бұрын
Drive Angry is a masterpiece... or at least a piece of something. lol
@DimitarBerbatov112 жыл бұрын
Who agrees to put out movies like this? Like “fuck yeah, that’s a great idea for a movie and name it JiuJitsu will make it even better” great review man
@ognickea71802 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this. I remember I started this movie and never finished lol. At least now I know I did not miss anything great.
@Robytsu2 жыл бұрын
Yeaaaahhh!!!!! Finally!!!!!!! I've been waiting for this for a long time!! And RedEye Reviews delivers!!!!!
@CSpell832 жыл бұрын
This looks like a college kid's film school assignment. "I want you to remake one of your favorite films, but you have to use no less than 6 different filming techniques. Also your budget is whatever you have in your pockets"
@Prompeius2 жыл бұрын
Gotta say, that alien reminds me of the Assassin from XCOM-2. Been binge watching your vids for a bit, and love the content my guy. Keep doing what you do :)
@samsez37072 жыл бұрын
This Cast is a blast ! Amazing! The Fight-Choreography in this movie is not bad !
@germantoenglish8982 жыл бұрын
1:10 They remind me of the spinning discs from Krull. Also, when he was running in the forset the discs were big but when he jumped off the cliff it looked like someone off-camera threw 2 tiny ninja stars at his back, did they shrink?
@getsugatenshou43092 жыл бұрын
Dude, you kill me with these reviews 🤣! BTW I loved Jiu-jitsu with Nicholas Cage.
@jaymac72032 жыл бұрын
But why is it called Jiu Jitsu? 😭😭 it has none in it! lool 🤣
@getsugatenshou43092 жыл бұрын
@@jaymac7203 hey, hey , HEY..no need for your logical observations here dammit!! 😉
@BatCaveOz2 жыл бұрын
That scene starting circa 08:02 had Nicholas Cage reminding me a lot of Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now. Then around 09:38 Nicholas Cage started reminding me a lot of Dennis Hopper in Apocalypse Now. Even some of the camera angles, use of excessive shadows in the "Kurtz" scene, yellow filters... weird.
@acikawu-tang51782 жыл бұрын
@9:23, that arrow definitely fell 2 feet in front of her. LMFAO hahahaha 😆🤣. Had me dying laughing 🤣😂
@YakAttack9152 жыл бұрын
I love how they have to put "army intelligence officer". Just in case we couldn't figure that out lol. @4:58 Hardcore Henry reference! Lol Alien with some serious storm trooper aim vibe
@tonyr29202 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah thank you RedEye!!! 😂😂😂 I’ve been waiting so long for this one!!
@samcory66272 жыл бұрын
your intro was the best ever - i can't even quote it all i'm laughing so hard! you're awesome dude - keep 'em coming!
@MugenLord2 жыл бұрын
Yo, I've never even heard of this movie and the fact that both Tony Ja and Nicolas Cage is in this is mind blowing XD
@CYMotorsport2 жыл бұрын
14:29 good god almighty 😂 ancient master warrior. Aims like Hellen Keller
@brandonhobson94362 жыл бұрын
“First person stuff we loved from that One movie” ☠️🤣🤣 I cried lmao
@nilocnaughton2 жыл бұрын
another great video! thanks for the content Red Eye.
@marknelson48562 жыл бұрын
Awesome!!! sorry I haven't made a comment in a few weeks but I've been mega busy at work. Still watching the videos though.. Saturday and Sunday breakfast is always enjoyable as usual. However I'm watching this bad ass shit barbecuing some food for the fam. Different time of day but same outstanding quality video and entertainment from Mr RedEye😁
@marknelson48562 жыл бұрын
🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
@alainminsart12172 жыл бұрын
How can one make such a doozy with such a star studded action cast
@optimisticrobot10102 жыл бұрын
You should check out Color Out of Space. it's a trippy Cage movie and gives me Mandy vibes with the craziness of it and color palette
@DrMurdercock2 жыл бұрын
My B Day is the 29th. Hint Hint. Sure would be cool to have a new upload to watch the 29th. Cough HINT cough. BUt seriously though, All my fav channels put out videos recently and im super stoked about it. Then I see Ole RedEye uploaded. Hell yes.
@KingCotton-82 жыл бұрын
I need more buddies who can sit through these types of great cinema
@acikawu-tang51782 жыл бұрын
@17:19, was one of the funniest thing I ever heard. Hahahaha 😅😅 Thanks for another great video as always. Respect. Wish you and your whole family nothing but the best in life. See you on the next one. Edit, "stay happy and stay healthy".
@rosalynredwood45422 жыл бұрын
We should all thank RedEye profusely for making sacrifices like watching these 'masterpieces' just so that we could listen to his reviews😌👌
@DavidVanHelden12 жыл бұрын
Another job well done red eye... Thank you..
@flashthompson10852 жыл бұрын
Best part of waking up, is a new red eye video in your feed.
@JoeB7072 жыл бұрын
@9:51 to see one of the pioneers of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Rigan Machado agree to do a movie called Jiu Jitsu which has nothing to do with Jiu Jitsu at all was icing on the cake. lol
@dpp2772 жыл бұрын
I tried to watch this movies two times, i fell sleep both times, lol
@TheBeird2 жыл бұрын
In a way, I kinda admire this movie. Because this is a film I would have made. When I was seven years old. It has a purity of heart. Just not competence.
@MrJ1Horrordirector2 жыл бұрын
Its simple. When you know how to do game changing stuff you cannot be all over the place. There Is certain consistency that must be kept AND know when to shoot what must be shot. Much less having a high concept with little budget hahahaha but Cage makes It gold like always!
@TheEyez1872 жыл бұрын
14:45 - He's like - - Yeah but when I do get it to work, it's gonna look AwesFome!! :D
@davless1520002 жыл бұрын
Love the videos please do kickboxer 3 sometime I like to see what you say when you see the sensei from the first moving running with a gun in his hand it's like best of the best going from martial arts to a action movie
@davidfausel90292 жыл бұрын
"Earlier he thought he was the camera man!" lol Awesome.....
@matthewdaisley99962 жыл бұрын
Respect for getting a movie done in 2020 to be fair
@silkychan60992 жыл бұрын
the premise shows promise tho. alien fighter coming to earth, searching for the best warriors. but the alien is stuck in a tropical forests teeming with mercenaries. and the alien interpretation of the best warriors isnt the same as ours.
@propeticurge2 жыл бұрын
your commentary is hilarious
@boxonothing40872 жыл бұрын
Which camera angle do you want ? - Yes
@seshadrir852 жыл бұрын
Where and how do u find such gems? U got a special power bruh!!
@Kangorrilla2 жыл бұрын
I think you can do a nick cage impression. Your Seagal is perfect.
@nebfreely3172 жыл бұрын
Thanks Broseph! I never knew about this movie either! Cage is jus so awesome to watch on anything regardless of how bad the movie actually is lol Gimmie more!
@11Salda2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 the that jump off the cliff he jump off of it like it’s spring break
@jonathanwaswrong39172 жыл бұрын
I think the disks are his alien version of those nerf flying discs... Remember those? Maybe those were more lethal...
@randyhavard60848 ай бұрын
All i want to know is what is fishpoorly and where can I get some
@scottredding27192 жыл бұрын
I watched this a year ago.. it was hilarious.thank you nick Cage
@purplecat733 Жыл бұрын
I watch this movie, and I literally cannot tell you anything other than Nicholas cages in it. I’ve never been more confused.
@frankkelly052 жыл бұрын
It cost less to make the actual Predator film!
@CommonCentrist822 жыл бұрын
Bad guy reminds me of those "Visionaries" toys from the 80s.
@seadoogti92882 жыл бұрын
My biggest takeaway from this review is that I really really miss My Name is Earl
@robbieburns35642 жыл бұрын
Amazing you can even sit through this crud to make this video. That's the impressive part.
@MsRadred6116 Жыл бұрын
Ey woman! What you sayin? - Professional translator 😂🤣😂
@JOznprk2 жыл бұрын
I’ll admit the first person into regular back into first person camera thing was a cool concept and I think if done right it could be dope. Edit: same with the mini arm bow. Cool concept, terribly executed.
@oreodeodoran29412 жыл бұрын
Finally Nic Caaaagee our savior!!!!
@americathebeautiful38832 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!!! How the hell do you get Tony Jaa and only have him throw 2 elbows?!?!? Tony Jaa lands more elbows than that on a trip to the store
@ItsHyomoto6 күн бұрын
I can't believe someone else has seen Jiu Jitsu. A review can't do this movie justice, this is like The Room of martial arts action films. As a taste of its insanity, every scene seems like it was done by a diferent cameraman who all had one really ambitious shot in their mind that the proceed to do repeatedly for five minutes. The first person stuff is one scene, it's not a motif or recurring thing, just one scene is the GoPro stuff, you just kind of have to see it.
@MrKrtek002 жыл бұрын
Wow, so many familiar actors! Is that girl from the 100??
@jcbvortex222 жыл бұрын
Wait the guy who has a bad memory, his name is Jake? Is he from State Farm?
@rustom19812 жыл бұрын
First Sansei Steven now Sansei Nick 👀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@akmil022 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@harinder782 жыл бұрын
Now I just want to see it myself so could laugh more 😂😂😂
@tylerlacor81162 жыл бұрын
That whistle hahaha
@CaptainCanuck19752 жыл бұрын
Nicolas Cage seems to be channelling the Laurence Fishburne character from Predators.
@iamsean922 жыл бұрын
He's in a movie with Laurence Fishburne it's actually not bad
@iamsean922 жыл бұрын
Running with the devil. It's honestly not bad.
@andrewshelton1983 Жыл бұрын
Not Rambo, headband and glasses was Dennis hopper in AN
@j.tgrooms2 жыл бұрын
Can't go wrong with Nic Cage. Gotta say, 25 million is a good budget for a B-flick. I'd recommend a movie called Fire Birds. It's basically Top Gun with attack helicopters and has Tommy Lee Jones.
@JohnGalt9162 жыл бұрын
You had me at attack helicopter
@silkychan60992 жыл бұрын
ahh, that movie. i remember the scene where nic cage have to learn how to see with only his bad eyes.
@mroctober36572 жыл бұрын
Wings of the Apache in Europe.
@giorgosmichael91422 жыл бұрын
Dude, the movie was filmed in my country Cyprus.
@ZillMob2 жыл бұрын
I think its nice someone decided to put crab man into a movie. That guy was funny
@RHatcherMD2 жыл бұрын
I give Jiu Jitsu 5/10. That includes two bonus points because it is a movie about a warrior murder-alien with optic camo that is NOT 'The Predator'.
@Tazio252 жыл бұрын
50% of this movie would be saved if they would make Tony Jaa main chracter. I have to give them one credit. Alien jumping of the tree in slowmo looked cool.
@michaelwilliamson75902 жыл бұрын
14:32 did the brother channel Daffy Duck and go woo-hoo?!?
@requiemagent30142 жыл бұрын
Oh now I know why this movie seemed so familiar. Elvis the alien has covered this flick. But honestly this was way better. I couldn't even remember what was this movie about besides it has Nicolas Cage in it
@KenseiSanjian10 ай бұрын
I was not prepared for this movie....
@willwade80502 жыл бұрын
My brother and I watched this knowing it was well subpar. We were like "Why don't they just stand at the portal when they know the alien is coming and drop kick him back in!" It was a funny movie though, when Cage fights Jake its obviously a smaller dude who cuts a bunch of unnecessary flips during the fight. It was 😂
@yimmyyams55542 жыл бұрын
Now you go out there and tell'em Nick Cage smooches good!!
@surgicalglitch32652 жыл бұрын
The coloured words in the subtitles are called "keywords". They are words in a sentence that show more significance and define what your content is about. Keywords are fantastic because you often don't need much context for a person to deduce or understand what's going on... The more you know, right?...
@wimvanderstraeten65212 жыл бұрын
You should take a look at Prisoners of the Ghostland if you haven't seen it yet. It's WTF from start to finish (it also shows Cage awkwardly riding a bike). BTW: does anyboby actually practice Jiu Jitsu in this movie ?
@boxonothing40872 жыл бұрын
No, no one does
@classyredneckcinema93272 жыл бұрын
Ya the main character Alan mussi is a 5th Dan or something but he hardly uses it in his films and I wonder why
@wimvanderstraeten65212 жыл бұрын
@@boxonothing4087 Was Jiu Jitsu originally a working title and did the makers then decide to keep it because they couldn't come up with a more appropriate title?
@Cesly-mo3uf2 жыл бұрын
I rented this movie...and didn't even finish it. Not even the homie Cage could save it.
@AkinaGhost2 жыл бұрын
Tried watching this a few months ago...had to turn it off in the first 10~15 min to stop my wife dying from laughing so hard.
@savharris57022 жыл бұрын
No way they gave Cage 5mil, for this... No way the folks who put this together, had 25mil, collectively...
@MaYkO-WWH2 жыл бұрын
I cannot stop laughing at the name of this movie like why? LOL!
@jeffrapier9472 жыл бұрын
I greatly agree with you about My Name is Earl. Another great show gone too soon.
@Minthismoment2 жыл бұрын
He said his name is Jake. ...from State Farm? I heard you say that in your Redeye voice 🤣 Btw Frank Grillo being not the lead, instead of Jake... blasphemy!
@darkstar44942 жыл бұрын
Real swords flex if you lean on them also.
@DavidVanHelden12 жыл бұрын
I find it amazing the way some people throw money away....
@AlexGreat3212 жыл бұрын
The alien's face looks like Jamie Foxx Electro from Amazing Spiderman 2 haha. Is amnesia guy in anything else I don't recognise him at all
@kungfew13962 жыл бұрын
The poor mans Predator should have been the title of this movie.
@TheOrbitalmadness2 жыл бұрын
"I'm here, kill me now" also " You are one ugly son of B*tch" Lol, now that I got that out of the way, another great Red Eye Review!
@nathangutteridge23762 жыл бұрын
I just finished watching Last Man Down on Netflix. I'm sorry to say but I think you're going to want to take a look at it...
@TeAndreTaylorForever Жыл бұрын
Oh snap, Wonkru!
@ThLostTexan2 жыл бұрын
Not gunna lie, only parts of this movie i have seen are from this review and it just keeps going in directions I never expected. Not sure if Im impressed or just baffled.
@tgunter10002 жыл бұрын
Impressively baffled
@dylanbailey54972 жыл бұрын
You need to review Season of the Witch surprisingly it's probably one of his better movies
@JohnGalt9162 жыл бұрын
A movie titled jiu-jitsu with no jiu-jitsu. You have no idea how hyped the BJJ world was my this. My school had a movie night. Edit One thing you gotta like about nick cage is that he's happy. He stepped away from the Hollywood rat race so he could focus on movies he thought were fun. Like let's be real. You know you're gonna enjoy anything he's in because it'll be wacky.
@Axolotl_Mischief2 жыл бұрын
This is why you don't breed Predators with Storm Troopers. Or make a movie about it.