Steven Seagal Puts Holes in Fences - Lawman S2E5 - Redeye Reviews

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[@BostonRobb]

It’s truly incredible at how many civil rights violations and laws the “lawman” breaks

[@scicokev]

I could be having the worst day of my life, and then hear Redeye doing the “Fat Seagal” voice and everything gets better!

[@valkyrie9646]

Same here, Scicokev. Esp when RedEye makes himself laugh

[@tehrealBANE]

He sounds like King Kai making fun of Seagal.

[@barth9580]

My mom, dad, and my 3 kids all died 2 hours ago in a horrible car accident, but hearing Redeyes "Fat Seagal" voice just took all my cares away. Mom, dad, and kids who?

[@tonyr2920]

Seagal’s “6 sense” scenes remind me of when I was a kid and my mom took me to the mall and I pretended I was opening the automatic doors with my “Jedi powers”…

[@valkyrie9646]

Luis, that is adorable. Seriously, as a woman, if a guy told me that on a date, I'd melt. I mean, not melt my panties off, but, melt-ey.

[@Mysterysciencepiratedtheatre]

You mean those are automatic doors and I’ve just been looking like a asshole this whole time, while pressing my temples, closing my eyes and concentrating on the words “door open”? You’re shattering my whole existence. I’m on my way now to the store to see if this is true.

[@justinschlauder7838]

I still do that

[@doublep1980]

He has 6 children and he ''loves them more than anything in the world', right. Didn't he bailed from Japan, when his first wife (who did all the actual teaching at ''his'' Aikido dojo) filed for divorce, sued him for domestic violence and he never paid any alimony of child support for his daughter?

[@FatalKitsune]

"He swallowed drugs so we decided to pepper spray him." WHY?! How's that help anything?

[@notmyname9072]

Segal wearing a scarf to look cool in hot New Orleans is hilarious.

[@old-fashionedcoughypot]

He probably gave himself a 'hickey' with a vacuum cleaner and is trying to hide it.

[@jcohasset23]

It's more humid than hot there. A bit like Houston in that regard. But that humidity does make it feel far warmer than it is due to the body not being able to cool as easily in humid areas so even in the 80's or 90's it feels unpleasant. Maybe it's suppose to be some kind of balaclava and he's just not wearing it properly?

[@realmchat6665]

Six children? That's a real flock of Seagals! - Can't believe you missed that one, maybe you didn't :) Thanks for another great video, Seagal is like a bottomless pit of golden cheese.

[@user-cv8qe9ru8c]

Puns like this make me wanna run so far away

[@inferno0020]

Not as impressive as Errol Musk but ok

[@MrNegativecreep07]

How has he never been MeToo'ed?

[@inferno0020]

@@MrNegativecreep07 Errol Musk or Seagal?

[@jetsersjets2638]

@@user-cv8qe9ru8cyou couldn't get away?

[@jacobbronitsky1448]

That Segal impression is a huge reason why I love these.

[@christopherbarahona8983]

There is just something unnatural about watching Seagal with a baby

[@docwho2828]

Steven Seagal has twenty years of experience making Babys!

[@disgruntledgrunt241]

Fun fact: Steven had 9 kids but he ate 3 of them.

[@no1uknugamingchannel]

Dragon Seagal was hanging out with Apple Paltrow on their way to Blanket Jackson's birthday party 🥳🎉

[@halthammerzeit]

Swallowing drugs is a common thing while watching Segal movies.

[@zulie9378]

🤣🤣🤣

[@timhuber2814]

A good friend of mine went to boarding school with one of Seagal’s kids. He was surprisingly normal from what I heard (considering who he was raised by and all)

[@valkyrie9646]

No matter what is going on in my life, hearing RedEye imitate Seagal just feels like a rainbow is showering me in light and laughter. Esp when RE makes himself giggle. Much love to you, RE!!!

[@DominicJacksonFilm]

this guys voice is so easy to listen to you have such a good positive energy

[@valkyrie9646]

Wish I could upvote this comment 10,000 times. I love his voice too, Dominic. He's so darn cheerful!

[@roosterj2599]

The Erik Cartman, cajun guy from Joe Dirt combo voice you do is priceless!

[@mattymaple1976]

Sure... they pepper sprayed him. How is anyone left in the room? Let alone walking into the room? OC in a confined area like that is gonna hot box the room for hours. But then again, Sensei Seagal probably puts OC on his breakfast, right after he pisses excellence.

[@alexandergreig4593]

Your steven segal videos are the highlight of my week. Growing up with a dad obsessed with Segal it brings back many memories. All fantastic memories

[@jarydfarah2]

Come for the AAA content. Stay for the Seagull voice. 😂😂

[@Omega_Mark]

7:33 He runs worse than Steven Seagal. LMAO "Get down on the ground!" *Immediately follows to fall to the ground himself.* - No, not you dummy!

[@zulie9378]

I was looking for this comment 🤣

[@lfroncek]

I so badly want that to not be his family and just some actors they hired to play what his family would look like if someone bred with him more than once.

[@KamaSutraBen]

Hahaha.🤣. Dude, you are so funny. This one is one of my favorite from you. I could not stop laughing. Keep up the good work Sir.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! I'm really glad it gave you some good laughs.

[@Craighetfield2024]

Wait he's married ???? There's a plot twist !!

[@sadpacman3290]

Ah, A&E, I remember when the stuff on there actually could be considered "arts and entertainment".

[@codiak2680]

Yeah back when History Channel was actually about history and the Sci-Fi( SyFy) Channel still broadcasting decent to great content.

[@KristenDETW]

@@codiak2680 and TLC was actually the learning channel. Rescue 911 was the shit.

[@rokasrerroca7399]

You right about the branding, "Forbidden Feta" is a sweet nickname; but it's too long, so on the street it would be called "FoFeta". As in: "Sold all my FoFeta for the chedda' that's betta'!"

[@Madmax-rz5hz]

he seems to smile a lot in this episode - actually good to see!

[@requiemagent3014]

Wait. His wife is asian? How does she feel about the fact he messes up everything related to asian culture. He makes like a big joke out of it. I would be so pissed if I was her.

[@valkyrie9646]

Hopefully, she's just staying until she can secure a good settlement. Poor woman.

[@daltonriddle221]

I’m so glad u dropped this video today, I gotta MRI this morning and I could definitely use a litt Seagul lol to take kind off of everything this morning love what you do Red Eye keep up the good work man.

[@mattymaple1976]

Good luck with the MRI homie. Hopefully all goes well :)

[@warrenchisholm7530]

All the best mate for the future!!

[@jsvett]

This episode had me laughing so fucking hard great work

[@BatCaveOz]

The Blue's Clues reference actually made me Laugh Out Loud.

[@outtabubblegum7034]

Seagal's spyder-sense works like: "Hey, look! A n****er! He must be suspect of being suspect of something (maybe)..."

[@Humongous420]

Saturday's aren't complete without Redeye Reviews! Keep up the great work bud

[@las10plagas]

my ear died yesterday and I'm in real pain. feels like somebody is ramming something in my throat...wait no, someone is constantly ramming a needle into my ear. but this video cheered me up :) thank you! your seagal voice is super funny, as always :D

[@TroubleToby3040]

What happened to your ear? Seriously, I'm curious. 🤷‍

[@las10plagas]

@@TroubleToby3040 uuuhm, I yawned and all of a sudden I heard a very loud cracking and grinding noise inside my left ear. I think something happened to my jaw, which is attached beneath or next to the ear. the ear is all swollen from the inside. ain't nice, I can tell ya. I don't know if I should go see a doctor or just wait... but it got a little better over the last hours. thanks for caring :)

[@user-is7xs1mr9y]

@@las10plagas that's horrible, I would go see a doctor if I were you. Better safe than sorry. I'm glad you're better though!

[@darkstar4494]

@@las10plagas definitely see a doctor. I doubt that is going to get better by itself. Or worse it will heal poorly. If you broke your jaw they may need to wire it in place Hope I’m not scaring you, it would suck but they do stuff like that all the time.

[@las10plagas]

@@user-is7xs1mr9y :) thank you

[@jetsersjets2638]

Weird to see him with his wife and kid and they dont get murdered in a rage filled home invasion that Seagal barely survives .

[@DrJohnAZoidberg]

Always a good morning when Redeye drops some new content

[@davidbates3057]

I dunno, man. You'd think after enough of these cop shows people would stop stashing their drugs in see-through plastic bags, but what do I know? Also, props to the perp who jumped out of a window... RIGHT NEXT TO THE CAMERAMAN! And double props to the camera man who, while carrying his camera, was keeping up with the perp better than the trained police officer tasked with taking him down. FML. This show has literally doused the credibility of the Jefferson PD in oil and set it alight.

[@justinnhenson]

i never thought id be binge watching Steven Seagal trying to be a cop all day long

[@RedEyeReviews]

I never thought I would be talking about him being a cop as much as I do lol.

[@user-is7xs1mr9y]

I don't know if it's because I'm in a really good mood, but this was the most hilarious reaction to "Lawman" so far, you killed it, sir. Excellent work. Have an awesome day everyone!

[@markshark7521]

His five other wives are looking after th other kids😂

[@frankcolumbo4481]

Sadly, Whimpers died several years ago from overdosing on donuts.

[@j.tgrooms]

The wild ride continues. That interview would be awesome

[@deskish3930]

can't wait for the followup titled "on mildly unsafe grounds"

[@valkyrie9646]

That'll be the preview to "On Somewhat Irritating Ground".

[@nightshade7240]

well, meatball sub found out how unsafe the ground was when he...tripped over his own shadow.

[@user-cv8qe9ru8c]

I'm def adding forbidden feta to my drug lingo

[@WordUnheard]

9:23 That cop looks like a cross between Jake Gyllenhaal's character from Nightcrawler, mixed with Mike from RedLetterMedia. Holy hell, he looks unhinged.

[@djcease1996]

I am loving this man this is awesome. Grand Master Seagal is going to be giving lessons this year and I got my passport. I'm buying tickets.

[@sepollcas]

"Quick! Change the prices!" 🤣

[@DreZ-pu4dy]

I love your seagal voice , You make it sound like seagal is trying to talk with a mouthful of donuts

[@redrooster303]

Steven Seagal has attempted many ways over the years of hiding his double chin. Here he wears the baggy scarf whereas later on in life he just adopted the goatee as a more permanent way. I wonder what the final form will be?

[@MarioSratss]

"Can you find the weed?” 😂😂😂 I can't believe they left in the falling of the Italian cop. 😅 And I can't believe Seagal have 6 kids.

[@187mrsmith]

@ 5:08 I thought it said a legal Segal wife 💀 😭😂

[@rokasrerroca7399]

Italian Sub fell because he was trying to run like his hero, Steven Seagal.

[@UltraSamurai]

A redeye review comes out and I immediately watch and click like.

[@Machtimus]

He didnt even put Love, Steven...such a hopeless romantic

[@supremetruth7512]

Red eye that is your best line. "Forbidden Feta"

[@TheKruz-ox6fo]

Your videos are a highlight of my week.

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

Thing about weed is, it's better to have one big fat sack of bud, than a dozen tiny bindles. That's 100% an intent to sell charge. Or at least that's how I remember it. It's been legal here for a while now...🤔

[@old-fashionedcoughypot]

Yeah for sure.

[@mrc6808]

"We don't use that language outside of movies that feature no clothing" 😂😂😂

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

I feel we got to know Chief Seagal to the ultimate degree here

[@MixsterKusanagi]

Man you crack me up with the Seagal voice!

[@dizzy1369]

10:20 my god that's nothing but comical 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@Carbine_Alloy]

Hello Mr Red Eye ...Loved it as always ...Keep smiling my dude .. Much love !!

[@ajlomax603]

That Seagal voice 🤣😂😂😂

[@JosephDaoud87]

Whoop whoop here we go another video :) I love these videos

[@bodamian_bg]

I luv U man! RedEye Review gives me so much of pure joy and laughs. THANX A THOUSAND, MATE! *:)

[@frodosfrostbite]

If you're cold they're cold,bring your officer whimpers inside

[@migda32]

Started raining when you said rain you have mystical powers

[@brack25c]

They need to film another season in LA, lots of crime there and Seagal with his spider senses will singlehandedly bring down the crime rate.

[@chimchimcharoo56]

ok, his wife, she is blind? deaf? is she somehow confused as to who she is married to?

[@knicknack4511]

“Forbidden Feta” needs to happen!!!

[@nightshade7240]

So they sprayed someone who didn't look to be resisting with pepper spray because he ate something? Like doing him a solid and giving him some spicy capsicum spray to go with his nachos? Also that would literally do nothing to help with the situation if he swallowed drugs. I also never realised that feta and crack cocaine looked similiar and I've done a lot of feta. In all seriousness, that poor fucking woman, jesus christ. Imagine having to put up with someone like Seagull as your husband.

[@brocklock3533]

04:07 lmfao do more of that Steven voice lol

[@blarkblark5794]

🤔This is why I love watching red eye reviews, I see that strategy work on KZbin all tha time!!! You work for me cop

[@andrewweber9930]

Bro that cop fell down 😂😂😂😂

[@blackcaesar3624]

Do “Big trouble in little China”… would be amazing!

[@scraptonking3092]

So happy to wake up to some red eye! Thank you sir!

[@Saber808]

Your videos should get a billion likes.

[@MisterNotlob]

Did they say chief Segal?! 😂

[@matthewvolb94]

When you said Italian sub down and the guy fell that wasn't Steven Seagal was it? Why the hell does he run like him? That's only the second time in my life I seen somebody run like that

[@no1uknugamingchannel]

When he finds out he can tickle someone ...why does he turn into Anton Chugurh from No Country for Old Men?🤔🧐

[@Haplo699g]

Movies that feature no clothing? I dunno, I never heard Kermit say something like that...

[@HeraldTubeman-ve1jr]

Seagal was going to bake some cookies

[@timhuber2814]

If the amount of drugs they have is small enough to be able to swallow, their house probably isn’t worth raiding IMO.

[@NatRBrown37]

I am starting to think that more people probably watch these reviews than the actual show, these days. LOL

[@dbog5214]

Another ep of "shitting on some one else to feel better about my self.

[@seanmillette4323]

That's what happens when you go to the steven Seagal School of Running.

[@Cobi7]

i vote for a complete full review doing seagals voice 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TravNash]

Steven is wearing a nice scarf because he didn't want anything rammed in his throat.

[@brianmcguire5175]

A while ago I comment on this guys channel pleading for a resuming of his brilliant law man reviews. To see him tackle season two on his channel is icing on the cake! I'm sure my comment was buried among the rest but I'm just glad he has wanted to continue this himself! I've re watched all the first season vide he's done here, so glad new uploads on this show and about seagal is up. Funniest jokes from this guy on this channel produced in his law man reviews in my opinion! Thanks

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hey thanks so much! I'm so glad you like the Law Man stuff. I'll be doing the rest of them and then finishing up the other drama tv show as well :)

[@brianmcguire5175]

@@RedEyeReviews hey thanks for responding! Wasn't expecting that! Big fan of your work here, as you can tell especially your take on law man. Your jokes about the show are hilarious and spot on, thanks for continuing videos on it

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@brianmcguire5175 thank you very much :) the meatball certainly does give us hours of fun and makes the joke writing, SUPER easy haha

[@brianmcguire5175]

@@RedEyeReviews haha, agreed!

[@ronincomix]

This man makes crack house busts boring..HOW?!? Red Eye ty for your dedication to understanding the cheesiest of all cheese balls of cheese.

[@AbstractbyBraden]

So he wears that scarf to hide his many chins he is developing in that year. He loves that new Orleans food y'all lol

[@mrawood1]

8:00 I would love to see "Density" as a stat to be boosted in games

[@sterkriger2572]

Saturday is only complete with a new karate korner episode

[@BrokenMedic]

Do you think his wife buys his bullshit? Or does she say “yup” I remembered you told me that story.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

Weed in baggies that small, you sell those to the street kids downtown, they don't know much better.

[@zoubeirfaouzi149]

Hahaha oh Seagal.

[@tyedyejedi]

Redeye, we are going to preserve you whether you like it or not. You make Saturday morning tolerable. Also. @2:00 how much slobber was your computer / mic covered in?

[@wizcoolc1]

Thought I saw a little Aikido there for a second. I wonder are these so called criminals paid or is this even a real bust?

[@Fivefortyrightnow]

Lawman...more like Pieman

[@barth9580]

11:25 those are nickle bags....or so I've heard.

[@ilikepushrodv8s210]

11:20. Totally believable. This is chronic dry eye reviews.