Steven Seagal LawMan - SEASON 2! - Redeye Reviews

SEASON TWO!
Starring: Steven Seagal, a bunch of real people, some criminals
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[@Towersheep]

Hey RedEye, what the fire department did is 100% normal for a car crash. It's called a standing takedown. If a person is standing and complains of any neck or back pain this is how they are put on that long board without bending their spine. Hope that helps.

[@Brian-ic8db]

Without seeing the episode in full the part that looks questionable is that they had her stand up to put her on the board. After boarding her they show her sitting with a collar on (I assume they didn't clear c-spine yet). SOPs out here would have us short board her while she's sitting. To make them stand up is potentially risking c-spine.

[@Towersheep]

@@Brian-ic8db That's how it used to be around here too. It changed to allow those that can walk to get out of the car. Sometimes the pain doesn't hit until they stand. I missed her sitting after. That is strange for sure.

[@Brian-ic8db]

@@Towersheep gotcha. That makes sense. There is a push to not use backboard period

[@howiegruwitz3173]

Lol doesn't make it less funny. Hitler had standard procedures also ya known.

[@ADR69]

Had it happen to me once, very disorienting lol

[@trixx9652]

Imagine having one of the worst moments of your life. Getting smashed in a car accident. Then Steven Seagal comes running up to your car window. Saying you're gonna be alright

[@charlesrense5199]

I that point I'd be pretty sure I'm dead.

[@lekkerjan3022]

I mean could be worse could've been Paul Walker

[@rickkarsan4491]

Running? waddling and sweating profusely at best 🤣

[@funtourhawk]

"aye man...want an autograph man?"

[@megatronjenkins2473]

(sets the car on fire while still trapped inside)

[@mattymaple1976]

I dont understand why Sensei Seagal didnt just kick the roof off of the car and extract the driver with his superior policing and CIA skillz

[@docwho2828]

Yes,why?He has 20 years of experience in extracting! Maybe he doesn't want to put himself in the foreground, he's very modest!🤷

[@mattymaple1976]

@@docwho2828 u make a very good point. The Sensei is pretty modest. I am not sure why I didnt think of this but thank you for pointing it out. +17 cool points to you! Lol

[@slightlyskywalking2195]

He wasn't sitting down, he does all his fighting from the seated position.

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

Whimpers should get his own spin-off series.

[@mattpatt199]

100% start the kickstarter up 🤣

[@docwho2828]

I donate 2 Donuts.

[@xbigwormx]

Hell yeah officer BB sucks. Officer Whimpers>>>Officer BB.

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

Start the petition!

[@patriot17764th]

Yes!!!

[@ekwem]

"He kinda looks like he is mid-change into a transformer right now" 😂😂

[@samholdsworth420]

Fucking lol

[@megatronjenkins2473]

Not one of mine🤣🤣🤣

[@SuspiciousSilence]

That Seagal impression reminds me of a 65 year old Cartman trying to talk with his mouth full. So pretty much spot on, good work bro 😂😂

[@megatronjenkins2473]

He gets better and better 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheReal704Champ]

reminds me of Assy McGee

[@Informant777]

now seagal just needs to say "Respect My A-thor-a-tie"

[@SuspiciousSilence]

@@Informant777 yesss lol!!!

[@chinomnsochinke238]

"what seems to be the officer, problem?"

[@boogerman908]

Vampire street racers? You mean the fast and furious sequel we should've got?

[@streetdog_named_saul]

And this is why I watch this channel. To make me laugh after a day of suck - thank you, RedEye MORE NOW

[@RedEyeReviews]

I'm so glad you liked it friend :)

[@deathraygonzo6339]

3:49 He's also a genius detective akin of Batman and Sherlock Holmes!

[@LABOUMDECADANCE]

One would almost think that crash was performed by professional stuntmen and a woman, just to give reserve dep. chief Steven Steagal a few lines.

[@valkyrie9646]

Steven is the assistant to the regional volunteer reserve dept chief of 3rd shift, every seventh week.

[@irkalla100]

Whimpers was replaced with BB?! The audacity! His story arc wasn't finished. Miss him already

[@DaveVoyles]

This is my favorite series on KZbin

[@xTechDeath]

Bro it’s my worst nightmare to wake up from a car crash and be lookin at Steven Seagal tryin to help me

[@loconeo1660]

Thanks for the birthday gift Sir RedEye, many many thanks!

[@samholdsworth420]

Happy 40th birthday

[@nightshade7240]

They raked in so many viewers the editor would have to use at least four of those canned "hey it's steven seagal" audio clips just to accomodate them all. Oh gods, Brinser is going to see the murderers walk if he questions them without reading them their rights. Great job, Brinser! You dun fucked up one of the essential aspects of your job. You remind me of that arsehole in the tv series that steven seagull did! Can someone vote Brinser out please?

[@staceywalker8699]

This channel deserves so many more subs it's hilarious!

[@JoeR203]

I couldn't see any of the other name badges, but noticed Seagal's has his full name. Do all of the police name badges have their full names? Or is it just for special Stevie?

[@Humongous420]

Redeye you should do a Steven Seagull voice for my ninja movie MY NINJA 🤣🤣 It would be the perfect addition to the cast 🤣 You know how to find me if you're interested in doing a few one liners for a ninja thug

[@charlesrense5199]

I say we we start a social media campaign to bring back Wimpers! For this show from ten years ago that probably didn't do that well to begin with.

[@AnonymoussuomynonA]

RedEye's impression of that little meatball Seagal cracks me up every time. Every single time. I love this channel and it's the last thing I listen to at night. Nice to end the day on a funny note.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Aww thank you so much! This comment made my day :)

[@chinomnsochinke238]

"I don't think he can get out if he wanted to. Its kind of like he's mid-change into a transformer right now" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TS-yf2zf]

I'm surprised Seagal didn't have something to say about the fire department 🤷‍♂️ He's been a fire-fighter for like 25 yrs 🤣

[@williamkealey2636]

Yes, spent 10 years on an ambulance, and that is actually a common technique. Its called the "Standing Take down" and its usually done with patients who could have neck/spine injuries but are upright when you find them. However removing people from the vehicles without medical responders on hand or a clear and present danger, is a bit questionable.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you for the details Will! I appreciate it. I knew it was probably pretty legit but it looks strange lol

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

I’m surprised Sensei Seagal didn’t Akido flip the peson’s neck back into position.

[@oliverkloshophdndrecords50]

The best review channel on KZbin. By a lot. Fuck Nostalgia Critic.

[@davidfausel9029]

"I knew it was going to be a head-on collision......" Really Officer Cartman super cop? What gave that away, the fact that he was driving the opposite way in the wrong lane??? Lol. I truly wonder if the Seagal spider sense vision was created by the editors, or something he brought up himself......

[@punchfisttop]

LOVE u roasting that douchebag Seagal!!! and u do my fav voice impression as well!!!

[@megatronjenkins2473]

Another glorious episode! I hope Whimpers comes back, too! Seeya next time, RedEye!

[@thepopemichael]

Perp: "My eyes don't move like everyone else's eyes" COP: "Look with your SPECIAL eyes" Perp: "MY BRAND!" You've done another fantastic job with the material you've been given! Somehow, you can make anything entertaining. Thank you for all your hard work! :)

[@BrokenMedic]

Paramedic here. “Mid-transform” is an amazing thing to include in a report and yes that’s how you board a standing patient. I have to add this is old and right during the show. We don’t board many now but this is how we learn over time. We never stop working towards better patient care.

[@iamtheoceanr]

Wait, they made a season two? I'm still trying to figure out how a season one got made.

[@mattpatt199]

Oh man this made my night! We almost got through a whole episode without Stevie using his spider sense! Love the content. You my good sir, are a god 🙌

[@hulksmash8159]

Ridiculous.

[@mattpatt199]

@@hulksmash8159 what's ridiculous?

[@DaveVoyles]

“Found it in the tall grass, like a pokeman”

[@DEADxBABIESxINC]

I'm a little disappointed that Steven Seagal didn't say that he was also a firefighter or doctor and tried to help that dude in the car accident. BUT I'm also grateful...that we got another season of LawMan!!!

[@josephsandoval2701]

😂

[@Creshex8]

Steven is humble. He restrains himself from mentioning he’s been a doctor for 30 years and a firefighter for 45 years.

[@Humongous420]

Damn Redeye, I just rolled a fat ass joint! Poured a black ass bad ass mega pint of coffee and I am getting MY NINJA editing done :-D PERFUCT timing my friend

[@patrickbateman312]

Mixing uppers and downers? What's the point? Just knowing this makes me think your movie sucks but not in like a fun or amusing way.

[@bladebladerz93]

For Season 2, it start really underwhelming. Even Seagal not doing much and anything interesting happen. Hope they tune up for second episode

[@markunger1098]

Egotesticle! The classic for the ages!!

[@dirbrody]

Film School graduate here. Had a friend of mine that was in charge of Prop weapons. He worked on two of Seagal’s films. He swore to me that several times he would see Steven eat two fried chicken sandwiches stacked on top of each other. Like two Chic-Fil-A sandwiches at once. Ha Ha!

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

Anybody seen Whimpers?! Why did A&E do Officer Whimpers?!

[@larrywest42]

Under-rated comment!

[@Admiral_John]

I was an EMT for six years and that's a standing takedown. We did it a bit differently; we'd reach under the patient's arm, grab a handhold and then, with someone guiding the backboard from behind, walk them down to the floor. So yes, what they did is normal, just a bit differently than I was taught to do it.

[@SuspiciousSilence]

A "standing takedown" sounds like something the cops would do instead lol

[@liquidragonfu5546]

"Vampire street racers" sounds like the next hit movie franchise lol get on it RedEye! LOL

[@benroxknox]

Why are there more drunk drivers than sober? My theory is that Louisiana's drive through liquor stores are responsible! Margarita slushies and car keys are a bad combo

[@dr.weeknd3463]

I think the killer was officer BB he had that look. Officer Seagal should investigate him.

[@concernedhomosapien9807]

Its been foretold that whimpers after recording season 1 and a few episodes of season 2 time travelled to 2025 and saw these videos where he was ridiculed resulting in great anger thus he was then able to decrease his mass, creating a black hole and once again time travel to his original timeline and stop recording season 2 directors in panic recruited BB.

[@BRAND0N...]

Volunteer firefighter here, yes that is the proper technique for somebody with a neck injury being lowered onto a gurney in a stretcher

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

13:19 Lol @ his expression and seeing “Sheriff” on Steven Seagal. 😂 😂 😂

[@MrPoogly]

I'm fairly sure that accident was real and because it was they milked for all it was worth and left out the usual filler segments.

[@The_Kentuckian]

I can't even understand Redeye's Segall voice anymore.

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

3:17 those are the same jaws of life that are used to pry Steven Seagal away from the all you can eat buffets.

[@tnickknight]

Your Segal is sounding a bit more Eric Cartman 😂

[@no1uknugamingchannel]

See Whimpers misses one day and all of Nola goes to hell 😂

[@theinvertedpilgrimage8742]

Movie reccomendation red eye. Just found a vhs in an old thirfty for 1$ called the last boyscott stars damyon waynes and bruce willis.

[@docwho2828]

A rightly forgotten classic!

[@Cletus_the_Elder]

"Don't change what you don't care about." That gem made me chuckle.

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

Start the Whinpers petition for his own show!!

[@BigMoney23223]

It takes a special person to keep a straight face for as long as Steven has been for all these years of being a complete fraud. I wouldn’t be able to do it after 3 days

[@larrywest42]

It's not that hard if you don't realize you're a fraud.

[@germantoenglish898]

5:51 That driver has no idea what "Carte Blanche" is. lol "Poh Lease" really???

[@mattpatt199]

Haha love old mate Steve's many accents and ways of talking.. Oh it's a black guy, i better say "pohhhh lease' 🤣

[@djcease1996]

I'm starting to fall in love with this humor all over again. Grand Master Seagal and his services will forever be appreciated.

[@samholdsworth420]

Love him or hate him....he's a national treasure

[@djcease1996]

@@samholdsworth420 I've always loved Seagal.

[@Panzerblitz]

Officer DoOffy reporting! Wannna smell my fingers?

[@BatCaveOz]

Officer Whimpers > Officer BB

[@Nixx0912]

I think you don't need to watch the show to know that it's not an efficient way to get rid off a murder weapon.

[@SuperTFRO]

Dude, this is the best. LMFAO

[@Wesblumarine]

I didn’t even know there was a season 2 of this show! Thank you Red Eye!!

[@Hirnknaker]

04:00 As a volunteer firefighter, and medical student, we don't do that this way in swizerland. But hey, the USA is full of suprises.

[@doc.resener]

episode is from 2010, so, gotta give them that

[@Hirnknaker]

@@doc.resener aaaa, but the spinboard didn't chance so much. and the spinboard is coming from the USA ( i thinkt). i think it was wrong because of the show, no in real, the USA paramedic a very good.

[@andrewweber9930]

Bad guys a barrioatios 😂

[@frankcolumbo4481]

Where's Whimpers...?!😩

[@chronicfatigue5416]

I like the engine revving high on the slowest chase ever.

[@larrywest42]

Yeah... was that sound edited in? All vehicles involved look like they had automatic transmissions.

[@MisiuAcademy]

Your seagal impersonation voice killed me 🤣🤣🤣 you sounded like king Kai from dragon ball Z

[@lrlong1285]

😂 “He looks like he’s mid-change into a Transformer” Also Officer Meatball Sub is now Veggie Delight. This is the way.

[@mrc6808]

Way to PREVENT that accidents guys like always pigs just RESPOND to an incident. Good job

[@andrewweber9930]

Oh shit bro that was fast 😂

[@Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay]

Still enjoyable, but you gotta stop ripping his voice like that ! Sure, he mumbles in films a bit, but when he's not acting that's a bit of an unfair target - he's doing his best ! :)

[@TwinkieCakey]

Bruh to me it's so retarded they actually went in with cameras on motherfuckers who just got into an accident. 10/10 show

[@larrywest42]

To its credit, this episode, unlike last season, had no segment centered on Seagal, only extraneous commentary and brief scenes spliced in to look like he's in the thick of it. Maybe that's the same thing as what RedEye said: there were no silly scenes. OTOH, I don't see how sustainable it is to have _yet another_ "reality" cop show without some gimmick like Seagal "leading" S.W.A.T. training, or teaching sick kids about cryptocurrency or something. (I haven't seen the episode, only this summary.)

[@ESC70737]

Where's whimpers

[@seanmcclure]

I like to imagine that Jean-Claude Van Damme is in the local sheriff department here and one day he’s going to pull me over.

[@tomasmcmahon8985]

#BringBackWhimpers

[@VictorCezar_]

Why didn't this episode talk about some martial-arts-derived problem-solving? Not a good premiere, if you ask me ='(

[@jjohnsengraciesmom]

3 ambulances minimum. Jaws of Life are great at the right time like any tool. Everything has a use. Also I think Police Departments, Fire Departments and Paramedics need tp have some events open to the public where they show what they do. We need these demos.

[@OffBelay_]

No there was no reason to backboard the girl since a moment before we saw her sitting down unless they have a protocol in which you have to backboard when the patient gets c-collar.

[@synergistex7088]

EMT here if a pt can sit, and she has a c-collar already she's pretty safe to lie on a stretcher. And those spine board good God, they maybe hurting them further more if they transport them while lying there. Try lying on a hard floor while your not injured, it hurts after a while. You can imagine if your injured, it will feel so much worse.

[@friscorp6223]

Retired ARMY 68W (combat medic) and the thrust fall is not the proper procedure 😂

[@roosterj2599]

I was on a traffic stop once that lasted about a half hour before the vehicle stopped. I was an officer on a military bombing range. It was a Sunday and nobody was on the acces list. I got behind them on a paved road and lit them up with lights and sirens. They turned onto a poll line road that went through an unexploded Ordinance area. Neither of us could drive fast as the road was full of ruts. They finally stopped and they turned out to be university students and they claimed they didn't know I was behind them. Total BS. They got banned from the range. That was the most aggravated I had ever been on a traffic stop.

[@Thomas-VA]

There's nothing I can get from LawMan . . . except for Whimpers . . . But no, don't watch any true crime shows nor learn how to do them, the crimes, not the shows, better.

[@KSEG]

After seeing so many BS obviously staged "crime scene" from this show, actually seeing a real car accident feels so weird.

[@rafkong]

Asking someone who’s been involved in an accident if they want to get out of the car is an appropriate question. When you’re in a crash, the adrenaline is so high that your first instinct is to get out of the car as soon as possible, you’ll deal with the damage later… getting out of there quickly is number one. When I have felt I can walk, I’ve gotten out quickly.

[@mattpatt199]

Playing devils advocate here.. i am in emergency services and we are often encouraged not to move them until ambulance arrives as they may have internal injuries or spinal injuries. We only remove them of there is an immediate need to e.g vehicle on fire etc. I guess it would be a case to case thing though.

[@doc.resener]

you MAY ask for someone to get out of the car, but only after clearing the C-spine. It's not hard, but there's protocol and you need training (and be in your scope of work, specially in the USA)

[@mattpatt199]

@@doc.resener 100% agree. Here in Australia, you could move someone and if they have spinal injuries or moving them makes their condition worse, they can sue (and believe me it has happened). People have even been sue'd for doing CPR on someone and breaking ribs while doing so. Crazy world haha.

[@Cabrasis]

Yeah redeye. In that time it’s called a standing takedown. We don’t reach for long spine board much anymore unless it’s really needed.

[@tonyr2920]

Your Seagal voice skewed a bit into cartman voice territory Red lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha. So....more Cartman?

[@tonyr2920]

@@RedEyeReviews no, more Seagal voice lol

[@p_campbell]

My next door neighbor (duplex) threw the murder weapon in our vines that separated our yard from there's ...

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

After getting into a car accident the last thing I want to see is Steven Seagal! Imagine if he tried pulling the guy out of the car?! So much more damage could have been inflicted because of Seaboom booms idiocy!

[@dizzy1369]

My eyes don't move like everyone else's either, I have a "lazy" eye. If that's what he means it makes perfect sense.

[@brandallblack5833]

When you said watching this show and other documentaries and learning if you can get away with it. Funny thing is were taught in high school how to get away with murder and how to clean a crime scene the class was called Forensic Science . We learned to pull DNA,blood spatters,how to solve crime scenes , and facil recognition as well as the history if forensics. It blows my mind to this day on why they would teach us that in high school especially after the columbine and so forth I figured it would be more of a college class lol

[@ShooterSanoff]

You know if you are in an accident like that and you aren’t terribly hurt and a cop comes up and looks like Steven seagal.. you probably think to yourself you are fucked and so hurt you are in a dream or fucked in the sense that damn it im going to die because the cop that will save me is god damn Steven seagal.. lol

[@cuseyeti5243]

LMAO! "My eyes don't move like everybody else's eyes." Brilliant

[@michaelmyers3709]

Big Seagal fan but not sure even I can take any more Lawman. Glad you gave up on True Justice!

[@jjohnsengraciesmom]

Some people need to be taken in for open alcohol containers in a moving vehicle. Officer who isn't on any more, we miss him. But he may have retired or be on vacation.

[@TomTom.o.]

"Morning," is not 3:00 pm. Even Wimpers would know that RE.

[@samholdsworth420]

Well if we're having burritos I will take one carnitas burrito....

[@TheReal704Champ]

9:49 Anybody seen Richie?!? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?!?

[@frozack8mgs62]

They have a lot of murders in Jefferson parish and new Orleans one time my friend went to the police auction and bought a car from one of the murders he bought it home and the passenger seat was filled with dried blood and they had little pieces of skull and dried brains in th car and a shit load of bullets holes in it he took it to the car wash and pressured washed all the blood and brains and skull out of it and still sold the car it was crazy

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

3:49 Seagal is also the type of person who knew all the winning lottery numbers but didn’t bet.

[@Iruparazzo]

I cackle every single time you do the Fat-Neck Seagal voice lmao