Steven Seagal's Cancelled Season! - THE JOURNEY CONTINUES!

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The lost season 3 has been FOUND! And its all we ever wanted and less
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@sargonixofur1234
@sargonixofur1234 Жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal - Lolcow man.
@johnrife7134
@johnrife7134 Жыл бұрын
You have to assume that the cops that worked in these departments signed an NDA. If this is what they committed to film you can imagine what they left on the cutting room floor.
@samholdsworth420
@samholdsworth420 Жыл бұрын
A lot of stinky 💩
@tombrady6596
@tombrady6596 Жыл бұрын
If your family is police, you’d know that most officers don’t even know their own state legislative laws (it’s embarking, honestly…).
@tombrady6596
@tombrady6596 Жыл бұрын
Ask them if a law is legal in your specific state (half if not more will guess wrong without being able to google it/study). I’m also appalled at the limited vocabulary for law enforcement. Use big words with them and they’ll get mad. 🤷‍♂️😂
@gimmiebanana5560
@gimmiebanana5560 Жыл бұрын
I have to admit that I would pay good money to see Officer Whimpers and the gang do those acting exercises.
@frankcolumbo4481
@frankcolumbo4481 Жыл бұрын
Whimpers rules!
@jacobbronitsky1448
@jacobbronitsky1448 Жыл бұрын
RedEye, I remember asking you to "never stop making these if you can" even though you covered all of the aired episodes. I can't believe you actually were still able to get a hold of these. I can't get enough. I'm truly lost for words. Thank you!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews Жыл бұрын
Thank you Jacob! This is one of my all time favorite things to do :) I'm just glad other people have the same silly sense of humor I do.
@010FRnr1
@010FRnr1 Жыл бұрын
Feel the same about it!
@Optionthirty
@Optionthirty Жыл бұрын
Can you find a writer and animator to make a Steven Seagal series where you just do your Seagal voice? Shit gets me every time. And I especially love how it gets more and more incomprehensible with each new episode.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews Жыл бұрын
Oh man, that would be amazing. I would be so down haha
@mardukdzieciol1712
@mardukdzieciol1712 Жыл бұрын
In this episode he sounded more like Eric cartman lol
@williejones6446
@williejones6446 Жыл бұрын
This episode should be called "Impractical policing"
@michaelmurphy2786
@michaelmurphy2786 Жыл бұрын
I would only start worrying if the owner of the McDonalds suddenly buys a yacht and retires, it'll be a dead giveaway for Seagal's presence.
@dukesmithers
@dukesmithers Жыл бұрын
yep, Seagal droppings everywhere at that point
@chrisperrien7055
@chrisperrien7055 Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine being told by Steven Seagal, that you need "acting lessons". I think I would be laying on the ground from laughing so hard.
@keithconnell8460
@keithconnell8460 Жыл бұрын
😂
@JACSluvsNachos
@JACSluvsNachos Жыл бұрын
Why didn't they just have Steve "taller and better looking" his way into the house? Oh wait cause they had a warrant but they decided to "employ deception."
@AprehamLincoln
@AprehamLincoln Жыл бұрын
At this point I don't know if Ol' Redeye does the voice for our entertainment or his, but I'm here for it and want him to narrate my life with that voice.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews Жыл бұрын
Lol to be honest. I don't know either
@PlayfulOtter
@PlayfulOtter Жыл бұрын
Red eye. If Segal is after you, you need to put waist high sofas or other comfortable seating. Not only will he have a hard time rolling over the obstacles but the comfortable cushions will make him want to stay seated.
@UghHimAgain
@UghHimAgain Жыл бұрын
Not if he has a stunt Double.
@ItsNotaTuhmah
@ItsNotaTuhmah Жыл бұрын
Seagal's opinion about the episode: BRR DRR BRR DRR
@sandyn3384
@sandyn3384 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😀
@rotterdammer5243
@rotterdammer5243 Жыл бұрын
Hey there Redeye, I just love these ILLEGAL episodes! I heard that Seagal accidentally ran over a dog in one of his episodes, Am I right? Keep it comin` my man!!!
@TheCrazyHedgehogLady
@TheCrazyHedgehogLady Жыл бұрын
Yeah… Sensai Seagal legit ran over a puppy with a fucking tank. 😧 (I wish John Wick would grab a pencil and go after him for that!)
@chrisperrien7055
@chrisperrien7055 Жыл бұрын
That is the one to be waiting on, but I fear it might be "removed" because of the legal issues around it.
@weenfain2321
@weenfain2321 Жыл бұрын
They let this idiot use their tank on the hunch he had a dude had a chicken fighting ring in his backyard lol he plowed down the fence ran over their dog killed a bunch of chickens and found absolutely nothing illegal. Huge lawsuit obviously
@AnAverageGoblin
@AnAverageGoblin Жыл бұрын
He and a very dirty cop drove a small tank through a guy's fence because one guy had too many chickens and was suspected for a cock fighting ring since he was once in trouble for participating in one and I guess that was enough for the USA's finest Pork Patrol to attempt an arrest.
@Maj_Problem
@Maj_Problem Жыл бұрын
Each one of these episodes bring a mix of joy and sadness joy cause new Segal episode but sadness cause i know its one step closer to the end of this series
@nodiggity9472
@nodiggity9472 Жыл бұрын
I never expected to ever use the term "Bargain bucket Dog the Bounty Hunter" in my life. Yet here we are.
@PoutingTrevor
@PoutingTrevor Жыл бұрын
And after Steven finishes teaching them acting, he's gonna teach them about nutrition.
@user-is7xs1mr9y
@user-is7xs1mr9y Жыл бұрын
And speech coaching!
@eivindgjengstjohansen9625
@eivindgjengstjohansen9625 Жыл бұрын
He is following a diet where he eats the same thing that samurai's ate, so in other words he is healthy as samurai's were the most healthy people on earth
@ripeager9338
@ripeager9338 Жыл бұрын
4:41 When it says Steven Seagal Today You Die I just assumed the episode ended at an all you can eat buffet!
@wheressteve
@wheressteve Жыл бұрын
Every day I stop by to hear you mumble mouth a few ridiculous Stevenisms and it gives me what passes for happiness these days......Thank you Sir !!!
@redrooster303
@redrooster303 Жыл бұрын
Can't get enough of these. And don't worry, just run (or even walk) if you see Sensei Seagal, he can't catch you anyway. Edit: Also, does the 283T on Seagal durag stand for 283 Ton?
@asharista3152
@asharista3152 Жыл бұрын
Guy is wanted for almost killing his wife but you don't have a warrant to go in? What kind of Micky Mouse BS is this?
@TheCrazyHedgehogLady
@TheCrazyHedgehogLady Жыл бұрын
RedEye’s imitation of happy, giddy Seagal during the prank call scene, makes me smile even when I’m stuck in a hospital bed. Thank you so much, my dude. Your channel, especially the Seagal content, legit really helps me keep on keeping on, Cancer be damned!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad my friend :) Keep kicking ass. Stay Positive. You know you got this 👍
@TheCrazyHedgehogLady
@TheCrazyHedgehogLady Жыл бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews Thanks so much for the kind words. Three out of three of my rescue hedgehogs agree - your channel rocks! 😁🦔🦔🦔
@davidfausel9029
@davidfausel9029 Жыл бұрын
How in the name of god did law enforcement ever get ANYTHING done without Officer Cartman out on those streets using his superpowers..... this is beyond hilarious lol.
@djcease1996
@djcease1996 Жыл бұрын
Glad to return to this, this is still classic!
@MindZye
@MindZye Жыл бұрын
I was scared when I learned all it took to be a cop was a nine-month certificate program at "University of Phoenix" deal...but Seagal's training them now?
@bigwendigo2253
@bigwendigo2253 Жыл бұрын
“I’m from you better pay your bill towing” sounds like a Segal line Edit: the ending skit is great 😂
@WanArk86
@WanArk86 Жыл бұрын
Be safe RedEye and make sure you don't engage with him cause you will lose. Hopefully you leave a bag of cookies and a birthday cake as a distraction.
@pilotactor777
@pilotactor777 Жыл бұрын
Bwahahahahaha....Seagal giving acting lessons. I fell off my stool laughing..
@torpeedocollectibles353
@torpeedocollectibles353 Жыл бұрын
The “get outta here” at 5:30 had me rolling on the floor😂
@jaymac7203
@jaymac7203 Жыл бұрын
That was actually a great idea to get him out of the house with the tow truck! Lol no way that was Sefu Seagals idea 🤣
@PublicNuisance2K24
@PublicNuisance2K24 3 ай бұрын
The production can’t keep up with Seagals food demands
@XxHolySpawnxX
@XxHolySpawnxX Жыл бұрын
Anyone else miss Italian Sub and Whimpers?
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews Жыл бұрын
So much so
@matthewmason7508
@matthewmason7508 Жыл бұрын
I've watched so much Steven Seagal now my eyes are bleeding, this is red eye review!
@megadeth-1a885
@megadeth-1a885 Жыл бұрын
fun fact jails make you wear flip flops anyways. they always take your shoes.
@jacksonbauer5199
@jacksonbauer5199 Жыл бұрын
If they had a warrant for that guy’s arrest, why did they need the tow truck plot? While an arrest warrant doesn’t permit for an in depth search of a residence, it does allow for law enforcement to enter the premises, search any person sized hiding place and take the named individual into custody if they’re found…
@tomservo5007
@tomservo5007 Жыл бұрын
I wonder how much they paid for the use of the tow truck and if the tow truck owner is a buddy to one of the cops
@Cultivation420
@Cultivation420 Жыл бұрын
He is going to jail in flip-flops. That will just make it quicker when it comes time to "put on your shoes."
@ronk9830
@ronk9830 Жыл бұрын
An interesting and informative show like this was canceled? 😮 Thank God!
@jonathanwaswrong3917
@jonathanwaswrong3917 Жыл бұрын
_Remember your name is John._ _The rest of the back story is up to you..._
@sargegamingchannel4299
@sargegamingchannel4299 Жыл бұрын
great contenet please keep it up makes my week when I see you uploaded a video
@LordVulcan93
@LordVulcan93 11 ай бұрын
The Saboomboom/ Fat Segal voice kills me every time.
@islemyoucef7352
@islemyoucef7352 Жыл бұрын
Thank you redeyyyyye
@masonfreeman5176
@masonfreeman5176 Жыл бұрын
Did you see seagal almost out act that wooden door.
@kakashi101able
@kakashi101able Жыл бұрын
One day I hope you'll rank your top Steven seagal movies from worse to best.
@thegoldenhammer12
@thegoldenhammer12 Жыл бұрын
Always a good day when u post!
@miguelpujols4456
@miguelpujols4456 Жыл бұрын
They kill a lot of camouflage to put on Sheagal. Probably the only camouflage thing that exist you could see from a mile...🤨
@Humongous420
@Humongous420 Жыл бұрын
Holy cow this is the morning of Seagal!! I just won a BADASS Seagal shirt from @SenseiSeagal 😎 Now this upload from the man, the myth, the guy hiding from a potato that knows Bullshito...REDEYE REVIEWS
@fyour1st527
@fyour1st527 Жыл бұрын
They went to an acting class to use a door lol
@tun-tunninc.6492
@tun-tunninc.6492 Жыл бұрын
Choked out his wife. That's foreplay to Segal. 🤣🤣
@eigos
@eigos Жыл бұрын
4:32 this had me in stitches
@Patrick-ud3vu
@Patrick-ud3vu Жыл бұрын
Steven’s entire life has been method acting.
@Tscherno_Bill
@Tscherno_Bill Жыл бұрын
Stg.Buddy looks like the officer from a clip where a officer calls a softair ak74u a MP5, anybody else saw the similarity?
@SonOfNone
@SonOfNone Жыл бұрын
Your Seagal impression sounds a lot like Murderface from Metalocalypse. Worth looking up- it [like your Seagal impression] is hilarious.
@nickmorgan3199
@nickmorgan3199 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, that end segment got me! Well played and a well earned laugh
@rampagenelson9658
@rampagenelson9658 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if that tow truck knew he was in the presence of Steven Seagal
@jaybirdcirca1988
@jaybirdcirca1988 Жыл бұрын
He’s really geared out 5 seconds in lol
@rubbertire6608
@rubbertire6608 Жыл бұрын
Steven seagal voice* she's going to be sizzling like fajita meat
@ceefusjenkins2281
@ceefusjenkins2281 Жыл бұрын
This is the best part of my week!
@Haydoss11
@Haydoss11 Жыл бұрын
Why does he wear full blown camouflage an a Shemagh scarf on a cop show
@weenfain2321
@weenfain2321 Жыл бұрын
Don’t have a warrant? No problem let’s just still illegally go on his property and unlawfully steal his property 😂 smh
@cookncrack5334
@cookncrack5334 Жыл бұрын
BOY I BEEN WAITING AND HOPING FOR THIS
@johnreed2278
@johnreed2278 11 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@johnreed2278
@johnreed2278 11 ай бұрын
Steven you leave REDEYE ALONE!!!! Or the RedEye Army will be canon fodder to your martial prowess!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 11 ай бұрын
John! Thank you so much for the super thanks!
@eivindgjengstjohansen9625
@eivindgjengstjohansen9625 Жыл бұрын
It has been claimed that he was 125 kgs at his heaviest and he became healthier by eating the same thing that samurai's ate
@las10plagas
@las10plagas Жыл бұрын
7:48 I had to listen to that weird laugh over and over and over 😂😂🤣
@MedievalFolkDance
@MedievalFolkDance Жыл бұрын
Anyone else thinking that they had to put "Mike" in as the guys nickname & not a derivation of the name "Michael" because Steven Seagal doesn't understand the concept of derivation & thinks people calling him "Steve" are just using a nickname?
@Cyril29a
@Cyril29a Жыл бұрын
They went to the actors studio to use the actor's studioor
@PatrickJDoyle-bw3fu
@PatrickJDoyle-bw3fu Жыл бұрын
This looks like the episodes that were filmed while he was in Arizona
@badbwana2459
@badbwana2459 Жыл бұрын
A lot of Seagals movies are re dubbed because nobody can understand a word of his deep whisper of a voice. You got a career as a professional Seagal voiceover artist for his future movies bro! 😆
@AcademicsandDiscipline
@AcademicsandDiscipline Жыл бұрын
Love your videos, been a fan for 76 years
@jaymac7203
@jaymac7203 Жыл бұрын
Your Seagal impression was hilarious 😭 lol
@masterchieftan8195
@masterchieftan8195 Жыл бұрын
Ladies and Gerb's ? You're hilarious!🤣
@davidbiga7285
@davidbiga7285 Жыл бұрын
Dude i love your videos ... :):)
@jjohnsengraciesmom
@jjohnsengraciesmom Жыл бұрын
Tow truck drivers do an important and dangerous job.
@OntarioBearHunter
@OntarioBearHunter Жыл бұрын
"any training is good training".... well let's hit the carnival and learn to drive on the bumper cars... pretty much what learning to act undercover from Steven Seagal is.
@Thatguy2youtube
@Thatguy2youtube 8 ай бұрын
The so called tow truck fake out scene was all a stage act
@kitbradley2689
@kitbradley2689 Жыл бұрын
Deploy Deception will be the name of his next movie.
@willcunt2670
@willcunt2670 Жыл бұрын
They take your shoes when they arrest you. Everybody's wearing sandals. If your sunglasses are prescription? They let you keep those.
@garrettsmith4034
@garrettsmith4034 Жыл бұрын
That Seagal impression deletes me every time.
@budweiserchuck
@budweiserchuck Жыл бұрын
Just give Steven a chair to sit on in the driveway so he can whip the guy when he comes outside!
@davidbiga7285
@davidbiga7285 Жыл бұрын
dude you gona kill any good memory on S:Seegal xaxxaxaxaxaxax and i fu**** love it :) :) :)
@theenchiladakid1866
@theenchiladakid1866 Жыл бұрын
2 truck drivers clean shaven and army haircuts? No, that doesn't look sus at all
@kjbyrd1113
@kjbyrd1113 Жыл бұрын
Just keep walking when they come through the door, and if possible walk through the kitchen
@sirbum1918
@sirbum1918 Жыл бұрын
It's so cringe watching the cops pretend they respect him. 🤣
@Randomestonion
@Randomestonion Жыл бұрын
More cheeseburger seagal lore dropped
@mladenkulic446
@mladenkulic446 Жыл бұрын
If they want to get more dirty there is always garbage can around the corner. It's much easier solution for method acting lol.
@gameone7717
@gameone7717 Жыл бұрын
Red Eye review Steven is best 🤣👏
@jonathanwaswrong3917
@jonathanwaswrong3917 Жыл бұрын
Steven is kinda endearing in these episodes.. Am i wrong? The escalation stuff is funny though. Honestly, if a stranger is knocking at your door in the middle of the night and suddenly all your lights are out, and they havent identified themselves as police, you should have a weapon...
@mikehunt3746
@mikehunt3746 Жыл бұрын
Next movie, tow truck sniper good man hard to move.
@crispennoir3349
@crispennoir3349 Жыл бұрын
They blur the faces of those presumed innocent at time of filming
@chrisperrien7055
@chrisperrien7055 Жыл бұрын
Now I gotta go check to see if Steve Seagal has robbed my sunglasses drawer. He wears a variety in this episode. The safety/ballistic/sun-glasses shtick is one of the few things that Steven Seagal still gets "semi-right" in his shows/IRL per Elvis, Elton, Tyler Durden, et.al./Gulf War-GWOT Vets , and Me .LOL.
@garyhall7867
@garyhall7867 Жыл бұрын
Um, so WCW had Sgt Buddy Lee Parker, sir
@blautens
@blautens Жыл бұрын
Sheriff Joe Arpaio and the clownshoe crew never met a camera they couldn't arrest someone in front of.
@Cyril29a
@Cyril29a Жыл бұрын
5:53 Any training is good training. Cops in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen.
@wheressteve
@wheressteve Жыл бұрын
"No training is even better", also Cops in a nutshell.
@Cyril29a
@Cyril29a Жыл бұрын
@@wheressteve ACAB
@veritas4364
@veritas4364 Жыл бұрын
@@Cyril29a Oooh, careful don't cut yourself with that edge, Comrade Neckbeard.
@Cyril29a
@Cyril29a Жыл бұрын
@@veritas4364 Just because I'm not some bootlicking authoritarian doesn't make me a communist you baffoun. Republicans are the biggest socialists of all... They always drive up national debt, they love the military which is the larges social program on earth and they love telling people what to do. They aren't conservatives they are communists with extra steps.
@veritas4364
@veritas4364 Жыл бұрын
@@Cyril29a *Buffoon
@John94709
@John94709 Жыл бұрын
Seagal should have some compassion for a wife basher considering they have something in common.
@theculturedthug6609
@theculturedthug6609 Жыл бұрын
Stop bullying Sensi Seagal.
@AnAverageGoblin
@AnAverageGoblin Жыл бұрын
He's a fraud that sexually assaulted several women. pick a better person to white knight for.
@germantoenglish898
@germantoenglish898 Жыл бұрын
I know tow truck drivers and they are not covered in shit! These cops be stealing drugs from the evidence locker, methinks.
@andrerogers9961
@andrerogers9961 Жыл бұрын
Does he do his own Eddy Munster hairstyle? Jeese that looks weird.
@rhysmarshall1105
@rhysmarshall1105 Жыл бұрын
Steven been teaching people to act for 30-40 years now
@supercarspecifics
@supercarspecifics Жыл бұрын
oh ya cuz the buzz cut copp hair do and glasses aren't a totally give away
@danielmatthews4262
@danielmatthews4262 Жыл бұрын
Why is he the only one wearing multicam
@ralang999
@ralang999 Жыл бұрын
the end of Lawman! The fat man giveth, and the fat man taketh away
@frodosfrostbite
@frodosfrostbite Жыл бұрын
I miss whimpers :( lol
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