Best of the Worst: Shock Em Dead, Hollow Gate, and The Satan Killer

[@theperverseincentive]

The child-sized Jay skeleton was a great touch.

[@murphy7801]

making a re appearance from years ago when jack thought Jay died

[@whiskeyshot562]

proof that the guys are just big boned

[@Lead122]

It was the best touch

[@joecool2721]

What do you mean child sized? That’s regular size for Jay

[@benkatz8999]

You mean jay-sized child skeleton?

[@StevenJake66]

They really did buy the website. Confirmed for Not Frauds.

[@The5lacker]

Well, it's just a redirect to their merch site, so they're half-frauds. At a minimum. Two-thirds frauds at the most though.

[@gazorbo.]

balls!

[@HiDesert004]

It redirects to Space Cop at 75% discounted.

[@simj202]

@@cyrus2395 pepperonipizzapiepeephole Were you paying attention to the video at all?

[@obscure.reference]

they’re still hacks

[@BigBeakEntertainment]

pepperonipizzapiepeephole goes to redlettermedia's band camp now. The madlads

[@MangetsuSAMURAI]

'Bout to buy a VCR repair patch because of that.

[@joshjacks2837]

Stopped the video to check. Pleasantly surprised.

[@counteridentity494]

To their merch specifically

[@anlacombe]

I was typing pepperonipizzapiepeephole and it popped as a common google search

[@MarkKlingman]

pepperonipizzapiepeepholepomeranian still available!

[@testvoorupload]

Rich's fake witch-laugh is less witch-like than his actual genuine laugh.

[@moviesinclusive]

Yesss watching bad movies with friends simulator is back on

[@danielholtzman2582]

It genuinely fills that void for a moment

[@rmutt7441]

and then the insidious lonliness creeps back in afterwards.

[@thevangov]

Thanks for the reality smack..

[@DadToons]

I think if it as "having friends simulator."

[@QUINT34577]

I sometimes hit the pause button and crack a joke and then pretend they laugh at my joke.........it makes me feel alive ...

[@nonconnahordeath]

Box copy: Hollow Gate Title screen: Hollowgate That's the kind of attention to detail and professionalism I crave from 80s horror flicks.

[@OperatorError0919]

I feel like a hollow gate wouldn't be very sturdy...

[@nonconnahordeath]

@@OperatorError0919 maybe it's so the gate is light enough to fly, like birds

[@nonconnahordeath]

@@LPChipi Good Christ, you run over ONE little stunt double with farm machinery and suddenly you're Pol Pot.

[@CorbCorbin]

@@OperatorError0919 Hallow Gate is the compact theory about the Halloween Costume store, with a basement, where the elites do rituals.

[@DDX1944]

When Mike loses control of himself, and laughs that special maniacal way of his, Jay is always like "oh mY goD" lol

[@allwhitelegos]

where in the ep is that?

[@arvidgtr]

1:29:28

[@RyanReenBattikh]

@@arvidgtr "oh mY goD" at 1:29:41

[@Pedro-zu3uq]

Mike would make a good Joker.

[@andrewhickinbottom1051]

1:29:29 will go down in history as the most genuine, exuberant and heartfelt laugh from Mike Stoklasa ever captured on camera. Bless that guy!

[@jimkocherful]

The way he looks at Rich 😊

[@mattmanw54301]

Up there with Tanglefoot

[@groupxarabianrapsensations9424]

Watch the resident evil reaction clip Rich, Mike, and Jay laugh for uncontrollably for about 2 and a half minutes

[@BitmanBro]

for me it's at 40:15 gotta be the most genuine laugh i've ever heard

[@joshuadowdle9691]

He had some to spare after his reaction at 1:25:05

[@ForwardSynthesis]

Another moment for the ever expanding "Jay Bauman is tiny" compilation at the end there.

[@ForwardSynthesis]

@@serenacelestine It took me till this video to realize green lights were shining and he hadn't added a green streak.

[@TreewwwyYzzerdd]

If Jay was 6’2” he would simply be too powerful

[@toastedghost8971]

Mike took a scary fall there, it's a good thing he strengthened his body by doing the Osteoporosis Dance...or he'd be nothing but bones by now. EDIT: it seems that the tutelage of Ol' Camelfeet and her cohorts Betty and Linda wasn't enough to save our hack fraud friends...

[@theheebs100]

that one might be my favorite episode

[@satiregoat41]

My first BOTW and still my favorite to this day :’)

[@DeRockMedia]

.....ummm did u see the last 10 seconds of the video?? lol

[@toastedghost8971]

@@DeRockMedia oh no...Old Camelfeet led him astray!

[@DeRockMedia]

@@toastedghost8971 XD

[@mr.phillips]

Me "Oh no Mike is actually hurt." Mike: "Help me Jesus." Me: "Never mind he's fine."

[@BurnRoddy]

He's fallen and he can't get up.

[@Targisvear]

With his alcoholism, Mike is going to die anyhow, he is fine.

[@kaitlin9288]

"A Thousand Pomeranians" gives off heavy "Night of the Lepus" vibes lmao

[@mnemot]

or "101 Dalmatians," and i'd be down for one of them dark and mature Disney live action remakes of that, considering.

[@stevegoodson9022]

I would absolutely pay to see it, those vicious little bastards are basically land pirahna. Would also pay to see the sequel, 2000 chihauhas.

[@Neekodaman]

Didn't they make that already and called it "Critters".

[@the_chosen_one5642]

​@@mnemot Well did you like it?

[@sir0nion]

They say they don't recognize any names on the Hollow Gate box, but there is the legendary "Richard Pepin" who we all know is the lead actor from Battlefield Earth AND also played for the Charlotte Hornets.

[@micahpaulsen3940]

And won 6 championships in 5 years

[@NathanDav42]

Jack Packard is the only man on earth with a vintage Scottie Pippen Hornets jersey.

[@audiosurfarchive]

LMFAO

[@CrooningRevival365]

I found Satan Killer filming location: Beach Outfitters: 1802 Atlantic Av My Three Sons: 1812 Atlantic Av. Candy Kitchen: 2204 Atlantic Av. All in Virginia Beach, VA All have gone out of business. I found them in an archived phone book listing from 1991.

[@isbeb507]

cool

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

The credits state that it was filmed on location in both Virginia Beach and Hollywood.

[@Gorbanzoman]

You are the real drunktective

[@mernalequinox3398]

Oooh I thought I heard Josh reference Newport News! Which is where I was born and raised and currently live-but does not have the beach town vibe of parts of VA Beach. It’s only an hour away from though which is why it looked familiar! Tbh I was excited to hear that someone not from the east coast had heard of NN

[@RoachOverlord]

@@mernalequinox3398 Josh made a Sheetz joke in another video, so if he's not from the east coast, he's at least familiar with it.

[@stolisomancer]

The scariest thing in this is that somebody decided It's Pat had to be on Blu-ray.

[@comicsdude3166]

Is it a really bad movie?

[@Virjunior01]

You know SNL's track record.

[@maisieavis2712]

@@comicsdude3166 it's one of those rare 0% rotten tomatoes movies

[@kennyclifford3408]

You take that back sir!

[@nickorlove7848]

@@maisieavis2712 i want to watch it now.

[@moisheshucklegruber2982]

"drilldo" was the word all of them were searching for.

[@castiron2844]

Vince used to drive a dildozer.

[@janeeyre1990]

@Science Bear , Morel Mushroom Oral, the Larry Tree Lonik porn parody?

[@Markieb1983]

I was yelling "drilldo" at my phone like a crazy person when they were grasping. So glad it wasn't just me that thought of it.

[@JohnnyZenith]

The only thing that scared me here is Jay's knowledge of horror film front cover tag lines.

[@joshuacole6543]

i want jay to let loose with his knowledge of shitty horror films. the man is an encyclopedia of garbage

[@BrettCaron]

Mike is so in love with Rich that their laughs are starting to blend into a single sound

[@drobinson-uo7ic]

Who isn't in love with Rich? Or maybe its infatuation...

[@Eightsixseven23224]

@@drobinson-uo7ic It's actually called unhealthy obsession in Mike's case

[@chilboswaggins5500]

@@Eightsixseven23224 And also in the case of 72% of RLM fans.

[@noone3216]

Apparently when movie critics live together their laughs synchronise

[@PennProductions]

Look at all that blank shelf space for more Nukie tapes and copies of Vampire Assassin!

[@axolotllan]

It will not be complete until they own every remaining copy of nukie.

[@motherurck7542]

@@axolotllan and then they throw them into the mouth of a volcano.

[@buddhamack1491]

I miss the Nukie tapes. Maybe they need a new thing to collect

[@AnthonyCSN]

The small Jay skeleton got me right at the end, nice continuity!!! lol

[@Orosian5]

I lol'd.

[@Vaporvice84]

"I'm mad cuz I'm so tiny!!" Rich: " You would know, Jay"

[@Notsram77]

It's my phone wallpaper because it is the only joy in my life.

[@joebiologyuni]

Anthony?? What are you doing here? You should be reviewing free PC shooters so I know if they're worth my time while I watch RLM. 😆♥️

[@atomheartother]

I clapped, i clapped when i saw something i know!!

[@joil6649]

These guys are my main source of laughs these days.

[@katherinerivera4552]

Same

[@harrisongoertz1346]

They’re also my main source of friends

[@ThreeNinjaDucks]

Rich is my main source of meth

[@garethmcmahon9769]

Damn right Sir!

[@widoweaver]

Same here

[@scoobyk3425]

I got genuinely excited thay they were gonna watch It's Pat for a second

[@harrisongoertz1346]

I want a It’s Pat, Nukie and Ishtar episode now

[@DatCameraMON]

@@harrisongoertz1346 Yes!

[@dennismoore2752]

@@harrisongoertz1346 3, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 3, AND... These men are pawns! I put a price of 20,000 dirham on their heads. Next they will be hailed as the true messenger of GOD! They were just a couple of songwriters, who came to Ishtar, to break into show business. Easy boy, easy boy, easy boy, easy boy! What the hell's the matter with him is he blind?! Well yeah he is, bu-but he's in perfect condition. So how did they wind up on everyone's hit list? Your life is in danger. Behave normally we have guns pointed at your back. No don't put your hands up you idiot! Oh little darlin'. My little darlin'. I can't believe these men may control the fate of the Middle East. Oh where, ar-are you? Do it! Ayiyiyiyiyiyi schmechahii buttahotsfayaaah! This is unbelievable. HOOPA HOOPA HOOPA Kno-ow well-a. That my love-a Are the two American messengers of god dead yet? Is this the oasis? Does this look like an oasis to you? Yeah look at the birds! Are those vultures? YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH Wa-as just fo-or you He's aiming at us! Would you stop being paranoid! Run smuck, they're trying to kill us! Warren Beatty. Dustin Hoffman. Isabelle Adjani. Your girl? How did she get to be your girl? ONLY YOU! I think they're wonderful! Ishtar: Written and directed by Elaine May Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this is some of our best work!

[@victorpleitez768]

You really really want RLM to do a review of “Its Pat the movie”? Money plane.

[@GamingYoshi64]

@@harrisongoertz1346 That's gonna be the Christmas episode

[@Quetzietse]

Golden retrievers are literally bred to have a 'soft' bite. Their main selling point was that they 'retrieved' fowl in a way that didn't break the feathers of the birds their owner shot, unlike other non-retriever dogs. A pack of rabid Chihuahua's is more dangerous than Golden retrievers..

[@blurberrycreative1996]

By any chance, do you know what Chihuahuas were bred for? Are they mini guard dogs or demonspawn or something?

[@jlkailua]

@@blurberrycreative1996 taco meat

[@nikholman1287]

This is true. As a child, my wife was chased down and attacked by a mob of wild chihuahuas. It’s okay to laugh, enough time has passed.

[@blurberrycreative1996]

@@jlkailua well thats...Intriguing

[@gray007nl]

@@blurberrycreative1996 Actual answer is hunting rats, which they will tear to shreds.

[@Scruntbaby]

Emmy-nominated-nominated web series Best of the Worst

[@wyatthatch8425]

for real?

[@Gambit08]

When Mike said “Call an ambulance!” I knew then that he was just fine.

[@andrewmckeown2834]

When Mike said "Help me Jesus" I knew that he was just fine.

[@Ale-mv3gr]

I think its wholesome that Rich seemed legit concerned for a second.

[@YAH2121]

@@Ale-mv3gr only for a second

[@quakingphear]

Thats him saying, “I am here”

[@cornbredx]

When Mike fell down I knew he was fine cus he's a fraud.

[@landonny]

I really appreciate you guys putting out two BOTWs this month. You're all class act frauds.

[@NecromancyForKids]

Class action lawsuit frauds.

[@mrsleep0000]

@@rav-7072 The best the bottom shelf has to offer!

[@Halbared]

Top drawer frauds.

[@jakeawe1966]

@@janesmith1840 VERY COOL

[@jonsmith7575]

top notch HACK frauds

[@RoachOverlord]

"There's not a lot going on in Virginia" - man who lives in Wisconsin

[@LootandScoot]

@@None-Trick_Pony why you guys throwing statues

[@JaydevRaol]

🤣

[@peytonwoody3445]

@@None-Trick_Pony VA is actually the most flown-over state, due to JFK airport in DC and Hartsfield-Jackson in Atlanta.

[@apokos8871]

@@kgpspyguy if you are an artist that agreed to make money by building statues of confederate generals then i cant feel any sympathy

[@bluishwolf]

@@None-Trick_Pony Anything other than DC, California, and New York is a fly over state to the wealthy.

[@DontTouchMyCroissant]

Rich surrounding himself with pillows to watch movies is me.

[@gyromurphy]

I build a veritable nest with pillows when I watch movies or play video games. One of the best parts of being an adult is being able to live like a child.

[@mrpurple11]

​@@gyromurphy that's very cute but also true 😅

[@NoriMori1992]

I didn't even notice until I read this, honestly it warms my heart to see him just casually surrounding himself with comfy pillows 😂❤

[@AedanBlackheart]

Ya gotta bunker yourself to shield yourself from the shitty movies XD

[@Drak976]

@@gyromurphy That's exactly what it is I read it in the baby book and then when the pregnant Mom did it I was like ahhh you're nesting!

[@andyinwards2119]

Jay ages in reverse. Everyone else ages in fast forward

[@alexanderjakubowski5673]

Jay could pass as 28 lol

[@maxtracker2904]

It’s a “The portrait of Dorian Grey” scenario. Everyone else ages faster for Jay to remain young.

[@CluckN]

That’s why Jay started sweating when they mentioned the guy who aged 20 years 10 years later

[@wapiez123]

He also looks like the only one from the crew who works out or takes care of himself so it's hardly surprising tbh

[@forlornfuture2630]

as Jay's hair gets longer, he gets more creative with the editing

[@icu22day]

Funny mane

[@michaelbuckley8977]

A sad note for Shockem Dead, Aldo Ray was Tony the pizza shop owner. Aldo Ray was a big star who later in life took any work he could get due to his ongoing battle with cancer and needing money to cover his medical costs. This was his last role and shortly after past away in a VA hospital.

[@reikun86]

Aww :(

[@slagit]

Yeah I thought that was him and surprised the guys didn't give him a shout out. Oh well such is life and it is sad some of the rough endings of some actors...

[@Annnoura]

That's sad :( .

[@TheEchelon1619]

And Aldo Ray's son works with David Lynch. Talk about coincidences Jay...

[@slagit]

@@TheEchelon1619 Interesting...

[@unforgiven_91]

This episode is officially Nominated to be nominated for an Emmy

[@kennethbryant5819]

Let's be real, it was for the Weinstein joke.

[@xtzyshuadog]

@@kennethbryant5819 *it was all the jokes they crack wise with, see? Not just that, but that jab at ol' Weiny for sure, not to mention Mike falling down!*

[@xtzyshuadog]

@@kennethbryant5819 it was also pretty clean for a BOTW with great production value and tight editing from start to finish. Earlier episodes don't have that quality, and this one has a great Halloween theme that ties it all together to be their least trashy BOTW yet!

[@numinous2506]

You misspelled: Eh, me.

[@nickberg3630]

I'll definitely be watching this while I put the finishing touches on my lust-crazed muck monster costume.

[@21DaHoagie12]

requires a lot of GAK I bet xD

[@stephencarroll4681]

The last step is eating tons and tons of beans

[@mightymediocre3352]

Is it just going naked?

[@SpaceJockey805]

Muck MEN, my good sir. Muck MEN.

[@bennygaray46]

I'm making rawhead rex costume. I already came on a priest today.

[@nymetswinws]

The golden retriever attack scene is priceless.

[@janeeyre1990]

An adorable way to die

[@2112Relayer]

Best scene ever shown on best of the worst. I can see the director saying "I send you out to get some attack dogs and you came back with this?" Goldens just aren't blood-thirsty enough to pull this off.

[@ParadoxapocalypSatan]

Funniest scene was the bass player saying "Someday I'm gonna be somebody" WOOHAHAHA

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

@@ParadoxapocalypSatan Makes me think of W.A.S.P's "I wanna be somebody"

[@braderdman5210]

I love how Mike's boot gets more full every time he takes a drink.

[@danfuller1768]

1:04:40 "She got beheaded by a waterside" So you're saying she got Aquaslashed

[@smallbrainpodcast6727]

You can't distract me from the Jason X re:View Jay, fingers crossed it'll be the same length as this BOTW

[@quakingphear]

Reviews longer than the subjects run time are the only reviews I trust anymore.

[@digdoug9352]

I was legitimately scared that the third movie was actually "It's Pat". Well played

[@Endocrom]

They need to at least talk about how much money it made.

[@redtexan7053]

I feel like it’s only a matter of time before they dig into it for real now.

[@LordEptar]

Josh's shirt says "Vanguard" for anyone wondering. There's a bar in Milwaukee by the same name that sells those shirts.

[@Malkav65]

Thanks! I was thinking it had to be a faux black metal logo because there’s a decent chance I would’ve recognized it otherwise

[@LordEptar]

@@Malkav65 Same here, man. I was scratching my head like "what fucking band is that?"

[@legoharry100]

I thought it was Ministry solely because the Nerdy Guitarist Sex Pervert had a TSOL shirt on.

[@Muqqe]

Cheers, I thought it said Man Ham or ManoHam

[@JohnnyZenith]

I wasn't wondering and don't care, but I respect you're right to impart such information.

[@roneryanon]

Don’t mind me. Just watching an episode of Best of the Worst that made an Emmy ballot.

[@chriswalls6275]

I just want them to show a clip of this at the Emmy's.

[@pacee21]

They need to play the night of a thousand Pomeranians section

[@DomSithe]

@@chriswalls6275 I hope its the literal first line in the episode - Ooooo I am the Crap Keeper!

[@MartinBryan]

Jay is now a Emmy nominated editor!

[@MastaSquidGT5]

Is this real

[@Frostblock]

i'll just leave this here: Peeperoni Drilldo

[@KoboldGm]

1,001 Pomeranians cmon guys leaving us a lot of slack to pick up

[@ArchArturo]

@@KoboldGm Death by a Thousand Pomeranians.

[@DankMangus]

I can't believe they missed both of these opportunities

[@ArchArturo]

@@DankMangus To be fair, even I miss a lot of opportunities when drunk... And only drinking one thing!.

[@Shiftarus]

well done sir

[@STormnNormn2027]

I was really hoping they were gonna watch an “It’s Pat” triple feature.

[@Slappap]

I screamed "omg" when i saw it. I almost ran around thinking they were going to talk about it. Dang.

[@eeleyejuh1334]

you’re telling me they DONT watch it’s pay during this???? i’m furious

[@chrisdooley6468]

That would’ve been awesome lol. I can’t wait till they feature that movie. It’s going to be amazing 😉

[@sierrasam316]

“What do you get for winning Apple bobbing?” The love of your drunk dad

[@captured_agent5714]

Will my dad come back if I bob good enough?

[@albamababe]

Going a bit far with "love", I would say you'd just get "acceptance" or not the shit kicked out of you.

[@PangolinMontanari]

Marginally less resentment.

[@leenoah1]

I might be crazy, but the drunken dad looks alot like the evil fbi guy in another crapterpiece called "Meltdown" a vanity project starring and directed by an Owen Wilson clone.

[@CaptainPRESIDENT]

The Satan Killer remake: J.K. Simmons as Ball Cop.

[@vfreek4ever899]

That would be the greatest thing ever.

[@Holesale00]

That Purple Haze cover made me wanna jump into cross town traffic.

[@spidacavs45]

made me wanna take a nap in a house burning down

[@ParadoxapocalypSatan]

@@spidacavs45 Hey let me stand next to your fire

[@model101jr5]

By chance was that house painted red, and was located over yonder

[@JaydevRaol]

👍

[@theophrastusbombastusvanho849]

Gave me the catfish blues

[@hozzoh9936]

Little known fact: Alfred Hitchcock’s "The Birds" was originally going to be titled "The Pomeranians".

[@janeeyre1990]

Roar was also originally titled "Yip," for similar reasons

[@NathanDav42]

@@janeeyre1990 For some reason, visualizing the poster for ‘Yip,’ had me laughing ‘till I almost couldn’t breathe. Awesome.

[@Themissinformer]

They should have gone with the original. Would have really surprised the audience.

[@dannyboy5008]

Oddly enough, even then the film was still about killer birds attacking people.

[@paulinegallagher7821]

He could have had a fixation on those instead of birds. Stuffed Pomeranians in Norman Bates Office, Marion Crane was going to be called Marion Pomeranian

[@harretlock2734]

I really love how Mike is struggling with the boot. It's an ancient drinking glass used for drinking games in germany, and everytime it makes this funny splashy sounds, Mike would have had to buy another round. Glad he didn't know this. Otherwise none of these guys would have survived the filming of this episode unless he sold his soul to satan.

[@JaydevRaol]

😂

[@javsandarts]

Beerfest taught me how to use it

[@feebypeels2883]

@@javsandarts It's the bubble!

[@wingsandash]

They're Wisconsinites; I'm sure they're genetically geared up for drinking games.

[@barahng]

Not to be pedantic (okay I'm going to be pedantic), but the drinking boot actually originated in England and made its way to Germany in the 19th century where the military adopted the ritual of drinking an entire boot at once. It's neither ancient nor German. Edit: The Germans being German of course found a much more efficient way to mass produce the boots and that's why it caught on as a fad and later tradition

[@rox9570]

That's just how time progresses naturally in Utah, one moment you're 10 and the next you're 35

[@zairevariegata3421]

One of my friends told me that people who live in Utah usually stay here till they die and honestly if I have to stay here longer I hope I don't make 35

[@CharlieQuebec-fb6ho]

Its been 3 years. Still in utah?​@zairevariegata3421

[@zachfoster1847]

I NEED a series called, How Do We Fix This Shit? Hosted by Rich Evan's in a home improvement style setting. Please, make this a thing.

[@Hollyclown]

This comment needs to be pinned.

[@ainteasya]

No

[@CrispyB8con]

Doesn’t even need to be fixing a whole movie. I’d settle for Rich fixing bad scenes of bad movies.

[@shmunkyman33]

Home Movie Improvement, starring Film Allen

[@KS-xk2so]

I will only watch this if Mike is his Al Borlund style sidekick with a toolbelt that only holds beers.

[@rachelb4339]

Mike pouring cheap rum and vodka into a plastic cauldron while yelling “WE MUST HONOR THE WITCHES” is such a mood I can only aspire to emulate.

[@Donnelly19508]

I love how much more effort Jay puts in to editing the Halloween specials

[@tadzeohorner-chbib4765]

the pageantry is enjoyable and appreciated. It's Halloween !!! weeeeeeeeeee!

[@80swoodpanel]

He confirmed that this is his favorite episodes to edit.

[@oldblinddarby2498]

Just the sound of Rich laughing makes my day and brings a smile to my face... never change Rich.

[@ghouldishanimal]

Who is this fake Mike who felt bad for the old woman being murdered?

[@MrHendrix17]

That fall at the start really changed him

[@ParadoxapocalypSatan]

Getting sentimental in his old age

[@thedude5295]

I think it was the two gallons of lighter fluid he drank.

[@g.sergiusfidenas6650]

He truly has mellowed now that he is an old man himself.

[@captainpunk6725]

I love that Rich always has a pillow fort

[@chilboswaggins5500]

It's to dampen the sound of the farts and delay sharing the aroma.

[@AedanBlackheart]

@@chilboswaggins5500 more like sharting the aroma

[@ombiance6542]

I'm glad they picked the small skeleton at the end for Jay when in the "Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park" Halloween episode Jack thought that a small skeleton was Jay. Good consistency.

[@Fisher_Films]

Rich calling him drunktective is such an underrated joke.

[@zakkapradana7180]

That weinstein joke, haven't seen Mike laugh that hard since mama bigfoot collapsed on a log

[@chilboswaggins5500]

Reminds me of the time Bumblefoot or Tanglefoot or whatever was talking to Jack Frost in an echo lousy cave. A clip here is titled "When Mike Stoklasa Breaks".

[@leafsixx4382]

Or the poor old lady

[@HDMe2]

Jay's skeleton was so small it was a skelepound.

[@decorumlopez9147]

that would be 453 skelegrams per Jay.

[@Lishadra]

Booooo

[@Gozleone]

"I am the Crap Keeper" = Best opening line in youtube history.

[@shizzispantz]

Hello, I am one of the punks in the scene at 1:09:40. I am the guy who says "Fuck" . me and the other two were walking down va beach va when we were approached and asked to be extras. we had to meet with the production crew the next morning at like 6 am and spent almost twelve hour on this alley scene. we were only 15 years old. I carried the memory of making this movie with me for almost 15 years before I found out (through one of the other punks in the scene) that this movie did exist. At the time of filming it was untitiled.

[@tonybradley2053]

You got random pimp kill instead of ball cop? Sorry for your loss.

[@alexhardy609]

Thank you for your contribution to this terrible movie

[@fairwarning007]

How 'bout a movie about evil Pomeranians from outer space titled "Pomeraliens"? Now that's a movie.

[@linusdn2777]

That's the fifth movie in the franchise

[@ryanjones_rheios]

I thought with Piranha dna. Then you could go with "Piranharanians" or somesuch.

[@toddtangen6750]

I think you're on to something!

[@Absolynth]

Welp it's settled, we need a best of the worst spotlight episode for It's Pat. You started it RLM, now you gotta face the consequences.

[@MrHendrix17]

I think they're just getting so good at Black Spine Junka that they need something to go on top once they run out of Nukies

[@Absolynth]

@@MrHendrix17 Honestly I'm just shocked, utterly shocked that 'It's Pat' recieved a god damn bluray release lol

[@WildBluntHickok]

"Here's my review for It's Pat: It's Crap."

[@WildBluntHickok]

Rather than a spotlight just do 3 Saturday Night Live skits that were turned into movies long after they had overstayed their welcome as skits. Night At The Roxberry could be one of the other films. And did Toonces The Car Driving Cat ever get a movie?

[@AJ-HawksToxicFinger]

Jay's hair got him looking like a tiny Kurt Russell....

[@makaron9363]

Squirt Russell

[@icu22day]

Funny mane...

[@yankihuttler7555]

I see Jesus in this episode

[@marlene9620]

Cut Russel

[@GramLikesBread]

Kurtz Russel

[@than217]

Death by golden retriever cuddles is how I want to go.

[@blazesawyer7662]

Dang didn’t even realize this week was Halloween. Time flies.

[@goatgod2009]

It's cause the scariest day will be election day, Halloween is obsolete this year. Haunted houses should just have reenactments of modern politics, that would be scarier than any serial killer or monster.

[@komradekitty2607]

I put "pepperoni" into google and the top recommended search result was already "pepperoni pizza pie peephole". Good work.

[@chilboswaggins5500]

I mean Google DOES know what you watch and what other people type after watching it, so....🤯

[@TeatroGrotesco]

​@@chilboswaggins5500 Wait....are you suggesting that the info we are given has been manipulated and is inherently and intentionally biased? Shhhhhh..... They live, we sleep.

[@ak1200]

Oh, oh yeah...I fucking love Star Wars!!

[@thishandleistacken]

​@@ak1200me tooooooooooo! it broke new ground etc etc and [insert more RLM jokes here]

[@ak1200]

@@thishandleistacken AT-ST!! AT-ST!! AT-ST!!

[@Mogget01]

I legit got super excited until I realized ‘It’s Pat’ was just a gag.

[@kjkiefcakes1847]

"Well should we all take a sip at the same time?" "I'm not drinking this."

[@ahamsandwich2425]

Goddang I look forward to BOTW: Halloween edition every year. It's the best birthday present, ever. Turning 32 tomorrow.

[@natsafan]

Happy early birthday!

[@TheHockeyGuy]

I lost it when they revealed the retrievers were the killer dogs...

[@NancyFrye]

I know people are bitten by labs/retrievers every year, but...they are literally the least scary dog on the planet!😹

[@z-beeblebrox]

@@NancyFrye Even when a retriever is literally attacking, the immediate reaction is "oh look at you, you goofy boi tryin to kill me"

[@rascoehunter3608]

@@z-beeblebrox I had a package delivered to my house one day and I went outside to go get it. The delivery man was scared of my neighbor's Golden Retriever that went into my yard. He said " I don't mess around with dogs man". And I was thinking it is just a Golden Retriever, it is probably the least threatening dog on the planet.

[@fortcastellan1730]

Ah, yes, Golden Retrievers. Dogs with bites so viscous that....they are best known for carrying things in their mouth without doing the slightest bit of damage to it...

[@rascoehunter3608]

@@spunkyspaz or Beagles.

[@videoposter7532]

Speaking in Rich Evans meme language: “Vince McMahon becoming increasingly impressed.”

[@nuffwerewolf]

Captain America understanding.

[@davo100089]

Aryan child at pc gives thumbs up and nods head

[@MrWinterGuard]

Leo holding drink whilst grinning

[@davestier6247]

African American man pointing at own forehead approves

[@daystillnight]

Dirty neckbeard tipping his fedora

[@SageSimulant]

Mike on the ground had actual tears coming out of my eyes, and watching Mike drink this much is giving me actual anxiety. Thanks, Mike. You put yourself on the line for us.

[@FlimFlix]

10:32 Mike's laughing at the elderly has finally caught up to him.

[@raymondkelaita590]

Rich Evan's laugh scares my dog.

[@vikiai4241]

Animals can be highly sensitive to signs of a coming disaster.

[@KronnangDunn]

Rich Evan's scare laughs my dog

[@ARMIV4]

Understandable. Most animals tend to fear supernatural forces.

[@NathanDav42]

Is it a Pomeranian?

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

I don't believe Rich Evans has ever been to Pomerania. And don't refer to him as "it".

[@MarkLLawrence]

When "It's Pat" on Blu-Ray came out of the pumpkin I accidentally interrupted my kids on their remote classes with laughter.

[@patrickmeunier4690]

Congrats on the Emmy shortlist! Very excited and hopeful to see that Jay might get a well-deserved nod for his editing on this episode. Here's hoping our favorite hack frauds get nominated and take home at least one Emmy.

[@VileNature]

As a black metal fan I was excited to see Josh's shirt and thought I was about to discover a new group. Nope. It's just a sausage bar in Milwaukee.

[@The_Gaba_Ghoul]

I knew it!

[@kaptaink1897]

Damnit, I spent way too much time trying to find this band.

[@Radical_Rat_Dad]

I'm literally just in the comments trying to see if someone translated it, I noticed it was a sausage pentacle so didn't think it was a band, but couldn't figure out what it said

[@VileNature]

@@Radical_Rat_Dad "Vanguard"

[@Radical_Rat_Dad]

@@VileNature cheers, I got the "Van.." part, and sort of autocompleted it to that in my head, but couldn't make it out enough to be sure.

[@che_sidim]

I need a 10 hour cut of them laughing at the Weinstein joke

[@josepharsenault1083]

My favourite part of the video.

[@paulinegallagher7821]

That was hilarious. Mike is so cute and cuddly looking :)

[@saladdinzero7379]

Dar-Mike and Jay-laad! At Milwaukee, when the Rich fell! Josh, his beard wide.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Rich Evans, when the TUMS foamed.

[@matttravis5897]

My son brought you guys to my attention and you’re great. We love watching together. After watching this episode we researched Steve Calamari which actually is the lead actor Steve Sayre (drunk cop). He did go on to direct other films. Two years after “Satan Killer” he directed “Lost at Sea”, which includes a credit for “Villain” who is portrayed by cultural phenomenon and multi-billionaire Mark Cuban. Before you assume IMDb got it wrong all things including Cuban’s Wikipedia page support this claim. In 1995 Cuban was a millionaire but not yet a billionaire. I can’t find a way to watch “Lost at Sea” but I ask that you help bring this film and Cuban’s acting career to light. Hope you read this and thanks again for all the laughs.

[@chadsigmarson673]

I wish my father could speak english, I would love to bond over ugly, drunken and regrettful Mid-Westerners with him! I hope you and your son cherish your time with these lovable fatsos.... and Jay.

[@pokeguy742]

@@chadsigmarson673 not sure if the acting elite would appreciate that. Rich Evans is not ugly, he's what they call "homely". You don't tell famed Ellain Degenerate co-stars about how nasty they look on camera.

[@shitbuttpoopfuck8664]

Nice try, Mark Cuban.

[@matttravis5897]

@@shitbuttpoopfuck8664 you got me. Matt Travis is a clever anagram I came up with for Mark Cuban. Those two names have the same letters right? Wait...they don’t?

[@supasmutty4243]

@@matttravis5897 I kNoW wHaT ThAt Is!!

[@GabrielBlight]

The director "Stephen Calamari" is actually our Drunktective with the yellow shirt. I'm surprised nobody recognized him and talked about him like he was a different person, I thought they were kidding at first but it was clear that they had no idea. And if you think about it, it changes the whole context of the movie cause he was also the star, there was this whole ego angle to be explored and they completely missed it.

[@garyslackjaw]

Yeah, and to be fair it's the first vanity project were our guy isn't a body building, kung fu expert, genius, sexual deity he's a drunk sociopath. Was definitely worth a shout.

[@JaydevRaol]

😂

[@TheCulexus]

He wasn’t wearing a black tank top. How were they supposed to know?

[@gabbyprincip1575]

He looks like two completely different people when you compare the mugshot and the character in the movie, like he somehow changed his ethnicity for the role

[@g.sergiusfidenas6650]

Maybe because it is hardly a flattering character, it is odd like if he just wanted to show how miserable he feels by playing a miserable character; I can respect that a little more than all the Getevens, Mcnamara brothers, etc. of the world

[@Sweet_Pup_g]

One episode Mike should replace everyone with action figures, dolls and mannequins for a full hour of Mikes dementia manifesting.

[@Virjunior01]

And one should be a troll doll that he keeps calling "master yoda."

[@SuperPunktpunktpunkt]

They already kinda did that on half in the bag when Corona started

[@MrHendrix17]

I'm waiting on the raw footage of Wheelof he Worst 12 before Jim and Colin were CGIed in to salvage the episode

[@marvinko6610]

Mike is drinking from a Warsteiner boot. That's the brewery from my hometown in Germany!

[@lars3877]

I never know if I should be impressed by the fact that Jay knows things like a tag line resembles the one from Night of the Demons or sad, very sad.

[@Macho_Fantastico]

Is it bad of me that I love watching Mike getting slowly drunk. He's such an entertaining drunk.

[@Krobelux]

Rich couldn't drink because he's pregnant so Mike had to drink for two.

[@janeeyre1990]

My Midwestern mom thinks Mike gets mean when he's drunk. She respects Rich and his sobriety. She thinks he is a sweet boy who is incredibly practical and can see through the bullshit in any situation. Mike is a more typical Midwestern man. Rich Evans is the ideal Midwestern man.

[@waxmeltfan]

@@janeeyre1990my mommy and my daddy

[@janeeyre1990]

​@@waxmeltfan , no dad, only mom. Check your privilege, Mr. TWO Parents.

[@rotekampfflieger-dr.I]

@@janeeyre1990 Did you just assume his gender?! TRAVESTY!

[@HerrHick]

10:38 so it finally happened. Mike fell down and can't get up.

[@gbeaudette]

Bless Josh for the raising important "all chaps are ass-less" awareness.

[@JaydevRaol]

1:29:29 - Mike: "Is anyone IMDB Picture a Mug Shot"? Rich: "Harvey Weinstein" 😂😂😂

[@longlegs4588]

When Hollywood star Rich Evans plays a bit he really goes all out. That man is a national treasure.

[@CWargh63]

It's true. His picture is drawn on the back of the Declaration of Independence.

[@Im_Not_Zach]

Last time I saw Mike this drunk he was accusing Jay of killing cats...

[@space_cadet2174]

Which episode was that? Haha

[@jazzi_0453]

@@space_cadet2174 the other Halloween episode

[@Vysetron]

the RLM canon is incredibly consistent, as evidenced by Jay's tiny skeleton

[@herpmcderp7666]

rich's laugh: treasured mike's laugh: magical

[@solgaleo3497]

11:49 cherry bombs 16:52 Bleep Bloop 1 25:20 pepperonipizzapiepeephole 27:45 iminlovewithaslut 33:40 popper film 35:00 applebob 35:14 bleep bloop 2 36:12 drunk dad

[@animatrix1490]

I don't know what this list is but I've been delighted by every time stamp

[@Bozogumps]

Popper

[@reduxThe1]

This guy has made this list for himself more than anything else. I applaud you sir.

[@lokbatan]

This deserves 1K likes.

[@adhirg]

it’s a pooper film.

[@kamiccillo]

The fact that pepperoni pizza pie peep hole auto filled in during the "they really didn't, did they?" Google search made me laugh so damn hard.

[@jasondulin7376]

For anyone wondering, when they show the main character's hands shredding and doing crazy shit on guitar, it's actually Michael Angelo Batio. I wanted to be him when I was in junior high. He's still around and still really amazing in that genre of playing. Edit: Aaaand I should have known Josh would know who it was if I would have watched farther ;)

[@Manta665]

Dont mind me, I just want to see what the honorable man's brother is up to

[@sweatygarbage6969]

You mean paying 17-19 year olds to hit on HIM

[@vitaminrstudios]

1:01:58 As a non-Star Trek fan, I got that reference because I watched the "More Rich and Mike's Top Ten TNG Episodes - re:View". It's like the RLM's very own cinematic universe.

[@stevus23]

Will the universe be replacing BOTW?

[@ParadoxapocalypSatan]

I watched the whole Star Trek TNG series because of RLM and it was worth it

[@Bradofosho]

Not gonna lie I was excited for "It's Pat!"

[@Bufflehead_7]

So the ingredients for witche’s brew is: vodka, rum, sprite, ginger ale, and fruit punch. Am I forgetting anything? Planning a party this Saturday.

[@ethicalcheeze1407]

A little Hypnotic probably wouldn't hurt ;)

[@NecromancyForKids]

DIET Ginger Ale. Don't want too much sugar.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

Everything also has to be on sale, or you have to use a coupon to buy each ingredient...hack frauds don't pay full price with their own money!

[@4orehead683]

Two testicles, preferably seized by a member of law enforcement.

[@atom_gray]

pick up a bag of apples so you can play "bobbing for covid".

[@Magnuz1999]

So cool to see this great Emmy™® nominated discussion get the Emmy™® nomination. Super happy for everyone involved. Except everyone involved with the movies discussed.