Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Black Spine Plinketto

[@julesdotmp4]

seeing all the Nukie tapes in old videos, knowing their inevitable fate, is chilling

[@Floki-D.]

I miss them, but it was the right thing to do

[@nickmarkins6746]

The wall of nukie had to be put down

[@GiveSic]

I think you mean hilarious

[@marcespinoza6068]

At least one of the tapes was saved by a very wealthy person.

[@Reverend_Andrew]

I believe it's called "foreshadowing"

[@irobious3284]

I love that the last words before the funeral tape died were “there are many ways to pay for a funeral” which is just downright ominous

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

Everything was so perfectly timed to be creepy and funny that you'd think its staged.

[@Iamafishproductions]

"Our experts in Cyrodil advise you that the most economical way is to PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

[@Gatsby3737]

And it started at “Contact Clergy”

[@dougfarrell7355]

I don't think I've ever seen Rich lose it like this in a Best of the Worst before.

[@DarthLego46]

I’d like to point out it said YOUR funeral, not a funeral.

[@sovereign1160]

I love when Rich is laughing so hard he has to literally take his hat off. Like the hat is somehow constraining his ability to truly lose his shit.

[@Felrohan]

His brain needs the extra space because it's exploding

[@WildBluntHickok]

It's like when you're taking such a big shit that you take your shirt off.

[@kaydonhigginbotham]

@@WildBluntHickok on what fucking planet is this relatable????

[@DavidZMediaisAwesome]

@@kaydonhigginbotham Earth

[@Rhodair]

@@WildBluntHickok wait what? do you break into a sweat when you shit?

[@DoktorSammich]

I love how Mike blatantly calls Rich out on being a creepy sex pervert, and then votes the creepy sex pervert video for the best of the worst.

[@nathane5287]

Mike loves his friends

[@DoktorSammich]

@@nathane5287 He loves them like Hannibal loves his friends, by torturing them endlessly (except for with terrible VHS tapes and DVD's).

[@SharkLizard]

@@DoktorSammich my love language 😍😘

[@Trig242]

A "definite pervert"

[@ldmt1995]

He rigged the wheel.

[@AussieAlex4]

Rich Evans explaining Neil Breen films is possibly the highest form of entertainment yet discovered by the human race.

[@JPR3D]

He's the best at this. He has the best breakdowns. He's the best.

[@hankhill7827]

He was so excited, he overwrote Jack's existence.

[@ezekielbrockmann114]

Shakespeare, eat your heart out!

[@cattibingo]

Big galaxy brain stuff

[@quagernag]

I tagged out after that. Nothing can top that.

[@grahamharmon966]

as someone who was homeschooled in South Carolina until 10th grade, them pulling out the SCAIHS tape is up there with the strangest moments of my entire life

[@eggs_and_butter]

Yeah, kinda felt the same thing. But hey, other sc homeschoolers watching red letter media, thanks to Rich, we all have: SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-id-S

[@Amber-di4vg]

Oh my god same. I was homeschooled under PIE (Palmetto Independent Educators). I wonder if they're related.

[@murphy7801]

So in guessing it's not secular...

[@grahamharmon966]

@@murphy7801 not sure. it could be! most homeschooling families that we knew, through co-ops and other things, happened to be religious. that could just be selection bias, though.

[@ionz75]

That church in the video is so familiar but I can't get any info about where it is...

[@PurposelessRabbitholes]

Happy 100th to the best goddamn show on KZbin!

[@frankmerker630]

*program

[@mackenziemesler7882]

The best of the goddamn worst show on youtube

[@TransRoofKorean]

Second best!

[@cyruskarloff7219]

@@NicofTime... The Best hack frauds

[@barbarellacrampton7580]

whats with all the checkmark commenters on this channel

[@Crazak53]

The fact that the last line from the funeral tape is a distorted, deep voice saying “there are many ways to pay for a funeral” is amazing. It’s literally out of a creepypasta.

[@pneumaticautist9364]

Givin me blind guy in Dont Breathe vibes "anything is possible when you dont believe in God"

[@evolyn403]

that was 100% a cursed VHS tape

[@Sidecutt3]

666 upvotes, nice

[@madmanpecos]

it sounded straight out of the Walten Files

[@SardonicALLY]

The scary thing is that they tried to upsell the metal lined coffins for preservation, which is a complete waste of time and money. A scam basically.

[@TurkDaSnerk]

Neil Breen's character about the pills: "I don't need these, I'm not gonna take these anymore" I'm pretty sure that's how Neil Breen started his movie career

[@lilwyvern4]

Neil Breen not taking his pills explains a lot about the subject matter, that's for sure.

[@SolarSands]

What an amazing show

[@DogsaladSalad]

No u

[@DogsaladSalad]

@@overbiteneanderthal7370 I don't want to talk about it

[@TheSynergy40]

you should analyze the pure artistry of Neil breen movies. they are what liminal spaces would be as movies.

[@houseofleaves126]

You should analyse all 100 best of the worsts to look for secret hidden meanings

[@raven6501]

Thank you based sand

[@stemike7956]

The fact that Mike still finds Rich's laughter contagious some 20 years later means there is no over exposure to it.

[@murphy7801]

30*

[@TumchieTheScot]

Or maybe he has so much over exposure that it's overflowed back to 0

[@murphy7801]

@@TumchieTheScot I mean that would indicate that Mike has a very low number of bits in his brain.

[@Arcgateway]

It’s true love

[@SuperMeowman123]

@@murphy7801 after all the booze? its possible...

[@dunbar9finger]

Neil Breen is the only human being that would fail a Turing Test.

[@garshtoshteles]

I think anyone significantly autistic would also probably fail, something about forming a philosophy of mind rather than learning the art of the mind, a la Daniel Dennett

[@stupled]

That would be awesome to have on film.

[@just_going_mads]

@@TheFly212 have them all play the part of each player unbeknownst to each other and watch the world implode...

[@hecticscone]

@@TheFly212 incorrect. zuckerberg isn't a human

[@hayberdasher8625]

It's a fascinating combination of delusion, autism, and NPD

[@RaSkipper]

BotW Episode 1: January 2013 BotW Episode 100: April 2021 100 episodes in 100 months, never noticed how consistent RLM is at cranking out top tier content

[@g.sergiusfidenas6650]

They publish a video like every week consistently, once I got into their content years ago I was expecting to catch-up to their most recent stuff and then be starved of content for months but they are incredibly productive which is odd considering their works have a consistent quality, if anything it surprises me it took them so long to get to the milestone of one million subscribers.

[@gabbyprincip1575]

They put more effort and planning into this than Warner Brothers with their DC cinematic universe

[@ashb7]

@@gabbyprincip1575 now that is a stunningly low bar to clear

[@Ninja1Ninja2]

@@g.sergiusfidenas6650 niche target audience and no advertizing

[@WreckingWood]

Like 100th Half in the Bag going back to roots with Star Wars 7.

[@gyromurphy]

All jokes aside, I genuinely love everything these gentlemen have done over the years. They've brought us countless hours of laughter...that means everything in the world to me. Thank you Red Letter Media. You've made life slightly less crappy.

[@franciscor390]

WORD!

[@duanebarry2817]

Best of the Worst got me through the pandemic stay-at-home period in 2020.

[@JaydevRaol]

Agree

[@reservoirfrogs2177]

These guys have got me through some seriously hard times, cannot be grateful enough

[@inevitableveganfuture3915]

Everything they have done? EVEN SPACE COP?

[@AlfredSoul]

I love the fact that this special episode features three times the amount of introduction to movies they were not going to watch.

[@JNelsonArt]

Niel Breen has the emotional range of a text-to-speech app

[@MrCecil]

Or the reporter from Vampire Assassin.

[@andrewjenkins9965]

Hey now, TTS has gotten really good at expression.

[@EvaLution]

@@andrewjenkins9965 so true, it's now surpassed Niel Breen. He has the emotional range of the TTS prototype first test.

[@sledzeppelin]

His movies would be better if Vicki from Small Wonder played his roles.

[@vinceradical8910]

No More Books!!

[@TomWonderful]

I was embarrassingly hyped to see Nukie on the Plinketto board. Edit: Goddamnit

[@ZachSMarsh]

My thoughts exactly. Like I kinda expected a cop out, but am I the only one who wishes they didn’t go with another Neil Breen movie? I adore Breen, but idk

[@albajos1976]

Could eventually be inside another cover, like Spongebb

[@Blackhawks19_xx]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[@darthdank1993]

They have skyrocketed nukie vhs takes to $200 on ebay.

[@Iamafishproductions]

15:26 Rich Evans in Flashpoint (2022)

[@mellowyellow6572]

Neil Breen deciding to go off his meds might’ve been the scariest thing ever put to film

[@elevationsickness8462]

It feels like the shining

[@Endocrom]

Write what you know

[@shrillshrimp200]

They predicted that this series would devolve into grown men sitting around watching porn. It has finally happened.

[@deadboy522]

An evolutionary trajectory first bravely charted by Funhaus' Demo Disk series.

[@jadeatrophis]

It really was inevitable.

[@ApparentlyGoogledislikesmyname]

Referencing, of course, the Four Line Conics tape?

[@MortonGoldthwait]

It wasn't just porn. They watched Fateful Fi... oh wait. Yeah, you're right.

@@deadboy522 And they went full circle too, starring in some of said videos.

[@larrywalsh9939]

59:29 - "I can't believe you committed suicide. I can not believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this. How could you have committed suicide." It might come as a shock to some of you, but Neil Breen hasn't even taken acting lessons, can you believe it. I can not believe he hasn't taken acting lessons. I can not believe he hasn't taken acting lessons. How could he have done this. How could he have not taken acting lessons.

[@drpibisback7680]

It's such a strange line delivery it almost comes across like it's supposed to be Neil suspecting that the guy didn't actually kill himself. He doesn't seem angry or shocked so much as legitimately confused.

[@larrywalsh9939]

@@drpibisback7680 That's a plausible theory - the more probable one, however, is that Breen simply cannot act.

[@deadturret4049]

I cannot believe you committed suicide, its not true, its bullshit, I cannot! Oh hi mark. -Neil Wiseau

[@painovoimaton]

The performance of the computer-illiterate lady was honestly terrific and terrifying.

[@vespenegas261]

She looks like a younger version of the mom from the Requim for a dream movie. I was waiting for her to put on the red dress and roam cold streets aimlessly

[@Nebuloid1]

She looks like Frances McDormand.

[@Iamafishproductions]

She should've played Julia Garner's role in The Assistant. I would've believed it.

[@SMATF5]

There was a moment where I thought it might be some obscure arthouse film, and Jay and Josh were playing a trick on everyone.

[@FunnyLittleFella]

@@SMATF5 I'm still stubbornly clinging on to the belief it is. It's just too perfect.

[@ThePlaceholderShow]

I am the proud owner of an 'original' Fateful Findings poster. I got it from a poster sale from a local theater that played it a few years ago. I put quotes around 'original' because what Neil sent the theater was a giant picture of the poster that was clearly printed at Staples for like 10 bucks. Allegedly, from what the guy who ran the theater told me, when the theater asked in an email if they could get a poster to promote the movie, Neil said he would "loan them" one, but they would have to send it back at their own expense. They said dealing with Neil was the most aggravating experience they'd ever had, he wouldn't allow it to be played past a certain time, and the theater was forbidden from using the words 'bad' or 'funny' to promote it. Now I own it, and it's truly one of my most valued possessions.

[@gowerski]

did you get the return address?

[@lividsphincter4098]

Well of course he's difficult. He's an artist. He doesn't make "late night trash"

[@slayertakim1]

I would love to go to some midnight screening of his movies

[@GELTONZ]

@@slayertakim1 And that's the one thing Neil Breen absolutely positively does NOT allow! His movies must NEVER be shown at midnight! They're like Gremlins.

[@gunstarhero8028]

@@GELTONZ That explains Twisted Pair...

[@jtroopa]

I love that Neil Breen's picture on Wikipedia has his eyes closed in it.

[@SpawnRevenge92]

On his planet, that's how they actually see.

[@Joescotterpuss]

@@SpawnRevenge92 I can already Neil Been saying "I see more with my eyes closed than any human ever could with their eyes wide open!"

[@MTdaBlacking]

I thought you were joking...

[@kidknickers]

Eyes on Breen

[@nannite]

just further evidence that hes fully aware, and is just cashing in off this image that he has cultivated

[@frostythesasquatch]

Little did they realise that a year later, Jack Quaid himself would be forcing them to watch an Asylum movie.

[@ivazquez71]

Rich was the one that typed “gotta go bye” because the French fries were burning.

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

He needed to stay cool about fire safety.

[@seht674]

Be cool about fiiiiiiiire safetyyyy (yeah)

[@rudybernardino454]

His grandmother yelled at him for almost burning the house

[@kasperansbachhawser]

Thank God the wind blew the door open so he could throw it out in the snow

[@saladdinzero7379]

Be cooooool about fiiire safety, yeah (camera zooms in to Rich Evans’ face)

[@systemofcellsinterlinked4402]

You can tell it’s a special episode as everyone appears to have showered.

[@CWargh63]

Operative word, "appears."

[@GG256_]

And the combined b.a.c. and blood glucose doesn't hit quadruple digits.

[@supergecko28]

That first video was definitely for dudes that used those chatrooms back in the day to convince themselves they weren't talking to other dudes.

[@GeorgeFloydsSobriety]

We still got off. That was the important thing. And who are you to say they weren't all actually ex Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders there with their twin sister and feeling lonely? I believe them

[@trtx84]

Other dudes? THEY CLEARLY SAID THEY WERE LADIES!

[@Elderrion]

@@JimmyTwoTimesJimmyTwoTimes bro, so real; spending 30min downloading a 10MB zip file and praying to god no one picks up the phone and corrupt the file.

[@Jeseabell]

When I was 14 me and my friend would go into chatrooms and cyber with dudes cause we though it was funny. We were idiots.

[@RED-jg6mt]

thats big brain

[@gwynevans6440]

The Victorian Computer ghost lesbian is based on early computer pioneer Ada Lovelace who worked on Babbage's Analytical Engine. She's called Ada Byron King here, which was her married name. Anyway, I hope this information is of some comfort the frumpy woman as she loses her job and spirals into psychosis. #EyesOnBreen

[@nintendianajones64]

Did you master the art of one handed typing to make this comment?

[@wingsandash]

@@gayfakenamestine5966 I stand corrected. Very strange, I always read that she was his sister. Apparently not. Deleting my other comments.

[@gayfakenamestine5966]

@@wingsandash it's an easy mistake to make. I too, out of solidarity, will delete my aggressive comments, and clarify in another reply.

[@gayfakenamestine5966]

She was also the poet Lord Byron's Daughter (wouldn't have known this without wingsandash first suggesting it)

[@wingsandash]

@@gayfakenamestine5966 🙏

[@cheetahspot]

My favourite quote from a Neil Breen Film review: "Breen presents his ideas like a PowerPoint presentation that's missing a few slides. "

[@joshford4053]

Can't wait for episode 200 where they watch all 200 copies of Nukie in a row

[@GeorgeFloydsSobriety]

Another 8 years. The 15 day lockdowns will probably be lifting around then

[@sothatsdevintart2562]

Honestly, that isn’t a bad idea

[@SkokingProductions]

Yes! Fap fap fap

[@leminjapan]

@@GeorgeFloydsSobriety 15 days? Lucky duck. They only come in 6-week increments where I'm from

[@trtx84]

One of these days Mike's going to rip the label off a copy of Nukie and sneak it in to a Black Spine episode.

[@NameAvailable]

The subplot of Rich’s genuine passion and talent for carpentry should be developed more

[@StubenhockerElite]

Check out the new testament.

[@FearMonarch]

Id watch a twitch stream just of him in the workshop tbh

[@cannonfodder4000]

Just like jesus

[@jonathonrobinson6081]

@@cannonfodder4000 His dad was a carpenter, Jesus hung out with fishermen.

[@samr6609]

So, then Jesus is the son of Rich Evans? I'd be in for that.

[@EarlGreigh]

Please just do Nukie, Deathstalker III and Abraxas; I need to get on with my life.

[@hookedonphoenix3112]

I’ve watched Deathstalker III out of curiosity. It’s boring and it sucks. Sorry.

[@Bacteriophagebs]

I hope they never review Nukie. Not only have I seen it (twice), but it's just such a wonderful way to troll their fans.

[@Bacteriophagebs]

@@Gunbudder Don't you wake up McCauley Culkin doing that, or is he always the little spoon?

[@mrECisME]

nukie is not funny bad its just awful

[@Bacteriophagebs]

@@mrECisME I've seen worse. Much worse...

[@johnkilo3]

The real reason Rich tagged out is because they can only afford Hollywood Superstar Rich Evans for so only so many minutes per episode.

[@louisr6560]

I do believe it is because of what Mike said. Really quick thinking by him. Can you imagine what magnitude of news coverage would follow if one of the world biggest and most beloved stars was accused of being such a sex pervert? No one would talk or care about corona anymore and the virus ould spread. He probably saved millions of lives that way!

[@nicorobin3691]

@@louisr6560 ok

[@MrRipple123]

I think he was just feeling weak from all the AAAAIIIIDDDSSSSS.

[@darkpuppetlordful]

Nah we see why in this episode. His machine brain malfunctions from overuse, so his tag outs were to let it cool.

[@rzeka]

I think he... might've gotten a phone call.

[@1BlessEdYou]

It took 100 episodes for me to realize that Neil Breen's 'film career' is his elaborate way of camouflaging a history of Google searches for "ways to make it look like my neighbor commited suicide".

[@IcarusTyler]

"Basic Computer Literacy" sounds like a Troy McClure film. "Hey there little Timmy! Did you know your computer is made of SAND? Don't you feel less scared now?"

[@sandersonmcdonald9124]

You may remember me from such films as "How to Have Cybersex on the Internet" and "Arranging Your Funeral (What Really Happens)"

[@santiagoo.6172]

When I grow up I’m going to bovine university!

[@jakewebb3073]

I miss Phil Hartman. You just made me lol, so thanks for reminding me of a fond part of my childhood I had forgotten

[@dr.juerdotitsgo5119]

"Mr. McClure, you're hurting me"

[@mantisgreen]

"Like a rock, they're silicone." Lmao, the girls in that video are hilarious.

[@Tetragrammaton22]

@@KrillLiberator That's not the line and it's not a euphemism. If you had only one phone line into your house any time someone would call it would disconnect your dial-up connection. It was a dark time before broadband.

[@gyroscope915]

@@Tetragrammaton22 its a joke bud It's not a euphemism, but it would make a great one. Take the stuck out your ass and calm down

[@ronanmccann7848]

Silicone? We can make some Random Access Memory out of that!

[@yurifairy2969]

Those girls were fucking troopers

[@peachfish7367]

Likely ​@@yurifairy2969

[@westonsage5333]

On the 100th anniversary episode, 5 men sit in a room and watch vhs tape porn. Then proceeded to review the tape like Greek philosophers.

[@attackedbysnakes3640]

"the shot composition on this softcore porno could be better"

[@Holesale00]

"i guess he got a phone call" this cuts deep as a child of the 90s so very deep.

[@Thanatos2k]

Sometimes if you picked up the call and hung up really fast the modem connection wouldn't drop. Unfortunately the person would often just call again.

[@trekadam30]

No, sweetie, it means he finished & hung up, to go wash off. LOL!

[@HMJ66]

@@trekadam30 Exactly what I was thinking - he didn't get a phone call, either he nutted or his mum just walked in

[@ashley_and_the_final_girls]

"Basic Computer Literacy": the 'Shining' sequel we all probably secretly wanted.

[@Iamafishproductions]

A better Shining sequel than Dr. Sleep

[@ShoRyuBarbie]

More like the long awaited sequel to "Safe Crossing: An Egg-cellent Idea!"

[@CourtneyCoulson]

How did that not get best of the worst? Honestly, what a masterpiece.

Boy do you wanna get sued!

[@Samwyze]

I unironically love black spines, because I genuinely enjoy surprises.

[@derekjay.s]

Back to the shire with you!

[@blackscreenstories3704]

You know who else liked black spines? ..betty hill...😂

[@Nutmegowns1]

im pregent and it's yours

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

If your ideal surprise is a strangers weird homemade sex tape, then I can see why black spines appeal to you 😂

[@ashley_and_the_final_girls]

"We'll give it a chance, maybe there's a storyline." I always appreciate your misplaced confidence, Jay.

[@niksimmons4448]

We all need a buddy like that.

[@Madhijz]

The Neil Breen wikipedia page gets updated every time these guys mention him

[@thegamer3240]

The tag out was the highest production effect they've ever made

[@maximpeshkov3377]

Don't forget hologramm of Rich Evans, that they keep using.

[@trtx84]

*MASHES TRAP HORN*

[@MiniMackeroni]

@@maximpeshkov3377 Honestly, I'm just so impressed with how well they synthesized his voice. The fact that his laugh is so authentically Rich Evans proves that true AI exists.

[@maximpeshkov3377]

@@MiniMackeroni It's Troy Baker, silly.

[@Krayne95]

At 32:40 When Jay and Mike said "This is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen" almost everyone is very suspiciously crossing their legs. I think it's safe to say the film moved them all in some way.

[@talonhammer]

Only Josh has the self control to not need to cross his legs at that moment

[@Roidgy]

i've never noticed this and you've ruined my life

[@countvondutchessofwestmoor3974]

holy shit that is gold

[@cipher_db8992]

I don't know why, but the cut back to the cyber-sex girl watching "Four-Line Conics" while the generic synth music played killed me.

Great editing all along this episode.

[@28Pluto]

I took a screenshot and made it my desktop image.

[@EdgeRatedR007]

The Neil Breen cut was even funnier.

[@cipher_db8992]

@@kaizokujimbei143 I wonder if putting the "You have pushed the wrong button" devil animation on the screen was too much of a low-hanging fruit.

[@D0NU75]

I can't get the tune out of my head, anyone knows the name of the synth music?

[@nanasglass]

Jay Bauman will go down as one of the greats of editing

[@AddeDaMan]

Agreed!

[@Psilocybin77]

He keeps getting better. He rivals even Lucas.

[@atom_gray]

this was a new level for sure.

[@JamieSwitzer]

that user pic of yours is pretty great.

[@nanasglass]

@@JamieSwitzer TY :)

[@trtx84]

That tape dying in real time was some of the most fascinating BotW I think we've ever had.

[@Dorian-_-Gray]

The most BotW joke here though is Plinketto, where Mike says "let's find out which one of these _film_ we're gonna watch" (emphasis mine)

[@bigbakaboon]

I doubt there's actually a lot of recordings of tape finally dying, so that was a beautiful thing to see. There's an episode of radiolab where they're talking about a composer who loops analog tape to make music. And then one his tapes die. I'd recommend listening to it. Let me find it. www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/radiolab/segments/161756-everythingnothing

[@Thanatos2k]

If only they knew some VCR repairmen

[@I3rigand]

The Tagout is the most innovative development in Red Letter Media gimmickry since Junka and I would love to see it make a comeback in the future.

[@ohnoanotherputz]

What I respect most about Neil Breen is that he doesn't even get a haircut when he goes to make his movie.

[@DH-pz7bc]

He should cut his own hair so he can credit himself doing Hair and Makeup.

[@hyche_-6790]

Neil breen is a dedicated man, 100% of the budget goes to stock footage and buying booze and cheap hot dogs as payment for the actors

[@TweakaliciousTV]

RLM "Oops! All Gimmicks!" is something I've wanted for a long time.

[@kiddiedeathpool]

It's like when they finally came out with Crunch Berry cereal!

[@ElectroNukeMods]

I honest to god felt tears streaming down my face as I witnessed the funeral tape’s slow, fluctuating demise. I was literally watching a VHS tape progressing through the five stages of grief. Happy 100th episode, fellas.

[@ghouldishanimal]

it was like The Caretaker's discography in video form

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

It was so perfectly timed. My lungs nearly gave out. It died in our arms together.

[@NoUploadJustComment]

@@ghouldishanimal More like The Disintegration Loops.

[@BrookeK92]

Shoutout to Ada (the old timey lady from the computer video) that girl was a revolutionary mathematician who created some of the earliest programing algorithms for Charles Babbage's analytical engine. She's essentially the mother of computer programming.

[@bwill325]

Babbage wasn't her dad, but yes it is interesting history. The Information by James Gleick covers it very well.

[@samhayday6640]

Her dad was Lord Byron, the poet!

[@johncarter7264]

...thought you meant the lady from the internet sex tape for a second...

[@ashleycraig8223]

@@johncarter7264 so did I, very confusing till I realized

[@AntLeonardi01]

Nerd

[@Maladath]

The soft porn aspect of the first tape is definitely the full, supple sound of that mechanical keyboard. Nerds have been chasing that dragon of the perfect key switch ever since.

[@sledzeppelin]

I got some yellow switches in from Amsterdam. Top shelf. PM me.

[@Albtraum_TDDC]

@@sledzeppelin you sound like an honest drug dealer sir.

[@fermiLiquidDrinker]

@@Albtraum_TDDC a good mechanical keyboard is a high no drug can emulate (aside from LSD and MDMA combined)

[@nekro5342]

@@fermiLiquidDrinker it's almost impossible to go back to a regular one after the machine gun joy of a mechanical keyboard.

[@ogle777]

26:29 Most erotic part of that tape

[@FatTomato]

Man, that Nukie bait-and-switch was heartbreaking...

[@tjzambonischwartz]

Don't tell me you didn't see it coming.

[@hellking36]

@@tjzambonischwartz yea but you hate to see it

[@tjzambonischwartz]

@@hellking36 you're complaining that we got a work of Neal Breenius instead?

[@bigbakaboon]

same I was actually mad for a minute

[@rokulus7910]

It gave us the last ten minutes of Fateful Findings. My heart sang with joy.

[@TheVolgun]

Ok, so … I need a "Steve Boosheemy" shirt, now. Thank you.

[@BoredGhostInk]

I got you, I’ve been needing t-shirt designs to make anyway 😎✨

[@blackfang06]

He looks more like ProJared, also a man known for looking and being creepy.

[@maltesefalconpunch2804]

Love your stuff, mate

[@CrazyPangolinLady]

Bushimi

[@theparagonal]

@@Absolutely_Nobody Doesn't make him not creepy.

[@mwigle]

Four Line Conics: First BAFTA awarded film on Best of the Worst.

[@tivvy2vs21]

Really that's interesting

[@iwanheath1107]

Best Specialised Film 1963. Nominated but lost best animated

[@quarterburnt]

@@iwanheath1107 oh we don’t say “lost”. We say “nominated” as if winning the same as horse shoes and hand grenades.

[@yurifairy2969]

that is fascinating it was probably a technological marvel back in the day

[@s13works]

The "you have to stop" step-daughter lecture scene in Fateful Findings is one of the most uncomfortable scenes in any media ever.

[@clintronious]

THE CONFETTI SPECIAL EFFECTS ARE FANTASTIC! It must be that Canadian craftsmanship.

[@theheebs100]

im sorry, special effects?

[@BigTeo]

That funeral tape may have been the best horror comedy segment of all time. What a simultaneously creepy and hilarious time.

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

The best horror comedy since Evil Dead 2.

[@TheDegradingSeeker]

It's exactly what analog horror is built on. I loved it!

[@tadzeohorner-chbib4765]

"you picked a winner Jay, unless it's something disturbing and creepy..." I haven't laughed like that in a long time

[@hjalfi]

I really hope that they upload the entire DVD recording somewhere.

[@billhicks8]

As someone who works in the funeral care industry, I'm glad they captured _exactly_ what the job is like

[@vultan2000]

I don’t know if it was deliberate, but the reference to Frankenstein while looking at the representation of computing pioneer Ada Byron-King aka Ada Lovelace was onscreen was a great connection. Ada was the daughter of Lord Byron, poet and friend to Percy Shelley and his wife Mary Shelley. And Byron was present on the night Mary Shelley presented her story on a stormy night on Lake Geneva.

[@Eisenwulf666]

well spotted.

[@TheZigzagman]

The same Lake Geneva shoreline that bore witness to the Montreux casino fire which was immortalized in the song "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple, longtime friends and collaborators with Edgar Winter, whose eponymous group wrote the song "Frankenstein." Coincidence?

[@vultan2000]

@@TheZigzagman Yes 😃

[@DirtaDawg420]

I can’t believe it’s only been 100 episodes! This series is the most consistent in quality out there.

[@superdog4343]

“Four Line Conics” has a BAFTA award in case anyone was curious about its public reception

[@NathanMaybe]

I honestly thought you were all making this up

[@seid3366]

“You have 1 money and no camera” can be a nice metaphor for “You have the vision but no main idea.”

[@TransRoofKorean]

[when you're reading the comments before watching the show and you see quotes like this]

[@MrMangaman1]

Why can't I have no money and 1 camera

[@seid3366]

@@MrMangaman1 What are we? Movie haters?

[@madmanmortonyt4890]

Niel Breen recorded Fateful Findings using his imagination.

[@esotericVideos]

3:10 Rich references Jack Quaid and Steve Buscemi. So everybody should get hyped for the next BotW ep featuring Steve Buscemi!

[@Blackfireproduction1]

Who's Steve Buscemi? Rich was clearly talking about Steve Boucheimie

[@jakemarley8977]

No no no he was talking about Steve BoooSheeemmeee 🤣 😂

[@bryal7811]

This episode had it all! Cyber sex, Rich mis-pronouncing things and hating himself, the zombified corpse of the old wheel, the theme music for Canadian special effects masters Colin and that scottish guy, freeze frames, Conics, the devil, SCAAAAIIIIITHSSS, "me personally" Nukie and more! I've already arranged by funeral...

[@nmc1642]

Just wish Jim and Colin made a special appearance. Jim wearing the American flag jacket to be precise.

[@moisheshucklegruber2982]

a doctor who evidently wears a cheap plastic friendship bracelet he got from some kid as a child despite it being 10 and 40 years since he saw that kid

[@Puerco-Potter]

@@dilan-jay I like Josh humor, it's the same with Jack, you can say whatever you want, but they two make the best set ups for the other three jokes. Also the editing as always make them funnier.

[@LindsayWashburn]

I saw all those Nukie tapes and I thought to myself, “they’re not gonna do it”.

[@josephnewberry9290]

Yep. It was just a matter of how they'd get out of it.

[@ManOutofTime913]

Nope. Gotta save that for the final episode.

[@atom_gray]

mark my words, they're going to buy the rights to Nukie if they haven't already...

[@noneyabusiness6439]

i think if we send more nukie tapes eventually they will.

[@sednoid]

I thought they were going to pull out a different tape from the case. Or just blatantly cut to them watching something else.

[@harrisonzima3460]

8 years, 3 months, 4 days ago the first Best of the Worst episode aired. And in all that time, despite how much the world has changed, these guys are doing the same thing. And its still the best thing on the internet. Here's to 100 more episodes of Best of the Worst. 🥂

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

I swear to God red letter media has such a cursed quality. It's like they deliberately made it so it's hard to remember which parts your mind made up. That bit where they smashed the Wheel again and Rich lamented is like watching a playback of a fever dream

[@icwells]

Neil Breen's lack of self awareness is one of the most amazing things ever.

[@futonrevolution7671]

As one reviewer put it, Breen seems aware, but not self-aware. He knows which bits people love, like "NO MORE BOOKS", but he doesn't know *why* they love those bits. "People respond well to Cyber Time-Traveling Alien Jesus, and quote what I say in that role, so that's obviously the best way to spread my message and change the world for the better. A world without lawyers, politicians, and insurance agents."

[@vde1846]

He has to be a high functioning autist, he just has to.

[@AH-xt4xi]

lack?

[@dlvnmedia]

I kinda wish The Room had kept its vampire subplot because those two together would be so amazing that the universe could possibly tear itself apart in self defense

[@futonrevolution7671]

@James Winland If you record yourself, screaming a poorly-worded manifesto, surrounded by women several decades too young for you and the corpses of everyone you see as minions of The Man, the general public isn't going to be terribly interested in your message.

[@GP1138]

When they all left Mike at the table at the end and he started muttering drunkenly, I was hoping that there was another ten minutes left in the episode of just him by himself.

[@Iamafishproductions]

I thought it would pick up on the old plot point from season 2 that all of BotW is just Mike drunkenly talking to himself and imagining that he has friends.

[@woozertoo]

I was getting the end of Godfather Part II vibe.

[@johnarbuckle2619]

@@woozertoo The end of Godfather III would be a better fit.

[@woozertoo]

@@johnarbuckle2619 LOL, true enough.

[@TheModernMartialArtist]

Definitely my most watched channel on YT. Congrats guys, and thanks for all the laughs!

[@FPSCarrbrook]

This is the crossover I've always wanted without knowing it. What the fuck even?

[@codybishop7526]

These are the OG’s of modern KZbin comedy

[@frankcasella423]

These hack frauds make long videos, so it's not hard

[@samnovak1237]

This channel is literally my background noise for working around the house

[@jake_Mondays]

I'm a fan too but you people make me cynical

[@RavelLopez]

Jay's editing never fail to impress. I love these guys

[@kla4600]

As President of the Bank, I and other insurance companies are glad they finally got around to Fateful Findings.

[@StudioHappyboy]

But isn’t that IMORAL?

[@gearsoverdusk7303]

BuT iSn'T tHaT iLLeGaL?!?!

[@vinciere3594]

There are very few things more genuinely unsettling than Neil Breen's facial servos attempting to emulate a human "smile". Congrats on 100 guys!

[@EvaLution]

It's genuinely horrifying and now the stuff of my nightmares

[@steveharvey2102]

Rlm's botw? I kinda like it. There's some potential there.

[@mikemike1317]

I love that it’s kind of just agreed upon by a large portion of the KZbin community that this is the greatest channel on KZbin

[@AngryB4ker]

It's incredible how Rich Evans can single-handedly be a laugh track all by himself

[@TheTsalop]

Imagine Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau, the two greatest actor/writer/directors, collaborating to create their own version Face/Off... It would be movie history.

[@AirTails]

I think Tommy wiseau is too aware of his reputation now...everything he's done since The Room is him sincerely trying to be funny, and failing. If we're talking Wiseau in his prime though, if they could overcome the inevitable battle of their uncompromising egos, then it would indeed be a spectacle for the ages

[@g.sergiusfidenas6650]

@@AirTails Yeah, Neil Breen is the true enigma, if that guy is self-aware he got to be even more of a genius than the characters he plays but I think it is impossible for someone to be as deluded as he seems to be and still be an otherwise functional human breen, he got to know, his whole persona got to be a character, if so he created the impossible, a series of manufactured shit movies that look spontaneous.

[@D0NU75]

throw Derek Savage in the mix just for sheer chaotic

[@Danrozen]

”Ha-ha-ha. What a story, Neil. So anyway, how’s your sexlife?” ”I want his Face... O-Oh, hi Mark!” Guranteed success!

[@caiosoares2834]

@@D0NU75 he will be the Doomsday to their Batman V Superman.

[@sarahl701]

"Don't do it lady!" Always love to see Mike pleading with the women onscreen to not take their clothes off

[@ztkga]

it's the mirror image of "why isn't this women doesn't do STRIPTEAS!" of cinema sins.

[@alexsilva28]

@@ztkga Rich is that you?

[@barbarellacrampton7580]

I love how he makes molestation and r@pe jokes but draws the line at women taking their clothes off

[@Tetragrammaton22]

It was actually Jack who is the first one to do that. From Killer Eye, when he says "not for this movie."

[@POSTELVIS]

What a wonderful 100 Episode special, it had everything: Neil Breen, An unknown surreal VHS tape, Rich Evan's mental breakdown, Off-topic discussion, Tape Breakage, Black Spines, the wheel getting destroyed, Mike being contrarian towards the best pick...FUCKING NUKIE! Bravo!!

[@drxela123]

1:05:26 - woman scoops drugs out of the toilet to take. All at once: Rich - Oh NOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOO! Jack - No, no, no, no no. No! Jay - Don't Do It! Josh - She's going to do it. Oh, she's going to do it. Mike - DO IT!

[@leavingmythoughtsinthecomm7586]

It sums up their personalities perfectly

[@williamross7500]

SO... I used to skip BOTW videos where Mike and Jay weren't both in the group discussion. But thank God I changed my ways... I've learned that every member of this crew plays off each other so well and whoever edits the videos brings their own comedy when putting everything together. I can't tell you how much I love this channel.

[@shelbyvillerules9962]

Still miss Jay’s input tho

[@franciscor390]

Zelda Best of the Worst.

[@williamross7500]

@@franciscor390 I don't know why but I feel like Mike would hate it and Jay would be indifferent

[@Puerco-Potter]

@@jonsmith5058 jack have great ideas and make great set ups, he just doesn't land the punchline, but then someone else makes a second punchline and everything is great. I actually enjoy Jack episodes more, they always have gems with the lows. When jack is not there the quality is more uniform and without so many pick. Also Jay really laughs with Jack Humor what makes it more enjoyable

[@frankmerker630]

you were missing out, some of the best episodes are the ones without Mike and just Jay, especially the dinosaur one, dangerous men, ryans babe, and probably others. Mike did have Blood Debts though

[@TheBigJordanT]

“You have pushed the wrong button” -The Devil Happy 100th twas a Fateful Finding

[@voltijuice8576]

Alas, that was not the Whopper button!

[@gzz8551]

I can’t believe you committed suicide. I CANNOT believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this? How could you have committed suicide?

[@Klngmaker]

I can’t believe you wrote this comment. I CANNOT believe you wrote this comment. How could you have wrote this? How could you have wrote this comment?

[@gzz8551]

@@Klngmaker I can’t get you out of this one. Goodbye my friend.

[@unhomme643]

@@gzz8551 no more booookkssssss, now let’s fuck.

[@Suko120]

I'm feeling. less. stable.

[@thelegendofthedogfacedwoma3708]

It's like he's talking to a kid who skipped school. I CAN'T believe you committed suicide!

[@Itsgriffeys]

“There are multiple ways to pay for a funeral.” In a warped deep tone as the tape fully dies; truly terrifying

[@toffotin]

Neil really seems mildly disappointed that his friend killed himself. Great performance.

[@kaykutcher2103]

I'd also be mildly disappointed.

[@frankmerker630]

he's secretly suspicious that the wife did it. He's just putting up a front. Brilliant work

[@sirhenrymf]

He sounds like he’s scolding a cat

[@Gally912]

With the writer/friends step child arc, I feel like Neil finally got around to watching californication

[@0ptimuscrime]

“I can’t get you out of this one, Jim.”

[@evertvasterlund4034]

As a Swede, hearing Rich Evans explain the plot to Neil Breen's Fateful Findings while the national anthem plays in the background has been one of the most powerfully patriotic moments of my life. Happy hundredth, boys, from the old, free north!

[@evertvasterlund4034]

It begins at about 1:00:10 and continues on for a couple of minutes. It's an unusual, fast, baroque-style arrangement, so couldn't quite figure out why I recognised it at first, but sure, it's "Du gamla du fria". I suppose it's part of some free music library.

[@evertvasterlund4034]

No problem! Sure it was composed later, that's why I thought this version was weird. Yet, catchy, and it retains that certain regal quality which is necessary when accompanying Rich Evans' famous soprano.

[@subcomjc79]

Åh herregud. Du har rätt. Vilken fredag. 100 avsnittet av BOTW. Rich förklarar handlingen till en neil breen film med "du gamla du fria". Och allt detta medans jag har min "dick the birthdayboy" t-shirt på mig. Skål!

[@vde1846]

Wow, hörde det inte alls själv lol.

[@emmanelson4525]

realized that when rich laughs hard it's like he's trying to squeeze it out of his body

[@Rhodair]

or it's squeezing itself out whether he wills it or not

[@SkandiaAUS]

Ricky Gervais used to say the same thing. That he had all this air in his lungs and he was going to burst unless you got it out.

[@Jthinkss]

The way the word 'Boosheemy' hits Mike when Rich says it is hilarious.

[@flxsemi]

seeing neil breen smile as they were dying was comedy genius

[@LukeCorreia]

i think rich might have gotten a phone call

[@queenquack6526]

It's you. Narrator funny guy. Nice to see you're a human of culture as well.

[@TheInfestedPest]

It’s Lumpy.

[@danielurenamora1869]

is just me or rich lost weight???

[@Malouco1]

Luuuuuuke

[@matthewthewthew]

RICH HAS BEEN DRINKING

[@jazz-a-lopium8090]

Wow, it finally happened: I got an ad for diabetes medicine on an RLM vid... Thanks for all the laughs gentlemen, here's to another 100! 🥳

[@fiveswords]

Was it the one that has taint necrosis as a known side effect?

[@CosmicMirageGhost]

All I get are Star Trek ads...

[@nopenoperson8964]

I always get ads for alcohol while watching RLM videos... I don’t drink.

[@graphicsgod]

I got one for AAAAAAIIIIIIIDDDDSSSSSS!!

[@Misadventures_85]

- reading the titles of each tape on the Wheel [1:28] - Rich spins the Wheel [5:50] - Mike bullies Rich and his hard work [6:24] - watching the first tape (How to Have Cyber Sex) [7:06] - Josh picks the first Black Spine Tape [8:38] - watching Four Line Conics [9:16] - Rich picks the next Black Spine Tape [9:50] - watching Basic Computer Literacy [10:20] - Jack picks the third Black Spine Tape [11:01] - watching Monsters of Rock and Roar [11:42] - Mike picks the next Black Spine Tape [12:17] - the gang says NOPE! to SCAIHS. lol [13:36] - a blank Black Spine Tape [13:42] - watching Arranging a Funeral [14:09] - a festival of Nukie(s) on Plinketto [14:25] - Josh drops the ball [15:19] - Rich submits a cinematic masterpiece directed by Neil Breen [15:27] - pure art as directed by The Breen [15:52] - a wonderful analogy about Mount Everest [16:41] - discussing How to Have Cyber Sex [19:02 and continues at 20:35] - discussing Four Line Conics [33:03] - watching Basic Computer Literacy and Rich gives a recap [35:05] - theories about The Shining [42:06] - Monsters of Rock and Roar name cameo. lmao [46:24] - watching SCAIHS [46:55] - watching Arranging a Funeral [50:17] - Rich's master class of a recap of Fateful Findings [55:51] - discussing Fateful Findings [1:04:13] - "choosing" The Best of the Worst [1:17:02] - a bit more of Fateful Findings [1:19:05]

[@StockpileThomas1]

Nice 👍 thanks mate

[@oliviawarren778]

Truly doing the lords work

[@spinecho609]

Christ died for this

[@BlueChameleon01]

When Ada Lovelace's ghost isn't even in the top 100 weirdest things in a Best of the Worst episode, you know it's a good one. Happy century, guys.

[@timbeaton5045]

And I bet Ada Lovelace could probably have explained the video on Conic sections to the RLM team.

[@gwenivercall]

seriously, forget about the topless women (who were kinda funny, joking about their boobs and keyboard covers and whatnot) I was most offended by the terrible costume on Ada Lovelace, where you can clearly see a zipper up the back! Although she would have been offended by everything else in her segment, I guess.

[@nwahnerevar9398]

@@gwenivercall I was annoyed that she didn't have an English accent myself

[@RushAndPush]

@@gwenivercall it’s not even period accurate

[@PangolinMontanari]

Also wizards

[@DinoSpect_]

Funny how the most natural line Neil Breen has ever said in his films is "I don't need these. I'm not gonna take these anymore" 1:05:10

[@jukeboxfandango]

just goes to show you, stick with what you know

[@Martin-xd4jl]

It's the fact that it's the most natural line I've ever heard him deliver, but that also includes all his 'behind the scenes' stuff.

[@simrani8032]

he wasnt acting there

[@josephdevon6068]

It’s possible he might need treatment for manic episodes. Maybe. But he seems fine really nothing alarming at all in his videos.

[@Hablmet]

@@simrani8032 I reckon a time traveling lizard like Neil Breen needs to be able to act well even outside movies

[@carrito1981]

A tape glitches out. Jay: "That might've been the most exciting thing in my entire life". Thank you for all the shows over the years RLM!

[@videobob92]

The computer Satan saying "You have pushed the wrong button" really reminds me of a Pilotredsun video

[@tylerhughes4223]

Holy shit I was thinking of exactly the same thing ! Even the music is ridiculously similar to his style

[@zion9575]

Same

[@drpibisback7680]

​@@tylerhughes4223 That video seems like it could have been a formative discovery for a young pilotredsun, it's so reminiscent of his style.

[@GordonTheHat]

Rich laughing at mass suicide is the happiest I've been in weeks. Thank you, Hack Frauds. Here's to another 100 episodes.

[@DieForDethklok11]

i want a loop of topless 90s woman watching math animations to synth music as a screensaver or something

[@DavidZMediaisAwesome]

absolutely

[@murphy7801]

But put Tron legacy sound track to it

[@tristan8940]

VDJs at clubs better slip that one in

[@arfived4]

I love the nudity in Neil Breen films. The audience get to see a naked back, while Breen gets to see everything.

[@arfived4]

@@VicePresidentKamala He's a creepy guy with a bunch of money, and access to aspiring, much younger, and probably slightly desperate, actresses.

[@arfived4]

@@VicePresidentKamala No, I'm accurately describing Neil Breen.

[@GeorgeFloydsSobriety]

@@VicePresidentKamala Neil Breen isn't like a maleFeminist because he isn't trying toRape anyone

[@GeorgeFloydsSobriety]

@@arfived4 So you are saying women have no independent thought or ability to make choices when they see a man with money? You have some warped views on people.

[@arfived4]

​@@GeorgeFloydsSobriety No. I'm suggesting that Neil Breen is i) a creepy guy, ii) has a bunch of money, and iii) has access to aspiring, slightly desperate actresses. Anything else you're reading in, and that's on you, poppet.

[@cornbredx]

In this Neil Breen film none of the women wear a bra. Neil breen really likes having scenes where he has a press conference to let everybody know he's taken care of all the problems.