"I'm having a difficult time moving that chair." "The bag is too heavy, I can't hold onto it." sounds like the player character narration from a 90s adventure game when you click the wrong things.
@richardball58439 ай бұрын
“Read my lips…I…can’t…pick…that…up.”
@charlfoo8 ай бұрын
I can't carry anymore. I am overburdened.
@toxicchipmunk1348 ай бұрын
Indeed, that is what it would say.
@BunnLilah10 күн бұрын
I don't know how to "pick up chair"
@dustierwand2 жыл бұрын
Collin was so shocked by this movie that he didnt even say a thing this whole episode
@xephachi Жыл бұрын
@@kerouac7777 rewatch the episode again you clearly missed Collin dressed up as baby bink
@SuperCaleb360 Жыл бұрын
That explains why Collin never told Mike about his participation in Jason X
@nengelen Жыл бұрын
😄
@kubli365 Жыл бұрын
@@Pocketrocket-pj1us behind one of the white letter papers
@Tom-cw3sx Жыл бұрын
I. iTunes vtvt buy rj r
@Dancyrobot10 күн бұрын
Just came back to read the description for no reason at all. Certainly not because of another RLM video that references the description made me laugh so hard I almost choked. - Krebs Gorlon
@xtzyshuadog10 күн бұрын
*RLM's "Impressions" video* leaving its mark on human history, 2025 seemed to be a bit scary in January but content like this will see us through perilous, trying times.
@milkitea6692 жыл бұрын
My husband just came into the room thinking our newborns were crying. It was just the sound of Rich Evans dying of laughter.
@jaytravis24872 жыл бұрын
I often use BOTW videos to fall asleep to but sometimes I'll get woken up by Rich's cackling.
@matthewmishley84572 жыл бұрын
Rich makes it hard to watch any video he is in without headphones. Especially in public. Lots of strange looks if you try.
@AdesteFidelis2 жыл бұрын
You guys have to adopt Rich Evans now.
@pixadavid2 жыл бұрын
The beautiful melody of Rich Evans laughter will lull that baby to sleep
@E-Chap2 жыл бұрын
@@jaytravis2487 Rich's laugh has woken me up many a time. Nothing better than waking up from a dead sleep in my dark room, hearing a manic cackle coming from my dimly lit laptop.
@quadabyte89332 жыл бұрын
It makes you think about how grounded and consistent a Neil Breen movie is.
@RyanReenBattikh2 жыл бұрын
Breen is fucking Citizen Kane when compared to this
@tre39612 жыл бұрын
@@RyanReenBattikh lmfao im dead i cant breathe
@BaronVonQuiply2 жыл бұрын
Where ARE you?
@CrazyCrethon2 жыл бұрын
So this is 3.6 Neil Breens out of 5...not great, not horrible?
@WontonTV2 жыл бұрын
It makes you appreciate Demon Cop and Ryan's Babe
@SirOranginaa10 күн бұрын
Who is back here after Morgan Freeman's beautiful reading of the video description?
@olavisalomaa10 күн бұрын
Me. It made me wanna watch this whole review again
@RafaelKB10 күн бұрын
me!
@fantmax110 күн бұрын
Morgan freeman brought me here. I've never heard anyone talk so fondly of a film.
@rykers29 күн бұрын
Me
@LeoRikimaru9 күн бұрын
I wanted to see what tripped him up. lol
@nickfield15692 жыл бұрын
Rich Evans is like a grizzled cop who's seen it all and no longer cares. But then suddenly a new inexplicable serial killer, in the form of the movie "After Last Season", appears and rejuvenates him
@ammosophobia2 жыл бұрын
He *is* a Space Cop, afterall ...
@VM-hl8ms2 жыл бұрын
"alright, this is the last case and i'm retired", he thinks to himself.
@tristan89402 жыл бұрын
"What's in the (VHS) box?!"
@numbersix94682 жыл бұрын
i like any comment that talks about Rich Evans
@jakek17352 жыл бұрын
Rich is John Wick, and After Last Season just killed his dog
@THATGuy56542 жыл бұрын
If the film ended with the scene zooming out until it's revealed that everything took place in a bizarre origami structure being built on a table by a semi-catatonic person in a mental institution, I might declare it art.
@jaytravis24872 жыл бұрын
I too would declare thusly.
@Nobody-hc2bo2 жыл бұрын
I concur
@matthewmishley84572 жыл бұрын
💯
@Aaron-mj9ie2 жыл бұрын
I misread your post at first and thought thet's actually how it ended for a moment there. I was like, "Brilliant!"
@daveimus87162 жыл бұрын
If you were around for production, you would have single handedly turned this into an award winning indie film on that premise alone.
@AnvilPro1002 жыл бұрын
"My friend's never seen a movie and I'm independently wealthy" is the best possible backstory for this movie
@Starving_Wolf2 жыл бұрын
After Last Season feels like a movie from an alternate dimension where something horrible has happened. Something cataclysmic, that changed the course of mankind. The event is never discussed, all mention of it forbidden, but still permeates through every scene. This movie was never meant for our world. It shouldn't be here.
@Eightsixseven232242 жыл бұрын
This is actually the best and most coherent film to come from this alt timeline
@todd83982 жыл бұрын
Was the cataclysm that Georges Melies was never born, so modern film theory never developed?
@CyberPhoenix0012 жыл бұрын
DO NOT IMAGINE THE EVENT HAPPENING AGAIN! IT WILL CAUSE DISTRESS! THE EVENT IS IN THE PAST! 😏
@saltech34442 жыл бұрын
@@CyberPhoenix001 Blessed be the Regulations.
@lucamckenn59322 жыл бұрын
Liminal Spaces: the movie.
@hiten_style2 жыл бұрын
Every time they cut to Colin from Canada holding his beer, I couldn't help but notice how much older he looks.
@heatherperleberg78162 жыл бұрын
Time passes twice as fast in Canada
@FlymanMS2 жыл бұрын
He is already old enough to travel without his dad!
@Artesian_Turkey2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, rough Canadian winters can age a man, ya know.
@hermannabt83612 жыл бұрын
Colin Cunningham is 50 years old.
@montanarose46222 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he is regularly frozen solid for months at a time, then thawed to film a video. He’s basically a Neanderthal.
@vcuheel14642 жыл бұрын
The fact that there’s a ceiling fan in the room with the “MRI machine” is hilarious.
@janvangils5560 Жыл бұрын
that is the cooling
@KnuckleHunkybuck Жыл бұрын
The fact that there's not any pizza in the piece of paper pantry is pretty pitiful.
@NicK-vc1he2 жыл бұрын
I think I may have answers for your unanswered questions. In my opinion the CG animation is the key to understanding what's happening here, I have a degree in computer animation and the level I see here is precisely what will be expected of you after your 2nd year as a student in the field. I think either the director, or someone in the family was just getting their degree. I believe the student skipped the classes on green screen and why it's used, I think that's the purpose of all the paper - he is using it for blocking - a CG EMR machine was supposed to be layered on top of the paper one, the sheets of paper are put on the walls for scale and so he can recreate the walls the way he envisioned them in 3dmax or maya. In post reality hit him hard - in order to put a CGI CT scan machine (on top of the paper white one), behind a doctor (in white coat), you will have to manually edit each individual frame - which is a nightmare - and you'll also have to put a lot of work in it, not just lightly retouch a frame messed up by the green screen filter. My guess is the sheer amount of work either scared the person responsible for the animation out of the project, or the "movie" had to be pushed out the door because of the 5 mil investment. My favorite IMDB review of all time resides under this movie by the way, the title is "This movie was not released, it escaped".
@Lface8 Жыл бұрын
You're actually giving the filmmakers too much credit. Those 3D models I'm pretty sure are from a program called "Poser." At most, they bought that program saw there were free characters for it and used that.
@metafication Жыл бұрын
@@Lface8 but there is an actual vfx shot when it shows the prorolis corporation
@dadistos4538 Жыл бұрын
My friends and I have seen this movie years ago and have always thought it was just some awful money laundering scheme lol
@vdr3846 Жыл бұрын
Makes sense.
@pigmentpeddler5811 Жыл бұрын
I farded while read this :)
@ZeAshTonz2 жыл бұрын
This film is like one of those AI generated images where at a glance it looks like a room filled with stuff but if you try to focus on any particular detail, you realize there are no discernible objects.
@andrewgwilliam48312 жыл бұрын
This!
@MonsieurAuContraire2 жыл бұрын
The 'this is what it's like having a stroke while watching a movie' the movie.
@angrboda452 жыл бұрын
"You realize there are no discernible objects" might be the most terrifying sentence I've read in my life.
@KingRidley2 жыл бұрын
There's a fuckton of pieces of paper. They're plenty discernable.
@saltech34442 жыл бұрын
@@angrboda45 This is the psychedelic insight. There are no permanent objects. Therefore, from the point of view of eternity, there are no objects at all.
@GoodStarfish2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has weird semi-lucid nightmares, this feels like an honest attempt at recreating one of them
@drpibisback7680 Жыл бұрын
It's eerily similar to the work of Kyle Edward Ball, the guy who did the recent theatrical "analog horror" film Skinamarink, and his "Bitesized Nightmares" KZbin channel. Just long, uncomfortably quiet shots of very little happening.
@KarazolaX Жыл бұрын
Lucid nightmares are the worst. I know exactly what you mean. Shit literally keeps me up at night not wanting to go to bed sometimes. You're just aware enough to recognize it's a dream, which makes you fearful of accidentally turning it into a nightmare, which, of course, makes you turn it into a nightmare.
@GoodStarfish Жыл бұрын
@@WyattMcFeelz Just woke up from a new reoccur-er. I'll spare the details but I get locked in this place and I cant wake up, or I have a "fake" wake-up and I think I'm okay for a bit, but no one in the dream will respectfully hear/help me out
@mariecarie1 Жыл бұрын
@@GoodStarfish Uuugh, the fake wake ups in dreams are the worst. You think you’re done and eventually you may or may not figure out “nope, not out of it yet”
@JM-vp8zc Жыл бұрын
@@mariecarie1Serious question: how do you ever confirm that you’ve really woken up? What’s the giveaway that you’re finally back to waking consciousness? I experience TLE, so these sorts of experiences interest me. Thanks!
@acquiredfilms54002 жыл бұрын
Mike has always said “I want to see a movie where the scariest thing that happens is a chair moves.” Well now he got what he wanted.
@RyanReenBattikh2 жыл бұрын
It’s like poetry, it rhymes
@timlampasona69252 жыл бұрын
Monkeys paw
@frankmerker6302 жыл бұрын
Basically most of the paranormal activity movies
@198EE42 жыл бұрын
My guy got monkey pawed.
@dallasdandigitalproduction3932 жыл бұрын
A24 vibes bro
@buffalowilliam172 жыл бұрын
“Picture a flat surface. Out of the surface, one letter rises.” “From the alphabet?” Best line in a movie ever
@talonhammer2 жыл бұрын
@@OliviaCLTFC Wow that's incredibly accurate!
@alexanderchernyavskiy50112 жыл бұрын
Well maybe she thought he meant a letter as in that paper thing you send people via post. So she made sure if he meant a letter like a message or a letter from the alphabet
@alexanderchernyavskiy50112 жыл бұрын
There are also the LeTarr people of western Belgium. Maybe he meant one of those
@Talon30002 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it could've been the greek or cyrilic alphabets. It's a weird line nonetheless.
@AsiaDanceScene2 жыл бұрын
The new rule of filmmaking: tell, don't show, oh and tell again just in case
@xKingReyx10 күн бұрын
I had to come back so that I can follow along with the description.
@saulgoodman12362 жыл бұрын
RLM is like alcohol, it delivers when I need it most and I’m probably gonna die from it
@somerandolad2 жыл бұрын
Dying of laughter is always the preferred outcome.
@thundercockjackson2 жыл бұрын
@@somerandolad its definitely better than liver failure!
@joshthesandwich2 жыл бұрын
My addiction to it has alienated my family
@nicripolas8162 жыл бұрын
Same
@dorkydragon50552 жыл бұрын
cheers ill drink t that!
@nickd33752 жыл бұрын
“How did they know where to go?” Followed the paper trail, obviously.
@Pimsleurable2 жыл бұрын
Rich Evans is the greatest ventriloquist. He sat there the whole time whilst holding a beer, and without so much as a sip, threw his voice into that homeless man.
@harmonysummers2 жыл бұрын
The trailer voiceover was all I needed to know this was going to be a ride.
@deadaccount13422 жыл бұрын
Was that a Scottish accent or just a really excited man
@Sigillimus2 жыл бұрын
@@deadaccount1342 Yes.
@deadaccount13422 жыл бұрын
@@Sigillimus 🤣
@London7552 жыл бұрын
@@deadaccount1342 I think it was an attempt at Werner Herzog?
@theactualTVB2 жыл бұрын
His accent is a rough German, sounding more like Schwarzenegger.
@claires19802 жыл бұрын
The ceiling fan light in the MRI room is amazing
@91PKPower2 жыл бұрын
The fact that one of the bulbs is burnt out just makes it better.
@STEPH.ANIE.2 жыл бұрын
That and the radio clock thats just a radio and clock taped together LOL
@eryqeryq2 жыл бұрын
MRI rooms are well known for having large flimsy rotating metal ceiling fixtures near the huge electromagnet
@ontoverse2 жыл бұрын
The shoes randomly in shot is just the icing on the cake
@boheyo2 жыл бұрын
@@STEPH.ANIE. WHY DID THEY BRING UP A RADIO CLOCK IF THEY HAD NO RADIO CLOCK WHY NOT JUST SAY RADIO AND OR CLOCK ASFDGDGGDFDS
@solsticelacer Жыл бұрын
The idea of a serial killer unknowingly chasing some people into a haunted building and then everyone having to deal with a ghost is an interesting premise.
@gspendlove Жыл бұрын
Hmmm...back pocket!
@KillThad Жыл бұрын
So kind of like a supernatural Pitch Black?
@nothere413 Жыл бұрын
Kind of similar to that PS4 game, Until Dawn.
@Crypted112 Жыл бұрын
@@KingThrillgore could be a good premise if executed well
@Eisenwulf666 Жыл бұрын
that's the plot of an horror movie, almost positive about it. I mean it's a variation on the "House on the haunted hill" plot, where almost random people are invited to stay the night and a murder takes place, but they think it's a ghost.( depending on the version it can be, in the original it wasn't). Quite a good idea.
@kurtwinter44222 жыл бұрын
I have to applaud Tommy Wiseau for his amazing dedication to writing and production value
@HellecticMojo2 жыл бұрын
He did pour a lot of money into it after all.
@kaiserjoe23162 жыл бұрын
What's line?
@jakek17352 жыл бұрын
Say whatever you want about The Room but at least it looked like it was made by someone who's seen what a real movie looks like at least once
@Bacteriophagebs2 жыл бұрын
Having seen _Nukie_ in the early 2000s, I giggled every time someone said _The Room_ was the worst movie ever. Then I saw _After Last Season_ in 2016 and now I giggle when people say _Nukie_ is the worst movie ever.
@travellingshoes52412 жыл бұрын
@@Bacteriophagebs Thankfully there will always be something worse than than the worst you've seen.
@mikeycrackson2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Rich brought his granddaughter to work, it warms my heart when kids spend time with their elders
@cbhlde2 жыл бұрын
She is not real. Like this Rich Evans, people are talking about... just a figment of our imagination! :)
@TeksonikAudio2 жыл бұрын
Judging by the blank look that's not Rich's granddaughter that's the film's director.
@twalt2 жыл бұрын
That's just Jay Bauman
@cbhlde2 жыл бұрын
@@twalt Hm, and I wondered why I was so attracted to a hack fraud figure! :)
@MunchinOnDew2 жыл бұрын
this implies Rich has had sex at least once
@gallycat992 жыл бұрын
My brother passed away yesterday and in dealing with the emotions, I’ve gone back to RLM videos to help distract. He was in the animation industry and loved film and he was the one who turned me to RLM. I’ve been a big fan since and even though no one will read this, I want to thank all the RLM guys for providing such wonderful and hilarious content. Last Xmas I bought him a “Dick the Birthday Boy” shirt and he laughed half-embarrassed and said, “Well I don’t know if I want to wear this in public!” His smile said it all though, he was happy. Miss you William!
@tamalito20472 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss
@busesimsek21052 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry for your loss, glad to hear RLM could bring you some nice memories and possibly some smiles at this time
@BRUXXUS2 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry you lost your brother. Sounds like he'd be happy that you're watching something he loved to help.
@gallycat992 жыл бұрын
Thank you all for your kind words, I truly appreciate it 🥲
@logansaxby7224 Жыл бұрын
We all get to be part of this crazy RLM family thanks to these guys and this wonderful community. I was also going through loss when I was turned onto RLM and I continue to go back to them to cheer me up. We all may be alone at times but at least we have things in common as humans. I hope you are healing 🖖
@Naztash2 жыл бұрын
Based on the placement of the random white sheets of paper on other objects, I'm 90% sure the creator thought all contrasteed and blank white surfaces would work as a replacement for a green screen or markers for special effects..
@AlfredRusselWallace2 жыл бұрын
holy crap this might actually be it
@DarkAngelEU2 жыл бұрын
Are you saying the paper is actually a portal? D:
@dollenrm2 жыл бұрын
That was my thought as well. Then he found out he was very very much mistaken and just... didn't fix it at all lol.
@dallasdandigitalproduction3932 жыл бұрын
I seriously doubt the director was that competent
@WritesMe Жыл бұрын
Until the house.
@GarSEEYAmashups2 жыл бұрын
I think the sheets of paper were put up as markers for all the CGI that the director thought could be put in post production, and the CGI company was like "You want us to do what now?"
@cornbredx2 жыл бұрын
I've obsessed over guessing why the director does so many things in this movie since I first saw it in a theater- what 10 years ago now. Like, I have had dreams about them building sets for some reason. I can't stop thinking about it from time to time. They seem to have had a printer because that shot of the outside of the building is clearly a piece of paper with the name of the company written over it probably in MSPaint that they printed and then filmed the piece of paper with a camera. There is also a scene where they are supposed to be reading a newspaper and they cut to a piece of printer paper that was obviously printed off a computer with what they wanted the article to be (I think it's an article about the killer). So, I always assumed they used all the paper for the sets just because they had a bunch of printer paper lieing around for the printer they had for some reason. That was the one major purchase they made next to whatever CGI program they're using. However, given the inserted text over pieces of paper CGI they did use maybe you're right. Maybe they intended to have more CGI in the movie. I honestly never considered that given how bad the movie is overall. Maybe the director doesn't even understand how keying works haha. Can you imagine? The director wanted a CGI MRI machine so they built one out of cardboard and paper so they could CGI one in later 😄
@AltimeterAlligator2 жыл бұрын
"I marked all the editing spots with paper. Just color it in so I can use it as a bluescreen. What's so hard about that?"
@KingPK2 жыл бұрын
@@cornbredx .......... ...................... ...................... ...................... THIS WAS SHOWN IN A THEATER?!
@GarSEEYAmashups2 жыл бұрын
@@cornbredx [ Maybe the director doesn't even understand how keying works haha. ] - Exactly, I'm sure the director questioned "Why would I paint the walls green?"
@merseyviking2 жыл бұрын
TBF, you could luma-key the paper. I doubt this is what they had in mind though!
@powmegranate77210 күн бұрын
Came here after Mike’s “Impressions Gameshow” just to read the video description for myself. I can’t believe I haven’t been reading these. How much comedy gold have I been missing over the past decade or more?
@mattabshier24942 жыл бұрын
I often use "money laundering scheme" as a joke when discussing bad movies, but in this instance I genuinely believe it to be the case. There is nothing that 5 million dollars could have conceivably went into, unless they blew it on an absurd amount of paper and cardboard; then there's the whole director choosing to operate under a fake name, and I can't imagine any other possibility.
@Zissou422 жыл бұрын
Most of that 5 million was for the CGI.
@mattabshier24942 жыл бұрын
@@Zissou42 I don't completely buy that, unless the guy was outright swindled
@ericbalzer15352 жыл бұрын
For a comparison the movie Moon which came out the same year (2009) also cost 5 million and is an actual good movie. I'm sure a good chunk of that went to pay Sam Rockwell but there was still enough money to pay for passable special effects.
@harizotoh72 жыл бұрын
A money laundering movie would be rushed and slapped together but more coherent. It has to pass as a decent film. This sounds more like the creator bragging to hype up the film and make it seem more legitimate.
@Myrth12 жыл бұрын
@@harizotoh7 This guy gets it. There is no actual PROOF the movie budget was 5 mil. What we've got is the "producer's" claim about it, as sort of "this is independent movie made with big budget for independent production". Never mind average indie flick can get you a fully professional production at about 2 mil range and you wouldn't be even able to tell it was cheaply made. I mean fuck, The Void was made for $ 82 500, so not even 100k. Good luck figuring that out when watching it. And The Void has an actual, elaborate hospital set, with lamps, equipment and what not.
@dmtv9962 жыл бұрын
28:47 Rich is so wholesome that upon noticing the onset of a psychotic episode, he creates a makeshift straight jacket for himself for his friends' protection.
@edwardhannah85072 жыл бұрын
*Joker theme starts playing*
@patrickglaser15602 жыл бұрын
@Edward Hannah replace the jokers laugh with Rich Evan's
@pelgervampireduck2 жыл бұрын
I thought "that looks like Rich is in a mental asylum". now imagine if the final episode of the whole red letter media multiverse is Rich in a padded cell wearing a straight jacket laughing and we find out Mike, Jay, Mr Plinkett, Rem Lazar, and everything we've seen were just his insane delusions, they are not real, they are his imaginary friends.
@edwardhannah85072 жыл бұрын
@@pelgervampireduck In my mind, Rich is secretly the Joseph Jackson of RLM. Behind the scenes he's got the belt ready if Mike and Jay don't perform well.
@mckenzie.latham91 Жыл бұрын
Rich’s most heroic act was to shield his friends from is own psychotic break from watching pure, pure shit.
@jbeezie2049 Жыл бұрын
This is like if someone took someone’s play through of The Sims and turned it into a movie.
@FlymanMS11 ай бұрын
Sims actions make more sense
@Willothemask11 ай бұрын
Oh my god it really is. Sims 1 too, back when it was truly chaotic
@FlymanMS2 жыл бұрын
29:00 The image of Rich laughing like a madman with the sleeves of his shirt rolled like a straight jacket is so cinematic.
@calmingvoice86462 жыл бұрын
More cinematic than After Last Season.
@TheStr0ke2 жыл бұрын
I could easily picture him in a white paper padded cell.
@Trig2422 жыл бұрын
His flat refusal to simply accept this movie is everything
@camdenlacy97552 жыл бұрын
I watched that part 3 times in a row 😆
@eskreskao2 жыл бұрын
I mean, Rich Evans is the main RLM handyman it seems. He did all the Wheels, the Plinketto board, the nice big table they're sitting at in this very video. I think he'd plan out a very adequate building.
@FlymanMS2 жыл бұрын
Yeah and I'm sure he'd be able to make a solid nuclear reactor too if he's given proper blueprints and instructions. He's a smart guy with a thing for engineering. Heck he'd probably even be able to get hang of the clothes modeling too if given time.
@FutureDeep2 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid all of his buildings have crippling diabetes.
@pekinobo2 жыл бұрын
Let´s not leave out how nicely he have put all those papers in correct order as seen in this new webzone episode.
@talonhammer2 жыл бұрын
You step into the elevator of the Richard Evans Building. You press the button for your floor. The Price is Right lose sound effect plays over the speakers. The elevator begins to descend. Too quickly. When it stops, you emerge into a lengthy corridor lined with blank VHS tapes...
@skep29232 жыл бұрын
@@pekinobo where can i find that?
@welker83110 күн бұрын
“I remember After Last Season”-Morgan Freeman
@imjust_a2 жыл бұрын
Really glad to see Macaulay Culkin back on the show! He was a little quiet this time around, but I'm sure he was just stunned by Rich Evans' imposing presence.
@Fortunateson692 жыл бұрын
Grandmas ceiling fan in the MRI room made me have a full blown mike stoklasa laughing meltdown that I've yet to recover from
@jeremyross96982 жыл бұрын
The best part was when they cut to a shot of it and it wasn't Mike fucking around.
@Fortunateson692 жыл бұрын
I mean the second they turn on any rating of MRI that things coming off the ceiling in a fairly spectacular fashion oh God here I go again
@Dr.ChrisThompson2 жыл бұрын
You can't walk in to a room with an MRI machine with any metal on you at all. No way in Hell would there ever be a freaking ceiling fan right above a MRI scanner.
@ShovelBumX872 жыл бұрын
The magnet is always on. You can’t bring any metal near an MRI at any time. That ceiling fan should be glued to the MRI.
@MonsterTeegs2 жыл бұрын
What if the random shots of things were actually shots of the ghost? So much rewatch value!
@LastExile123 Жыл бұрын
Genius
@SailorGreen Жыл бұрын
I actually thought of that theory! 😆
@doomtoken2 жыл бұрын
I thought for a second that they replaced Rich with a baby doll and then I realized Rich was sitting right next to it.
@larrylaffer32462 жыл бұрын
It's one of the children from St. Jude's I believe. When RLM gave them the check from the Nukie auction proceeds, they must've allowed one child to be with them on an episode as a little bonus.
@noneyabusiness38432 жыл бұрын
Which one is the doll?
@ig-88872 жыл бұрын
@@larrylaffer3246 it's Ethan Allen Stoklasa
@1073waaf2 жыл бұрын
@@noneyabusiness3843 Rich Evans
@cesarhernandez68612 жыл бұрын
Did the skin tones match?
@Catholicgauze2 жыл бұрын
This was one of the weirdest episodes, almost dreamlike. The whole thing felt like 15 minutes, not 40+.
@jakedanielsen45122 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I actually thought it was 15 minutes lol
@benisboop2 жыл бұрын
I had exactly the same thought when they reached the discussion at the end of the video. I figured it was around 20 mins or so, and was really surpsired that I watched 40+ mins of this. Weird.
@haggler2 жыл бұрын
It’s because, like in the movie, you cannot form a thread of what’s going on, because the movie scenes were seeing don’t appear to be telling a story or related to each other in any tangible way. Time moves very quickly when things are happening but there’s nothing actually there for your brain to focus on. Alls you are experiencing in this video is the incendiary joy of listening to Rich Evans lose his mind over the film, which is fun. Time flies when you’re having fun. Sitting watching a really boring film that makes sense feels like a long time because you’re actually processing something, even if you hate it.
@c-puff2 жыл бұрын
That is an accurate description of the movie itself. It sounds like a slog to sit through but it FLIES by simply for how insane it is.
@HughMansonMD Жыл бұрын
Too accurate. When I realized I was halfway through I thought to myself "but I'm only 5 - 10 minutes in..?"
@xtzyshuadog10 күн бұрын
*Came for the description, which was read by Josh Robert Thompson in RLM's newest video, "Impressions", and was not disappointed in the slightest*
@GreatistheWorld2 жыл бұрын
Had to look up when this was made because it looks like it could have been made anytime between 1978 and now. Troublingly timeless
@mabusestestament2 жыл бұрын
If it was made in 1978 it would explain where the 5 million dollars went - the cutting edge cgi - and why there was no budget left for the rest of the movie 🍻
@jimmymnemonic2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised how good that little baby still looks after 30 years. And the doll to the right of him held up well too.
@mabusestestament2 жыл бұрын
Jay?
@josephmayfield9452 жыл бұрын
Bravo 🎉
@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain2 жыл бұрын
I just want to thank Mrs. Grimble's kindergarten class on the wonderful production design on After Last Season.
@vespenegas261 Жыл бұрын
@Kolton You don't get it guys... Those paper sheets are actually save points
@BillMurrayIsGod2 жыл бұрын
Director Mark Region has cited The Sixth Sense and The Exorcist as inspirations for After Last Season. The film was shot on 35mm film, and principal photography took place over five or six days in one house with fake medical equipment made from cardboard. According to Region, the film had a budget of $5 million, with $30,000 to $40,000 spent on filming and the majority of the remaining amount spent on the film's computer animated neural visualization sequences.
@jakedanielsen45122 жыл бұрын
Cocaine and hookers
@lockwoodthexton2 жыл бұрын
That dude got ripped off. The UHF cgi scene was probably half as expensive, but twice as a good.
@dallasdandigitalproduction3932 жыл бұрын
Dude. NO way!! There's no way someone spent $5m on this. I REFUSE to believe they spent even 1/5 of that on the final product
@Belgand2 жыл бұрын
@@dallasdandigitalproduction393 Aside from being shot on film this has less production value than something made by a high school kid for a class project.
@ILoveYou-rv3pd Жыл бұрын
Did he also own the company that did the cgi? Is this a Producer’s situation?
@theotherjared98242 жыл бұрын
Damn, Jack had a major glow up recently. He looks years younger. Even got some of his hair back.
@switchp82862 жыл бұрын
Sir, that's just Richard Evans.
@NuclearXpotato11002 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy Mike and Rich won the custody battle for Baby Bink
@CollinSchleper Жыл бұрын
I saw his picture in the paper
@yanno113 Жыл бұрын
I am trying to figure out why the baby doll is there. I looked up Baby Bink and it appears that the doll is a doll version of the baby from Baby’s Day Out. Why is the doll there?
@BryceGoodson7 ай бұрын
@@yanno113it's the stand in doll prop from the actual movie that they bought.
@SamGutermuth2 жыл бұрын
It’s like if David Lynch directed Total Recall, filmed at his grandmothers house and the prop department only had access to printer paper.
@obsoletebutneat2 жыл бұрын
It's like a live-action animatic. Like sketching out the movie you want to make using actors and vague, rudimentary sets.
@DarkAngelEU2 жыл бұрын
This is what actually makes it seem fascinating! Sure, it probably sucks, but I love these weird movies that dare to take new paths instead of doing the conventional stuff on a low budget. This dares to be new.
@daopunk2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but I've listened to this episode over 20 times by now. "I can't handle this, Jay. What do I do?"
@GenericMinority2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this movie with some friends after I saw the RalphTheMovieMaker review and I'm so glad RLM finally watched it becuase I knew it would break Rich's brain. But the best part about this movie is the Director made a bunch of fake IMDB accounts to give the movie a higher score and reading through the fake reviews while we were watching and during the silent dream sequence my homie just got up silently and left the house for like 2 minutes and when he came back in he saw it was still going and walked right back out and texted me "NO!!"
@kostajovanovic37112 жыл бұрын
A now no one has to watch Ralph's video anymore
@jakedanielsen45122 жыл бұрын
@@kostajovanovic3711 Explain Ralph controversy
@kostajovanovic37112 жыл бұрын
@@jakedanielsen4512 what controversy
@schifoso55912 жыл бұрын
@@jakedanielsen4512 what ralph
@beerosaurusrex2 жыл бұрын
From IMDB: "Mark Region is a real estate business manager in Tewkesbury, Massachusetts. He watched lots of movies, wrote screenplays and made short films as a hobby for years until his breakthrough in 2009 when he directed the feature film After Last Season." Did he just take all the paper from his real estate office?
@emgeejay2 жыл бұрын
When I used to have weekly bad movie nights, we couldn't finish this one. The emptiness genuinely unsettled and disturbed us, like it was a movie made by a goddam ghost (EDIT: I am shocked to learn the movie is actually about a ghost)
@nickkiller-07102 жыл бұрын
Yeah I always thought it was somewhat unsettling because of how empty it is it's like the movie equivalent of a liminal place
@RyanReenBattikh2 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine seeing this without any sort of accompanying information or context- that honestly does seem like a fucking living nightmare because this movie is disturbingly stark- like cinema as an art form has never been stretched so far from anything resembling a narrative or any degree of visual stimulation - to quote Jay, “this is borderline experimental”
@RyanReenBattikh2 жыл бұрын
@@nickkiller-0710 literally thought “is this a movie from the backrooms?”
@sharpen1932 жыл бұрын
so skinamarink if it wasn't intentional
@rafetizer2 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking those sets look like a vague location you'd see in a nightmare. The lighting is odd, the objects are just shapes, and of course the things you can actually tell are supposed to be something just look off.
@ffandbffan2 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe they remembered the life support aquarium but during the pantry riffing no one made the obvious callback to the Pepperoni Pizza Pie Peephole.
@thewanderingtomato76742 жыл бұрын
I thought about the Pepperoni Pizza Pie Peephole instantly as well!
@AJordan44-5 ай бұрын
The life support aquarium BotW is a billion time funnier than the pepperoni pizza a pie peephole. The only funny thing about that joke was that they made the website with the peephole
@fleckmylife2 жыл бұрын
"The film is filled with 90's album covers" may be my favorite RLM joke ever.
@SpawnRevenge922 жыл бұрын
It's so apt, lol
@primernetpl2 жыл бұрын
16:03 'Corporation' by Prorolis is the soundtrack of my teenage years
@Linkous122 жыл бұрын
Looks like Jandek album covers.
@I-Ren-Zero2 жыл бұрын
just need a hour cut of various 90s album cover mock ups from this madness.
@Theoppositesex2 жыл бұрын
You have been called upon to make it. Don't forget to include Local H, Stabbing Westward, Bullet LaVolta, and Mudhoney.
@jimberglund69792 жыл бұрын
The random pieces of paper taped onto the walls and props of the RLM set while they're discussing the movie is just...perfection.
@lzrzmnhff2 жыл бұрын
At 1:16, Rich Evans gives us "Rorshark," which, granted, is no "Folding Chable," or "Gun Chunks," but is still an excellent Rich Evansism, and he gave it to us right away too.
@DraikSith2 жыл бұрын
The sets and the bizarre camerawork are actually pretty unsettling in that liminal space way the kids love so much nowadays so maybe this guy was just ahead of his time. Also, the slow zoom-in at 28:47 of Rich Evans laughing maniacally with his arms tucked into his sleeves like a straitjacket is pure cinematic genius.
@deadNightwatchman2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment like that. It really does look like some liminal space thing!
@johnn.78492 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see. This is a sort of proto-Pool Rooms: The Movie
@voltinator2 жыл бұрын
The reason why it is unsettling is because the movie is about regular people trapped in hell and the audience sees the phony world that the devil has constructed to keep them unaware of the illusion while he stalks them. Seeing these people casually talk about events and items that have no actual substance informs us that they are under a spell. Even the movie's title acronymn is ALS, which is Lou Gehigs disease. A disease that breaks a person's functions down little by little.
@bafflemint84422 жыл бұрын
It's so weird because when you watch the film there is a LOT of small talk about time and space, where things are in relation to each other, whether going through a town is the same as going to it, while the actual geography actively refuses to make sense. It's not just that there's a grandma house ceiling fan in the background of the MRI room, the director cuts in a close-up to make sure that you can't possibly ignore it even if you want to! It feels impossible that it could be by accident and yet everyone who worked on the film insists it was unintentional.
@noisepuppet2 жыл бұрын
@@johnn.7849 needs more CGI water
@sbushido55472 жыл бұрын
Rich desperately pleading for Jay to either help him understand or give him permission to leave was amazing.
@AdvocatusDiaboliFin2 жыл бұрын
"Unique!" - Rich Evans "It's a mystery." - Mike "Oh my God it's over!" - Jay
@Noirtwilight2 жыл бұрын
Ever since I saw the DVD was on the Plinketto board, I jumped out of my seat and wished for you guys to watch it. I am so happy you are dedicating a whole Spotlight episode to this. 🙏🏻
@Sonikman1032 жыл бұрын
I’m still waiting for the who killed captain alex spotlight ever since it came on the plinketto too, however this movie is still a gold mine.
@uvaldopalomares84162 жыл бұрын
Seriously. This movie was such an oddity. I remember when it came out it was a topic of discussion throughout Austin film circles. A lot of people were saying it was a money laundering scheme. So strange
@cornbredx2 жыл бұрын
YES! Me too. This movie is wild! It's worse than Plan 9 from Outer Space and The Room combined, and so incompetent you cant believe someone made this for real. It is my opinion- if this movie was made sincerely (which there is debate on)- there is no movie worse than this one. And to top it off it was released in movie theaters!
@86pp732 жыл бұрын
@@Sonikman103 I really hope they give it a watch at some point. It's such a fun U-movie, and it'll be a breath of fresh air in comparison to all the usual trash they watch.
@lolavicious77832 жыл бұрын
@@Sonikman103 they had SHE on it once, I’ve been waiting for that one. It might have actually had somewhat of a budget but it’s so fucked up and weird.
@ezelizer2 жыл бұрын
The pice of paper pizzeria pantry is now part of my vernacular. Jay laughing for those two minutes was sublime.
@Lishadra2 жыл бұрын
The rival pizza joint to the Pepperoni Pizza Pie Peephole
@oneinathousand21562 жыл бұрын
When they started babbling about that, I knew that this would be the movie that broke the guys.
@razorhog82 жыл бұрын
I don't know what it is but 0:21 just shows how these guys have been friends for so long and always will be. The classic Rich Evans laugh, Jay chuckling to himself, and Mike pouring a beer with a smile on his face (0:37) that's just so pure and seems to say I'm glad we're all here. Much love, hack frauds.
@brittnar Жыл бұрын
Ya love to see it
@gunzandbroses2 жыл бұрын
I love the part when Sarah is all like "I've never been TO it, butvive been THROUGH it" CLASSIC sarah
@charlottecorday84942 жыл бұрын
That's SO Sarah!
@Khamurai2 жыл бұрын
TOTAL Sarah thing to say
@danielschindler67002 жыл бұрын
I love how Rich immediately turns to Jay for help understanding what TF is going on in the film.
@DeflatingAtheism2 жыл бұрын
When even your Art Film friend can't help you.
@AndyAtHome2 жыл бұрын
Jay is his emotional support weirdo.
@RyanReenBattikh2 жыл бұрын
its utter desperation and horror in his voice
@robopoet2 жыл бұрын
1:02
@LilyoftheLake14 Жыл бұрын
Now you gotta do "The Time Machine (I Bought at a Garage Sale)" It's the only other "movie" (that I'm aware of) which is as clinically insane, and comes the closest to the mood/tone/vibe of "After Last Season."
@bookplate Жыл бұрын
They'll HAAAATE that one, good idea.
@mistertagomago7974 Жыл бұрын
i wanna look it up but need the date.
@drpibisback7680 Жыл бұрын
@@mistertagomago7974I Googled the sucker, turns out the title is actually "The Time Machine (I _Found_ at a _Yardsale),"_ which may be why you had difficulty searching for it.
@jeffolsen7566 Жыл бұрын
Ugh . I'm glad we're giving bad movies ideas. Thank you. I haven't watched yet but I will! It better be terrible lol
@WontonTV2 жыл бұрын
After watching this I'm so sad they didn't land on this in the Jack Quaid Plinketto episode. I feel like this movie would have melted any guest's mind. This makes Demon Cop look like cinema.
@DeflatingAtheism2 жыл бұрын
I still think Robot in the Family is the worst movie ever made. It seems like an unrelenting assault on the senses.
@ainteasya2 жыл бұрын
@DeflatingAtheism yeah that episode is like a fucking fever dream on Adderall.
@executioner_ecgbert8842 жыл бұрын
Take ya fuggin pills!
@Bacteriophagebs2 жыл бұрын
@@DeflatingAtheism I've seen both _Robot in the Family_ and _After Last Season._ Also _Nukie_ and _Rollergator._ _Robot in the Family_ is worse than _Nukie_ because it's basically a more annoying _Nukie._ _Rollergator_ is marginally better than _Nukie_ because it's annoying like _Robot in the Family,_ but lacks the level of stupidity in _Nukie_ and _Robot._ _Robot in the Family_ is like the worst parts of _Rollergator_ and _Nukie_ combined. _After Last Season_ is worse than all three of them. Combined.
@bschrdr072 жыл бұрын
It's extremely rare to come across the cinematic equivalent of a language isolate.
@37Kilo22 жыл бұрын
As a New Englander, I can tell you that we all have 3 pieces of paper taped to the siding of our homes. We've done it for hundreds of years, so we've become really good at keeping them attached all winter long, not "2 days" according to Mike. Also, books are not allowed in the living room. It's punishable by death, if the police were to discover it in the living room. It's a very serious offense.
@solanceDarkMOW8 ай бұрын
As a Bostonian by birth, I can confirm this. Though I am disappointed you neglected to mention that cardboard is not an acceptable substitute for paper and comes with jail time
@kayfimt77692 жыл бұрын
The piece of paper pantry segment is one of the funniest things this show has ever done.
@maw94062 жыл бұрын
you could even say it broke new ground
@piggy2012 жыл бұрын
The first Rich Evans laugh spooked my cat thoroughly
@Soyboy102 жыл бұрын
Our dogs just didn’t understand started barking
@PoeInTheDitch Жыл бұрын
The low-angle shot in the MRI room showing...the ceiling fan. Amazing.
@nerfherder13982 жыл бұрын
The drunk doll had the most salient points throughout this whole review. Pretty hilarious, too. Can they please become a regularly occurring guest?!
@MrHendrix172 жыл бұрын
Wait, that wasn't Macaulay Culkin?
@megapizzadragon23972 жыл бұрын
It's a baby Bink prop from Baby's Day Out
@Jake-gj2xd2 жыл бұрын
His name is Mike and hes on pretty regularly
@ttanizawa9012 жыл бұрын
I dunno, he talked too much.
@nerfherder13982 жыл бұрын
@@Jake-gj2xd no, no, the OTHER drunk!
@murracol032 жыл бұрын
Jay: "Is this written by AI?" Mike: "No, its written by MRI." This has to be the best joke of year so far.
@86pp732 жыл бұрын
Rich completely ignoring it is the best bit of subtle revenge I've seen yet
@DeflatingAtheism2 жыл бұрын
We're probably six months away from being able to instruct AI, “Make me a dime-store version of Dead Ringers set in New England” and it will shit out something ten times better than After Last Season.
@stefanmarinkovic12292 жыл бұрын
@@DeflatingAtheism yeah but ten times zero is still zero, checkmate
@theyurireviewer2 жыл бұрын
I love how Rich encases his arms in his sleeves, like a preemptive straight jacket to contain the madness he witnesses daily
@TwentyNineJP2 жыл бұрын
The way the ghost describes his existence (especially the part about basically being able to imagine having arms and doing things with them) sounds a bit like the experience of amputees. Maybe the idea is that a ghost is someone whose whole body is amputated?
@selekos2 жыл бұрын
I don't know who you are, but your comment destroyed me. I have nosebleed from laughter m8.
@facejobby2 жыл бұрын
Your last line killed me. I can't function now
@mrpurple112 жыл бұрын
Makes sense.
@TheMarc3882 жыл бұрын
The Baby’s Day Out doll holding a beer throughout the video killed me.
@nobodyinparticular964020 күн бұрын
I thought Chucky was the killer doll, uh
@bryal78112 жыл бұрын
26:38 It should be noted that the piece of paper "taped" to the pantry doorway is in fact, a piece of paper with a black paperclip hanging on a nail (or tack!) that was already hammered into the door. (It's where Grandma had the "In god we trust" sign) The fact this scene alone uses a paperclip instead of tape MUST be intentional, only adding to the intricacy of the movie.
@AbsentMinded6192 жыл бұрын
The mystery of the hidden lore of After Last Season goes deeper
@MrEnKaye2 жыл бұрын
Watching the boys slowly sink into paper madness...best birthday gift ever! 🎉
@ratatoskrnuts63542 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday bud
@wompwomp99462 жыл бұрын
happy birthday, dude
@Ash-bk2dj2 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday 🎉
@MrEnKaye2 жыл бұрын
Aww, thanks guys! 😁
@ashig882 жыл бұрын
From the moment I first watched RLM I knew they were actually what I was looking for. I scoured youtube for movie review content and never quiet found what I was looking for. Then, when Stuckmann name dropped them on one of his videos, I gave RLM a go. I've been hooked ever since and watch everything they create. I felt a bit bad about getting something that I loved so much for absulotely free. So, i'm going to thier patroen and giving them as much cash I can afford. The same I throw at Netflix or Amazon or any other crap i'm paying for. I'm also referring them as much as possible. So if you see a spike in views from The Netherlands, then that was me yo! . You guys are awesome, thanks!
@Topplethepyramid2 жыл бұрын
Wait, I thought I was the only Dutch guy who watches RLM!
@pinkimietz32432 жыл бұрын
@@Topplethepyramid No, you're just the only Dutch guy in the universe. 🙄
@NeepNeepPohn Жыл бұрын
I think the most interesting thing about the director was that he made dozens of fake IMDB accounts to give his movie a higher score and wrote literal essays on how great his movie was
@kip_c2 жыл бұрын
you know you're in for some TRULY horrid when it's just these three trapped in a room together
@RyanReenBattikh2 жыл бұрын
And their emotional support dummy, which always has a beer even after Mike fucked up that Rick Baker original one of a kind Gremlins 2 The New Batch crowd shot background Gremlin, a bold choice on Baby Bink’s part
@drugsnbeer2 жыл бұрын
The paper pizzeria pantry sequence is about the hardest I have ever laughed at RLM material. So good
@cudgle16332 жыл бұрын
For me it's the extended discussion of accidentally impregnanting Dom Deluise's fat folds in the Skateboard Kid episode
@drugsnbeer2 жыл бұрын
@@cudgle1633lol, that was great, too. Any time they can get Mike to break is gold
@SenisterDenister2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of "Pepperoni Pizza Pie Peephole" that they even registered a domain for.
@ML-7622 жыл бұрын
This makes Breen and Wiseau look like Kurosawa and Kubrick
@JBCultRecaps2 жыл бұрын
You guys always drop a video right at the best times. Thank you for all you do.
@billn23482 жыл бұрын
@@somerandolad he's going for Avengers Infinity War Chris Evans. People will be terrified next year when he shaves to be Avengers Endgame Chris Evans.
@juanarkantos2 жыл бұрын
Same here, always brings me down to earth
@thriftriffs75262 жыл бұрын
Red Letter Media helps with my anxiety and depression
@iampotsataja2 жыл бұрын
@@billn2348 the one from the end of the movie you mean?
@bearlyhardley2 жыл бұрын
I love how after the gremlin incident, Mike is sitting as far from the priceless movie prop as possible
@RobinSteiner Жыл бұрын
Michael Scott making a movie and dressing every set with paper would actually be a very funny gag.
@alexpollock69322 жыл бұрын
This looks like a movie that David Lynch would legitimately enjoy
@MrCecil2 жыл бұрын
"Loved it! Great movie, champ!"
@aarondavis89432 жыл бұрын
It's Eraserhead but much whiter and less gooey.
@elizabayroff71062 жыл бұрын
Yeah its Rabbits except the Rabbits are human
@switchp82862 жыл бұрын
the shot of the ceiling fan reminded me of twin peaks lmao
@daver125912 жыл бұрын
@@MrCecil That's short for "champion"
@claudeclaude19819 күн бұрын
I had to come back here after the last video and Morgan Freeman's beautiful reading of the video description. I had to read again the last line.
@PerkolatorTheTerminator2 жыл бұрын
We are ALL eagerly awaiting the Rich Eviano fashion line!!! Also, pretty sure the “FBI” on the “impressive FBI jacket” was haphazardly applied yellow tape lol.
@crawmason2 жыл бұрын
Im glad to hear rich's laugh once more
@kennypitts48292 жыл бұрын
"This is beyond a normal level of incompetence." Rich, well said.
@arthurr739 Жыл бұрын
"This is beyond the normal level of incompetence" ~ Rich Evans
@viva2archive2 жыл бұрын
According to IMDB, this was shot on 35mm film in 2009?! It takes a special kind of skill to make the film transfer look this craptastic.
@Lord_Horker2 жыл бұрын
You see a bad movie; I see a potent non-addictive sleep medication
@dallasdandigitalproduction3932 жыл бұрын
Thanks everyone for this episode!. Watching this experimental horror art film makes me feel alot less ashamed about my own student films.
@Xpulsesamples2 жыл бұрын
A new series where Rich Evans is tasked with almost certainly disastrous projects would be incredible.
@MableM19852 жыл бұрын
When I woke up this morning, I didn’t know that today was the day when my favorite KZbinrs would review my favorite bad movie. Thank you!!! After Last Season is a film created by someone who only saw one media before - Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace- while half-asleep and didn’t know it was satirical when they tried to copy its technical capabilities.
@deadNightwatchman2 жыл бұрын
"Blood? Blood. Blood. And bits of sick."
@dolosevensix2 жыл бұрын
*Dr. Sanchez Finger Guns*
@MableM19852 жыл бұрын
@@bdekraker Agreed! It is perfection!
@CKT1138 Жыл бұрын
The Pizza Pantry rant Mike did caused Jay to laugh louder and harder than I've ever seen before lol
@JustBlakeIt Жыл бұрын
This is literally incomprehensible. Like im sure the movie is, but I have no idea what I just listened to these men talk about for 45 minutes. Ive watched this like 5 times.
@WingItMan217 Жыл бұрын
It’s like the movie absorbs them and they become part of the hive mind