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@b_t_b_h_3 ай бұрын
That was amazing storytelling! I could learn from you!
@justinsanto24583 ай бұрын
If Dollar General sold cars, they'd sell Dodge Journeys
@Loathsome_Lynx3 ай бұрын
Nah, dollar general has better value. I'd say a mitsubishi mirage or something
@u-shanks49153 ай бұрын
If K mart sold K Cars!
@CountryCarReviews2 ай бұрын
Always look cluttered and abandoned and just spontaneously appears out of nowhere
@jamesm34712 ай бұрын
Dollar General has sh•t value. Their prices are bad, especially in poor rural areas where there’s no competition. There are also plenty of Dodge Journeys with badly upside, predatory car loans on them in DG parking lots. DG and Dodge are going after the same customer base.
@lancevance20053 ай бұрын
This car is a favorite among single moms who just started receiving child support. Bedazzled license plate, fuzzy steering wheel and a MLM sticker in the back window
@ieatpinecones983 ай бұрын
They love the journey!
@Turshin3 ай бұрын
I like the Journey RT and GT
@keithbaker19513 ай бұрын
I'm literally weak 🤣 that is the most fckn truth I've ever heard 😂
@KatoJac3 ай бұрын
Hit the nail on the head 😅
@aaronswink85543 ай бұрын
Can't forget the temporary tag that has been attached for so long, it's faded.
@rforracemode58463 ай бұрын
This is the car you see with the family stick figures on the back window. Consisting of 8 kids and 3 parents
@keithbaker19513 ай бұрын
Lol omfg
@gnarshread3 ай бұрын
Ha ha ha ha ha that's great!
@Jacadac3 ай бұрын
The third parent possibly being the eldest parentified child
@dsmith33833 ай бұрын
Damn 😂
@seatspud2 ай бұрын
@@Jacadac That, or they're Newcomers/Tenctonese.
@Bigrednumber773 ай бұрын
Dodge Journey, the official car of yelling "DONT YELL AT MY KID!" while a sugar fueled crotchfruit knocks over every display at Marshals.
@BigShittin3 ай бұрын
My mom owned this car and that's pretty spot on. Crotchfruit is a weird word though and you should feel weird for saying it because that's how others would make you feel if you said it in real life.
@jacksonmanitoulinisland3 ай бұрын
@@BigShittinyou tell him
@danielsmith70233 ай бұрын
I'm going to use crotchfruit from now on. I will never say child again.
@Fivemonthslater13 ай бұрын
I thought that I was the only one who said crotchfruit! Glad to see someone else use it in context!
@Fivemonthslater13 ай бұрын
@@BigShittin I say crotchfruit all the time. In real life. It's fine. Everyone survives.
@zippityzbrake3 ай бұрын
when you said 2019 my mouth hung open it looks like a 2009
@brianmiller10773 ай бұрын
The dash, Ac controls look like 1999
@keithbaker19513 ай бұрын
Omg I didn't realize it was a 2019... wtf??
@shroomyesc3 ай бұрын
It had barely been updated since 2009 and still ran a 4 speed gearbox
@SlitWristMisfit_3 ай бұрын
They originally came out in like 2007 and barely updated them for almost 20 years.
@kiprandom72083 ай бұрын
Very few changes over it's life
@FlowMichael3 ай бұрын
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good" "baby all up in this bitch" "fueled by rage and pixie dust" and "I love my pitbull" grace the rear tailgate of the Dodge Journey like horseflies grace cattle. The official car of parents who let their kids watch skibidi toilet videos at full volume during their grandparent's funeral.
@chrisS190193 ай бұрын
Beautifully said.
@RobCamp-rmc_03 ай бұрын
You forgot one: “Powered by bitch dust” in the -Disney- Gisnep typeface
@Par_x3D3 ай бұрын
actually lost it LMAO good one
@pguth983 ай бұрын
"Well behaved women seldom make history."
@thegrandestcherokee71613 ай бұрын
@@pguth98that's always on a subaru or an old corolla.
@ryanforrest1683 ай бұрын
In a world of making everything look like an suv, how do you manage to make an suv look like a minivan?
@nakoma53 ай бұрын
It's an MPV rather than an SUV is why.
@kylegero2113 ай бұрын
Its a minivan cosplaying as an SUV
@roflcopter1173 ай бұрын
I thought it was a minivan the whole time. I just learned it was not from this video.
@Eric_Hunt1943 ай бұрын
To my UK eyes, was surprised to see it described as an SUV. It basically looks like a small estate (wagon) that's been given the now-compulsory MPV/Crossover treatment of being raised two inches.
@damilolaakanni3 ай бұрын
It shares quite a lot with the (Grand) Caravan/ Town and Country/VW Routan triplets. That's why it looks like a minivan.
@logicerrormusic3 ай бұрын
In Italy they're called Fiat Freemont. It's the official car of driving in the emergency lane when there's traffic. It's the official car of "I wanted a Jeep but I cannot afford one". The official car of the mechanic who fixes the problem but creates a new one so you'll be coming back.
@fenom61593 ай бұрын
Lol
@adorablecenturion84363 ай бұрын
the italian altima?
@Low7603 ай бұрын
In Australia it's a dodge journey and fiat Fremont.
@logicerrormusic3 ай бұрын
@@adorablecenturion8436 the Italian altima is the Fiat 500X
@Toastmaster_50003 ай бұрын
Pretty sure the mechanic doesn't need to create new problems; I think the car can take care of that itself just fine.
@phdep13 ай бұрын
“Here’s a fable” “shit” “Fables over” “That was awesome”
@JBM8023 ай бұрын
The fable was the best part.
@saeedhossain60993 ай бұрын
i miss literary theory time, even if presented by a deflecting faux mea cupola issuer
@TheRealCropDusterOB-GYN3 ай бұрын
This feels like losing the rental car lottery at the Lehigh Valley International Airport late on a rainy Sunday evening
@falken1113 ай бұрын
Okay this, but add the fact that you already drive a Journey for work. In fact you've put tens of thousands of miles on several of them over the years. You spend more than 30 hours per week inside a Dodge Journey. Then you get to Enterprise and are presented with a goddamn Journey... for your week-long ROAD TRIP VACATION. On the plus side, it was an upscale trim with the V6 and awd... that somehow felt slower than the 4-cylinder. There was no plus side.
@TheRealCropDusterOB-GYN3 ай бұрын
@@falken111 reading this was bad for my mental health, giving me flashbacks to my days on the road. Well played
@NewsLynne2 ай бұрын
Now it’s a Hornet. Never have I ever been so disappointed in a car. Thanks Avis!
@ytmndan20 күн бұрын
Almost had one of these as a rental car, but after about 30 minutes in the parking lot trying to figure out how to connect to Bluetooth--I'm not even sure the damn even had it--I walked back in and asked for something else. Got a Jetta wagon instead. Infinitely better!
@j.d.saccociates33133 ай бұрын
"Ask your doctor if Stelantis is right for you" "Side effects include: bankruptcy, increased fertility, defulting on loans, overdraft charges, a small pill problem, smoking inside, winter tires in august and scratch ticket related carpal tunnel syndrome."
@samuelayers34293 ай бұрын
🤣
@Marktheshark-e7fАй бұрын
Hey now! I do all that and I have a GMC😂😂😂
@Count_Smackula3 ай бұрын
You put way more effort into the parable than Dodge put into the Journey.
@Caesar00Chan3 ай бұрын
“…3 Dodge Avengers in a trench coat…” is wild 😂
@Eric__J3 ай бұрын
He was giving it a lot of credit there. It's more like 1.5.
@rockychangala89153 ай бұрын
honestly I just want to see the RCR Avenger//Caliber review again
@deltacharlieecho47323 ай бұрын
Man, it’s weird that you’d write a full fairytale for this. I’m here for it.
@LimitedTimeRoman3 ай бұрын
Sometimes I get weird literary compulsions for absolutely zero reason. 😅
@deltacharlieecho47323 ай бұрын
@@LimitedTimeRoman Don’t tell mr regular but you’re the best part about RCR.
@HenrySchecker3 ай бұрын
These Journeys replaced all the light blue buick century and oldsmobile cutlass ciera station wagons as the barely running vehicle that reeks of cigarettes that double park in the fire lane outside the public library
@lauraainslie67252 ай бұрын
...and it only goes to the library for the wifi.
@berkovichify3 ай бұрын
Dodge Journey - a rolling credit score indicator.
@RingoYote3 ай бұрын
Dodge Journey: the official car of "you have no right to tell my kid how to act" as the goblin smashes 5 glass jars of Pasta Sauce at Walmart
@FlymanMS3 ай бұрын
It's morbidly amusing to watch Mr. Regular die inside as he's filming the ad integration.
@throwback198413 ай бұрын
hearing him say "oh it's so good" like an unenthusiastic sex worker committed to doing the bare minimum to get paid.
@FlymanMS3 ай бұрын
@@throwback19841 suppressing the urge to say "it tastes so BROOOOOOOOOOOWN" must feel tragic
@Dukers23003 ай бұрын
@@FlymanMSwet cardboard BROOOWWWWN
@mikesmerc20063 ай бұрын
@@FlymanMS😂😂😂
@hp67c3 ай бұрын
@@throwback19841 Yeah. Baby. Oh it's so good. (slight pause while switching from craigslist to TikTok)
@PrydeWater9013 ай бұрын
This dude penned a whole fairy tale just to say that the Dodge Journey sucks. That’s commitment right there! BtW, the Journey looks like it could compete win the first-gen Chevy Equinox.
@mikesmerc20063 ай бұрын
Same demographic, subprime customers
@AdamG19832 ай бұрын
The Journey makes a 1st gen Equinox look like a Range Rover
@Peterowsky3 ай бұрын
The official car of "My 600lbs life". Every single episode they had this thing.
@waynemangan72003 ай бұрын
or clapped out Explorers and Chrysler vans
@parsenklep99213 ай бұрын
The Royal Decree and the Knights of Stellantis defending the landfill kingdom from stink bugs got me
@LimitedTimeRoman3 ай бұрын
I sometimes wonder if Pennsylvania is a fiefdom of the Kingdom of Stellantis given we're overwhelmed by stinkbugs.
@McTwistedTwisties3 ай бұрын
I don’t understand this car. All of them for sale have anywhere between 7k miles to 84k miles, but all of them out in the wild have 181-250k miles with massive repair bills.
@IamJay023 ай бұрын
I wonder why 💀
@valsgrinders82313 ай бұрын
My girlfriend's had 285k all original miles on it when the radiator cracked. Sensing future nickel and diming, we sold it to a mechanic a year ago, who replaced the radiator, and has put another 15k on it with no other problems. I'm perplexed at its will to live.
@Loathsome_Lynx3 ай бұрын
@@valsgrinders8231its one of those cars that, despite being terrible, just kinda hangs around and never quite dies. Kinda reminds me of old altimas or geo metros.
@volvodude1013 ай бұрын
@@valsgrinders8231 it is terrified that any future failure will relegate it to being driven by a society wrecker aka single mother
@gradyshmalady82843 ай бұрын
"It drives like it runs on Windows," I'm ded 💀
@badass63003 ай бұрын
VISTA
@michaelduffek28663 ай бұрын
V I S T A
@2Loto3 ай бұрын
They might not be old enough for the Vista reference, which is the only thing that made this joke make sense.
@badass63003 ай бұрын
@@2Loto I'm pretty sure we got it. My first windows was 95. XD
@2Loto3 ай бұрын
@badass6300 they was meant for the original commenter, as I don't know their gender. Not sure why you're stepping in.
@michaelblaszkiewicz72833 ай бұрын
The only thing that prevents the Journey from being the bottom is that it can fit more people than the Dart.
@klasseact66633 ай бұрын
A buddy of mine bought one and after 260 miles it developed an oil leak, took it in and it ended needing a new engine, even had engineers coming in from Auburn Hills to inspect it😂😂😂
@chrismulders23443 ай бұрын
When you see 3 white shirts, 2 engineers, and a 3 piece suit in a group, you know something is wrong.
@shtboxgarage3 ай бұрын
Stelantis sounds like a pokemon
@619_mitch83 ай бұрын
Stellantis sounds like a drug advertised on TV
@chrisp6793 ай бұрын
An ED drug.
@gabenegron23733 ай бұрын
Few cars I have ever driven where it feels like every step of the way, all teams from the engineers to quality control to the assembly lines, were all in the middle of a two weeks’ notice and couldn’t care less about the car they make. The Dodge Journey is one of them
@Eric_Hunt1943 ай бұрын
The lesson here: when dealing with sorcerers, be very specific and DO NOT skimp on the details.
@hp67c3 ай бұрын
No, the lesson here: DON'T
@PsychoCPU3 ай бұрын
178 hp in a roughly 4,000lbs vehicle is criminal.
@aaronswink85543 ай бұрын
The official car of refusing an upgrade at the rental car counter and keeping the Versa you ended up getting stuck with because your flight was late.
@MongooseTacticool3 ай бұрын
I'm going to the US soon I'll try to remember this😂😂
@mechcommander78762 ай бұрын
“No no. You don’t understand. I would *rather* be in that rinky dink versa than a Dodge Journey. If walking were an option I’d prefer that but here we are.”
@Doshiba3 ай бұрын
Finally, an actual bad car in the race to the bottom
@Darrytheprince3 ай бұрын
Stellantis is reggaeton: was its own unique thing, but now they just make low effort copies of what ever is popular.....but in spanish
@CamsCarAudioReviews3 ай бұрын
And, spoken as a Puerto Rican, it was arguably never really any good in the first place.
@markbanash9213 ай бұрын
You could see this coming when Dodge made the Caliber, which is like a scale model of the Journey.
@ytmndan20 күн бұрын
The Caliber actually had positive qualities, as poorly executed as they may have been. They had a refrigerated glove box, and an SRT-4 version. The Journey is just.... ick.
@markbanash92120 күн бұрын
@@ytmndan When my wife's minivan was in the garage, the rental company gave us a Caliber. I agree it had a lot of nice features but the execution was awful. Pieces of interior plastic would just come off.
@MithunKalan3 ай бұрын
2013 RCR: honda accord, business accounts, buttplug 2024 RCR: there was a queen...
@gayasparagus3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@nickb203 ай бұрын
Why not both?
@MithunKalan3 ай бұрын
@@nickb20 oh im here for both
@AdamG19832 ай бұрын
Roman: "Once upon a time..." Mr. Regular: "BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN-"
@ultramagnus43743 ай бұрын
Last time I was this early, the doctors put me in an incubator
@tychormthorp3 ай бұрын
I click on these types of videos the fastest because it's guaranteed not to be a 22 minute mug ad
@Drmcclung3 ай бұрын
This is a car that says "I have a medical marijuana card, 5 kids by 3 dads, 4 separate food stamp accounts, 2 child support checks and a 540 credit score"
@2Loto3 ай бұрын
Lol the lack of creativity is just astounding. How many other comments just like this did you read here before you thought it was a good idea to copy them almost exactly?
@Drmcclung3 ай бұрын
@@2Loto you sound bitter. Like a Chrysler owner
@benarnold72413 ай бұрын
I did not expect Roman to teach me a lesson in humility through the lens of a fable today.
@THX50003 ай бұрын
Looks like the engine is entirely made of plastic.
@johnroussakis45413 ай бұрын
The first time I drove one of these, I was actually scowling by the end of my drive because I hated it so much. The visibility is horrible, the ride is horrible, the thing looks horrible, the mechanical reliability of this thing is horrible, and this thing has less interior space than the short-wheelbase Dodge Caravan that it replaced. Dodge Journey: The official automobile of getting sent to the principal’s office for a legitimate self-defence.
@PassivePortfolios3 ай бұрын
Chrysler designed the Journey to compete with the Ford Pinto and GM's Vega,
@bwofficial17763 ай бұрын
There was a Journey abandoned on the street in the neighborhood next to mine for two years. I reported that thing monthly and the police only tagged it once because I guess they didn't want the impound yard to suffer from another Journey. Someone scraped the abandoned vehicle sticker off the window so I guess someone was watching it but it never moved and had weeds growing through the pavement around it. It finally disappeared a month ago and I'm curious what happened to it.
@PassivePortfolios3 ай бұрын
@@bwofficial1776 Some scrap metal guy picked it up.
@patricklopez17993 ай бұрын
"It drives like it runs on Windows Vista" is a great line for us old millennials
@JSXSProductions3 ай бұрын
I just booted up a mid 2000s MSI gaming laptop that my grandpa owned for some reason and it was running Vista. So this slowness is fresh in my mind.
@ProG1hh1lle3 ай бұрын
The seamstress queen story had more effort put into it than what Chrysler put into the journey
@g-mang-man79243 ай бұрын
I was the service manager at a used car retailer. EVERY one of these that we sold came back with needing cylinder heads, camshafts, transmissions and/or valve bodies, struts, springs, and audio units. It was like a tech inspected one of these, we would rejoice to WHAT was working. Anyone who bought it thinking it was a reliable vehicle were always crying to the advisors
@tomanderson63353 ай бұрын
Dodge Journey: The official car of people who berate their kid's doctor for diagnosing them with pre-diabetes while the kid is polishing off a bag of store brand Froot Loops.
@GameboyShavis3 ай бұрын
I feel so sorry for whoever owns these, because most them were owned by people who don’t know anything about cars.
@BillLaBrie3 ай бұрын
Just like Teslas.
@TheSalPic3 ай бұрын
That's 98.5% of people
@ShadowSpark00393 ай бұрын
probably the worst part about the journey is the fact that the battery is inside the bumper, right in front of the driver front wheel... just like the sedan version of this pos... the avenger.
@theboyisnotright63123 ай бұрын
Oh it's EVIL. Had a GF that needed a new battery for her avenger. We buy the battery at Walmart and they give us some horse shat about a warranty issue so they can't change the battery. That should have been my first clue. It's not the worst spot and wouldn't have minded if they would have made the cables long enough to pull it out and disconnect and connect and put back in. Nope, woulda cost an extra quarter or so getting. Waving a socket around a live battery blind won't end badly? Evil car.😡
@charlesbolton84713 ай бұрын
I’ve owned a 2013 Journey since January 2014, and that is also my opinion of the worst thing about it (assuming of course you don’t have the 4 cylinder model).
@TimPaddy3 ай бұрын
I thought the Dodge Journey was an ugly minivan. You're telling me it's supposed to compete in the crossover segment?!
@Unlimited_Slip3 ай бұрын
Worked at a Chrysler dealer a few years ago. These cars were... fine, I guess. Nothing special about them, but nothing particularly offensive about them either. Battery placement aside, working on them wasn't too bad. Like with any car on the road, if it's not taken care of, it will fall apart.
@Eric__J3 ай бұрын
These cars were not designed to be purchased by people as personal vehicles, they were designed to be purchased in massive quantities by corporations as rental fleet vehicles. They are carefully designed to tick boxes to fit into specific vehicle classes and this one is the big money maker because it's technically an "SUV", therefore you're paying $100 a day for this when you would have paid $40 a day for a Dodge Avenger.
@dragonshadow20003 ай бұрын
If a Senta makes you angry, you should try a Mirage. While reviewing it, remember that it's more expensive than a Versa.
@videogamefreak2211223 ай бұрын
Those things were honestly an insane deal when dealers were practically giving them away at like 10-12k back in like 2019-2020, with a fuckin 10 year 100k mile warranty. 17k starting for them is absolute highway robbery though
@TheTussman3 ай бұрын
Dodge Journey: The vehicle before an open warrant puts you in an Altima.
@gnarshread3 ай бұрын
I feel like this is the car you get when you have a 2nd kid on the way, your struggling to stay middle class, you just need a vehicle to haul people and you know nothing about cars.
@spicyroo44293 ай бұрын
I drive a v6 awd version for work and I unironically love it. The stereo is great, it's really comfortable, and it's still going strong at 231k miles. It also drives really nice and smooth
@christophercattie3 ай бұрын
100% I got one because we wanted a 2nd car to our minivan. It has 3 rows, cheap, and AWD. I had only 1 issue with it in 7 years and it was a $60 awd sensor covered under warranty.
@didgy3 ай бұрын
the 4 cylinder version was so pointless though
@ibrahimcehajic3 ай бұрын
You're strapped to bed inside a padded cell,and your memories of a dodge journey is a hallucination.
@charlesbolton84713 ай бұрын
@@christophercattie I’ve been driving a 2013 V6 Journey since January 2014. It’s got almost 160,000 miles on it, and I’ve no major issues with it whatsoever. Just regular maintenance as needed. The placement of the battery is a real pain. I also own a 2013 Chrysler Town & Country that I bought used in 2017 (it had 40,000 miles on it) it now has around 160,000 miles and it got a new transmission around the time it hit 150,000 miles.
@robs75273 ай бұрын
lmao im glad someone has a positive take on this. my uncle also drove one for work for a period of time. he said good things about it.
@brockjennings3 ай бұрын
The Dodge Journey is the hungover co-worker that sends a text asking you cover for him.
@dreathnor3 ай бұрын
Kid: I want Stellaris! Parent (gesturing to Stellantis logo): We have Stellaris at home.
@schwenda37273 ай бұрын
Dodge Journey: the official car of driving in the middle of a 2 way aisle in a crowded parking lot. Dodge Journey: for the driver who slows to 30 mph on a high speed highway to highway ramp, and then speeds back up to 70-80 something. Dodge Journey: designed specifically for the “BuY mErIcAn BrAnD oR dOn’T bUy It At AlL!!!” demographic.
@benwelter88903 ай бұрын
"At least I dont drive no damn Chinese shitbox" says the guy driving a white Journey/Fremont and has spent the price of a MG 3 or Haval Jolion in repairs.
@Blunter19293 ай бұрын
So Mr. Regular. Pawn off the original RCR off to The Roman. And Mr. Regular just reviews the nice stuff got it 👍🏾
@illiniguy343 ай бұрын
I was waiting for the day you guys covered this trash can on wheels.
@alexortiz91213 ай бұрын
I remember the commercials for this car, mainly in the summer where people were sliding downhill on a water slide. I was more fixated on the fun everyone was having and completely ignored the point of it being an ad. Good times being a kid in the 2000s.
@Carnyzzle3 ай бұрын
Dodge Journey, brought to you by, "Where's your manager, I'm going to be talking to you about him," After telling a mom you can't give her a 10 dollar discount because the coupon expired yesterday
@christianboyd46353 ай бұрын
It has functional A/C is the highest praise a Dodge Journey has ever received.
@DrClaw773 ай бұрын
A Dodge Avenger wagon.
@zachroberts19883 ай бұрын
Ill never understand anyone who voluntarily purchased a mopar vehicle in the last 25 or so years... pure garbage!
@adeedaas3 ай бұрын
The Town and Country/ Pacifica and recent chargers are surprisingly decent as long as they weren’t bought from a buy-here-pay-here
@flurpoid3 ай бұрын
My 2nd gen Caravan ran for 252k miles with the 2.4l. I'd happily own another, it was easy to work on and incredibly useful.
@dennislippert88753 ай бұрын
25 is too far back. Say 15, and I'll largely agree. 94+ Rams, 1st Gen Intrepids, Stratuses and Neons... and ZJ/WJ Grand Cherokees were all stellar hits. No better (or worse) than the other 'merrican brands, quality-wise... but nicely designed. Daimler stole Chrysler's soul. Cerberus stole their money. And we were left with this.
@Thindoublechin3 ай бұрын
Every time I feel bad for driving a rogue I just observe a journey and realize I couldve done worse.
@TimiVision13 ай бұрын
You know a car is bad when the Roman tells a fable
@ultimabk3 ай бұрын
Smoking cherry tobacco in my pipe, sitting in a rocking chair on the porch, and enjoying RCR. It's a good morning!
@keithreh93382 ай бұрын
why y'all hating on it?!? had an '18 Journey from '18 til '20...damn good vehicle! only reason I traded it was to downsize (I like compact cars more...it was bigger than I'm used to driving); 4 cylinder engine & auto trans did their job well enough...not a race car by any measure yet got me from point A to B effectively!
@Luhkewarm3 ай бұрын
Last time I was this early she called me cheap, low effort, garbage
@russellmakar579Ай бұрын
I've got a 2011 Dodge Journey Mainstreet, 3.6 AWD with over 100000 on it and the only things I had to replace was my wheelbearing (which I did myself) and replace the battery, which was a pain in the rear, but other than that with regular maintenance it runs fine, it looks brand new, I'm going drive it till it drops.
@njguy93733 ай бұрын
The Journey was supposed to replace the short wheelbase Caravan, We have one where I work, used by the mailroom clerk to make in-town deliveries. Has the 4 cylinder and no options except air conditioning. Low budget fleet vehicle. It feels cheap and has been in the shop multiple times for repairs.Has 30,000 miles on it but feels like 230,000.
@achakwolfАй бұрын
I use a 2017 Dodge Journey as my everyday and it's also what I use as a volunteer firefighter and even though it's a 4-cylinder it drives like V6 and sounds like one too
@danielcreaturo12833 ай бұрын
If my comment makes it to the top I'll ask Mr. Regular out on a date
@CountryCarReviews2 ай бұрын
Dodge Journey: it’s the Kmart of cars. Outdated, cheap no one wants to be seen near one and there’s like 2 left in existence.
@laddtryck3 ай бұрын
ITS A 2019? How, it looks so damn outdated. Could be a 2011
@Low7603 ай бұрын
They came out back then
@shroomyesc3 ай бұрын
They really just didn't update it much at all. Even kept the 4-speed auto till the end.
@IceFansBusesMore2 ай бұрын
They refreshed the car in 2011 and made little change until the discontinued it
@scose3 ай бұрын
Stellantis will forever sound like a car brand from GTA to me
@AlainSTO3 ай бұрын
As someone who grew up with all the old Windows OS's, better Vista than ME.
@2Loto3 ай бұрын
Ok
@milamber3193 ай бұрын
2019 Dodge Journey: A car so boring and worthless you have to write a whole arse fable, fully animated, to get a video longer than 10 min thats worth watching lol.
@carlosnumbertwo2 ай бұрын
A co worker of mine (female) had a dodge journey and it was totaled. A few weeks later she showed up with another dodge journey. She said Carlos did you see my new car, I got another journey! My response to her was “why”?
@lamontsimpson487124 күн бұрын
Why did she get another one?
@carlosnumbertwo24 күн бұрын
@@lamontsimpson4871 she likes it.
@lamontsimpson487124 күн бұрын
@@carlosnumbertwo 😂😂
@TommyFenstermacher51503 ай бұрын
Drove one of these that my family rented on vacation junior year of high school. Good god, it was SLOOOOOOOOOW. Made my mom's Town and Country feel like a muscle car. I imagine it would have been a lot less shit if it had the 3.6L Pentastar instead of that god awful 4cyl.
@funstang20083 ай бұрын
I really got caught up in that fable you wrote Roman! It felt like I was listening to an audio novel, really cool story! ❤
@gregorymahnken96823 ай бұрын
Dodge Journey, the official car of "my Equinox doesn't have a third row"
@AH-bm4ts3 ай бұрын
they even sold this in Europe & UK where this is a big car
@bradhakeman74633 ай бұрын
I've been waiting for RCR to take a look at the Journey. We have a 2015 R/T AWD that we bought when our older kid totaled our 2010 Kia Sportage. The kid got my 2015 Kia Sorento with a brand new engine (see KIA/Hyundai 2.4L engine recall). For the Journey, don't think SUV, think tall station wagon. It's a people-mover/mall crawler, not a heavy hauling, "Trail Rated" cousin of a Jeep Cherokee. Also think "dad van", this was marketed as an alternative to the Caravan. My Pros/Cons Pro: 283 HP 3.6L V6 w/AWD I wanted AWD for the snow here in the Midwest. I can get around unplowed streets just fine, and I am aware I will never be able to take this thing "off-road" Pro: heated leather seats, heated steering wheel, remote start, "auto" HVAC system with dual-zones and rear controls, sunroof, and 3rd row seats (the second row slides forward tor 3rd row access and to add leg room for the 3rd row.) Also, the front passenger seat folds flat so I can haul 8' lumber inside. Pro: similar control layout with other MOPAR vehicles. My wife has a 2020 Jeep Cherokee, and the control layout isn't the same, but familiar enough that everything is in relatively the same location. Pro: 20 gallon fuel tank. On state highways (65-70mph), I can get 25mpg or better while the 2020 Cherokee averages about 18mpg with a 15.8 gallon tank. CON: 2012 tech in '2015'. The infotainment system was dated, the in-dash Garmin system could only be updated for a fee. I since updated the HU with a cheap one from AliExpress so I now have Apple CarPlay. The info screen in the dash is also dated and limited in content compared to newer vehicles. CON: transmission, most Journey owners state the transmission for the V6 isn't reliable, so we'll see. With anything, keep up with maintenance and hope for the best.
@impierrebiyatch3 ай бұрын
Coworker had the engine replaced at dealer under warranty. They accidently shoved a V8 in there. Eventually wrecked the mounts and tranny, a long while later. Imagine that, a dealer installed V8 Journey. Only one I've ever heard of like that.
@new2000car3 ай бұрын
They did that to me once in n my hellcat. I was getting a new engine under warranty and they accidentally stuck in a 2.4L cylinder. I was driving home and it seemed so doggy. I went right back to the dealer.
@klasseact66633 ай бұрын
Dodge Journey...official car of the hood rat w/ 5 kids, "great" credit and trying to get to the Maury Povich Show to find the father of atleast one of her 5 kids 😋
@colin77613 ай бұрын
You are driving in the cheapest base model. don't complain about power and AWD Capability when you're in the dollar store basket of vehicles.
@twitchykun3 ай бұрын
"3 dodge avengers in a trench coat" fukken ded
@buckdesystem45623 ай бұрын
I saw one up on a hoist a while back. It was 9 model years old. The front subframe or crossmember, or whatever you call it was so rusted that it could snap at any time and the whole front of the car would drop to the ground. Great quality, Stellantis.
@christophers.40073 ай бұрын
goddamn what a fairy tale with all those ups and downs. then BAM that ending!
@moonbeamskies33463 ай бұрын
I love Dodge! If you drive a Dodge and love it share your thoughts. I had a 2014 Avenger and a 2023 Charger, both V6. Some people don't get Dodge. It's the brand for people who love traditional American values and blue collar ethics.
@pokerspades21673 ай бұрын
6:00 in the morning 🥱
@TougeTourGuide3 ай бұрын
Man, I love RCR, but a 20 minute video with 8 minutes of actual content related to the title sucks. Props to Roman for being able to write the Fable, but I could have done without it.
@pUREsTORM92673 ай бұрын
I was not expecting a full-blown fairy tale to emerge from a review of this bland SUV. Well done.
@Auto4192 ай бұрын
Jesus CHRIST Roman requires an editor. I was interested in this one because there are so many Journeys still on the road, but I couldn’t sit through a “car review” being turned into a rambling 20-minute DND fantasy.
@RDEnduro3 ай бұрын
Enjoyed this one, was that just a scorcery story in the middle? Awesome. If your ever in VT you can review my 20' Mitsubishi, can sleep the whole crew here easy. Although, i should be careful what I wish for hahaha
@MatthewKleczewski3 ай бұрын
I sell Dodges and I always say you don't buy a Dodge Journey, you get told you're buying a Dodge Journey. The V6 AWD is tolerable in higher trims.
@JavierCR253 ай бұрын
Came for the car review, stayed for the story telling
@catrinjones50613 ай бұрын
I like it. You can't get in any trouble in that car. My truck has a huge v8 and 4 wheel drive and a hitch and wench but my daily is an hhr because two things would happen if I drove my truck everyday. I would be broke from gas and I'd have a lot of points on my license. I got a parking ticket once in my hhr. That's the most trouble my hhr has got me into. That thing is terrifying on the interstate so stay in the right lane. There is no trying to beat a light in the city because when you stomp on the gas it says gimme a sec. It won't drive over a median because its struggles with speed bumps. It has a million blind spots so there is no swerving through traffic. The only way to drive that car and not die is follow every traffic law and piece of driving etiquette. My hhr is showing its age. I might look for one of these in good condition.