Roasting Cars at the Rich People Mall

[@danieldoesgaming6243]

the idea of spending a whole day at KOP only to roast the cars parked outside is funny as hell

[@TheNick26440]

You can't say you haven't looked when there and judged lol

[@nigee_219]

oh this is King of Prussia? hilarious LOL

[@dancingintheshadow45]

This isn't the content we wanted. It's the content we needed.

[@theblubus]

I'm mad I wasn't there to have my car roasted :(

[@djcreeperftw]

Can confirm I do this every day

[@Neojhun]

When Roman was laughing at the Jeep Wagoneer. All I could think of was the high 4 Figure Monthly car Payments.

[@gorehammer1]

I almost feel sorry for people who bought that pos, almost.

[@jakekaywell5972]

If I wanted a massive, slab-sided SUV with somewhat decent off-road capability, I'd just buy a GMT 800. Cheap to maintain, $5k gets you a nice one even in 2023, the styling has aged rather well, and its actually useful.

[@IanHutchison]

I think he was laughing at the juxtaposition of the Wagoneer with the Dick's sign in the background

[@Noonecares_AT_ALL]

Hope they got the lifetime warranty haha

[@gorehammer1]

@@Noonecares_AT_ALL lifetime is 5 years 🤣

[@2WhiteAndNerdy]

LMAO the Porsche suv riff! My miserable (now dead) grandma drove one of those and she absolutely pulled the "Do you know who my husband is?" card! Her husband was a retired dentist (like 50 years ago) nobody cared about and she'd tell people he was some important doctor. That old bat was SO embarrassing to be around in public. 😅

[@IneptusMechanicus]

"Last surviving son of the planet Crypto" lmao

[@aaronswink8554]

I heard Tommy Fenstamacher double parks his red 2004 Ford Thunderbird convertible at King of Prussia Mall and leaves the top down so the birds can crap in it. What a tool...

[@microwave221]

I heard Tommy Fenstamacher's fursona is a Human Centipede

[@Rogan_Dorn]

Dude I heard Tommy Fenstamacher orders nacho cheese with his cinnamon twists.

[@cliftongardner4367]

My favorite detail I’m surprised you didn’t point out was the Thunderbird being double parked. “THIS A TRUE MODERN CLASSIC TO BE RESPECTED, JUST LIKE MY VINYL OF EXIT WOUNDS BY THE WALLFLOWERS! Don’t touch it or I’ll call my lawyer who says the hair loss might be medical malpractice and has been looking into the case for the past two weeks, he’s won 2 billion for his clients, I mean have you seen his commercials??”

[@seed_drill7135]

I’ve got that Wallflowers album. And my daughter is suffering from alopecia from an improvidently prescribed medication. No suing, though, I’m a defense attorney.

[@charlesjessie1733]

When do we get to meet Tommy Fenstamacher?

[@thomasxl200]

I heard Tommy Fenstemacher got a restraining order from the entirety of Pennsylvania

[@jimmynickelz]

Bust

[@bobhill3941]

​@@Mr.MarblesYou got me thinking, I looked it up and Fenstamacher is a surname that translates to "window maker". Back when your last name denoted your trade.

[@miniaddict4534]

He is only seen when he wants to be seen.

[@t17389z]

My fiancee and I have a 2014 Honda CRZ and we go thrifting for fun every single Saturday. I feel so targeted.

[@Jonathan_Doe_]

RCR know demographics better than the companies tracking everyone’s cookies/data.

[@JakeHercules]

My CRZ is the one they reviewed and I do it too, occasionally. How do they know?

[@svn5994]

I thrift for fun too... I owned a 13 CR-Z before I got tboned by a motorcycle.

[@johndong7524]

Get a better car and a better hobby.

[@johndong7524]

@@JakeHercules it's a car for girls and homosexuals. Not hard to guess their hobbies.

[@Eric_Hunt194]

The "My spirit animal is your body under the wheels of my Mazda" caption nearly killed me!

[@schwenda3727]

As a last gen Mazda owner… I don’t get it…

[@mcspikesky]

Pro tip, not all microwaves are the same. Some have digital microwave generator which can properly modulate output power for different power levels, rather than the older analogue on/off every few seconds type.

[@480JD]

This matters when trying to slow cook things....

[@mooolinator]

​@@480JDIn my experience a microwave at full power is good for just about two things - soup and boiling water. And a kettle is better at the boiling of water. I almost always dial power back and greatly appreciate the digitally controlled power outputs rather than on/off cycling. But there's not much effective difference.

[@SPcamert]

I had a rental Eclipse Cross a few years ago and it is such a hateful little car. Everything about it just felt....horrible. My favorite thing was the fact that there didn't appear to be any form of engine braking in my example so driving the hills between Rochester and Norwalk was like stretching a rubber band while climbing the hill and letting it go as the car careened down again when I took my foot off the gas.

[@JL-sm6cg]

I got one of those too. Lacked a lot of features, for sure.

[@SOMeDoOD1992]

That sounds exactly like my '99 LeSabre

[@ewileycoy]

Roman getting excited about anime records is the best thing

[@marcusdamberger]

Was he tempted to purchase any?

[@jpking0]

And Doug! Doug was the best anime.

[@FreshHesh]

"I'm on Discord when I'm out in public" got me FOLDING ☠️

[@stephen3164]

Ford Thunderbird,the official car of “taking up two parking spaces, but leaving the convertible top down, and being surprised to find half empty drink cups thrown in your interior - every time!”. “Again?!”

[@stormix5755]

Love the Technology Connections shoutout! A collab would be the most chaotic thing ever

[@activesloth5355]

Love that the Roman knows technology connections, and called out those that buy the more expensive basic appliances hoping they'll be better.....it's me. Im those people (sometimes 😂)

[@Fooacta]

I think there's been a good few Technology Connections shoutouts on the channel

[@ProfPsycDad]

@@Fooacta Collab when?

[@TheMsdos25]

​@@FooactaI remember the Cessna video

[@roygillotti4615]

I'm mostly surprised there are functional Malls still.

[@SlabSheetrock]

They do exist here and there. We were up at Mall of America this past weekend and it was PACKED..

[@jakekaywell5972]

There's STILL a couple of malls in my area (Miami). They've went upmarket to survive, both in terms of design and brands housed, and it seems it worked.

[@ihavealife002]

It's a rich people thing. That and open air malls.

[@MPPJ1931]

He's at KOP. It will always be a shit show there.

[@goldengod5915]

@@SlabSheetrockI was just gonna bring the Mall of America up, I live like 15 miles from thag place and it’s decently busy in the middle of the day during the week. The light rail from MSP definitely helps with that.

[@TheSlipperyBrick]

"We close schools so people can hunt" is it bad that I initially thought this was a school shooting joke?

[@thomasxl200]

"Squeezing All The Bread In The Supermarket" would be a great Fall Out Boy song title

[@Corkoth55]

Roll patrol

[@dreathnor]

Calling out Technology Connections! The crossover I never knew I wanted!

[@jackattack5928]

You got me with the “last surviving son” line, well played.

[@Saml01]

Ford Flex; we finally got noticed.

[@jamesm4992]

My daily driver is a 2021 Genesis G70, and my summer car is a mint condition 2000 Eldorado with the Northstar... WHY DOES THE G70 HAVE TO BE SO ACCURATE TO ME!!! 😅 🤣

[@MTLoveridge]

Genesis: The official brand of "Looks guys, i can be fancy too"

[@jakekaywell5972]

Everyone was saying that about Lexus 15 years ago too. Genesis is pretty much there at this point.

[@johndong7524]

@@jakekaywell5972 no, it's not.

[@JollyGiant19]

@@johndong7524Wrong

[@johndong7524]

@@JollyGiant19 Cope harder.

[@NagiCentral]

@@johndong7524He’s right buddy

[@craigcolavito5606]

best concept for a video because all of these people and their cars deserve this. Go Roman!

[@mikecronis]

Added to the fact Roman has a homeless woman's car adds spice to this.

[@tylersometimes]

regular cars KOP meet would go crazy

[@ebolapie]

That Honda Civic comment kinda hurt.

[@jakekaywell5972]

Too close to home? But yeah, same. Honestly would rather just use an emulator for my 90s-flavored polygon fix.

[@JemaKnight]

I thought the Ford Flex bit was a joke about Range Rovers I didn't quite get. I didn't quite realise it wasn't a Range Rover.

[@jonathanjuillerat2115]

Yep, currently driving the wheels off my white, '01 Mitsu Montero Sport...and I actually MEAN that shit!

[@Low760]

It's a challenger here, not that uncommon either.

[@KanaevM]

Yes. Listen to Technology Connections.

[@seanottaway1615]

BMW M4, my home owners association fees are more than the rent prices regular people struggle to pay.

[@rodneyhinklejr.6106]

Are we not going to talk about that black G8? Tommy Fenstimacher has good taste if it's the GXP manual. That car rips!!!

[@daviddebergh254]

“Ahhhh…..Advanced!!” I laughed wayyy too hard at this 😂😂😂

[@jamespn]

I just came to the realization that we’re in a second major malaise era with present day modern car styling, I think I’m going to hurl.

[@vinylcabasse]

malaise for me was the mid 2000s - late 2010s. there are some good looking cars out there these days - honda's current gen civic and accord are as nice as i can remember of the last 4-5 gens, the camry, corolla wagon, (corolla GR and GR86 too!) hyundai ionic 5/6, kia gt6. audi's designs still look sharp, bmw maybe less so 🐽 and mercedes' EVs 🥚 volvo still makes its beautiful wagon and audi is starting to bring their wagons stateside too.

[@SOMeDoOD1992]

The fact that you think malaise means "They weren't good looking enough for me" speaks volumes.

[@robobeau]

4:45 Roman, buy that LP. I promise you it sounds as good as you remember.

[@thomasxl200]

I agree, Shania Twain has some bangers

[@john_hawley]

YES more of this!! Porsche SUV's are all dentists 100%

[@Eric-wj9cu]

The valet spot in front of the Neiman Marcus there at KOP never disappoints.

[@eljefe4980]

I've been watching rcr for like 6 years and hearing roman bring up Technology Connections just hit me different. It's perfect

[@entropy11]

Was not expecting the Technology Connections mention lol

[@wyattr7982]

“I will tell you about my favorite tanks” oof got my ass

[@ingusmant]

The Civic burn was brutal, a war crime😂

[@RobCamp-rmc_0]

I felt it. I have the money, but now I don’t have the time.

[@nocatschrysler]

7:42 Pt Cruiser, forever a car of the background 😔

[@Cirrus2000]

7:00 I swear that every time I see a Toyota Solara, it never has its top down on a fair- weather day.

[@thomasxl200]

It's funny, my broke college student friends and I would wander around KOP and not really buy anything for years. I never thought of it as the bougie mall cause my parents and I would do all our shopping there any time they visited from New York cause the taxes were way less than they were in New York. Now I see it tho lmao

[@goatsplitter]

The "go back to Delaware" comment got me lol

[@bwofficial1776]

Delaware's only major mall makes absolute bank because there's no sales tax and it's right next to I-95. All you see on the weekends are PA, MD, and NJ tags with the occasional NY and DC. Back when the iPhone was new, buses of Asian tourists from NYC and DC would come to the Apple store just to buy as many iPhones as they could to bring home and resell.

[@qmto]

Glad you spent all day doing this.

[@TheLaughingMan42]

Roman's Chrysler roasts *chef's kiss*

[@raterbeast]

As a man with the Concorde Lego on his mantle, damn, you got me.

[@BrilliantBenGaming]

Acura RDX the official car of 'yeah I punched my TV once playing VR with the kids'

[@nocolon]

best wagoneer review I've ever seen

[@FunkatronicDingus]

Ahh, good ol King of Prussia mall. Clientelle of all backgrounds. King of Prussia may not be as "rich" or big as American Dream here in Jersey. But dammit it's what a real mall SHOULD be. The only other malls worth going to here are Jersey Gardens, Short Hills, Westfield, and Edison now that Woodbridge is on its way out as the last "retro" styled mall.

[@danielescobar7618]

What about freehold or Menlo? Been a while... I always found it goofy that In winter when the trees are bare, you coild see the jewelry exchange building in the Woodbridge parking lot from the Menlo parking lot. "You know you're from Jersey if you're less than an hour from 5 or more malls"

[@FunkatronicDingus]

@@danielescobar7618 Menlo is what I meant not Edison LOL. Forgot about Freehold too, though the last time I went it seemed to be in decline.

[@danielescobar7618]

@@FunkatronicDingus Menlo is in Edison isn't it?

[@lefloch9983]

KOP just isn't what it used to be since the pandemic but what mall is? Go about 15 minutes up the road and you've got Exton which is in an even worse state

[@a64aquarian]

As the owner of a Buick Lacrosse.....I am all of that! Only I would order a slice of cheesecake...since it has enough calories for the day.

[@nickscapellato8248]

That was your funniest yet, Roman. EXCELLENT

[@jamelldavis432]

The Porsche at 0:40 is too accurate 😂

[@gimlysnort1889]

Evangelion on vinyl kicks ass.

[@seed_drill7135]

The Sebring more likely belongs to a black woman who works at one of the department stores.

[@pbbbht]

The return of Tommy Fenstamacher jokes is the return of sunlight to the grass of my life

[@sethdoss8731]

I heard tommy fencedemacher tried his first beer and got a yeast infection from it.

[@HeortirtheWoodwarden]

Good one.

[@jaydub5515]

That Doug cartoon record looked sweet. Didn't have "I Need Mo' Allowance! (Yo-di-le-hee-hoo)"? A what was one of the other bangerz by the Beets?

[@aounay]

The wagoneer is the only one that triggered visceral disgust. 8:46 all he could do was laugh

[@BostonCycling_]

Hands down one of the funniest RCR videos of the last 3 years

[@danmideo2700]

I'm all for future adventures of the Bustice League.

[@GuntanksInSpace]

Now what I wonder Roman is, did you get the NGE and Doug vinyls though?

[@johndong7524]

Genesis: The automotive embodiment of the word "Cope".

[@kuebby]

Instantly one of my favorite Roman videos.

[@StubbsX88]

That Thunderbird is just as terrible as it's parking job

[@jakekaywell5972]

On its own, its fine. Its just the fact that when it was new, dealers were selling them for almost BMW 3 series money. Not even Ford's fault, their dealer network was just scalping those things for as much as they could to profit off of Boomer nostalgia.

[@MajorCopyright]

Dang, the Concord person is literally me 😂

[@Monty-sd6tc]

Came back home to the US from Germany for a bit during an internship. I drove a friend’s RDX A spec that looked identical to that one for a car review, and after not having driven anything for months, I couldn’t have been more disappointed

[@single-handed3673]

Right on point ! You should do car commercials.🤣

[@eddieredmann3]

Acura RDX, the official car of sitting on the board of directors at SEPTA and blocking new transit lines.

[@Shauntron]

"I'm on discord while I'm out in public" LOL

[@FranciscoFJM]

Ford Flex: A Range Rover, but worse, and probably not much cheaper

[@marcusdamberger]

After all, Ford did at one point own Range Rover..

[@mikefarrington7141]

Is this the King of Prussia mall? I stopped by there once about 15 years ago when traveling from MA to MD and was like... wtf is this mall, I'm poorer than I thought. (edit: yup, confirmed at about the 3 minute mark)

[@aaronswink8554]

It's King of Prussia and it's bigger now than it was 15 years ago. They finally combined the Court and Plaza to make one huge shopping structure dedicated to credit card debt, hiding receipts when you get home, screaming kids who just want to go home and would crawl on broken glass before trying on another pair of shoes, and parking lots so large, you can see them from space. You're a true mall warrior if you do battle at KOP on Black Friday.

[@workforce520]

I love that he roasted the Niro EV 😂

[@blaketindle4703]

Must’ve seen the Porsche Cayenne joke from Family Guy lol

[@xxyvng6831]

That show needs more car related jokes

[@Lincolnator721]

Lucid is such a cool looking EV.

[@quuxummephitida1219]

/me dies at "Lambo with an R-title" 😹 But oh man, KoP Mall. Only been twice, and found it even more labyrinthine than Century III (RIP).

[@Interceptor810]

the Porsche Cayenne one made me chuckle. One of my friends worked at the service department at a Porsche dealership and told me about how Karen so many cayenne owners are

[@subbiahpalani]

I’d love more of this!

[@andrewmazzarini2742]

4:12 I have that set, the wheels DO move. Comes with a removable hardtop too. Only issue is the structural integrity on the front axle to accommodate the functional steering gives it unintentional negative camber

[@MickLMZR]

Ford Flex isn't a flex

[@ryanmalin]

They got the 22 inch wheel option. Not a good decision

[@Malthus]

A flex is that car kids are embarrassed to have them pick them up from school. Jeez mom you coulda parked further away!

[@SlabSheetrock]

My wife LOVES her Flex and vows to drive it until it looks like that Montero in the video. That said, it's been super reliable and there hasn't yet been a Lowe's run it can't handle.

[@jakekaywell5972]

Honestly, I like the way the Flex looks. Just off enough to be noticed and then quickly forgotten about. If it isn't a total crapcan mechanically, it could be alright.

[@SloppyMechanics]

2:10 "would be a shame if someone, SHIT ON IT"

[@iwishigaf]

No Commodore slander will be tolerated!

[@Low760]

They do have a reputation in general, vf's less so though.

[@williambrasky3891]

These are the cleanest cars I've ever seen.

[@mzrzfxr]

I used to go to Plymouth Meeting for work so I’ve been to this mall multiple times, I always felt like I was going to get trapped there and never escape. I would be absorbed into some shopping hell from which I could not escape…

[@oldsmobilethompson1658]

When you think the movie Goodwill Hunting is about thrift shopping hahahaha

[@vinylcabasse]

lucid is 1%? LOL - it's not cheap but they start at 75k, well within the reach of the upper middle class.... plenty of pricier porsches/mercedes/bmws not even considering the pricer stuff (mclaren/ferrari etc etc)

[@neck2b]

The only memory of me visiting PA as a child was riding in my uncle’s monster truck but since I’ve been watching this channel since 2015 I knew instantly from the title of this video that it would be about the KOP mall

[@BlackLabel2021]

was not expecting a Technology Connections shoutout here. Also, correct.

[@DragonArcadia]

Despite living on the other side of Pennsylvania, just being in the same state gives me a secret dream that one day I’ll watch one of these and see my 2006 Audi A6 getting roasted, and then I’ll be able to die a happy man.

[@0PsychosisMedia0]

What the hell you guys doing in Towson Town mall in MD....if you hear firecrackers ...duck!

[@aguruattapiano]

the Cadillac DeVile killed me 🤣🤣

[@Where2bub]

is that a western Pennsylvania thing to pronounce Kia Niro that way?

[@goldie1088]

Love the technology connections reference!

[@gedaman]

Ahh 😌, the good old King of Prussia Mall. I try to go here as often as possible. It’s like my second home.

[@ZachariaZuehlke]

I like the letters on the hood of my flex🤣 I doubt a Range Rover could last 200+k miles without any major repairs, but thanks for roasting my car anyways Roman 🤣

[@stephen3164]

I worked for a company in DC and one day my boss said he needed me to travel to our other office the next day. When I asked where, he said “King of Prussia”, and not being from PA, I had no idea this was a city. At first I thought he wanted me to fly overseas - I was really confused, and asked him a few more times where I’d be going, and which airline I should use. He looked at me weirdly. A coworker told me it was outside Philly. This was before smart phones, or internet on office computers. I had dial up at home still. Pretty sure “King of Prussia” was a game I played on the NES.

[@joshuacampbell7710]

This is endlessly entertaining

[@markbanash921]

I don't laugh out loud at much, but that cheesecake factory joke was priceless.