The Most EVIL NPC

I despise what Woolie has made me.
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[@leadershrimp6166]

I liked it when the Kathy Mauler burst out of the Wall right before he could save Legarde

[@Zexx4]

And then she slicked her hair back, took off her glasses, looked directly to the camera and told John "you're entire existence was part of my plan"

[@ArthurAsterion]

Kathy is my new favourite video essayist from now on

[@jay4.166]

Can't wait for the new SupereyepatchKat vid

[@Champiness]

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[@jay4.166]

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[@InquisitorThomas]

⁠​⁠@@Champiness”The Simpsons didn’t get bad, it was never good, and you’re just a dumb millennial rapidly approaching your death” Super Eyepatch Kat • 6.9T Views • 2 seconds ago

[@francescolombardi3438]

"The Mundanity of Grappler Baki" • 1.2M Views • 2 hours ago

[@juanjuri6127]

can't believe Kathy released a 4 hour video in which she details all the various ways in which John's incompetent and miserly management led to the disastrous downfall of his "immersive experiece" luxury hotel despite it being branded after one of the world's most profitable franchises

[@biggreenmantis5639]

he's gonna become a darkling in real life after this

[@alishegamer8490]

he's gonna go into shadow form

[@michaelbecker7288]

lowkey the one thing disappointing about his playthrough is that he didn't get to experience what it's like to become a darkling yourself before the podcast record date.

[@Valkenhyne]

No one is ready for the Shadow Gamer

[@TheCountOfMommysCrisco]

Can we all just take a moment to give our appreciation to Woolie, for making this happen.

[@gmkgoat]

The two winners of this series in the end will be Kathy and Woolie.

[@colt1903]

​@@gmkgoat A tale as old as time😂

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

Woolie knew *_exactly_* what he was doing.

[@pirateking56128]

The hubris of John trying to defeat the warrior guy instead of delivering the bonbon, only for it to be taken from him immediately is so delicious.

[@SamClemensRIGL]

The finding out after the fucking around

[@LoreDrake]

I dunno how Woolie did it, but somehow the soul of Pocketz lives on now in Kathy. That is no NPC, the soul of Pocketz has returned to bring salt and destruction

[@raymondfisheriii791]

You right

[@raioh4747]

Loving this. It is a shame he's playing with NPCs tho and not living the trademark Dokapon experience of killing your friends in a fit of rage

[@iamjustkiwi]

That's for the next episode of versus wolves

[@colt1903]

No, see, that's for WoolieVS Dokapon Season 3. This is Woolie being nice, and trying to prepare him for the TRUE HELL that is yet to come. 😂

[@ronaldomendoza7578]

​@@colt1903 Little did John know he has yet to meet the real Demon King

[@emmagrey9172]

Dokapon is Woolie's loaded gun. John gets to play with NPCs, get a little taste of what the game is about. Familiarize himself with the rules, get a handle on it. This is just with NPCs. Could you imagine if those NPCS were real people? Real relationships that will continue once the TV turns off? John will have to imagine. Just as at any moment John may press the Omikron button, Woolie may un-dam the Blood Pool and invite another to partake. We are entering the cold-war era of VSW.

[@colt1903]

@@ronaldomendoza7578 He is unprepared for the wrath of the Dokage😂

[@colt1903]

1st rule of Dokapon? Pray. 2nd rule? Never listen to chat about combat.

[@RetroDragonfly]

3rd rule? STRIKE OR NO BALLS

[@colt1903]

@@RetroDragonfly Only if you're Thief. Thief can get away with dying their asses off.

[@HopefulTomorrow420]

​@@RetroDragonfly Enemies with auto-counter would have a field day with The Final Gamer. And he will be none the wiser.

[@RetroDragonfly]

@@HopefulTomorrow420 90% of dokapon players give up just before their strike is about to finally hit

[@butteradult]

Kathy is my GOAT. John's okay I guess

[@queequegtheater6093]

John losing the Bonbon is 100% his own fault. Instead of moving back towards Jurong, he got lured up north to kill Steve.

[@zo0bit]

John is getting his ass beat because he sold his magic guard. Every enemy since that moment has just spammed magic attacks on him because he can't defend against them now.

[@trickery2268]

literally when I saw him do that, I just hissed inbetween my teeth because i KNEW that would happen

[@raymondfisheriii791]

I felt in my soul the second he sold M Guard that his fate was sealed

[@Shadow6OO]

Absolutely. While a lot of things that happen to him are RNG and a decent amount of plays were made just because he didn't know any better, he's still pulling off extremely obvious missplay after extremely obvious missplay. For fuck's sakes John, Kathy can steal your shit, STOP GETTING CLOSER TO HER OVER AND OVER. Or at least use your items when you can before doing so!

[@muffinzetta3670]

Man every sentence john says can be followed by “this is what we in the biz call foreshadowing”

[@colt1903]

There's always the one NPC that, no matter the difficulty, will make it their life's mission to torment you. God forbit it be the Thief.

[@josephkeener8928]

Woolie and John's dynamic is one of a Rogue and a Paladin. Woolie constantly fucks with John, who remains stoic in the face of endless ribbing at the cost of both his own image and his sanity. In turn, when the jokes end and banter stops and the rogue realizes he's gone too far, he is only met with a blank stare, a raised eyebrow, and the threat of the sword. I cannot wait to see what happens next between these two kooky fellas

[@User5770]

"Are we getting another season of Gon In 60 Seconds?" you ask. Yes but its now a podcast.

[@maxspecs]

Maybe when we get more chapters of HxH

[@Zexx4]

We're going to York New boys!

[@HomerGumther]

John will learn to resist the siren song of Counter, or his suffering will know no ends

[@ItsNobleSavage]

Now i want a game between john and woolie

[@chuyaka]

So Legend of the Mystical Ninja 2

[@Ellievsgod]

Seconded. Let us find out who is the true versus wolves.

[@jubjubwantrubrub]

Make it a 3 player game with Foxcade

[@Ellievsgod]

@@jubjubwantrubrub Until it is done.

[@amateurwanderer3174]

@@jubjubwantrubrub and just to make it even more cruel add frapollo. that shit would be so vicious

[@MrSandMan961]

It's really funny that the last thing to happen is John still failing to comprehend how mean the game is and electing to prank instead of steal items and then immediately suffering consequences for it.

[@gmkgoat]

He's trying to hold on to his humanity, but that won't help you win in Dokapon Kingdom.

[@marzgamingmaster]

That 0 spin was vile, damn Kathy.

[@Dovoline3]

I can't wait for Woolie to show up on the next podcast with a custom-order Kathy shirt

[@raioh4747]

so, Ilustrator here, where can I send fan art?

[@regulareyepatchwolf6128]

Well, definitely do NOT @ John on Twitter at @EyePatchWolf. That would be going expressly against their wishes.

[@raioh4747]

@@regulareyepatchwolf6128 Thanks! Just posted it there, hope they see It :)

[@VulcanBaum687]

Boy howdy do I hate the chat this episode. Keep it going lads!

[@trifontrifonov4297]

John just accept the Kathy fan art. This whole stream was you being bullied by a short haired anime tomboy. Nature will take its course and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

[@odolowa1]

Curious if this will end up better than missing a fighting game tournament Edit: Man, when Kathy pulled out that Behelit...

[@Known_Liar]

The most controversial thing to happen in this video is stating that Reggie is “alright”. What are you? Some sort of heartless beast? The man is a national treasure.

[@vivil2533]

Do not take to heart words spat in anger. Dokapon does this to people.

[@Known_Liar]

@@vivil2533 thank you vivil. You’re right. It got to me now, even here.

[@TheDrLeviathan]

I didnt know what this game was, amd started watching Woolie's stream. John... I dont think he played with NPCs.

[@malna6220]

But I think Woolies Challenge was "Play a game with NPCs set to sneaky"

[@nahuel3433]

Yeah woolie is evil but he didn't want to introduce a psyop to destroy his friendships lol​@@malna6220

[@TheDrLeviathan]

@@malna6220 That's true, but remember how John has hold over him with Omikron. From what I can see (so far), Woolie only has played with Reggie and Minh. So John can also load this into his Buster Arm

[@michaelbecker7288]

Yes but that also means Woolie can recommend the game again but this time FOR REAL

[@TheDrLeviathan]

@@michaelbecker7288 is Woolie evil enough to bring in collateral damage to get John again? Will there be three months of Dokapon?

[@cabs_g0d]

when’s john getting the kathy tattoo

[@Masamatt90]

"we are all just dying and miserable" yup, thats dokapon

[@Triggerhappy938]

The enemies to lovers John/Kathy fics are being written as we speak.

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

The Virgin: HoboCrawfish. The Chad: Kathy.

[@darkrequiem9133]

The Greed Island Arc of VersusWolves is going strong.

[@colt1903]

"Every time she needs the right number, she gets it." Yup. That's how this game cheats, even on easy. The CPUs, or at least one of them, always gets the best rolls. The game more or less forces you to respond in kind with the CPU's BS in that for every attack or slight made towards you, you need to clap back twice as hard if you wanna win. On the one hand, it's good cuz it demands more personal engagement with the game. On the other, it's bad cuz, again, it DEMANDS this from you unless you get really fucking lucky.

[@chellejohnson9789]

Common KathyW

[@Kabra2012]

I'm 100% invested in the rivalry between John and Kathy

[@gmkgoat]

Can there even be a rivalry between a god and a bug?

[@raptorpuns]

Kathy got hands

[@joshuaflowers1677]

I read Kathy's The Art of the Deal

[@antzerobooks]

the next versus wolves john will have a pre recorded footage for woolie while he's on his way to woolie's house

[@francescolombardi3438]

JohnVersus Chat

[@gen1exe]

Wow, Kathy is amazing. Where's her youtube channel?

[@MajorCrasher]

Bro Kathy is an absolute MENACE

[@ItsNobleSavage]

The final gamer needs to put the black headphones on now

[@colt1903]

He can't. Why, you ask? Because Kathy stole them.

[@philyoung3812]

Can't wait for the Why You Should Play: Dokapon Kingdom

[@isthiscosure1701]

Now to be fair, you did fuck around with the bonbon

[@Silverias_IR]

I worry for Woolie's safety.

[@colt1903]

Is it even possible for a player to land on 0, chat? I've only ever seen the AI do it to cheat.

[@seriousbichon1595]

The transition of the Papyrus theme into Bonetrussled when the Dokapon kicked in is a great touch

[@MrDETHburger]

Get Kathy'd nerd

[@stormwarrior5362]

One must imagine John happy.

[@jadedragon216]

Welp, we're just going to have to do a Dokapon Kingdom 2nd Gig with a new challenger; John! I can see Woolie and John constantly going after each other while the Dokage claims victory again!

[@colt1903]

If you have made fanart of Kathy, give me links!😂

[@jubjubwantrubrub]

God Kathy's so fucking cool

[@zachq9005]

#kathysweep

[@LimaBravoCharlie]

John & Gabrielle vs Kathy is just the Mahito fights with John as Yuji.

[@existenceisrelative]

Would you believe that this is _exactly_ the game series i've been desperately wanting for some time? Someone jumps in blind, underestimates the game, and gets their soul crushed. I honestly cannot believe i'm getting the exact thing i've been looking for!!

[@jyojitsukikage4508]

Next time Woolie's gonna recommend John to beat Bio Freaks on the highest difficulty.

[@Samael1113]

It's a shame that John doesn't have friends.... this game is better served when something's on the line. Like your relationships with those closest to you.

[@Nealuigi]

I love the small notoriety Dokopon is gaining. It's such an interesting game, especially with other players. Mostly cause of how unfair and hard it feels.

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

I respect this game’s intricacies and its interesting game design, but it did genuinely make me sick with rage when I played it. So I’m of two minds.

[@colt1903]

Oh no, the game is perfectly fair. So long as you don't play with the AI. In which case, you are fucked. Hard.

[@yabbles617]

Woolie and John will one day play this together and one of them will probably die. Place your bets.

[@tohitarmorclass0846]

I love this game so much. the npcs are *rough*

[@Sonicstriforce]

Its crazy how not only is he having tons of issues with this game when they have bested Fear and Hunger which is way more brutal, But his chat is just NOT being smart with their conflicting info. Like Woolie's chat was way more helpful to him, Minh, and Reggie when they played both Dokapon games.

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

42:17 Did John just try to use a potion to cure his poison??? What did he think it was going to heal when he was at full hp and took -5 from poison?

[@Delboy178]

Kathy with that last second steal at the end legit had me screaming into the air "KATTHHHYYYYYYY" like Guts screaming for Griffith during the eclipse

[@gemini4704]

Kathy’s the GOAT no doubt, knows how to get things done.

[@TeamGhostRyderINC]

Kathy seems to be a winner and that loser named John seems to want to be like Kathy because she is too dann good at video games. I can't wait for her video essay on Eyepatch Wolf fall of Grace. And I love her video on why you should watch Hunter X Hunter, Her favourite spring 2024 and her look at Fake Videos games essay. LoL

[@Herodrawer]

You know how some people on Twitch have "streamers luck"? ... after this episode John, i think you have the exact opposite of that.

[@kaijew8930]

I wonder how jon would feel about Kathy if she had say... Bangs!

[@joelnub9547]

Kathy is the level of hater i aspire to

[@Finerze]

55:35 - Prank 'em John

[@cbreezy1221121]

I need art of Terry Eyepatchwolf vs Geese Kathy

[@patrickvillegas5511]

Editing is great in this vod.

[@WumboGuy]

Kathy is obviously the Protag of this story. JOHN is the salty rival that jus be hatin for no reason.

[@PlamoTherapy]

I thought this won't be as good as fighting actual humans, but god damn Kathy reminds me of Minh.... If Minh settled into his role around 30 episodes too early. Kathy's a god damn menace!

[@fakeigniz13]

Embrace Kathy

[@suugoi]

When HoboCrawfish?

[@inferno232]

I just sort of think of this as "Crab Bucket Mario Party."

[@CrackedCommie]

I've never seen a game so aggressively opposed to a player lol

[@Darthwin1]

While Kathy is undoubtedly a pain with her constant theft. Steve is the true evil.

[@sketchpixels6255]

Where do i go to post my Kathy fanart?

[@mario98730]

Dokapon Kingdom has revealed The Final Gamer's one weakness: short term memory

[@jakubmakalowski6428]

I fore one welcome our new Kathy overlord.

[@cryzstanislowski1043]

Well, now John's GOTTA wear a fancy business suit for the next Vs. Wolves. 3-piece minimum.

[@TSouL22]

That end message to Woolie sums up the Dokapon experience

[@platypuspracticus2]

If i could have a million dollars or have lunch with Kathy, I'd choose lunch with Kathy so I could learn from her.

[@gomitax92]

He is gonna have to bring his own suit

[@LucaxCorp]

The poor guy thought he could play Dokapon Kingdom without getting salty.

[@teeelbaybay]

The post-final gamer

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

*_The Extinct Gamer_*

[@gmkgoat]

The Gamer of Century's End

[@MrMegapuppykun]

John knows not the hell unleashed upon him. This game will take forever.

[@dyldobaggins4158]

Finna watch this while cars fucking rally outside my window

[@amateurwanderer3174]

can´t wait for the hobocrawfish arc to get uploaded

[@colt1903]

ALL HAIL KATHY! 😂😂😂

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

Go to the town

[@blackdragoncyrus]

"I don't care about the little dog."

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

Wolf wouldn't last 5 seconds in _Billion Road_ with plays like these. Think Dokopon, but less rpg and more monopoly.

[@Saltyoven]

CPU difficulty doesn't effect how smart they are, it effects how much they cheat. There isn't any point to using strike on them, they'll always counter if you do.

[@27TheMunchkin]

Fear & Hunger who?

[@EnzoDraws]

Why does the stereotipically chinese mayor of the town sound like Chris Pratt

[@HolyDeviant1]

The best part is that this isn't even the True Dokapon Experience! This is with *computers*! Imagine it with FUCKING PEOPLE!

[@Never_heart]

This episode really highlighted something for me. That chat is like the messages in Dark Souls. Until you test something you can never tell which are helpful advice and which just want to watch you suffer

[@Dan-Ky-Kang]

So, what I'm getting at is that John is too nice to recommend mean things to Woolie. Like, even Fear and Hunger is an objectively good game and can even be a fun time. Woolie likes to go back and forth. He likes to pretend to be your friend first recommending good shit, just to betray, backstab, and relish in John's misery the next time.