The Game of HATRED: Dokapon Kingdom

We arrive at the Doors of Hatred.
Editor: @Foxcade
Outro Music: @cyricstruth
00:00:00 Intro
00:00:20 WRESTLETALK (June 2024)
00:04:13 Woolie's Challenge
00:08:05 Dokapon Kingdom: The Doors of Hatred
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[@jakubmakalowski6428]

I did not realize there was a "good guy" in versuswolves. I assumed it was two villains trying to outdo each other.

[@BloodBrandy]

It's overall one bad guy and one neutral guy who counters... I think seeing how cocky John gets here should tell you which he is

[@night1952]

John's also a villain, it's just that Woolie dropped two nukes on him.

[@patchworkx7955]

Honestly thought the same thing the way those convos went

[@killianseraphim]

Honestly, this isn’t the worst woolie could have done. He could have had John play this with his wife.

[@cB-sr9kd]

It'd make that "Super Eyepatch Wolf's divorce" article not wrong, just early.

[@MonsieurBro]

He could have made John play Dokapon Journey A fate worse than divorce

[@FrozenOver0]

They would play Playstation together no more.

[@roryschussler]

John, you can't give a perfect villain speech while giving a recommendation and then *shocked Pikachu face* when people think you're a villain.

[@gameb9oy]

To be fair, they both are wanting to act like a villain

[@Nyadnar]

Woolie did nothing wrong!

[@jadedragon216]

​@@NyadnarFrom their Dokapon sessions, always considered Woolie as the rival who believes himself to be the main character.

[@dagdammit]

​@@jadedragon216 Yeah. His "impossible, I did [thing], how could I lose?" is that Woolie essentially focused on buying as many lottery tickets as possible and was getting salty that he didn't win the lottery more. Minh, meanwhile, constantly planned for "I will try X, then do A if X works and B if X fails." So he always had at least half a plan.

[@StanNotSoSaint]

That's his style of heel work - denying he's a heel

[@Ronin11111111]

So this is the kind of game where you press 1 button, take 2 steps and the game pulverizes your kneecaps for having the audacity to take your turn.

[@QuantumButler]

this is also a game where the Tricky CPU just blatantly cheats and will roll perfectly to get exactly where they need.

[@Davies46]

It's an interesting dynamic where John constantly supplies Woolie with unique and worthwhile life experiences and Wollie responds by tormenting John in a Kafka-esque cyclical hellscape.

[@thewintersaint]

John started this series with fear and hunger in terror in starvation, the same episode he failed to do woolie's unique and worthwhile experience. This is a hell of his own making.

[@juanjuri6127]

"John, for your next task, I want you to gain access to The Law."

[@dancinginfernal]

@@thewintersaint Not to complete it, only to encounter the Crow Mauler, which is possible very early. It's a pretty reasonable expectation, could take anywhere from 2-5 hours even in Starvation.

[@thewintersaint]

@@dancinginfernal here is the funny thing. He never says that in the video. Only play fear and hunger in terror and starvation.

[@RahkshiMaster]

@@thewintersaint No he did, he definitely said "at least see the crow mauler in the episode.

[@Steelers3624]

VersusWolves is going to be great this month.

[@aguywearingonlyshorts]

It's just like Woolie said, now they're in business

[@joelnub9547]

God i love how much dokapons cutesy artstyle hides its absolutely devious intentions

[@mario98730]

It's crazy that John would have avoided ALL of this if he had just recommended regular Fear and Hunger not Terror and Starvation mode from jump 😭

[@FriggyEsq]

Unfortunately I think the only real way to have avoided the escalation so quickly was to actually make it to that fighting game tournament.

[@StanNotSoSaint]

​@@FriggyEsqthat was a perfect one-two punch honestly

[@thanatos7007]

John still could have avoided it if hadn't combo-broken Inscryption, he didn't beat that game, so combo-breaking on it was a choice, that's what put Woolie in the corner.

[@angelnickl]

He is learning the true Fear and Hunger now.

[@degencatgaming9250]

51:15 "THAT'S NOT HOW NUMBERS WORK" Exact same energy as the protagonist of Disco Elysium discovering *net worth* for the first time.

[@1000Tomatoes]

Unfortunately for John the only way to find enjoyment in this game is to first let spite into your heart. His plan was flawed from the start.

[@vincenttorrijos9680]

The goal is not to win, but to make sure others lose

[@raioh4747]

The original Dokapon LP on Woolie's channel is the best thing I have ever seen on the internet... you should be thankful the challenge wasn't to play against Mihn

[@colt1903]

"This fuckin'... Baby bullshit?" Little do you know, past John. Before Mario Party, before Monopoly, before even life itself... The Crucible of Hate birthed a Divine Child destined to swallow the light of all that dared exist in it's path. This child was dubbed Dokapon, and you play by it's rules now. 😈

[@Triggerhappy938]

Woolie went wildly easy on you by letting you experience this single player like you don't have a wife living with you who could play it with you.

[@Derrickjgil]

John next podcast "Woolie, I would like you to experience....divorce."

[@lafayettefrancois178]

Not how numbers work, but definitely how generational wealth works

[@Mrinsecure]

John at the beginning of the stream: Oh come on guys, I don't see what the big deal is John at the end of stream: I have declared a blood vendetta against Kathy and her thieving ways

[@Ripcookiethief]

1vs3 CPUs. Uh oh.

[@muffinzetta3670]

If you slow it down you can see the exact second his heart is ripped in two

[@inferno232]

To be fair to you, John, I think Woolie *DOES* love Dokapon. He just loves it in a very particular way.

[@KahRyez]

John is wearing the white headphones in the beginning, this is good John currently speaking, I wishing him luck on the dokapon

[@michaelbecker7288]

I can't get over him being confused when woolie mentioned the headphone thing last episode, where he went "oh my headphones ran out of battery" like bro accidentally created his own lore

[@RetroDragonfly]

DokaJohn Nightmare: The Kathy Arc

[@colt1903]

51:08 And thus, the other shoe doth drop. Welcome to Dokapon!😂😂😂 ALL HAIL KATHY🙌🙏

[@marzgamingmaster]

Please please please PLEASE to a full series of this, please, I ADORE watching people do campaigns of Dokapon!

[@ojrmk1]

Dokapon Connect exists. Distance is no barrier to the pain. Could John take the Dokage Crown?

[@thedizzytuna]

Good luck John. My only disappointment is that Woolie didn't stipulate to put himself in as a player for part of the challenge. Half the fun of this game is it's the friendship destroyer to end all friendship destroyers. The betrayals are constant and unavoidable.

[@gameboysp100]

Remembering Woolie's Dokapon stream, I look forward see how quickly Mr Final Gamer devolves

[@Quilly_DM]

Having watched the streams, quite quickly.

[@jadedragon216]

Eyepatch Wolf, John, you know what you need to do. You've suffered through Silent Hill Ascension, it's time for Woolie to share in your suffering!

[@notmyfullname598]

The devil on the shoulder

[@johnrivers3813]

Let's be honest it wasn't really suffering it was more like rubber necking. Just watching a tragedy happen before your eyes because you can't look away

[@sparki9085]

Love seeing the chatter saying "someone clip this to show him later" immediately after "this looks like something I'd beat in an afternoon, this doesn't look that bad"

[@colt1903]

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

[@TimPoultney]

Whenever the funny gamer looks into the camera I half expect their handsome editor to do the ol' Looney Tunes "Sucker" gag. 😊

[@BAlpert]

Step aside, Fear and Hunger

[@wumbojet]

The next versus wolves will drop near my birthday and I can't think of a better gift from two grown ass men I have never met, don't know I exist and are not uploading for me specifically.

[@InquisitorThomas]

Miro Haverinen lives in constant fear of Dokapon Kingdom.

[@ShinobiPhoenix-YT0]

51:25 And that when John learned about investment capital and the monopoly part of Dokapon as opposed to just the Mario Party part. Investments, Real Estate. Assets VS Salary vs Cash on Hand, my friend.

[@TheDiabeticGameMaster]

DOKAPON KINGDOM!????! OH MY GOD!!! That game used to be my favorite, it was like Mario Party woth some lite RPG elements sprinkled on top. Way back in highschool and college I got not only my future wide ans my brother totally addicted to it as well as my entire extracurricular friend group! There was a couple months where it was nearly wll we did! Nice to see somebody else remember it every once-in-a-while. Thanks, Patchy!

[@Lakatu]

I highly recommend watching WoolieVersus playthrough with his friends - some fantastic moments in that series!!

[@bootywarrior6845]

What? You still had friends and the love of your life after getting them to play Dokapon Kingdom with you? A likely story. (Just kidding, congrats on somehow managing that after outing yourself as a true villain!)

[@BlazeMakesGames]

"I still don't know where all the rage is coming fromJESUS CHRIST"

[@ggggidid]

Kathy the goat fr

[@InquisitorThomas]

Kathy is easily best girl and we Stan her and the Princess.

[@LimaBravoCharlie]

Woolie was on demon time when he recommended this lmao

[@bootywarrior6845]

He took that hunterxhunter shit personally lmfao

[@grandobsidian]

You challenged him to get out into a choke hold, he recommended you a video game. One of these is much more villainous than the other.

[@TeamGhostRyderINC]

Wow this is a first, Penny is going to be the next Shadowhart and John will become Shallow Eyepatch Wolf once again

[@AndrewLawton16]

The thing I enjoy most about your content is that you make me feel less insane for also keeping a wrestling spreadsheet

[@Eco419]

Kathy is the true hero

[@CheezVT]

"The heroine has appeared."

[@Steelers3624]

1:30 "Logan Paul continues to be disappointingly good at wrestling." LMAO

[@bondrewdthenovel3598]

I'm going to be flamed but Logan Paul is better champion than Cody Rhodes.

[@colt1903]

Well, he has to contribute something to the world with his otherwise worthless existence

[@Ellievsgod]

Please god I ask you for so little, please let John and Woolie go head to head in this game, I need to know who is the true versus wolves.

[@way2creative]

I love Super Eyepatch Kathy VoDs!

[@CyricZ]

29:39 - Ah. There it is. The music that soundtracks my nightmares.

[@MothmanAlpha]

"Patience and love" oh no. You poor man.

[@madmouse4465]

I came expecting bait and switch horror, but was greeted with the agony of helheim instead

[@Samuelrt5]

I still miss the smokehouse.

[@CG-un3dh]

IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR KATHY AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT

[@Kreacher3]

I really hope John uploads the full LP to KZbin

[@richardduska1558]

4:34 RELY!? First Omikron now this..... Why are you 2 friends again? Is it a blackmail type of deal?

[@steampunkerella]

yeah when i heard woolie say tihs i was like "oh he HATES john"

[@googyta]

All this talk of peace and love, John. Why deny your true nature? Heed the call of spite and agony.

[@RossMirage]

Took me this long to realize the King's VA is Teddy's from Persona 4. It sounded too familiar.

[@winteriris13]

oh dang, really?? that's neat :0

[@silentlocke]

You're the villain, but Woolie is the antagonist!😈

[@thatnekoalastor]

been waiting on this since the podcast

[@Saltyoven]

Believe it or not, this game used to be more hateful, cause the name change prank gave you full freedom on what you could change their name to.

[@Mudclip11]

It was a wild coincidence for me that the day after playing dokapon kingdom with the pals all day for the first time was the day before I listened to the recent episode. I had the clearest possible idea of the impending suffering.

[@OtaPotato]

oh this is going to be one of my FAVORITE games to watch now from The Final NPC

[@pikagammerpluspizza7478]

I mean on one hand, I don't want to spoil the podcast for myself. On the other I have experienced this pain over the course of 2 years during highschool....

[@DirectorHatman]

John: Trust the process. Chat: :)

[@bunkerman_who_digs]

What I'd give now to see a Dokapon run with John, Woolie, Reggie and Minh.

[@marzgamingmaster]

Jokes about the torment of Dokapon's sneaky AI aside. The concept of Dokapon Kingdom is EXTREMELY cool, it is actually one of my maybe top 25 games of all time. If you can find a group with the right mindset willing to work through a full story campaign, it is awesome. Just slowly building this story between you and your friends with the surprisingly tense combat encounters. I genuinely think this game is really cool, even if some parts are... ... ... Frustrating.

[@fakeigniz13]

You taught him Brazilian Jujitsu, you thought you had him in your hold and he has reminded you that he can reverse it and put you in his hold.

[@worstinshow]

I was listening to this on my headphones at work and my boss actually pulled me aside to ask me if I was okay because I was tearing up laughing while going "Oh. Oh John honey, nooo...."

[@just_matt214]

Welcome to Business.

[@doesntno]

John, you're so lucky Woolie didn't tell you to play with your wife and two best friends.

[@GuruFromEHRPG]

This is gonna be gold

[@raptorpuns]

I caught part of this live and couldn't believe this madman actually played with the AI. That is, like, ADVANCED levels of masochism.

[@multiverseguy1239]

It was Woolie's instructions he sadly didn't have a choice.

[@MEBlueHatGuy]

The blood curdling `WH@T!` That comes during the week 3 graph.... you sure you don't want to suit up?

[@AsTheWorldSpinsAgain]

I've been waiting for this!

[@Kydrou]

After the last recommendation, we finally witnessed the fall of the "Village Speeches" Good Guy.

[@amanwithnoname-ds6ep]

John loves playing the heel, huh? It's entertainibg as hell though

[@AzureAiluren]

The actual thing that makes john the villain is recommending BJJ.

[@IcePrinceYuki1]

Me and my friend have been trying to complete 1 game of dokapon for about 10 years now. The computer is a cheater.

[@byrrnitdown]

When I heard the name of the game and the general tone around it, I had a horrible moment of deja vu. I knew I had to wait for this video, just to confirm, but now I’m absolutely sure… one of my friends in college made me play this. We are no longer friends. Was it related? Who’s to say…

[@orchidmantis125]

Dokapeak Kingdom!

[@alexdinet6220]

You also gave Woolie the recommendation to go get his ass kicked in BJJ

[@turboyabo864]

man kathy free like 3 towns while john got stomped on by a small child

[@IAmGhostProductions]

John: KATHY, WHEN I CATCH YOU, KATHY!

[@covereye5731]

This is gonna be a great let's play

[@titania396]

It begins

[@johnoneil9188]

Let the salt flow through you!

[@Nab614]

I wonder whether John knew about Sting Entertainment's other games beforehand. Because a look at those sure could have acted as a warning.

[@dylan_oby0284]

Knew he was gonna unleash some shit by picking an AI Thief, imagine if he kept the two of them

[@Unit27]

Kathy stole JOHN's will to live

[@nash6237]

Kathy at the end just comes in, flips his Yankee’s brim and knocks it off, and tells him “fuck you”

[@muamua101]

This is literally a Griffith Arc simulator XD

[@awkwardGardener]

Here we fuckin gooooo! And just after the group I was watching play Dokapon finished it.

[@crashi159]

I LOVE YOU REGULAR EYEPATCH WOLF

[@colt1903]

"And I love you, Random Citizen!"

[@rheawelsh4142]

John is forgetting his greatest sin during the podcast, being dyslexic

[@angelnickl]

I will here for these doka-shenanigans.

[@Khandrake]

the first step to playing dokapon...is to realize you have 3 enemies

[@PaulColclough47]

Gotta love the commitment to the kayfabe.

[@PeterMoxilin]

Man, John's in a commanding second place!

[@Eco419]

:)

[@Ramsey276one]

Oh, I experienced the DS version! I'm probably still alive because I played solo...

[@thatoneguy5969]

Dokapon is far from a bad game imo. The most friendship ruining, divorce causing video game ever made sure, but not bad. If you can learn to live by the salt and become nourished by the salt, game is a lot of fun

[@gmkgoat]

When’s the Kathy merch coming out, John? We need to support the real Final Gamer

[@maximillionpegasus5160]

I'm a genuine fan of this game and was so excited when Woolie did an LP with friends. I'm super torn on whether I'd have preferred Woolie stipulate that that Jon had to play with at least 2 friends who have also never played before (with no CPU's) as I do think that is maybe the best way to experience Dokapon the first time. but playing with 3 sneaky CPU's is definitely the most "trial by fire" the game can possible give, and is going to be incredibly funny. Will have to try join in on the next stream (assuming there is one I'm commenting before having watched the full episode)

[@kurovah5475]

At this point you may as well pull the trigger and make him play omikron solo