relatable reddit

[@Whereintheworldispepesilvia]

Teeth be like: brush twice a day,floss after every meal, rinse mouth with mouthwash after brushing and scrape your tongue or we out Bones be like: WE CRAVE M I L K

[@nedhunter4444]

I find this hilarious, but also feel the need to point out as a PSA that the supposed dietary importance of milk is greatly overstated by the dairy lobby.

[@Whereintheworldispepesilvia]

@ oh I’d like to state I was drunk when I made this comment I honestly don’t remember watching this video so ima rewatch it lol please take my like anyway! ❤️

[@shinerie]

6:38

@@shinerie report the bot

[@kirby17]

I only brush my teeth once in a while and they are good. I also don't eat many things that are bad for them, so, that might be it.

[@mathieupoulin5012]

Deeply needed that after election day

[@skrunkledunkle-p7w]

Me too bro.

[@Zychel_EX9]

Yea

[@thunderstorm55]

same

[@alex_wolfdev]

same

[@fluffens_alt]

Same

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

00:58 I have never before heard somebody explain this SO PERFECTLY. Perfect for my paper! ....What do you mean I "can't use this one, we do not accept tweets in KZbin videos as valid sources"? No but seriously, it is so annoying. I am factsponge. I sponge the facts. But then I have to go look up a source for every tiny bleedin thing I say. I know why it is, and it's a good reason, but often you just want to go "I know that it's like that because I interact with it in some way every day and I just know it's like that!" and just finish the fecking paper.

[@ironmoondarkwing4190]

Ikr?! Finding sources for the theory/fundamentals part of a report has got to be my least favorite thing about writing them. Like, I understand why it’s important and I‘m grateful it taught me how to find reliable sources and conduct proper research but… I just want to get to the results and discussion part already!

[@redpandamurphy]

Bro saaaaame. It's like I'm not allowed to just say something that is verifiably true, like gravity is about 9.8 m/s/s on the surface of Earth and yet I still have to prove with a reference to a peer reviewed paper that it is in fact 9.8 m/s/s still. If anything, they can already tell when work is plagiarised because of the software they use, so if I was legitimately trying to pass off someone else's work as my own, they would tell easily. I get why research is important, but goddamn, I just want to learn how to do things and then be able to use that knowledge for work. Also, I have to do a literature review first before I can start doing my FYP, which means I have to not only research a shitload of information on top of attending lectures and submitting other assignments but I also have to write out specifically why these papers are important for research and what my project can do. I don't want to do something new, I just want to get it over with. (I say this after having laid in bed for most of the day, not being productive, because I hate doing such a boring and mind-numbing thing)

[@reniesulaweyo4383]

​@@redpandamurphy honestly I think you can just cite an intro physics textbook here

[@reniesulaweyo4383]

Honestly I struggle with citing sources for water is wet or "X big event we all know happened" as well. But on the other hand I get why they make us do it. Otherwise you get "punt". What was punt? Well it's a famous country that was a major trading partner for the ancient Egyptians! And where was punt? Well... We don't know, we only have guesses. Because for ancient Egyptians it was self-evident where punt is and everyone who can read knows where it is, duh.

[@the_linguist_ll]

I have an ongoing Zotero project that I just save any paper or database etc. I read that interests me to, just so if I need one I’ll have it

[@blxckshadow1910]

6:00 Petersson und Findus was my childhood - I used to watch the cartoons and listen to the audiobooks all the time 🩷

[@Bukki13]

I watched their christmas film at the cinema once (which is odd because I rarely went to the cinema back then)

[@patrickfischer3349]

I came here for this. I had all the books as a child and they are chock full of weird little details. Really lovely to look back on ^^

[@iclynnx]

I liked that little franchise too! Had some books, watched one of the movies (I think there were multiple), maybe even a series. For me it was in Swedish, is all.

[@NeelTheHuman]

It was translated to English? Or where are you from? Kinda thought it was a European thing🤷‍♂️ (Yes, I do realize England exists😂)

[@nickkohlmann]

Same!

[@Ze_N00B]

13:08 That's funny because in German, its spelled exactly the same, but the "ch" is actually pronounced.

[@emoziller]

13:08 wäre ein besserer Zeitstempel ^^

[@Ze_N00B]

@emoziller Danke.

[@capyhara-mk7qv]

😢😢😢😢🎉🎉😂

[@FakeRDSamurai]

Same in Arabic, but the ch is pronounced kh

In Dutch as well.

[@yourlocalhuman3107]

2:52 ignoring the unhinged part it's kind of real like I don't mind brocoli and yet cartoons act like it's the end of the world whenever they have to eat it

[@Z_E_B_O]

Funfact, the japanese version of inside out replaces the brocoli on the pizza with green bell peppers, which tbh I hated much more as a kid than brocoli...

[@JasminMiettunen]

I think it’s the old trope of mushy bland boiled veggies, they’re so much better when you add some oil and seasoning, then roast them on the pan or in the oven. Broccoli is my favourite vegetable when prepared well.

[@jimwormmaster]

​@@JasminMiettunenI have some leftover roast broccoli in the fridge right now as part of tonight's dinner, it's so good

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

"Yacht" comes from the Dutch "Jacht" which either means a yacht, or a hunt. Because it is/used to be a hunt-ship until it got shortened. You pronounce the "ya" and "ja" parts of the words the same, but in Dutch the "ch" is actually pronounced, and the sound is the typically Dutch G-sound, which doesn't exist in English because it's to French.

[@capyhara-mk7qv]

🎉🎉🎉happy to have been selected for this event as well

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV Oh wow that's cool, I like it a yacht! 🤣💀 Annnnnd...I'll see myself out now!👉🚪 (BTW love your user name, guess what I had for dinner tonight? It had mostly B, a little bit of L and a little bit of T in between two slices of toasted honey wheat bread, with a veneer of mayonnaise. If you would like I'll drop you the recipe! 🥓🥪😋)

[@capyhara-mk7qv]

@@Cuddly-Cactus Ty took the first pitch in his career to win a game against New Hampshire and was named to a national championship game for his first time in his life at New 🆕

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

@@capyhara-mk7qv I'm sorry I am confused and have absolutely no clue what you're even talking about here. I was going on about a basically bacon sandwich LOL! 🥪

[@laura121684]

@@Cuddly-Cactus I think they might be a bot. Their first comment was "happy to be selected for this event as well" or something to that effect. Only bots speak such jibberish, in my experience anyway.

[@Mel_Bat]

5:40 my linguistic logic professor talks about planning to take revenge on morning people and organise a coupe to make not being a morning person the norm. His current plan is to get all of the uni students on his side (at least all of his students), because he knows we're sleep deprived as much as he is

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

@Mel_Bat Official 🌙🦉 here, so let's get the petition going and I'll be sure to spread the word to the rest of my flock. These fools really think the early 🐦 gets the 🪱 but no, they are just getting the night owls leftovers! (Also, I've noticed the ONLY way that I can be awake for something that begins at 7am or earlier, is to just stay up, drink plenty of coffee and wear some concealer.)

[@Lucid-dream3]

Not in your uni but I still support

[@ThatsOffensive00]

6:00 I love it when people don't know what Pettsson och Findus is but they still always get the correct vibes, it's just so incredibly chill it can't be misinterpreted

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

What's also annoying is people acknowledging your adhd diagnosis only when it's convenient to them and keep reminding you of tasks you have to do as you're about to do them. Or get angry you didn't get to the task fast enough despite you can't even be done with the first one even if you're the flash.

[@shadowstrider42]

"iT dOeSnT lOoK pRoFeSsIoNaL" stfu. I got told this once cuz i was working on a machine sitting down instead of squatting on the floor. I was doing the job at the required speed and quality, but nooooo, i had to be 40% less comfortable doing it or the boss wasn't happy... I wasn't even at risk of being in view of clients. If i am ever powerful enough to hire people, get me someone who gets results, not someone who merely looks good from a reasonable distance.

[@JasminMiettunen]

At my first internship for school I was sitting on a step stool stocking the lowest shelf that was literally on the floor and got told I can’t sit down, I have bad knees so I had to be about 150% less comfortable to do it or the boss wasn’t happy. We also didn’t have chairs behind the registers so we had to stand the entire day, I had to change my interning place because it was wrecking my health.

[@Icy_Preparation]

6:00 ooh i loved those books!

[@alex_wolfdev]

pettson’s inventions :D

[@capyhara-mk7qv]

😮yes it does look 👀 and yes 👍 it’s my pleasure 😇 thank you

[@danielkhandurov5205]

9:16 it's less "human spirit" in general, and more a response trained by internet being at our fingertips in a moment's notice. the only real defence against the stream of man-made horrors well within most people's comprehension is absurdism, which is a very potent catalyst for humor

[@kumaka6057]

6:00 that book is goated childhood material

[@Mernon4ym6661]

I always got scared by the fake chicken they put out to catch the fox

[@iclynnx]

Love to see Pettson & Findus make its way onto EmKay, it was part of my childhood, as a Swedish kid. I remember my parents enjoying one of the movies as well. It scritched my autistic brain in a special way, I think. It was one of those children's series that wasn't reliant on overstimulating colours, pacing and voices - just cozy and slice of life stuff. And a little fantasy with those strange mini creatures. Now all that's missing is Mamma Mu to appear lol (another series popular in Sweden)

[@capyhara-mk7qv]

❤❤🎉😢😅😅😅I am not sure how I will get the chance but it is possible that you are going through the process and can do the best possible thing for your 😮😢😢😢🎉glad that is possible to be a great 👍 happy 😃 and I wish to thank everyone in advance to all of the people that made 😅😅😅

[@nedhunter4444]

5:23 I had a dream recently wherein I was reading a book, and a character in the book said a word that I can't type nor pronounce because it was made up of the letters "lnl" and the 'n' had a diacritic that doesn't actually exist.

[@admiralensin.]

It exists now

[@nedhunter4444]

@@admiralensin. But not in the unicode standard, unfortunately, hence why I can't type it.

[@LeReubzRic]

Describe the diacritic

[@nedhunter4444]

@@LeReubzRic Three arrows that start upward and curve to the right. The lowest starts from the 'n', and the ones above each start from the middle of the one below. Let me see if I can post a link to the picture I drew of the word.

[@dreadnought4089]

9:48 Trick-or-treatment, my favourite thing to do on Pill-oween 🎃💊

[@Pennsylvania_Countryball]

0:32 this activated my Google assistant 😭

[@forgottenlight9934]

...It's waching you...

[@halfsine]

7:30 wait til you hear about the absolute psychopaths that sleep in jeans

[@GenericUsername997]

I have, in fact, done this. Came home one day and was so damn tired I just kicked off my shoes and fell asleep. Didn’t even cover up with the blanket.

[@Marder_IFV]

I'm one of them >:)

[@laura121684]

I don't believe that anyone does that intentionally. Not for a minute do I believe that.

[@gabeangel8104]

3:19 speak for yourself. It may be because I am an autistic with anxiety or it may be because I was well trained to be a good boy scout and be prepared for anything, but when I leave the house I have an actual list to check I have everything I need and in addition to that, there are things stashed into corners and side pockets of my backpack that haven't seen the light of day for years but would probably enable me to survive anything from my grandkids getting a skinned knee or sticky fingers to an actual zombie apocalypse! 😂

[@SaHaRaSquad]

I’m not that prepared but I basically never leave the home without a backpack. Today I found a sock in my jacket. No idea why I put it there but I guess I have a spare sock now.

[@deew_knird_reeb_ekomS]

Wallet, keys, balls, knees. Only list you need.

[@DylanTheDuck18]

7:36 I remember one summer I was off school and I basically never wore jeans. When school came back into session it took me WEEKS to be okay with wearing jeans again

[@elise7650]

yeah, I stopped wearing jeans since I had a uniform in freshman year, and now I can't wear them outside of like work or something

[@nathan92238]

4:23 The drunk octopus wants to fight

[@literalsarcasm1830]

4:40 Autobots vs Decepticons

[@RC_basher]

5:57 Pettson och Findus mentioned!!

[@thoughtsofanobody]

4:28 I'm sorry but you're both wrong. That is a snail.

[@raven_of_zoso455]

About jeans, certain jeans are very comfortable to wear. But they are also bloody expensive. Also, I didn't eat at McDonald's for like 12 years. Went in, ordered 8 cheeseburgers, large chips, and a coke, which I used to order all the time back in the days... long story short, still trying to get my financial situation back on track. Lasty, the eggplant/parmesan thingie was just f'd up. How did that person not know? 😂😂😂

[@ShadyHero]

never been this early. hello everyone at Emkay! been watching you for years, always bringing a smile to my face.

[@Thewaterspirit57]

7:35 I used to be one of those “jeans at home” weirdos, now I never wear them at home for long periods 😂

[@landanmoore8713]

4:29 Holy crap Oompa Loompas are bees.

[@leonfire2]

2:48 scared so so well like dayum

[@Catlover-u3i]

That last one feels so real, I'm learning Finnish and I just look at a word and be like "That doesn't even look close to the word sorry :,("

[@laura121684]

That's how I felt taking French classes in high school. You barely pronounce half of the word, so trying to guess the pronunciation from looking at a word is a nightmare. At least the grammar makes sense, though. Now I'm learning Japanese and the pronunciation is pretty easy, but the grammar is really difficult.

[@kricku]

5:53 Whatever this is, is being Swedish (when it's not winter)

[@trial_by_unknown]

I want a mega collab between all the narrator's in one video

[@Uuuuuuu-dg9yq]

Came here for Matt roses comment but its not here 😭

[@SparklingHH]

BRO same 💀

[@schanulsiboi0837]

Are you telling me Americans don't know Petterson and Findus. The old man and the cat at 6:10? They were my childhood

[@max-potato-muncher]

3:07 I have a hoodie with a very large pocket with a zipper, and I used to fill that up with all kinds of bs; When this habit was at it's peak back in 2020 I carried masks, 2 AA batteries, a flashlight, a bus pass, keys, phone, wallet, a stormlighter, a "sheet(?)" of pollen allergy medicine, and a phone charger. On top of that I was always bringing a backpack everywhere, so sometimes my friends would compare my "inventory space" to that of Mary Poppins'. 4:41 This is extremely relatable. It probably explains why I was bringing "my everything" with me everywhere; "I have no idea what I'm supposed to do today, so I'd better bring everything just in case I might need it." 6:31 Yikes. Callout, on callout, on callout. It's almost as if the intended purpose of the video was to be relatable. 8:38 I've worked in the service industry, and that dirty look is most likely not a "damn, they buying liquor at 9am?" look, but more a "damn, I don't usually have customers at this hour, I was kind of in the middle of doing some prepwork/slacking off"

[@duckerdoo]

3:16 You're not going to believe this, but that's the contents of my backpack for work. I got a regular coat, a rain coat, various types of gloves, a face mask, chapstick, a water bottle, my keys, my wallet, a pen or 2, and an extra shopping bag to carry home groceries after my shift.

[@Nacho-x8l]

5:43 they woke up first so they had the first and only word on the matter while we suffer getting up at 7 am

[@maS069]

the pic at 6:11 is a swedish cartoon

[@Ze_N00B]

Pettson (the man) and Findus (the cat)

[@S-LM]

They are well known in Germany too.

[@Ze_N00B]

@@S-LM MF, I was considering saying that. I'm German.

[@catriamflockentanz]

​@@Ze_N00BIndeed and whilst Findus is the same our man is called "Petterson". In order to sound more scandinavian.

[@chiken99100]

I fuking love that i have all the movies exept the live action one and im from finland so its viiru ja pesonen

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

As I finally got through my year long dental work, I relate too much to that thumbnail lol

[@IkeyIlex]

2:51 WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

[@pickelswithanxiety758]

5:58 omg opa pettson en findus i loved those books even had a cat named findus for 14 years

[@jimwormmaster]

1:45: More like, "Let's ask the doctor that's on our payroll"

[@cooperdn24]

Sleeping in jeans is reserved for when you're too tired to give a shit

[@PhilOsGarage]

Sleep in leather jeans to assert dominance

[@41N1]

AIN'T NO WAY I GOT THE SUDDEN DROP

[@lennelis]

0:32 The "Hey Google" triggered Gemini on my phone 😭😭

[@phoenixthings]

That was a rather good Hank Hill impression!

[@HectoGames]

3:20 nah i leave my house with my wallet, keys, phone, lighter, backpack containing an extra shirt if its cold, an emergency pair of boxers and socks, a screwdriver (with all the different bit sizes), a flashlight, a raincover for the backpack itself and sometimes pliers and a multitool or knife. I leave my house prepared to get stranded on a remote island basically.

[@StinkySeaGoat]

I relate to that Cat

[@TwiSt3DxShaDoW122]

00:30 this made my phone open up google home

[@Zychel_EX9]

You know what is relatable? Having a metal breakdown because ronald dump won and the Great Collapse will follow him.

[@shelley1296]

I can’t believe how many Americans believed he’s the better choice, they’d rather a convicted felon then a woman with a plan and who actually cared

[@RGC_animation]

Look on the bright side! China's economy will be #1 after the US collapses! :))

[@svdzcbshf6912]

“Metal breakdown” damn what’s the stained steel breaking down into?

[@falloutmastification]

God you people are insufferable, get over it already.

[@rudeboycthulhu]

Normally I'd agree with you when people keep bringing up old problems... ...but this was literally today stfu ​@@falloutmastification

[@DUDA-__-]

That be actually a great way to stand out on a Cover Letter "Mt dream since I was a little girl was riding a Unicorn on a rainbow. Since this seems unachievable SEO at your publication to reach a lot of people with your great articles has to do."

[@SailorYuki]

6:02 Pettson and Findus. A Swedish childrens book series with very whimsical adventures of Findus the cat and her human, Pettson. And yes, they are eating a Pancake cake. It's Findus' birthay tradition.

[@macawlover8251]

5:20 I once had a dream that I was absolutely guzzling olive oil in a school bathroom. Not an impressive narrative structure but I could actually taste it. A couple days later I was cooking and got curious, and it tasted exactly like it did in my dream.

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

"02:07 Dutch people be like." -A Dutchie.

[@idiomasentusiasticos7954]

The reason why we have to care for teeth is because they’re on the “outside” the bones on the inside are self cleaning, technically.

[@laura121684]

Yeah, but inside bones can be problematic, too. I had one of mine die on me.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

2:55 Due to Relativity, the car is not moving and the bug and everything else is travelling at 70 MPH.

[@MrGeneEric]

2:46 Roses are red My own money, I must earn Holy shit That took quite a turn

[@GegoXaren]

6:00 _Pettson and Findus,_ great childrens litterature and a few good TV shows and games.

[@gigglenose1990]

something to distract me from the inevitable downfall of my country happening within the next 4 years

[@Ladymarquisdelafayette4112]

Yep 😔💔

[@kewoshk]

Enjoy what what that country wrought upon the ME Also persimmons are great, lots of vitamin C

[@PhilOsGarage]

@@kewoshkpersimmons are awesome

[@SnowytReal]

5:22 I accidentally made up steampunk Sea of thieves in a dream one time, the crazy part is that i had never played (or even seen gameplay) of Sea of thieves before, until a couple months later i saw a video of it and i was like “Hey, thats the game i made up in my dream!”

[@Dumanimations32]

THE FIRST ONE AWWWEEEE

[@ClashClash89]

6:00 “glamorise, whatever this is” That’s “Petersson and Findus”… probably glamorised enough in the scandis.

[@MF99K]

as a Medical Assistant, Prior Auths are so so so dumb

[@lukusbrookes6572]

You set phones google off when you said hey google

[@Deegonbeefon]

12:41 in-VEST-ed

[@nighttorcher]

1:11 - This is SO GODDAMN RELATABLE, my mom ALWAYS does this....

[@chaoticidiot1813]

i genuinely hate the taste of broccoli (i have had it multiple times in my life, the only exception is if its cooked with pasta in an acceptable ratio where it doesn't screw up the taste)

[@nickkohlmann]

6:00 Petersson & Findus!!

[@Lunacy23]

I went to self checkout and got flagged for shredded cheese. When the associate walked over, I asked her if it got flagged because it’s “sharp cheddar?”

[@feralforestfae5439]

7:23 ok so I hate the feeling of denim jeans on my legs but then I discovered that I can wear soft leggings under them and no one would know so now I love wearing them lmaoooo

[@Shiny_Misty]

We needed this. We REALLY needed this.

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

Anyone care to join me in having both a Mental breakdown and a Metal one? A Metal Breakdown just means that I'm drinking, and screaming listening to Iron Maiden, Slayer, Black Sabbath, ect. Cheers! 🍸🍷🍹🥃🍺🤘👿🩸

[@matildarose]

*slams down her coke zero* let the screaming begin

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

@@matildarose LOL! Rock On with your coke zero! 🤣💀🤘👿

[@kevinfloresjaramillo7009]

Maybe. Even better if you start forging stuff from simple ingots

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

@@kevinfloresjaramillo7009 Hmmm...I think I would have to stop drinking in order to start making my own metals at home. (I don't think that's going to be possible, at least not for the next four years!) Glug glug glug! Cheers! 🥃

[@JordysEvilLaugh]

4:46 every night before I rest my empty head on the pillow. I say I'm gonna wake up and just do it.

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

6:51 Yo I've been working at a KFC/Taco Bell for years and it's been wild watching the prices just jack up, and in KFC's case, watch the amount if food go down. Taco Bell is at least stagnant in its quality and quantity. KFC's $5 meals are like $10 now.

[@A_Person_Who_Likes_Things]

6:37 is too relatable

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

I went to the movie theater once right after school. As I was thirsty as hell and forgot to pack water I bought a huge 1,5 liter water bottle for 15 cents. Entered the theater with my backpack and drank straight from the bottle completely chill.

[@Zipesthemanokit]

3:37 got a free pack of soft drink because the machine didn't recognise the barcode, turns out I was scanning the wrong barcode and got away with it 👍

[@polyacov_yury]

7:00 if inflation was 46.8 percent for 15 years, that means that prices were multiplied by 1.468 15 times, which comes out as multiplying by 317 times. 31678%, roughly. If inflation was at 4.68 percent, however, that would only be about 199% increase over 15 years. Compound interest is crazy.

[@Danka42]

0:38 YES! THANK YOU! I HATE THIS WITH EVERY OUNCE OF MY BEING!

[@AdainCaswell]

If you like, you're a real fan of EmKay

[@haruyarains1165]

7:10 aged like fucking wine

[@jonmendelson1104]

8:30 Thank you for reminding me that I can get free pizza from Bibo's today with that username.

[@SkylarDear_466]

The waking up from your dream impressed is like- legit, I had so many dreams where I was exhilarated from the adrenaline pumping because of some zombie apocalypse 🐂💩 to something different like being in a state that is freaking close to the marvel movie level of experience and I felt like the dang main character 😂 Here's a little story if someone's interested: I woke up on a truck with some people I'm familiar with, but don't know are driving it, I had telekinesis powers which works half the time only when I 'focus' hard enough and had a whole fight scene and literally going through malls trying to survive zombies and etc, only to be trapped in the bathroom trying my best to tap back into my power to only be saved by someone ramming into the bathroom door with a pickup truck and getting in it before we all drove off (fyi, I also had a dang whip) 😂

[@najrenchelf2751]

5:57 - this is an illustration from a childrens book series "Pettsson och Findus"... I love those books.

[@Khronically-online-kat]

2:27 personaily brocoli is goated especially when steamed . Though i don't like most vegetables if its on my plate i will try to eat it. I recommend just mixxinf it into some well seasoned food

[@R.K_Chalkboard]

1:19 I'm paranoid of this happening to me. Just gotta walk around like an NPC if that happens.

[@sarahasp3418]

Idk what it’s called in English but the image at 5:57 is from a book or a tv show and it’s called gubben og katten in Norwegian (I assume it’s the book)

[@laura121684]

Pettson and Findus is the English name. It's a book series.

[@מאורקולמן]

0:38 this is one of the biggest reasons i hate math

[@radio_marco]

7:35 I feel called out.

[@Pennsylvania_Countryball]

2:46 so relatable

[@NekoChanSenpai]

Put fluoride back in the water so I don't have to pamper my mouth bones with three spa treatments a day.

[@HectoGames]

7:05 bruh try Norway, if you want a burrito here its gonna cost u at LEAST 15 dollars. Its literally cheaper to meal prep burritos for a week than buying ONE DAMN BURRITO

[@Salicat99]

HEY ZACH!! Your hey google activated mine, so thanks for that. 😂😂😂

[@naser_si]

Were saved people, i cant wait what this guy will safe about it

[@theominouspigeon]

man is the great sage

[@JesseFea]

I feel like people who are native English, that are impressed by how well a non native English speaker speak English often forget that its very easy to learn a language when you are forced to grow up with it because it gets shoved in our faces for everything I for one, never had an English lesson in my life, spelling mistakes? Thank the people who correct you

[@L-ghtlessSky]

why do my mouthstones require upkeep

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

3:19 - I must say that the size of the pockets and the number of them in the vast majority of their clothing turns them in a human aircraft carrier. My husband's winter coat pockets have enough room for a Boeing 747, a helicopter, a submarine, a Sherman tank, and a few elephants. (And when I get too cold, I just curl up into a little ball and he just tucks me into a side pocket with a zipper where I stay nice and warm until we get back home! And I just eat peanuts with one of the elephants while I'm in there, if we decide to take him along that is.) But seriously, he's got a thing of hand sanitizer, a little tub of Carmax lip balm, a flashlight, a lighter, a knife, and any other items he wants to bring along with him, including me, like I said he just tucks me into a side zipper pocket and I take a nap in there. So while some men do just have a phone, keys and a wallet. Doesn't mean there aren't utility dudes out there. (So I married one I can confirm they exist!) 🤣💀

[@kirby17]

That is not a cowboy hat, that is Flan served on a really long plate. Or maybe cake.