memes from reddit

[@Gender_Oobleck]

I tried to grow potatoes and the dirt is 100% optional

[@OmegaQuinn]

I’ve seen people grow potatoes by just sticking them with toothpicks and hanging the bottom part of them over water. As long as the water has something nutritional in it then it can grow

[@VivianHulsey]

I also have onions in the garage and those things are sprouting in more ways than life has for me

[@theominouspigeon]

can potatoes grow in genderfluid

[@Gender_Oobleck]

@ I think the only requirement for potatoes is that they have to grow in one of the three basic states of matter, unfortunately.

[@feuerling]

I've had potatoes in storage sprout tiny potatoes, without any light or dirt.

[@jakedoesyoutube]

Shout out to potatoes, y'all are potatbros.

[@feuerling]

Brotatoes

[@Captain_Timezone]

Don’t forget Mr. Ands Mrs. Potato head

[@mikethewhizz5085]

They legit had to nerf them in minecraft lmao

[@samuel-aka-contepic]

@@feuerling that’s a game

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

@jakedoesyoutube Brotato chip! And I'm the dip! 😎🥔

[@SergioRamos-iv6qw]

12:33 kirby smiles in the Japanese covers, but is angry in the american covers

[@Leafy_Wingsss]

Why

[@beepobeepo]

​@@Leafy_Wingsss kirby hates the west

[@Selnathorn]

@@Leafy_Wingsss They probably thought it wouldn't sell well to boys otherwise? In reality the is only so much you can change on this cute pink ball with legs to make him look appealing for edgy kids

[@AIHumanEquality]

@SergioRamos-iv6qw I'd be angry too being forced into America.

[@thoughtfulhusky]

As a frequent Wikipedia donor, I appreciate the glazing.

[@2basalt19]

I donate $15 a year

[@AIHumanEquality]

The funniest thing to me is that when Robin says AI he means automated stuff that is masquerading as AI because companies have abused the label for marketing purposes to the point common people like Robin don't actually know the difference between AI, automation, and just new computing tech. We need to force companies to stop just putting AI labels on things for marketing.

[@KitKat10281]

As one such "common person" 😂 could you give an/a few example(s)? 😊

[@samuelesanfilippo222]

is that so? like for as long i've followed i remember the guy hating on a.i regardless of the kind, mostly art, it's honestly kinda annoying

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@KitKat10281 Self driving cars, programs generating code or stories, image generators, these are not actually AI. They're just advanced algorithms sorting data out. An AI has to be a program capable of autonomously learning and growing as it is interacted with. These don't fit even that basic criteria.

[@KitKat10281]

@@AIHumanEquality ok, I see what you mean! Thanks!

[@adamvancleave9200]

Closest thing I’ve seen to real AI is when it copies me then copies my counters to their copying.

[@gsubuf]

2:00 bats only sleep during day, Greenland doesn't have the 24 hour timer as we do with morning, afternoon, evening and night, its only night and day cycle every couple of months

[@WhirringGears]

Biggest example of American game box art VS Japanese game box art is Kirby. Look at all the box art for Kirby games and see how many were changed to make the little cute poyo boy look pissed off.

[@voxxas]

on the Switch cover for OMORI, hes smiling in the Japanese version but in the American version he's sad

[@Kiwi-The-Birdie]

SACRILEGE >:[

[@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942]

0:06 as a matter of fact, there’s a potato growing in my rib cage right now, it’s like a chestburster.

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

12:12 the punchline is that..the meme said something about everyone saying "thank god", which is why they specified the computer engineer being an atheist, which is the opposite of "god" somewhat lol

[@raviolithebest8644]

Maybe he would've thought to be assisted by God ?

[@space_twitch1926]

​@toxin7111 yeah, but then you're kinda avoiding the punchline entirely

[@Matheus-gc5fn]

Actually (🤓☝️) the reason why atheists is there is because an atheist would be angrier that people are crediting something he thinks doesn't even exist. While a cristian, who likely would still be pissed off, would at least believe in what those people said too, and thus getting less annoyed (in theory)

[@Matthew_Murray]

12:35 the Kirby series is hilariously known for this, the Japanese version he is always a happy little guy but in the US release he has his serious face on lol.

[@runningthemeta5570]

Ok, that narcissist joke is actually really funny. I wonder how much thought went into it.

[@Verschal]

What narcissist joke?

[@osheridan]

It's a decent joke. The treatment of people with personality disorders does sadden me, though :/

[@snakeanimations9025]

@@osheridan ?

[@Verschal]

@@osheridan I agree, narcissists need help, to bad they can not admit that. It also saddens me how narcissist treat people.

[@osheridan]

​@@Verschal That's a bit of an odd blanket statement. Would you say this about autistic people, or schizophrenics?

[@Ziorac]

12:12 The joke is everyone is thanking god, meanwhile an atheist fixed it and not god. That's why it added it was an atheist. That's the joke.

[@Portaldragon278]

Absolute whiplash seeing your own meme here after watching for so long (16:36)

[@jonnnuti]

12:37 kirby, they make him angry in the American version

[@CERISTHEDEV]

Beat me to the punch i was going to comment this (Perfect example is kirby airide where the only change is that he looks angy in the art)

[@elianhg2144]

well thats the easy one, what are the other ones

[@KirbosPlanet]

thank you for mentioning this. i am happier than ecstatic, manic even

[@NinaLopez-z7g]

7:10 No mans sky, that game is an actual work of art, its made by an indie studio and is genuinely one of the best games I’ve ever played with no microtransactions, I WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT (if you can look past the 60 dollar price tag)

[@RespectfullyBiasedReader]

Remind me to play it at one point

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

12:00 The athiest computer engineer is annoyed at people saying "thank god" for him fixing the internet.

[@iamdaniel471]

Yeah but the athiest part was just unnecessary? Like im not Christian but i feel like this meme is just “haha Christians stupid lol🤓🤓”

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

@iamdaniel471 I am a Christian, and to me it's just saying how people throw around the phrase "thank god" without thinking, but at the same time the IT guy took it a bit too literally. I'm sure they were thankful to him as well, even if they didn't say it.

[@WantedPencil]

​@@iamdaniel471 No one said "stupid", no one even said "christian", and absolutely no one made fun of them. Why do ppl on the internet get offended so easily.

[@iamdaniel471]

@WantedPencil Why do you think im offended? i just find "thank god is bad" jokes unfunny and repetitive. Why do ppl on the internet always miss the point

[@yamigekusu]

12:37 I have one, but it's a Japanese cover for a game that was released in America- Crackdown. North America- cool enhanced cop dude in cool pose Japan- cover drawn by the guy who created Lupin III

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

About a year ago my family had some spare potatoes in just a big laundry basket in our garage, and every time we turned on the light the roots would keep spreading towards the ceiling light like a horrible towering monolith of starch, and I was fully convinced that if I touched them they would wrap around me and I would become a vessel for Potato I’m 19

[@darkstalker9155]

We’re watching the walking dead, and I mentioned that potatoes would be the optimal choice of vegetable to grow at the prison. Them things spread faster than Kudzu in an abandoned playground.

[@feuerling]

Kudzu is also edible

[@WarneD1]

20:59 the Cyber Security division of the FBI has gone on record almost two years ago recommending the use of an adblocker to keep people safe.

[@bluestreaker9242]

The fact that KZbin STILL doesn't understand that THIS is the reason that we use adblocker, and not because "aDs ArE aNnOyInG" - like of course they're annoying and nine times out of ten irrelevant, that's NOT the POINT, Cryptobro CEO! - but rather because adblockers are tantamount to (heck, most of the time they're BETTER than) antivirus software, is *BEYOND* infuriating! And the fact they gaslight you with "We want to make sure our content creators get payment through our ads", like no you don't, KZbin, don't come at me with that blatant lie! Gods...dumb decision after dumb decision, KZbin just canNOT logic these days. If Spock were around, his eyebrow would leave his dang head and he'd have an aneurysm frothing foaming at the mouth flailing on the floor screaming "ILLOGICAL!" XD

[@liquidnitrogen1770]

8:01 Rule 1 of Fight Club You don't talk about Fight Club Rule 2 of Fight Club You do NOT talk about Fight club

[@Michaellearnsart]

What's fight club?

[@liquidnitrogen1770]

@@Michaellearnsart No idea

[@Buzzblade146]

Celeste, Omori, and Buckshot roulette. Kenny needs a raise. Like, really soon.

[@Odin-thedog]

The inner potato wants to escape. That's why dirts optional. It wants OUT!!!!

[@ultimatehusky5481]

3:53 what's really funny is i recently had a package from UPS; they emailed me very specifically saying "your package will be here anywhere between 11:15 AM-2:15 PM" and they werent lying! :D

[@MrHodoAstartes]

A 3-4 hour window is the absolute least for deliveries. How long do they expect a working person to be available during the day?

[@ultimatehusky5481]

​@@MrHodoAstartes No clue. Maybe my package was special since it was my new computer.

[@undyingUmbrage413]

8:08 I cannot imagine how they put funko pops next to very detailed anime figurines and still came to the conclusion that its because they're japanese.

[@bluestreaker9242]

Yeah, I never liked Funko Pop figures. They just all look so bland and boring. I don't even care if that's "the aesthetic", it's a dull aesthetic. NUTCRACKERS have more personality and detail than these bloody things! At least I can USE a nutcracker for something OTHER than just display purpose! >.

[@PixelPerfectio]

7:31 Editor Kenny has impeccable taste

[@lautaroagnes5497]

hell yeah!!! i fucking love celeste and omori and i havent even played any of em cuz i dont have any money!!! >:3

[@uncreativeusername-sl9qf]

@@lautaroagnes5497 rip

[@Fesh_the_fish]

Incredible tastes

[@rayhiros]

The grandma AI thing is pretty cool to be honest and has value. It not only holds the scammers on the line, but also collects data of the scammers for the police and investigators to use. With this scammers not only get scammed but also their networks are getting mapped out for the very first time, making it easier to get after the bosses not only the small fishes.

[@gamingwithyoty7725]

Yeah, shame that ppl just see the word "AI" and auto-assume it's bad

[@kurumi4319]

I never got the hype around Funko Pops. I'm a collector of anime figure and the quality difference is huge. And besides that, all the sculptures who design the figures are really amazing 👏

[@TheMimiSard]

There is a cuteness to the stylised form of Funko. Personally I prefer Sodas over Pops though - the proportions are different, less square in the head, more oval, and they come with a can as their house.

[@starkiller18]

I think they were popular because they were small and inoffensive something you could have on your desk at work to show your interest without taking up to much space or getting HR called on you. or at least that is what I did with mine. I had a few marvel ones on my desk at work then next to my record player when i started working from home. I also never kept them in the box. my mindset is if you buy a toy or collectible what is the point of keeping it in the box they are meant to be played with and enjoyed.

[@joshuamason8992]

you guys are confusing quality with how detailed/real they look and its so annoying lol yes funko's are shit, they are not bad quality because of the design choice though.. the thinner anime plastic models are of course going to be worse quality even if they look 100x better.

[@groovygecko605]

I totally agree with Robin about trying out new original movies, I went to see Red One despite all the negativity surrounding it and I actually enjoyed it! Is it the best Christmas movie? No. Was it still fun to watch? Yes.

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

I accidentally grow potatoes and onions, by letting them sit for too long in a brown paper bag inside of one of the bottom cupboards in our kitchen. Zero light, zero water, just a cool dark dry place, and they love it! 💖🥔

[@elliotronics]

I found you again

[@jonatanpl3899]

12:25 i could HEAR the joke whooshing over your head

[@timburlingame5893]

If I have a job when they do their fund drive, I donate to Wikipedia every time. One of our most important digital resources.

[@eggnogalcoholic]

16:00 I was literally thinking to myself “Hundreds of Beavers is the best example of this” and then BOOM shoutout from Robin

[@gryficowa]

9:48 In short, he did some disgusting things (It started with irritating employees in stores, then he went into restaurants, which was dangerous, and now he's being deported for destroying cars) In addition, he spoke badly about Poles (Okay, as a Kashubian, he is also irritated by Poles, but what he said was worse than criticism for what Poles do...) and praised Russia (I literally want to live in Moscow)

[@gryficowa]

Yes, this man is pro-Russian... Need I mention that many Poles hate Putin?

16:53 If I remember correctly, the reason they went extinct is because they required more food to survive and could not sustain themselves that well.

[@DaleBagley-g8m]

16:09 I watched that in theaters, genuinely one of the best movies I've ever seen

[@killedbycrit]

11:25 that’s ty burrell! He played phil in modern family

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

12:42 Earth Defense Force 6 is a prime example. Came out in Japan in 2022. Two whole years later, it comes out in the Western hemisphere with a WORSE TRANSLATION than the previous title in the series, and MANDATORY EPIC GAMES INTEGRATION on launch, EVEN IF YOU BUY IT ON STEAM. It had desync issues, would FREEZE YOUR CONTROLS every time you got an epic games achievement, and outright ran worse than the previous title, despite using almost entirely the same maps, physics, weapons, effects, and entities. Some guys hacked it to remove the epic games integration, and it RAN BETTER; no desyncs, better frames, no achievements PAUSING YOUR CONTROLS IN FRONT OF ENEMIES ACTIVELY SHOOTING YOU. and as I said, the translation GOT WORSE between 5 and 6. The EDF sing you can sing? It was the same in Japan as EDF 5, but they MADE IT WORSE BY MISTRANSLATING in the 6 port. Nonetheless, the gameplay and story are an outright improvement over EDF 5 and gives a satisfying extension and conclusion to EDF 5's story, allowing you to make power plays that reward your efforts and having the NPC's gradually come to realize that you're a protagonist. If you've played EDF5, play EDF 6, but the management choices for the port were SHIT and nearly ruined it. The Epic Games integration is no longer needed, thankfully, they realized how shit a move that was in under a week, but it soured reviews on launch.

[@peetah_gryffyn]

13:17 i think the cherry blossoms represent the laptop suddenly being fine after "opening Task Manager for 1 min" Could be wrong, tho

[@brandonporter2321]

First meme in, and it's about the absolute machine that is potatoes. Also, I will never forget that one meme. Vegetables: I literally can't grow or sprout unless you do everything correctly and perfectly. Potatoes: WHERE'S THE F**KING SOIL!?

[@AlexVeridyTLW]

12:32 kirby, in America the box art always makes him look more serious for some reason.

[@tzisorey]

"Medications are supposed to be delivered before noon" So they can sit in a letterbox in full sunlight for as much of the day as possible?

[@Odd-Bike]

12:23 the joke is "thank *God*" and the person who fixed the internet (in this case, atheist) is upset that a higher being he doesn't believe gets the credit, and not him for fixing the internet.

[@Proud_of_Yourself]

I have a small collection of funko pops, I didn't keep them in the boxes, and I don't care if they ever sell high, I just collect them for fun

[@TheMimiSard]

I feel this about everything I collect, including my Lego, action figures, Pops and Sodas.

[@Retro_Lightning]

I collect them too, got plenty in their boxes but I agree, I don't want to sell them, it's the fun value I like because to me it's a "I got this figure because it's from something I like"

[@Zombiekilleryamato]

I do like them in the box says what they are for other people and I can stack them for space

[@Guy-Zero]

And thats totally valid. If you like them, than go ahead

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

4:28 *"Liquefied teeth" is now a new fear. Thanks!*

[@michealbounds550]

11:06 - Isn't that suppose to be Ty Burrell from Modern Family?

[@AoiLucine]

I donate 2 bucks every month to Wikipedia! I use it so much... least I can do.

[@ooc329]

13:37 yeah, signs saying that you're entering the autobahn

[@ASHE_ATTACC]

4:35 LITERALLY! Last time I went to the dentist this guy was looking at one of my teeth he had to fill and he was like "this is one of the worst cavities I have ever seen in my life." and I swear to god it wasn't even that big. I had one other that was significantly larger that my previous dentist said nothing about...

[@AmazingAutist]

17:56 no one was saying where I'm playing that you're cool for not buying KZbin premium. They just didn't know anybody who actually bought it. Understandable as most people don't.

[@Kabukkafa]

It is actually Sunday; just one ,potentially more, weeks later. *Robin ain't a liar!*

[@DaveYognaut]

It's technically Monday for me now, but I've not gone to sleep yet, so I'm claiming it

[@Meiko-Heigo]

Made my morning, thank you Emkay!!

[@PotterBrony82]

Have seen people pointing out that the person/people behind Frieren seem to like feet. I’m assuming that’s what the drawing at 7:45 was originally intended to mean.

[@katarinadreams6955]

I keep my Funko Raditz in his box to symbolize him being in hell. I was never under the impression that his value would increase over the next twenty years

[@MsMiDC]

potatoes are all fun and games until potato blight wears its ugly ass head

[@Utgard_Loki]

16:36 Dude, leave the dryad alone, she JUST got away from Zeus

[@something-about-sunflowers]

Golden phrase to use in this situation: 'I'd have to check my schedule; Why, what's up?'

[@TheInfamousMomo]

Yooooo, another emkay vid!

[@sydneys207]

"There had to have been signs before you got on the Autobahn with your friend, right?" Yeah, like "Autobahn, this way"

[@boighie]

on the martial law thing: can confirm most of us simply went to bed cause we knew the idiot’s plan would be reversed by the morning

[@M4rlol]

Explaining the fight club joke (spoilers for the movie): Tyler turns out to be a figment of the narrator's imagination, that's why the girl doesn't appear on the second panel, she isn't real

[@Molushie]

12:39 they make kirby angry on the US box art

[@dustinj918]

7:44 I think I read somewhere that the reason America doesn't switch to the metric system is because it would be too costly and take too much time. I could be wrong, so feel free to correct me.

[@Ventriii]

I heard that we WERE gonna switch, but the boat with all the measurements sank or something.

[@dustinj918]

@Ventriii I just went to look that up From the looks of it, the guy who was supposed to show the system to Thomas Jefferson did die, but the part about the ship being hijacked is a myth. I'm going by what Snopes says, so there might be more to it then that.

[@Windowsarecool-s1n]

@Ventriii If I remember correctly, Thomas Jefferson ordered the metric weights from France, but the ship carrying them was brought off course by a storm. During this time British privateers raided the ship and captured the crew and its cargo, meaning that the weights never made it to America. Although even if they did there was a small chance congress would approve the metric conversion.

[@Ventriii]

@Windowsarecool-s1n alright

[@Local_raccoon_dumpster]

This was a great way to start my morning. Just sitting on the couch drinking coffee while watching. I love this channel ❤️

[@lillafinan]

I smell a missed opportunity to say "good morning anyway, welcome to emkay"

[@SaturnYoshi]

11:15 That's Ty Burrell from Modern Family.

[@repussiul9863]

12:33 Jack Bros for the Virtual Boy is a pretty good example (The fact Kirby is angry in the American box arts is better known though)

[@SuperSodaFN]

IM SUING KZbin FOR HIDING THIS EMKAY VIDEO FROM ME FOR 43 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Alice_was-here_1999]

Either potatoes are hard to grow or I’m just a natural plant serial killer 😭

[@Luzisaustralian]

You must be the second option considering potatoes have started growing in my house without me trying to grow potatoes

[@BenjaminIzquierdo-nb6tq]

12:35 all Kirby games in the us have him looking mad

[@kyojurorengoku730]

*Robin taking the jokes extremely literally is always funny 😂*

[@soggycracker5934]

I'm so glad I have a decent job that provides good insurance. DO NOT LOOK UP WHY NEANDERTHAL IS GONE!!!

[@xerus_5]

Legends say that you can grow a potato by just throwing a seed on the carpet

[@feuerling]

A seed potato

[@Krystlgaming]

I have had a potato grow other potatoes on it while it was still in the bag, dirt is very much optional

[@Izzy-w1n]

Same

[@girlwithoutafairy]

The movie one is so fucking true. Like people will complain about Disney and DreamWorks making a ton of sequels when they didn't watch Onward, Soul, Luca, Turning Red, Elemental, The Bad Guys, Wish, Strange World, Raya and the Last Dragon, etc

[@hahavirgin9649]

EMKAY POST ON MY BIRTHDAY LES GO, this is my good luck charm for the remainder of my year.

[@OxPolya]

Happy birthday!🎉

[@mackenziesummers2919]

How can you call yourself chronically online and not know about cheems? I remember putting cheems in a PowerPoint presentation I did in high school over 6 years ago. Maybe I'm just biased though because I love shiba inus and memes about them

[@Pukei-Lukei]

12:39 Kirby is a great example. Americans thought he was too cute

[@adumbfurry7036]

12:37 Everyone here saying kirby but we all out here forgetting what they did to megaman/rockman.

[@sehrish1837]

0:00 the way he just said potato was so satisfying

[@karlhyetravelerofworlds]

If potatoes do not have soil, do not worry they will find soil.

[@McPilch]

Ya might wanna research a little into "plastic junk figures, japan".... the high-end ones (and some at the more reasonable price-points, depending on brand/series) are in a whole other dimension compared to Funkos. Funkos aren't complete trash, though.. if you just think of em as little gimmicky things to add to your collection of stuff of a fandom. There are some super expensive ones, but only due to rarity, not quality.

[@nohalo3forme]

damn, there goes the EmKay Funko collab

[@MisatoBestWoman]

7:31 I screenshotted this thank you editor Kenny 14:54 what Regarding the remake / original film thing look I want to see so many movies but I had to realize there is just not enough time in the day …

[@vexilanimous]

12:28 what NOA thought they were doing when they changed kirbys face from happy to pissed off on the cover of almost every game we got

[@lilygamingtheories1410]

2:48 honestly I never saw this character being used other than “man this guy sucks”, that’s how fast it was

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

Honestly, I just had to Google "What is the dog même wearing jeans that everyone hates", because I had no idea what the meme was about

[@notagoat281]

2:00 the joke is that Greenland (or at least parts of it) are within the Arctic Circle, and thus during winter, they experience periods of time greater than 24 hours where the sun doesn't rise. At the most extreme (at the Earth's pole's), this period lasts a full 6 months.

[@enderkatze6129]

9:10 these statues are most likely not correspondent to any anime or manga, and exist purely for sex appeal

[@mattrare4459]

Actually im pretty sure theyre from an anime called "bunny girl senpai" or something like that. Never watched it myself but ive seen her on a few manga covers

[@Zipesthemanokit]

9:13 yeah but they expensive for my broke ass, I only got... 9 good ones, and 14 funkos from vaious shows, I don't care about reselling them, I like them because it's what I can afford and it shows what I like

[@Switchkid64]

0:35 Ladies and Gentlemen, I am finally proud to say that this meme is now false for me. Appreciate the support, but it happened this year already, there's no need to keep doing this anymore.

[@shadowstar5818]

Me with my funko collection sitting on my dresser WITH my action figures and statues 🥲

[@MagicianFairy]

@12:34 Kirby in America gets Angry eyebrows in most box covers. Japan tends to keep him with his classic look.

[@Vincent_Beers]

The only valid use of AI I've seen so far is harassing scammers and wasting their time. AI can keep a scammer going in circles for hours while they think they are going to steal money from a senile old person.

[@gamingwithyoty7725]

What about infinite craft and whatbeatsrock? I don't see these getting a lot of hate for being ai

[@SpicedAubergineBaobuns]

5:30 Back in my day, KZbin; Went by a 5 star rating system No Ads 360p Videos couldn't be longer than 10 minutes It was... Different.

[@leefisher6366]

8:03 - I understand the fight club thing completely. If you haven't worked it out, EmKay, I suggest you watch the film, since by the first two of its rules, I'm not supposed to talk about it.

[@thedestroyer6850]

Little does he know, it is currently sunday morning for me

[@Gay_racoons]

Idk if I'm 100% correct but the batman meme at 1:49 is referring to the fact that Greenland has longer days/the sun can might not set for months due to the tilt on the earth's axis. Please don't take my word for this as I'm not sure if I'm correct.

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

You are correct

[@daanwilmer]

Good Sunday morning! And yes, I am watching this on Sunday morning.

[@UntitledVideoChannel]

WHY DID I GET AN AD ABOUT A DRAGON’S FATHER WANTING TO SLEEP WITH AN AI VOICE 💀💀💀🙏🙏

[@Capybara3332]

8:37 I just got a Spider-Man funco pop ad right here