Religion vs. Science - Dylan Moran | Yeah Yeah | Universal Comedy

Dylan Moran talks about how people in the West don't believe in anything (and we're proud of it).
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[@nijnij3988]

"Anybody who has totally given up on the idea of god and the devil has never been properly kissed or flown on Ryanair with a hangover" Gotta love this man

[@7star7storm7]

You only know there's food there because one of the drinks is chewy 🤣🤣👌 indeed

[@ninjacoffeebunny4659]

I didn't realize that the voice of the universe was a British Mickey Mouse

[@al-bot1094]

I believe in the potential of humanity. This guy is funny.

[@moniuski]

I still adore him

[@mumsow]

Actually I have flown on Ryanair with a hangover... I think I did meet with the devil that day.

[@anjelica948]

I have never flown on RyanAir, but I have flown with a severe hangover, and I also believe I met the devil.

[@mumsow]

@@anjelica948 😁💜

[@Holdit66]

@@anjelica948 I have flown on Ryanair...I didn't have a hangover when we boarded but I felt like I had one by the time we landed...

[@einahsirro1488]

If I had a harem, he'd have to be in it.

[@penguinista]

I prefer questions I can't answer to answers I can't question. Science is based on testable ideas. You don't need to have faith in science, though many people do. You can understand every aspect of science and test it yourself, if you have the energy. Religion is based on faith and does not stand up to testing against reality. Just because some people treat science like a religion, doesn't mean they are the same thing. Being willing to decide you are wrong when facts disagree with your ideas and come up with new idea that match the evidence is not how religions work.

[@oneill765]

This is a comedy show, not a ted talk You're aware of this yes?

[@tcrown3333]

@@oneill765 🤣😂 I was beginning to think I was on the wrong thread! 👀👀

[@silvasilvasilva]

Preaching to the converts, mate.

[@jamesdewane1642]

When I run up against stuff that doesn't bear scrutiny in a religion, I just remind myself that it's a metaphor, and I get to decide what that metaphor is about. And that habit helps you realize/remember that constructs in science are metaphors, too. Space and time themselves for instance, haha I'll paint your house and steal the ladder, one of those is true!

[@lukepennington3376]

Despite going teetotal, he still acts very much like Bernard Black...

[@pseudonayme7717]

He started drinking again in 21, like most of us 😛

[@lukepennington3376]

@@pseudonayme7717 ah, well that's fair enough

[@Combinia]

least quantum physics entanglement theory + religion = "did we find proof of the soul?" and it's a mind blowing thing in my own humble opinion.

[@lokendrachaulagain3513]

nice

[@christianmaas8934]

The farm deteriorates almost immediately

[@gm6994]

RE: ". . . They all have a neck" , please explain?

[@jeremyreid9582]

He who laughs last, lives longest.

[@darrennayar6858]

Or is really slow 🐼

[@kenrizzle1799]

He who laughs last, didn’t get it

[@UMBR.]

He who lives laughest, longs lastest.

[@Hilda1513]

Those who say they don't believe in anything don't realize that's their biggest belief that "they don't believe in anything."

[@bibibrin5035]

Religion is based on one book. You can't dispute it or question it. Science is based on questioning everything. That's why it keeps evolving.

[@David-qo3wm]

Ironically 'science' has become a religion.

[@SinZlair]

it`s actually multiple books combined into one, and then you have the dead sea scrolls etc on top of that.

[@phillipphil1615]

​@@David-qo3wm science questions this assertion.

[@sharonmccann5641]

@@David-qo3wm . Yep, Displacement

[@cooperking827]

Incorrect

[@charliepershall5956]

Truth is not Freedom. Truth has absolute boundaries'. And freedom, has Absolutely No boundaries'. And Truth is All That Truly Exists Other Than Truth there is Just The Understood Concept of An Absence. Lies with intent to deceive or not is fantasy. Lies remain in the nonexistent realm. Knowledge and Understanding come to the Honest. Words to the honest and wise: honesty and understanding is the only true belief. Without honesty and understanding we do not know what to believe. To accept other’s opinion of the truth without proving it to yourself; it is being deceived it is not believing. We must understand to believe. Until Next time: Sweet Dreams: Truth will solve all our problems before we create them; and ignore or reject the truth; problems will multiply all by themselves; those problems will need no help. Have a great and a meaningful life if it is at all possible. Just whispers, of the Ghost of Reality.

[@calvin22]

That actually made sense......

[@charliepershall5956]

@@calvin22 Intelligent Design Is Science Intelligent Design Is not Religion! It has nothing to do with the Worship of the Imaginary Mythical Fantasy Gods that Religions worship. The Great Creator is not one of those Fantasy Gods. Science Lacks Understanding The Spirit Energy Source. The Great Designer and Creator, Matter, Knowledge, Energy, Time and Space Has Always Existed. All are Without Beginning or end. Beginning and End only reveals an absence. 'Intelligent Design Begins With The Universe' Creation is only the rearrangement of matter as Existence and Matter does not evolve from nothing. Though Science Lacks The Understanding of The Spirit Energy Source. Science has been using The Spirit Energy Source for Many years. As that is where knowledge and Understanding is found. The Great Creator is far more Massive and complex than the God worshipers realize and understand. The Great Creator is not a being somewhere in space. The Great Creator is a huge mass of spirits in perfect unity. And with the same care and respect for each another. Gods Are Imaginary Personages Of Worship Gods are not creators. There are Hundreds of Gods that the human has worshipped. Words to the honest and wise: honesty and understanding is the only true belief. Without honesty and understanding we do not know what to believe. To accept other’s opinion of the truth without proving it to yourself; it is being deceived it is not believing. We must understand to believe. Until Next time: Sweet Dreams: Truth will solve all our problems before we create them; and ignore or reject the truth; problems will multiply all by themselves; those problems will need no help. Have a great and a meaningful life if it is at all possible. Just whispers, of the Spirit of Reality.

[@highflyerl23]

How does one uncover 5% of something infinite?

[@OlleLindestad]

It's about composition, not extent. Imagine a the universe as a potentially infinite cake. (I say potentially, because I'm not sure that we can say with certainty whether or not it is in fact infinite.) We haven't mapped out 5% of the surface of the cake; what we've done is figured out 5% of what the cake is made out of.

[@brdrnda3805]

The universe is not infinite.

[@frogbard]

The universe is expanding into infinite nothingness.

[@brdrnda3805]

@@frogbard Even if it's true, that it is expanding into infinite nothingness, it doesn't mean it's infinite. It would be a finite thing infinitely expanding into infinity.

[@frogbard]

@@brdrnda3805 Yes, it's not something yet; it's nothing.

[@anoniemuss824]

Pretty good, had some laughs. Just want to say that you can have spiritual beliefs without religion and they can coincide with science if you so choose because you can believe whatever you want to believe. There’s plenty of non-religious spiritual material out there if you’re looking for a starting point.

[@DemstarAus]

Why bother though? Why does anyone need "spirituality" anyway. It doesn't even mean anything.

[@anoniemuss824]

@@DemstarAus It means what you want it to mean. Picture it as a way of understanding the universe as another layer on top of what science can explore. If you prefer to believe there is nothing beyond the physical, then that’s the end of the story for you and that’s fine. If you’d prefer to imagine that you do exist beyond your body, then there’s an entire realm of ideas and possibilities to explore. It’s a thought experiment that becomes belief. But not necessarily belief that you would act upon, like you would with religion. It can add more color and meaning to your life. It’s up to you.

[@charliepershall5956]

That Great Book That Christianity Worships Although that book contains fantasy and deceit there is some Truth in it. It appears that there is prophecy that has become true in our day. That two horned Beast the lamb that come out of the earth. that Great America truly appears to be that beast, posing as a meek little lamb, but is a vicious powerful beast, the last world dominion. And in the book of Daniel, the two feet of the great image, the last word dominion, truly appears to be that Great America. In the end all dominion will be abolished. Dominion is the Great downfall of Humanity. Words to the honest and wise: honesty and understanding is the only true belief. Without honesty and understanding we do not know what to believe. To accept other’s opinion of the truth without proving it to yourself; it is being deceived it is not believing. We must understand to believe. Until Next time: Sweet Dreams: Truth will solve all our problems before we create them; and ignore or reject the truth; problems will multiply all by themselves; those problems will need no help. Have a great and a meaningful life if it is at all possible. Just whispers, of the Ghost of Reality.

[@importantname]

play to your crowd

[@pauloc8988]

Last

[@tombombadil9123]

it's awesome cos it's true. the "enlightened" West replaced "blind" faith in God with blind faith in science. we the ordinary people have very little understanding of either. so what's the difference?

[@psaik123]

significantly more than maybe one guy every other century can prove or refute your theory

[@tempestive1]

If you think anyone with scientific literacy has "faith" in science, you're either ignoring the Bible's definition of faith, or you don't know the first thing about science and falsifiability. Faith is like a broken clock. It may be right twice a day, but it'll tell you any time at any time you want. There's NOTHING one can not justify with faith. Even opposing stances. I don't use faith, and if I ever do, I'll change that immediately. I use degrees of tentative trust depending on the available information. And if there's no information, I don't go around filling all the gaps with a Sky Daddy who is undistinguishable from unexistent. I say "I don't know", because I prefer my choices to be informed on reality rather than some self-illusioning fairy tale.

[@tombombadil9123]

@@tempestive1 I was speaking on behalf us, the ordinary people. you clearly represent the extraordinary portion of humanity 👏

[@charliepershall5956]

The Great Creator Is Spirit The Great Creator is not a Father or a lord those both are just a man, just humans. The Great Creator is not a being somewhere in space. The Great Creator is a huge mass of spirits in perfect unity. And with the same care and respect for each another. Truth is not free. Truth has absolute boundaries'. Justice comes only by the truth. Free has absolutely no boundaries', free is chaos. Who Is It That Can Face And Honor The Truth? The Basic Of Justice is do unto others as you would like to be done unto you. The Basic principle of Christianity is corrupt. It is far from Justice. To sentence and executing an innocent man for the crime of all humanity. What Honest person would let your neighbor be executed for your own crime? Evidently a Christian would. However, you all will face your own consequences, for your corruption and crime. You will not pin it on an innocent man. You all will harvest what you plant. And Christianity also promote Cannibalism by a ritual that they pretend they are eating Jesse's flesh and drinking his blood. The Great Creator performs Justice. You all will face your own consequences for your corruption and crimes. You will not pin them on an innocent man. Gods Are Imaginary Personages Of Worship Gods are not creators. There are Hundreds of Gods that the human has worshipped. How is it that you successfully deceive those in other nations to worship your Imaginary Mythical Gods and then go to war for the nation you worship and kill those members of your own churches. The Honest and wise will turn from their Idolatry and Honor and respect the Great Creator. words to the honest and wise: honesty and understanding is the only true belief. Without honesty and understanding we do not know what to believe. To accept other’s opinion of the truth without proving it to yourself; it is being deceived it is not believing. We must understand to believe. Until Next time: Sweet Dreams: Truth will solve all our problems before we create them; and ignore or reject the truth; problems will multiply all by themselves; those problems will need no help. Have a great and a meaningful life if it is at all possible. Just whispers, of the Ghost of Reality.

[@FinnBearOfficial]

I bet you believed in the experts! The ones who bare no cost for being wrong..

[@austenhead5303]

I didn't. And they weren't just wrong, they were lying.

[@FinnBearOfficial]

@@austenhead5303 my man! 💥👊 Never give up!

[@austenhead5303]

@@FinnBearOfficial 👊

[@JJONNYREPP]

Religion vs. Science - Dylan Moran | Yeah Yeah | Universal Comedy 2253pm 17.7.22 we are nothing. is certainly a very liberating aspect of sod all.

[@davidrobinson293]

You make jokes about what you clearly don't understand. You are deriding your ignorance. Because you don't care doesn't make something any less true. Simple wonderful Irish humour is cleverer and more funny with Dave Allen.

[@morro190]

Cool story bro

[@threebadgersinatrenchcoat7957]

What?

[@Jeremyramone]

Too soon..

[@jeremymorse2087]

Oh dear

[@sarahs7669]

I bet you can even find his videos on youtube. I don’t understand people who watch comedians or musicians or politicians they don’t like on youtube and then leave comments about how other ones are better. Just… go watch the other ones. There are a million choices. Stop watching stuff you don’t like; life is too short.

[@coldaddiction]

A wise woman