Remove the Straps Dude ! (BlackPoint Marina)

Boat Ramp was kinda slow and sometimes I like to tell you guys stories. Today is the Story of Miami and the Pookiehead phase people got into. A couple of boat fails but this is Alfred a little more subdued .
My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show

[@shane86gt]

the guy at the far left ramp still has the straps on the back of the boat

[@Dr_Flankensteinn]

Agreed Transom Straps weren't removed :(

[@bookooc5605]

ya think? Morons

[@darryleaston8183]

@@bookooc5605 Alfred should put it in the title or something.

[@JD-qh3sd]

You can see that the two straps hanging from the stern are not actually attached to the trailer when the boat emerges from the water. Those straps were not holding the boat to do the trailer.

[@arthurbrumagem3844]

I have done that myself - oops

[@jimm3756]

They should start charging the ramp hogs a dollar a minute for each boat staying there longer than 5 minutes. It's a public ramp not your private slip.

[@keithscudder7136]

So true, 5 minutes, then get out of the way.....

[@Jays620]

The first boat I seen the trailer floating I new he didnt disconnect the rear tie downs. HAHAHAHAHHA

[@doug6191]

*saw *knew Some people are better at other things. HAHAHAHAHA 😒

[@hatchingiscatchingbx22br58]

Here's your sign that the straps are still hooked up. Wait what it's a float on trailer. Lol

[@psi23k]

You must be new around here lol

[@revelationakagoldeneagle8045]

I saw the straps still on as he was backing up... WOW 😳😬😂 You could see it lifting the whole trailer 😉

[@user-or2bv2fk6v]

Straps will do it !

[@mikeyd.234]

All hail ALFRED MONTANER - the KING of BLACK POINT!

[@AlfredMontaner]

Sire!

[@johngauntlett4915]

Alfred, women don't sweat, they glisten. Just ask your wife, she'll tell you.

[@fleurdelis0012]

Dude, I just found this channel, and you, my friend, are hysterical.!! Bloop, bloop! all day!

[@ED-es2qv]

That guy that spent twenty minutes failing to back his boat in, forgot the rear straps too. The whole video (a different chit show) I had seen him fail to do that and was waiting for him to float the trailer. He failed so bad he never found out how bad he failed.

[@glennchristie2316]

“” THEY NEED TOW HOOKS ON THE FRONT OF THEIR TRUCKS “” A good way for some guy to make money would be to hang-out at the Marina with a “TOW CHAIN” to help those who backed-in the water too far and started to spin.

[@SoccerDadOf2-4Life]

I love the videos Alfred. I especially enjoyed the way you said “Googan” at the 7min 42sec portion of the video. Had me busting up. Thanks for sharing

[@waltertx.6020]

Man, it really doesn't hurt anything, if you take off your rear tie downs before you back down the ramp! Awesome job Alfred 👍✌️

[@johngauntlett4915]

Okay boys and girls, story time with Uncle Al.

[@riverkingz360]

I never see anyone using wheel chocks 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

[@henryflores7492]

Yessir, that’s exactly what the Miami scene was like. Was in all of the clubs you mentioned

[@Scuba_Bro]

This makes me think of the good ol’ days when my dad had the well-greased rollers on his trailer and it was so easy to get the boat on and off lol… back then people apparently didn’t care about the bottom appearance of the boat as much it seems 🤣

[@trevorjohnston9429]

You guys need to catch up with us here in Aus. Our bunks are made of poly. Our boats don't stick on bunks, they slide straight off as soon as they get wet.

[@jamesbaskins6351]

Another qualified captain

[@jdc9528]

People watching is a sport , especially at busy places. Humans do the craziest things at times. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@dontkarebear9485]

Alfred, I'm gonna take a vacation just so I can go fishing with you in Florida. Maybe we're strange but this is sooooooo entertaining. Salud Alfred, keep up the ChitChow

[@bigbuttbubba5301]

This 60 yr old hillbilly in Appalachia loves your vids ! The whole Boating World Life looks like a good time. It'd be cool to do an immersion into it for a week or so & no doubt I'd be lucky to hire you as tour guide. Except those 2 dudes beefing. I'd hafta nope out on that & go get a burger or something.

[@gregsheffield7586]

🎶 The wheels in the water go bloop bloop bloop. Lol

[@prikbastrd]

You've got a keen eye for some good cakes my friend. Keep up the good work.

[@citizentrucker]

dude holding the lines not paying attention, rangers like dale amarra eso ahi asere! lol

[@palmettocarpetmiamiROBERT]

Up all night foam parties at amnesia

[@danieldavis3235]

Install a extended tongue on your trailer. Problem solved, no more Bloop Bloop

[@davidschneider9237]

The strap trailer floated in to the dock

[@edvickerman2950]

It’s like the old saying goes “ You can’t fix Stupid!!!

[@jaynedoe1959]

I know about Space. Carl Sagan told me it`s full of billions & billions of stars! Now hold my cocktail so I can snort another line before I get spaced out...

[@wizardking8528]

I have watched several of your videos and I have become a fan. You do a great job and your videos are of high quality. I would really like to see some videos of the Miami River at night with all the boats lighted up. Keep up the great work.

[@CGCampbellJr]

How HARD is it? Make a check list. #1 DRAIN PLUG. #2 Rear Trailer Straps. #3 Front Strap. #4 Bow Dock Lines. #5 Aft Dock Lines. #6 Fenders if you have them, and finally fuel/oil. Do the check list BEFORE you worry about alcohol and everything else!

[@nodayatthebeach]

You got to get back to making more of these at Black point. Bread and butter ! Love'em

[@Alexander-gt4rc]

Great story Alfred. Thanks for that.

[@citizentrucker]

i remember the foam parties lol we used to sneak in, was only in 8th grade in cutler ridge at the time haha we always found a way in :)

[@RatdogDRB]

So? When the Ranger stepped in to take control, without looking to see what's going on... does that qualify as: "Ranger Danger!!!" ?

[@dpshank]

Amazing how it's all about them. Always load the gear and ice up away from the ramp. Hold up a ramp for several minutes while you use the dock to load ice, coolers, gear that should have been loaded up in the staging area. At our ramps one would be crucified.

[@richardaffonso1233]

Seems like she not the only one who was sweating 😅

[@ratfinkron5793]

I used to work at Howard Hughes medical institute in coconut grove off main hwy in the 80's great times loved the bed races

[@Grady252]

What is the deal with folks having to load their boats at the ramp! This is so crazy man! Guy unloading, loading his cooler, bringing ice, etc while at the ramp. Man! They don't get it.

[@walldogger1]

Narcissism is the newest religion!🥳

[@Bubbles99718]

Big line formed too. Should have chair umpires there makin sure everything keeps movin

[@Grady252]

@@Bubbles99718 Yeah, I wonder why the park Police that was there was not doing anything about it.

[@tckelley71]

He was unloading the truck for the entire video! Also why did he have 8 20lb bags of ice and let them site in the back of his truck, then on the dock and melt? He probably only needed 2 bags of ice if he would have put them in the cooler (on the boat) when he first got them!

[@Bubbles99718]

@@Grady252 They probably didn't want to get shot. Most of these idiots are maga scum

[@SnomanByBlake]

I like your commercials.

[@adrianc8285]

Captain Lance is never excited to see you 🤨

[@keithscudder7136]

He almost always comes by to chat with Alfred....

[@lilbopeep6059]

Wild that you brought up the Olympia and we are less than a week away from it and it’s in Florida this year too. Just ironic lol

[@billgalli5991]

Amazing some people take 1/2 the day to unload and re load their boats.

[@evilbeaver267]

Enjoy it Alfred. Best wishes and more “Chit”

[@tadldopp1]

Dang bro , all that history off a head that brought you back in the day …. Lol I love it . BTW a shout out from so. Cal WHAT UUUPPPP

[@cory3185]

Love your videos ! Keep up the good work, this shit is comical !!

[@josephblakemore6084]

The fishing rod at 11:00 exact that still has its tag dangling

[@jamesjohnson-tk3gx]

Just unhook it from the truck and take the trailer with ya lol

[@jerrydiver1]

I'm watching the guy's idiocy and his boat actually floating his attached trailer, and Alfred is just babbling on about this, that and who let the dogs out. And if the 'captain' didn't remove the tie-downs, did he put the plug in? I'm just sayin'...

[@e33533]

Alfred said "CHARITIN" LMAO thank you for sharing hermano!

[@matthewjohnson9796]

Pro tip, straps…haha

[@manus1276]

You are the champions of launching

[@johnsipolis]

These people have no idea. Why put the trailer in so deep, no wonder so many vehicles go" BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP" Boaties in America seem to dither around the ramps, this wouldn't be tolerated in Australia.

[@matchthat5053]

This has got to make you wonder how these people survive as adults?

[@eagle5720]

All they need is four wheel drive

[@survivalSC]

I guess every state is different. I have never seen a ranger at a boat ramp before. I have been watching your videos for a while and I have never so many people pulling these heavy boats with small suv and trucks. These videos make me so glad I have a boat slip. Make the 600 a month for the slip worth every penny lol. Love the videos

[@keithscudder7136]

That man is a Park Ranger, (A. K, A. Wannabe cop), who at times is quite helpful with the new Boaters......$600 a month is a steal ! They pay $1 to $2 thousand a month !

[@palmettocarpetmiamiROBERT]

After hours at the mix lol!! George Acosta at shadow lounge. Then you had amnesia as well.

[@ignacio9552]

You might of thought it was a slow simple video; however, your narration and at the same time watching the two boats attempting to launch along with Capt. Lance at the end was as entertaining as any other video. This was captivating as you told the story of the night clubs and after hours. Nice job Alfredo Jose Montaner. Keep it coming, your subscribers never know what to expect because you change it up, never boring. Other channels just show boat ramps while they narrate and describe what is being seen which is boring; however, you bring it to another level. Your charisma is no match for their attempt at being "you" because you're "you" and it cannot be imitated. Hit that SUBSCRIBE button and "Wait For It" Ya! ya! I'll drop the MIc..

[@waltere.mellin3537]

WOW! More chaos than usual

[@euniceperez4510]

You can see the transom straps on the lift loops.

[@patricksaldivar4183]

A chituation at the ramp.

[@kennythomas1107]

Chit Show double time today.......it’s lookin like stoned boaters Dade Co. Florida chapter 305......awesome job btw!

[@jeffreypierce1440]

miami used to be a high class WASP resort city. it's change so much because the demographics have changed so much.

[@patrickpeterson500]

You finally took the straps off and the boat will pull off very easy now

[@Th3GhostFPV]

Lemme know if you ever need a drone pilot for the chit show!!! I get you some nice aerial shots Lmao 🤣 these clowns bro....you would think from owning a boat for a minute you've been thru this before....smh

[@djpat5998]

Lol he said baby fish killer

[@FATHERSOFBASS]

I’m Mexican, Chicano from Los Angeles and I know who charitene is

[@ngml320]

Alfred i can't stop laughing!

[@arnoldkellner2173]

Does Captain Lance’s vessell have bow thrusters? He can turn his boat on a dime😂😂😂👍

[@ChrisJones-xq4ms]

Thought the same... freaking animal!

[@geoffreyneish7999]

No bow thruster needed, just twin engines! 😎

[@arnoldkellner2173]

@@geoffreyneish7999 thanks just wondering 👍🇺🇸😂

[@tckelley71]

It's called twin sticking. One in forward one in reverse. You can make it turn around in the length of the boat.

[@arnoldkellner2173]

@@tckelley71 thanks I’ve never owned a boat with two motors, I was wondering how he could turn s9 effortlessly 😂😂

[@Pilot545]

Wait! The guy on the left who was spinning his rear tires was a 4x4???? Did he never think to engage it before trying to launch? First step for me!

[@berndm9743]

Did they forget to unstrap the back of the boat??? Why doesn't the marina cut groves in the ramps??

[@Psychobilly]

Not required when you know how to launch and recover a boat.

[@glennchristie2316]

Tell these Boaters to have “Tow Hooks” on the front of their trucks so when they start spinning - someone could hook-on and pull them forward.

[@jironside2825]

Rollin Rollin Rollin

[@davidglover575]

What's up with all these dock preppers? It doesn't take that long to get underway. Geez

[@SGTSpliffer]

The Dolphin mall parking lot is a chit show.

[@FATHERSOFBASS]

Lol there was a horse fly that hit my bottom lip hahahahah😆😂

[@CL-cq1hi]

Don't worry about say the wrong thing. If someone gets mad let them. As long as you can sleep at night.

[@JD-qh3sd]

You can see when he finally pulls the boat out that those two straps on the stern were just hanging free. They were hanging from the boat but they were not secured to the trailer. This can be seen clearly if you watch the boat as it emerges out of the water.

[@jerryrobinson3923]

It’s clear to everyone reading You can’t see clearly , those straps are still attached when he backs in the first and second time .

[@rusteshakelford5799]

Dock etiquette #1 don't prep and load your boat at the dock , do it in the parking lot or prepping area if provided

[@keithscudder7136]

They have a staging area for all of these boats ! :)

[@alexhunt5621]

The first boat was still strapped to the trailer… thats why it didnt come off.

[@jimputnam2044]

Is this X rated, at 8:40 you said " don't make her sweat at the boat ramp...but he did get her off"

[@migueltrujillo5932]

Are they taking the bass boat 19:20 out on the chop? I thinking my Excel Pro Bay might do okay on it.

[@billyhinton9155]

Tidowns come off before water hahaha....

[@FishingwithCristina]

And at this moment he knew he_______ up LOL

[@markg7762]

i cant belive you do not see the straps

[@bettymaverick1098]

Old time boater here, it seems most of the boat trailers have to short of trailer necks which causes this type problems. Longer necks takes of more space in your yard. They use to have sliding trailers. What happened to them?

[@charlierahner2141]

They need to improve the surface of those boat ramps so that the vehicles have more traction.

[@jerrydiver1]

Well, that's one problem...

[@davidhoffman1278]

The driving surfaces have ridges, but once covered in sea slime and mold you end up with low traction anyway. Now if each towing vehicle had a big front winch and some decent tackle blocks then you could possibly tie off to the last piling on the pier and winch out or use the winch as a hold line for the vehicle.

[@brucemarshall9944]

How the hell did they make it 90 miles

[@stanstevens3783]

When the trailer came out the straps were not connected at the bottom

[@mikeyliah]

Hi Alfred, I’m from Texas and we frequently power load and unload our boats - especially if you are by yourself. Is there some Florida ordinance against “backing your boat off the trailer” or “power loading” (driving on to your trailer” at the end of your trip ? Also, because I was on my boat, with the engine running when my accomplice backed me in to a slimmer ramp, the vehicle started to glub glub - so I just pushed the vehicle back out of the water so the driver could get a grip.

[@mikeyliah]

Addendum: I always start the boat before departing the trailer. Get to water intake depth and start her up. If no start, then just pull back out to correct issues - no harm no foul. Otherwise you are at the mercy of the wind, wake, and condition of the ramp which might prevent you from sinking the trailer far enough to be able to hand winch the boat on.

[@markkrauss5994]

Looks like straps are still on trailer for boat tie down

[@IamCash]

Alfred how did you not notice the straps were still on the boat!!

[@user-in8xx1xu5b]

With his eyes of course

[@keithscudder7136]

He has a small view finder on his Sony camcorder. What we see he sees on a 4" X 4" screen. Have a nice Day.

[@AKULA689]

I noticed a lot of boats I don't see water coming out of the hot water port, I see the motors have them but nothing coming out! Do any of them know when there motors are running the water impeller is burning up?

[@herminioaponte7648]

from ny love what you do damn that alligator has anyone falling in the water ever

[@keithscudder7136]

Ain't got dem here ! Alligators live only in Freshwater and this is all Saltwater, notice the Tides ?

[@jamiefrierson509]

Hey Alfred when is your b day? Because you have a sense of humor

[@vqfive]

That first guy still has his chains hook to the boat he didn't un hook the boat from the trailer You can see the chain still hang in the back it's still hooked up

[@naughtyds1]

SPACE is fun.

[@anzacday4141]

At 2:51 the splashing is the vehicles exhaust in the water dude............

[@GoldenOliver]

At the risk of losing content where a guy could damage his boat/truck - wouldn't it be the right thing to do to yell out to him to help him save his boat/truck? Seems like a nice thing to do.

[@gradyrogers6707]

wish you would have mentioned the year/s that all that mdma happened