"Rescue Me" | EP 604: The Pete and Sebastian Show | "Full Episode"

[@Shroomerite98]

I wish these episodes were longer, you guys always bring a smile to my face

[@kevsstream6349]

Pre patrick we had 1:30 min episodes with no edits. Miss those days.

[@IloveSituandbob]

I think Patrick has changed things up. Pre Patrick was good. Now with Patrick behind the wheel, I think it’s great too . He’s trying to keep the cast up with the times and any competition. He’s adding good to it, I personally think.

[@AgendaInMind]

Pete thinks NiQuil “cures” his cold. What a moron. It suppresses the symptoms which PROLONGS the illness.

[@izzideleo11eleven]

Rescues are promoted to put the brakes on the millions of domestic animals that become abandoned. Rescues, mostly mutts, are healthier overall because the lines are disrupted. They are beyond grateful and so empathetic. They are far from used. They are special.

[@AgendaInMind]

Have you seen the show on Max called The Dog House UK? It’s a top level rescue in the UK that matches people with the right rescue. Superbly filmed!!!

[@rosep9866]

You have to remember these men are rich & braggers... Arrogant ,,at times it's time to change the channel... I would never go see them waste money nor would my friends... Joe Rogan is the class act 🌟⭐🌟

[@sarahcarter4909]

Wow... everyone is so mean or I guess judgemental in the comments! Pete and Sebastian....you continue to make me smile..so Thank you! Love from Olympia! E-604 Reacue me"

[@graceperez5620]

Most of the comments are just for fun...as the men would say "busting balls" We all love these guys❤❤

[@sarahcarter4909]

Yeah....maybe I was a bit sensitive about the comments. I am one to be painfully sarcastic and rib my folks all the time. Ugh....and I complain the loudest when people can't understand when I am "messing with them"!

[@stephenherring6219]

Watching Sebastian on Rogan was a hard watch! I felt for him at times, everything went over Joe’s head and Sebastian was on !!

[@vinamerosa1923]

Joe is not a bad guy, he just has a lot of messed up " takes " on some very sensitive issues ... Sabastian can hold his own with anyone, he's real and does not BS when he talks, that's hard to confront, and challenge, you can not fault people for how they feel about something, people feel how they feel about things ... who knows what's right or wrong, we can only voice opinions. The Best PADCAST on the innerweb, luv you brothers ! 🙂

[@adg8711]

Was hoping he talk bout being on his podcast behind the scenes but maybe this happen before he went on JRE

[@1veryfunnygirl]

It did happen before bc on JRE Sebastian talks about how his new dog doesn't like him! 😂😂😂

[@JFairhart]

Former Criminal Prosecutor here, the raid on PDiddy’s properties was only a search warrant (not an arrest warrant) Remember when the FBI raided Trump’s home in Florida while he wasn’t there. Actually, the police prefer to search your home when the person isn’t home to avoid any potential problems. In P Diddy case, they are at this point only looking for evidence of a crime based on sworn affidavits from individuals who claim personal knowledge of crimes having allegedly occurred. If the evidence collected in fact prove a crime was committed beyond a reasonable doubt in the opinion of prosecutors, then an arrest warrant is issued for his arrest. I understand that P Diddy may have been tipped off a raid was coming and he may have removed such evidence prior to the raid to an unknown location, possibly.

[@knowbodysongwritinggroup]

thanks for the insight ... of course, with the gov as it stands lately, it is most likely that they are sweeping to find the 'evidence' Combs has on them, their bosses, or a Lobbyist/Politician. This is not our grandma's FBI anymore.

[@debbiekannapien4185]

I could totally tell that Sebastian is not feeling well. I hope you get better soon!! ❤

[@whitelion1111]

His eyes

[@DisputeAmore]

Show starts at 2:54

[@BulletProofTrump]

And interrupted by ads every 10 min

[@DisputeAmore]

​@@BulletProofTrump if you took away all the ads, these episode would be 30 minutes long. Lol

[@Jerseylove-123]

I think Sebastian’s look really makes me see his father in him. Thanks Sal.

[@pinkieandcounboxed]

Yeah, the 22:56 Diddy stuff didn’t age well. The feds messing up his house is the least of his worries

[@pjshortell1706]

Call Caesar Milan, I don’t even own a dog and I watch his show. I guarantee you he’ll show you how to train a dog…plus he’s in LA! He’s incredible and he’ll show who the dog believes is the pack leader… that’s the first thing they look for! If they don’t find one they become it.

[@psychedelicgem]

When is pete going on rogan? I swear ill drop everything to watch those two go off.

[@psychedelicgem]

Just like i dropped everything to watch sebastian. And watch it again

[@anitafischer9714]

Hrs too hyper!

[@pissoff234]

When he becomes more interesting than sand.

[@ingelathune-boyle]

A child needs to learn her father provides her with a place of safety. If you are dismissive of her fears, she'll grow up frightened and full of defense mechanisms. Be a man and protect your child, even if there's nothing to worry about.

[@liselcox582]

So true. I never feel safe because my father didnt make me feel safe

[@BayouMaccabee]

Pete was on fire today, he had so many great moments in this one.

[@csl350]

Pete, Sadie is at the age she knows the world is scary give her the attention she wants, in a few years she won’t even be talking to you

[@megdevries5616]

yeah he is a little too tough on her

[@Joy-io7xl]

He’s preparing her for the Real World.

[@megdevries5616]

@@Joy-io7xl agree but he could also be a little more gentle and protective I feel

[@dianecoite9547]

Pay for and work with a professional dog trainer FYI Pete. Never rub a dog's nose in poop.chocking your dog is unacceptable.

[@adg8711]

Tell one thing if his daughter seeks therapy in the future the therapist is going make Petey the target

[@Key2DenverHomes]

Sebastian is gonna go crazy w this new dog. Good luck.

[@Joy-io7xl]

Sebastian- New Hair Plugs - New Dog - New Material? F I N A L L Y! Yippee!

[@anitafischer9714]

Pete needs therapy!

[@Gemmarose9012]

Pete, hilarious regarding squatters!😂

[@catherinetozzi8056]

PETE, JUST GO ALONG WITH SADIE, SHES LOOKING FOR LOVING WORDS NOT CORRECTIONS …..I KNOW….Daughters want loving words from daddy, they HAVE to feel daddy is proud of them NO MATTER WHAT, 🙏🏽❤️

[@anitafischer9714]

Sounds like Jackie is just as harsh & with Pete's pot head hyperactiveness ... Poor kid 😢 (borderline child abuse) shoulda edited out this topic as well as Pete's animal abuse that he found so hilarious! Well, Pete fans... feel sorry 4him now?! 👎

[@pissoff234]

Go away Karen.

[@tabbyabbey]

Tons of rescue PUPPIES that are Brand new!

[@JustCallitpodcast]

Pete's brown background looks like he is getting ready to retake his high school photo & Sebastian looks like El Chapo

[@JustCallitpodcast]

Correction Pete looks like Down Syndrome Ted Danson from Cheers taking a new cheers photo

[@davedecker1725]

Or DB Cooper

[@AgendaInMind]

His hair looks like an Afro. Bring back Jackie!

[@JustCallitpodcast]

@@AgendaInMind lol

[@JustCallitpodcast]

@@davedecker1725 who the heck is that

[@Donnieburger80]

Maniscalco does look like the unabomber. Nice job on the podcast always lookiing forward to listening every week.

[@ColinQuin]

Love this show and have for over 5 years

[@Key2DenverHomes]

You know you've turned the 50 corner when you start wearing Callaway golf hats. 🤣

[@bonniegirl_51]

Guess TW didn't give him a freebie 😅

[@GG_11_11]

Who cares about the number of Ads, WTF is Pete saying about how he "trained" his dog! That's abuse....are you crazy? I hope it was a joke but even then it's not funny at all.

[@susanshew2373]

Sebastian, the dog was nervous. He's young. And, remember, you didn't have to put up with this when you were a kid. . . your dad said "you want a dog? Go two houses - they have a dog. . . go play with him then come home and mow the lawn" LOL!

[@wannabefulltimers]

"you're gonna be yelling BINGO for 15 fukin years" Pete had me rolling!!! Absolute fire show.

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

This comment section woke up on the wrong side of the bed - don't wear this, dont have ads because i can't click fast forward, dont have guests, don't move your mouth 😆 IT AIN'T RIGHT!

[@Joy-io7xl]

They can shut off comments and close down The Cast anytime their wallets are stuffed full.

[@Jaclyn1986]

🙌💯

[@bigwill-pn5xc]

Agreed. These fake fans. U love this cast no matter what. It's gold no matter what. Aren't you embarrassed?!?

[@pissoff234]

They can stick the 33 minutes of ads up their rich asses. Good thing my ad blocker works for part of it.

[@apocketfullofsunshine6060]

Facts!!

[@sofieandlily]

Terrible, Pete, bragging that you choked your dog to where it almost passed out!!!

[@ajs-se2zh]

Pete is not only abusing his dog but also promoting animal abuse - he should be reported

[@223Carlut]

LOVING this close & personal set up.

[@Growthisinthedirt]

35:52 Sebastian says "we're getting a dog.... Why am i judged for getting a brand new (dog)!!" 🤣😂😆 Pete: 'Used Dog' HILARIOUS 😂

[@lynnglynn721]

I know where your mom is coming from. My son, in his 30s always said to me "Ma. Why do you yell at me when I'm sick?" We love you so much, we hate to see you sick.❤

[@michaelsullivan6164]

I've never laughed so hard at any podcast ever! And I LOVE DOGS. 😂😂😂😂

[@alisonMcWilliams-ie5xh]

I AGREE ABOUT ALL THE ADS YOUTWO WERE SO GREAT AND REAL NOW YOUR JOINING THE COMMERCIALIZED GROUP INSTEAD OF ROUGE AND GREATLY INDEPENDENT AND UNIQUE!!

[@TJB1510]

THOSE PEOPLE SHOULD PAY TO HAVE THE COUCH CLEANED

[@TJB1510]

STANLEY STEEMER.?.

[@Gemmarose9012]

Decent people definitely would have insisted!

[@PBHorrorGaming]

Sabastian with the shades looks like Kramer. They both got that funny goofy kinda face hahha

[@Joy-io7xl]

Don’t think he was going for The Kramer Look.😂

[@Susan-cooks]

If you're looking for new viewers, I would suggest saving the embedded ads for AFTER the show gets rolling. Almost 3 minutes in before the cast starts...you're going to lose the viewers you have.

[@Joy-io7xl]

Sebastian is digging deeper and deeper. Problem? Digging in the WRONG direction. Thinks he adding viewers. instead he’s losing viewers. Guess he just wants out of the Podcast business.

[@mag9410]

“I’m like a dog whisperer without knowing what I’m doing, it’s beautiful” only Pete can self compliment and still seem like a decent guy 🤣 😂 😂

[@christinajackson4586]

The dog was marking his spot

[@jacaulfieldjr]

Sebastian said it before about getting that IV treatment. He should have done that and they even come to your house. I had a cold recently and got that vitamin bag via IV and holy cow, I was normal in 12-hours. In LA and many other parts of the country, you can get these IV treatments. They are legit.

[@Joy-io7xl]

Eat well - move about - sleep well - Don’t go Hollyweird.

[@debbiekannapien4185]

@Pete Your haircut is perfect for you! Literally took years off your face, but you’re always handsome!!

[@anitafischer9714]

Just SHAVE the NECK! 😮

[@graceperez5620]

He looks like he is in the witness protection program. 😒 Also Pete your hair is great...looks nice❤

[@diannawilliams6923]

Pete, your hair looks good with your wife’s cutting it or a professional.

[@ALM-td9yg]

Squatters bit was gooood lol

[@jeremycolon191]

My goodness Pete, I almost died wit “da back of my hand…” 😂😂😂

[@franceswelch5834]

Having a dog is the best.. dog spelled backwards is God!

[@pete9688]

Lower case g. lol.

[@dedemillikan2401]

Oh yes, Sebastian Labradoodles are great!! They are very, very smart, great family dog.! Pete your hair looks great, but I liked it before too! Great cast💯💯 by the way, I rescued a little dog Shih Tzu Maltese at the pound because the owner had died and none of the family members wanted to take him , make a long story short , the first day I brought him into the house and what did he do? He went in our bedroom he jumps up on our bed, smells my pillow and goes to my husband‘s pillow and pees all over it a lot too, he is proving his dominance of being the boss of the family over another male, needless to say, I threw the whole pillow out, of course, and he has never done it again, he is more attached to me than my husband, he does not like men even meeting men he shys from them, but females he likes, that’s the only thing about rescuing dogs. You don’t know what they have been through in their past lives. He was seven years old at the time he will be 11, you could grab his food or play toy he would not growl at you or anything, so good luck with your dog, ❤

[@pissoff234]

nice story but it needs more chapters.

[@jppop6359]

When is this show gonna start. Think I’m gonna hop in the shower B4 this starts

[@arlysdavis3694]

Sorry Sebastian you’re not feeling well. Pete, that over the counter stuff might make you feel better, but it doesn’t cure. I always look forward to Tuesday so I can listen to you guys, thanks.

[@shawnworrlein7921]

Love you guys, but the ads tripled?

[@adg8711]

Ads are how money coming keeps this train rolling and we get more episodes for free 😁

[@cu4wur6023]

Love you guys. I laughed so much over the dog topic with Sebastian 😂, but Pete no wonder your dog can’t wait to get away from you when you hug it…he thinks he’s going to be throttled again! I also think Sadie would do better with loving encouragement and support. That’s not being soft, that’s being loving 🥰🙏🏻

[@Slexycoke]

Sebastian is the Prompt and Pete is Chat GPT for comedy. Down Under Fan From Melbourne

[@1maripaul]

Omg!! I'm SO surprised that Sebastian didn't have the typical Italian response from his father which is what we're hit with as kids from our Italian father whenever you are sick. I grew up in Michigan & it could be -30 degrees below zero and you are home in bed sick. My father would come in and say: "Yous need FRESH AIR! And he'd open all the windows and tell you to go outside! That's the Italian father way of dealing with ANY illness😂😂🇮🇹

[@susanshew2373]

You guys are wrong. Any animal or bird or any species of animal is NOT a rescue. Breeders that I have seen on FB and other places many times say "we have lots of rescue parrots that we have bred." That is wrong!

[@shannonnolan7002]

I’m here because of the thumbnail 🥸 😝 Pete’s new hair kept me here!

[@SEYEBONOMUSIC-2]

😂Here's the plan: Go to their house, and psss on their couch. ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)' --"Don't mind me."

[@cjg7099]

I think I have finally had enough of Sebastian. Classic fame to the head syndrome, what a shame. I hate to do it, but after 10 years I have to walk away. Good luck Pete, love you man!

[@alisonMcWilliams-ie5xh]

Why do you want to conform rather be so personally creative. Don't join the herd remain the scouts. You bring so much in observation and truth and hilarious p respective that help so much amongst the imitators. Love

[@omarmac1]

Studio 71 ❤ get going prompting this cast

[@1maripaul]

Frankie for your dog's name! Tuxedo, tight and Italian.... AND, for Sinatra!🇮🇹

[@lynnglynn721]

Pete. Lovin' the hair!

[@JacobMR1031]

Great cast my guys. Ignore the haters. You guys should try and get Adam Ray on the pod. You two riffing with Dr. Phil would be great content! Keep it going. Love the pod!

[@OrlandoDentistry]

Geez Pete, I hope you were kidding about your dog.

[@CynthiaMelito-lp1gn]

I never had a dog because I am very particular......just like you Sebastian so I can't imagine you having one. Best of luck to you and the dog!

[@mannarchy5795]

So glad ypu guys are speaking about world issues. I mean everything is great but theres alot going on 👑

[@thegecksters]

I think the wave back when you drop off someone else's kid is just a courteous thank you

[@AriMarkShaneKippyFoley]

Holy shit!!! I never seen so many ads in a show. They really don't want anyone to watch this pod. Make the pod longer if you are gonna have so many ads.

[@firstaozlastaoz8212]

Wave to parents as sign of appreciation for the ride h to acknowledge you are home.

[@diannawilliams6923]

Love the sunglasses on Sebastian ❤ He can ditch the hat if he wants.

[@brandianderson287]

Great cast you guys❤!. Heres my advice,for a cough,zinc,japanese sake ricewine,youll never get a hangover with this it helps xough and cold. Served warm or hot. Uzo alcohol just a shot or 2 helps. As for rhe dog pee,A product called out has enzymes smells great works well!!. Thats it fellas. Thank you for being you.

[@gerardleyland9267]

Go with Oscar… we have a golden retriever named Oscar and he’s the coolest dog I’ve ever had.

[@sgdsingh9123]

That’s not a KIND wrap!🤣😂 (Also-I vote for Jackie’s hair cuts💗)

[@gall01019]

I named my first dog that was also a German Shepherd, “Rambo” lol My second one was named “Rocky”

[@marymangiaracina5332]

How about just be youuuu,,, we want to see your eyes and like seeing both of your handsome faces😂

[@anneverna1792]

The look gives people something to talk about!

[@angelachow6673]

I like your shows when guests are on, but REALLY would much prefer the show to be with just the two of you. So much funnier......BUT, love your shows and look forward to them every Tuesdays!!!!!

[@dynastyduck3799]

Nice vlog gents, thanks for sharing

[@susanshew2373]

It's like Seinfeld when Babu pissed on Jerry's couch. . . .

[@Triple_D__]

Poppy, but yeah that’s what I was thinking of when he told the story haha

[@kevsstream6349]

Yes back to the original ingredients of banter. I think ya'll should include some guest "what's your take" questions. Include our 2 cents on this podcast might boost ratings. An old podcast called "The King and the Sting" with Theo Von and brandon would get takes from the viewers. Just a thought to Patrick the editing executioner

[@sofieandlily]

Sebastian, ALL dogs mark their territory when visiting a new house----it's what they do. Afterwards, they don't do it again.

[@denisefazio6708]

Sebastian it is called the "Sicilian Curse". Got it too!

[@BJJ_Richie]

Pete looks like Danny Terrio now ! lol

[@immortaltyger1569]

Dude - you don't look like Theo Von LOL

[@GreenDesign-vy6zq]

Pete this is abuse you should not get close to animals, and ofcourse not have one at home

[@hockey321smash]

@GreenDesign-vy6zq I agree. I was shocked to hear Pete describing how he disciplined/abused his dog. I don’t know the point he was trying to make but I was disgusted. Sebastian should have said something but he sat there like “Oh ok”. Lost respect for both of them.

[@BulletProofTrump]

His wife is an animal😅

[@Georgegeez_tattoo]

Y’all should leave the cast; Pete’s great

[@ajs-se2zh]

@@hockey321smash agree 100%

[@carminelappano7710]

When Sebastian pitches the name “Stallone” for the dog, I fricken lost it- right in the middle of the gym. People thought I was crazy

[@ramonamelnichuk8277]

Loved this episode !!!

[@janiebrossmann1178]

Omg you guys are so funny 😂 You are looking so good with the shades Sebastian 🕶️ and Pete … and Pete you were killing me today 😂😂 I can’t even describe the laughter pains in my stomach 🤣😂🤣😂

[@maryburian7196]

The dog was marking its territory...sorry it had to be your sofa and Lana was very thoughtful.

[@lowkeyAJ24]

Sebastian acting like he’ll be the one naming the dog 😂

[@annemicheledicureia9201]

As long as the spit’s not green or blood, you’re good! We want to see your cough syrup.

[@izzideleo11eleven]

Funny cast! Stay basic, guys!!

[@franceswelch5834]

We are here for laughs from the guys .not to judge hair cuts and ect..

[@Joy-io7xl]

How about this - just be your funny selves - comments were on point during those years. - and then The Cast turned Gold Into Tin.

[@spotcenternanana-nanana2413]

What's your take on a guy who doesn't speak to another guy for 5 yrs, sees him ALL the time at the Comedy Store, then when the guy sees him at an empty Laugh Factory, THEN decides to talk to the other guy, Rick Ingraham? As heard on the latest Comedy Store podcast with Argus Hamilton. What's your take.......guy? (I whispered that for effect)

[@valasia1962]

Hi 🙋‍♀️ watching from down under Australia 🇦🇺🫶 It’s actually 2am here🤦‍♀️ Oh Sebastian what’s with the Tom Cruise look😂

[@firstaozlastaoz8212]

Allergy time cough, itchy eyes, sinus drainage. Taka Alavert a non drowsy antihistamine will shut down the symptoms. If cough has temperature ,dizziness, chest pain or yellow mucus get checked.

[@Joy-io7xl]

Not Stallone, Rocky or Rocco…….just…..ROCKS as in tough, durable, goes with the flow, awesome.

[@david_4739]

If you're leaning towards Stallone, it's got to be Sly. Think of all the syllables you'll save over the years.

[@miniaturesculptureartby23r20]

Sadie senses things in your very, very old big house. :D Dont get mad at her for it!

[@francessalazar9868]

17:20 you don’t have to take chemically made medicines to make you feel better do some natural stuff. Adding combinations of hot teas, honey, lemon, peppermint those types of natural elements will help you feel better soon. It’ll clear you right up. And since you are an Italian man, I’ve always heard that garlic is a natural antibiotic. I’m sure you incorporate that a lot in your food? Feel better soon ☕️🍋🥬🧄🫚

[@vmccargar1]

You can't yell at a dog once the deed is done!

[@lynno1974]

Love the way Pete thinks and parents.