Take a backseat Jill, this is the Alice sandwich now! phelous.com / phelous Originally aired: November 8, 2009
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@RgPOmniMedia8 жыл бұрын
"Jill tries to be a badass, but forgets this is Resident Alice." lol you crack me up.
@erainmartinez8175 Жыл бұрын
Subzero's Cameo funny 16:26
@DeathofInk8 жыл бұрын
I'd rather watch Jill be a badass and take on the monsters in Racoon City then put up with the mother of all Mary Sues.
@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec47875 жыл бұрын
DeathofInk or maybe a monster road trip with a tyrant, nemesis, a crimson head, licker, and hunter. It’s stupid but fun stupid. Then again there is some fun stupid in these movies too.
@uchihaedgelord55895 жыл бұрын
It's more fun when Mila isn't on screen.
@MrJimmyTide5 жыл бұрын
Lara Croft isn't in the Resident Evil movies, silly. ;)
@r.p.47564 жыл бұрын
@@MrJimmyTide Lara is a Mary Sue?
@TheMoose1263 жыл бұрын
Jill is hotter anyway
@Lord_Betty8 жыл бұрын
I will say this: the Nemesis was actually relatively well-handled. And he wasn't CGI.
@989538126 жыл бұрын
If only they could have made him run, that's what made him terrifying; a towering behemoth of a beast that runs fast. Oh well.
@gman90026 жыл бұрын
uuuuuuuuuntil he turned good lol
@devinschuhs7986 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@989538126 жыл бұрын
Devin Schuhs Seconded on that agreement
@josebrumbo6 жыл бұрын
Nemesis can take a shit ton of bullets, and kill 12 S.T.A.R.S members, yet Alice can take him out with a few punches and a kick, and turned him good. Ok
@jonathancunningham87392 жыл бұрын
maybe he got a concussion? Yeah I've got nothing.
@jj80808 Жыл бұрын
Late to this and it's definitely a case of Mary Sue Alice but in re3 (ps1) Jill can waste several shotgun shells,handgun bullets,grenades and magnum rounds before dropping that behemoth for a moment and other times just shove him from great heights like the strongest person alive. Atleast they didn't have a hand to hand battle to the death though. Alice could never make him see stars like Jill could.
@farenhaid13421 Жыл бұрын
@@jj80808 If they wanted a more "hint" at the games they could have just use 2 rockets against him, since that is how much damage he can take in re3 if you use that weapon, also screw that minigun, nemesis never used that shit.
@exerzet26619 жыл бұрын
if Paul Anderson could just go make a movie called "Isn't my wife awesome?" instead of keeping up this pretense of these movies being Resident Evil movies, then that would be nice.
@kacklemackle16609 жыл бұрын
+Exerzet2 Yeah the fuck it would.
@SammEater8 жыл бұрын
+Exerzet2 Ultraviolet then?
@TBrianOnline4 жыл бұрын
Continuation in the Three Musketeers! :D
@izukumidoriyaisssss30493 жыл бұрын
Lolo
@oren13053 жыл бұрын
Maybe then, we'd have gotten a half decent Monster Hunter movie..
@redcloud5639 жыл бұрын
man, you weren't kidding about that resident alice shit, I see that church scene, when alice bursts through, and all I can imagine is a reality where alice just crashes into other zombie movies, just like "Nope, Resident Alice"
@groovygeorge63759 жыл бұрын
If Paul want his wife to be the main character so much. then why didn't he just cast her as Jill Valentine? instead of making a ridiculas super hero character that doesn't make sense in the Resident Evil world.
@aleksanderevangelista92729 жыл бұрын
+George Latimer Milla Jovovich actually wanted to play Jill in the first movie, but Capcom didn't give the rights of the character to them
@aleksanderevangelista92728 жыл бұрын
Jesse Newman Well, it's Capcom -(At least it's not as bad as Konami)-
@groovygeorge63758 жыл бұрын
Yeah the movie should of had Jill as the main character and had the story about the mansion incident. Yeah Konami does suck i was so looking forward to that new Silent Hill game. I also want HD remakes of SH1,2,3,4 on my PS4 like Capcom is doing with Resident Evil with 1 and Zero
@Vladicarus8 жыл бұрын
+George Latimer they didn't remake re 1 and zero for ps4. they remastered them >W< also, HD remake of SH 1 is..yes, possible..but 2 an 3 already ha a hd remaster. and failed. and no one would do a 4 now. so the series is dead
@michaelharkins99798 жыл бұрын
She would still be a badly written character with stupid super hero powers
@skornie1239 жыл бұрын
Jill`s "weapon training" to the reporter girl was awfull, now imagine she would be a surf instructor, it would go like this: "BENT YOUR KNEES USE YOUR ARMS!"
@SamsarasArt5 жыл бұрын
Jill as a swimming instructor: don't drown
@RenaldyCalixte4 жыл бұрын
@@SamsarasArt Jill teaching someone to drive. Don't crash, use the break to stop.
@superemoboi20503 жыл бұрын
@@RenaldyCalixte I mean... you _do_ use the break to stop...
@randalgraves6979 Жыл бұрын
😐 I see what you did there. MOTO SURRRFFF!!!
@scissormon8 жыл бұрын
At least with the first movie they had original characters and ideas and played it serious. With apocalypse onward they just shoehorn characters and ideas from the games but essentially just have Alice overshadow all of them.
@oddeyes94136 жыл бұрын
What these movies need:🤓 1. No Alice😩 2. No Mary Sue😠 3. Less CGI 🤢 4. More Practical Effects 😍 5. Stick to the original plots of the games as best as possible.🤓 6. No non-canon characters.😒 7. Music from the games.😌 MAKE IT HAPPEN! 🧐
@L1z43vr Жыл бұрын
I agree on 1, 2, 5 and 6, but 3 and 4 are kinda excessive. You gotta remember these movies have a thing called budget, and that budget has to go through casting, and makeup and practical effects, things like these. And we gotta remember, this is a movie about Raccoon City as much as it is about Jill and Nemesis, so casting a bunch of people to play zombies and Lickers and all of that would be kind of hard to do. Especially when they have to build sets and props and costumes. Also, 7, that could be cut too, since some of the music from the games was reused from classical musicians like Beethoven, with only a few original songs to spice things up. It started having more original songs after RE 4 onwards, but RE 1 through 3 was pretty obvious about it (Moonlight Sonata, anyone?). Plus, if you only used songs from the games, all you'd have is a playlist of the best songs of Resident Evil, like it was with the Silent Hill movie, and we all saw how _that_ turned out.
@linkfreeman19982 ай бұрын
Or just dont bother. Its as if people thought that consoles and TV couches arent comfy enough.
@matthancox76087 жыл бұрын
Looking at how Resident Evil: The Final Chapter retconned the origin of the T-Virus to be made by someone else, for the exact same reasons, it could have been a cleaver way to bring Angela Ashford back into the story, revealing that Alice was a clone of her the whole time and tying the previous films together. NAH! Just pretend that the other films didn’t exist and contradict everything you set up.
@CyberB079 жыл бұрын
Wow, I kinda felt like Alice was a Mary Sue with that first one and a bit the first time I saw this one, but HOLY HELL! Seeing it again like this, this new character totally upstages the main character at EVERY turn and somehow makes the story all about her. Undeniable; Alice *is* a Mary Sue~
@jaytheartman6107 жыл бұрын
I think jill was suspended because she was making sandwichis and lockpicking everything
@loomingdeath17583 жыл бұрын
Achievement UNLOCKED-Master of the unlocking
@Annausagi29 жыл бұрын
The RE movies with Alice really do seem like some suethor's fanfic coming to life.... I remember years ago when I was playing REmake and my friend glanced at Jill and went: "Isn't she supposed to be blonde?". I can't really blame my friend, obviously; she wasn't familiar with the video games, so my reaction was based on my opinion on the movie series. But goddamn, that poor girl, I must've given her the slowest head-turn and the most disgusted face she's ever seen...
@dehteg9 жыл бұрын
They did make Jill blonde in RE5, or was this before that?
@Annausagi29 жыл бұрын
dehteg I'm aware of that xD Should've made it a bit more clear, but this was way before RE5 was released.
@MyCuteApple8 жыл бұрын
+Annausagi2 I know those comments are old and such, but I'm actually curious about when this whole situation with your friend happened. Because Blonde Jill appears in the games before she ever does in the movie. By at least one year.
@Annausagi28 жыл бұрын
MyCuteApple Don't worry about the comment being old, I don't mind. :3 She had mistaken Jill for Alice, hope that clears things up. xD
@retrogamelover20127 жыл бұрын
So you basically did that infamous zombie head-turn on her?
@Queenmoreta8 жыл бұрын
I don't watch these movies, because every time I do... I lose count how many times I end up saying "oh for fuck sake" whenever Alice shows up to 'kick ass' *cough* 'scene steal'.
@bodiesofwater96298 жыл бұрын
I normally like characters named Alice but I hated her for taking Jill's spotlight. God her character was such a Mary-Sue.
@channel13448 жыл бұрын
Resident Evil 7: The Naked Alice Awakens
@MediaGhost_8 жыл бұрын
He was almost a Alice Sandwich
@maxdresser25268 жыл бұрын
+Manhunter Of Mars Fortunately, next year's film (6th entry) is the final chapter. However, I wouldn't be surprised if they went Friday the 13th on it, since both franchises promised that their respective entries (6 & 4) were their last.
@Pyroniusburn7 жыл бұрын
I swear if I saw this garbage in theatres, when I saw Alice stealing Jill's moment the SECOND time with that cigarette explosion shit I would have walked out, that shit happening so many times in the film served no purpose other than to piss off fans of the games.
@oren13053 жыл бұрын
"There that takes care of that evil motorcycle".... lol Phelous I adore your sarcasm.
@MsDjessa9 жыл бұрын
The games have Sheva Alomar, a cool strong non-stereotypical black character and what do the movies have? The most annoying gansta stereotype ever.
@989538126 жыл бұрын
MsDjessa There is no justice in this world, is there?
@cartooncritique66255 жыл бұрын
What do you expect when the director is a hack?
@davidcolby1675 жыл бұрын
@@cartooncritique6625 That's the bizarre thing! Paul WS Anderson, like, has made REALLY GOOD movies! ...or at least, I really liked them! ...Event Horizon was good, damn it!
@cartooncritique66255 жыл бұрын
@@davidcolby167 I will agree with you about "Event Horizon" (at the very least). It's certainly one of my favorite Scifi/Horror films, but as the old saying goes "Even a broken clock gets it right at least once or twice a day."
@manyregrets86503 жыл бұрын
also josh stone another a cool strong non-stereotypical black character
@SwiftNimblefoot8 жыл бұрын
I HATE how these movies are basically Mary Sue fanfiction of the director's wife, basically. Capcom should retaliate for all these times Alice steals the spotlight from the REAL game characters by... adding her as a horribly unlikeable character to the next Resident Evil game, and getting her killed off.
@magnatcleo20437 жыл бұрын
Actually, they should have her get killed offscreen by a generic soldier, just to make it that much more undignified.
@dubuyajay99646 жыл бұрын
@cringey weeaboo THIS! VILLAINESS ALICE!
@cartooncritique66255 жыл бұрын
I second that idea!
@Dreeza689554 жыл бұрын
Yes! Just like Toho did to the '98 Godzilla movie.
@linkfreeman19982 ай бұрын
better be that being a nintendo. Thats the last thing I wanted a game company (or any company for that matter) would be: a piece of junk corporation which doesnt give a damn about other country's laws.
@sozaj9 жыл бұрын
Alice is such a Mary Sue.
@eachasteriod13348 жыл бұрын
The movie referred to s.t.a.r.s as special tactics and rescue squad, but it actually stands for special tactics and rescue service
@989538126 жыл бұрын
Eachasteriod13 And boy, do these guys suck at it. XD
@Capyman5059 жыл бұрын
That code Veronica cutscene makes me all nostalgia fuzzy inside
@989538126 жыл бұрын
Cheesetastical Sam But it's done by Alice, instead of Claire in the sequel where it would have been appropriate, of course. >:(
@jojothebard66879 жыл бұрын
I hate Alice. She's the equivalent of Sam Witwicky, but even worse here. At least in Baeformers, at least the Autobaes can actually do something (horrible things that goes against their characterization, philosophies and manners, but still something). Here, *everything* takes a backseat to Alice. Hell, the Resident Evil live-action movies strays so far away from the source material just to focus on Milla Jovocich's character, you might as well change the name of everyone else and even the title (like "Alice's Unofficial sequel quintogy of Alice's Ultraviolet, starring Alice"). I've never seen a single character completely break a film series like this. It's almost as if Jovocich is married to the direc- -Oh.
@jojothebard66878 жыл бұрын
+Joseph “The Bard” Mayes -Oh, wait. She is.
@retrogamelover20127 жыл бұрын
I think Anderson might consider getting a divorce if she's really a bad influence on his work.
@teriosshadow176 жыл бұрын
More like "Alice in Zombieland" would be fitting name to this series. Having title "Resident Evil" is just an insult. Resident Evil is one of my favourite game franchises.
@chrisfranks55976 жыл бұрын
The Bard lol me too the day she dies in the movie is the day aids is cured and the anti-christ dies
@killerkitten75344 жыл бұрын
Don’t compare the best transformers movies to this
@trustobey10168 жыл бұрын
The best way to watch this movie is by editing Alice out of it.
@1Hol1Tiger6 жыл бұрын
Seriously, at the least they could have let Jill finish off Nemesis with her "You want STARS? I'll give you stars!" line
@anikmonette21407 жыл бұрын
Racoon City has huge doors to contain it's population and no one ever noticed that? Weird...
@Punk134059 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The guy who plays Nikolai is Zack Ward, who also played the Postal Dude and had a part in...Alone in the Dark II? Oh dear god. Looks like someone owed Uwe Boll some money at some point.
@blaisetelfer84992 жыл бұрын
He was also Dave on Titus and the kid in A Christmas Story who triple dog dares Ralph to lick the ice
@randalgraves6979 Жыл бұрын
No. He was the bully Scut Farkus. Also in Freddy Vs Jason. Billy the kid in Bloodrayne 2.
@NebLleb8 жыл бұрын
9:35 Barry Burton has a point. In reality S.T.A.R.S. should be able to flank Nemesis, and learn its weaknesses. I think that's what S.T.A.R.S. did before the events of Resident Evil 3: Nemesis, as some S.T.A.R.S. members still survived their first encounter with Nemesis. In Resident Evil: Apocalypse, however, S.T.A.R.S. are a bunch of morons who do nothing but act as redshirts so the writer (Paul W.S. Anderson) can make HIS character look better by comparison. Hell, Alice is the protagonist of Apocalypse, whilst Jill was the main character in Nemesis, so I think the resulting movie was executive meddling, like the director wanted to do a faithful adaptation of the third game, but the writer and executives screwed with it.
@TBrianOnline4 жыл бұрын
Sienna Guillory is simply the best cast actor in this series. She's fantastic as Jill.
@dah30712 жыл бұрын
Hell stars actually trying to take nemesis on, managing to damage him but not really phasing him while he picks them off one by one would be a better set up for him showing how bloody tough he is
@KingNazaru9 жыл бұрын
Alice is such an annoying Mary Sue. I can only imagine how she'll ruin the next Resident Evil movie with Paul Anderson.
@UnCreativeDeconstructionism8 жыл бұрын
What do you mean mary sue?
@KingNazaru8 жыл бұрын
+UnCreative Deconstuctionism Have you not paid attention? She's a flawless "character" that Paul WS Anderson created that is so perfect that the real characters from the games look inferior and incompetent by comparison.
@UnCreativeDeconstructionism8 жыл бұрын
+KingNazaru I was just curious on what the term mary sue itself meant. However, thank you.
@ShadedOne10 ай бұрын
One of the best comedic commentary on the series thank you Phelan. I come back to these videos for a good laugh thanks to your comedic editing.
@jeroenvanwees32507 жыл бұрын
I suddenly realise.... i have a dog, and a cat ... living together.... AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
@naedanger1239 жыл бұрын
Wow, I'd never noticed that Kikoskia voiced Barry in this video before... Another great video Phelous!
@phelous9 жыл бұрын
naedanger123 Hell yeah! It was awesome of him to do it. I loved his Resident Evil Gaiden LP.
@naedanger1239 жыл бұрын
Phelan Porteous That was a really good one! I also love his coalition with Necroscope86 on stream playthroughs of Resident Evil 1 and 2, they're good fun.
@SamsarasArt6 жыл бұрын
These comments make me happy
@Chelaxim6 жыл бұрын
According to the novelization Jill's wearing that outfit is due to Racoon City was in the middle of a heat wave at the time.
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
Resident Overpowered. Goddamn I hate Alice. And "I've got a shotgun" will never not be funny. And Nemesis was too good for this garbage movie, btw.
@IsaacCollector6 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Alice was an actual RE game character. Whenever you'd play as her, you'd take no damage, get autoaim and never run out of ammo. Imagine how "fun" that'd be
@dogeinaredsweater53562 жыл бұрын
One of the newspapers in Jill’s house shows that the arklay mansion incident did indeed happen in this timeline
@apocaflixnow43579 жыл бұрын
How do you hide nuking an entire city? Surely, some of the thousands of citizens probably phoned relatives or friends who lived outside Racoon City and told them what was happening. And how do you explain the city suddenly becoming a giant nuclear wasteland? And what about the major economic damage due to all the businesses being destroyed?
@Michael-di7bg7 жыл бұрын
Apocaflix Good question given the sheer number of casualties, it seems impossible for the Umbrella Corporation to have the means to conceal such a catastrophic event. In this universe, the population of Raccoon City was 654,763, which is roughly six times larger than its in-game counterpart.
@anikmonette21407 жыл бұрын
Michaël Still not the stupidest plot twist of the series...
@windmillrespector7 жыл бұрын
Control the media. Say it was a wildfire.
@wadespencer36236 жыл бұрын
+Zach Quarry A nuclear wildfire.
@Michael-di7bg6 жыл бұрын
anik true XD
@omegavalwin9 жыл бұрын
Why is alice so OP
@KingNazaru9 жыл бұрын
They're both wrong. Alice isn't even in the games. The reason Alice is an overpowered Mary Sue is because her actress is married to writer and director Paul Anderson.
@anikmonette21407 жыл бұрын
Riddick Xavier Woah, calm down, not everyone is fan of the games so take a chill pill dude...
@brendangoodell62337 жыл бұрын
It is kinda boring that just one character does everything. Curious about the supposed reboot, hopefully it is not directed by the same guy.
@jekblom1236 жыл бұрын
Alice isn't Capcom dumbass she was by invented paul anderson for the movie.
@KingNazaru6 жыл бұрын
She was invented by Paul Anderson because she was his wife. Capcom wasn't responsible .
@death-king18347 жыл бұрын
11:38 How does Alice even know what the hell Nemesis is?
@NukeCaulfield4 жыл бұрын
More T virus powers.
@MachineD3vil2 жыл бұрын
Her Alice senses
@NeoDragonCount6 жыл бұрын
Note how Alice was giving a cocky smile at the security camera. Would have fixed it if Alice became the villain of the series as an immoral, cold monster, but this being Paul W. S. Anderson flaunting his own wife at people like a git, of course that wouldn't happen.
@dredre_lj20034 жыл бұрын
I love how even tho Nemesis was Matt the whole time, I wonder is he fighting Alice when his main objective is to kill Jill (and other S.T.A.R.S. members like Chris & Barry in Afterlife & Retribution).
@SpeedyEric19 жыл бұрын
8:00- LJ: THE GREATEST RESIDENT EVIL CHARACTER!
@SpeedyEric17 жыл бұрын
3:25- I sure Trump would masturbate at least 5 times to that wall.
@Bauglir1009 жыл бұрын
Phelan, you REALLY should've talked about what was probably one of the stupidest moments in the movie: The scene where Angela's car gets SMASHED TO PIECES by a random truck for no fucking reason other than plot convenience. And the truck doesn't even stop or swerve afterwards, just keeps on going like nothing happened. And it's never even brought up again. Why did that truck destroy Angela's car, and why wasn't there an explanation for what caused it to do so? I'm certain that the T-Virus couldn't have gotten THAT far into the city at that point in the movie, so I doubt that the driver was infected, or why it took Umbrella so damn long to try recovering her until AFTER the infection was widespread. Phelan, if you still reply to your comments, could you share your opinion on the scene since it went unmentioned in the video?
@courperationX8 жыл бұрын
These movies feel like they were written by an eleven year old.
@dustinethridge78638 жыл бұрын
I concur.
@courperationX8 жыл бұрын
I mean it literally, this Mary Sue shit popping in to media we like is the same crap we came up with when we were 9-11. Huh, nine eleven, I wasn't even trying to do that. How fitting.
@dustinethridge78638 жыл бұрын
courperationX I consider these movies equally tragic.
@SamsarasArt6 жыл бұрын
That's really insulting to 11 year olds
@DemonKingCozar2 жыл бұрын
I just realized that they said S.T.A.R.S. is Special Tactics And Rescue Squad (when Nemesis first shows up). I thought it was Service instead of Squad
@Amber_xo_1333 жыл бұрын
To prepare for her role, Sienna Guillory actually bought a PlayStation 1 Console and a copy of the game to study the Jill Valentine character. She also based her movements of Jill by watching the way Jill moved in the game Resident Evil 3: Nemesis (1999). The movie uses elements of the plots of Resident Evil 2 (1998) and Resident Evil 3: Nemesis (1999). The dogs were not computer-generated. Just like with the first film make-up was applied to them, though it also proved troublesome to train the dogs to not kick off the makeup and prosthetic The character of Dr. Ashford is named after the Ashford family of the Resident Evil game series. However, unlike the sympathetic film character, the Ashfords of the games were villains. Although the word "zombie" is never used in the film, it is featured in the ending credits. German comedian Tom Gerhardt who portrayed the infected father in the gate closing sequence, is credited as "zombie dad". All other zombies are credited as "undead". at around 1h 10 mins) In the ending fight, the words "Finish him" are used, this is straight from the Mortal Kombat games, Paul W.S. Anderson also directed the Mortal Kombat (1995) movie. Sienna Guillory is a natural blonde. To play the brunette Jill Valentine, she had to dye her hair a dark brown. Michelle Latimer's debut. Nikolai is one of villains in Resident Evil: Nemesis. However he is portrayed as a hero. Mikhail from the games is replaced by original character Yuri. Oded Fehr is of Israeli descent, however, Carlos Oliviera is Brazilian (His ethnicity is ambiguous but rumoured to be Pardo or Native Brazilian. His surname is Portugese.) The cement truck that smashed into the umbrella SUV is like the cement truck in resident evil 3 the video game At the beginning that separated Jill and Leon When the group escapes the building after Alice's showdown with Nemesis, former Evanescence drummer Rocky Gray is one of the undead in the mob that storm the rooftop right before the missile hits. (at around 8 mins) The newspaper with the headline "The Dead Walk!" is an homage to George A. Romero's Day of the Dead (1985), in which exactly the same newspaper headline was displayed. Oded Fehr had little difficulty in playing a character so familiar with handling guns - he was trained in the Israeli army. at around 39 mins) "STARS" is the only word ever spoken by the Nemesis, it's also the only word he ever speaks (repeatedly) in Resident Evil 3: Nemesis (1999). The suit for Nemesis weighed in excess of 60 pounds. Stuntman Matthew G. Taylor could only stay in it for periods of up to 15 minutes before it got too hot. As in the first film, the zombies were mainly all professional dancers. They attended an "undead boot camp" where two of the cardinal rules were no dragging feet and no outstretched arms. The word Biohazard appears many times in the movie. This is a reference to the Japanese versions of the games. In Japan the series of games is called Biohazard.
@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf8 жыл бұрын
Great news Phelan: there's gonna another movie. It's to be called The "Final" Chapter, you know, like every other franchise in the world. Also, there was a lady who did stunts for the recent star wars movie, but unfortunately whilst doing a motor cycle stunt for the upcoming RE movie, she crashed, and her arm was amputated. This franchise does nothing but terrible things to mankind. EDIT: It's a shame that Jared Harris had to be in this. He's a good actor.
@GasmaskAvenger6 жыл бұрын
Sienna Guillory is hot as RE3 Jill and the Nemesis costume is great. That's really the only positive things I can say about this.
@Duskaria9 жыл бұрын
8:32 S.T.A.R.S = Special Tactincs and Resque SQUAD? SQUAD!?
@Tareltonlives3 жыл бұрын
If Alice ever fought Rey, the universe would explode
@reptile1687 Жыл бұрын
i ordered a jill sandwich, not an alice sandwich with jill on the side
@Shenaldrac5 жыл бұрын
It sure is a good thing Alice covered herself and that child in a tarp so that the heat from those flames could melt it, causing the two to be horribly burned and fused together! :D Oh, that didn't happen for some reason. I dunno, I thought plastic was something that melted when exposed to flames. Guess not when used by ALICE, THE MOST MARY SUE RESIDENT EVIL CHARACTER!
@StrawberryShorty Жыл бұрын
That was a fire blanket, not a tarp. D :
@Shenaldrac Жыл бұрын
@@StrawberryShorty That' even worse! A blanket made of fire should have definitely killed them!
@StrawberryShorty Жыл бұрын
@@Shenaldrac A fire blanket is made of a material that is resistant to flames. : D
@Shenaldrac Жыл бұрын
@@StrawberryShorty Hmm. I think I like my idea better.
@PikaLink917 жыл бұрын
15:00 This line perfectly sums up Alice's reaction to all of the worthless sidekick deaths in the other movies.
@goldfox1778 жыл бұрын
What is funny is to me this was the best resident evil movie talking about the live action ones
@kacklemackle16609 жыл бұрын
These "adaptations" ruined everything.
@maxdresser25268 жыл бұрын
I was lost when Nemesis became a good guy (vomits in disgust).
@badjokemaker30518 жыл бұрын
I was lost when Alice kicked the dogs in the first movie.
@maxdresser25268 жыл бұрын
Given that this made Nemesis a good guy, I'm surprised that it had dogs to begin with.
@shards-of-glass-man8 жыл бұрын
9:22 Wow, that RE Gaiden Prologue remix is awesome. I must find it.
@tomtom94643 жыл бұрын
The sound seems to desync around the 5:30 mark (right after Alice crashes through the glass), out of sync with the video by about 5-10 seconds. Continues for the rest of the video. I don't remember this being an issue last time I watched this review. Anyone else have this problem?
@cattycyoutube3 жыл бұрын
I'm having the same issue too.
@Tareltonlives3 жыл бұрын
Same
@ccgsux4 жыл бұрын
they turned s.t.a.r.s from a handpicked group of a couple people, spilt into two teams, into a billion random men all wearing a outfit that loosely resembles chris’
@WushuKnight197 жыл бұрын
HOW DID ALICE EVEN KNOW THERE WAS GAS INSIDE THAT ROOM? 12:28
@989538126 жыл бұрын
WushuKnight19 The power of the Mary-Sue!!!
@mmorpger05583 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is where Alice stole Claire's moves from RE: Code Veronica. The falling back, dropping the pistol move that Claire does in the opening CGI scene.
@kikinoyue46527 жыл бұрын
These movies always felt like someone wrote a fanfiction with an original character and thought that would make a great movie...
@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec47875 жыл бұрын
Hopefully someday we can get an arkley mansion movie
@DemonKingCozar2 жыл бұрын
I have Barry's "Just take a look at this" as my phone's notification
@RgPOmniMedia8 жыл бұрын
I love you man. you have great sarcastic timing.
@infamoushiphop79437 жыл бұрын
nemesis and the lickers were the only good part
@MusicalSeizureGuy9 жыл бұрын
Great review as always. After watching the Mike Epps stand up comedy special on Netflix I have to say that he is a poor choice for comedy relief. His special needed comedy relief... That's just my opinion though. I don't get why Hollywood thinks we need comedy in our horror/thriller movies. Like if I don't laugh I will be too scared to watch the rest of the movie. It would be interesting to see them make a true adaptation of the game. When I played the first RE game I was in 6th grade, it scared the crap out of me at that time. It was the first game that got to me like that and I loved it!
@hansoloimac6 жыл бұрын
I watch Resident Evil movies all the time it's my guilty pleasure. After I watch one sometimes I like to watch your review of that movie cause you catch something and describe it such a funny way makes me laugh out loud , for real,lol, I've seen them all many times! Like Alice on motorcycle in a church, great stuff , really enjoy your reviews look forward to seeing more, there Awesome!
@dredre_lj20034 жыл бұрын
If Paul W.S Anderson was smart and thought things through, maybe he would have made Milla Jovovich Jill Valentine instead of Alice who was never in the RE games.
@mattakudesu7 жыл бұрын
I think it's pretty hilarious how alice shits all over Jill in "cool" moments.
@riddickxavier45597 жыл бұрын
Well, that's because you a dumb blackard.
@SamsarasArt6 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious because it's awful
@GnarlzBarkley8 жыл бұрын
just wanted to point out that jill is dressed that way because of the 'heat wave' the city was facing. that was their excuse.
@DisasterDylans9 жыл бұрын
oh god it gets worse, please don't say they make Barry useless in the next movie
@phelous9 жыл бұрын
DisasterDylans Nah, they wait until the 5th movie to do that.
@Steventhe2nd9 жыл бұрын
Phelan Porteous yeah, i've seen that review, all i gotta say is, "Paul W.S. Anderson, what the bloody hell?!" now i want a sandwhich now
@BDFNetwork9 жыл бұрын
Phelan Porteous Keep them coming man. The BDF crew really enjoy your vids.
@DisasterDylans9 жыл бұрын
Phelan Porteous Oh god that is going to be a painful one to watch, thought there were only 3 movies in the series till now. There really should have only been that many, if that. It was Kiko that made me fall in love with Barry I played all the games long after they came out.
@phelous9 жыл бұрын
***** Thanks a lot!
@Targon1177 жыл бұрын
Some say that Phelous will respond to comments sometimes, so I got a question. Whats the tune played at this review's title screen? I can't find it anywhere!
@mangenkiou8 жыл бұрын
Well...maybe Dr.Ashford wasn't a zombie,just an agoniozing SERIOUSLY pissed off (Paralytic) guy with no other weapon than his teeth...
@sandroilpelato71537 жыл бұрын
I hate what they did to Nicholai in this movie
@sean-thiago19867 жыл бұрын
They f*cking ignored the fact that he was a badass villain. A greedy merc selling his services to the highest bidder, and not caring sh*t about his own men. As I said, Badass
@nikolai13267 жыл бұрын
Same here, buddy. Same here... I only watched this one for Nemesis but seeing what they did to Nicholai, I about had a stroke and wrote off the rest of the franchise.
@fallenwolf33684 жыл бұрын
@@nikolai1326 damn dude they must of really got into your skin for you to say fck the whole franchise. Hahahahhahaha
@user-dr2yz8um3d7 жыл бұрын
this movie was such a misfire too many stupid scenes I feel bad for Sienna Guillory as Jill
@iKadaj3 жыл бұрын
the "my shit is custom" line is equivalent to the "oh pleeeeeaase" tow truck guy from men in black who was going to tow the cockroach alien's bug van and should have ended the same way: showing someone that you have a gun too does not stop them from shooting you with theirs which is already pointed at you.
@gracekim19985 ай бұрын
So clearly Alice is the true villain here
@Ragingkronicbuddiesgaming9 жыл бұрын
i liked LJ,he had more personality then most of the other characters in these movies.
@StrawberryShorty Жыл бұрын
Same here!
@Luke.S20995 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie this is actually my favourite RE movie. Like they actually tried with this one. Jill was bad ass, Nemesis looked amazing, plus we also get to see Raccoon City, Carlos, and friends, and even some S.T.A.R.S team members :)
@thatonezeldaguy2507 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't mention the cg backgrounds and cg tombstones
@Omega_1998_2 жыл бұрын
Alice versus Nemesis,Mortal Kombat Trilogy style 15:44
@madhatter9844 жыл бұрын
Jumps through a stained glass window on a motor cycle and lickers stand there like wow what am i surposed to do get fucked movie these things get aggressive when just running near them.
@billymason36986 жыл бұрын
Alice her character let's none of the original characters shine. Ever!
@Bartoc19887 жыл бұрын
Is that Kikoskia being Barry?
@marcocappelli22366 жыл бұрын
I was surprised tooo!! YAY!
@MforMovesets5 жыл бұрын
14:13 Wait... isnt that the Chernobyl actor? That makes too much sense.
@hirenkilljoy91036 жыл бұрын
I have watched these Resident evil reviews over 20 times, these are so damn funny and it makes me sad to know there wont me more of these happening :( well i know there is a reboot coming but this is just gold!
@M1dniter4 жыл бұрын
Why is the orchestral version of the Resident Evil Gaiden Prologue theme impossible to find ANYWHERE?!
@Nekucloud7 жыл бұрын
"Only 10 points, YOU SUCK"!😂😂😂
@matthewhancox4389 Жыл бұрын
I actually liked this movie. Until I learnt about the games it was based on, and how badly it bastardised their characters. Woman with super powers fights zombies with exploding motorcycles, I’m there every time. But the way the directors Mary Sue upstages the actual characters at every turn is beyond insulting. I mean Paul couldn’t even let Jill blow up some zombies without Alice stealing the spotlight.
@HLHReviews3 жыл бұрын
Even though we lost hope after Apocalypse, I think this was the best sequel we got, mainly because it’s the closest we’ll ever be getting a live action Resident Evil film that is close to the source material. Beyond Apocalypse, just forget it.
@carlosfred86738 жыл бұрын
The Helicopter/Nemesis Scene at the end with wacky sound effects made me choke. lol.
@Caarajack4 жыл бұрын
Just watching this review before Resident Evil 3 Remake comes out next week. Playable demo promises as good treatment as RE2 got last year, and unlike this film series, the games series is looking to have a renaissance age.
@MikeJones-qn1gz8 жыл бұрын
Also does anybody notice that jill has the wrong handgun? the one she uses in the game is a 9mm custom Samuri Edge, the one in the movie is a 9mm automatic...
@SamsarasArt5 жыл бұрын
Compared to everything else that's wrong with this movie, Jill having the wrong handgun is a minor error
@TheBonkleFox5 жыл бұрын
i have a theory that everything after this is just alice's dying fever dream. jill and friends made it out alright and went on to battle umbrella in a much better film series that we never got to see.
@KhepriX5 жыл бұрын
I remember when I first heard of the movie and saw the bits from the movie showing Nemesis and I had so much hope about the series (lets be real, the first Resi Movie was not Citize Kane, but it was decent enough)