Return Of The Biscotti Bandit

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[@vallo220]

I cant be the only one who looks at cameras in stores and never stolen a day in my life.

[@maddyraven8720]

Omg yes!

[@marbledillon]

I always do too. Lol

[@someraider5285]

Smart_Girl01 to mess with the people watching them

[@mrfoxxygrandpa4869]

Smart_Girl01 you don’t understand people who do what? that whole msg made no sense

[@zoneofendless6501]

Same,i feel intimidates by cameras xD

[@pigcanfly3915]

Man I never wanted justice over a biscotti so much.

[@rockallday0]

Plural

[@aastors18]

Same he's not gonna gonna get away the 4th time 😤

[@TooH2k]

The only biscotti I know is a weed strain is it a candy bar or something ??

[@rockallday0]

@@aastors18 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 3 times, ahh forget it.

[@KingStr0ng]

@@horseplop9 So do you just copy-paste this on every thread, or? 🤔

[@annwynbeneaththewaves]

3 times without getting caught??? this guys a legend. a very cheap legend.

[@kingofballs5459]

Well I guess he kinda I caught

[@sick0fthis]

Nah he just came at the right times

[@howlhqs9252]

I didn’t like this comment keep it at 420 likes 😂😂

[@chuckgates1171]

In his own mind.

[@ImAHamsterDude]

No he's just a bum

[@DutchDukeMan]

This guy stole from THIS gas station 3 times succesfully, he must be a pro

[@kopistedik3542]

Hes an ancient one, in the draculian family.

[@MTGAshliok]

Omg yess

[@mustache2974]

He has conquered gas station encounters

[@kevinchristianson6723]

He has been caught on camera 3 times? Is that really successful lol

[@danielbutcher8108]

@@kevinchristianson6723 doesn't matter if he doesn't get busted and prosecuted at the time and they cops are not going to wasn't there time over a biscotti lol.

[@fortworths]

The Biscotti Bandit saga is the greatest soap opera of our time.

[@chriskubond6314]

Agreed

[@NotTheDark.]

He’s a top 10 anime villain

[@Gerickmb]

3 people like this at the same exact time I did lol

[@slowjamcdub]

Yessssss!!!! Lol

[@AnimeKingZs]

It puts Star Wars to shame honestly. xD

[@michaelgreen2666]

He's getting too cocky 😂🤣 next time will be his last. I can feel it lol

[@Seth-bp3og]

Michael Green dont pray on his downfall like that

[@loveofmangos6112]

That bandit is an unofficial member of the "woodland critters" on South Park.

[@inthenameofpain4646]

Michael Green obviously they got him on camera 😂

[@lexbeltran1354]

One too many, it's jail time mang

[@weed1634]

Ur hair is cringe😂

[@sasukewife2621]

Biscottis are like 1$ this dude the biggest cheapskape😂

[@beyblitzyt3042]

Daw hws wearing the same clothes from 2 days ago

[@mdd1963]

'cheap...skape'??

[@jackcough8155]

cheap scape: One who scapes for cheap.

[@mdd1963]

@@jackcough8155 I've heard of cheap 'skate'...but never of a bastardly 'scape', which must be 12.5% worse :)

[@chadsimmons6347]

What is a Biscottus?..never heard of it

[@1fastbitch434]

"And then I was like Skeet, skeet..." I died 🤣

[@zAggEr1907]

I was driving and I was like WOOOO😂😂

[@evilbluntgaming]

number one cheat

[@rootz420]

Same so accurate

[@rehmansyed2219]

🤪🤪

[@BLURby84]

Put a tv behind the counter that scrolls pictures of wanted and known thieves to the community and customers.

[@evac.7762]

Great idea! Caption the pictures with funny "nicknames" too, like The Biscotti Bandit...

[@aastors18]

Good idea

[@royalmac1011]

Great idea, so they know they wanted

[@tysurfs3917]

Yes!

[@damianbiue7728]

its a fucking chocolate biscotti its not that serious

[@DudeInOhio85]

This dude has hit y'all three times. I cannot wait for the confrontation video.

[@CreatiousYT]

Same

[@aastors18]

Word 🤘🏼

[@woofdoogy]

I thought it was about to happen

[@justinandsheba]

@@horseplop9 Jesus wants you to atone for your sins and pay for dem damn biscuits, bruh....................

[@dragonthunder2145]

Uncle chuckles thank you for turning your life around. I’m guessing you work for Nike. Just because you wear a uniform doesn’t mean you don’t change your clothes. It was very rude of the gentleman to say that about you. I hope you have a nice religion.

[@LeeDee5]

What's the best sequel you've ever seen? Everyone: lists movies Me: Gas Station Encounters- Return of the Biscotti Bandit

[@kopistedik3542]

He will never be caught!!!

[@videoswithsubscribers-xk5hb]

The most eagerly awaited trilogy of all time!

[@dannyduncan3878]

like how he calls his own coffee disgusting

[@mrdoge1722]

TheRevoltingBlob27 SHE GONE

[@MAGTP]

Lol it’s his personal opinion. My grandfather owns a chain of grocery store near Boston but I guarantee he doesn’t like everything it his stores,

[@shadowmakerfps3853]

Gas station coffee is normally old and gross but he also called his own beers disgusting. It's not like he orders it for himself. Most gas stations have ths same shit same coffee. Or he doesn't like coffee and beer in general

[@jimmysalen7837]

He did say dark roast tho

[@xzenkaidragon9664]

Wat doin

[@bresidentpoejiden8253]

You should put a sign on the Biscotti that says "reserved for the Biscotti thief"

[@kinkaidglade2388]

😂

[@scoobysnack7899]

😂😂😂 good one lol

[@cordcd7]

Along with clips of his crime on a loop.

[@shaanali6965]

IKR lmao 😂

[@bigv6724]

"Biscotti Bandit"

[@pokecat6122]

The biscotti bandit strikes again!

[@NeoN-wi2ow]

Lmao

[@aastors18]

Yep he's a slippery slippery little rattle snake

[@s1234pro]

And gets away with it AGAIN!

[@fxrn3739]

You weren’t kidding when you said we could almost smell him from the screen.

[@spiciestt6136]

But then you take a hard sniff then realize it’s ur upper lip

[@Kingz4Kings]

@@spiciestt6136 LOLOL

[@richmindaiming8018]

@@spiciestt6136 beat me too it 😅

[@chrispony5000]

Various bodily fluids and bacterium transferring from his hands to the coffee station

[@2G1rls1Pudge]

Lmfao 😂🤣💀💀😭😭

[@skalapunk]

Imagine being a thief over $1.50

[@joys8634]

when I was 5 lmao

[@UncleTroy]

1:27 I was like, "woo!" Cracked me up.

[@aastors18]

Same lol

[@warchip121]

That was funny lol

[@wootforicecream]

That was my favorite part lol

[@realisticcrybabywhocanttak3624]

Same

[@FrozenNos]

does anyone else hate the way this man just carries himself lol

[@StewartLucrative]

Anyone his age that still wears their hat backwards is a complete dipshit.

[@odix6395]

Yeah his swag is whack af

[@newmanoutdoors1564]

Agree

[@joeldeleon9593]

indeed.

[@stevethompson5168]

StewartLucrative I disagree with that.

[@chrisrob722]

Plot twist: The biscotti theif knows he's on KZbin and watches the episodes

[@TawiaPHW]

No one: Gas Station encounters:”He’s gonna” x100

[@hannahhyland9580]

this dude should get a trophy lmao. he’s the only thief who has gotten away with stealing multiple times from this gas station

[@cream1955]

What if there are thieves whom they haven't even noticed?

[@user-3dfhdha24]

Lol

[@beercanman5535]

a large cock shaped trophy

[@cr7_madrid540]

Hannah High Trophy? For stealing?

[@hannahhyland9580]

CR7_Madrid not literally bud

[@HeyGeesh]

You guys should have a tv in front of the door and play the compilations of people stealing from you

[@Thefunkeemonkee]

HeyGeesh Brilliant idea! Like so they see this comment!

[@NicolasCalderon-vc9of]

Jus like v.i.m

[@Josiuh]

but then we wont get any new videos lol

[@supadupagabes4020]

HeyGeesh he won’t do that cuz then he’ll have less content

[@niels7621]

Yeeaaaahh

[@nicolasricke4643]

“Aw yea man I was drivin’ like this skrt skrt!”

[@roccoijlal7590]

I WAS DRIVING LIKE WHOOOOO😂

[@asnetliroblox]

I was driving like skeet skeet

[@GioMondo]

😂😂😂

[@joesanchez1681]

Imagine your scrolling through your recommendations and see a video he uploaded of you stealing a bag of chips when you were 7

[@tkmaz207]

He obviously now has this place on his easy grab n go list!

[@UltraM-fz1zw]

OMG I KNOW THAT GUY HIS NAME IS PEDRO GONZALEZ HE HELPED WITH MY ROOF ONCE

[@kristypaquette839]

Gamingforpride2005 wait... really?

[@prod.offline]

fuck, am another client. I too had a sub par experience with my roofs and shiniglinging

[@mikeformisano764]

I know him too, owes me $540.00 86o-424-1778

[@datcryptog]

they are waiting until he steals 497 more biscuits so they can charge him with grand theft

[@thawhitecletis4569]

69th like

[@celina-]

When he comes in again you should just charge him for all the merchandise he stole 🥴

[@ahmedselim545]

“Sir I didn’t buy any biscottis, why are they on my receipt”

[@chromesneakers7481]

Cel i should charge you for theft for stealing my heart

[@spaniard8753]

Dude, are you really trying to hit on someone in KZbin comments? Kind of sad

[@chromesneakers7481]

Christopher Albertson yeah ok virgin boy🤣 , it worked tho 😎

[@spaniard8753]

@@chromesneakers7481 Sure it did, buddy.

[@weed1634]

Wtf are y'all slacking he wore the exact same outfit 😂

[@ROTONDRES]

MAVRICK LIFE he said at the end he found the recordings the same night

[@unidentifiable2033]

you’ve got the most cringe pfp I’ve seen in a while

[@giannigutierrez4110]

it’s probably his work uniform

[@johntitor1054]

You shouldn’t talk, you probably ware the same mavrick merch evreyday, how can you respect a jake pauler

[@unidentifiable2033]

MAVRICK LIFE this is a trolling account you dummy, yours isn’t though.

[@theeuglyduckling9476]

Damn, thought you'd get him this time😐

[@aastors18]

Same

[@TomYum1907]

I’m starting to feel like he’s letting him pass for content

[@slovnicurling9808]

@@TomYum1907 The best content is when they confront them so thats definitely not the reason.

[@Cruesifixx]

One cashier for 8 to ten people is Alot on one person

[@Jaybeast5x]

Maybe they are building this story line up like marvel's MCU phase 1-3

[@bealong8718]

The narration is what I'm here for. Every single time.

[@cbesthelper404]

I know. He is super talented. It's not easy to get me laughing, but I laugh all the way through these videos. This guy is great!

[@sopamarucha2388]

I honestly feel like this guy can be a King at rap battles 😊

[@MasonH24]

"IF YOU KNOW THIS THIEF, LET HIM KNOW THAT.." He needs to change his clothes once in a while.

[@djchedd]

“You can smell him through the screen” 😂😂

[@ThePrufessa]

Your narration is some of the funniest narration I've ever heard on KZbin.

[@xaza5625]

I swear this is a game to him AND HES WINNING

[@lizzann2535]

I thought so

[@israelochoa6299]

BEST BISCOTTI BISCUITS I’ve ever ate.

[@kian3527]

Biscotti Bandit u slippery lil rattle snake u!!!🐍🐍

[@cwstewartjr1973]

We need to team up. You can be the decoy and ill do the real stealing. Im thinking some delicious Mikes Hard Lemonade and some little debbies snacks

[@oldfriend2317]

Still haven’t changed those clothes you dirty bastard

[@scott3605]

Turn yourself in 😂

[@wootforicecream]

Biscotti Bandit You won't get away with this!

[@truckernation7886]

It’s really does look like he said, ‘yeah man I was driving like this’. lol, perfect voiceover 1:26

[@willunderhill4673]

I lol'd

[@mikefobfan101]

@@horseplop9 You liar

[@Xxmeca421xX]

Skeet skeet

[@willunderhill4673]

@@horseplop9 hi uncle kevin, remember jesus forgiveth jesus fortaketh away

[@Tokii_Toki]

The way he voices and narrates everything, this guy would be one awesome friend to take places

[@emersonricciardone6296]

The fact that you can catch them so quickly is impressive

[@loveofmangos6112]

There's like 40 cameras in that place.

[@jertoll4218]

Lolol...at this point you should just let him keep stealing for the KZbin content

[@andrewdimas2834]

They too broke to let that slide

[@ericlessard5021]

If he enter your store again, take two biscotis and go at him and start playing drum on his forehead.

[@glowz621]

eric lessard lmao

[@Sa-fv5oo]

iof78ty

[@shaunatwining1649]

@1:24 had me dying!!😁 Laughed so hard... That was great!!!❤️

[@longobardilounge8238]

I don't know how this was a recommendation,but, I'm digging it lol. KZbin finally got a rec. That was worth it lol

[@msstarlight4770]

Damn it's gonna be gooood when you confront him!!! (Looking forward to seeing that).

[@brucestradingcards6211]

He's gonna be like...Who me?

[@msstarlight4770]

@@brucestradingcards6211 Aha ha ha! Absolutely .... they keep on denying it, right up until they see footage of themselves from the security cameras. 😳

[@Tankertougher]

He used a credit card. 💳 So he gave you all of his information.

[@thisisalex7]

That’s not how it works buddy

[@HelmuthGerka]

@@thisisalex7 You can see the name of the person at least, i work at a hotel, we have caught thieves with just the name on the receipt. even if they stay in other hotels, you turn into some cia level agent shit when you work on retail like this.

[@brightonchou1393]

@@HelmuthGerka tha i s not his card

[@mundozlz1147]

Helmuth Gerka Thats not how it works budd

[@Ziotic]

@@mundozlz1147 ummmmmm yes... it is .....

[@bee-rye1921]

Commentary is so funny. I’ve watch sooooo many videos of GSE and just laugh every time. lol. Keep em coming!

[@sosig8332]

This has inspired me to confess, when I was 6, I stole a pack of HubbaBubba strawberry from Tesco 😖😣 the shame

[@edreessaeed6874]

Oh no

[@DARQAURA]

*electric chair*

[@lesthomasson7220]

Liar!!!!! It was 2 packs of big league chew. We have the camera footage

[@LeonardoShellhead]

That's nothing, I remember as a 6 year old I stole some marvel cards from a dollar tree of all places

[@KurosakiLuvar01]

A lot of us have stolen things in the past. Either directly or indirectly.

[@grahampinder8371]

He’s reached his final form!!

[@NotTheDark.]

He used his bankai lmao

[@latravianheaggins9710]

I guarantee you he done hit this store up more than twice. Lol

[@TheManUtdGuy]

Good counting

[@dannymartinez8314]

Uh YEAH, like three times, duh!

[@joebucksux6179]

We got a fucking math professor in the comments

[@dentallab655]

Wow all 3 people who replied before me are retards.

[@joebucksux6179]

@@dentallab655 you know going into the comment section and calling other people virgins is ironically the most virgin thing ever.

[@sherlytle1057]

Your narrations are hilarious and I'm addicted! Binge time!

[@Amixonyt]

Eminem:I’m the fastest talker Gas station encounters:hold my cup

[@jackcarter4072]

Vendetta_87yt *hold my beer

[@Amixonyt]

Jack Carter hold my chocolate biscotti

[@adantopete4260]

Confront this dude already lol Next time he comes in, ask him if he wants to see a funny video on you tube.

[@ja_9294]

Lmfaooo

[@davidjones9196]

Lol that's gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rachelg9873]

That'd be hilarious!!

[@fluffyunicorn2336]

@@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 to far dude

[@major69420]

"always gotta thank ur cashier when u rip him off" lmao

[@omb5722]

Michael S 😂

[@MusicandDancing4Ever]

This guy got away 3 times which is hard in this store. He’s a hero he beat GSE.🙌🏽🏆

[@RussellRadio]

As someone who regularly writes news copy, I have to say your alliteration is admirable.

[@MMcCoy-yh4ho]

"I was drivin' like this! I was like WHOOOO!" 😆😂🤣😭⚰️🥀

[@frankmcdaniel2352]

😆😆

[@AC-qe9sz]

Damn him! He really is a slippery little snake! 🙄😡🐍🐍

[@Telecasterfan]

thlippery thnake

[@aheartonfire7191]

Rattlesnake* right?

[@beieber4life]

I know I hate that guy 🐍 🐍

[@ANANGRYCRACKR]

Lmfao bro your voice dubs over him and his buddy talking had me dying lmao

[@jasone5513]

“She gone” I’m dead 😵 😂

[@DanielLopez-fq8mv]

Seriously, it’s been 3 consecutive times with this guy 😂😂

[@gabrielleelliott7388]

Hope he get caught

[@Blackwolffe097]

Yo that cashier is awesome Running 2 registers at once.

[@andrewharbison720]

Nope. But I do when needed.

[@Donpork7]

He is the guy who would turn to a page randomly in the book and be on the right page

[@Donpork7]

Jeremy he might just like his job. What job do you have?

[@dandc2011]

@Jeremy it's called taking pride in your work. I guess you don't know the concept. Also, what even is your point? So, because he doesn't get paid $100k/yr that means he should purposely work slow and hold people up in the line?

[@worldpeacearroyo8515]

For the first time, after being subjected to witnessing random "recommended" videos from "KZbin", I am glad I succumbed to the temptation by clicking on this video and enjoying the content so much, I subscribed up front! 😂💙

[@cyborg266]

Love the conversation about driving.

[@candicecart9786]

It would be hilarious to have wanted posters at the counter with the crimes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 next time biscotti bandit comes in he could see himself at the counter she gone 🤣🤣🤣

[@brightonchou1393]

not enough space. way too many

[@josesayha]

less content then they already have

[@Universe_World]

Hey 😂 touch me pls

[@DANIEL_eltravieso]

*THE BISCOTTI BANDIT STRIKES AGAIN* -THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE-

[@phizzelout]

yes Know I

[@camdennoll6280]

I love how he always advertises the sandwiches

[@nickadams2361]

This is ridiculous how entertaining this is

[@ltrasha7230]

😂😂you can almost smell him through the screen😂😂

[@pkinfante6737]

That's his third time, jesus this guy is hungry.

[@elijah3264]

Or he just doesnt like paying

[@aastors18]

lol

[@dragonthunder2145]

Actually, these lifts occurred on 3 separate occasions. So that’s not that much food when you consider there’s 24hours in a day/night cycle(unless is daylight savings). I’m not being a jerk. I’m just peacefully letting you know. Please don’t be mad.

[@comradeivan3903]

@@dragonthunder2145 OP was being sarcastic....

[@damien1781]

@@dragonthunder2145 sarcasm isn't your forte huh?

[@sawetneb7322]

you deserve every single subscriber you have bro, these videos are hilarious

[@jai__fox7403]

YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL HIM FROM THROUGH THE SCREEN!! got me DEADDDD 🤣🤣🤣

[@TurkeyCreekMotosports]

I love how you talked faster while it was sped up!!!! The perfect touch!

[@oliverxvi4373]

Ohh the paying customer did the thief scratch while look up at the counter.

[@Nomnomnomiana]

Oliver 2030 theft MUST have crossed his mind

[@wetlettuce4768]

He's just such a good theif the cameras didn't even see him do it.

[@sophiajames3902]

Dude thank you for this that was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@weirdosauce]

I wish I could come to this gas station this guys the best worker

[@dillongaines4651]

This guy should be forced to eat 1000 biscotti biscuits in one day for his punishment

[@tomforealz4482]

but does he have a tea/coffee aswell otherwise its not much of a punishment. :D

[@chasmcl42]

He thinks he is a master thief but the plonker gets caught every time.

[@FromeFmAjayD]

charles mclachlan 😂🤣 outside of only fools and horses I don’t think I’ve heard anyone use the term plonker in a LONG time.

[@ImProudtobeCanadian]

LMAO u got me when you said SKEET SKEET.

[@merkabamagick9096]

The “she gone” gets me every time 🤣🤣

[@nedimcoskun2896]

This guy stole 2 times in the heavely guarded gasstation hes a legend Wonder when hes gonna get cought and whats his punishment gonna be

[@ruiming3817]

3rd time actualy

[@curtis4223]

It’s cuz the guy narrating is not on the till he is the one that normally catches these scumbags

[@spiderpiller2522]

@@ruiming3817 oh damn when was the first??

[@robbyquintana9822]

@@spiderpiller2522 The armpit lifter video. That was his first. I hope he goes in for a few months.

[@Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure]

@@spiderpiller2522 just look at 4:08 it shows all 3 times

[@dayender]

Judgement day is close.

[@samwarelow2917]

It’s funny at 1:34 when he lets go of the stirring stick it just goes zoom

[@LizNeptune]

Tell his frat he’s a damn thief. He’s got it in his shirt.

[@cringefest7841]

Boozy The Clown he’s not really overweight :/

[@boostedkidproductions9719]

1:23 that voice over was perfect.

[@theHAL9000]

His family and employer (if employed) must be proud ...

[@tianamarie4768]

Think his family owns it

[@GuitarGangsterArmi]

I’ve given my parents a ton of things to be embarrassed about

[@puddincup9879]

The commentary is everything!!!☝️

[@johnfinne]

That big guy with sunglasses at the end of the line at 3:55 is awesome. Nice shirt.

[@Ducky195]

So he pays for 2 vitamin waters and a coffee but doesn’t pay for a 35 cent biscotti. 🤦‍♂️ insert Minecraft ooof

[@keythdanielsen8316]

It's much sweeter when it's stolen.

[@devora4809]

lol

[@sonnybyrne725]

When you click fast but have nothing to say

[@bugsybugs2253]

I love the commentary that u give Its hilarious!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gabrielleelliott7388]

I couldn't stop laughing she gone lool

[@abrahambaltazar8342]

I felt bad for the cashier 😭 two registers at once! That looked brutal

[@BREND0h]

Time to hire more morning help lol

[@MyFatherIsTryingToKillMe]

That fast forward @1:37 in your speech is brilliant!

[@grant0410]

I don’t know why I find these so entertaining.

[@nigelgrim]

The impersonations are spot on!

[@meghanwogan2982]

“Woop she gone” - the quote of 2019

[@HALOMOVIEMUSIC]

Again. Y'all are Slacking, he wore the same exact outfit.

[@ThatDavisLove]

"He hasn't changed his clothes in multiple days"😂💀

[@rox5821]

Keep up the good work. You guys are awesome!